Would You Trust Britney With Your Kids?

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She hasn't seen her kids since January 3rd…..so this is the next best thing!

Britney Spears spent Monday teaching dance to children at her favorite haunt, the Millennium Dance Complex in the Valley.

According to Millennium co-owner Robert Baker, a happy and upbeat Brit Brit came in and shook each 5 year-olds hand. There were seven kids in total, and she told them, "I guess I have to introduce myself to you guys!"

Hopefully they didn't know who she was!

The music playlist for the kids included Madonna's Material Girl and True Blue.

What, no Gimme More?

Publicity seeking co-owner Baker continued, “She worked out this great little routine for them, they were dancing all over the place, she had them dancing in a circle like a choo-choo train. The kids loved it. They are having a ball right now. And Britney, she’s just drinking it up. She’s totally enjoying herself. It’s an amazing class. She and the kids are certainly enjoying the process.”

Seems like we found a new publicist for Spears!

Baker added, “Britney’s telling me that she likes this so much that she’s thinking about making it a regular thing, possibly every other week. She loves to interact with the kids, and she feels that it’s important to give back to the dance community."

You think they'd let Perezzers sign up for a class with Britney if he dressed like a 5 year-old????

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    Posted: Feb 12, 2008 at 2:00 pm / Email this  »

    269 comments to “Would You Trust Britney With Your Kids?”

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    1. Joe says – reply to this


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      Absolutely

    2. Arm Pitt says – reply to this


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      As long as the National Guard was there watching her like she were Michael Jackson! :D

    3. jinkies says – reply to this


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      hahahaha….nice picture

    4. sarah says – reply to this


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      oh yeah for sure classy mother.

    5. goddess says – reply to this


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      hell no i got enough weirdos in my family

    6. perL says – reply to this


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      just Leave her aLready.

    7. Fashion Police says – reply to this


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      You already dress like a 5 year old Perez.

    8. aa says – reply to this


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      1st

    9. jill says – reply to this


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      Run childrens run!!!!

    10. funky munky says – reply to this


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      NO, IF SHE HAS ANY SENSE SHE WILL TAKE OUT AND INJUNCTION BANNING YOU FROM

      COMING WITHIN 100 YARD OF HER. DON'T START ON HER AGAIN JUST BECAUSE

      SHE'S OUT OF HOSPITAL.

    11. One Mom says – reply to this


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      NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Until she gets more stable I'd be afraid she would have one of her melt downs.

    12. Del says – reply to this


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      poor Brit. she just wants to be loved.

    13. Betch says – reply to this


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      yeah, totally

    14. Shaylay says – reply to this


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      I wouldnt let my children near her! She could snap at any minute!

    15. YO-YO says – reply to this


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      WHO THE FUK TOLD HER IT WAS OK TO LEAVE THE HOUSE DRESSED LIKE THAT??????? I DONT CARE IF SHES EXCERCISING/DANCING/ETC…PUT ON SOME DECENT CLOTHES.AND NO..I WOULDNT EVEN LET HER PICK UP MY DOGS POOP.

    16. Dbla921 says – reply to this


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      Perez.. you should note that the above pic is NOT from her dance session with the kids…

    17. Chelsea says – reply to this


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      she really does look a mess

      I bet the parents were like 'OMG, IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!!'

      but then they probably turned around and were like 'Get the mentalist away from my children, she may steal them or do something crazy like that'

    18. Mimi says – reply to this


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      CRAZIER THAN EVER…

    19. THERESA says – reply to this


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      MAYBE IF SHE DOES SOMETHING WITH HER LIFE WITH A BIT OF MEANING FOR ONCE THEN SHE WILL REALIZE HOW GIFTED SHE IS.

    20. sheree says – reply to this


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      you do dress like a 5 year old perez

    21. West Village says – reply to this


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      GOOD FOR HER!! Stop hating on the woman. Her kids were taken away. Let her give back to the community IN PEACE! GO BRIT, I WILL ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOU.

    22. DEWEY says – reply to this


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      #1 TALBLOID QUEEN!!!

