They Need To Take Acting Classes

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Can they pretend like they really love each other????

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt brought along their favorite photo agency for a little Valentine's day photo shoot yesterday.

It was a "fairy tale day out" for The Hills stars.

Spencer showered her with red roses, chocolate dipped strawberries, Cristal champagne and a new pair of Jimmy Choo's.

The photo caption made sure to only refer to Heidi as "the new pop star."

Ha! Ha! Ha!

By the way, we love how in this video we made with her and Pratt, Montag says that she didn't care about the negative reaction to her new bikini clad music video. Yet, there she is on the cover of Us Weekly this week talking about how she cried herself to sleep because people didn't like the clip.

Lies, lies, lies. And Us Weekly knows it. Yet they still put them on their cover. And we're still talking about them.

We feel so dirty!

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

    Posted: Feb 15, 2008 at 8:21 am / Email this  »

    264 comments to “They Need To Take Acting Classes”

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    1. eeyore says – reply to this


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      first

    2. josh m says – reply to this


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      You should, they're nasty

    3. kiwi fruitarian says – reply to this


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      the typical trio. Flowers, Champagne, and … A photoshoot (AGAIN!)?

    4. grace says – reply to this


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      ew

    5. mia says – reply to this


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      3rd?

    6. Anna says – reply to this


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      MTV should just pull the plug on The Hills. It's just as pointless as Paradise Hotel.
      x.x

    7. lauren says – reply to this


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      dont give them more attention then they already have.

    8. Adrianna says – reply to this


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      Ha, those two annoy me. Perez, talk about Barack Obama or someone interesting like that, you're boring me!

    9. egg says – reply to this


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      freakin idiots

    10. RomeoX says – reply to this


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      Am I the only guy who thinks Spencer is totally hot? I'd be on my knees faster than he could unzip those pants!

      -Rx-

    11. ?!? says – reply to this


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      Yeah, Perez, why are you still talking about these losers?!?

    12. jane f says – reply to this


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      cunt!

    13. mia says – reply to this


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      i dare them to have a less media orientated relationship. seriously

    14. sick of them says – reply to this


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      Shit I really hate those two bastards.

    15. Daniee says – reply to this


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      I can't imagine having a photo-op for every fart I take! How shallow. :(

    16. sha says – reply to this


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      Umm maybe im old but, who the hell are these people?

    17. Snickers says – reply to this


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      BARF!!! Is there any kind of public event these two worthless douchebags WON'T pose for??

    18. Ha! says – reply to this


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      Beautiful scene…wasted on such ugly people, both inside & out urgh! Grow up Heidi you scum rat piece of shit & get some class!

    19. tu madre says – reply to this


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      she sucks

    20. tranny + wearwolf = barf says – reply to this


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      when are they gonna kill spencer off the show, losers

    21. Riley says – reply to this


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      They both look so uncomfortable being outside.

    22. eyrial says – reply to this


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      Why do I dislike them so much and yet, I still read every post you put up about them? They are like crack, I swear!

    23. Yeah...Right! says – reply to this


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      They are both media whores…they will do ANYTHING for publicity.

      Heidi is gonna end up working at a small diner doing media appearances at county fairs in the DEEP South while Spencer is gonna be divorced twice with three kids, 40 extra lbs and erectile dysfunction!

    24. mariah says – reply to this


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      Perez…PLEASE STOP POSTING STUFF ABOUT THESE PEOPLE..DONT FEED INTO IT!!!THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT EVEN INTERESTING ENOUGH TO HATE…EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT THEY ARE BOTH DESPERATE TO BE FAMOUS….JUST STOP PERPETCHUATING THE PRESS THAT THESE NON TALENT, HANGER-ONS SET UP FOR THEMSELVES….LETS GIVE THE ATTENTION TO REAL CELEBRITIES…WHAT EXACTLY DOES HEIDI MONTAG STAND FOR?SHE HAS WEALTHY PARENTS THAT SENT HER TO A GREAT HIGH SCHOOL AND BY THE HAND OF GOD, SHE GOT LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE FEATURED ON A REALITY SHOW? JUST STOP PEREZ, STOP!!!

