Quote of the Day

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"I accept myself as a very specific kind of guy and in that sense I'm a little like a woman, because my chemistry is so exacting…I can't describe it in words, but I can see it in my head, its color, its light, its shapes, and I've managed through my entire 30 years to synthesize my love for myself by way of many different reasonings and processes and have been able to really synthesize my own satisfaction and things that do it for me. They've usually been self-taught, self-instructed, self-refined. So to be with anybody else has to somewhat lie in that comfort zone I've created with myself so well."

- John Mayer tells the March issue of Best Life magazine

    Posted: Feb 12, 2008 at 11:16 am / Email this  »

    235 comments to “Quote of the Day”

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    1. Mark says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    2. ruffmama says – reply to this


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      whatever

    3. meg says – reply to this


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      so masterbation? what?

    4. say10 says – reply to this


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      translation : john mayer is a total douche bag.

    5. kris says – reply to this


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      thats so nasty

    6. Laura says – reply to this


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      First!

      That barely makes sense John Mayer…

    7. maggs99 says – reply to this


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      ummmmmmmmmmm…….what?????

    8. CWIL says – reply to this


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      WTF?

    9. bitchhy says – reply to this


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      not first. but I feel like I'm first

    10. FIRST says – reply to this


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      what the hell!?

    11. Carl says – reply to this


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      What the fuck is he talking about? That utter nonsense will keep him single forever.

    12. Meagan says – reply to this


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      He is so the "I am in a band guy"

    13. heather says – reply to this


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      haha Great picture!! I love him :)

    14. FatTony says – reply to this


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      JohnMayer is a NERD!!!!!!!!!!!

    15. babs seelenstine says – reply to this


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      What a self-aborbed blow hard……He should run for the US Senate

    16. YO-YO says – reply to this


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      UUGHHHH…THANKS FOR MAKING ME PUKE UP MY B'FAST.

    17. Moi says – reply to this


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      wooooo

    18. Lalalala says – reply to this


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      Perezito, a ver si trabajas un poco mas, eh!!!!!
      Tamara, saluda a la aficción!!!

    19. hope says – reply to this


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      WHAT??????????????

    20. Lauren says – reply to this


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      What is he wearing?

    21. c says – reply to this


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      Cockalicious!

    22. DreRicey says – reply to this


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      First!!!! I think

    23. Megan says – reply to this


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      That man is SO Hot [:

    24. oh the humanity says – reply to this


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      wtf is this a real picture ??
      oh yeah first

    25. rachel says – reply to this


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      this is not a good look for John. . . .why didn't anyone tell him. Poor thing.

    26. DJ says – reply to this


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      Oh. My. God.

    27. britt says – reply to this


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      third

    28. vic says – reply to this


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      He's so ugly!!!!!!!!!!

    29. b-man says – reply to this


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      first!

    30. VVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEKKKKEEE says – reply to this


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      dirrrrrty little mayer

    31. sweetsishere says – reply to this


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      He's hot

    32. e says – reply to this


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      first!

    33. Kim says – reply to this


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      What?

    34. deonna says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!! I THINK HE IS ALL KINDS OF CRAZY!!

    35. Lick it says – reply to this


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      It would dip my balls in acid just to sniff his crotch right then and there.

    36. LINE says – reply to this


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      Først!! wooho

    37. Mary K says – reply to this


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      ooookkkkkk……was he high when he said this???? hahahahaha. He looks just wonderful in Borat's water panties to!

    38. what? says – reply to this


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      what?

    39. what.... says – reply to this


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      Don't get me wrong I like John Mayor but, uh… huh? I didn't understand were he was going with that. I am a woman but, I didn't get a darn word. He can be a little out there. but I guess a lot of genious artists are.

    40. mo says – reply to this


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      he always makes me laugh.

    41. alison says – reply to this


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      wtf!!

    42. Chips says – reply to this


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      GROSS and he's so full of himself on top of being GROSS!

    43. Roxanne says – reply to this


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      I love John Mayer. But what a disturbing picture!

    44. JJ says – reply to this


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      Lame, that is all you have for today…what is going on with Gisele and Leo's mom hanging out?

    45. Me says – reply to this


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      He's still hot

    46. So says – reply to this


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      So?

    47. Dixie Kupp says – reply to this


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      sad…………..POOP

    48. henry says – reply to this


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      first

    49. Riley says – reply to this


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      Love him.

    50. Line Norway says – reply to this


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      First!

    51. awbbw2 says – reply to this


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      One word… narcissism.

    52. hairylegs says – reply to this


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      who is this gross man? copy cat..swimsuit looks better on Borat

    53. d says – reply to this


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      d

    54. juice says – reply to this


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      First

    55. Me 1234 says – reply to this


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      first

    56. Kayleighh says – reply to this


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      HE IS GAY GAY GAY!

    57. charles says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!

    58. j a says – reply to this


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      Man that's gay

    59. K says – reply to this


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      Oh… Dear… Gaaaaawwwd…. Ewwwwwwwwwww…

    60. Uh says – reply to this


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      He is full of it and he knows it. Man to be a star and screw w/people–uh I think I'll pass. We're all just waiting waiting for your outfit to change.

    61. first Perez Addicted says – reply to this


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      is he saying he's gay?

    62. ryan says – reply to this


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      second

    63. Jordan says – reply to this


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      1st. So Hot

    64. SobrietyRocks says – reply to this


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      WOW. That's deep. I'd break off a piece of that.

