Would You Trust Britney With Your Kids?

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She hasn't seen her kids since January 3rd…..so this is the next best thing!

Britney Spears spent Monday teaching dance to children at her favorite haunt, the Millennium Dance Complex in the Valley.

According to Millennium co-owner Robert Baker, a happy and upbeat Brit Brit came in and shook each 5 year-olds hand. There were seven kids in total, and she told them, "I guess I have to introduce myself to you guys!"

Hopefully they didn't know who she was!

The music playlist for the kids included Madonna's Material Girl and True Blue.

What, no Gimme More?

Publicity seeking co-owner Baker continued, “She worked out this great little routine for them, they were dancing all over the place, she had them dancing in a circle like a choo-choo train. The kids loved it. They are having a ball right now. And Britney, she’s just drinking it up. She’s totally enjoying herself. It’s an amazing class. She and the kids are certainly enjoying the process.”

Seems like we found a new publicist for Spears!

Baker added, “Britney’s telling me that she likes this so much that she’s thinking about making it a regular thing, possibly every other week. She loves to interact with the kids, and she feels that it’s important to give back to the dance community."

You think they'd let Perezzers sign up for a class with Britney if he dressed like a 5 year-old????

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    Posted: Feb 12, 2008 at 2:00 pm / Email this  »

    269 comments to “Would You Trust Britney With Your Kids?”

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    1. baby steps... says – reply to this


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      I think that this is good for her- help her to feel appreciated, wanted, etc… anyone who knows or has been around kids knows that they give their affection freely and without any "strings" attached and since Brit is missing out on seeing her own kids at the moment, I think that this could be very healing and therapeutic for her… wishing her and the kids all the best! baby steps…

    2. Beth says – reply to this


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      Look ya'll, Wino is in LA!

    3. Rainey says – reply to this


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      Does she not realize that she looks like a COMPLETE hooker?!

    4. melanie says – reply to this


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      I wouldnt leave my child alone with her but I would let her teach my child in a dance class, only if she didnt dress like that! Hopefully she toned it down for the kids. I think its good for her to do this, she needs to do something she feels good about and surround herself with good people. It keeps her busy too, the less free hours in her day the less time she has to get into trouble!

    5. Vince says – reply to this


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      Any of you morons who said "yes" to this should be sued for child abuse and checked out at your own mental health clinic.
      Wonderful dancer, my ass.

    6. Britney S. says – reply to this


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      I cant by new fishnets yall My dad wont give me any money Hes mean! Those stupid yung'uns at the dancin place got on my nerves I miss that arab guy where did he go?
      Im hungry.
      dang my head itches *fart*

    7. Rom says – reply to this


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      Britney still loves Madonna, I dig that.

    8. MJ says – reply to this


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      she looks so trashy,my god,r u kidding me?she still thinks she's swimming in the swamps of Louisiana…if u were gonna go out,can u at least put a little makeup on,and fix ur hair geez!u look like youve just been raped!?coz u look really scary!

    9. tracy says – reply to this


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      Should we just expect her not to put clothes on anymore?

    10. PeachPie says – reply to this


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      I wouldn't let my teenage daughter go near her. EVER. I wouldn't even let one word come out of her mouth. What? Like I should WANT my daughter to be around someone who walks around stores topless or flashes her vaggy?
      .
      But thankfully, I have a bright child who already knows Britney is nuts.

    11. caroline says – reply to this


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      please don't tell me she was wearing THAT to teach the kids?? if i were a 5-year-old and saw someone looking like that i'd be scared shitless!

    12. Robert says – reply to this


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      CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE BUY THAT WOMAN SOME MORE NEWS FISH NET HOSE. Surely she can afford more than one pair.

    13. Annlyn says – reply to this


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      Is that Britney Spears or Amy Winehouse? Someone needs to find a way to put that girl under lock and key until they find they right psych med cocktail for her… What a pitiful shame….

    14. d says – reply to this


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      Yeah, dress up like a 5 year old and show up to her class, she should totally spit in your face for contributing to the hellish nightmare she's been living with all the shit you've been talking about her. I would love to see that. That's exactly what you deserve P.

    15. murrryurrrshlynn says – reply to this


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      eww. gross.
      those fish nets have been worn, and used up and should never happen again.
      she looks like a hooker.

    16. sage says – reply to this


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      wow. she actually looks like she belongs on a street corner.
      although she would be lucky to get even a penny.