    25. Douchy says – reply to this


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      Two big dumb ass douches whose 15 minutes of fame is almost over…. let's hope they fade into oblivion SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go to hell you two assholes!!

    26. km says – reply to this


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      PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP WRITING ABOUT THESE TWO IDIOTS

    27. Why says – reply to this


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      Why are you posting anything about these two douchenozzles anymore…talentless scum..stop posting about these two idiots…they make me sick..

    28. Reverend Ramona says – reply to this


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      That bottle's the biggest thing anyone's seen between his legs in a long time.

    29. Ali says – reply to this


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      I wish the media would stop giving them coverage, they are such dumb assholes. I hate people who are famous just for being famous. If they actually did something besides court media attention and release an atrocious pop song, maybe I would respect them, but no they are just two douches.

    30. Jenna says – reply to this


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      Gag me!! They are Hollywood's trashiest posers. Who really gives a shit about them? Don't waste quality space on your website for them! They aren't even attractive. Agreed with below … pull the hills and get back to good television!

    31. Franklin says – reply to this


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      I would rather drink bleach then see their stupid faces ever again. I am embarrased for them. MORE TEDDY!!!!!!!!!!

    32. Latifah says – reply to this


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      Losers.
      More news on important stuff, like the shooting.

    33. sef says – reply to this


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      ok the jimmy choos was the only good move on spencers behalf. i hate hate hate heidi. bad bad bad.

    34. lolli says – reply to this


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      Jesus, give it a break already. they cannot possibly think we the people, are that stupid. tHEY ARE TOO HYSTERICAL.

    35. cupid92 says – reply to this


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      Perez-I BEG you not to post on these two anymore. My stomach gets nauseous every time I see them. PLEASE

    36. Andie says – reply to this


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      Heidi is an adorable person, she was amazingly cute in the first season of The Hills, and she was a great friend to Lauren. Spencer's a controlling prick, and Lauren was/is a controlling whore and bitch, Heidi needs to get out of that entire scene.

      On a similar note, Lauren Conrad your clothing line sucks so hard

    37. girlfoo says – reply to this


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      Pratt by name Pratt by nature. He's like an a furry critter out of Star Wars, she just doesn't have any kind of spark to her at all, you seriously need to stop giving them time.

    38. vlaentine says – reply to this


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      i hate heidi. i used to like her but once she started going out with spencer everything went down hill for her and lauren and i feel bad for both of them.but i could care less about spencer

    39. Berry says – reply to this


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      She isn't pretty … really not pretty. But she is stereotypical of what Hollywood thinks is beautiful. She is blonde, big boobs (albeit fake), and dumb as a doorknob. I just have never seen either of them do anything that looked remotely REAL. I just don't get their hype.

    40. Shannon says – reply to this


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      These are the most pathetic reality "stars" in history, and they are a complete waste of time. Can we talk about something else???

    41. bakes says – reply to this


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      I am with you #16—who are these people anyway? She may want to be a pop star but she doesnt have the 'it'
      factor—she comes off as pathetic and desperate—

    42. Mlea says – reply to this


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      Perez - PLEASE do not encourage them - They're gross and need to go AWAY - stop promoting this intolerable behavior!

    43. Andie says – reply to this


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      Oh come on, there are million pop stars without the "it" factor , who make tons of money and get tons of publicity. Why pick on Heidi? She seems sweet, she's pretty, obviously The Hills has a fanbase. Heidi has more "it" than many other people who are famous..so why the hatred?
      Lauren Conrad lovers..or jealous?

    44. SHAINER says – reply to this


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      Wow. That's it. Can you get morning sickness from watching 2 dumbasses on a boat? I know I did.

    45. blablabla says – reply to this


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      Looks like he forgot the most important thing in the Valentine's package…
      .
      …the DILDO!!!
      .
      WHORE's too much in love with hereself to notice Spencer…
      …he'll be gone once he's had enough of the gratuitous sex and realizes that the money ain't gonna be big
      .
      Heidi hun,
      - going through the motions is no substitute for love
      just like going through the motions is not substitute for TALENT!!!

    46. colleen says – reply to this


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      stop feeding into this couple-let them fall into oblivion and we will all have our revenge!!!!!!

