Even Better Than A Razzie

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Paris Hilton's new movie, The Hottie & The Nottie, has been rated the worst film of all time by users of the Internet Movie Database!

The "comedy" - which bombed at the box office - takes the top spot from the 2004 film Zombie Nation.

Coming soon…

Paris Hilton in Repo: The Genetic Opera.

For real!

    Posted: Feb 14, 2008 at 7:13 am / Email this  »

    115 comments to “Even Better Than A Razzie”

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    1. rachel says – reply to this


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      first :D xx

    2. Bec says – reply to this


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      7

    3. Bec says – reply to this


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      woo 2nd

    4. d of oz says – reply to this


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      loser

    5. AAAAVVVV says – reply to this


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      Wow she's a dumb person, she needs to get a real job!! fake b**ch

    6. RUBY says – reply to this


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      WOOT. 4TH BEECHES!

    7. RUBY says – reply to this


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      8th

    8. maleja says – reply to this


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      im not going to say "first" that for stupid people, like paris, i think if this film would have another starring, it wouldnt be soo bad, but 99,9% the people hates paris, so its bombs, poor the others actors like christine lakin, i loved her in step by step, but paris 4 min fame are over, thank god!! now is the barron hilton era, with duis and sex videos!! go away paris!

    9. Carol says – reply to this


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      We cant expect good things coming fron her..

    10. camille says – reply to this


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      well wat do u expect

    11. KateMJ says – reply to this


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      so NOT surprised

    12. Josie says – reply to this


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      Eh, more than likely I'll end up watching this on demand when nothing else is good.

    13. Josie says – reply to this


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      Eh, more than likely I'll end up watching this on demand when nothing else is good.

    14. PS says – reply to this


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      that other chick is from step by step

    15. Stacey says – reply to this


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      why so people keep getting her to do films!?! she soooo cant act!

    16. {♥{krazihottk/b/grl/{♥}{Hill will zave uz}♥} says – reply to this


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    17. Stacey says – reply to this


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      *do even lol!

    18. Kawika says – reply to this


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      Can you spell BUST ???
      She couldn't act if she had to.
      The only person famous for doing NOTHING..
      What a SKANK….

    19. Icegirl says – reply to this


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      Did anyone really think this "movie" would be any good???? Just the name of it is horrible.

    20. Paris Wilpon says – reply to this


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      The Hottie and the Nottie is my generation's Citizen Kane. What memorable performances, dialog, and an overall cinematic experience.

    21. tina says – reply to this


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      It would have made money if Hilton had played the nottie, but Paris is too stupid and vain.

    22. KARMA IS A BITCH, BITCH! says – reply to this


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      Dear Parisite-
      In the firecrotch video, remember how you kept saying "WHOSE MOVIE BOMBED!?!" over and over again?? What goes around comes around. Do everyone a favor and stop making horrible music/movies, and go dance on a table somewhere.

    23. sammy says – reply to this


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      I knew it!!!!!!

    24. E Web says – reply to this


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      It "grossed" $25K over the weekend. $25 FREEKIN' K! Luke Perry could open bigger.

    25. Whatever says – reply to this


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      This is what you have to say about Paris' movie. Really?
      Really, after all the crap you gave Simpson and Alba, I'm can't believe it.
      You have been rather tame on Barron as well.
      Do the Hiltons' own this site? or you? or just your balls?

    26. abercr says – reply to this


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      it loooks stupid& why is she playing the hottie?!shes not pretty…… the other girl is wayy prettier in real life

    27. LOL says – reply to this


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      OMFG that's just about the funniest thing ever :P .

    28. maud says – reply to this


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      she got what she deserved…. sje's not an actress, unless if all atresses r piece of shit?!!!!

    29. JD says – reply to this


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      Compared to the slut, the girl on the right is the hottie.

    30. jasmine says – reply to this


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      oh em gee. I honestly thought that movie poster was a photoshopped spoof someone did. No wonder it got worst movie ever!

    31. mike says – reply to this


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      was there ever any doubt?

    32. Becky * says – reply to this


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      Paris loves herself soo much.
      She is a NO talented slutbag, who needs to quietly fade away.
      No one cares about her so she tries to make no good films to make herself popular. What a filthy whore.

    33. Caitlin says – reply to this


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      looking at this movie poster makes me want to go vomit up my breakfast and go tanning

    34. Chatty says – reply to this


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      did anyone think it WAS going to do good? Also, paris does not even look that good next to the 'nottie" ! That's just plain sad

    35. Sus says – reply to this


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      And she will make a grand red carpet appearance at the Razzie Awards, you can count on it!