    23. Gigibird says – reply to this


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      Jeez she looks like crap. Stop smoking and do some lunges!

    24. Sus says – reply to this


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      I WOULD HAVE YANKED MY KID STRAIGHT OUT OF THERE

    25. Grainne says – reply to this


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      aw looks like our briters tryin 2 get sum sense of belonging in her life i reckon thats gotta help her

      u keep strong girl ohh i wonder if id pass for a 5 year old id luv lessons from britters sheeeeeees my woman xoxo

    26. fakerrrrrrr says – reply to this


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      you stole this from
      www.hollywood.tv

      you copy and paste u didnt even bother putting it in ur own words faker how about u go and die ur hair again fucking fagg

    27. TEAM KFED says – reply to this


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      HELL TO THE FUCKING NO!!! I WOULD WANT HER AS A ROLE MODEL EVEN IF SHE WERE NOT ACTIONG SO CRAZY. BUT THEN AGAIN, THIS IS HOLLYWOOD, SO IM SURE THAT IF SHE DID GIVE CLASSES, THE LINES TO SIGN UP THE KIDDES WOULD GO AROUND THE BLOCK. I REALLY WOUDN NOT LIKE MY 8 YR. OLD BEING TOUGHT BY SOMEBODY WHO DOESNT EVEN TAKE CARE IN DRESSING THEMSELVES. SHE HAS ON NO BRA, HER TSHIRT IS BACKWARDS, HER BOOS ARE HANGING, HER NIPPLES ARE ABOUT TO SHOOT OUT OF THAT TSHIRT, HER STOCKING HAVE HOLES (NOT SEXY) AND TO TOP IT OFF, SHE PUT ON HER STOCKINGS AND THEN THE PANTIES ON TOP OF IT. MY HUSBAND WOULD PROBABLY TAKE THE CLASS TO CHECK HER OUT LOL, IF IT WERE FREE!!!

    28. Angie says – reply to this


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      Nice outfit.

    29. St. John of a Sissy says – reply to this


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      You do dress like a 5 year old.

    30. shawn says – reply to this


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      yes give it a try - but be nice - she is trying to get better :)

    31. Rammy says – reply to this


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      Thats not too bad

    32. tam says – reply to this


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      aww thats really cute. i think that if she made this a regular thing it would ground her and give her something to do besides drive around L.A. or shop. and its awsome to see that shes slowly peicing her life together. slowly but shurly. love you brit!

    33. al says – reply to this


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      awww,,,i really hope britney gets back on track!!!!!

    34. char says – reply to this


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      lol anybody else thinking this is incredibly wrong?
      shes a silly mess who dabbles with prescrip pills

      what a fucking role model

    35. dick says – reply to this


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      didn't you refer to her as an awful bitch? then you expect her to be friendly towards you when you see her in traffic? "i know she heard me"
      shut the fuck up already.

    36. jess becks says – reply to this


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      niiiice kentucky waterfall brit

    37. Mizz says – reply to this


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      Hey Y`all. When will you start wrighting about mr Chad Michael Murray. He`s so hot!

    38. Jasmine says – reply to this


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      As if she'd turn up every other week to see some kids. She can't even be arsed to go to court for her own.

    39. DEWEY says – reply to this


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      #1 TABLOID QUEEN

    40. xoch says – reply to this


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      Hell to the yeah! i know shes good with kids.. you guys make her look bad.. but i bet shes a very nice person…

    41. Patches says – reply to this


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      From nuthouse in a straight jacket to a room full of 5 year olds all in the same week. Only in LA huh Perez?

    42. beantown says – reply to this


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      go brit!!!!

    43. AWWWWW says – reply to this


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      Of course!!!

    44. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      I think it's great Britney is out there doing something positive.

    45. nice gut britney says – reply to this


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      lmao at the stomach!!!

    46. Steph says – reply to this


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      Good for her!!!

      I mean, atleast she's trying to do something other then partying, driving around, having mental breakdowns.. etc,

    47. Reverend Ramona says – reply to this


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      Yeah I bet she is there "drinking it up." "Hay kids, let me show you how to make vodka hot cocoas!!"