    47. john dixon says – reply to this


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      I really don't understand how anyone cares about these people. She is only marginally attractive and he is a nobody. There are so many more interesting and talented celebrities. The 15 minutes on these two should have been up long ago.

    48. marie says – reply to this


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      I wish they would just die.

    49. enough already says – reply to this


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      I know it's been overused… but I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

    50. Mary K says – reply to this


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      I always like Heidi and thought LC was overreacting alot. when I had a new Bf I wanted to spend as much time as possible with them too. It is a fun time but when the whole LC sex tape rumor came out I realized how much Spencer had control of Heidi because most girls would draw the line right there. I don't know if she had anything to do with it or not but you know for damn sure Spencer did. I still like Heidi and think she would be so much better if she left Spencer. I know most Hills fans liked Heidi before spencer came along I know I did so lose the jerk and maybe your fans will come back to you!!!!

    51. beth says – reply to this


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      These two are so annoying!! Chocolate strawberried and champagne - so cliche it makes me want to barf. If I dated someone that unoriginal I would kill myself. Her music is awful, too.

    52. beth says – reply to this


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      These two are so annoying!! Chocolate strawberried and champagne - so cliche it makes me want to barf. If I dated someone that unoriginal I would kill myself. Her music is awful, too.

    53. booyah says – reply to this


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      Perez;
      why did you do an interview with these two if you dislike them so much?
      you should feel dirty because you are a complete and utter moron who probably just wants a spot on The Hills yourself !
      ha.

    54. Andie says – reply to this


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      Leave Him Heidi! You are cute and fun on your own. A drag when you're with him, just leave him and go back to being cute old Heidi!
      I know you read these, so please, please don't be brought down by a controlling man.

      If you're one of those girls who need a man, go back to Jordan, he was nice to you and he never pulled the shit Spencer pulls…..

    55. kt. says – reply to this


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      I have to agree. Heidi was cool on her own, she came off as being very real on the show, especiallly when compared to Lauren. Or Audrina for that matter, poor girl can't even form full sentences!
      I say make a show about Heidi and her friends. It would be much more interesting than LC…who I heard was seen dyking out at Area

    56. cjm says – reply to this


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      Then don't print anything about them! They are not even actors-sorry reality show participants. It is amazing the people that get publicity. Maybe its because there are too many rags, paps and blogs?

    57. Brandio says – reply to this


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      Man she is hot though, I gotta say she looks outstanding in that music video.

    58. Skank#1 says – reply to this


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      They seem to want to touch each other as much as two teenage homophobic boys at the movie theatre.

    59. Such a Joke says – reply to this


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      These publicity whores are really something else. The harder they try, the public hates them more. Who does this? Everything to them is a photo op. I cried myself to sleep afer watching the "Pop Star's" video. I had to get medication from the doctor (valium, viks and oxcodone). I have been having nightmares about this large hands coming at me. If you haven't already guessed it….I was the fisherman on the rock. You never saw me throw myself of the rock, did ya?

    60. Heather says – reply to this


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      I don't know why…But I just love them, They always look so cute together!

    61. Jamie says – reply to this


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      UGH I am so sick of these two I could puke…Don't they get the fuckin hint that no one can stand them? Like this stupid photoshoot will make a difference!

    62. Kimmy Gibbler says – reply to this


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      I hope they're reading this. I'm sure they are. Heidi and Spencer, you two are the biggest tools on earth. We know you are only together because you're trying to get publicity. You are the biggest joke and everyone knows it. I think the only ones who don't know it are the two of you, who live in a completely diluted world where you think people actually give a shit about you. No one does, believe me. Just die already the two of you and go away. EVERYONE HATES YOU.

    63. Lara Croft Mac N' Cheese says – reply to this


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      She deserves to cry herself to sleep every night. Every single person who heard that god-awful song and watched the accompanying video cried themselves to sleep. Fucking terrible. Zero talent. Ugly as shit.

    64. red says – reply to this


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      I can't stand either one of these whores. I wish people would stop reporting on them so they will go away. They haven't done anything to deserve our attention. Also, her music video was embarrassing. No talent wannabe.