    36. bob the builder says – reply to this


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      Perez I am actually gaining a tiny tiny tiny little bit of respect for you. Two years ago you would have never posted anything "negative" about your boss Paris. You are slowly coming along.

    37. WowPerez says – reply to this


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      The name, the poster, and Paris are complete give aways to the quality of this movie. There is more to women looks. Well at least no one saw it.

    38. karen says – reply to this


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      yet another shit film hits our eyeballs…. Yeah the poster for this film is really gonna help young girls out there with image problems. Makes me sick , I'm not into violence but Paris makes me soooo mad. She also looks like her hoochie stinks.

    39. Scott says – reply to this


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      Yea Hottie and the Nottie looked horrible, but REPO actually looks awesome. It's gonna be the next Rocky Horror!!!

    40. hismattjesty says – reply to this


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      Oh, like this is supposed to be some huge surprise???? Get real people, she's no actress……………..she's barely a passable human being.

    41. blablabla says – reply to this


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      WHAT?????
      .
      How come none of LiLo's fillms have been mentioned in the article???
      .
      Look at the bright side Paris…
      …now people will PAY to see HOW bad you are!!

    42. hahaha says – reply to this


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      According to a reviewer on rotten tomatoes.com fools gold was actually worse that this!

    43. jenbunny says – reply to this


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      good god! i've got a mental problem that causes me to look at imdb.com all the time, and no movie has ever been rated below 1.3 on a scale of 1 to 10. "the hottie and the nottie" is currently a 1.2! worse than battlefield earth! worse than santa with muscles! worse than leonard part 6! worse than phat girlz! even better, i just looked it up and that movie has made a grand total of 31 thousand dollars at the box office. i could've videoed my brother and his friends skateboarding and gotten a better response! this is the biggest bomb ever. sorry, paris, you suck!

    44. jenbunny says – reply to this


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      also, what about that poor bastard, joel moore? he was actually good in shanghai kiss. what the hell is he doing in this abortion? paris ruins yet another career!

    45. I don't believe it says – reply to this


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      HOLD ON! TO BE FAIR, NO ONE HAS SEEN IT! Neg comments are just haters who never saw it. I watched 4 TV movie reviews last weekend. Yes they said it was terrible BUT one reviewer said it was NOT as bad as he expected. Another said they used Paris to best affect, with one line screens. The other said, anyone involved in the film should not be in the movie business down to the grips. There are worse movies than this I am sure.

    46. The Kitty In The Tittys says – reply to this


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      Film was not successful only at cinemas, but on DVD it will be possible more less in TOP - it now intrigues with that, that it is the one of silliest film ever…
      - Couse -
      Some people look all successively,-and I think that this film ,is not so bad
      Some wiil have interest to buy these DVD to see Paris,
      Some To express on how much it senseless …
      Some will role up a joint and will simply loudly laugh… :D

    47. sarah says – reply to this


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      people. let us not forget GIGLI, the real worst film ever made.

    48. jacquie says – reply to this


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      Not trying to be cruel, but doesn't the "nottie" look a bit like Nicky Hilton on a bad day?

    49. MJ says – reply to this


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      i can't wait to see that upcoming movie repo the genetic opera.i dont care if paris is in it.it's still a great movie

    50. Ryan says – reply to this


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      I'd like to thank my fellow Americans by showing Hollywood that even though we love reading about what a whore Paris Hilton is, we don't respect her or like her. Paris has nothing in common with the American people, she is living an already privileged and unidentifiable life that 99.8% of Americans simply can't relate to and she hasn't earned the respect of millions of moviegoers. She is famous for being rich and being on a video screwing another person that Americans don't care about either. I couldn't give two craps about her, I don't care if everyone says she is nice and down to earth, my first impression of her is seeing her primp in a mirror and eat some guys wiener, and as we all know, first impressions are very important.

      I just want her to go away and then reappear in 60 years under a "Where are they now" column looking haggard and old.

    51. jenbunny says – reply to this


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      in response to #49 as a follow-up to my above comments, i'd also like to point out that "the hottie and the nottie" is currently ranked as 1.2, lower than gigli at 2.3 and is also placing ahead of who's you're caddy, from justin to kelly, ghoulies iv, and glitter. it's the biggest suckfest of all time. paris is superlame to everyone!

    52. jenbunny says – reply to this


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      to clarify, by ahead, i meant behind, and by paris, i meant stupid spoiled whore.

