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1. LEAHMERTZ says – reply to this
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   love you too!!

2. First says – reply to this
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   First!

3. funky munky says – reply to this
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   WOW!!! YOU'RE REALLY SHORT!!!!!!!!!! HAVE YOU LOST WEIGHT?? NO, DIDN'T THINK SO.

4. Tottenhamtotty says – reply to this
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   Blimey, she's smiling!

5. STASIA says – reply to this
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   eww she's so gross

6. Shelley says – reply to this
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   You look adorable Perezzzz!! Happy V-Day!

7. rach says – reply to this
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   adorable

8. Tessy says – reply to this
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   2nd!!!!!!!!
   Happy Valentines Day!

9. ykk says – reply to this
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   SAVE HER !

10. Miss R says – reply to this
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    Welcome to London Perezzers! Would love to meet you. You are amazing!!!!!
    xxxx

11. Ryan says – reply to this
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    Perez you have lost weight

12. VICTORIA NYC says – reply to this
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    & WE FUCKIN LUV YOU BIOTCH!

13. who cares??? says – reply to this
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    first……o yea by the way nice hair douche bag

14. wewe says – reply to this
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    she is thin wow

15. San Francisco says – reply to this
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    AWWWWWWWWWWw We love you too, Perez!!! Happy Valentine's Day future VH1 KING!!! MUAHHHH!!!

16. lala says – reply to this
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    You lucky dog… I mean about H&M not Kelly Osborne…
    and you are on our time now Have fun in London!

17. ninja says – reply to this
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    1st

18. Rhiann bbz says – reply to this
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    Yay, glad you visited us in the UK!

    Sorry its such shit weather though.
    In fact,come to think of it, its pretty much always shit here.

    xx

19. john says – reply to this
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    perez what are u wearing you douche bag?!

    …youre a disgrace to the notion that gay men are fashionable

20. VICTORIA NYC says – reply to this
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    PEREZ LONDON SUX NASTY FORESKIN! COME BACK TO NYC! WE MISS U ALREADY!…LIKE PEANUT BUTTER & JELLY…LIKE JEWS & EVERYTHING BAGELS …LIKE BRITTNEY & CRACK PIPES!!!! WE FUCKIN MISS U!
    LOVE ON VALENTINES DAY FROM NYC! MUAH! MUAH!!!!!!!!

21. perezfat says – reply to this
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    FAT SHIT PEREZ!

22. San Francisco says – reply to this
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    Perez, L-O-V-E the T-shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kelly looks great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

23. Mario's left moob says – reply to this
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    Mario, you look like a chubby troll doll with moobs!

24. diva deluxe says – reply to this
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    I love you perez where in london are you lets meet

25. DOGsh!tTACO says – reply to this
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    it looks like you ate britney!!!!.. you look like a tye dyed painted pig!

26. San Francisco says – reply to this
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    Are those tattoos of Skull & Crossbones on Kelly's Feet??? And she's soooo short. We love you Brit's anyway!!!! XXXOOO

27. Ms. Nyc says – reply to this
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    Happy Valentines Day Perez. I

28. Vanessa says – reply to this
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    ewww that bitch is still fat.

29. andrew says – reply to this
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    I need that t-shirt.

    Kelly Osbourne is gorgeous.

30. nipple hair says – reply to this
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    HOLLY EATS PECKINITO BABIES!!!!!!….SHE LIKE THEIR TENDER MEATS!!!!!WOOOO PUDDING TITS… I LIKE TO FUCKED WITH PUDDING!!!!!…..WOOO FUCK YEA… PEREZ HAS BOOBIES!!!!

31. WE LOVE & MISS YOU IN CALI says – reply to this
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    Yeah! Get your ass back to sunny California!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't let the Brit's have you for long. YOU'RE OURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We're getting jealous!!!!

32. NIPPLE HAIR says – reply to this
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    JESSICA MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF…. OH GAWD..

33. SMITTY says – reply to this
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    WELL SHAKE MY TITIES WITH APPLE SAUCE YOUR FAT PEREZ!

34. NIPPLE HAIR says – reply to this
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    PEREZ HILTONS FACE MAKES 2GIRLS1CUP LOOK LIKE A BED OF ROSE'S

35. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO BEST GAY IN THE WORLD! says – reply to this
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    Y'all can have Perez for a little while, but he's not yours, jolly Ole' En-ga-lund!
    PEREZCIOUS is OURS!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;);)

36. renee says – reply to this
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    kelly looks good

37. master patrick says – reply to this
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    u tooooooooooo*

38. NIPPLE HAIR says – reply to this
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    Re: SMITTY –
    OH GAWD.. SHAKE MY TITTYS WITH APPLE SAUCE… GOD BLESS YOU FOR THAT… MM APPLE SAUCE

39. Jasmine says – reply to this
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    Kelly's looking thin!

    Oh please Mario, go back to the black/purple hair!

40. I didn't become first :-( says – reply to this
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    Perez, how the fuck do you leave your house with fucking hair like that?

41. SoVintage says – reply to this
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    I love you too, Perez.

42. Katie says – reply to this
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    She looks like she lost some weight, and not because of drugs, she looks good and healthy! Cute pic

43. {♥{krazihottk/b/grl/{♥}{Hill will zave uz}♥} says – reply to this
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    [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ perez & kelly ===Happy V-day ♥♥]]]]]]]]]

    [[[[[[[[[ U both look zo damn good ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

    [[[[[[[[[ luv U ♥♥]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

44. Jessica says – reply to this
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    Happy Valentine's day to you two!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

45. Lassy says – reply to this
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    These pants don't fit you at all!

