We Call Bullshiz

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Canada's Globe and Mail has revealed the identity of a man who claims to be the secret son of John F. Kennedy.

Attention whore!

The JFK Jr. wannabe has no proof, just a good publicist, apparently.

The paper reports that the British Columbia man, Jack Worthington, had been speaking with them under the condition of anonymity for a few days but decided to officially go public after his name was leaked out by another Canadian source.

Worthington has requested a DNA sample from the Kennedy clan so tests could be run to validate (or invalidate) his claim.

Vanity Fair has also reportedly been working on the story the last 18 months.

The main reason we're skeptical is….

Why wait????

Wouldn't this dude have come forward sooner???

This seems like someone out for money to us!

[Image via The Globe and Mail.]

    Posted: Feb 13, 2008 at 6:30 pm / Email this  »

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    1. em says – reply to this


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      people need to stop with the crazy theories! cheryl trinidad is a crack whore and stupid skanky slut!

    2. grace says – reply to this


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      FIRSTT

    3. m says – reply to this


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      second

    4. Tifdog1 says – reply to this


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      FIRST! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA MFers~!

    5. chateau mike says – reply to this


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      And Marilyn is still alive sucking cock on Hollywood Blvd.

    6. ri ri says – reply to this


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      Hey you obese meth-snorting barebacking pig, you should have a DNA sample drawn from your cholesterol laden blood. Maybe they will find out that your mother was a rhino.

    7. jordan says – reply to this


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      jfk was hawt!

    8. gd,mfnhgf says – reply to this


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      distjenrkydenrklydkffirst

    9. Common Sense says – reply to this


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      Why wait?

      Look at Mr. 'Deep Throat' Mark Few waiting so long after Watergate.

      Imagine the firestorm for him if he came out with this during JFK Jr's death. Or during Ted Kennedy's malfeasance.

      The why wait is hardly reason enough to not believe him when there is a striking similarity.

    10. BETHSTAR!!!! says – reply to this


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      MUTHA FUCKASSSSSSSS

    11. Andi says – reply to this


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      Both the New York Post and Vanity Fair have been working on this for some time - he was only going along with it for a long time on the condition of anonymity and he does quite well for himself - I believe he's not out for the money!

    12. robbie says – reply to this


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      https://paydotcom.com/r/8847/airbornerob1/3198571/

    13. andreamarie says – reply to this


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      thats funny
      i hope im in the top 20

    14. SkyeBlue says – reply to this


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      What makes it so hard to belive that this guy is telling the truth? Adultery was a long standing family tradition in the Kennedy family.

    15. Sophie California says – reply to this


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      John F Kennedy was a notorious womaniser who constanty cheated on Jackie and it was well known that he even went on a sailing trip with one of his girlfriends just after Jackie had a miscarriage. It wouldn't be much of a shock if he has several illigitimate kids.

    16. fannita says – reply to this


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      geeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzz what a retard. Little late there stupid!

    17. irma says – reply to this


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      glad you finally decided to wake up perez. you seriously only posted like 5 things today….blah.

    18. Patches says – reply to this


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      It's not Barak Obama is it?

    19. spamalot says – reply to this


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      I dunno, he offered to sign an agreement that he wouldn't seek any money from the family. He's wealthy in his own right. I read this in the globe, i think, and he came forward before they started hunting him down after the story broke.. It's intriguing, at the very least. The guy doesn't seem to like looking like JFK, after all, look what happened to both him and his brother.

    20. Brooke says – reply to this


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      LIAR

      17th?

    21. PEREZ SUCKS says – reply to this


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      IT'S TOTALLY A GOOD POSSIBILITY HE'S JFK'S SON. I BET THERE ARE MORE OUT THERE AS WELL.

    22. Jenn says – reply to this


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      If true that would be some pretty cool gossip, something other than Brit's insanity and that Heidi cunt boo hoo'ing about her frankenNipples…

    23. monkee says – reply to this


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      i love jfk!!
      i wish i was his love child

    24. heather says – reply to this


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      17th

    25. Jenn says – reply to this


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      Hey, I've been following it and he's come forward as saying that he will sign something that says he will make no claim to the estate. He's not in this for the $$$. I don't think he's a gold-digger. And remember it was the other source, not him, who leaked his name…

    26. MEOW says – reply to this


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      ————> thanx perez but OLD N E W S

      ,,,,this is soo last week

    27. Josh says – reply to this


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      Unless he has murdered or raped someone he's no Kennedy.

    28. Anon2 says – reply to this


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      But you wrote that he only disclosed his name after it was leaked by another source? If he was seaking just money, why would he have waited?