    53. houskat says – reply to this


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      Paris,go back to porn,it suits you well. :)

    54. Bring Sheena Easton back! says – reply to this


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      I am so relieved to see that we, as a culure, are wisening-up. We are rejecting the garbage that Hollywood throws out there, expecting people to buy, buy, buy b/c they put someone "famous" in it. First up: "I Know Who Killed Me". Bomb. Next up: Britney's "Blackout". Flop. Third: "Blonde Ambition": Dud. And finally "The Hottie and the Nottie". Disaster. Hollywood take note: get rid of these untalented, self-centered whores and bring back real talent!

    55. Brooke says – reply to this


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      I still need to go see Repo! The Genetic Opera anyways for Sarah Brightman! It just sucks that Paris Hilton is in it… But if I do see it, that'll be the first movie I see Paris Hilton in. I'm so proud that I lasted this long!

    56. Christina says – reply to this


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      LOL…. She is untalented and such a spoiled asshole! Why oh why are they continuing to suck up to this tramp's ass? I mean, it is not like she is getting all her grandpa's money or anything! LMAO

    57. Brooke says – reply to this


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      Re: Bring Sheena Easton back! – a

      But Britney's album "Blackout" wasn't a bomb in the US. And it actually is a really really good album which surprised me. Don't knock it before you hear it…

    58. jessica says – reply to this


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      This CANT be worse than blonde ambition…. that movie should go down for worst movie EVER

    59. the slutty and the rotty says – reply to this


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      Hey, Paris has actually 2 eyes open on the poster. How ingenious photoshop has become. If only they would have photoshopped her whole face off…

    60. bill abong says – reply to this


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      Re: {♥{krazihottk/b/grl/{♥}{Hill will zave uz}♥}

      You are a moron. Do us a favor and go suck on a tailpipe. It would save this world from one less asshole like yourself. Plus, your mommy hates you.

    61. Laury says – reply to this


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      And yet you keep supporting her and everything she does.

    62. Kev says – reply to this


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      Not fair, most of the people rating it have NOT seen the film!

    63. i hate your fashion says – reply to this


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      She's going to start looking like a catcher's mit any day now anyway.
      She's too old for all this clubbing crap. Now she just looks pathetic.

    64. lance says – reply to this


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      if people haven't gone to see it, how can they rate it?

    65. Lauren says – reply to this


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      The Ebert & Roeper show said the film was "the cinematic equivalent to water boarding." OUCH!

    66. rebecca says – reply to this


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      shes not a very good actress she shud stick to jus being famous for noting haha

    67. VOTE HUCKABEE says – reply to this


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      VOTE HUCKABEE TO SECURE OUR BORDERS!!! OBAMA AND HILLARY CANNOT WIN!

    68. Janet says – reply to this


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      Hardly newsworthy. She's 27, can't sing, can't act, her perfume sells at 60% discount–soon to be offloaded at the Dollar Store. Here sister Nicky is simply not right in the head, and now her young bro is in trouble. WHAT A GREAT FAMILLY

    69. Zombii Lou says – reply to this


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      Oh good heavens!! I didn't know anyone else had had the misfortune of seeing Zombie Nation!!!!!! It's SO bad i insisted my friends watched it to fully understand how awful it was. I can't believe it is distributed by Blockbuster… it's almost as unbelievable as your revelation that The Hottie and The Nottie is WORSE than ZN!!

    70. Carl says – reply to this


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      Paris has managed to go from attractive to a complete turn-off for men.

    71. MARC says – reply to this


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      COME ON PEOPLE DON'T HATE, AFTER ALL SHE DID HAVE ONE OK RELEASE, ONE NIGHT IN PARIS, HMM THINKING ABOUT IT BOTH MOVIES FEATURED UGLY CO-STARS, MAYBE IF THEY PUT A STRAP ON DILDO ON THE NOTTIE PARIS' ACTING WOULD BE AS GOOD AS HER MOST FAMOUS RELEASE :-D

    72. Chesley says – reply to this


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      Then obviously the people that voted did not see Lindsay Lohan's "I Know Who Killed Me," which is THE worst film I've ever seen and will never get that 2 hours of my life back….I watched it the other day just out of curiousity and it was putrid.

    73. bach says – reply to this


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      Why am I not surprised?

    74. Hahah says – reply to this


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      AHAHA, ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN HER AND FAT GREASY BEAR WHERE MAKING FUN OF LINDSAY'S MOVIE BOMBING? KARMA IS A BITCH, ISN'T IT? WHEN PARIS' LAST STRING OF MOVIES HAVE BEEN STRAIGHT TO DVD AND HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE FLOPPED WORSE THAN HIROSHIMA, HAHHA.

