Taking a Piss and So Much More

Filed under: Bobby Brown

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Though his Being Bobby Brown died a quick and untimely death after one golden season, Bobby Brown is in ANOTHER reality show. Thankfully!

He's trying his hand at Country music in the show Gone Country, and it's finally upon us.

It's everything and more we could have wished for!

The following goes down in the next episode.

- Bobby Brown's morning pick me up is booze. Brown states, “Y’all like coffee. I like alcohol.”

- A drunk Bobby Brown helps shovel shit in this week's 'challenge'.

- Bobby tries to be all cowboy by chewin' tabaca', but instead swallows a mouthful of Skoal which gets him high.

- He gets wasted during a group outing and then goes to the show's tour bus to sleep it off. Instead of passing out, Brown spends time with Carnie Wilson, one of the other show contestants, on the tour bus who tries to nurse him back to sobriety. While a motherly Wilson helps take off Brown’s white kicks, Bobby unleashes a big ole fart on Carnie. “His butt was about like one and a half feet from my mouth, and it was like a snappy wet river,” Wilson exclaims.

- Bobby suffers from sleepwalking and tries to urinate on contestant Dee Snider at 4 AM. Snider catches him just in time and is able to get him to the bathroom.

You can't make that shiz up!!!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Feb 12, 2008 at 2:08 pm / Email this  »

    73 comments to “Taking a Piss and So Much More”

    1. MiddleOfNoWhere says – reply to this


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      First!

    2. jill says – reply to this


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      BOBBBYYYYY Makes for great tv

    3. tiny tina says – reply to this


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      thats too funny
      first?

    4. Jasmine says – reply to this


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      This bloke is so fucking vile. Put him back in jail.

    5. Chloe says – reply to this


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      1st y'all

    6. clip. says – reply to this


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      this shit is crazy !

    7. dee says – reply to this


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      not first.

    8. Anita says – reply to this


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      FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSTTTT
      who cares about this guy anyways???

    9. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this


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      first bitches!

    10. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this


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      first bitches!

    11. d says – reply to this


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      BOBBAY!

    12. Rammy says – reply to this


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      LOSER!!!

    13. fiirstt says – reply to this


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      firstttttt

    14. tash says – reply to this


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      oh lord… these type of shows need to stop!

    15. first says – reply to this


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      firsssssst

    16. emily says – reply to this


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      Homo

    17. MCH says – reply to this


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      Yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    18. whit says – reply to this


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      first kk!

    19. BROWN THE SKOAL TROLL says – reply to this


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      LOL LOL LOL Leave it to Crack Head Bobby Brown to swallow chew. Eww that musta been hillarious!!! I probably won't watch this show, but it sounds like reality TV at it's finest! Fuggin Bobby Brown that crazy ass!! HA

    20. tyhty says – reply to this


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      frdrdgtght

    21. kirsten says – reply to this


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      that stuff happened in the LAST episode already!

    22. njdeb69 says – reply to this


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      does anybody know which day /time/network? i`m serious, i wanna watch this madness.

    23. are you kiddin me says – reply to this


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      WTF WTF …………………

    24. blablabla says – reply to this


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      BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA
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      GUESS WHAT!!!!!.
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      THIS is Britney's NEXT CAREER MOVE!!!!!!!!

    25. Cookie says – reply to this


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      O…M…G…!!! I take back every harsh word I ever said about Whitney Houston. No wonder she was high, drunk or crazy. She absolutely had to be to put up with this fuck up. I'm sorry, Whitney!!!

    26. Jen says – reply to this


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      This show rocks…on Friday nights on CMT. Bobby definately adds a certain flavor to the show, it's fun to watch the Bobby Trainwreck!

    27. Christine says – reply to this


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      I have seen a couple episodes its Hillarious!!! its on CMT - the country station - not sure what time and days . have to check it out -

    28. christine says – reply to this


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      Re: njdeb69 – on CMT - the country video station

    29. sarah says – reply to this


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      I have a new respect for carnie wilson. Snappy wet river, lol!

    30. stfu says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!We are a SICK society stop watching these celebrities who have the world and all its money handed to them. The man has issues who cares what a shock Paris SKANKY Hilton is famous for being a cock sucker, Amy for being a crackhead, Britney for being crazy and now Bobby for being well trashy. GET OVER REALITY TV ALREADY PEOPLE!

    31. this is says – reply to this


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      gross

    32. crackerplease! says – reply to this


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      She said "ripper" not river.
      You can't even copy and paste correctly, can you?

    33. lisa says – reply to this


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      this happened on last weeks eppisode

    34. courtney says – reply to this


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      being a bumpkin and all I've heard of people getting sick from swallowing their tobackey…but never heard of anybody getting high. If that's the case then I'm sure a ton of small town boys were lit for most of their high school careers. (Since most of them chewed in class & had to swallow their juice…it's very classy & attractive). I think BB continues to be full of shit!

    35. Paigeamazing says – reply to this


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      hahahhaahahhaha that is so fucking awesome, and hilarious. what station is airing it, i can't wait to get my brown fix, that dude is ridiculous.

    36. j says – reply to this


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      it's not new. that episode happened last week, cum breath.

    37. funky munky says – reply to this


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      WHY ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT THIS ARROGANT GOODFORNOTHING WASTE OF

      SPACE?????????????????