    29. joan says – reply to this


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      No, he doesn't want money, he just wants to come out and get it off his chest and let it be known…idiot.

    30. anything is possible says – reply to this


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      Considering all the speculation with JFK putting it to Marilyn Monroe, I don't find it too hard to believe there may have been another mistress. This is pheasable, i will be curious to see the result.

    31. Cindy says – reply to this


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      So?
      I bet Bill Clinton has a couple of kids waiting to come out also.

    32. jerseygirl says – reply to this


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      #11

    33. Joe Blow says – reply to this


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      You just answered your own question, bloated pole-smoker - if he was after the $$$, he would have come forward sooner.

    34. ms. canadian says – reply to this


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      hi all. perez, jack has stated in his interviews (2) with the globe and mail that he is not interested in money, and is ready to sign a legal document verifying that he will NOT accept money. also, he only has come forward now because the ny post was investigating him and his connection to jfk. apparently, the ny post story was stopped at the request of ted kennedy. google the story in the news section.

    35. Bev says – reply to this


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      ACTUALLY…this guy has ALREADY offered to sign a waiver saying that he is not asking or looking for any financial comeback for coming public…do your research before you just say things like that Perez.

    36. toddafer says – reply to this


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      Re: MEOW

      yea get some new shit

    37. Lala says – reply to this


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      a-holes

    38. Cecily says – reply to this


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      Jack Worthington is the name of the protagonist in Oscar Wilde's "The Importance of Being Ernest". Weird.

    39. DH says – reply to this


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      He claims that he doesn't want any money..I don't know why he would come forward about this NOW.. People are just weird sometimes..

    40. Jen says – reply to this


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      You never know….

      I'll reserve judgment until I hear about the DNA results.

      It isn't as if it isn't possible!

    41. FART MAN says – reply to this


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      Re: toddafer

      like omg hour soo old
      ;
      ;
      ;
      huh like whoa whooo

    42. arissa says – reply to this


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      Why wait? Well I have one of those explosive secrets, and told no one for almost 30 years…. if you live with A Big Secret, something that the culture would find fascinating, you think carefully about what revealing it might entail. Especially in today's day & age with the media so rabid. Not everyone has the urge to indulge in self-revelation. I see no reason to disbelieve this Worthington story based on how long he's kept a secret.

    43. TC says – reply to this


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      Perez

      Your too young to know, but JFK was a huge man whore back in the day (worse than Clinton) so…this is all very plausible.

    44. ben says – reply to this


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      He's from Vancouver. It's a pretty big story around here. I wouldn't be surprised if it was true. We are talking about JKF after all. BTW He looks very similar to him.

    45. QueenOfTrashin' says – reply to this


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      His momma musta been a plain woman.

    46. maryjane says – reply to this


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      I agree with COMMON SENCE. if he was lying, 'why wait' to try and get money or whatever. whatever being fame, attention, blah blah blah. this would make a fucking great MAURY! "You arrrrrre……NOT the father!!!!"

    47. sam says – reply to this


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      kinda looks like him just chubby

    48. yesyes says – reply to this


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      he looks like him

    49. BUSY BEE BITCH says – reply to this


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      AND "BATBOY" IS REAL TOO

    50. Mona says – reply to this


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      IMHO he does NOT look like JFK!

    51. Its obvious says – reply to this


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      If thats the dude on the pic…he looks just like John F….wow…no attention whore Perez….look at his features…he is a dead ringer for the late Prez!!!

    52. lauren says – reply to this


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      he looks like him and the rest of JFK's brothers, but doesnt really look like JFK jr. or Caroline.

    53. cjm says – reply to this


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      Hey, this guy said he would take a DNA test. So, how would he be out for the money? That would be exact proof and he would look like an idiot if it was proved that he had no relationship. JFK supposedly slept with many women, there is a chance that there is a Kennedy child out there. Who ever took the picture did a great job of making him look like a kennedy.

    54. Donovan says – reply to this


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      THIS STORY MAKES ME WANT TO THROW DOG SHIT AT PEREZ. Why would you slander a guy that you don't even know, that you haven't heard his side of the story on, just to have something for your site? Maybe it will turn out to be like you think, but what gives you the right to do that to someone before you know if it's true or not?

    55. I believe it says – reply to this


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      He does resemble JFK. I wouldn't be surprised at all. JFK was a man-ho. I also think if he wanted the money he would have come out with this a long time ago. Probably wanted to just get it out there. Who knows.

      I agree with the poster who said Clinton will probably have a kid show up some day….LOL!!! I won't be surprised if one shows up at all!

