Life In Prison
Now this is smart!
While he's rotting in jail, Lane Garrison is trying to drum up some publicity.
He can't be forgotten!
The former Prison Break actor, whose drunk driving car crash resulted in the death of a teenager, wrote this letter to Access Hollywood about his time behind bars.
He says:
“Greetings and Happy New Year to you and everyone at Access Hollywood from Donovan State Prison. Never did I think I would be saying the words ‘happy & prison’ in the same sentence and not be on a set. It’s pure irony coming from the show and now living the real deal. It’s surreal and mind-blowing to say the least.
Just this past Monday they let a group of inmates watch the season premiere of Prison Break. It felt like an out of body experience as I stood around a crowd of tattooed felons watching Michael Scofield try to escape … all of us longing to be free as well!
This has been the hardest year of my life. I hope people, young and old, are learning from my mistakes and what can happen when you drink and drive. I have much to say about the pain I’ve felt and seen inside of prison. It has been eye-opening and a harrowing experience.”
It has arrived!
BORING BUT FIRST! HEYY!!!! YEAH!!
First Bitches!
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tough shit!!
Barron Hilton obviously hasn't.. . him along with all these celeb twats..
DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE
1st! wow
FIRST!!
yeah, what a douche for trying to bring attention to his mistakes so others won't repeat them! (insert eye roll here.)
some one must of gotten fuxed in the butt!
That is such a shame. What a waste of talent and life. Goes to show dont drink and drive HILTONS
retarded
1st! Gross.
I bet it's been the hardest year of the victims family's lives as well.
that pain he feels in prison is called butt rape.
what a douche bag.
He's a douche.
Lame
Second
2nd–
how long is he in there??
HAH!
I'M SURE LANES ASSHOLE IS AS BIG AS A DONUT HOLE BY NOW!!!!!!!
Prison Bitch
second!
god… i almost feel bad for him..
Give the guy a break. At least he's sending a positive message. I commend him and sincerely believe he is regretful.
2nd?
Damn kid
woww 1st?
Sad…sounds wierdly happy coming from him though?
GOOD FOR HIM! I DON'T FIND HIS STATEMENT SELF SERVING IN ANY WAY. I THINK THAT HE IS GENUINE AND SINCERE IN HIS REMORSE OVER HIS MISTAKES. HE IS THE REAL DEAL AND WE OUGHT TO PRAISE HIM FOR BEING THE ONE CELEBRITY TO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT HOW HIS ACTIONS AFFECT OTHERS RATHER THAN HOW HIS CRIME WILL AFFECT HIS "STREET CRED".
Don't drink and drive and you won't end up in prison!
Don't drink and drive and you won't end up in prison!
FRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wowwza he has a nice cokk
at least he admits he's made mistakes. Hope he gets out soon
FIRST
first
firrrssssst
Somebody please forward this to Lindsay Lohan.
get a taxi when you're drunk. its expensive but lives cost more!
No one cares about him
hes an asshole.
He needs to get on with his life
Your candidate, the deeply untalented Hillary Clinton, essentially has no chance now to win the nomination. But since you would never be able to do the math on pledged delegates and probability analysis, I expect you will be living in dream-land until the truck hits you March 4, and she's out.
It's disgusting that a young person like yourself would be supporting one of the enablers–HILLARY Clinton– of 4000 deaths, and over 25,000 wounded in Iraq.
Well he shouldnt have any trouble finding a nice boyfriend in jail.
He's got a good look that ought to turn the guys on, unless of course he finds a plastic Chinese toy to melt on his head and wear as a new hairdo.
That would keep EVERYONE away!
man, give him a break. he's doin good by realizing what he has done and hoping that others may learn from his mistake. =)
He says it has been an eye opening experience. I am certain it has been ass opening experience too. By the time that boy gets out of prison, he will have no digestive track.
Hope he has poppers.
They watch "Prison Break" in prison? Hilarious. They should put cameras in there and film them as they try to escape.
I think Lane is setting us up for a tell all about life in the slammer
There will be lots of hot m2m sex
Soapy showers, sweaty big bubbas, gang rape, as well as some sweet sex /love thrown in
Maybe could have where he runs into Keifer in the shower room, and he drops the soap, only to spot Geraldo with a camera crew filming it all
ever thought maybe this came straight from the heart? i've known him since we were kids.
