Time For A Touch-Up

Plastic melts!

Looking more cartoonish than ever, Joan Rivers showed off what her face has become at the premiere of her one woman show, Joan Rivers: A Work in Progress By A Life in Progress, this past week at the Geffen Playhouse in Los Angeles.

Maybe they fired her from the TV Guide Channel cuz viewers didn't wanna see her face anymore???

Plastic surgery is addictive, y'all. Stay away!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: Feb 16, 2008 at 12:42 pm / Email this »

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Franny says – reply to this

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not cute…..
ama says – reply to this

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i am1st
meme says – reply to this

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its bit wonky, her face
2008 says – reply to this

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Re: ama – no u not
yadda yadda says – reply to this

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UGLY!
kk says – reply to this

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first
KMILT says – reply to this

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She makes fun of herself for it, though. I like that in a plastic woman.
suzy-lou says – reply to this

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scary….
PINKY says – reply to this

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1st????
Icegirl says – reply to this

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At least she has a sence of humor about herself
Angeleno says – reply to this

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Are you sure this isn't Jocelyn Wildenstein?
Lala says – reply to this

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once you start, you can't stop. obviously
nadia says – reply to this

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first who the fuck
Jen says – reply to this

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She looks amazing for being dead
Nick says – reply to this

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She looks like that cat lady now
Thomas says – reply to this

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I can remember when she began stand-up in the 60's. She doesn't look at all like that humble, gawky, adorable young woman. And I mean "does not" in a bad way.
Kim says – reply to this

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Brittney Spears just keeps looking worse and worse. Worthless skank.
Linda says – reply to this

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I don't know why I bother because my comments never appear. Joan Rivers is a mess with her piggy nose and her Joker lips. What is it in America? Can't we just realize that we all are growing older and just do it gracefully?
MADONNA'S MOTHER says – reply to this

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YOU ARE LOOKING AT MADONNA IN 8 YEARS. THE ONLY THING NEW ABOUT MADONNA'S UPCOMING CD IS THIS IS THE FIRST TIME EVAH A PERSON WITH OBVIOUS CHEEK IMPLANTS AND FACE-LIFT WILL BE SINGING HIP HOP. WHAT AN INNOVATOR! HA!
Kim says – reply to this

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She doesn't look bad for being 75 years old.
OBAMA SWEEPS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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ALL YOU RACIST WERE SO WRONG AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STOP BEING SCARED OF COLOR AND READ SOME BOOKS DURING YOUR LIFETIME IT MIGHT EVEN HELP YOU BUT, I DOUBT IT WILL
Lola NYC says – reply to this

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You're a survivor Joan, I think you are funny and yes "we can talk"-if I had the means I would have plastic surgery to always look gorgeous -after all we only live ONCE! Go girl!
genevieve says – reply to this

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I saw her show, it was FANTASTIC! Great to see an old-school Hollywood survivor still doing her thing, she's a legend.
littleoslo says – reply to this

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This photo she looks exactly like one of the Chinese celebrities ( famous for being "scary" ) in Hong Kong.
Guess The Hag says – reply to this

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Is it Madonna Or Joan??
wrinklingaway says – reply to this

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would ya stop making fun of people and using it as news? Joan Rivers is 73 y.o. She does not look 73. Hollywood is rotten to women. Men when they age are graceful, a women in hollywood can't show gray or wrinkles unless they are Meryl Streep or someone of her calibler. Yes, she went to far, but now it seems part of her act as opposed to the Cat Woman who is much younger. Drs. are the ones that are disgusting, doing work constantly on people like Michael Jackson, the cat woman, joan. Some drs. will do anything for $$$$$$$$$
tee says – reply to this

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her poor face!
For Reals? says – reply to this

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My 4 ye nighr old just saw this picture, and now he's crying. Thanks Joan. He'll have nightmares for weeks.
Erika says – reply to this

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I went to that show Thursday night at the Geffen. It was really, really good. I love Joan. Of course she talked about her plastic surgery & shared with everyone some really personal moments in her life. She also had a really great sense of humor.
yeah says – reply to this

