The Queen Has Landed

Filed under: Personally Perez > Anglophilia

After a very long flight, Perez has finally arrived in London!!!

It's soooooo good to be back. And, as always, we're staying at our home away from home, the glamoxurious Hempel Hotel.

We're in Londontown until Saturday, February 23rd, and we have lots of fun things planned.

Yay!!!!

Posted: Feb 13, 2008 at 11:49 am / Email this »

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Blair says – reply to this

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Yay! Have fun!
jenny says – reply to this

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1st!
zoopet says – reply to this

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who is that in the picture?
Blair says – reply to this

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Yay!! Have Fun!
Kathryn says – reply to this

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Welcome! Pop over for tea if you have time xxx ;@)
Christina says – reply to this

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Jolly good, chap. Right-o! Have a good time in London, say hi to the Queen for me.
AmyWineshack says – reply to this

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You lucky bitch…it is going to rain on you the whole time, though. Those Londoners can get a curry and kebab straight, but are fucked when it comes to weather.
Schmaggs says – reply to this

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Pip pip! Cheerio!
Mimmi says – reply to this

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FIRST
gem says – reply to this

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how good is the weather at the moment?! come up to manchester..it's where the original canal st is x
ChiTown Cutie says – reply to this

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Go visit Amy!
who cares? says – reply to this

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who gives a shit??? i hope it rains like mad the whole time you are there and all that shitty dye you put in your fake ass hair runs onto those tents you call clothes, fuckin fat bastard
Steveeee says – reply to this

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COME TO IRELAND!!!! Pleassseeee!!! xxxxx
TJ says – reply to this

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Perez! I live in London! Let's hang out!
Mirvy says – reply to this

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Great, now go eat some spotted dick.
Phil says – reply to this

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Madonna has! Where?
lil mama says – reply to this

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5th?
Patches says – reply to this

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You better watch your back Perez, YOU INSULTED JIMMY AND ANNABEL GOLDSMITHS DAUGHTER JEMIMA yesterday. I'd be shaking in my flip flops if I were you…….
orin says – reply to this

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pay a visit to amsterdam
LDN says – reply to this

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LONDON BABY……YEAH!!!
Larry The Fairy says – reply to this

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loves it!
nadia says – reply to this

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haha, welcome to London.
have fun.
MAGS says – reply to this

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Who the hell is in that pic creepy
Robin L says – reply to this

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I WAS WONDERING WHY I HAVEN'T POSTED NE THING!
Matthew says – reply to this

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I noticed you haven't posted anything about Hillary in a while (thank god). Homegirl is getting beat down! OBAMA!!
margaret says – reply to this

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beautiful picture
Lo' says – reply to this

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i was just in london last week, you should have said in advance so i would have stayed longer perez! haha…

actually i had to hit up paris too so… i couldnt stay that long =D

loveeeee
femme moi says – reply to this

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shut up! where u gonna be? i wana meet u xooxoxoxox
LALOVELY says – reply to this

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I love England soooo much fun…..dont get tooo pissed every night!!
honestly says – reply to this

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Nobody fucking cares.
KF says – reply to this

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Hey, Perez, what did you think of the primaries on Tuesday?
lady says – reply to this

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whoo hoo!! the weather is getting better to
gloria says – reply to this

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give amy a big sober kiss for me!!!!
Jenn says – reply to this

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Hey - we dont give a shit about YOUR LIFE - its famous people not you we like so STFU
lauren says – reply to this

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yyeeeaahhh lets go get wankered! By the wya the weather has been sunny and mild hree fora few days….kinda shocking its not raining!!!
Mary says – reply to this

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.Who's the guy in the picture???? Looks like a young Marlon Brando…Handsome.
{♥{krazihottk/b/grl/{♥}{Hill will zave uz}♥} says – reply to this

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[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ zay Hi 2 my cuz 4 me..haha! ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ luv the pic, lookz juzt like U ]]]]]]]]]]]

[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ get back here & campaign 4 Hill ]]]]]]

[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ luv Ya …B zafe, ]]]]]]]]]]]]♥♥

{{{{{ ♥ happy [[[early]]] Valentinez Day perez ♥♥ }}}}}}
KING OF MEAN says – reply to this

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I just want to say that those Hilton parents are the WORST PARENTS on the planet… imagine, they raised TWO drunk drivers… two druggies… two drunken children. How embarassing for them that their precious little underage son BARRON is now exposed as yet another family DRUNK.

Have fun in gay old London, Perez… I hope you get some action in your ass!
thestrawberrygirl says – reply to this

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groovy baby
josy says – reply to this

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14th! yes
sophamapoph says – reply to this

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have fun! its a fantastic holiday destination!
cornelia Vanderwoodsen says – reply to this

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PEREZZ wait for me!! i'll be there march 7th!!!!!!
femme moi says – reply to this

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seriously P! where u gonna be? and welcome back. and to all the people thinking london is raining, ur wrong, its a fine day for a (fill in the blank). xxxoxxxoxx if ur going clubbing let us know where the main attraction will be.
Hezistarr says – reply to this

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Come to Wendy House in Leeds on Sat! You know you want to!!! Have fun whilst over here xxx
Melissa says – reply to this

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Let us know your movments Mr. Prez… us Brooklyn expat chickadees are dying for some proper US party energy this side of the pond!

