Time For A Touch-Up
Filed under: Knifestyles > Joan Rivers
Plastic melts!
Looking more cartoonish than ever, Joan Rivers showed off what her face has become at the premiere of her one woman show, Joan Rivers: A Work in Progress By A Life in Progress, this past week at the Geffen Playhouse in Los Angeles.
Maybe they fired her from the TV Guide Channel cuz viewers didn't wanna see her face anymore???
Plastic surgery is addictive, y'all. Stay away!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: February 16, 2008 at 12:42 pm
not cute…..
i am1st
its bit wonky, her face
Re: ama – no u not
UGLY!
first
She makes fun of herself for it, though. I like that in a plastic woman.
scary….
1st????
At least she has a sence of humor about herself
Are you sure this isn't Jocelyn Wildenstein?
once you start, you can't stop. obviously
first who the fuck
She looks amazing for being dead
She looks like that cat lady now
I can remember when she began stand-up in the 60's. She doesn't look at all like that humble, gawky, adorable young woman. And I mean "does not" in a bad way.
Brittney Spears just keeps looking worse and worse. Worthless skank.
I don't know why I bother because my comments never appear. Joan Rivers is a mess with her piggy nose and her Joker lips. What is it in America? Can't we just realize that we all are growing older and just do it gracefully?
YOU ARE LOOKING AT MADONNA IN 8 YEARS. THE ONLY THING NEW ABOUT MADONNA'S UPCOMING CD IS THIS IS THE FIRST TIME EVAH A PERSON WITH OBVIOUS CHEEK IMPLANTS AND FACE-LIFT WILL BE SINGING HIP HOP. WHAT AN INNOVATOR! HA!
She doesn't look bad for being 75 years old.
ALL YOU RACIST WERE SO WRONG AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STOP BEING SCARED OF COLOR AND READ SOME BOOKS DURING YOUR LIFETIME IT MIGHT EVEN HELP YOU BUT, I DOUBT IT WILL
You're a survivor Joan, I think you are funny and yes "we can talk"-if I had the means I would have plastic surgery to always look gorgeous -after all we only live ONCE! Go girl!
I saw her show, it was FANTASTIC! Great to see an old-school Hollywood survivor still doing her thing, she's a legend.
This photo she looks exactly like one of the Chinese celebrities ( famous for being "scary" ) in Hong Kong.
Is it Madonna Or Joan??
would ya stop making fun of people and using it as news? Joan Rivers is 73 y.o. She does not look 73. Hollywood is rotten to women. Men when they age are graceful, a women in hollywood can't show gray or wrinkles unless they are Meryl Streep or someone of her calibler. Yes, she went to far, but now it seems part of her act as opposed to the Cat Woman who is much younger. Drs. are the ones that are disgusting, doing work constantly on people like Michael Jackson, the cat woman, joan. Some drs. will do anything for $$$$$$$$$
her poor face!
My 4 ye nighr old just saw this picture, and now he's crying. Thanks Joan. He'll have nightmares for weeks.
I went to that show Thursday night at the Geffen. It was really, really good. I love Joan. Of course she talked about her plastic surgery & shared with everyone some really personal moments in her life. She also had a really great sense of humor.
Maybe the De La Mer skin cream Gina, Liz, and Julia concocted from jiz finally took its toll on her.
YIKES!!!!
She's still funny though!!!!
My lips hurt
Joan is the creepiest.
She needs to talk to Cher's doctor. Cher looks great.
Hey P-
Can we get a separated at birth of her and Lady Elaine from Mr. Rogers??
THE Original Funny AND Beautiful Girl
Anyone remember Madam & Flowers? She looks like that plastic doll.
Uh Oh, better get Maaco
oh god i thought it was madonna for a moment
Oh please, we all know that Mccain is going to win and have that Facist Huckabee or Romney(no difference) as a running mate. Some people think that Glen Beck should be drafted as Mccain's running partner to appease the conservatives. I don't think Obama or Hillary has a chance, but I am still proud that a woman and a man of color were both able to do so well as candidates. Bush has made a total mess of this country in the last eight years so maybe having a Republican come after him to clean up the mess another Republican has made is not such a bad idea. Anyway all of the candidates are owned by special interest in the first place, with the exception of Ron Paul. Whomever is elected won't make any drastic changes in our lives and life will go creeping along as it is now with our country becoming poorer and service based with those retail, hospitality and construction jobs that do not pay a livable wage. All of these characters need to seriously consider repealing Nafta, because that bone-headed treaty is bad for all of us.
How old is Joan Rivers?
i think it's bad-a$$ that she has the ballz to laugh at herself publicly…
joan rivers, you refurbished testical, you…!!!
Good God!what kind of creature is that?
Good God!what kind of creature is that?
she is so sad
i find it hard to believe anyone would go to a show she was in
for all of you who think she looks good for her age, get over it, she looks terrible, and check out those hands
MAN HANDS (old old Man Hands)
In about 5 years, we won't be able to tell her apart from Michael Jackson.
Re: Angeleno – LOL.. i was thinking the same thing myself. she is starting to look like jocelyn wildenstein, AKA "the cat woman".
She looks like a cat.
Yeah, yeah….but look at her HANDS! Fabulous…isn't she like 3x older than MAN-donna….how come MAN-donna's hands look sooo UGly???
Talk about……."It puts the botox in the skin or else it gets the hose again". Scarier than Hannibal!!!! Save us Clarice!!!
tsk, tsk, we are going down, Mrs. Lavareda! When a gay guy starts making fun of a living myth like Joan Rivers, it is a sign that the end is near…
What next? Maybe you can try criticizing Cher for her breast implants or say that Bette Midler is chubby…
The quality of your posts has significantly deteriorated as of late.