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Maybe the De La Mer skin cream Gina, Liz, and Julia concocted from jiz finally took its toll on her.
dm says – reply to this

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YIKES!!!!
She's still funny though!!!!
Angelina Jolie says – reply to this

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My lips hurt
tct says – reply to this

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Joan is the creepiest.
She needs to talk to Cher's doctor. Cher looks great.
disko2k says – reply to this

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Hey P-

Can we get a separated at birth of her and Lady Elaine from Mr. Rogers??
off the property says – reply to this

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THE Original Funny AND Beautiful Girl
Zsa Zsa Gabor's Husband says – reply to this

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Anyone remember Madam & Flowers? She looks like that plastic doll.
chimpsmirk says – reply to this

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Uh Oh, better get Maaco
sbs says – reply to this

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oh god i thought it was madonna for a moment
Over-worked & under-paid says – reply to this

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Oh please, we all know that Mccain is going to win and have that Facist Huckabee or Romney(no difference) as a running mate. Some people think that Glen Beck should be drafted as Mccain's running partner to appease the conservatives. I don't think Obama or Hillary has a chance, but I am still proud that a woman and a man of color were both able to do so well as candidates. Bush has made a total mess of this country in the last eight years so maybe having a Republican come after him to clean up the mess another Republican has made is not such a bad idea. Anyway all of the candidates are owned by special interest in the first place, with the exception of Ron Paul. Whomever is elected won't make any drastic changes in our lives and life will go creeping along as it is now with our country becoming poorer and service based with those retail, hospitality and construction jobs that do not pay a livable wage. All of these characters need to seriously consider repealing Nafta, because that bone-headed treaty is bad for all of us.
Mimi says – reply to this

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How old is Joan Rivers?
lilzbilz says – reply to this

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i think it's bad-a$$ that she has the ballz to laugh at herself publicly…

joan rivers, you refurbished testical, you…!!!
ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this

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Good God!what kind of creature is that?
ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this

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Good God!what kind of creature is that?
Butch Bottoms says – reply to this

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she is so sad
i find it hard to believe anyone would go to a show she was in
for all of you who think she looks good for her age, get over it, she looks terrible, and check out those hands

MAN HANDS (old old Man Hands)
Can we tawk here? says – reply to this

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In about 5 years, we won't be able to tell her apart from Michael Jackson.
CATWOMAN says – reply to this

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Re: Angeleno – LOL.. i was thinking the same thing myself. she is starting to look like jocelyn wildenstein, AKA "the cat woman".
Sss says – reply to this

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She looks like a cat.
pK says – reply to this

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Yeah, yeah….but look at her HANDS! Fabulous…isn't she like 3x older than MAN-donna….how come MAN-donna's hands look sooo UGly???
Uncle Ashtray says – reply to this

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Talk about……."It puts the botox in the skin or else it gets the hose again". Scarier than Hannibal!!!! Save us Clarice!!!
babs says – reply to this

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tsk, tsk, we are going down, Mrs. Lavareda! When a gay guy starts making fun of a living myth like Joan Rivers, it is a sign that the end is near…
What next? Maybe you can try criticizing Cher for her breast implants or say that Bette Midler is chubby…
The quality of your posts has significantly deteriorated as of late.
And what´s with the bull about Barack Obama being a commie? Criticizing Rivers and pulling that crap about Obama just show your reader that you think he is a douche bag and a dimwit
sammy says – reply to this

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Oh my God. Scary! Scary! Scary! When is enough enough?
jackie collins says – reply to this

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she thinks it funny to say fuck a lot..its not
sara p says – reply to this

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WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS? DO THEY ATCUALLY THINK IT LOOKS GOOD??

WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS? DO THEY ATCUALLY THINK IT LOOKS GOOD??

WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS? DO THEY ATCUALLY THINK IT LOOKS GOOD??

WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS? DO THEY ATCUALLY THINK IT LOOKS GOOD??
dee says – reply to this

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for her, she looks more normal than she has in quite a while…still looks nothing like the original…and never will again!
Patches says – reply to this

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Perez Perez Perez…
You might want to ring up Joan on the "tele" and ask her if she knows of a plastic surgeon who can reduce the size of your head. Thats an operation that you could use, Gov'ner.
You might think you look like those cartoons that sit at the top of your site but in reality the screen isnt big enough to fit your entire head in it.
Did you have to pay for 2 seats on the airplane to UK? One for your body and one for your head?
Patches
Tina Mandaloni says – reply to this

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Poor Joan.TV Guide Channel fired Joan because of her untalented daughter.Joan has a great sense of humor and never denies all of her procedures.She may look cartoony,she's stilla very funny lady.
JIMMYD says – reply to this

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SEND IN THE CCCCCCCCCCCCLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOWWWNSSSSSSSSSS,I TAKE A CUP OF TEA,WITH A GALLON BOTOX CHASE
xCONTRAST says – reply to this

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WHOA.
thought this was Jocelyn Wildenstein
WHY JOAN! :'(
opi says – reply to this

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I agree with Jack Nicholson that plastic surgery is mutilation. Joan Rivers doesn't need to work, why does she always need to be in the public eye?
mia says – reply to this

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Talk about someone who needs to fade away with some dignity. She is a truly annoying personality. I think she should hang out with her family and stop trying to perform. She is not entertaining, she's tired and loud.
Kurt says – reply to this

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She gets a lot of work in the UK. She appears on a lot of the comedy shows like "Live at the Apollo" etc etc. At least she doesn't deny her surgery and makes jokes about it. She did look worse before it, even though she still looks bad now.
Chaz says – reply to this

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Starting to look like the "cat woman" Jocelyn Wildenstein, right?
k says – reply to this

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someone said that their 4 year old just cried from seeing this picture. I really don't think I'd let my 4 year old view this site (no offense perez), so that person should think about that before making fun of somebody. I am sick of people making fun of RUmor too, it's all of those unhappy people who do it
GiA says – reply to this

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i WONDER iF SHE HAD COSMETiC SURGERY 0N HER HANDS 2…..THEY LUK GOoD 4 A 175 Y.O ViEjA
This is Madonna ... says – reply to this

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… in 20 years!
LaLa says – reply to this

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This is Heidi Montag in 20+ years.

hahaha.
Karen says – reply to this

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I want the number of her surgeon. She looks 30 and unlike Michael Jackson, still has her nose in the right place.
TRANS-ORBITAL EXPRESS says – reply to this

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cosmetic surgery eventually catches up with the evil bitch inside. look at all the stretched glitteratti…underneath it all is a back stabbing cunt…remember Johnny Carson, JOAN??? Oh well…she's still funny on The View, but I think she sold her soul decades ago…remember all the horrible Rock Hudson jokes, JOAN??? I am a little tired of her and her daughter, but in spite of all the hateful "jokes" at others' expense…remember the Liz Taylor jokes, JOAN???…yes, in spite of years of making fun of others, she's an original no matter what her face looks like. For a while there, she was begining to look like a Hungarian countess, but now she just looks strange. Whatever…I admire her success and she still makes me laugh…usually at others' expense.
Yikes! says – reply to this

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Oh, wow. I thought it was a one of those Papier-mâché marionettes.
Cashdollar says – reply to this

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Who cares what she does with plastic surgery. She has always been honest and upfront about it. Plus she is in her 70's, Joan you just keep doing what makes you happy. As far as TV Guide firing her, their loss. They fire her and hire that stupid Lisa. Talk about plastic. Anyone watch her Grammy show? She kept introducing herself to everyone, like anyone cared who she was. At least Joan didn't have to introduce herself. Joan is a legend. Saw her play in San Francisco, it was great.
lojofosho says – reply to this

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a better separated at birth would be lady elaine fairchild from mr.rogers and phil spector when he had that blonde hot mess wig on his head at trial
puppylove says – reply to this

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wow she actually looks like the grandma that she is cant stand her but at least she looks somewhat normal
sexable says – reply to this

