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Lily Allen has a lot to get off her chest!
The wannabe talk show host has just posted the following long-winded message on her official blog:
"It's Not That Easy Being Green
Ok so I wrote the longest blog yesterday and then I lost it because I'm a twat, but I'm writing you one now on my brand new MacBook air. I just got in from an exhibition opening, 100 years of Vanity Fair at the National Portrait Gallery, well actually it wasn't 100 years of Vanity Fair, but if they'd waited 5 more years then it would have been. I can't believe it's been going since 1913, amazing really. The Mac Book's pretty cool, it is so light it's quite unbelievable, I wonder where they'll go next, I don't see how they can get any smaller.
I went to a fashion show this morning and saw some old friends, which was nice, I have been venturing out the last week or so, trying to get back to normality after what has been a rocky start to the year. I went to a pre-bafta party on Saturday with my friend George that was so lovely, he is a wonderful friend and I will always be grateful for his being there. I plan to go to a few things this week, it's fashion week here in London, so there's a lot going on, and hopefully it will be a fun week.
My TV show recording went really well on Friday, I was shitting it but I'm really happy with the results, our guests Cuba Gooding Junior and David Mitchell were fabulous and the audience were great too, standing in a hot studio for two hours watching fluff my lines is not my idea of fun , but they seemed to enjoy it . Thank you to the ever supportive Mail on Sunday for their glittering and rave review of the recording , they insinuated a third of the audience left because they were bored of the content of the show , when infact , due to it being the FIRST show we've done we ran over a little and naturally a small number of the audience had to catch the last trains back to wherever they came from. I can't imagine the " undercover journalist " who broke into the studio ever had the intention of being positive about it though , obviously .
Anyway , that was fun , I was knackered over the weekend though cause I've been working in the studio doing the album , trying to finish it by the end of the month , and then getting back and ploughing through all these books that I have to read . I decided to take up the offer of being one of the judges for "The Orange Book Prize for Fiction" , I have three more books to finish by the end of the week , having read roughly twenty already . Alfie (my little brother) is busy on tour with Equus (a play) and I wasn't expecting to see him for a while , so it was a lovely surprise when he woke me up on Sunday afternoon , I slept till two o'clock! , my mum had made a roast chicken and it was entirely pleasant spending the afternoon together , we watched the football and then he was gone , off to Glasgow for the next leg of the tour . I am so proud of him , his reviews have been brilliant and he really is fantastic on the stage . I went to see him in Chichester and I was so proud I cried , I miss you Alf . He has been such a good brother to me and I love him.
One last bit of exciting news, I have been miserable lately so I bought myself a new car. It may arrive by the end of the week so something to look forward to. Life is funny isn't it? To think that a Mac Book or a car is going to be the thing to make you feel better . Something will, soon I hope
I'll leave you with this, an advert for EDF energy, the song makes me momentarily happy, I have done some research and it turns out it was originally written for Kermit the Frog my Joe Raposo the composer for sesame street. I love it."
[Image via Matrix Photos.]
boring!
WHOREEE!
First!
about the comment i just left
i thought it was someone else!
then i realized it was lily and i love her so much!
hang in their girl!
woot!
Aw, love her here. X x
top 10!
i just love this:) she is precious. I hope shes blissfully happy soon. it makes me sad to see her drunk & miserable.
Yuck!
I want a Mac book … bitches!!!
Question of the day:
If you take you take adavantage of a hooker,
is it considered Rape, or Shoplifting?
Think about it ???
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i love JONAS!
wait which song was it did she mention at the end?
She's so young she had to look up Joe Raposo (RIP) and Kermit and the song. Ha!
She's so young she had to look up Joe Raposo (RIP) and Kermit and the song. Ha!
OMG I am not first! Get a life suckers.
Jonovision.
me me me me me meeeeeeee fuck lily she is fat and ugly.
5th? hahaha
she looks hotter here www.singleasianmale.com
Lilly is great!
And I can't wait for her show to air tonight, I'll be watching!
As for the Mail on Sunday - they pretty much lie about everything, so it doesn't suprise me really. They can be really two-faced and sneaky and are hardly a reliable source for any type of information (note to perez - don't read Mail on Sunday)
Good Luck Lilly!
What is wrong with you people? Pick on Britney all you want. This woman has gone through a serious trauma. To me her blog seems sad and she just seems to be trying to get through it.
i love lily allen!
zzzzZZZZZzzzzzz
She sounds like a sad, lonely and lost little girl. Hope she finds a friend soon
what happened to my comment perez :O
Go Lilly!
i'm going to publish my journal entries… and maybe just maybe… i'll be as dreadful as she is… how are these people famous???
she sounds like a spoiled brat… "Im so unhappy that I bought myself a new CAR".. yeah… your life sounds so difficult Lily… a Vanity Fair exhibition, a fashion show, your own show, an album, a macbook air, and a new car because you are unhappy. What the hell do you have to be unhappy about? go eff yourself you idiot and stop complaining !
Sorry Perez, but your doodling on her tummy is is really poor taste.
