New Mariah! It Kinda Sucks!!!
Filed under: Mariah Carey
We're sorry, lambs, but this is disappointing.
We were really looking forward to Mariah Carey's new single, and it does not live up to our expectations.
CLICK HERE to listen to Mimi's Touch My Body - off her E=MC2 album, due out in April.
The song is not bad. It's worse. It's average.
Mediocrity kills!
Touch My Body is a very generic mid-tempo song. Nothing special about it.
Sad.
What do U think about Touch My Body?????
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Bad choice for a lead single. Her first few albums also suck! Cant waqit for MADONNA's new album. Now that will be hot!
Jill is an UGLY FAT SLUT. Go hate on Janet.
Think about it folks. Over 2000 comments on MC cause she's the ONLY CONSISTENT HITMAKER IN THE BIZ. "Touch" is clever. "Touch" is the shit. "Touch" needs to be listened to more than once for you DUMB ASSES TO GET IT. And when you have other artists that try to RE-INVENT THEMSELVES AND FAIL, Mariah keeps coming back. With all that BULLSH** SOUTHERN SOULJA BOY, GIRL, WHATEVER, FLO RIDA, CRAP ON THE RADIO it's nice to hear QUALITY MUSIC ON THE RADIO. Go Mimi GO!!
Perez why do you LOVE THE SHIT that's WACK..and HATE on the shit that's AMAZING? I think the song is FUN…LISTEN TO IT in your bubble bath with aromatherapy candles, some bon bons, a joint and some Petrone. Will it still suck then?
Go sweat Janet.
OMG this song is so pervo…My favorite qoute. Enjoy my fellow porn stars, Cuz if you run your mouth and brag about this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down
'Cuz they be all up in my business like a Wendy interview
But this private between you and I
We all know whats up when you reference a Wendy's Interview. Lube me up with som crisco bitches.
wow.. at first i didn't like it but now its like my new favourite song
It's getting soo much radio play here in Toronto.
mariah is one of the best!!! i love her new song she is a true artist she inspires people and yes if you dont like it then just don't listen to it. can't wait for her album. and to all you talking sH****t on MIMI so go do something useful instead. shout out to all MIMI's Lambs!!!!!!
you suck. you have no taste. the song is awesome!
The song was played in the UK on Wednesday morning. Just great, as always.
Mariah looks soooooooooooooooo hot.
Since Tuesday, the song has already garnered over 1600 spins! Yes, that is a lot. For comparison's sake, Feedback maxed out at about 5000 spins. Not hating on Janet…just illustrating how this song is exploding out of the box.
Love it. I hated it at first, but I listened to is a few times. It's catchy.
STOP HATEN PEREZHILTON CAUSE YOU KNOW MARIAH NEW SINGLE IS THE SHIT AND HER ALBUM IS GOING TO BE THE SHIT. I LOVE THE NEW SONG AND ITS GOING TO BE MARIAH'S 18TH NUMBER 1 RECORD!
HOT SONG!!!!!!!!! I LOVE MARIAH VOICE
its good totally different from how I imagined! Perez ull love it in a week :-p x
This song is fantastic! Mariah re-invents herself yet again! I cant wait for the new album i am so excited! stuff all you haters why cant you let a girl have her crown!
OMG I LOVE IT. !!
i think its actually alright it aint that bad i mean shes done worst singles than that come on people everybody should talk aboyt how crap heide montage single is i mean come no one is gonna give her record deal !
I FREAKING LOVE THIS SONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG = )
IM PUTTING IT ON MY MYSPACE!!
this song is a gem. so fresh and sweet!. the vocals are astounding: listen to the a cappella version. mariah is great!
This song is the shyt. Mimi does it again! Vocals are hotter than hot!
Perez stop hating on Mariah her new song is amazing you just have bad taste that's all.
Re: awful – the song is fkn nice you just have no taste get your sht together you fkn hater
Re: hi – ynobody really gives a fk if you never liked mimi you idiot her new song is nice you're just a fkn dumbass hater
Re: WASHED UP – you fkn washed out idiot the song is fkn nice and you'll feel dumb as hell well actually dumber than you already are when her song reaches number 1 on the charts. you fkn Hater!!!
Re: Betty – Mariah's new song is nice you dumbass you just have bad taste in music you probably listen to some queer as shit thats why you dont like the song. Stop Hating trick!