    65. SAK says – reply to this


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      I wonder how she likes being Spencer's BEARD!! No, he's not too GAY…

    66. Melanie says – reply to this


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      You should feel dirty Perez. I was kind of pissed that you would actually spend time with them and be nice to them.

    67. SAK says – reply to this


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      Re: kt. – WHAT FRIENDS??????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!

    68. 2snappy says – reply to this


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      BARF!!
      Let's hope they tumble into the ocean, never to be seen again!!!!

    69. val says – reply to this


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      Did you see on Us Weekly's website, they have a picture up that looks like the photographer was actually ON the boat. So staged! I can't stand them. I agree with the other posters…let's not talk about them anymore!

    70. starlet says – reply to this


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      I love Heidi and Spencer!! They are in love and seem to treat eachother well. Although I did hate the video, sometimes sex just dosn't sell Heidi. Why make a video to portray yourself like that? Young girls these days need to wake up and wipe the sperm from their foreheads!!!

    71. Sarah says – reply to this


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      So contrived, so pathetic, so LA.

      Who actually cares about this "girl from humble beginnings" as Heidi calls herself and a trust fund kid with nothing better to do than spend his family's money.

    72. kaylierose says – reply to this


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      how much plastic surgery has hedi gotten at this point?

      i feel like shes using botox and she's my age..

      wtf girl, chill out. you looked alright before.

    73. Cat says – reply to this


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      The whole champagne and chocolate-covered strawberries is SO cliche. This guy is such an incredible idiot if this is the only thing he can think of. Don't get me wrong, it's a sweet gesture, but this guy obviosly has NO imagination. Isn't their 15 minutes of fame over yet?????????????????

    74. LINDSAY says – reply to this


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      I WATCHED THE "HIGHER" VIDEO FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT AND THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE. THAT IS THE WORST ACTING AND THE WORST MUSIC VIDEO OF ALL TIME. I SUFFERED A STOMACH ACHE FROM LAUGHING SO HARD. MY FIRST REACTION: IS THIS A JOKE?

    75. shell says – reply to this


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      I hate them!! please stop posting stuff about them.. NOBODY CARES! thanks

    76. shell says – reply to this


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      and her face is looking a tad bit busted from all the botox or whatever this 21 year old is doing to herself

    77. STOP says – reply to this


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      PEREZ PLEASE STOP POSTING STORIES ABOUT THESE TWO..its disgusting how desperate they are for media attention and you are helping them achieve it!!!!!!!!! PLEASE STOP, THEY ARE PATHETIC AND DON'T DESERVE ANY OF OUR ATTENTION!!!!

    78. WTF says – reply to this


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      I wish these two fuckers would GO AWAY… WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THESE TWO DOUCHE BAGS ANYWAY? Perez, we love your work but for the love of GOD please stop giving these two media whores any attention. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

    79. Bugger says – reply to this


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      Yuk! What a putrid waste of a vagina; a humped-back, club-footed, lollipoop lickin' loser. If she is attractive, Quasimodo is a former Mr. Universe. what a full-of herrself baboon butt-ugly pathological liar. You scrawny-assed, anorexic African famine victim. Do you get a clearer idea of how pathetic you are, you minimum wage earning human equivalent of a bidet? I've seen wounds that were better dressed than you are. Do yourself and everyone else a favor: stop making music videos on a $4 budget. HOPE THIS HELPS.

    80. yuyu says – reply to this


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      SEEING THEM MAKES ME PUKE!
      FAKE FAKE

    81. kt says – reply to this


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      Heidi has tons of friends, their just not uses or fame whores like LC's friends. Anyway I just really think Heidi would make for good tv. At the very keast you have to admit that she's cooler than LC and Audrina. Although Whitney takes the cake for coolest.

    82. goodtobedurty says – reply to this


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      c'mon perezers it's good to be durty…more speidi durt

    83. sTAR says – reply to this


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      THEY ARE SOOOOO CORNY AND CHEESY AND GROSS. OMG THEY MAKE ME WANT TO VOMIT. DO THEY SERIOUSLY THINK WE BUY IT??????? I HOPE THEIR 15 MINUTES ARE UP SOON.

