Don't Try This At Home
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Johnny Knoxville had a little accident with his cock and balls while performing a stunt recently.
The Jackass explains all on his official blog:
"Just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting Mat Hoffman’s tribute to Evel Knievel. Had a ball, too, even though I almost lost my own balls in the process. Don’t want to give too much away because the tribute airs Feb 23rd on MTV, but let’s just say before letting Travis Pastrana teach me how to do a backflip on a motorcycle I should have had him teach me to ride one first. Heh-heh…bad for me, good for our viewing audience at home. Have to go now. Have to empty the piss bag on my leg that I have to wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals. Ouch, and see you on the 23rd. By the way, lots of great stuff in the Evel Knievel tribute besides my trip to the hospital—lots!"
Ouch!
Oh no i love him LOL
isn't he getting a bit old for this shit?
yum
Oh cool i was first
yuck
NASSTYY
WTF.
out of all the weird and disturbing pictures i've seen on this website, this is probably the worst…. ew.
wtf ?!
oO
Why doesn't Johnny do that really cool stunt where he puts a loaded gun in his mouth and pulls the trigger? They can film it and release it as Jack Ass 3: Return of the the splatter heads.
gross
I LOVE KEVIN JONAS I LOVE KEVIN JONAS I LOVE KEVIN JONAS I LOVE KEVIN JONAS I LOVE KEVIN JOAS!!!!
Hahahaha Sucks to be YOU!!!! Hahahahaha
OUCH !!!!!! EWWWWWW !!! He will never learn.
Ewwwwwww
gross
that looks painful och!!!
good to know he doesnt care for his balls, only the audience!!
Filmed by retards, for retards.
holy crap OWW!!
ouch ouch ouch =)
dis-gus-ting (photo)
get well though
How any of those Jackass guys could have kids anyway is beyond me with all the shots to their nuts they have taken. They are all closet homos too. They enjoy the naked jokes with each other waaaaaaaaay to much. they are jackasses
hes still as goofy as ever even after THAT
i love him
seriously…..ouch
can anyone explain to me why people write firt?? I don't understand. Love You Perez!!! You're awsome! Mi tediosita gringa.
I cant stand that show, its just not funny… ¬¬
Yikes!!! That's bad!
awww poor Johnny!
..ONLY CRAZY AZZ WHITE PEOPLE PULL THESE DUMB AZZ TRICKS.
OH YEA, THEY ALSO GO SHOOTING INNOCENT PEOPLE IN SCHOOLS..CRAZY AZZ WHITE PEOPLE
..ONLY CRAZY AZZ WHITE PEOPLE PULL THESE DUMB AZZ TRICKS.
OH YEA, THEY ALSO GO SHOOTING INNOCENT PEOPLE IN SCHOOLS..CRAZY AZZ WHITE PEOPLE
This guy is such a friggin dumbass… grow up already you white trash LOSER
dumbass.
the next time he will loose everything down there…. I think that from this one he'll learn to stop….
Re: Crazy AZZ WHITEPEOPLE – Shut the hell up. I feel sorry for you Johnny.
maybe this will insure he cant spawn any tardy kids like himself! he's lame
ALL of those Jackass guys are losers!! The whole concept is the most disgusting form of "entertainment" and I can't believe that anyone ever thought for a second that any of it was worth supporting.
Knoxville - you're an asshole and so are your friends!
He acts so indifferent about it. "Oh, I almost lost my balls." Jesus, if I had balls and I had to do a stunt that could potentially off them, I'd bolt from the scene like a motherfucker.
What a loser.
owww… damnn that had to hurtt
Whenever he dies doing these acts of disgrace no one will care. I guess that will be funny too. Welcome to 2008 with people who don't care and their parents didn't know how to raise them and teach them what is right and what is wrong. This will be in my prayers tonight that stuff like this will not be glorified and the show will be canceled. I will never never understand.
I dont understand how people find this shit entertaining. Its beyond pointless and childish.
I love how people are complaining that "Jackass" is a low-life form of entertainment when you're readng PEREZ HILTON for entertainment. Get off you high horses.
