Her Face Does Not Move
Filed under: MadonnaMadonna was interviewed yesterday in Berlin about her new short film, Filth and Wisdom.
This video of her is so unintentionally hilarious, we LOVE it!
1) Her face is frozen, just like her song.
2) The British accent is back!
It's Madonna. She can still do no wrong.
Posted: February 14, 2008 at 7:19 am
All hail the Queen!
wooot
First, love ya Madge and Perez too!
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Haha. Hilarious!
yuck, madonna looks like a witch and she is a ho.
WHY DID YOU TAKE THE FIRST SPOT??? MUTHAFUCKA I'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT JUS TO BE 1ST!!!! YOU FUCKIN JERK!!!! I'M NOW FINDIN OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!:)
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British accent? If that's a British accent, I'm a yank!
FROZEN? HER FACE MOVES JUST FINE, HER MAKE UP IS FLAWLESS!!!! WE ALL SHOULD BE SO LUCKY, I'M SURE SHE HAS THE MOST FIERCE MAKE UP BAG IN THE WORLD. AND WHAT ACCENT? YOU WANNA TALK ACCENT WHAT'S UP WITH TINA TURNER FAKING A SWEEDISH ONE, THAT'S FUCKING STRANGE!
She's lived here in London full time for 15 years - why wouldn't she speak with an English accent. Her Yank accent was never that strong in the first place - only when she was taking the piss.
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I hate Madonna - she's crap! And she is old…….
she looks weird the way she's sitting in that chair. it doesnt look like she;s sitting, it looks like she's a midget or something
She is such a DORK!
doesnt she have a song called FROZEN?!?!?!
What utter verbal diarrhoea. Speaking the Queen's English doesn't equate to a higher IQ. Fake frozen-faced wench.
LOVE HER
HAHAHA
She definitely had some work done.
she looks like faye dunaway on downers playing a pseudo-intelligent character in a bad british film
It doens't sound like a British accent to me. More like slightly influenced by British accent around her.
Well, I actually think that the video isn't that hilarious.
You should stop being so superficial and not focus on the looks only. I agree that her face doesn't look natural at all, but it's a familiiar look. All the actors and actresses look like that. It's a pity.
Apart from that I think she has a quite interesting point of view. Maybe a little bit to metaphorical but nevertheless interesting.
I especially liked the philosophical aspect "One can't reach enlightment if he hadn't gone through a period of dark"
It's nothing new, but it's good to remember.
Happy Valentine's Day everybody!
She’s still got it! LOVE HER!!!
she almost sounds australian now with the mix of brit and yank
Her face is moving normally, she just look a little bit nervous…this kind of comments are ridiculous because she looks great and you know it
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I like what she said.
British?
Surely English is the more accurate description and even so there are many different accents
filth in wisdom sounds like a cheeky film
I was listening to the interview and thinking "wow she actually sounds like she has depth and her insight is so right on. Perez is such a snark for only focusing on the superficial…" and then she made the comment "…the Midwest where there is no culture…"
That is such a dimwitted, ditortated ignorant statement… and teh superficiality of it glares — she deserves every superficial assessment she gets. And she does look like she's had wax poured on her face and sounds like a pretentious ass with that quasi-London aire.
bring back madonna's right eye!!!
She does not have a british accent at all! She does have certain influences that could be associated to a NON US STANDARD ACCENT, but she does not have/ sound british!
I can tell you, because I am british! he does sound more refined… and hey! We invented the language so we should be able to let you know what a British accent sounds like! Right?
No, trust me , thats not a British accent!
she used to be cool, now she SUCKS!! She is saying that in her movie she liked the fact that you "cannot judge people"… look at how she looks when the interviewer talks!! She is such a bitch!!! And suddenly she has cheekbones…. and no wrinkles….. what's going on here…
lol! She sounds just like Britney Spears!!
27th! She looks beautiful. Cheek implants or just collagen? HMMM
i want her new music now.
