Spanking Your Front Bottom

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There's been no rain in London since we got here on Wednesday.

We're having the best time ever! We hope you had a lovely Valentine's day, and if it was shit….

The weekend is upon us!

We're DJing tonight and going to see Billy Elliot tomorrow, so it should be a fun few days.

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Posted: Feb 15, 2008 at 10:08 am / Email this »

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64 comments to “Spanking Your Front Bottom”

aery says – reply to this

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uayhsgdfWEG
michael says – reply to this

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that cute chunky guy in the third picture from the top seriously needs to marry me.
Poop says – reply to this

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first niggasssssss!!!!
LoliT@_HonDuRaS says – reply to this

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You cracked me up with the title!!
ArmPitt™ says – reply to this

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Gosh Perez!!! People say they love you and you draw crap on their faces??!!??
Why don't you just go spit on them like AL would you ungreatful DOUCHEBAG!!!
You need to remember that it's your FANS WHO KEEP YOUR FATASS, FAT!!!!
notgood says – reply to this

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That hair color doesn't flatter you at all Perez. The combination of your pasty skin, yellowish brown facial hair and that yucky pink hair looks bad. Makes me kind of nauseous actually. Look at yourself, yuck!
devilfunk says – reply to this

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Perez, you got a pretty big ego, for a fat, homely, homo!!
camden caner says – reply to this

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I THOUGHT THIS WEBSITE WAS ABOUT CELEBRITY'S. PEREZ LOVE, NO-ONE IS INTERESTED IN YOU OR WHAT YOUR TRYING TO FLOG. JUST GIVE ME THE LATEST NEWS, LOSE SOME WEIGHT AND CUT YOUR SKANKY HAIR
WTF??? says – reply to this

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WHAT'S UP WITH THE FUGGLY CREW? WHERE ARE THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE AT??? IS THAT FIRST ONE THE GUY FROM MAD TV??
Meve says – reply to this

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My god I've got to get one of those t-shirts!Well my last name IS perez ,so thank guys for your support!
auds says – reply to this

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charlie bartlett is on your ad list FUCKING YESSS! anton yelchin and tyler hilton are such heartthrobs.
Lucas says – reply to this

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Spanish Town Mardi Gras!! Hey Baton Rouge!
Cedeste says – reply to this

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H aha I love the Spanish Town Float!!! Thats great! Baton Rouge Loves Perez!

xoxo Cedeste
wendy says – reply to this

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hey perez,
i heard billy elliot is fab-u. when i went to london, i saw wicked….i don't know if you've seen that yet, but it's the most wonderful musical ever known to man…and it's really CHEAP to see in london!!!
Gretchen says – reply to this

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the girl with the team perez shirt is bitchin'. Thanks for posting our pic P! We'll be sending more st. patty's day with our green team perez shirts and shamrocks. love you!
Kristen says – reply to this

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Re: The Warden –
Have you noticed that your dumbass is wasting your pathetic time on this site? If you hate him so much, if you disagree with him so much, then why the hell are you even on here. Usually when I disagree with someone or something, or I highly dislkike someone or something, I stay away from it.
Talk about a loser with self-esteem problem.
Good Job Fucktard!!!!
Much love to you Perez!!!
I'll be honest ... says – reply to this

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… anyone buying his tee's are idiots. Don't they realize that they're making this ugly, fat, mean-spirited, gossip-hound idiot rich
–and that he's laughing all the way to the bank? Talk about over-extending his 15-minutes of fame. Isn't it time to boycott this moron?
Julia says – reply to this

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Oh Perez, I saw Billy Elliot in May last year and it was sooo amazing! I'm sure you're gonna love it! I go to London twice a year because I've got some family over there in the UK and London is an amazing city.
Enjoy your stay in London!
xoxo
Julia
Fizzle says – reply to this

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Awww. You're the best Perez - my day wouldn't be complete if I didn't check your fabulous blog!

I'm a London girl myself - and am SO glad to hear you're lovin it!
I'll be checking out Annie MAc's show on Sunday!

x
raquel says – reply to this

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Perez,
We LOVE you, don't listen to them. They are whores!
BR says – reply to this

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Yay for Spanish Town!!! Baton Rouge does LUV Perez!!!!!!!!!
Carl says – reply to this

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That girl in the pink shirt has nice tits.
Mark Holmes says – reply to this

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You all are pathetic losers to be taking the time to take and post these pics. GET A LIFE!!!!
GAB says – reply to this

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YEAAHHH AMANDAAAA I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!! 2nd from top, SOOO HOTTT!!!
Coco says – reply to this

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isn't that ashli from real world sydney in last pic?
isn't that ashli from real world sydney in last pic?
Coco says – reply to this

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isn't that ashli from real world sydney in last pic?
sam-n-ella says – reply to this

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gag me.
wolfie says – reply to this

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I love it how gay people always say "having the best time EVER!"
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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——————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————– i luv fat chicks
glamo says – reply to this

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BUNCH OF UGLY RETARDS, WHY DO THESE PEOPLE EVEN WANT THEIR FACES ON THIS SITE?
Beebs says – reply to this