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DDAAAMMNNN, she looks terrible, that what she gets for all the shit talkin' she has done throughout the years, now she looks a wreck like the people she used to talk about…… see how god don't like ugly…lol
Simple plans BIGGEST fan says – reply to this

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wtf??? gross!
leona says – reply to this

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At least her makeup looks nice.
http://ssspeeakk.blogg.se says – reply to this

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ok,THAT is gross!
jessiejames says – reply to this

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her face looks like a chunky vagina.
Serge says – reply to this

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She looks like the rich Rat that she is!!!!!!
JEEZLOUISE says – reply to this

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MADONNA- IS THAT YOU DAHLING?
Melissa Aikens says – reply to this

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can u imagine what she would look like without it??
Media Whore says – reply to this

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People are so jealous of all these celebs. That's why they like to tear them down. It makes them feel better about themselves.
DAN FROM SWEE TEES says – reply to this

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MJ says – reply to this

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she looks like an evil clown!
Perez Hitler says – reply to this

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This is coming from a man who dyes his hair a different color every week.
Rainbowcat says – reply to this

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Actually, I think she looks somewhat better now that her face is not so tight and "inflated" looking. But she'll probably be back under the knife and getting those fillers soon. Like Perez says: plastic surgery is an addiction.
debbie says – reply to this

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very sexxy….

nahht!
craig says – reply to this

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grandma needs to treat herself to a birthday present
Scuzzbucket says – reply to this

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JOAN IS A LEGEND , NUFF SAID
eddy says – reply to this

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Ya know what? This bitch looks far better than a lot of Hollywood stars, male and female of her era and age. Apparently, to me, it seems she put in the work and researched her doctors. I'm sorry, but she looks damn good for her age, and even though you can tell she's had work done, it's not overly overdone. Giver Miss Joan her props.
you need a makeover. says – reply to this

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I used to love coming on your site about three years ago

now it's just a bunch of bull.

all you do is take cheap shots. you're not even funny anymore.

if you graduated college with a communications major, maybe you could post something 1- commentative 2- entertaining 3- juicy, for once. or rather, once again.
she's horrifyingly ugly says – reply to this

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what are you gonna touch-up? the "touch-ups"?
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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JOAN RIVERS IS A SURVIVOR AND A LEGEND AND LET'S NOT FORGET A FRIEND OF THE GAY COMMUNITY. I HOPE NO ONE BASHED ON HER FOR GETTING OLD…………..BECAUSE AGE IS THE GREAT EQUALIZER MY LAMBS……WE'RE GETTING OLDER AS WE SPEAK. I COULD ONLY HOPE TO BE AS SUCCESSFUL AS HER WHEN I REACH THAT AGE. I KNOW THERE'S A LOT OF YOUNG LADIES ON THIS SITE WITH ROCK HARD ABS AND AN ASS LIKE A DREAM…BUT IT DOESN'T LAST HONEY
Melissa Rivers says – reply to this

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Mom always said that Dad committed suicide to get away from her.
james says – reply to this

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Re: OBAMA SWEEPS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – Im sorry to say it, but if Obama wins it he will be dead…
John says – reply to this

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Perez,
I know she looks a little funny. But I saw her perform at Berklee in Boston this past December and she was knock down Fabulous. Girl worked it for her money. I will see her every chance I get now.
Muah,
As always though Perez you are adorable!!!!
Muah,
John
John says – reply to this

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Perez,
I know she looks a little funny. But I saw her perform at Berklee in Boston this past December and she was knock down Fabulous. Girl worked it for her money. I will see her every chance I get now.
Muah,
As always though Perez you are adorable!!!!
Muah,
John
james says – reply to this

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their are to many liberals out there!
Layla says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHA…..She is one ugly fucker. She doesnt look human, i think this is the perfect example of- JUST GROW OLD GRACEFULY!!
christina says – reply to this

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ummmmmm… maybe it's time to lay off the plastic surgery joan, ya think?
Christine says – reply to this

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I wish she would divulge the name of her surgeon, so I know NEVER to go and see that talentless hack!!!