33rd! She looks beautiful. Cheek implants or just collagen? HMMM
WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE FACE. EVERY WOMAN WOULD KILL TO LOOK LIKE THIS B4 HITTING 50. AND THEY R LYING IF THEY SAY THEY WOULDN'T.
4MTSTW IS GOIN' ROCK IN APRIL, CANNOT WAIT. I'M GAGGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE TALKING SHIT AGAIN PEREZ. HER FACE DOES MOVE. HER EYEBROWS AND LIPS ARE VERY ANIMATED. HER BROW ESPECIALLY WOULD NOT BE MOVING OR CREASING THE WAY IT DOES IF SHE HAD SEVERE INVASIVE SURGERY. HER AMERICAN ACCENT IS STILL THERE. YES THERE ARE HINTS OF AN ENGLISH ACCENT BUT THAT IS TO BE EXPECTED IF ONE LIVES IN THE UK WITH A BRITISH HUSBAND! BORING INTERVIEW. MADONNA IS STILL THE QUEEN OF EVERYTHING THOUGH. BRING ON THE MUSIC! 4 MINUTES TO SAVE THE WORLD! BY THE WAY PEREZ YOUR MOTHER IS A DIRTY FAT MEXICAN PROSTITUTE! HAHA!
Wow Madonna is looking stunningly gorgeous. I really don't think it's plastic surgery she would have to take weeks of recovery and we see pictures of her daily. I think it's just Botox, and i guess it does work.
she is such an EGOMANIAC!! she is now trying to muscle in on her husband's career and be a director. she is making him look like a fool. she is taking over!! no wonder they have marriage problems. she loves attention!!
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madonna looks better now the she did before
She'll always be hot no matter what!
She still looks sooo young and beautiful. So glad she has more of a UK accent than a vulgar ignorant US accent. They all sound like peasants not worthy of the Queen's English. Love Madonna. She is the queen of Culture! xxxxx
CAN'T WAIT FOR THE ALBUM MADONNA
She looks like Cher meets Nicole Kidman… WRONG WRONG WRONG! Love her dearly - But SHE LOOKS CRAZY!
There she goes again trying to be someone she's not. When is she going to grow up? I wish she would stay in England and never come back. I never waste a penny on that hack!
Fair enough this is funny becuase of her frozen face but don't make fun of her accent! I am an American who is living in Ireland (have been here for the past three and a half years) and I must point out that it is difficult not to pick up an accent. I unintentially have an accent when I say certain things all of the time even when I am visting Amerca.
Well when you go to Europe you must choose between becoming somewhat European yourself or just remaining American. The pressure is on to become European and if you remain American they will snub you. It's not nice, but that's the way it is, especially in England, and most especially in Germany. In England you had better adopt their ways and speech patterns a little, and in a German television interview you had better put your sense of humor on hold and be as sober and substantive as you can be. Madonna is obviously trying to do this, but it's possible to get the impression that she'd like to bust out and talk some jive and crack some jokes. Wonder how many good jokes she thought of during the interview but put a chokehold on them and kept her face as straight as the Brandenburg Gate.
What is up with her upper lip. What have they done to her? Too much cosmetic ruins the soul…
Michigan has no culture??? Go fuck yourself, Hag!
At least her eyebrows go up and down!
Oh Madonna, where to begin, so much to say about this 6 minutes i just spent on watching this clip, here goes….
1. She looks great even if she is "enhanced". you sort of have to appreciate that she knows shes Madonna and is trying to look awesome for her adoring public. Its hard for me to knock her on the surgery/botox whatever cuz it turned out good.
2. The accent cracks me up. I mean its a lovely accent and shes worked very hard at transforming herself into a credible artist who sounds like she has class and breeding but it is sort of funny when u remember nasaly michegan/new york accent madonna that we grew up with.