Re: wowthissongblows. – what the fk are you talking about you stupid idiot her new song is fkn nice you'r probably too dumb to know what good music is thats why you say that but the song is amazing. you fucken suck you stupid ass queer
Re: PEREZ IS THE NEW JOHN MERRICK – Thank you! you said the right thing perez if a fucken whale a fucken queer one and he doesnt know shit about music his fucken queer ass probably listens to fucken abba and queen thats his taste in music.
Amazing song. It will grow on you day after day of airplay. Thanks Mariah for releasing a new song. Love it, love it.
I was dissapointed at first…but you know it's a super catchy song and she can get away with singing just about anything and make it sound amazing!! I wish she would stop trying to keep up with these little pop rnb hood rats and keep it real with the deep soul/gospel sounds which REALLY showcase her talent! Mariah doeas not need to worry about these younger singerz-SHE IS AN ICON…hello, THE VOICE!!!!!!
The song its tasty! I like
the song sucks ass!! Its wiggity wiggity WHACK!
I do beleive this one of the song tat'll get anyones attiention gotta love mimi and can't wait for her new boyfriend
once you've accomplished soooo much such as MIMI…what else is needed to b proven…i mean…i dnt get it…do u girlfriend…do u!
Perez u just want someone to fight with u cuz the track is hot gurl
touch my body is a great song…u dont know wat the hell good music sounds like…its one of her best songs….
Re: Jeremy – u wish that its retouched…if u havent seen her live thats wat u might think but she looks hotter in person
i love the new song, Touch My Body.
it's good to hear a new Mariah material once again!
i hope this will be a huge hit and perhaps, her 18th #1.
"I know that you've been waiting for it
I'm waiting too" - we've been waiting for this song!
the song is fucken gorgeous! mariah rocks. why so much hate? you people need to just "shake it off."
*sings* …touch my body…
loves it!!!!
I'm one of her biggest fan and I have to sadly admit that this song is F…ing CRAP.
It's not a ballad, its not an uptempo, what is it? Even the vocals suck!
Its her worse song ever! Please MC call Walter afanasieff and David foster back! You need them badly
This should be a Paris Hilton's song not a Mariah's!
Good album track, but a bit disappointing as a first single. Needs more "oomph"! I believe in you Mariah!
Mariah is nasty
It's definitely a grower Miss THING….get some of that fat out your ears sweetie…. GO Mimoo
xxx
This song is amazing and I am not a mimi fan. This song is successfull without promotion, a future #1
this is a cool song and i am not bored listenning to it all the time.
wack wack wack!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: SUE MENGERS – Honey.. MUSIC ON DEMAND plays on ALl songs t so people can't copy then play them at clubs or radio.. LOL.. good try though. it wasn;t to make it OLD TIME FEEL.. stupid
the song is very modern for me !
When she started, it took someone with a voice to sing her songs. Now she singing the exact same songs as everyone else in the R&B charts. They are all about the beat of the track and nothing about the vocal.
after all, this is what America likes: a woman without brain singing the same songs for about 18 years
Re: Jorge –
Jorge, anyone who calls Mariah stupid is either stupid themselves, or not paying attention. A stupid person could never have achieved what she has, which is stay relevant in the cut throat music business for 18 years.
BTW Touch My Body will probably be the Hot Shot debut on the Hot 100 this week….
i think mariahs new song is a hit its diffrernt and thats just a bigg shes gonna come with a bang
this blows
The song rocks!! Unlike your looks!!! : )
I'm sorry Perezito this is one of the only times I'll disagree with u. This song it amazing.
I LOVE IT I LOVE IT. PEREZ YOU DONT KNOW GOOD MUSIC WHEN YOU HEAR IT. THIS IS CATCHY-FEEL-GOOD-BREEZY MARIAH…NOT SO CLUBBY AND HIPHOP BUT MORE LIKE A SOFT TUNE. HER VOICE IS AMAZING THE BEAT IS GOOD. ADMITTEDLY ITS NOT GROUNDBREAKING OR FRESH BUT STILL IT SOUNDS LIKE THE GREAT/CLASSIC MARIAH WE ALL LOVE I CANT WAIT TO BUY THIS ALBUM ===NO ONE IS BETTER THAN MIMI.
mariah is always on fire!!!
We love you Mariah.!!!!
Mariah's new song is hot, it will grow on you!!!
Not a huge fan of this song when I first heard it (although I Heart MC to death…. saw her TAOM tour twice) but I didn't like It's Like That very much at first either. However, this song grows on you. The song has over 30 million audience impressions in 4 out of 7 days of the week on radio this week. I hope it does well. It's not the best song but it's super catchy and will probably be a top 5 hit. Best of luck on a high debut Mimi!!!
you kno what, perez you always were a hater, an u get mad when someone disagree with you. but whom the fuck gives a dam, not me. MARIAH'S NEW SINGLE IS THE SHIT, AN FUCK U PEREZ!