46. me says – reply to this
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    loves u too perezelle

47. Michael says – reply to this
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    Happy valentines day! Cute picccy, love the britney shirt.

48. sdfsdfsfsf says – reply to this
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    skinny minny? this girl is still just fat and always will be

49. c says – reply to this
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    PEREZ I love you, too, but why are your pants like a foot too long for you? I'm sorry but those jeans make you look ridiculously awkward. They don't seem to fit right about your hips at all. Is that the wash that gets dark toward your feet or you got soaked in a bunch of puddles? Maybe if they were the right length for you that wouldn't happen. I really like to hear your opinion on fashion, but this makes me question your judgment seriously. Well, everyone has off days. You should donate those jeans to the salvation army or something.
    Anyway, your hair looks great and the shirt is cool of course. Something I've been wondering: will you ever take on a protege? You know, like a blogging apprentice. Someone should get to learn from you ’cause you are really creating an empire for yourself here.

50. valerie says – reply to this
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    LOVE YOU PEREZ. DONT LISTEN TO ALL THESE OTHER PEOPLE… THEY ARE ALL ON THEIR PERIOD. HAH!

51. Bored says – reply to this
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    Perez, Your on vacation until the 23rd. You just threw us a bone for something to talk about, are you going to be updating?
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    Happy V day anyway!

52. DJ Rotten Robbie says – reply to this
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    did you wet your pants cuz you were so excited?

53. Johanna says – reply to this
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    love you too!

54. Becky * says – reply to this
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    If people don't like Perez, why bother coming on here? Why bother commenting.

    I would love to meet you Perez i think you are great.
    Much love.

55. Safiyah says – reply to this
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    Human version of Homer Simpson .

56. Ricky Rules! says – reply to this
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    Make fun of Ricky Martin all you want. But at least he isn't a squat overstuffed fool with moobies.

57. globalshort says – reply to this
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    gee, can Perez get any more shameless self-promotion on one post?

58. Earth to Becky says – reply to this
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    Re: Becky * –

    For the same reason that people visit celeb sites and read gossip rags? For the same reason that Mario makes fun of celebs? For the same reason traffic slows down to look at traffic accidents? etc. etc. etc.

59. polkadotsam says – reply to this
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    aw…that is a cute pic! happy VDay!!!!!!!!

60. moneluv says – reply to this
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    ok, there is this thing called the "sun" that rises EVERY morning.. both of you need to invest in it. wow!

61. MCEFA says – reply to this
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    my save britney tshirt arrived the other day it was a big hit with everyone thanks perez!! xxxxx

62. NoName says – reply to this
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    Kelly needs to learn how to pose for the camera.
    Her legs look like she just pee'd her pants and dosen't want to step in it.

63. Juan says – reply to this
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    Perez, You're in LONDON! You dress up for functions there.

64. MegSchmeg says – reply to this
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    I walked by… wondered what the big deal was - who was in there.

    And, not only that - I'm a Canadian in the UK for my reading week - weird. Super cool knowing I was within metres of you!!

65. Edgar Winter says – reply to this
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    Who the heck is that albino posing with Perez?

66. skim says – reply to this
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    I LOVE HER!!!!

67. lawdy lawdy says – reply to this
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    I usually love kelly but this look is hideous for her! Bitch needs some sun STAT!

68. jess says – reply to this
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    like they need a store in regent street omg u take a 5 steps either direction and u get 2 H&MS

69. and.what.now says – reply to this
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    omgg..is that her new bf…wtf..why is he so fat eww. he has 3 dubble chins!! hahah well that girl really has no taste in clothes or men! eww

70. Cecilia says – reply to this
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    Happy valentine's day 4 u too kisses from an Uruguayan in Spain (who ckecks u every single day)

71. sacit says – reply to this
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    perez looks soo disgusting. For some reason perez was always a girl. it is worst, it is not He, it is not She. It is IT!!!

    My ass would look prettier than perez with make up on.

72. cindy says – reply to this
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    Perez you look wonderful! Did you lose weight? You look so slim in the pic…

    Happy Valentines Day love!

73. Gigi says – reply to this
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    Kelly looks so cute!

74. CD says – reply to this
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    Have fun Perez! Don't piss Kelly O off, she'll beat you with that purse. I would be really bummed, seriously love that purse. Happy V-Day P Nasty. We heart u!!

75. gigi says – reply to this
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    what a hysterical pic… naturally funny! loooooooovvvvvveeee it!

76. THE BOB says – reply to this
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    What a tub of lard

77. Stephers says – reply to this
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    wow the two of you look fantastic these days! Keep up the good work!

78. patates says – reply to this
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    Kelly looks smokin'. Hem your pants. The rule is that they should be a break at the top of your shoe. And, pull your shirt down. It looks like you got it stuck in the back of your pants when you went to the loo. I know you can afford to take your clothes to a tailor. Do it. And if you need someone to teach a big girl like you how to dress. Call me. I have references.

79. HCK says – reply to this
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    No offense Perez, but Kelly should never have her picture taken without you–she looks positively tiny.

80. blablabla says – reply to this
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    Why is it that fat people's legs always splay out at the knees?

81. Mary says – reply to this