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Johnny Knoxville had a little accident with his cock and balls while performing a stunt recently.

The Jackass explains all on his official blog:

"Just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting Mat Hoffman’s tribute to Evel Knievel. Had a ball, too, even though I almost lost my own balls in the process. Don’t want to give too much away because the tribute airs Feb 23rd on MTV, but let’s just say before letting Travis Pastrana teach me how to do a backflip on a motorcycle I should have had him teach me to ride one first. Heh-heh…bad for me, good for our viewing audience at home. Have to go now. Have to empty the piss bag on my leg that I have to wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals. Ouch, and see you on the 23rd. By the way, lots of great stuff in the Evel Knievel tribute besides my trip to the hospital—lots!"

Ouch!

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329 comments to “Don't Try This At Home”

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  1. Chelsea says – reply to this


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    Oh no i love him LOL

  2. ange says – reply to this


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    isn't he getting a bit old for this shit?

  3. cari says – reply to this


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    yum

  4. Chelsea says – reply to this


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    Oh cool i was first

  5. weeo says – reply to this


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    yuck

  6. joni says – reply to this


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    NASSTYY

  7. britt says – reply to this


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    WTF.
    out of all the weird and disturbing pictures i've seen on this website, this is probably the worst…. ew.

  8. GOLD says – reply to this


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    wtf ?!
    oO

  9. what says – reply to this


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    gross

  10. molly jonas says – reply to this


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    I LOVE KEVIN JONAS I LOVE KEVIN JONAS I LOVE KEVIN JONAS I LOVE KEVIN JONAS I LOVE KEVIN JOAS!!!!

  11. Josie says – reply to this


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    Hahahaha Sucks to be YOU!!!! Hahahahaha

  12. Caturday says – reply to this


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    OUCH !!!!!! EWWWWWW !!! He will never learn.

  13. Kim says – reply to this


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    Ewwwwwww

  14. Lala says – reply to this


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    gross

  15. brittany says – reply to this


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    that looks painful och!!!

  16. natalia says – reply to this


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    good to know he doesnt care for his balls, only the audience!!

  17. Ronnie says – reply to this


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    Filmed by retards, for retards.

  18. nadine says – reply to this


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    holy crap OWW!!

  19. Keeley says – reply to this


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    ouch ouch ouch =)

  20. Helene says – reply to this


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    dis-gus-ting (photo)
    get well though

  21. No sperm anyway says – reply to this


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    How any of those Jackass guys could have kids anyway is beyond me with all the shots to their nuts they have taken. They are all closet homos too. They enjoy the naked jokes with each other waaaaaaaaay to much. they are jackasses

  22. micky says – reply to this


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    hes still as goofy as ever even after THAT
    i love him

    seriously…..ouch

  23. Tediosita Latina says – reply to this


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    can anyone explain to me why people write firt?? I don't understand. Love You Perez!!! You're awsome! Mi tediosita gringa.

  24. Gash says – reply to this


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    I cant stand that show, its just not funny… ¬¬

  25. sammy says – reply to this


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    Yikes!!! That's bad!

  26. Elaine says – reply to this


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    awww poor Johnny!

  27. Crazy AZZ WHITEPEOPLE says – reply to this


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    ..ONLY CRAZY AZZ WHITE PEOPLE PULL THESE DUMB AZZ TRICKS.

    OH YEA, THEY ALSO GO SHOOTING INNOCENT PEOPLE IN SCHOOLS..CRAZY AZZ WHITE PEOPLE

  28. Crazy AZZ WHITEPEOPLE says – reply to this


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    ..ONLY CRAZY AZZ WHITE PEOPLE PULL THESE DUMB AZZ TRICKS.

    OH YEA, THEY ALSO GO SHOOTING INNOCENT PEOPLE IN SCHOOLS..CRAZY AZZ WHITE PEOPLE

  29. Dumbass says – reply to this


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    This guy is such a friggin dumbass… grow up already you white trash LOSER

  30. chelsea says – reply to this


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    dumbass.

  31. ceret says – reply to this


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    the next time he will loose everything down there…. I think that from this one he'll learn to stop….

  32. james says – reply to this


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    Re: Crazy AZZ WHITEPEOPLE – Shut the hell up. I feel sorry for you Johnny.

  33. haha says – reply to this


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    maybe this will insure he cant spawn any tardy kids like himself! he's lame

  34. Donna says – reply to this


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    ALL of those Jackass guys are losers!! The whole concept is the most disgusting form of "entertainment" and I can't believe that anyone ever thought for a second that any of it was worth supporting.
    Knoxville - you're an asshole and so are your friends!

  35. L. says – reply to this


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    He acts so indifferent about it. "Oh, I almost lost my balls." Jesus, if I had balls and I had to do a stunt that could potentially off them, I'd bolt from the scene like a motherfucker.