Melissa
Charlie says – reply to this

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Welcome to London your Vajesty!

have a good one and check out The Moon Music Orchestra. Trust me.
canadian says – reply to this

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LOVE THE PICTURE

HAVE FUN
funky munky says – reply to this

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Eugh! What have we done to deserve this?????????????? Bet you stand out like big ol

american trailer trash in the beautiful hempel hotel!
perezme says – reply to this

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Re: Matthew –
Just you wait until March and April, Hillary will bounce back fast and pass Obama up in delegates and Superdelegates. When the
voters see how it is going, they will even it up with votes for Hillary. They always do. Ohio and Texas will vote for Hillary for sure. There, was that good enough for you? Hillary will win no matter how bad you hate for a woman to be your president.
funky munky says – reply to this

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Eugh! What have we done to deserve this????????????? Bet you stand out like big ol

american trailer trash in the beautiful hempel hotel!
Laura says – reply to this

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England loves you!
chrissy says – reply to this

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Get us gossip on those hot princes!
Linda says – reply to this

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Welcome to our little island, isn't the weather to die for.
xxx
Talulah-Belle Taylor says – reply to this

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Your welcome over for crumpets and a gossip any time!! Luv Ya! Enjoy London! xoxoxo TBT xoxoxox
crotchrocket says – reply to this

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Perez, have a wonderful time in London. Make sure you ride on top of those double decker buses..and take pictures of yourself doing everything. Whatever you do, no MONKEY PICS of Prince Charles. I hate that SOB.
Dale says – reply to this

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Hey! Welcome back to the UK Perez
KING OF MEAN says – reply to this

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Hey Perez, what cha' got planned in London? Personally, I hope you get a nice big English cock shoved way up into your anal canal… that would sure feel good. How was your flight? Did you go economy and have to sit with all the white trash/non-celebrities back there? It's scary back there… I know that you've "just landed", but no doubt, you've already had a couple cocks in your ass, big ENGLISH cocks. Maybe you had a gay flight attendant pork you over Greenland. Hey, don't go easy on that Hilton drunk underage brat asshole. BTW, thanks for giving out your hotel name… I'll be calling your room right about 8 AM, when you are SOUND ASLEEP… I'm gonna wake your ass up, so you're up good and early to tell us all about Amy Winehouse and all the other English druggies. I'll be asking for your room by your Latino name… and even if you have the phone blocked, I'll make sure I get through… I know what to say… I'll tell the hotel operator something like I'm your father and your brother just jumped off the William Morris Building, and I just HAVE to reach you… I'll wake your ass up… Don't take too many sleeping pills like Heath Ledger… Seriously, have fun there… I love you…
bilbo says – reply to this

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Re: AmyWineshack –
weather is amazing here at the moment thank you very much
kimble says – reply to this

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LONDON BABY! YOU GOTTA GO IN TO THE MAP!….
anni says – reply to this

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hey! i live just down on great cumberland place! pop down and say hi!
ANNOUSHKA says – reply to this

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GRRRR!!!!!! WHO LET THAT FAT LITTLE BAD HAIR DAY INTO MY HOTEL??????? GET HIM

OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I totally agree and says – reply to this

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Re: KING OF MEAN –
Not just those loser's are big drunks, but Rumor has been getting drunk for years with her dad. Why isn't he in jail for contributing?
Hulk Hogan also on the boat with his son, the day he wrecked and he was getting his son all liquored up. These parents are freaking idiots. I hope if their children wreck their cars drunk, that they drive into the parents.
Boring says – reply to this

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O here we go. reasons for all the lame postings. another weekend of Perez self promotion and bullshit days later posting..like the one above..yawn
hannah says – reply to this

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perez come to liverpool which is the capital of cultre so much more going on at the moment then london
skeletor says – reply to this

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oh shit that means the good posts are going to be all late night…

have fun perez
Lady O says – reply to this

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Oh Perezzers, I used to stay at the Hempel - that place is crazy weird. Took 20 minutes and a bellman to even find the door to my room, and then another 10 minutes for him to help us find the bathroom…that shit was like being in a fun house. Enjoy, my friend.
Colleen Mulligan says – reply to this

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PEREZ COME TO IRELAND ….. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
LookAtYou says – reply to this

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Are you staying so long because you want to eat at every restaurant in town and gain 50lbs?
Grace E. says – reply to this

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Re: Patches – Perez will post any celb. or star or famed person's photo without the knickers on. Doubt that his posting of Jemima Goldsmith's photo where she is pulling a Brit, Lohan, Kate Moss, … pantiless night out is directly against Jemima. Her parents may just tell her to wear knickers when wearing a skirt and photogs are about or end up on Perezhilton.
chris says – reply to this

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"we" have landed? how elevated you think you are when you are the worst of the worst kind of representative for american culture. to say i hate you is an understatement. to say i wish you dead is closer to the truth. you and everything you stand for frighten the hell out of me because your success exposes how low our so called culture has stooped to. i'll be in Paris next week, why don't you pop over the channel with all your fat glory so i can kick your pathetic ass myself. please, do us all a favor and just die already. your due for a heart attack and overdue for an assassin to take you out for good.
gracie says – reply to this