    84. caleb says – reply to this


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      Okay.
      I have to read this for my pop culture class and it's bitchen site. I love it and Perez you are my new addiction. But why can't there be more constructive comments on this web site…it seems to be dominated by crazy, racist Americans.
      Go Canada land. Also I love Heidi…she such a great character on the show.

    85. LC says – reply to this


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      TO bad the boat didnt sink, world would be so much better if troll face and his lap dog would go the hell on. Someone needs to knock spencer out like they did that metcalf kid.

      Wonder if Heidi gives good head? I bet she just lays there like a plastic fuck doll

    86. ds says – reply to this


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      PLEASE stop posting things on these lame douchebags. The sooner people stop caring, the sooner they'll be gone. The Hills and everyone associated with it needs to go away forever. They have no talent, they aren't even very attractive. If they were really crazy and entertaining, I'd get it….but they are boring to top it all off!

      NO MORE HILLS LOSERS ON PEREZ!!!

    87. Janet says – reply to this


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      They are not the only ones who need acting classes. Just wasted 88minutes of my life on JUMPER. God, what a mess of a movie. HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN AND RACHEL BILSON MAKE FOR THE MOST BORING NO CHEMISTRY COUPLE EVER.

    88. Megan says – reply to this


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      heidi and spencer are such losers… they are both jealous of laurens success…heidi would have never been on any TV shows without lauren…there soo lame

    89. LL says – reply to this


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      they need to go away

    90. eww says – reply to this


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      they are the two ugliest people on tv. heidi needs a chin job. she's fugger than spencer even.

    91. Vicki says – reply to this


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      Can someone get Spencer to do something about his ugly ass teeth? While we're at it can someone tell him that there are other footwear options besides sneakers? Thank you! lol

    92. these two, more hated than adna says – reply to this


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      just ignore,
      these two are totally useless and need to get day jobs out of the public eye.
      my eyes hurt and will bleed if subjected to any more pics .
      just say no.
      and yes, they should pull the plug on the hills .
      without lisa love there is no point !

    93. Steph says – reply to this


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      SERIOUSLY WHO GIVE A FLYIN FUCK! I WISH THESE TWO WOULD GET IN A CAR WRECK AND THEIR BRAINS WOULD SPILL OUT ALL OVER ONE ANOTHER! FUCKIN ENOUGH ALREADY!!

    94. these two, more hated than adnan says – reply to this


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      would rather see adnan in a bikini doing that stupid video on the beach than this loser and would rather hear paris sing, now that's saying something eh .

      these 2 need to go away .
      just go !

    95. ewww!! sick says – reply to this


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      IDIOTS! famous for nothing!!!!!

      can't heidi see that spencer just latched on?!

    96. kellllyyyyyyy says – reply to this


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      oh god somebody kill them both.

    97. megan says – reply to this


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      THERE SOOOO FRIKENNN FAKE OMG!!!!!!!!
      they say they dont care for attention - then they say they do care for attention.
      now there saying the whole thing was a joke and the video was fake!!!
      i hate spencer and heidi and her "singing" they need to like move away from everyone there like a friken sochial disease. you have to recongnize its there yet you want it to dissaperrr . screw them ;]

    98. KiKi says – reply to this


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      Disgusting. Pathetic. Losers. Did I mention PATHETIC???

    99. eve says – reply to this


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      who cares if they are attention whores obviously people watch.. (like every idiot here who comments) get over it. yeah the hills is scripted but their ratings are high and the kids careers are doing fairly well from it. so more power to them and uses their fame while it last. in a few years you wont remember them and well have a new generation of pointless kids

    100. Rosemary says – reply to this


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      My bf was very thoughtful for valentine's day and not cliche, he gave me Sidney White (I love amanda bynes cause she reminds me of my niece and she's a great actress) and he gave me some cool lotion with my Rosemary as an ingredient in it and a sweet card. I hate cliche V day stuff. But anyway, I always liked Heidi best , even now I still like her better than LC. I think the show is really dumb but get suckered into watching it and when I do I always prefer Heidi and I don't think Spencer is that bad……. and everyone in Hollywood just about is a fame whore.

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