    56. MiracleMileMom says – reply to this


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      He looks a lot like him!

    57. Donovan says – reply to this


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      AND IT'S THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK. PEREZ IS THE ATTENTION WHORE FOR POSTING THIS STORY. The guys says he'll take a DNA test, he'll sign an aggreement not to seek cash, has kept low about it to prevent unwanted publicity and Perez writes this kind of trash talking on him before finding out the facts? WTF?

    58. Joey Jack says – reply to this


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      You know Perez, I still remember that time you were on the View and you declared yourself a journalist.. the man has already said he doesn't want a penny and will sign any and all agreements affirming that.
      Get your story straight retard.

    59. jestin says – reply to this


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      Wait till all the Bill Clinton kids start coming out.

    60. Pat says – reply to this


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      I think it is just disgraceful that Perez stopped covering the election once Hillary started losing badly. PEREZ SHOULD HAVE NEVER GOTTEN INTO POLITICS IN THE FIRST PLACE, BUT HE SHOULD FINISH WHAT HE STARTED AND SHOW THAT BARACK IS WINNING! NYTIMES IS DOING THE SAME THING BECAUSE THEY ENDORSED HILLARY, TOO.

    61. high says – reply to this


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      One look at his teeth and we should have the truth.

    62. Amber says – reply to this


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      well he does have JFK Jr.s eyes. and it wouldn't surprise me if he was his son, but i would like to see some proof.

    63. Dr.H says – reply to this


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      I dunno, Perez…he looks like a Kennedy to me…plus he doesn't want dinero…he looks like Jack. I will actually put a little stock in this claim to fame. Time will tell.

    64. Ambiepants says – reply to this


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      Let's see his teeth. Then I can tell you if he's a Kennedy or not.

    65. Christine says – reply to this


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      He has his reasons for waiting, whether they be true or not. The only way to prove or disprove is a DNA test. Let the process begin. It wouldn't be a shocker. JFK was a man-whore. It's a well known fact. This guy definately has a Kennedy face… who knows!

    66. OMG! says – reply to this


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      He DOES look like JFK! Seriously, it wouldn't surprise me. JFK was a great Prez, but also a bit philanderer. He made Bill Clinton look innocent.

    67. cdd says – reply to this


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      If the family is unwilling to give a dna sample,can't they get ahold of jackies pink dress and scrape of some dried brains and blood or dig up that old whore marilyn and swab her cunt………

    68. Heather says – reply to this


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      He does look quite a bit like JFK. I'm intrigued.

    69. juleskf says – reply to this


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      I don't think this guy looks like JFK. But, strangely enough, the dude does look like Bill Clinton's brother, Roger, in this pic. JFK did sleep around a bit, but he was pretty careful. I don't see him, or anyone around him, letting this slip by. His Papa Joe would have paid of his mom right at that time. Never say never, but I don't think it's true.

    70. njdeb69 says – reply to this


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      this guys totally retarded!

    71. ddog says – reply to this


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      Re: cdd – lol.or they could lop off caroline's tit's since their going to cancerous in 5 years anyway,and get a dna sample from that….given her family history we'll be doing her a favor

    72. Cat says – reply to this


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      He might be a publicity seeker. However, the way those Kennedy boys liked to cat around, it's entirely possible that he is telling the truth!

    73. Cat says – reply to this


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      Re: cdd – Do you have sand in your vagina? Dang….

    74. alex says – reply to this


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      I don't want Kennedy money either! He's my Dad too…

    75. chill says – reply to this


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      holy are we totally neagtive Perez do you think that everyone is just out for money. They guy is probably a lawyer or something and makes his own money. He also live in Canada with a canadian wife he probably wants a normal life. So chill and take another view of the situation.

    76. diahann says – reply to this


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      anybody else think he bears a striking resemblance to JFK?

    77. Heather says – reply to this


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      Wether its true or not…..he probably didnt say anything until now cause he knew everyone would be saying this kinda shit. And maybe he just didnt want to deal with. I'm actually inclined to believe him. He vaguely resembles JFK, and Im sure he wasnt exactly faithful to his wife. So you never know. Thats all Im sayin.

    78. mcsinclair says – reply to this


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      Why not? This man's mother was from Texas and knew many political figures (she was a close friend of LB Johnson's family) in the 50s and 60s. Also, Judith Campbell (one of JFK's mistresses) admitted to getting pregnant with JFK's child during their relationship. When told of this, he said if she wanted to keep the child: 'it could be arranged'. She didn't and had an abortion. Of course she was unmarried and also deeply involved with the mob and was afraid this could all blow up in her face.