    75. azprincess says – reply to this


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      HA!HA!HA! Absolutely no talent whatsoever! 15 minutes of fame are up!!

    76. haha says – reply to this


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      wait.. isn't that just what Paris looks like on the inside?

    77. TaG says – reply to this


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      *
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      PARIS HILTON IS THE JOKE OF HOLLYWOOD. BUT THE SAD PART IS SHE THINKS SHES NOT.
      *
      *

    78. steppie Jean says – reply to this


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      Re: maleja – hey dumb ass ….you did say first!

    79. nathalie (google ron paul!) says – reply to this


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      well its because people already know, if paris is in it, its not going to be a good movie…they should have switched..im thinking it would tke a lot less work to make the other girl pretty and paris ugly.. and honestly, why wont this girl get a real job?? since when does being rich make u talented??

    80. JoJessica says – reply to this


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      OMG !! I'm totaly FIRST!! I never thought this would happen to me but, I JOJessica am FIRST and on my fav Hilton too!!!! Yay!!! today is my day! !@!
      oh yeah, I saw the movie and it was rank.

    81. Jessy-T-bay-girl says – reply to this


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      I love when this IDIOT tries to have a career in film….the only kind of movie she can make is when you stick a cock in her mouth!! Other than that , this limp eyed bird face cum bucket is good for nothing!

    82. ALICJA says – reply to this


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      WOW A BUNCH OF COMPUTER NERDS ARE JEALOUS !!!!!
      WHO WOULD`VE EVER GUESSED !?!?
      LOVES PARIS SHE`S LEGIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    83. Erica says – reply to this


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      Repo! looks amazing! Cannot wait.

    84. Jenn says – reply to this


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      It looks REALLY STUPID

    85. Ebert says – reply to this


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      I didnt realize this was actually in theaters. Does this mean Jessica Simpson DOES have a chance at acting?

    86. Ugh! says – reply to this


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      PARIS HILTON IS NOT AT ALL HOT!

    87. melinda says – reply to this


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      This movie deserved to bomb. Anything with Paris Hilton in it is a recipe for disaster.

    88. mtcutie says – reply to this


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      I was an extra in Repo… it's worse then you can even imagine. Straight to video I swear.

    89. Londoner says – reply to this


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      WA-HEY :)

    90. agentquill says – reply to this


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      Paris Hilton is NOT HOT. Stick body and a FUGLY face. Gross gross gross.

    91. donnekha says – reply to this


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      Hi bitch

    92. Someone Paris would probably call a "lazy mexican" says – reply to this


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      The funny thing is that they made the ACUTALLY hot chick look like Quasimodo and Paris is still a disgusting skank. Definitely NOT a "hottie". I swear I get itchy every time I see an image of her.

    93. Lily Hudson says – reply to this


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      Thats what Paris gets for laughing at Lindsay Lohan's "bomb" along side Greasy Jerk, Brandon Davis. I'm telling all my friends not to watch that movie. Paris Sucks, she's an over sexed slut. TRASH and should just give up NOW! No one care for her anymore. her 15 minutes are OVER! and her classless mother wants to sell perfume? Why doesn't she focus on raising decent children who dont drink and drive or have sex on tape or do drugs! Her mother is a whore too…

    94. trouble says – reply to this


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      haha, as to be expected. so, what's next? probably a country album - like jessica.

    95. diddycrett says – reply to this


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      she cant act.she cant sing.she cant do shiz.why is she famous again?for her somewhat manly looks?and that huge droope nose?
      why again?

    96. Cat says – reply to this


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      To #46 I don't Believe It;

      Well, your should. Those two, luke-warm comments you managed to find were the ONLY positive comments out of dozens and dozens of reviews. 98% of the reviews were simply scathing. As for seeing this "film", the trailer is enough to turn anyone off. Why pay money to be tortured for 90 minutes?

    97. Lesley says – reply to this


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      Should of went straight to DVD like her sex tape would of done better!!!
      Whatever that opera one is…..again straight to DVD!!!!

    98. beauty_w_brains says – reply to this


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      I feel sorry for all the other people who are in the movie. I'm pretty sure not one of them will be putting THIS one on their resumé. How embarrassing for them!
      I really wish Paris would just get really really drunk and take a fast drive down Mulholland…..seriously.

    99. paris rules...not! says – reply to this


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      When are they going to stop putting that talking, moronic, mannequin in movies? the only movie she should star in are porno's, and even then only if she has no lines.

    100. Devin says – reply to this


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      Repo's gonna have Anthony Stewart Head in it though!!! It'll rock SOLELY from his presence. :)

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