  36. rep says – reply to this


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    What a loser.

  37. hannah says – reply to this


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    owww… damnn that had to hurtt

  38. Whatiswrongwiththis world? says – reply to this


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    Whenever he dies doing these acts of disgrace no one will care. I guess that will be funny too. Welcome to 2008 with people who don't care and their parents didn't know how to raise them and teach them what is right and what is wrong. This will be in my prayers tonight that stuff like this will not be glorified and the show will be canceled. I will never never understand.

  39. Dumb Ass says – reply to this


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    I dont understand how people find this shit entertaining. Its beyond pointless and childish.

  40. Loves says – reply to this


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    I love how people are complaining that "Jackass" is a low-life form of entertainment when you're readng PEREZ HILTON for entertainment. Get off you high horses.

  41. Katrina says – reply to this


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    AAAHHHH! "good for our viewing audience at home"
    Umm NOT!

  42. jennifer says – reply to this


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    DUMBASS!!

  43. GOD I HATE THIS IDIOT- IT'S TIRED AND OLD AND NOT FUNNY says – reply to this


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    FUCKWIT.

  44. Piko says – reply to this


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    Shouldn't this go under if you're easily offended?

    I can't look at this!

  45. My Yang Hung Lo says – reply to this


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    Rumor has it Knoxville ripped half his PECKER off and doctors rushed furriously attempting to REATACH his ONE EYED MONSTER. His ex wife was quoted as saying "serves that fucker right for cheating on me" and "I hope that COCK turns gang green and FALLS OFF". Wow, she sure is a bitter lady!!

  46. grik says – reply to this


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    gross.

    isnt he a little old for this nonsense?

  47. vintage says – reply to this


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    go knoxville

  48. shandiRW says – reply to this


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    i

  49. Craig Fitzpatrick says – reply to this


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    Maybe he got ass raped by Perez the Douche Bag.

  50. SHOPGIRL says – reply to this


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    PEREZ TAKE THIS OFF, IT IS DISGUSTING..HOW LOW CAN YOU GO…….PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  51. alyssa says – reply to this


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    You really should put a warning up to view that…. thats not ok to put up without a disclaimer.

  52. bobbi says – reply to this


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    OMG! my stomach was turning when i looked at the pictures.
    i still like him.

  53. poopiepants says – reply to this


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    ummm, that doesnt look like real blood. that looks like red paint.

    blood is not that candy-apple color.

  54. yesme says – reply to this


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    That is disgusting will he ever learn oh well hes still hot though

  55. Julia Warhol says – reply to this


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    I knew all along he was only a dickhead…

  56. DIANE41 says – reply to this


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    Sorry, not real blood. Too vivid red.

  57. FIRST says – reply to this


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    Re: Tediosita Latina – because they are trying to be the first person on the comments… sometimes others beat them to it.

  58. GAY says – reply to this


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    Re: No sperm anyway – i agree!! i think these guys are GAY, GAY, GAY. you couldn't find more gay activities on a gay cruise…

  59. ANG says – reply to this


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    OUCH. I think I threw up in my mouth a little…

  60. Kristin says – reply to this


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    omg omg omg. knoxville is just freakin' crazy…what woman would ever want to be with him!?

  61. sasha says – reply to this


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    That's fake. Blood dries brown. :eyeroll:

  62. Miss A says – reply to this


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    OH SHIT! ssssick

  63. LANA says – reply to this


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    How much does he get paid to do this??? The money isn't green enough!!

  64. RUBBER WILMA says – reply to this


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    If we're lucky, this moron can't have sex or children any more …Darwin was right!!!

  65. kathie! says – reply to this


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    I was afraid those were Britney Spears pants that were found in a gas station bathroom after "Aunt Flows" arrival.

  66. steve-o says – reply to this


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    knoxville is crazy 4 sure, but i hungout with steve-o lastnight in cincinnati and the bastard stole my cellphone.

  67. l a u r a says – reply to this


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    i think i'm going to puke. that is nasty!!

  68. crazy AZZ Negros says – reply to this


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    Re: Crazy AZZ WHITEPEOPLE – you forgot the two negros in MD driving around shooting everyone from the trunk of a car(Malvo etc), the crazy azz negro who just killed the mayor,cop,other board memebers outside St. Louis etc etc…. It was a chink at WV univers too. Who cares all blacks worry about whitey when the all get killed by other crazy azz negros over sneakers, dope ands who says a better nursey rhyme to music. Now that's crazy!!!!! Who shot Tu Pac? A Negro, Biggy smalls?.. a negro, Malcom X…. 3 negros on and on and on.

  69. Hyde says – reply to this


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    Too bad his dick didn't get yanked off so this fucking moron can't reproduce.

  70. Laura says – reply to this


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    dumbass. Stupid tv program promoting stupid things for stupid people.