3. Should we commend her for the transformation and new accent etc or be weirded out that its a little creepy and indicitive of mental illness? I'm on the fence about this stuff but love her anyway.
4. I love watching her act so prim and cultured and taking herself so seriously now that shes 50 with children, I mean these pop tarts should grow up and she has done wonderfully but its kind of funny too. Hello this is the chick who made the sex book and made that movie with the tiger where she spoke awful.
5. Shes had the same hair for 10 years it seems. I would like to see her go dark and match her adorable daughter.
she looks great… but she seems not confortable there…
The most old-fashion thing is someone else saying bullshits from others based on "age"… M is turning 50, and looks better than the majority of celebrities in theirs 20's that we see here!
of course, she goes for collagen and ALOT of botox (implants.. I don t think so)
Fuck you Perez ! Shes fabulous !!!!
I MEAN Just because your FAT FACE giggles doesnt mean everyones faces are frozen !
besides i wanna see you when ur 50 ! oh ooops you will never be that age cause someones gonna shoot you 1st Or u gonna die from AIDS
That's NOT a British accent.
My daughter much like Madonnas' Lourdes is a beautiful young dark complected girl with a slight mustache and wild heavy unibrow. This isnt a joke so be serious, I want advice.
At 8-12 years old when they look like this but havent come to you asking for help yet, what do you do? I dont want to point it out and suggest she let me pluck or wax it and make her self conscience because she is indeed beautiful. For some reason God made her hairy like Lourdes. What do you do as a mother? I know the day will come when kids will point it out and make fun, do i try to head that off and bring it up to her and fix it or do I let her beautiful face go the way it is and wait to see if she ever asks me to help her?
Bloody 'ell! What happened to her voice?! Madonna has to be the most schizoid person on the planet. What - did someone buy her a subscription to the 'Persona of the Month" club?!? At least Britney can claim mental illness - that's excusable. But, for heaven's sake, this woman is in her freakin' late 40's - when is she ever going to grow up and stop acting like someone she's not. Methinks this is a person with deep-seated feelings of inadequacy - despite her voiceferous protestations to the contrary. Stop trying to talk like you studied at Cambridge - Madonna. Nobodies buyin' it.
IT'S NOT A SHORT FILM!!!!
IT'S 1 HOUR 21 MINUTES LONG!!!!!
Why are you talking about a short film? It´s feature length and I saw the premiere yesterday and have to say that "Filth & Wisdom" is surprisingly good. Great music and great laughs!
BITCH IS CRAZY. CAN'T FUCKIN STAND HER. PLEASE RETIRE YOU OLD HAG!!! YOU BLOW!!!
Stick with the Metamucil, not the metaphysical you aging slut! When did Madonnho become so enlightened? Her "Sex" book was something she didn't want to do but had to to become enlightened. What a fake beotch with her fake accent. lmao
What an old, pretentious whore!
She should just shut the F%& up and sing
Her new cheeks are huge
I want to know who her doctor is! She obviously has Botox and Fillers (Cheeks especially) and great skincare. And I don't know how old her daughter(Lourdes) is but she needs to introduce that kid to brow grooming. To the lady above who asked. Yes, Wax the middle of brows and bleach the moustache. If she had nasty hairy pits you wouldn't let her out with a tank top on. She already knows, she has a mirror. Don't let some bully at school tease her first.
That's not a British accent. My family just sailed the boat over here (okay, plane) and some of us still have a n. accent but most of us don't. If you ever talk to someone with a PhD in Literature or something similar they almost sound like they have an accent, but it's just the way other Americans hear it. She is just speaking properly. Nobody in any part of GB would sound like that.
I do like Madonna, but the fake accent! She is sooo full of herself! I just can't stomach her sometimes.
this is really fascinating from a cultural point of view. i don't know if madge's face is frozen, since she's notorious for having supreme control over her mannerisms and expressiveness. also, she's either lived in britain or had a british ideation for most of her life, so i wish people would get off her case about that. i laughed real hard at someone's post on here that she has subscribed to the "persona of the month club". that's so true, but that's how she's stayed interesting for decades. no one's ever had a pop career like her. no one. ever. she will always persevere.