I know it hurts the first few times, but it will get better and you will start to like it and then nobody will want to do him anymore cuz he will be too large so they will just use his mouth
If the kid was wearing makeup and girls' clothing to school, a counselor should've stepped in immediately. How very sad. Of course, Perez wouldn't have found posted this if the kid had been straight. That's sad, too.
He's hot! I'll be his penpal!
Even tho this is a boring post, I don't feel one bit of remorse for this idiot. Murderer.
High ^5.. Well said.
how long is he in prison?
Glad he's in prison. Now if only they would do something with Barron & Paris…
Hey TG, is that what happens? Do you know this first hand or is that what happens to your girlfriends since we know most dudes prefer going in the back door with their girls. Give me a break ignoramus.
Oh and lane, he was drunk, the kid knew it so why did he get in the car with him, he wasn't kidnapped people. Lane's doing his time.
Screw this loser. He's only in for a short time but his victim and his/her family will be paying for this loser's lousy choices forever.
It's total b.s. saying he wants others to learn from his mistake. Why didn't he learn from the mistakes of other losers before him? What an arrogant prick!
pretty discusting that he is talking about how much of a hard time he is having in prison when he ended a young persons life. makes me sick, i hope he rots.
stay in there and rot murderer
Dear Lane -
How about before contacting the press about your "life" in prison, you issue a public apology to the family of that boy. Your letter shows no remorse and you come off really badly. I could give a s–t about life on the inside…what I do care about is being on the same road as someone like you. See You In 5 - Frankie
Geez..what is wrong with that? He made a huge mistake..and he's paying the price. Is there anyone you won't trash?
At least he took responsibility of his actions.
I can't help but I feel sorry for him.
It's Prison Yo
I bet he did feel pain when Bubba bent him over and deflowered that lilly white ass with his big mandingo! OyeVey!
He put this really well.. so well I almost felt for him.. Don't drink and drive though.
"The toughest year of my LIFE?" This stupid fucking asshole took EVERY year of someone else's FUCKING LIFE because he was too fucking DUMB and selfish to call a fucking cab or limo or whatever. HE MURDERED ANOTHER PERSON. MURDERED THEM. This fucking retard should be assraped every fucking DAY for the REST OF HIS LIFE for what he did. Fuck him and his bullshit sentence (and this PR bullshit). I really hope that someone kills his ass in prison. He actually deserves it.
DAMN HE IS FREAKIN HOT… U KNOW WHAT THEY SAY WHEN THEY GET OUT OF PRISON THEY ARE EITHER REALLY GAY OR REALLY HORNY!!!!! HOPEFULLY # 2!!!
awww i'm jealous.. All that great gay sex he's getting:)
Funny how he only mentions how tough prison is for him. He sais nothing about feeling guilty that he killed another person. He's an attention whore.
Brown-eye opening, perhaps?
i bet the family of the TEENAGER HE KILLED has a lot to say about their pain. What a jackass…Is trying to get any sympathy?? is anyone falling for his bullshit. perez dont wast space on your site with such a pathetic waste of flesh
IM GLAD HE REALIZES HE MADE A MISTAKE. MY BFF WAS KILLED BY A DRUNK DRIVER WHO WAS ALSO OUR FRIEND. ITS HARD FOR HER TO LIVE WITH. SHE REALIZES SHE WAS WRONG. ITS JUST SAD THAT IT TOOK LOSING A LIFE TO REALIZE ITS WRONG TO DRINK AND DRIVE!!!
Think of the pain the family is going thru to know that their loved one was killed by someone who could have choosen not to get behind the wheel, but did so any way. Your allowed to watch tv, their allowed to visit the grave site.
Are you serious? Poor baby is having a 'harrowing' experience in prison is probably sitting there with his fingers crossed, hoping that Access Hollywood will come and shoot a special of him and his 'traumatizing' time behind bars. I wonder how often the prick thinks about what the family of the teenager he killed is going through.
More proof that the "Law of Attraction" works whether you know it does or not.
Why are you all saying first or second???????
Many, I mean MANY of you have been considered under the influence while driving sometime in your life. Many of you may have even had DUI's before. This man I'm sure is sorry. And drinking and driving is a shame. But it's a bigger shame on the state and the country that they'd allow parking lots at bars, valet parking attendants at establishment where people obviously are going to drink.
In this nation so dependent on oil and cars how can we crack down so hard. Bars, clubs, the Super Bowl, Baseball games, all American past times that encourage drinking and driving.
America refuses to invest in trains, good public transportation and continues to raise license fees for Taxi Cab drivers which in turn raises rates for cabs.