    48. what a moron. says – reply to this


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      OHHHH Please she was at a dance studio PEREZ .. She wasnt molesting them. Your so wacked it isnt even funny. I feel sorry for you Perez. Have you notice the pictures with you and umm celebrities..none of them are overly happy posing with you.!!!! It's because people TOLERATE YOUR ASS.. because of the BASHING you do..whether it's true or not. Your a scumbag

    49. g-girl says – reply to this


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      will she get rid of those tights or whatever those things are already….wtf Brit throw them out……why does she look so skanky…poor thing she is so lost

    50. kiwi says – reply to this


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      Most of you don't dance professionally…well, that is how we dress….for the dance studio….kinda the older your tights, etc the more seasoned dancer you are….so ripped tights are no big deal, compare it to a ballet class at ABT, she is pretty conservative.

      Give the girl a break.

    51. bev says – reply to this


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      Yes, I would trust Britney with my kids.

      As far as you taking the class? I think you'd look cute dressed as a five-year-old.

    52. nathaliee says – reply to this


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      and u all think michael jackson is nuts.. PSHHH at least he still has custody of his children… LOCK HER IN THE LOONY BIN AND GIVE HER A STYLIST!!!

    53. mommy dearest says – reply to this


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      OH MY GOD! Like I would let my kids go to this class. Why not send them out to play in traffic while I'm at it? I wonder what sort of release forms the parents had to sign??

    54. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this


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      "You think they'd let Perezzers sign up for a class with Britney if he dressed like a 5 year-old????"OMG Perez,that was so funny!that's why i love you so much.

    55. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this


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      "You think they'd let Perezzers sign up for a class with Britney if he dressed like a 5 year-old????"OMG Perez,that was so funny!that's why i love you so much.

    56. mommy dearest says – reply to this


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      Oh, and is this British/Amy Winehouse look-a-like Britney teaching?

    57. elia says – reply to this


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      I would ABSOLUTELY trust my kids to her dance lessons. Be nice Perez she is trying!! and the kids had a really good time.

    58. Nicole says – reply to this


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      Maybe this is a step in the right direction. I think it's a REALLY CUTE IDEA!!!

    59. Olives says – reply to this


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      I wouldn't trust her with a bag of salad greens. She's probably roll the shit up and try to smoke it!

    60. LEARN says – reply to this


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      LEARN TO GIVE CREDIT WHEN IT IS DUE…

      the owner wasnt the only one who spoke about it, some kids did too… and the parents approved…

      you talk about her getting help and doing more normal stuff but when she does she still gets criticized for it…

      she's been doing this even before…

      She taught a routine based on the age group, they danced and did some freestyle… she was nice and sweet… isnt it hard to atleast say that??

      about the moms… maybe they are understanding enough that britney is not this drugged bitch who'll molest their children but a woman in pain who is trying to live her life…

    61. sane mom says – reply to this


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      There is no way I'd leave my child with a mentally unstable person any more that I would a known pedophile. Are these mothers on crack? Who leaves their 5 year old with a raving lunatic?

    62. Motherof3 says – reply to this


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      She's just doing that to show the judge "Look im a good parent, i work with children now, can i have my kids back ?" type of thing. Also every mother criticize her and hate her but when it comes to britney showing their kids how to dance, everyone is kissing her ass. PEOPLE ARE SUCH HYPOCRITE, why? Because if she teaches kids how to dance they may have her career or be the next Britney spears? This is ridiculous i would NEVER allow my kid to have britney as a teacher, no matter how much money she has or who she is end of story!!! I used to like her back when she good, but now she's a mess!

    63. camel toe says – reply to this


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      pig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    64. Trixie says – reply to this


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      Maybe she's gonna try out to be one of Madonna's back up dancers? Doubt she'll make the cut though……..
      www.trannyforce.com

    65. Nohollabackgirl says – reply to this


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      She should be spending time with her own kids…oh, wait she had them taken away. Was she teaching the girls to dance like strippers? Oh, wait she did that already in her career. Nice role model. Go away Brit.