    65. Dr. H says – reply to this


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      What in the world is he talking about?????

    66. West Village says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!

    67. Kate says – reply to this


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      HUH?

    68. emily says – reply to this


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      what does any of that even mean? he is so pretentious it hurts.

    69. eddie says – reply to this


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      eric the shitcock

    70. Shannon says – reply to this


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      Did he just come out?

    71. meemoo says – reply to this


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      what the heck is he talking about?

    72. Gina says – reply to this


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      ::Sigh:: I had always dreamt that he would fill out his "swimsuit" a little bit better.

    73. Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla SHUT THE FUCK UP LOSER says – reply to this


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      Say what? Some people should not even be allowed to talk. This retard is one of them. He must smoke a bunch of drugs and just say a bunch of words and hope they work.Why is this guy even famous? He makes nonsense elevator music that puts me to sleep!!! When he talks, blogs or sings I hear bla bla bla bla bla

    74. ugh says – reply to this


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      Wow…I don't want to be a hater but hopefully this is a joke. Is he a little full of himself or what????

    75. Vivian says – reply to this


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      What he's saying is: AFTER TAKING 30 YEARS TO GET COMFORTABLE WITH HIMSELF (learning to accept himself) IT'S GOING TO BE HARD TO NOW SHARE HIS LIFE WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE ONE BECOMES SELFISH AS TO HOW THEY LIKE THINGS TO BE.

    76. Heidi78 says – reply to this


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      I always want to know what his nutts looked like. HOT.

    77. Conrad says – reply to this


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      Re: Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla SHUT THE FUCK UP LOSER – because your IQ is soooooo low.

    78. Alissa from MA says – reply to this


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      yum yum - nice bod and INTELLIGENCE. Hard to find in a man these days. Anyone who thinks that quote is lame doesn't have a brain.

    79. steffi says – reply to this


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      love john mayer…. but seriously? not so much funny anymore!

    80. laclaus says – reply to this


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      I guess the fact that his head is too big makes him better at bullshitting. What the hell was he trying to say? This guy is just GROSS.

    81. starla says – reply to this


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      eww he looks SMALL SMALL SMALL

      poor thing

    82. Cynthia says – reply to this


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      Re: steffi – why would a grown woman walk around calling herself "steffi"? Grossly imature.

    83. NoWay says – reply to this


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      Is that a Joke? He can't be seriously wearing that.

    84. Rain says – reply to this


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      Wonder if wearing that bathing suit was one of those things that "did it" for his specific chemistry. Incidentally, he looks surprisingly good in it. Given this quote, my advice to you John is to stop going out with vapid (yet undeniably gorgeous) young women. You'll never find true comfort or harmony there. Experiment with older women (50+), interesting looking women, men, soft animals and maybe synthetic products.

    85. jessica says – reply to this


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      please tell me that pic is photoshopped…please

    86. Wacko Jacko says – reply to this


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      WOW, thats hottt!!!
      FIRST BITCHEZZZ!!!!

    87. Amanda says – reply to this


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      I read that entire article, and I'm pretty sure that's the part where he's talking about how he knows exactly the type of woman he wants to marry. Just read the whole article if you don't understand.

    88. molly says – reply to this


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      What is he talking about? He mistakes completely incoherent statements for profoundness. No wonder he's single…what woman would put up with this self-absorbed jerk?

    89. jimena says – reply to this


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      i think he means that he won't be "getting used" to anybody or change himself because he developed his persona to a level he's feeling good to himself so he doesn't want anybody to change him but if he's with somebody, to "flow" with that person naturally, without pressure.

      if that's his point, i totally understand him. so many pushy women around…

    90. ruff night says – reply to this


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      yawnnnnnnnnn. this is news why ???

    91. fifi says – reply to this


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      He's funny. Still don't get the simpson chick thing.

    92. CONRAD CAN SUCK IT says – reply to this


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      Re: Conrad – MY IQ ISNT SOOOOO LOW, ITS JUST THAT HES SOOOOO BORING AND SO ARE YOU. SO YOU CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP TOO!!!! GO LISTEN TO SOME OF HIS "MUSIC" AND GO TO SLEEP WOULD YOU

    93. TRINA says – reply to this


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      JOHN MAYER" SNATCH THE WILLY FROM MY SHORTS AND YOU WILL MASTER SATISFACTION AND DISCIPLINE GRASSHOPPER" WTF IS HE SAYING JUST PLAY MUSIC MABE SING BUT PLEASE DON'T SPEAK YOU ALREADY HAVE THE GEORGE CLOONEY SYNDROME.

    94. Rebel in GA says – reply to this


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      Read: "control freak." That queen doesn't relinquish the spotlight easily, so she says…

    95. rebecca says – reply to this


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      hahahahahaha john mayer is a freak, i love it
      he's so whacky

    96. janice says – reply to this


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      hes pretending to be pretentious so much that it becomes humorous, if you don't know what he's talking about you're pretty blind..

    97. Olives says – reply to this


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      Boyfriend needs a boyzilliam and a bit of other assorted manscaping!

    98. I'm In says – reply to this


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      It sounds like he saying "I'm having a blow job contest. Anyone who wants to can have a go. When I find one that feels better than jacking myself off, I'll let you know!!!! The line forms on the left. No pushing, no shoving."

    99. Olives says – reply to this


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      Boyzillian! Ooops!

    100. ahatechooo says – reply to this


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      wha

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