Perez you are notttt right on this review… Mariah's new song is sensual and catchy. It once again shows that she has still got it, even 18 years after the release of her first album!!!! I LOVE YOU FOR EVERY MARIAHHHH CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR THE REST!!!!
Let's be honest here. It's just okay. It's somewhat catchy. But so not original. This song could have been released 5 years ago. Someone mentioned this earlier. If anyone else would have sang this song. No one would have cared. This song will be a medicore hit but only because its Mariah, not because the song is fantastic. I'm not a hater, I own 4 Mariah albums.
I love it!! I think it's an awesome song! Mariah is the best!
Love it love it love it! Mariah can do no wrong, maybe with the exception of Charmbracelet, loved Through The Rain Though. And yes, loved Glitter too, the soundtrack was superb, people just didn't give it a chance. Touch My Body is catchy and relevant in today's music!!! I hope this is Mariah's 18th #1: )
let us not forget..Mariah, in these voiceless, IDOL drunken state, more is more, "lable" is the new Gucci, text your vote (w/ a PRICE), media zombies, has a voice. Mariah HAS a voice…and it is beautiful!!!
defenitly a hit, love you mimi!!
This obviously shows your taste in everything…YOU HAVE NONE
This song is very catchy. It doesn't show off Mariah's amazing vocals but this song wasn't meant too. It's an upbeat love song that screams Mariah. No one else could've make this song work. Leona Lewis' Bleeding Love has better vocals but she hasn't even debuted in the US yet. This is Mariah's time to shine again. Wait for her next few singles. You will get #1 hits!
Mariah Carey makes a triumphant return to the charts with her new single Touch My Body. After less than six days at radio it blasts onto a whopping four airplay charts. "Touch" storms CHR/Top 40 (No. 32), Rhythmic Top 40 (No. 26), Urban (No. 23) and Urban AC (No. 39). By debuting on the CHR/Top 40 chart, Carey takes the lead for most hits in the list's 15-year history: "Touch" is her 26th entry, breaking a tie with Madonna.
Touch My Body is this week's Billboard HOT 100 Hot Shot debut : ) Ahhhh…nothin can stop Mariah!!!! World….be prepared for Mariah's 18th US #1….she will most likely surpass The Beatles 20 #1's and become the only Artist in History with the most #1's. Nobody can touch this woman!!!! This woman has the drive, the passion, the ability and the dedication to be where she is right now. She has never given up. She started from very very humble beginnings to become one of the most successful female entertainers in history, and she's only 37 years old. Mariah deserves every bit of her success and I'm so happy for her : ) Share the love, share the love!!!! : )
Honestly… I didn't think it was AMAZing when I first heard it. It's Def one of those that grows on you.
I freaken love it now. I know the words and all to sing along and it really did grow A LOT on me. Love it now.
Just wait till you hear it a few times.
Yeha it's not a good first signle anyways…..it doesn't POP……nothing special about it for an upcoming album , it's boring…..
I am a MC fan,.. so I think its great! Its mellow,.. chill. Something grown folks can groove to. but that is jus me,.. lol everyone has there own opinion. Like I said I am a fan. Love it!
shut up perez!
second comment ( you did'nt post the first one PEREZY!!) I LOVE THE SONG … I LOVE MIMI !!! SHE CAN DO NO WRONG…. ILI LOVE RAINBOWS AND BUTTERFLIES… GLITTER DESERVES AN ACADEMY AWARD!!!!!!
okay !!!!! grrrr. i hate to say this because i'm a huggggeeee Mariah Carey fan. I even spent $185.00 bucks to see her in orlando for her charmbraclet tour( which all my friends thought i was absolutly nutz for paying so much) I was in the nose bleed section too!!! and even still, i thought that her show was awsome,( though i think her fans could of done without all the costume changes) i loved the emancipation of mimi cd aswell. But this song "touch my body" is not Mariah worthy, its to simple for mariah, this song doesnt give her talent justice it sounds like she just halfassed it, she is way better then this. Simon Cowell wouldnt even be thrilled. and i really dont feel like hearing her singing about touching some guys thighs. eww gross, when you talk about having sex with someone and touching body parts, i feel like that should be kept out of songs its tacky, if i wanted to listent to all of that i would just get a porno.