AAAHHHH! "good for our viewing audience at home"
Umm NOT!
DUMBASS!!
FUCKWIT.
Shouldn't this go under if you're easily offended?
I can't look at this!
Rumor has it Knoxville ripped half his PECKER off and doctors rushed furriously attempting to REATACH his ONE EYED MONSTER. His ex wife was quoted as saying "serves that fucker right for cheating on me" and "I hope that COCK turns gang green and FALLS OFF". Wow, she sure is a bitter lady!!
gross.
isnt he a little old for this nonsense?
go knoxville
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Maybe he got ass raped by Perez the Douche Bag.
PEREZ TAKE THIS OFF, IT IS DISGUSTING..HOW LOW CAN YOU GO…….PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You really should put a warning up to view that…. thats not ok to put up without a disclaimer.
OMG! my stomach was turning when i looked at the pictures.
i still like him.
ummm, that doesnt look like real blood. that looks like red paint.
blood is not that candy-apple color.
That is disgusting will he ever learn oh well hes still hot though
I knew all along he was only a dickhead…
Sorry, not real blood. Too vivid red.
Re: Tediosita Latina – because they are trying to be the first person on the comments… sometimes others beat them to it.
Re: No sperm anyway – i agree!! i think these guys are GAY, GAY, GAY. you couldn't find more gay activities on a gay cruise…
OUCH. I think I threw up in my mouth a little…
omg omg omg. knoxville is just freakin' crazy…what woman would ever want to be with him!?
That's fake. Blood dries brown. :eyeroll:
OH SHIT! ssssick
How much does he get paid to do this??? The money isn't green enough!!
If we're lucky, this moron can't have sex or children any more …Darwin was right!!!
I was afraid those were Britney Spears pants that were found in a gas station bathroom after "Aunt Flows" arrival.
knoxville is crazy 4 sure, but i hungout with steve-o lastnight in cincinnati and the bastard stole my cellphone.
i think i'm going to puke. that is nasty!!
Re: Crazy AZZ WHITEPEOPLE – you forgot the two negros in MD driving around shooting everyone from the trunk of a car(Malvo etc), the crazy azz negro who just killed the mayor,cop,other board memebers outside St. Louis etc etc…. It was a chink at WV univers too. Who cares all blacks worry about whitey when the all get killed by other crazy azz negros over sneakers, dope ands who says a better nursey rhyme to music. Now that's crazy!!!!! Who shot Tu Pac? A Negro, Biggy smalls?.. a negro, Malcom X…. 3 negros on and on and on.
Too bad his dick didn't get yanked off so this fucking moron can't reproduce.
dumbass. Stupid tv program promoting stupid things for stupid people.
Can't think of a better candidate for a painful catheterization.
wow talk about a nut busting stunt love johnny and the rest of jackass funny guys
Oh, please. If he were seriously injured like that, they would have cut his clothing off him, rather than traumatize his brain, uh, I mean dick & balls.
Oh Lord…a case of MANSTRATION. How attractive…
Ooooo that oooo man! Someone give that man a tampon! Damn!! You KNOW that Shit hurt! I am hurting for him!!!! Awwwaaaaweeeee ooooh!
OMG YOU ARE SO PROSTITUTING YOURSELF AND YOUR DIGNITY FOR MONEY AND FAME. YOU ARE SUCH A HOOKER.
Re: james – BUT IT'S THE TRUTH!!!!
These Jackasses do these dumb azz things and then all of the sudden you have an outpouring of sympathy from more dumbasses on this stupid website "oh poor Johnny, you poor thing", he's a grown ass man and should've known better!!!! He put himself in that situation (time and time again on their idiotic little shows) and I don't feel sorry for him at all! They do it for the entertainment and their supporters just continue to buy their films and don't think about the consequences of their actions! STUPID!
Re: crazy AZZ Negros – Go back to Europe or backwoods redneck town, you racist retard!
Who cares about Johnny Knoxville? I love Evel Knievel!!!!!
I thought those were Britney's pants. Ew. Gross. Gag gag.