The Queen Has Landed
Filed under: Personally Perez > Anglophilia
After a very long flight, Perez has finally arrived in London!!!
It's soooooo good to be back. And, as always, we're staying at our home away from home, the glamoxurious Hempel Hotel.
We're in Londontown until Saturday, February 23rd, and we have lots of fun things planned.
Yay!!!!
Posted: February 13, 2008 at 11:49 am
Yay! Have fun!
1st!
who is that in the picture?
Yay!! Have Fun!
Welcome! Pop over for tea if you have time xxx ;@)
Jolly good, chap. Right-o! Have a good time in London, say hi to the Queen for me.
You lucky bitch…it is going to rain on you the whole time, though. Those Londoners can get a curry and kebab straight, but are fucked when it comes to weather.
Pip pip! Cheerio!
FIRST
how good is the weather at the moment?! come up to manchester..it's where the original canal st is
x
Go visit Amy!
who gives a shit??? i hope it rains like mad the whole time you are there and all that shitty dye you put in your fake ass hair runs onto those tents you call clothes, fuckin fat bastard
COME TO IRELAND!!!! Pleassseeee!!! xxxxx
Perez! I live in London! Let's hang out!
Great, now go eat some spotted dick.
Madonna has! Where?
5th?
You better watch your back Perez, YOU INSULTED JIMMY AND ANNABEL GOLDSMITHS DAUGHTER JEMIMA yesterday. I'd be shaking in my flip flops if I were you…….
pay a visit to amsterdam
LONDON BABY……YEAH!!!
loves it!
haha, welcome to London.
have fun.
Who the hell is in that pic creepy
I WAS WONDERING WHY I HAVEN'T POSTED NE THING!
I noticed you haven't posted anything about Hillary in a while (thank god). Homegirl is getting beat down! OBAMA!!
beautiful picture
i was just in london last week, you should have said in advance so i would have stayed longer perez! haha…
actually i had to hit up paris too so… i couldnt stay that long =D
loveeeee
shut up! where u gonna be? i wana meet u xooxoxoxox
I love England soooo much fun…..dont get tooo pissed every night!!
Nobody fucking cares.
Hey, Perez, what did you think of the primaries on Tuesday?
whoo hoo!! the weather is getting better to
give amy a big sober kiss for me!!!!
Hey - we dont give a shit about YOUR LIFE - its famous people not you we like so STFU
yyeeeaahhh lets go get wankered! By the wya the weather has been sunny and mild hree fora few days….kinda shocking its not raining!!!
.Who's the guy in the picture???? Looks like a young Marlon Brando…Handsome.
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I just want to say that those Hilton parents are the WORST PARENTS on the planet… imagine, they raised TWO drunk drivers… two druggies… two drunken children. How embarassing for them that their precious little underage son BARRON is now exposed as yet another family DRUNK.
Have fun in gay old London, Perez… I hope you get some action in your ass!
groovy baby
14th! yes
have fun! its a fantastic holiday destination!
PEREZZ wait for me!! i'll be there march 7th!!!!!!
seriously P! where u gonna be? and welcome back. and to all the people thinking london is raining, ur wrong, its a fine day for a (fill in the blank). xxxoxxxoxx if ur going clubbing let us know where the main attraction will be.
Come to Wendy House in Leeds on Sat! You know you want to!!! Have fun whilst over here xxx
Let us know your movments Mr. Prez… us Brooklyn expat chickadees are dying for some proper US party energy this side of the pond!
Melissa
Welcome to London your Vajesty!
have a good one and check out The Moon Music Orchestra. Trust me.
LOVE THE PICTURE
HAVE FUN
Eugh! What have we done to deserve this?????????????? Bet you stand out like big ol
american trailer trash in the beautiful hempel hotel!
Re: Matthew –
Just you wait until March and April, Hillary will bounce back fast and pass Obama up in delegates and Superdelegates. When the
voters see how it is going, they will even it up with votes for Hillary. They always do. Ohio and Texas will vote for Hillary for sure. There, was that good enough for you? Hillary will win no matter how bad you hate for a woman to be your president.
Eugh! What have we done to deserve this????????????? Bet you stand out like big ol
american trailer trash in the beautiful hempel hotel!
England loves you!
Get us gossip on those hot princes!
Welcome to our little island, isn't the weather to die for.
xxx
Your welcome over for crumpets and a gossip any time!! Luv Ya! Enjoy London! xoxoxo TBT xoxoxox
Perez, have a wonderful time in London. Make sure you ride on top of those double decker buses..and take pictures of yourself doing everything. Whatever you do, no MONKEY PICS of Prince Charles. I hate that SOB.