Ahh, I love Lily. She seems really down to earth and human. Hopefully her year gets better!
LiLLy…
your doing well that you are trying so hard to feel better. you are not wankering around in waller & drugs and skank. hang in there.
Englands most annoying celeb!!!!
Didn't she just suffer a miscarriage ?
Perez thats aweful to write that on her stomach!!! How stupid are you ? Leave this
poor girl alone . HOw do you pick the people you are going to pick on and torture on this blog ? Grow the hell up! You can be funny but sorry I dont find thath funny
to make fun of the fact she lost her baby
HAVE YOU APOLOGISED TO HER YET ASSHOLE?????????? THOUGHT NOT. TOO ASHAMED TO REMIND US OF WHAT YOU SAID HUH???????
Wow, I am rather impressed at how well she can put together a sentence. I don't think I have seen a celebrity yet that uses complete sentences and proper grammar. The U.K. must have a much better school system than the U.S. But that is beside the point…. I really like this girl and I don't know why, because I am not a huge music fan. She has been through a lot and I wish her the best!
She's so likeable. Really puts herself out there in a vulnerable position, and I think she's coping allright. Good luck Lilly!
NO ONE CARES
Um, couldn't we just click on Lily's blog if we wanted to read the whole damn thing?
Yawn
what a horrible pic of her to post. she looks like a crack head in that photo.
She's such a fake. No wonder her boyfriend left her after he found out that she faked a pregnancy in order to keep him and then faked a miscarriage .
"but I'm writing you one now on my brand new MacBook air. I just got in from an exhibition opening"
Like she got it for free… fuck it, these celebrities got loads of cash & still they get cool stuff for free…fuckers
I'm surprised at how literate she is, this is remarkably well written!
And I don't get the impression that Lily would endorse products she didn't believe in. Have some faith, people!
She looks a little like Britney Spears in this picture.
Oh please, you people really need to stop hating on everyone, give this lovely girl a break! She has been through so much over the past month or so, and the fact that she's still moving forward and trying to better herself, is awesome. Kudos to Lilly, not only is she beautiful, strong, and talented, she seems like such a nice girl. I loveee Miss Allen, really.
Oh…and you too Perez ;D
XO's
One song and lots of foul words about lots of people and she´s a celebrity with her own TV show. Madness.
S H A L L O W ! ! !
I THINK I WOULD START INVESTING MY MONEY SO WHEN "YOU" DON'T HAVE A FUTURE JOB AND CAN'T BUY A CAR. ALSO, MAYBE LOOK INTO A LITTLE THERAPY ON THE SIDE?
Is that stuff about the show true? Hmm. I still like her. I don't know why, I just do.
I feel really bad for her. Hope she bounces back soon. Stay Strong Lily!
For the mail on sunday she said that she was no longer blogging. I guess she was lying/joking. Then again, she said that before she broke up with Ed.
Really good to hear from her!
Ive just watched her first show and it was AMAZING!
She looked gorgeous, shes so sweet!
I just wtched her show " Lily and Friends" it fucking sucked. I felt like I was watching a home video. This won't last long.
Joe Raposo rulezzzz!
LISTEN LILY-WHITE ASSHOLE!!!!!!
… when celebrities blog….
THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE IGNORES YOU
IF you have talent, that's ALL we're interested in
NOT YOUR OPINION
NOT YOUR RANTS
NOT YOUR LONG-WINDED RANTS!!!!!!
Lily Allen would be the type of girl that hated a girly girl like me…but I really dig her…She's awesome…I hope she feels better soon..
P.S. I want a MacBook Air!
I don't even like macs and I want one! I stopped reading after the Macbook because it looked really boring…
Um, Sheyenne she just lost a baby.
I love Lily, she sounds like a normal humble kinda girl that would be cool to hang out with. Love the way you dress too Lily, it's refreshing to see a celebrity dressed like a LADY. So tired of these vagina flashing whores….
i thought it was rhianna
You should check out Bai Lings blog. Its one of a kind.
Re: Shyenne –
"Shyenne" she's not sad because she is ungrateful about the wealth and abundance of her material possessions……SHE'S UPSET BECAUSE SHE HAS JUST LOST HER FUCKING BABY AN HER BOYFRIEND IN THE SPACE OF A MONTH YOU FUCKING INSENSITIVE DOUCHEBAG!
Perez sometimes your funny, but sometimes just cruel -doodling on her stomach while she is dealing with a trauma, all these things you do are going to come back on you one day, mark my words. And you wont be laughing my friend.
It is in very poor taste to be so gleeful about someone else's misfortune.Karma is a bitch and hopefully you will learn your lesson Perez,stop drawing on this girls tummy.its so mean and not funny
Aw she seems lovely! So normal. The poor thing atm!
Oh i love her
she's so sweet and you can tell she's going through a hard time ♥
Girl needs a grammar class! Talk about run-on sentences!
Girl needs a grammar class! Talk about run-on sentences!
LILY ALLEN IS FUNNIE HAHA HER SHOW IS THE BEST EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH IT TAKE MY ADVICE LMAOO X =]