Such a hypocritical country and issue in so many ways.
We imprison people for smoking crack much longer than cocaine which is a much more potent form of the drug and we've all heard of prohibition which just led to and eventual forced end because quick fixes and laws that punish people for being human and bills that old white men vote for without thinking never work.
Me! Me! Me! Nothing about the life that was truly wasted.
OH I'm sure he's okay…cute as he is, I'm certain some 6 foot 8 heavily tatooed badass has already claimed Lane as his bitch and is giving him total protection in exchange for nightly Dick visits to Lane's booty hole !
C'mon y'all. "Brown-eye opening, perhaps?" was FUNNY!
Re: FUCK THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!!! – Hey, I've got an idea- why don't you go and FUCK YOUR SELF!! It was MANSLAUGHTER NOT MURDER you retard, get an education. It could happen to one of you pathetic losers one day!!
This guy is totally sorry for his action, sure they were stupid but give him a break will u.
You know he's somebody's bitch every night when the lights go off.
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And a BUNGHOLE opening experience too!
"I have much to say about the pain I'VE felt and seen inside of prison. It has been eye-opening and a harrowing experience."
Because we know the family of that dead teen hasn't felt any pain, or saw any when they seen the their kid laying in a freakin' casket. Get your head outta your ass dude. Life isn't all about you. After reading that, I'm glad he's in jail, and I hate that show.
Wow. That's great. You can't beat that attitude. Sometimes happiness comes from losing your freedom. It's weird because lottery winners usually get screwed up whereas those who have done time aren't normally vindictive. Ahh, what do I know? I can't spell.
WHAT THE HELL, LEAVE THE BOY BE! LIKE DID THE BOY SAY
'I DESERVE TO BE UPSET, THE FAMILY HAS LOST NOTHING?'
LIKE HE HAS HIS LIFE, THEY HAVE THEIRS, HE'S FULLY SORRY, SO LEAVE HIM THE FUK ALONE!!!!.. .YOU'RE ALL SUCH DAMN HATERS, HE CLEARLY DROVE BECAUSE HE WAS D-R-U-N-K- fuckinnn idiottss
GET A LIFE. AND STOP HATIN ON OTHER PEOPLE. U THINK UR HATE IS REACHIN HIM? FAG
WHAT THE HELL, LEAVE THE BOY BE! LIKE DID THE BOY SAY
'I DESERVE TO BE UPSET, THE FAMILY HAS LOST NOTHING?'
LIKE HE HAS HIS LIFE, THEY HAVE THEIRS, HE'S FULLY SORRY, SO LEAVE HIM THE FUK ALONE!!!!.. .YOU'RE ALL SUCH DAMN HATERS, HE CLEARLY DROVE BECAUSE HE WAS D-R-U-N-K- fuckinnn idiottss
GET A LIFE. AND STOP HATIN ON OTHER PEOPLE. U THINK UR HATE IS REACHIN HIM? FAG
WHAT THE HELL, LEAVE THE BOY BE! LIKE DID THE BOY SAY
'I DESERVE TO BE UPSET, THE FAMILY HAS LOST NOTHING?'
LIKE HE HAS HIS LIFE, THEY HAVE THEIRS, HE'S FULLY SORRY, SO LEAVE HIM THE FUK ALONE!!!!.. .YOU'RE ALL SUCH DAMN HATERS, HE CLEARLY DROVE BECAUSE HE WAS D-R-U-N-K- fuckinnn idiottss
GET A LIFE. AND STOP HATIN ON OTHER PEOPLE. U THINK UR HATE IS REACHIN HIM? FAG
WHAT THE HELL, LEAVE THE BOY BE! LIKE DID THE BOY SAY
'I DESERVE TO BE UPSET, THE FAMILY HAS LOST NOTHING?'
LIKE HE HAS HIS LIFE, THEY HAVE THEIRS, HE'S FULLY SORRY, SO LEAVE HIM THE FUK ALONE!!!!.. .YOU'RE ALL SUCH DAMN HATERS, HE CLEARLY DROVE BECAUSE HE WAS D-R-U-N-K- fuckinnn idiottss
GET A LIFE. AND STOP HATIN ON OTHER PEOPLE. U THINK UR HATE IS REACHIN HIM? FAG
WHAT THE HELL, LEAVE THE BOY BE! LIKE DID THE BOY SAY
'I DESERVE TO BE UPSET, THE FAMILY HAS LOST NOTHING?'