    38. Cecily says – reply to this


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      I don`t know what is worse. Being part of this kind of show or watching it. The man needs help. I doubt his daughter is laughing.

    39. tmc says – reply to this


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      whitneys doing something about it i think its called come back more than i can say for bobby

    40. Brian Wilson says – reply to this


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      Carnie….I'm ashamed of you.

    41. donovan says – reply to this


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      he should fart and piss on all those ole crackers… piss on them like Ray J did that fake butt implanted kim kardashian. I t is time for blacks to be racist after all these years and centuries of putting up with honkeys racist ass crap!! so KIS MY ASS ALL YOU CRACKER REDNECKS ASS HONKEYS!

    42. Peeps says – reply to this


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      Perez, you are a moron. She siad, "Snappy, Wet, RIPPER" YOU DUMB ASS

    43. Thorn says – reply to this


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      LOOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOL! HA HA HA….I haven't laughed that hard at a story in years, lolol!!!! Bobby Brown is messed..hahahahahha:))

    44. Bobby Brown's illegitimate kid says – reply to this


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      Thats my daddy!

    45. Thorn says – reply to this


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      Re: blablabla – HAHAHA..LOLOLOLOL! Just my thoughts:)) HA HA!!!

    46. Embarrassment to blacks says – reply to this


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      He is an embarrassment to the black race.

    47. Whoknows says – reply to this


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      I think it's on CMT, njdeb69 — yep, Country Music Television. Fridays evenings.

    48. UGLY AS FLAV ER FLAV says – reply to this


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      HE IS JUST AS LOW LIFE AS FLAV FLAV THE DUMB COON.

    49. Aubrey [TEAM OBAMA!!] says – reply to this


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      Lol, that actually sounds really funny, despite the fact he is an idiot.

    50. Pet Sounds says – reply to this


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      Bronx cheer! :D

    51. adriane says – reply to this


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      Bobby Brown is an idiot, and I cant stand him.

    52. Old News says – reply to this


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      Old News Perez…this was last weeks episode. Keep up buddy

    53. THE DENTIST says – reply to this


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      I HOPE HE MAKES ENOUGH MONEY FROM THE SHOW TO GET CHOPPERS CLEANED.

    54. Ana Banana , Sr. says – reply to this


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      He shit on Carnie? did it look like a banana?
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      his new show sounds really classy. Exactly what I would expect from someone of his stature.
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      He has no idea how sad this all is!

    55. Londoner says – reply to this


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      OH DEAR GOD. WHY OH WHY? This guy pisses me off almost as much as Britney.

    56. Brian says – reply to this


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      This shit happened on last weeks show

    57. Brian says – reply to this


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      That was last week

    58. Ugly scumbag says – reply to this


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      This jerk is such a loser and has ruined Whitney forever in my eyes. He is broke and would do just about anything for money.

    59. Never should have children says – reply to this


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      I feel bad for his children. They will end up like him, unfortunately. They have never had a decent role model to look up to. We hate you in Boston Bobby. You are a disgrace to your race and have done nothing but disappoint.

    60. Old News??? says – reply to this


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      You actually watched this retard???

    61. He dug crap out of Whit's ass says – reply to this


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      What do you expect from someone who digs crap out of their wifes ass?

    62. shopgirl says – reply to this


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      washed up crack head loser who cares………big fat loser…look waht he did the whitney………….lol……..

    63. disappointed says – reply to this


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      Perez,

      Do NOT plug this show, as homophobe John Rich is the host.

    64. sandman says – reply to this


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      WHAT A RETARD! Brown was probably gettin off trying to pee on the guy? I mean he's just that WEIRD! Snyder should have punched the punk in the face!

    65. melanie says – reply to this


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      Wow! Sounds like he has some major problems! No wonder he fucked Whitney up!

    66. kti says – reply to this


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      THis man is disgusting, does he think the public thinks his behaviour is cool or something?, why is anyone filiming him? doesn't make any sense, he ruined Whitney's life and now is being filmed, i don't get it, why is anyone interested in him, he hasn't done anything worthwhile for years and now is obviously a drunk and who knows what else, get him off tv, no one cares anymore.

    67. MissVera says – reply to this


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      If watching shit like this on TV is what has become of the human race… FUCK IT ALL. Set off the nukes, we don't deserve to live.

      Pathetic.

    68. Cat says – reply to this


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      Bobby is absolutely everything a reality show could even possibly hope for! He's a fool, but a funny fool, and great entertainment. Can't be hatin' him for that.

    69. Darealcolumnist says – reply to this


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      HE REMINDS ME OF A BIG OL PIECE OF DOOKIE!!!!!!!!!!YUCK

    70. cuddle bunni says – reply to this


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      BOBBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where's the CRACK?

    71. melanie says – reply to this


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      bobby is a dick suckin crack head cuz without whitney he has no money so he's gonna start sucking dick to support his habbit

    72. mamamia says – reply to this


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      and this dumb ass wonders why got dumped that broke ass locked jawed retard

    73. trixxie says – reply to this


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      Re: donovan – WTF!? why's everything always gotta come down to race with "you people"? i mean, oh hell yeah its ok to be proud to be black, asian, whatever, but be proud to be white and your racist. GET OVER IT ALREADY!!