Taking a Piss and So Much More
Filed under: Bobby Brown
Though his Being Bobby Brown died a quick and untimely death after one golden season, Bobby Brown is in ANOTHER reality show. Thankfully!
He's trying his hand at Country music in the show Gone Country, and it's finally upon us.
It's everything and more we could have wished for!
The following goes down in the next episode.
- Bobby Brown's morning pick me up is booze. Brown states, “Y’all like coffee. I like alcohol.”
- A drunk Bobby Brown helps shovel shit in this week's 'challenge'.
- Bobby tries to be all cowboy by chewin' tabaca', but instead swallows a mouthful of Skoal which gets him high.
- He gets wasted during a group outing and then goes to the show's tour bus to sleep it off. Instead of passing out, Brown spends time with Carnie Wilson, one of the other show contestants, on the tour bus who tries to nurse him back to sobriety. While a motherly Wilson helps take off Brown’s white kicks, Bobby unleashes a big ole fart on Carnie. “His butt was about like one and a half feet from my mouth, and it was like a snappy wet river,” Wilson exclaims.
- Bobby suffers from sleepwalking and tries to urinate on contestant Dee Snider at 4 AM. Snider catches him just in time and is able to get him to the bathroom.
You can't make that shiz up!!!
[Image via WENN.]
First!
BOBBBYYYYY Makes for great tv
thats too funny
first?
This bloke is so fucking vile. Put him back in jail.
1st y'all
this shit is crazy !
not first.
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who cares about this guy anyways???
first bitches!
first bitches!
BOBBAY!
LOSER!!!
firstttttt
oh lord… these type of shows need to stop!
firsssssst
Homo
Yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
first kk!
LOL LOL LOL Leave it to Crack Head Bobby Brown to swallow chew. Eww that musta been hillarious!!! I probably won't watch this show, but it sounds like reality TV at it's finest! Fuggin Bobby Brown that crazy ass!! HA
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that stuff happened in the LAST episode already!
does anybody know which day /time/network? i`m serious, i wanna watch this madness.
WTF WTF …………………
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA
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GUESS WHAT!!!!!.
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THIS is Britney's NEXT CAREER MOVE!!!!!!!!
O…M…G…!!! I take back every harsh word I ever said about Whitney Houston. No wonder she was high, drunk or crazy. She absolutely had to be to put up with this fuck up. I'm sorry, Whitney!!!
This show rocks…on Friday nights on CMT. Bobby definately adds a certain flavor to the show, it's fun to watch the Bobby Trainwreck!
I have seen a couple episodes its Hillarious!!! its on CMT - the country station - not sure what time and days . have to check it out -
Re: njdeb69 – on CMT - the country video station
I have a new respect for carnie wilson. Snappy wet river, lol!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!We are a SICK society stop watching these celebrities who have the world and all its money handed to them. The man has issues who cares what a shock Paris SKANKY Hilton is famous for being a cock sucker, Amy for being a crackhead, Britney for being crazy and now Bobby for being well trashy. GET OVER REALITY TV ALREADY PEOPLE!
gross
She said "ripper" not river.
You can't even copy and paste correctly, can you?
this happened on last weeks eppisode
being a bumpkin and all I've heard of people getting sick from swallowing their tobackey…but never heard of anybody getting high. If that's the case then I'm sure a ton of small town boys were lit for most of their high school careers. (Since most of them chewed in class & had to swallow their juice…it's very classy & attractive). I think BB continues to be full of shit!
hahahhaahahhaha that is so fucking awesome, and hilarious. what station is airing it, i can't wait to get my brown fix, that dude is ridiculous.
it's not new. that episode happened last week, cum breath.
WHY ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT THIS ARROGANT GOODFORNOTHING WASTE OF
SPACE?????????????????
I don`t know what is worse. Being part of this kind of show or watching it. The man needs help. I doubt his daughter is laughing.
whitneys doing something about it i think its called come back more than i can say for bobby
Carnie….I'm ashamed of you.
he should fart and piss on all those ole crackers… piss on them like Ray J did that fake butt implanted kim kardashian. I t is time for blacks to be racist after all these years and centuries of putting up with honkeys racist ass crap!! so KIS MY ASS ALL YOU CRACKER REDNECKS ASS HONKEYS!
Perez, you are a moron. She siad, "Snappy, Wet, RIPPER" YOU DUMB ASS
LOOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOL! HA HA HA….I haven't laughed that hard at a story in years, lolol!!!! Bobby Brown is messed..hahahahahha:))
Thats my daddy!
Re: blablabla – HAHAHA..LOLOLOLOL! Just my thoughts:)) HA HA!!!
He is an embarrassment to the black race.
I think it's on CMT, njdeb69 — yep, Country Music Television. Fridays evenings.
HE IS JUST AS LOW LIFE AS FLAV FLAV THE DUMB COON.
Lol, that actually sounds really funny, despite the fact he is an idiot.
Bronx cheer!
Bobby Brown is an idiot, and I cant stand him.
Old News Perez…this was last weeks episode. Keep up buddy
I HOPE HE MAKES ENOUGH MONEY FROM THE SHOW TO GET CHOPPERS CLEANED.
He shit on Carnie? did it look like a banana?
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his new show sounds really classy. Exactly what I would expect from someone of his stature.
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He has no idea how sad this all is!
OH DEAR GOD. WHY OH WHY? This guy pisses me off almost as much as Britney.
This shit happened on last weeks show
That was last week
This jerk is such a loser and has ruined Whitney forever in my eyes. He is broke and would do just about anything for money.
I feel bad for his children. They will end up like him, unfortunately. They have never had a decent role model to look up to. We hate you in Boston Bobby. You are a disgrace to your race and have done nothing but disappoint.
You actually watched this retard???
What do you expect from someone who digs crap out of their wifes ass?
washed up crack head loser who cares………big fat loser…look waht he did the whitney………….lol……..
Perez,
Do NOT plug this show, as homophobe John Rich is the host.
WHAT A RETARD! Brown was probably gettin off trying to pee on the guy? I mean he's just that WEIRD! Snyder should have punched the punk in the face!
Wow! Sounds like he has some major problems! No wonder he fucked Whitney up!
THis man is disgusting, does he think the public thinks his behaviour is cool or something?, why is anyone filiming him? doesn't make any sense, he ruined Whitney's life and now is being filmed, i don't get it, why is anyone interested in him, he hasn't done anything worthwhile for years and now is obviously a drunk and who knows what else, get him off tv, no one cares anymore.
If watching shit like this on TV is what has become of the human race… FUCK IT ALL. Set off the nukes, we don't deserve to live.
Pathetic.
Bobby is absolutely everything a reality show could even possibly hope for! He's a fool, but a funny fool, and great entertainment. Can't be hatin' him for that.
HE REMINDS ME OF A BIG OL PIECE OF DOOKIE!!!!!!!!!!YUCK
BOBBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where's the CRACK?
bobby is a dick suckin crack head cuz without whitney he has no money so he's gonna start sucking dick to support his habbit
and this dumb ass wonders why got dumped that broke ass locked jawed retard
Re: donovan – WTF!? why's everything always gotta come down to race with "you people"? i mean, oh hell yeah its ok to be proud to be black, asian, whatever, but be proud to be white and your racist. GET OVER IT ALREADY!!