And what´s with the bull about Barack Obama being a commie? Criticizing Rivers and pulling that crap about Obama just show your reader that you think he is a douche bag and a dimwit
Oh my God. Scary! Scary! Scary! When is enough enough?
she thinks it funny to say fuck a lot..its not
WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS? DO THEY ATCUALLY THINK IT LOOKS GOOD??
WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS? DO THEY ATCUALLY THINK IT LOOKS GOOD??
WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS? DO THEY ATCUALLY THINK IT LOOKS GOOD??
WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS? DO THEY ATCUALLY THINK IT LOOKS GOOD??
for her, she looks more normal than she has in quite a while…still looks nothing like the original…and never will again!
Perez Perez Perez…
You might want to ring up Joan on the "tele" and ask her if she knows of a plastic surgeon who can reduce the size of your head. Thats an operation that you could use, Gov'ner.
You might think you look like those cartoons that sit at the top of your site but in reality the screen isnt big enough to fit your entire head in it.
Did you have to pay for 2 seats on the airplane to UK? One for your body and one for your head?
Patches
Poor Joan.TV Guide Channel fired Joan because of her untalented daughter.Joan has a great sense of humor and never denies all of her procedures.She may look cartoony,she's stilla very funny lady.
SEND IN THE CCCCCCCCCCCCLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOWWWNSSSSSSSSSS,I TAKE A CUP OF TEA,WITH A GALLON BOTOX CHASE
WHOA.
thought this was Jocelyn Wildenstein
WHY JOAN! :'(
I agree with Jack Nicholson that plastic surgery is mutilation. Joan Rivers doesn't need to work, why does she always need to be in the public eye?
Talk about someone who needs to fade away with some dignity. She is a truly annoying personality. I think she should hang out with her family and stop trying to perform. She is not entertaining, she's tired and loud.
She gets a lot of work in the UK. She appears on a lot of the comedy shows like "Live at the Apollo" etc etc. At least she doesn't deny her surgery and makes jokes about it. She did look worse before it, even though she still looks bad now.
Starting to look like the "cat woman" Jocelyn Wildenstein, right?
someone said that their 4 year old just cried from seeing this picture. I really don't think I'd let my 4 year old view this site (no offense perez), so that person should think about that before making fun of somebody. I am sick of people making fun of RUmor too, it's all of those unhappy people who do it
i WONDER iF SHE HAD COSMETiC SURGERY 0N HER HANDS 2…..THEY LUK GOoD 4 A 175 Y.O ViEjA
… in 20 years!
This is Heidi Montag in 20+ years.
hahaha.
I want the number of her surgeon. She looks 30 and unlike Michael Jackson, still has her nose in the right place.
cosmetic surgery eventually catches up with the evil bitch inside. look at all the stretched glitteratti…underneath it all is a back stabbing cunt…remember Johnny Carson, JOAN??? Oh well…she's still funny on The View, but I think she sold her soul decades ago…remember all the horrible Rock Hudson jokes, JOAN??? I am a little tired of her and her daughter, but in spite of all the hateful "jokes" at others' expense…remember the Liz Taylor jokes, JOAN???…yes, in spite of years of making fun of others, she's an original no matter what her face looks like. For a while there, she was begining to look like a Hungarian countess, but now she just looks strange. Whatever…I admire her success and she still makes me laugh…usually at others' expense.
Oh, wow. I thought it was a one of those Papier-mâché marionettes.
Who cares what she does with plastic surgery. She has always been honest and upfront about it. Plus she is in her 70's, Joan you just keep doing what makes you happy. As far as TV Guide firing her, their loss. They fire her and hire that stupid Lisa. Talk about plastic. Anyone watch her Grammy show? She kept introducing herself to everyone, like anyone cared who she was. At least Joan didn't have to introduce herself. Joan is a legend. Saw her play in San Francisco, it was great.
a better separated at birth would be lady elaine fairchild from mr.rogers and phil spector when he had that blonde hot mess wig on his head at trial
wow she actually looks like the grandma that she is cant stand her but at least she looks somewhat normal
DDAAAMMNNN, she looks terrible, that what she gets for all the shit talkin' she has done throughout the years, now she looks a wreck like the people she used to talk about…… see how god don't like ugly…lol
wtf??? gross!
At least her makeup looks nice.
ok,THAT is gross!
her face looks like a chunky vagina.
She looks like the rich Rat that she is!!!!!!
MADONNA- IS THAT YOU DAHLING?
can u imagine what she would look like without it??
People are so jealous of all these celebs. That's why they like to tear them down. It makes them feel better about themselves.
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she looks like an evil clown!
This is coming from a man who dyes his hair a different color every week.
Actually, I think she looks somewhat better now that her face is not so tight and "inflated" looking. But she'll probably be back under the knife and getting those fillers soon. Like Perez says: plastic surgery is an addiction.
very sexxy….
nahht!
grandma needs to treat herself to a birthday present
JOAN IS A LEGEND , NUFF SAID
Ya know what? This bitch looks far better than a lot of Hollywood stars, male and female of her era and age. Apparently, to me, it seems she put in the work and researched her doctors. I'm sorry, but she looks damn good for her age, and even though you can tell she's had work done, it's not overly overdone. Giver Miss Joan her props.
I used to love coming on your site about three years ago
now it's just a bunch of bull.