LIKE HE HAS HIS LIFE, THEY HAVE THEIRS, HE'S FULLY SORRY, SO LEAVE HIM THE FUK ALONE!!!!.. .YOU'RE ALL SUCH DAMN HATERS, HE CLEARLY DROVE BECAUSE HE WAS D-R-U-N-K- fuckinnn idiottss
GET A LIFE. AND STOP HATIN ON OTHER PEOPLE. U THINK UR HATE IS REACHIN HIM? FAG
WHAT THE HELL, LEAVE THE BOY BE! LIKE DID THE BOY SAY
'I DESERVE TO BE UPSET, THE FAMILY HAS LOST NOTHING?'
LIKE HE HAS HIS LIFE, THEY HAVE THEIRS, HE'S FULLY SORRY, SO LEAVE HIM THE FUK ALONE!!!!.. .YOU'RE ALL SUCH DAMN HATERS, HE CLEARLY DROVE BECAUSE HE WAS D-R-U-N-K- fuckinnn idiottss
GET A LIFE. AND STOP HATIN ON OTHER PEOPLE. U THINK UR HATE IS REACHIN HIM? FAG
WHAT THE HELL, LEAVE THE BOY BE! LIKE DID THE BOY SAY
'I DESERVE TO BE UPSET, THE FAMILY HAS LOST NOTHING?'
LIKE HE HAS HIS LIFE, THEY HAVE THEIRS, HE'S FULLY SORRY, SO LEAVE HIM THE FUK ALONE!!!!.. .YOU'RE ALL SUCH DAMN HATERS, HE CLEARLY DROVE BECAUSE HE WAS D-R-U-N-K- fuckinnn idiottss
GET A LIFE. AND STOP HATIN ON OTHER PEOPLE. U THINK UR HATE IS REACHIN HIM? FAG
WHAT THE HELL, LEAVE THE BOY BE! LIKE DID THE BOY SAY
'I DESERVE TO BE UPSET, THE FAMILY HAS LOST NOTHING?'
LIKE HE HAS HIS LIFE, THEY HAVE THEIRS, HE'S FULLY SORRY, SO LEAVE HIM THE FUK ALONE!!!!.. .YOU'RE ALL SUCH DAMN HATERS, HE CLEARLY DROVE BECAUSE HE WAS D-R-U-N-K- fuckinnn idiottss
GET A LIFE. AND STOP HATIN ON OTHER PEOPLE. U THINK UR HATE IS REACHIN HIM? FAG
I thought that was Scott Peterson at first.. both creepy though
Re: I SEE IDIOTS!!!!! –
"Give him a BREAK?" Who the FUCK are you KIDDING???!
Just because some hollywood judge decides to take a little extra cash to call a fucking MURDER: "manslaughter", doesn't mean that some preachy TWAT like yourself can justify it by pretending it has anything to do with intelligence… Perhaps it is just the perspective of one sad star-struck fucking fool who has no idea what it is like to LOSE SOMEONE to a drug-addled idiot fucking TV hack waste-of-human-life who has NO FUCKING RIGHT WHATSOEVER TO FUCKING LIVE AT THIS POINT!!! Fuck you and your fucking context you cocksucking SIMP!!! This motherfucker deserves to DIE IN PRISON. If his big (overly due) assraped exit is branded by "manslaughter" or "MURDER" it really doesn't matter to me. As long as he is GONE.
Re: ?? –
I'm sorry, could you REPEAT THAT?
I like how he mentions that the felons are "tattooed". THat must be SOOOOOOOO tough for you to SEE you little MURDERING crybaby bitch… The tabloids should offer $1 mil to any con who can off this fuck ASAP! Just to spare us his fucking INSDIE STORY or the fucking LIFETIME move starring himself (where he magically manages to not get assraped though his entire prison stay)- would be worth PLENTY!!!! FUCK HIM FOREVER!!!!
Please this whole Garrison Clan are Scumbags..
The father beat the shit out of the mother. Lane was Drunk. The little Sister looks like a Coke addict. There All wanna be's.
He never was or will be.
Let someone Go kill his little sister Amelia Garrison. you think he would be so nice then?
The dam boy was only 17. He's a low life who calls Joe simpson Daddy. Now come on. People who call joe simpson daddy i mean this guy practutally whored out his girls.. saying i love jesses boobs.
Sick sick man.
Lane you deserve every Minute.
Re: FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, YOU – CAN YOU NOT READ?
Re: FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, YOU – CAN YOU NOT READ?