    17. skot says – reply to this


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      Good for her. I hope she does keep going and teaching. She can really relate to these kids (from her time with "the mouse"). Probably the best therapy she's had so far. A way of working out some issues from her mouseketeer years-good and bad-I hope it helps her in a way she needs, where she is slowly regaining some control for herself, by herself, instead of being forced into something that would cause her to rebel.

    18. ellen says – reply to this


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      OH MY GOD… SHE IS SO PATHETIC….I ACTUALLY THINK SHE THINKS SHES LOOKING GOOD….LOCK HER ALREADY!!!THIS TIME, FOR GOOD!!!

    19. Sarah says – reply to this


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      you already dress like a five-year-old, you freak!

    20. ellen says – reply to this


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      OH MY GOD… SHE IS SO PATHETIC….I ACTUALLY THINK SHE THINKS SHES LOOKING GOOD….LOCK HER UP ALREADY!!!THIS TIME, FOR GOOD!!!

    21. ellen says – reply to this


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      this is very bad of me, but i almost agree with tyra banks when she said britney should've killed herself a long time ago, at least she would be remembered as an icon, not as this pathetic hog she is now.

    22. ess says – reply to this


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      Good for her! It's nice to read something positive and light-hearted about this girl. Give her space to get her life back on track.

    23. Shyla says – reply to this


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      Niiiiiiice! Wearing her same ole pair of ripped hose, and sucking on a cigarette. REAL nice Brit! Shit, I would NEVER leave my child in her presence. He might get cooties and more!

    24. tazzzy says – reply to this


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      you got the brain of one…why not dance like one too

    25. carolina says – reply to this


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      Good girl!

      Britney, give what you can! It will make you a better person, and thank you for doing it!

    26. AngryWhiteGirl says – reply to this


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      At least she was doing something positive with her time. Hopefully, someone else was there to chaperone!

    27. spike says – reply to this


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      nice tights. motheaten like her snatch

    28. SAxlerod says – reply to this


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      She rocking the Amy Winehouse look !

    29. TwistedSister says – reply to this


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      Okay Britney, don't make me regret what I'm about to say…

      I think this is a good idea. Seriously. A lot of parents like to sit and watch the kids practice, so someone will step in if the Britster goes coo-coo for cocoa puffs. She is–or was, at least–a great dancer, so she has a lot to teach the kids. And hey, she's given herself a goal, and added something to her life that gives her a regular schedule–that's great! Maybe she'll be less inclined to drive all over California, hitting every Rite Aid, if she has more to do.

    30. MsFort says – reply to this


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      …………..I'd always hoped I wouldn't contribute to the BS cause but here I go…

      ..would be kinda funny if for one month no one posted anything about BS

      I think the one person who could do that would be more amazing then most…

      reasons …. obvious.

    31. hobie says – reply to this


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      Folks, as long as she looks like this, talks like this, walks like this, and smokes like this in broad daylight, she will never make a comeback. There is just too much great talent out there. And gobs of clean better looking/smarter people. I can't believe how way old news she is. I'm tired of her. (but i must admit, this picture and story takes the cake.)

    32. San Francisco says – reply to this


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      Mental, mental, mental. So glad she hasn't come up to NO. CA!!! STAY AWAY BRITNEY!!!

    33. Boston says – reply to this


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      If she shook my kids hand, I'd run them into a restroom and wash them extreemly well. Then pull out the Purell.
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      It would never happen though, I wouldn't allow it.
      .
      I wouldn't trust her to watch the garbage on the conner on trash day.

    34. #33 HeLLLo says – reply to this


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      Re: tam – .
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      she's got two of her own!!!!

    35. FUCKING NASTY says – reply to this


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      I can't believe people are falling for this "Oh look at me, I love kids!" bullshit she's trying to serve up. If she wants to interact with kids, maybe she should've tried a little harder to keep HER OWN.

      And she looks like one of those washed-up crackhead whores you see on Cops. Jesus, woman. Do the world a favor and take a bath…and if you can't burn those clothes, at least friggin' WASH them. Gross.

    36. e says – reply to this


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      Senor, whaddaya mean, "if"?