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Come on Perez - come join the Mardi Gras fun next year in Baton Rouge. The Spanish Town Mardi Gras Parade rocks and who better to rock it that you Perez … just look @ that float - B.R. already LOVES you! Throw me something Perez!
sarah says – reply to this

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i saw billy elliot last weekend-soo good. the little boy will make you want to cry, i know i did xxx
kristyb says – reply to this

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Wasn't the couple in the nurses pic on Candace Olsen's design show on HGTV last night?
Celebrityvenom4sale says – reply to this

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As soon as I sell my site I'm buying one! Nice that you have a lot of variety in 'em.
Alex says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHA the fourth picture is a mini Perez.
*** says – reply to this

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Re: The Warden –
your right ….all those idiots spending their money on lame ass shit this fatass sells!!!!may be hes bitter because he lost to camel toe shar jackson funny shit!!!
Chelsea says – reply to this

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Will be seeing you at the Soho Revue bar tonight Perezous!
Osama Lufti says – reply to this

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Jihad!! Jihad!!!
Andrés Justiniano says – reply to this

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Bendito dejenlo quieto. Todos ustedes son unos estupidos que están celosos porque el a hecho ALGO de su vida. Dont listen to them Perez, they're just a bunch of cunts who dont have a life. Plus, why would they be posting comments if they did'nt really LOVE you?!?!

I LOVE PEREZ, AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT OTHERS SAY!

Love,
Andrés
dona says – reply to this

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lol! love how that nurse is wearing the save britney t-shirt under her nurse's outfit
WOOOW says – reply to this

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WOW, Some of you people are one word - CREEPY. Pathetic. What makes you think you can judge these people? Do you know anything about them? NO. Who do you think you are?? And if you have such a problem with Perez, Why the hell do you take the time out of your day to come to his site and write a paragraph about how much you hate him? Do you realize every time you visit his site he gets money! Stupid people. You are idiotic and I hope you get put in your place by someone in the REAL world.

Don't take the internet so fucking seriously.
This site is mainly for comedy… Perez is a GOOD person.
auntmidgee says – reply to this

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Loved the Spanish Town Mardi Gras parade and saw this float…Perez lives even in the conservative south!
Favi says – reply to this

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nurses love perez. they're all filipino HAHAHAHAHA
Erin says – reply to this

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YAY!!! SPANISH TOWN MARDI GRAS PARADE!!!!!! Baton Rouge totally loves Perez!!!!!
yahrr says – reply to this

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Re: WOOOW –
no perez is a BAD person, most people think that, and the others are just too dumb to realize
JEAUXANNA says – reply to this

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yay for spanish town! baton rouge hearts perez! GEAUX TIGERS!
Renee says – reply to this

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YAY FOR MY NURSING ROOMIES for getting on perez!!! you three look hottttttttt team perez all the way!
Crystal says – reply to this

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Hey Perez,
Where can I get one of those cute ass green t-shirts??? I want one PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!

Love ya, so jealous you are in London
Robert says – reply to this

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Baton Rouge, LA totally loves Perez!!! Spanish Town is definitely right up P-Nasty's alley. You GOTS to come down here and check it out next year!! You can throw a big shindig at Splash and grace bayouland with your perezence. Woot!
Jamie says – reply to this

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Where can you get the save Britney t-shirts?
copycat says – reply to this

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That mardi gras parade was wonderful!!! Even us in Louisiana love perez no matter how much he disses on brit
aaron says – reply to this

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i'm a nurse too! i love perez!
lovesit says – reply to this

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Okay, I LOVE perezhilton.com but since when has it become all about pictures of HIM with celebs or random nobodies. NO ONE CARES!!!!!!!!!!
Amy says – reply to this

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I love the 2 girls in the 4th pic down, Thats awesome way to represent DETROIT, there at the awesome bar in greektown Old Shillelagh!
RON says – reply to this

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the nurse in the purple shirt is HOOTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
Becky * says – reply to this

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Fuck off. If you don't like him don't fucking come on here then dickheads.
He IS a legend and you must give a fuck what he says or you wouldn't comment. As if he aint funny, well i think he is, he well makes me laugh. You know you love hearing all about celebs if you don't, go home.
Melody says – reply to this

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That's a great pic form the Spanish Town parade!! When the St. Patty's day parade rolls around you'll have to post more pics!! BR loves PEREZ!!
Enrique says – reply to this

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god you are such a HYprocrite Perez.. please get your own life… instead of all the celebrities you worship, then destroy, then worship..
enfin..
IAN says – reply to this

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SAVE BRITNEY!!!! I THINK SHE'S DOING GREAT … YAHOOOOOO
Dirty Little Rat says – reply to this

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P, you have become a necessary act in my daily routine. Thanks for making life so much more enjoyable! Thanks for posting our picture! Gretchen and I live for your sexy ass! keep it up!

XOXOXOXOXOXO
hehe says – reply to this

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hehe hehe
teachersforperez says – reply to this

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All the nurses are phillippino. That is sooooooooo typical. Not a racist, just an observer.
RUMER WILLIZ says – reply to this

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i can't believe some of these organizations are sponsoring… *voms*.. you..
that sends chills down my spine.
Tony says – reply to this

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Hey, that guy with the pink hair it's a like a good looking version of Perez..