Madge is the best!!!!!
… the facelift (at least the lower half of her face) and myriad of other procedures she's had done. The woman's lower jaw is all that moves and that, my friends, is a sign of skin pulled tight. Oh, and she's still as self-concious, self-important, and self-aggrandizing as ever. Very annoying.
what a pretentious fucking twat. She's a freakin' ho from Detroit.
Now she sounds like the queen of England.
go away, old lady.
seen her last night from very close and she definitely does not look or move liek a 50 year old…
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FILTH AND WISDOM is NOT a short film! it's 81 minutes long an fun!
reminds me a bit of faye dunaway in mommie dearest, sans any emotion
Thats NOT a British accent.
Something tells me if she were all wrinkled you would tell her to get some work done
Women in entertainment cant win
At least she is in shape…I doubt that you will make it to be 40 you FAT FUCK
WOW - this just DOES NOT sound like the nasal NewYorker idiot Madonna we're used to. Wonder if that was the fake one or this is the fake one???
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GREAT interview — I hear her movie has some promise (apparently much better than her husband's continual bombs)
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AND THAT ACCENT — the accent, the vocal inflections, the pacing of her words, and even finishing phrases with "Yes" sounds SO MUCH like Natascha McElHone in SOLARIS
She sounds Canadian to me!
she looks great. it would be wise not to pursue a course of plastic surgery far into the future however as i think she is beautiful enough to age gracefully and she should allow herself to do so before morphing into a joan rivers clone. that said, she ought not to take herself too seriously. it's a good little film with a very commendable message. but it is not high art. she teeters on sounding quite pretentious here. but she may have been nervous. or tired.
yes…frozen…but she looks great! sorry to say, her "natural beauty" such as it was when she was young, was hard and destined for ugly old age. see "a league of their own" and see the woman they got to play an old madonna at the end…this is where she was headed…ugly old hag face….now she looks like a statue…a smooth, marble staute…but better than where she was headed!
and as far as the accent…people with "musical ears" pick up inflections and accent easily. she's married to a brit…lives in london…cut her some slack, for heaven's sake!
i've never been a huge fan, but i think she's to be admired for the great career she's carved out for herself with not a great talent, but great drive and single mindedness. you go girl!
I'm so sick of this old hag with her botoxed face trying to shove her shit music and dopey books down our throat.
Why does she act like she so above us all. "Dark times?" "cultured"? Oh yes ma-donna, you see all, know all, GOD to be you. I mean to have books and art and music. WOW, How will the rest of us make it?? SHE?? Needs to shut the fuck up. Many, many people are out there doing all these things to better improve others (as well as hers) life! She thinks every time she takes a dump its a new enlightening moment for the world. Hey boring OLD woman, heres a thought, instead of taking a trip to another country to Learn how people are really living stay here in the U.S. and visit some towns (without media) and dont go looking for a big pat on the back when you do.
about the "accent". here is the thing. if someone from england moves to the states and lives there for twenty years or so, they start to lose their english "accent" and sound more "american" when they speak. it is viewed as normal. but when an american moves to england, and the same process occurs, they are viewed as pretending to be cultured. it is normal to begin to sound the people all around you where you spend almost all of your time. not only that, her husband and children have english "accents". she doesn't live in michigan or new york. it would be harder to maintain an american "accent" in her milieu than to begin to sound like the people who live with her and around her. it is simply normal.
Perez: That's not Madonna, it's Farrah Fawcett from Charlie's Angels. The hair, the make-up..it's all FARRAH!!