    37. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      Haven't any of you that come on here and comment about how much of a skank Brit is figured out that she does it on purpose???!! Don't you guys know that she reads these comments on here and on all of the other sites. She knows what everyone is saying about her attire and it is typical of her now days to do exactly the opposite of what everyone would like her to do! She purposely dresses the way that she does cuz she knows how much it bothers most of you and it is her way of rebelling STILL……….. she enjoys getting a rise out of all of the people who so vehemently voice how much they hate her trashy gettup. It is her way of not doing anything any one wants her to. This girl has been puppet for the industry for such a long time that she will do just about anything to go the opposite direction of DIRECTION itself. It is so blatantly outright in your face that it is really obvious that that is what she is doing or trying to accomplish. Im sure it makes her feel like she is going against the grain and doing it HER WAY…..NOT YOURS. I know that is why her behaviour is so destructive right now.

    38. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      She never got to experience "Coming into her own" like the rest of society that wasn't a pop princess pretty much all of her life. She obviously resents the fact that she has always been told what to do, what to wear, how to act, who to be: ALL TO SELL AN IMAGE that maybe she doesn't want ot carry on anymore. Remember the titanic??? The scene where she wants to jump off the railing of the ship and the little speech that she makes about how her life was already all planned out for her and she hated it??? Well same thing…maybe Brit feels like she never got to choose for HERSELF, her mom made all those choices for her, and now she is acting out like a child who wants to show everyone she's in charge even if it is in a shitty way. SIMPLE…… NOT ROCKET SCIENCE PEOPLE!!

    39. whatever says – reply to this


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      why cant everyone leave britney alone. it's kinda no wonder why she so crazy.
      it's pretty much all the papparzi's and get involved with the wrong pathetic people who dont treat her right. If they leave her alone im sure she would be fine and not so out of control she just wants to see her kids and be a good mother again.

    40. mariee says – reply to this


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      I don't know what it's like in the States but here in Australia
      you have to provide a clean police check to be allowed to work with children in any capacity!

    41. YUCKY says – reply to this


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      I WOULDN'T TRUST HER WITH MY STOCKINGS, LET ALONE MY KIDS.

    42. ~JuLeS~ says – reply to this


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      OMG Why does she always wear fishnets with rips and tears in them?? I mean I know shes crazy and all but c'monnn!! seriously?! Would I trust her with my kids-absolutelly Not! I love her though-I really hope she gets medicated and snaps out of it with the Sickest Comeback in History

    43. katie says – reply to this


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      You know what! If thats part of what it takes to get her back on track and theres another adult there and both her and the kids are having fun then why on earth not! Most the kids are too young to understand who the lady teaching them is! As long as the media dont hound her while shes doing it and osama leaves her be I reckon everyone will be ok!! Go Britney!!

    44. Dagmar says – reply to this


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      If she does this well, she might see her own kids again some day…

    45. jase says – reply to this


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      perez couldn't fit into a 5 year olds clothes no matter how hard he tried!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      love ya brit, keep doing good

    46. jason says – reply to this


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      Re: BRITNEY: Poor excuse for a WOMAN!!! – actually britney did not wear this outfit teaching the kids this was the day b4 on her own

    47. brit says – reply to this


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      What's with the holes in the stockings? can't she get a new pair on one of her trips to the drugstore in the middle of the night?

    48. aqua_angel says – reply to this


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      Good on you Ms Britney!! I'm sooo proud of her, I know she's not saving starving children or anything but it's good to hear that Britney is doing something for someone else instead of herself. It must be hard to keep a straight head in LA LA LAND but this is a great step, Britney needs to keep healthy and positive. Best wishes Lil Brit.

    49. Bianca says – reply to this


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      poor Brit. she just wants to be loved. [2]

    50. Kit-Kat says – reply to this


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      hahaha…way to smoke…
      that is just as bad as going to the gym and then lighting up as you leave.
      it kinda defeats the whole purpose of working out, yes?

      she'll never be the dancer she was, unless she gets her act together. (obviously!)

    51. Milano says – reply to this


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      YES! SHE IS A STAR !