    66. Candlebox says – reply to this


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      its pretty sad she spends more time with other peoples children more than her own

    67. must suck says – reply to this


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      myst suck to have no real friends to tell ya that outfit makes u look fat

    68. blablabla says – reply to this


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      Britney feels SO MUCH BETTER with people (5 year olds) she can relate to!.
      .
      Bet mommies ALL OVER LA had their children scrub their hands extra-well after dance class!!!!!!!!!

    69. carol says – reply to this


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      Re: YO-YO – LOL!!! You took the words out of my mouth. WTF! She's a mess.

    70. LDN says – reply to this


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      I love you brit, but at the moment i wouldnt let you look after my kids without me presence. Having said that you seem to be making steady progress, so good on you. P.s get some new clothes.

    71. figgy says – reply to this


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      Please tell me she's not trying to make her hair look like Amy Winehouse's…

    72. Carrie says – reply to this


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      No WAY would I trust her with my children! She looks like a street walker!! Can she not afford another pair of panty hose??? Get a clue!

    73. TEAM KFED says – reply to this


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      Re: kiwi – YES, FOR PROFFESSIONAL DANCERS WHO DONT HAVE A POT TO PEE IN BECAUSE THEY GET PAID SCALE THIS IS SO TRUE. BUT NOT IN BRITNEY'S CASE. BUT LETS GIVE HER THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT, SHE WANTS TO LOOK LIKE A DANCER. BUT WHY DOES SHE INSISIT ON WEARING THEM WHEN SHE GOES SHOPPING, STARBUCKS, ETC? SHE EVEN HAD THEM ON WHEN THE INFAMOUS PICTURE OF HER PERIOD STAIN TISSUE WERE TAKEN. IT GROSS ME OUT TO THINK SHE PROBABLT NEVER EVEN WAHES THEM AND PUT THEM BACK ON BECAUSE SHE DOESNT LOOK LIKE THE WORLDS MOST HYGIENIC PERSON RIGHT NOW. UGH!

    74. what?? says – reply to this


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      I thought you hated her, Perez?? Oh, I get it, it's just so you could go in there and then sell her out!!

    75. James says – reply to this


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      Shes by no means a saint, but she is trying to fix up, so give her some credit. Shes got a long way to go though, but think she can do it. Keep it up britney !!!

    76. barbarab says – reply to this


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      Somebody please explain to me what is with the ripped nylons–it looks crapy

    77. ashley says – reply to this


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      ripped fishnets and braless is always appropriate for a dance class with five year olds. Was she teaching them stripper moves too??

      she keeps taking steps in the right direction- but every time she takes 1 step forward she does something and ends up 2 steps back. maybe in hollywood that's good enough- give the girl a pat on the back- but in the REAL WORLD that shit would never cut it.

    78. KBC says – reply to this


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      I think she could probably do a good job here, even though she is a terrible mother.

      Her biggest problem is that she can't seem to figure out the regular ongoing heavy-duty selfless commitment that a good mother has to make with her own kids. She'll be fine with an occasional dance class.

      But I wish she would take that time and use it instead to apply herself to do the things she needs to get her kids back (i.e. meet with lawyers, get treatment, etc.)l. Again, her priorities seem all mixed up.

    79. jodie (missin the old brit.... we all loved!) says – reply to this


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      wow!! go on youtube n watch this video "Britney Spears @ Primetime with Diane Sawyer Part 02" an interview & about 6 mins 30 seconds in brit tlks of micheal jackson in the same way peoplw tlk bout her!! i jst wish she would see herself in the same way!! get well soon britney!! xx.

    80. cutie says – reply to this


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      i would think twice before leavinng my baby on britney's class, but you can't blame the girl for trying

    81. JerseysFinest says – reply to this


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      Uggghhh - they actually let her stand in front of a bunch of 5 year olds dressed like THAT?? That is HORRIBLE! She needs to dress a little more appropriate!

    82. jpxxraggles says – reply to this


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      good job britt

    83. Kimo says – reply to this


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      At least shes trying to sort her life out, she could be doing worse things then teaching some kids dance moves. I still wouldnt let her look after my kids just yet.