I love Madonna, now—don't get me wrong!—but that accent is fucking absurd! And her face is all manner of plasticized. Yesterday I said I thought she'd just gotten Botox but now it's starting to look to me like she's got something else going on. Do her cheeks look plumper than usual?
um, yeah she's definitely had work done, but how many in hollywood, especially those her age haven't, and that is definitely not an english accent, just an american one that has picked up the occasional english pronunciations, hardly suprising for somebody thats lived in england for over a decade and is married to an english husband, theres no fake about it its just her accent
Sure, it's NOT totally British BUT you can tell she's put on an accent. There are so many people American go to live in England and never pick up the accent. It would be so phony. BUT I expect this from Madonna. It's really like her to want to be accepted as a cultured, refined, "artist" after breaking into the business with a SLUTTY image, and then years of sex, controversy, That's how she made it BIG. After a while she wanted to be taken seriously, so she cleaned up after her daughter's birth, tried to be an actress, let's people know she doesn't watch TV, writes books, on and on, and now the accent to top everything off.
She's successful no doubt. BUT she doesn't seem down-to-earth as she did once upon a time. She's become phony to me.
Whatever. She'll be alright…LOL!!!
If I was interviewing her I would mention that I once whacked off to her nekkid "artistic" photographs. Actually I prob wouldn't because her leather face might crack due to signs of the slightest emotion. Guess that also rules out mentioning her banging the worm back in the 90's.
Anyway she is a thrid rate singer who's time past her by 20 years ago. She lives on her old glory and the general rubes of society are in awe of her which is quite obvious from all the gee whiz comments. Yes she is making some poverty awareness film which is great but don't you hink she should have given back and used her star power before it became trendy?
Re: peb – I can see your point to a degree. I was born in Iowa, grew up in Germany, then moved to North Carolina for college when I was 18 and now have a pretty solid southern accent. Most of my friends and coworkers are southerners. But Madonna was a grown-ass woman when she moved to the UK. I think it's a little odd that she'd spend so much time with a—Midwestern?—American accent and then suddenly Brit out on everyone. If she was younger when she'd moved, I would understand a little more. But this is pretty corny, especially since so much of her career depends on what she sounds like. She should have a keener sense of that than most folks (see?: southern!). I declare!
i like her but the fake british accent needs to go ..and her face looks like it hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She's totally pretentious.
BUT when she says that she didn't have CULTURE in the mid-west that was derogatory statement and an insult to people in the mid-west. ANYWHERE you stand on this planet there is a culture. She should look up the meaning of CULTURE.
If she said something like she was interested in learning about other cultures other than the one she new/grew up with then that's different.
But to say, which is what she is saying, that there is NO culture in the midwest or that MID-West is not a culture, then she's being a SNOB.
Like I said, she's pretentious SNOB…who really is insecure.
Re: scandinavia – Nor is it American.
i will never understand why pepole say it is a british accent. She is just speaking properly. www.hollyviola.ws make me some money
She reminds me of Faye Dunaway from Mommy Dearest. Her daughter is gonna grow up and rebel.
Sweet Jesus, that woman is as exciting an interview as a cardboard box. Also, it's really sad about her face. She looks like a trout.
I just had a pleasant dream last night that I met Madonna. Then this morning I visit your site Perez to find you have posted a wonderful video clip of her speaking some pearls of wisdom. Thank you Perez and thank you Madonna…….both of you are fabulous in my book hands down! That's my DeGaGa!
Hate to say this, but she has had more than Botox. She's had work on her eyes (remember the brusing pics) and also on her cheeks. Whoever did it did a great job…very subtle. You can't really tell in still pictures, but you can tell when she talks in video. I think she picks up the accent from spending so much time in Britian and because of her husband. Too bad the "all American" girl has nothing to do with America anymore. I hope she can't vote!
I dont get why people say Madonna has a British accent. She doesnt…she just pronounces her words. Thats what happens when you leave America, you learn to speak with proper diction.
So, Britney is crazy for having a fake british accent and Madonna isn't???