  71. Too Fuckin' Bad says – reply to this


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    Can't think of a better candidate for a painful catheterization.

  72. ahna says – reply to this


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    wow talk about a nut busting stunt love johnny and the rest of jackass funny guys

  73. Biohazard says – reply to this


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    Oh, please. If he were seriously injured like that, they would have cut his clothing off him, rather than traumatize his brain, uh, I mean dick & balls.

  74. manstration says – reply to this


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    Oh Lord…a case of MANSTRATION. How attractive…

  75. WTF says – reply to this


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    Ooooo that oooo man! Someone give that man a tampon! Damn!! You KNOW that Shit hurt! I am hurting for him!!!! Awwwaaaaweeeee ooooh!

  76. kitnplayn says – reply to this


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    OMG YOU ARE SO PROSTITUTING YOURSELF AND YOUR DIGNITY FOR MONEY AND FAME. YOU ARE SUCH A HOOKER.

  77. Crazy AZZ WHITEPEOPLE says – reply to this


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    Re: james – BUT IT'S THE TRUTH!!!!

    These Jackasses do these dumb azz things and then all of the sudden you have an outpouring of sympathy from more dumbasses on this stupid website "oh poor Johnny, you poor thing", he's a grown ass man and should've known better!!!! He put himself in that situation (time and time again on their idiotic little shows) and I don't feel sorry for him at all! They do it for the entertainment and their supporters just continue to buy their films and don't think about the consequences of their actions! STUPID!

  78. Crazy AZZ WHITEPEOPLE says – reply to this


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    Re: crazy AZZ Negros – Go back to Europe or backwoods redneck town, you racist retard!

  79. Perez Hitler says – reply to this


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    Who cares about Johnny Knoxville? I love Evel Knievel!!!!!

  80. Fake Blood says – reply to this


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    I thought those were Britney's pants. Ew. Gross. Gag gag.

  81. sdf says – reply to this


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    what a fucking moron! he deserves it.

  82. Boom says – reply to this


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    That's NOT blood! Blood turns brown! That is PAINT!

  83. genevive says – reply to this


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    Don't worry, its fake. Has anyone every seen dried blood that color?

  84. Manny says – reply to this


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    Manstration! HAHA!!

  85. this girl says – reply to this


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    hahah this new is old. i got it from a website of all things offcial jackass. haha i feel bad. but i stilll love johnny!

  86. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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    WHAT A JACKASS! TEE HEE. ISN'T THIS THE GUYS WHO WAS LIGHTING HIS BALLS ON FIRE ? OR SOMETHING TO THAT EFFECT? BE CAREFUL! BALLS DON'T GROW ON TREES Y'NOW!

  87. ISIS says – reply to this


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    LMFAO about time one of his own stunts bit him in the ass…. or other places.

  88. ouch but.... says – reply to this


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    ouch but im shocked he still has anything down there knowing his antics……. keep it up johnny

  89. another homo says – reply to this


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    Let us hope he is now sterile and there will be no spawn from his loins, whats left of them anyway, HA!

  90. SAVEBRITNEY says – reply to this


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    woahh this guy is sick..go put a juicebox in ur mouth and suck it u stupid ass
    u getting old for this…hes gonna die someday from this
    watchhh and see

  91. wow what a freaking loser. good luck marrying kevin jonas. who is UGLY anyway. says – reply to this


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    Re: molly jonas

    I HATE PATHETIC IDIOTS I HATE PATHETIC IDIOTS I HATE PATHETIC IDIOTS I HATE PATHETIC IDIOTS I HATE PATHETIC IDIOTS!!!!

  92. smorf says – reply to this


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    well it looks like Johnny is finally a woman

  93. db says – reply to this


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    Surprised this didn't happen years ago with all the self abuse the Jackass boys do to themselves. speedy recovery JK

  94. tara says – reply to this


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    Re: Crazy AZZ WHITEPEOPLE
    hahaha shut the fuck up. black people and mexicans shoot and stab random people all the time, every day. so go kill yourself you minority.

  95. katie says – reply to this


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    awww poor guy! god that looks like it HURTS! thanks for posting this perez!

  96. payla says – reply to this


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    Re: The Warden – you can try it first

  97. karen says – reply to this


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    Re: Kristin – I WOULD!!!!!!!!!! in a minute

  98. jen says – reply to this


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    i love him and he is so hot! no one else here would do this so you guys can shut the fuck up!!!

  99. Tino says – reply to this


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    That isn't real. Dried blood turns brown and doesn't look that bright.

    WHAT A FUCKING BAD P.R. STUNT.

  100. Rebel in GA says – reply to this


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    Re: Crazy AZZ WHITEPEOPLE

    Fire up yo blunt, grab a 'ho, do a driveby, rob a likker sto, Sambo!

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