Quote of the Day
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"I accept myself as a very specific kind of guy and in that sense I'm a little like a woman, because my chemistry is so exacting…I can't describe it in words, but I can see it in my head, its color, its light, its shapes, and I've managed through my entire 30 years to synthesize my love for myself by way of many different reasonings and processes and have been able to really synthesize my own satisfaction and things that do it for me. They've usually been self-taught, self-instructed, self-refined. So to be with anybody else has to somewhat lie in that comfort zone I've created with myself so well."
- John Mayer tells the March issue of Best Life magazine
Posted: February 12, 2008 at 11:16 am



FIRST
whatever
so masterbation? what?
translation : john mayer is a total douche bag.
thats so nasty
First!
That barely makes sense John Mayer…
ummmmmmmmmmm…….what?????
WTF?
not first. but I feel like I'm first
what the hell!?
What the fuck is he talking about? That utter nonsense will keep him single forever.
He is so the "I am in a band guy"
haha Great picture!! I love him
JohnMayer is a NERD!!!!!!!!!!!
What a self-aborbed blow hard……He should run for the US Senate
UUGHHHH…THANKS FOR MAKING ME PUKE UP MY B'FAST.
wooooo
Perezito, a ver si trabajas un poco mas, eh!!!!!
Tamara, saluda a la aficción!!!
WHAT??????????????
What is he wearing?
Cockalicious!
First!!!! I think
That man is SO Hot [:
wtf is this a real picture ??
oh yeah first
this is not a good look for John. . . .why didn't anyone tell him. Poor thing.
Oh. My. God.
third
He's so ugly!!!!!!!!!!
first!
dirrrrrty little mayer
He's hot
first!
What?
FIRST!!! I THINK HE IS ALL KINDS OF CRAZY!!
It would dip my balls in acid just to sniff his crotch right then and there.
Først!! wooho
ooookkkkkk……was he high when he said this???? hahahahaha. He looks just wonderful in Borat's water panties to!
what?
Don't get me wrong I like John Mayor but, uh… huh? I didn't understand were he was going with that. I am a woman but, I didn't get a darn word. He can be a little out there. but I guess a lot of genious artists are.
he always makes me laugh.
wtf!!
GROSS and he's so full of himself on top of being GROSS!
I love John Mayer. But what a disturbing picture!
Lame, that is all you have for today…what is going on with Gisele and Leo's mom hanging out?
He's still hot
So?
sad…………..POOP
first
Love him.
First!
One word… narcissism.
who is this gross man? copy cat..swimsuit looks better on Borat
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First
first
HE IS GAY GAY GAY!
FIRST!!
Man that's gay
Oh… Dear… Gaaaaawwwd…. Ewwwwwwwwwww…
He is full of it and he knows it. Man to be a star and screw w/people–uh I think I'll pass. We're all just waiting waiting for your outfit to change.
is he saying he's gay?
second
1st. So Hot
WOW. That's deep. I'd break off a piece of that.
What in the world is he talking about?????
FIRST!!!
HUH?
what does any of that even mean? he is so pretentious it hurts.
eric the shitcock
Did he just come out?
what the heck is he talking about?
::Sigh:: I had always dreamt that he would fill out his "swimsuit" a little bit better.
Say what? Some people should not even be allowed to talk. This retard is one of them. He must smoke a bunch of drugs and just say a bunch of words and hope they work.Why is this guy even famous? He makes nonsense elevator music that puts me to sleep!!! When he talks, blogs or sings I hear bla bla bla bla bla
Wow…I don't want to be a hater but hopefully this is a joke. Is he a little full of himself or what????
What he's saying is: AFTER TAKING 30 YEARS TO GET COMFORTABLE WITH HIMSELF (learning to accept himself) IT'S GOING TO BE HARD TO NOW SHARE HIS LIFE WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE ONE BECOMES SELFISH AS TO HOW THEY LIKE THINGS TO BE.
I always want to know what his nutts looked like. HOT.
Re: Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla SHUT THE FUCK UP LOSER – because your IQ is soooooo low.
yum yum - nice bod and INTELLIGENCE. Hard to find in a man these days. Anyone who thinks that quote is lame doesn't have a brain.
love john mayer…. but seriously? not so much funny anymore!
I guess the fact that his head is too big makes him better at bullshitting. What the hell was he trying to say? This guy is just GROSS.
eww he looks SMALL SMALL SMALL
poor thing
Re: steffi – why would a grown woman walk around calling herself "steffi"? Grossly imature.
Is that a Joke? He can't be seriously wearing that.
Wonder if wearing that bathing suit was one of those things that "did it" for his specific chemistry. Incidentally, he looks surprisingly good in it. Given this quote, my advice to you John is to stop going out with vapid (yet undeniably gorgeous) young women. You'll never find true comfort or harmony there. Experiment with older women (50+), interesting looking women, men, soft animals and maybe synthetic products.
please tell me that pic is photoshopped…please
WOW, thats hottt!!!
FIRST BITCHEZZZ!!!!