    52. stop hatin!!! says – reply to this


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      BEFORE YOU ASSHOLES IMMEDIATELY JUMP TO HATE ALL OVER HER!!! MAYBE THIS WILL HELP HER…TO PUT SOME SUBSTANCE BACK IN HER LIFE…BESIDES IT'S NOT LIKE THE CHILDREN WERE LEFT ALONE WITH HER…I'M SURE THAT THERE PARENT'S WERE THERE…I THINK IT'S CUTE…SHE'S TRYING TO GET HER LIFE BACK TOGETHER…IT'S GONNA BE BABY STEPS…YES I AGREE THAT HER APPEARANCE IS ATTROCIOUS…BUT IT'S GONNA BE BABY STEPS, SHE SPENT THE LAST WHO KNOW'S HOW LONG BEING DRUGGED AND BRAINWASHED AND CONTROLED…OBVIOUSLY SHE'S NOT GONNA BOUNCE BACK TO THE OLD BRIT WE ALL LOVED…GIVE HER A FUCKING CHANCE…BEING WITH HER PARENTS IS OBVIOUSLY HELPING…SOME OF YOU PEOPLE ARE SO HATEFUL…I DON'T EVEN WANT TO IMAGING WHAT YOUR LIVES MUST BE LIKE!!! I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT SHE DOES…SHE CAN HEAL AND BECOME COMPLETELY NORMAL AGAIN AND YOU ASSHOLES WILL STILL FIND SOMETHING TO HATE AND BITCH ABOUT…MAYBE YOU GUYS COULD BENEFIT FROM SOME THERAPY!!! YOU PEOPLE JUST FURTHER CONFIRM MY OPINION THAT WE LIVE IN HELL!!!

    53. sassy sara says – reply to this


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      Yeah!!! no probs, just get a bucket-o-pills, a large Jack n coke, lots of Coke and lets all fly to Disney land!!!!! weeheeeee

    54. megan♥ says – reply to this


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      why would she wear that to teach like little kids? honestly????

    55. iAN says – reply to this


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      Of course i would… she got a kind heart !!!

    56. Stephanie says – reply to this


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      Perez… you already do dress like a 5 year old… no self respecting adult would wear the shit you do… grow up

    57. Liz says – reply to this


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      I would definitly let my kids do it as long as other adults, such as the manager, were there watching her. i think it is a great oppertunity for her to be around kids doing what she loves and is good at.

    58. Kaye says – reply to this


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      SHE GAVE DANCE LESSONS TO 5 YEAR OLDS LOOKING LIKE A CRACKHEAD HOOKER?? WTF? What responsible parent would let her around their children!

    59. fah q says – reply to this


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      i love it

    60. British Babe says – reply to this


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      I'd trust her with my kids about as much as I'd trust Michael Jackson with them.

    61. hobiee says – reply to this


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      The coolest thing is, we all know how good smoking is for your voice and dance breathing. I'm so proud of her. She's giving it her all. On another note, as a long time mother; i see nothing maternal about her. Can she make food , crafts, read, play, go to the park, swimming lessons, ahhh, no. (even famous stars and rich do these things.) But she can drive and buy. Somehow I just don't see her tucking the kiddos in at nite and sitting by the fire, just in case they wake up or have a bad dream. Oh right. They are living the bad dream. Damn.

    62. fionalicious says – reply to this


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      uhmmja and what he really meant was "so there you have it..adults $500 to subscribe and kids $200.00 if in pairs, if not $300.00 each" what a moron, after this, that dance complex will be on target for the papa-razors. I feel sorry for those kids but Britney should never walk there AGAIN!
      idiot should have kept his mouth shut, after all he could have win-win, parents telling other parents etc etc, but not selling her good deed in her face. he got all Star Jones on Britney (know she knows how la Walters felt)

    63. b says – reply to this


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      what the fuck is she wearing?

    64. Joe2 says – reply to this


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      I didnt know the the homeless hooker look was in style. Great job on that one!

    65. Katie says – reply to this


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      Ah leave the girl alone - isn't it better that she's doing something constructive with her time instead of crying on the sidewalk in front of all the paps? Maybe a bit of community interaction was suggested by her shrink? I say fair play to her - just cut out the ciggies and buy some new tights!

      get your life in order girl - get your kids back - and get on with the show

    66. LIA2306(HOIMESTEAD) says – reply to this


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      wht the fuck she likes to "INTERACT " with kids …
      DONT YOU THINK SHE SHOULD INTERACT WITH HER OWN KIDS OOOH THAT RIGHT SHES TOO SCARED TO GO FIGHT FOR THEM AND COURT ..
      HELL NAH I WONT LET THAT PSYCO HEFFER TEACH MY KIDS ,WETHER ITS DANCE SING SHE NEED TO BE WORYING ABOUT TEACHING HER OWN KIDS AND TEACHING HEWR SELF TO BE A MOTHER…..

    67. Poop says – reply to this


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      Ew she looks like a skank-ho.

    68. Leesa311 says – reply to this


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      okay so why does she look like a prostitute…whats the deal

    69. DISGUSTED! says – reply to this


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      SHE IS FUCK*ing GROSS!!!

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