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wooooo perez is in england wooooo!!!! you'll have a blast might cu round!!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sammysmiles says – reply to this

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You will love it over here, the weather is really good at the moment and we are lucky to have you x
me too says – reply to this

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Re: LALOVELY – My cuz and I from up North go to London every couple years. I love the pubs, but I now hear that you can't smoke in them anymore. That's not a real pub if there's a NO SMOKING SIGN around. Amsterdam pubs are so much better. They smell so good when you walk in and smell the aroma.
tonya says – reply to this

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GO TO WAXY O'CONNERS….ITS AN AMAZING PUB. IT'S PART OF AN OLD CHURCH. ITS AT 14 - 16 RUPERT STREET LEICESTER SQUARE……

I MISS ENGLAND…..HAVE SOME CIDER AND A SAUSAGE ROLL FOR ME!
Obsessed says – reply to this

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Uhh..is that supposed to be you in the drawing?it looks like John Belushi !!
Sophie says – reply to this

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Come to Camden!!! We need you! We don't have anything else now it's all burnt down!
San Francisco says – reply to this

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YOU LUCKY BUM! IN LONDON!!! LOVE THE PAINTING… WHO PAINTED YOUR PORTRAIT??????????????????
Q.T. says – reply to this

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Re: Sammysmiles –
How good is good to you? Right now it's 75% in Datona Beach, Florida. When is your Winter?
MelindaWarren says – reply to this

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Perez has landed in London? I thought I heard a LOUD thumb!!!
ariel says – reply to this

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you should have fun it has been really nice the past few weeks here!!
funky munky says – reply to this

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re; CHRIS

EASY THERE TIGER, I LOVE FATSO-BASHING AS MUCH AS THE NEXT RETARD ON THIS

SITE BUT IT'S A BIT MUCH TO WISH HIM DEAD. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE ALL THOSE

NEGATIVE FEELINGS AND TURN THEM INTO SOMETING POSITIVE. GO SAVE DARFUR

OR SOMETHING!
emmA says – reply to this

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beautiful painting! who did it??
Have breakfast in Hampstead Perez!
Bear says – reply to this

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so u are going to be eating some british man turd instead of the manshit u eat in Hollywood? i know from a very good source, that you eat shit right out of a mans ass. there are even pictures…. you are a true SCAT fag. Maybe thats why all that shit comes out of yer mouth, Perez?? remember, u are what u eat…
aidey says – reply to this

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LONDON RULES!!!!!
HEY says – reply to this

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Re: Boring –
GO FUCK YOURSELF
funky munky says – reply to this

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BY THE WAY FATSO, ANNOUSHKA IS HOPPING MAD!!! SHE SAYS YOU REALLY ARE

LOWERING THE TONE, AND STOP EATING ALL THE CREAM TEAS, THEY'RE NOT JUST

FOR YOU!
Josie says – reply to this

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Welcome to England - If you fancy checking out tacky british seaside resorts, I'll take you to southend-on-sea, my home town - I'll show you the sights of Essex! (Hehe!)
AmyWineshack says – reply to this

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Re: bilbo –
Cool - it usually sucks this time of year. BTW - say hi to Frodo for me…
malik says – reply to this

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yay have fun. and be safe. we love you:)
UROTRASH DOES NOT RULE says – reply to this

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Re: aidey –
DID YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH THIS YEAR?
Perez is fat says – reply to this

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um who fucking cares?
Matthew says – reply to this

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Re: perezme – I have nothing against women and have nothing against a woman being in the White House. I just do not believe in the woman that's currently running. And as a resident of Austin, I do not get the feeling she will sweep Texas. Abandon her and join us!! See you at SXSW Prezzie!
perez says – reply to this

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we don't have enough food here to feed you, have a nice trip remember this website isnt meant to be about what you're getting up to.
Lee says – reply to this

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It's Sunny in London right now.
christ says – reply to this

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Re: UROTRASH DOES NOT RULE –
uro? if by any chance you mean euro or even eu fucking HELL you've just proved one of the many, many MANY reasons why america is such a joke to the whole world.
LeeLeeLee says – reply to this

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lucky u Perez and one thing for the haters out there, WHY ARE YOU EVEN ON THIS SITE?!? get a life!!!!!!
Kitty says – reply to this

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Perez, can I come meet you? I love you so!
Ill take you to the COOLEST places in Soho and we can go celebrity hunting together!
Rebel in GA says – reply to this

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Hope the Hemphouse Hotel is near the Thames docks so you will have easy access to the 10-pound-a-trick pieces of rough trade you like! Cheers old chap!
Sian says – reply to this

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Awesome! Where are you going to be partying? My tip - avoid Mahiki, it's full of smug bankers. If you really want to have fun come to cheapskates with me and the rest of the students! xxx
JC says – reply to this

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Hey Perez! Have fun!! Can we win a trip to go with you one day, lol? Or just give it to me…