Hey! Welcome back to the UK Perez
Hey Perez, what cha' got planned in London? Personally, I hope you get a nice big English cock shoved way up into your anal canal… that would sure feel good. How was your flight? Did you go economy and have to sit with all the white trash/non-celebrities back there? It's scary back there… I know that you've "just landed", but no doubt, you've already had a couple cocks in your ass, big ENGLISH cocks. Maybe you had a gay flight attendant pork you over Greenland. Hey, don't go easy on that Hilton drunk underage brat asshole. BTW, thanks for giving out your hotel name… I'll be calling your room right about 8 AM, when you are SOUND ASLEEP… I'm gonna wake your ass up, so you're up good and early to tell us all about Amy Winehouse and all the other English druggies. I'll be asking for your room by your Latino name… and even if you have the phone blocked, I'll make sure I get through… I know what to say… I'll tell the hotel operator something like I'm your father and your brother just jumped off the William Morris Building, and I just HAVE to reach you… I'll wake your ass up… Don't take too many sleeping pills like Heath Ledger… Seriously, have fun there… I love you…
Re: AmyWineshack –
weather is amazing here at the moment thank you very much
LONDON BABY! YOU GOTTA GO IN TO THE MAP!….
Mario, it's very nice of you to donate the fat from your ass and belly to Amy Crackhouse so she can gain some weight by having it pumped into skeletal body.
hey! i live just down on great cumberland place! pop down and say hi!
GRRRR!!!!!! WHO LET THAT FAT LITTLE BAD HAIR DAY INTO MY HOTEL??????? GET HIM
OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: KING OF MEAN –
Not just those loser's are big drunks, but Rumor has been getting drunk for years with her dad. Why isn't he in jail for contributing?
Hulk Hogan also on the boat with his son, the day he wrecked and he was getting his son all liquored up. These parents are freaking idiots. I hope if their children wreck their cars drunk, that they drive into the parents.
O here we go. reasons for all the lame postings. another weekend of Perez self promotion and bullshit days later posting..like the one above..yawn
perez come to liverpool which is the capital of cultre so much more going on at the moment then london
oh shit that means the good posts are going to be all late night…
have fun perez
Oh Perezzers, I used to stay at the Hempel - that place is crazy weird. Took 20 minutes and a bellman to even find the door to my room, and then another 10 minutes for him to help us find the bathroom…that shit was like being in a fun house. Enjoy, my friend.
PEREZ COME TO IRELAND ….. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Are you staying so long because you want to eat at every restaurant in town and gain 50lbs?
Re: Patches – Perez will post any celb. or star or famed person's photo without the knickers on. Doubt that his posting of Jemima Goldsmith's photo where she is pulling a Brit, Lohan, Kate Moss, … pantiless night out is directly against Jemima. Her parents may just tell her to wear knickers when wearing a skirt and photogs are about or end up on Perezhilton.
"we" have landed? how elevated you think you are when you are the worst of the worst kind of representative for american culture. to say i hate you is an understatement. to say i wish you dead is closer to the truth. you and everything you stand for frighten the hell out of me because your success exposes how low our so called culture has stooped to. i'll be in Paris next week, why don't you pop over the channel with all your fat glory so i can kick your pathetic ass myself. please, do us all a favor and just die already. your due for a heart attack and overdue for an assassin to take you out for good.
wooooo perez is in england wooooo!!!! you'll have a blast might cu round!!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
You will love it over here, the weather is really good at the moment and we are lucky to have you x
Re: LALOVELY – My cuz and I from up North go to London every couple years. I love the pubs, but I now hear that you can't smoke in them anymore. That's not a real pub if there's a NO SMOKING SIGN around. Amsterdam pubs are so much better. They smell so good when you walk in and smell the aroma.
GO TO WAXY O'CONNERS….ITS AN AMAZING PUB. IT'S PART OF AN OLD CHURCH. ITS AT 14 - 16 RUPERT STREET LEICESTER SQUARE……
I MISS ENGLAND…..HAVE SOME CIDER AND A SAUSAGE ROLL FOR ME!
Uhh..is that supposed to be you in the drawing?it looks like John Belushi !!
Come to Camden!!! We need you! We don't have anything else now it's all burnt down!
YOU LUCKY BUM! IN LONDON!!! LOVE THE PAINTING… WHO PAINTED YOUR PORTRAIT??????????????????