    79. Jimmy Hoffa says – reply to this


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      That's rediculous!

    80. caroleann says – reply to this


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      Let Pres Kennedy RIP!! This guy is disrespectful of an American hero!

    81. Lee-Anne says – reply to this


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      Well I'm from BC and the news from here is apparently he wasnt the one who sparked these rumors… it was someone else who let Vanity Fair know that he was possibly his son..

      Although I am not shocked that you don't have your facts straight anyways!

    82. OkWhat! says – reply to this


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      I kinda hope this is true.

      not just that he is Canadian eh!

    83. Ticia says – reply to this


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      I don't know!, He kinda looks like JFK

    84. Ike says – reply to this


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      In all seriousness-JFK was known to love the ladies so its no shock he may have fathered a child. The guy kind of looks like him. DNA tests should prove one way or the other and if the Kennedy's are reluctant to participate, than they must not want to acknowledge the possibilty. It took Jefferson's famly 200 years to admit what everyone always knew. We may have to wait a few years.

    85. Where's yer DNA dude? says – reply to this


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      He sure looks like a Kennedy.

    86. Where's yer DNA dude? says – reply to this


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      Re: Ike – Good point Ike

    87. karyn says – reply to this


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      hey it's hard to argue with against this`guy when he looks so much like him?

    88. AlexSimone says – reply to this


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      He doesn't look like a kennedy…All them fuckers look alike and he doesn't resemble them at all!

    89. sally says – reply to this


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      Who cares about JFK's "other" kids. Have we forgotten how JFK betrayed the Cuban people during the Bay of Pigs causing the death of a lot of Cubans??? Oh please, JFK who????

    90. Lizz says – reply to this


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      I don't know p-man. Vanity Fair is working the story?? That surely lends SOME credence to it. And we know that JFK had no problems sperminating the bitches. He also kind of looks like JFK.

      Who knows… or, more imporantly… who cares?

    91. SaoirseM says – reply to this


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      Usually I'd be inclined to agree but the Vanity Fair thing rings a few bells. They have damn fine investigative journalists and if they've spent 18 months on this that could mean something! Alternatively they could be doing a story on freak show attention seekers - I hope that the case, after EVERYTHING Caroline Kennedy has been through a long lost brother would be terrible!

    92. meme says – reply to this


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      It's real easy to disprove. Just compare his DNA to Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg's DNA. Its totally possible though. JFK was a man whore.

    93. J Dub-ya says – reply to this


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      He may not be John's kid but he may be another Kennedy member's kid.. he does have that stoic look about him, eh?

    94. NJEC says – reply to this


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      He does look like JFK! There may be some truth to it!

    95. ROSIE-O says – reply to this


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      I gotta say, he kinda looks like him.

    96. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      I DON'T KNOW……THE KENNEDYS HAVE BIG LIBIDOS….TEE HEE…MAYBE I'M A KENNEDY…IF I WERE STRAIGHT I'D HAVE BABIES EVERYWHERE….BUT I THINK THIS GUY'S A WHORE WHO SHOULD BE SUED. THEY'VE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH. STILL CAN'T GET OVER UNCLE TED NOT HAVING HILL'S BACK! COLD!!!

    97. rando says – reply to this


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      becaue everyone is not Cuban Perez….they do not suck other people's blood. He looks exactly like him….what would you know…u cursed Billary…but hey that is a good thing

    98. uno says – reply to this


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      he has a resemblence to the kennedy's. JFK was a womanizer, in that era it was kept under wraps. Our media today exploits anybody and everybody….there is no "off limit" targets. In JFK's time, it would have been a disgrace to have the type of tabloid shit we have today. And wives often turned their heads. Who knows? it could very possibly be true! Ever read a 1950's high school home economics book??? it's quite funny but would explain alot as to why this guy has "waited".

    99. lin says – reply to this


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      Re: Cecily – i was gonna make the same point . . .and also, that play is about pretending to be someone you're not in order to get away with things considered socially taboo . . . ie. jack pretends to be ernest in town so that he can do things he can't in the country . . . of course the play is about many things, but it is pretty coincidental that this guy has the same name as someone in a play about pretending to be people you aren't. . .

    100. lori says – reply to this


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      I saw an interview with one of JFK's friends once where the guy called him "the original bareback rider". He also had like permanent STDs cause he kept getting reinfected with the same things over and over and over again (thats a fact- they released his medical records a few years ago).
      The only surprising thing about this is that there haven't been more of his kids coming forward before now.

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