    84. Lola says – reply to this


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      Is that her real thigh??? It looks like a tree stump!

    85. WillieLumpLump says – reply to this


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      Wow Brit's really showing her white trash roots! What parent wouldn't want their kid's dance instructor reeking of cigarettes and looking like a cracked out truck stop whore?

    86. Common Sense says – reply to this


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      Not in that outfit! I wouldn't trust Mother Theresa if she dressed like that. I would cross the street to avoid a person with extensions as tragic as hers. If she smells as FABULOUS as she looks, that might actually be child endangerment.

    87. keely smith says – reply to this


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      you are a mean spirited person and should shut you damn mouth…she is a person trying to put her life back together…so what…she did a supervised dance class for a hour!!! if that helps her feel normal than so be it…I am soo tired of you picking at the poor girl. you make me sick…you are a very very ugly person…inside and out.

    88. miss jenny says – reply to this


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      She was in front of kids with THAT on!?! I guess its a plus that she has what looks like shorts on over those gross fishnets..she could be in a skirt showing a bunch of five year olds her bloody pad….

    89. Amanda says – reply to this


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      Wow, this article was a nice surprise and it made me happy. But I think that since she did something good for once, she might end up doing something really bad soon. Hopefully I'm wrong and she does make this a weekly thing.

    90. Emilia says – reply to this


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      OMG! Could somebody just kidnap and beat some sense into that poor women? Jeeeez!

    91. Tim says – reply to this


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      Perez face it, britneys getting her act together, slowly granted, but she is still starting to sort her life out. As a result you post the most boring and meaningless britney news. Exploit another hot mess because thats what you do !!!!

    92. Chrissy says – reply to this


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      Can we leave the poor girl alone already…she is trying to do a good thing! I really feel badly for her..has she ever had any normalcy or anyone to truly give a damn about her!
      NEVER would I let my kids pursue show business until they are 18 and can make their own decisions! These starlets parents hooker them out because they are too stupid to get their own jobs…sad….and look at the result!!!!

    93. Beth says – reply to this


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      Re: Nicole – I have to say that I agree with you. She should have appropriate clothes on and maybe be a bit more balanced chemically, but I do think that it's a step in the right direction. I dunno if I would leave my kids alone with her either, but other than that, sure, why not???

    94. lin says – reply to this


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      amy winehouse called - she wants her look back

    95. BRITNEY: Poor excuse for a WOMAN!!! says – reply to this


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      Ohhh, she wants to do it on a consistent basis, like maybe a class every other week?? WTF, consistent…I think not. Maybe if she used her talent(less) ass for something more constructive LIKE teaching this class (more than 2 x a month) she could get a 'tad' happier?? Tsss what was I thinking the only thing that makes her happy is WEARING THE TRASHIEST outfits I have EVER seen, smoking, driving endlessly, shopping at drug stores (Ooo how fun), and NEGLECTING her kids. She can fight to get conservitorship back for her estate, but she is "too scared" to show up to a custody case that matters MORE!!! What a joke she is, and her tacky clothes show it all!!!

    96. Something good says – reply to this


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      This is a positive step. She has calmed down a tad since she got out of the hospital. Hopefully this keeps up.

    97. Tulip says – reply to this


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      DAMN! Hide the kids! She looks like a hooker! Can't she get some NEW fishnets?? Or anything else??? When will she get it together????

    98. Anonymous Supporter says – reply to this


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      God Damn it!! Someone buy her some new fucking Fishnets!! I'm so sick of seeing her in those nasty things. Who knows if she even washed them from when her 'period' pictures came out a few weeks ago.
      Bitch is NASTY. Keep your children away from this trainwreck.

    99. Heather says – reply to this


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      You know what, with her father in charge she might actually end up seeing her kids again. She seems to be getting the help she so desperately needed and maybe, just maybe she can get her life back on track.

    100. Trisha says – reply to this


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      Yes I would, what a memory my kids would have.
      Britney needs to see her Boys, they need their mama..she isn't unfit, if you want to see unfit Mothers go check out any Trailer Park in the us of a…y'all are so litigiuous, it's a shame.

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