Time For A Touch-Up
Filed under: Knifestyles > Joan Rivers
Plastic melts!
Looking more cartoonish than ever, Joan Rivers showed off what her face has become at the premiere of her one woman show, Joan Rivers: A Work in Progress By A Life in Progress, this past week at the Geffen Playhouse in Los Angeles.
Maybe they fired her from the TV Guide Channel cuz viewers didn't wanna see her face anymore???
Plastic surgery is addictive, y'all. Stay away!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
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Barack HEARTS Che
Bitch looks like she can't even open her mouth…not that I'd want her to.
WHAT IN THE CRAP IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!!!!
NOTHING…..THAT'S WHAT!
I AM SO SICK OF THE CONSTANT CRITICISM OF EVERYONE!!
HER EXPRESSION IS SOFT AND RATHER PLEASANT..
FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, SHE IS OVER 70!!!!!!!!!
SHUT THE FLOCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Your face should take a cue from Joan Rivers
I met Joan in broad daylight in Edinburgh a few years ago when she did the Comedy Festival there. The reason I went was because my friend had seats to her show that were "close enuf to see the scars" reason enuf for me to go to Scotland
We met her the day before the show while she was outside shopping. I have a few pics with her. SHE LOOKED AMAZING AMAZING AMAZING. I don't care what the others say, I hope I look that good when I am 70-ish. Eff U all. I love you Joan. xoxo
Let her alone already…..She looks great for 74
Doesn't she kinda look like "Madame" of Waylon and Madame
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Perez, I have said this before, and I’ll repeat it once more: stick to celebrity non-sense. It suites you better.
I love Joan! She looks great for her age!
JOAN IS A LEGEND - SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER BE. WONDER WHY SHE'S BEEN AROUND SO LONG???????? DON'T YOU WANT TO LOOK GOOD IN YOUR 70'S? DON'T YOU WISH YOU COULD MAKE HER MONEY?????
Joan, if you read this. You look fucking incredible! You ROCK. i love you.
i'm 40. who is this perez, the "fat bastard" ha remember you calling that guy a fat bastard on the red carpet. hysterical.
She looks fantastic and she is in her 70's.
She is getting too look more like that lion lady all the time. She is gross!!!!!
that's … weird
Re: LOVE HER – why dont you go have some work done then? you can post the pictures here and we can all debate the results right here. dumb as a muzlim you are.
She just needs to do a minor, normal change and get a new hairdresser!
I am sorry that her eyes are getting droopy. With Botox there is no feeling left.
why can't people just embrace getting older instead of trying to prevent it?
but i will agree with a few other people, she does make fun of herself for it…lol
Very unflattering pic. She looks tons better than that in person. The Prez machine trying to convince us PS is BAD.
OMG! she looks like a cabbage patch doll
She almost appears Asian. I do appreciate her humor about her appearance though.
Re: Erika – I bet she was hilarious even before saying anything
It's really sad. She looks like a burn victim, who's facial skin has been grafted from other parts of her body.
She's funny as fuck though!
Ahhhh! I'm melting! ahhhhhh
Re: Heather – just because she jokes about her looks doesn't make her any less of an ugly mound of melted flesh
She is morphing into that cat lady!
She is still off the wall , raunchy and funny…
She looks like she's all puffy from surgery & is waiting for the swelling to subside,,,which hasn't, 20 years later
Fuck, I thought that was Madonna for a wee minute then….
Her nose looks like someone has rubbed shit on her lips and she's trying hard no to inhale it…..
I'm melting, melting!
She has the money and she's not pretending like its real so…we can't really say much about it.
Most joos need a facelift in their mid 30's.
Is this MADONNA?????
She looks fine pissy PP. What's your problem? Is it that she has talent, unlike you? Is it that she is a woman, unlike you? Is it that she has money earned from her talent, and you have no money or talent? Is it that she has been around long enough to grow old, and your talentless future will soon be showing you the back door?
Go find Castro's body or hype some more losers that pay you to promote their pathetic non-talent. Maybe you can be the next Jenny Craig spokes-model. God. Stick a chicken thigh in that big fat hole you call a mouth.
She's hideous looking. Do these people really think they look better with all that damned plastic surgery???? She looks like a fake puppet.. absolutely nauseating! I never cared for her or her degrading stupid humor.. she sux! and her nasty ass daughter too!
Who is she?
I remember 7 years ago when she at least looked like she could breath. Now .. I mean… she looks just like that cat woman figure. That is just not helthy at all.
Sweden says hello.
OK she looks like she'd melt under the sun! GROSS!! What is she like 90!?!?!
Oy vey What in G-d's name is that?? Cat woman NYC style? Really, I never in my wildest dreams imagined that the wit would morph into nit and be batshit crazy to boot! Jesus, that's a face only a mother could love…a mother of a wax doll, that is…LOL. Oy, no class, either. Grow old, gracefully, people. We're all going to die and get old if we're lucky. LOL.
Re: wowsey – "She looks fine"..????? What is YOUR problem? Your idea of looking fine is quite warped. God knows what you look like then
I don't understand why these people ruin theirself like this. Our body is destinated to age with time and so, I think it's better agin' gracefully and not do a sad, ridicule mask of yourself. These women are empty an' stupid.
You can do all the plastic surgery you want, we see your age whatever u like it or not, ugly old hag.
I don't understand why these people ruin theirself like this. Our body is destinated to age with time and so, I think it's better agin' gracefully and not do a sad, ridicule mask of yourself. These women are empty an' stupid.
You can do all the plastic surgery you want, we see your age whatever u like it or not, ugly old hag.
Why would anyone voluntarily mutilate their nose like that?! That's seriously effed up.
the only way you could "touch that up" would be to drive a tractor trailer over it, 20 times…
She looks like Leona Helmsey!
WOW, one butt ugly broad.
We all know who have face lifts, just by looking at their face.
Face lift don't make you look younger or better, it make you look like you have a face lift!
no matter how she looks now, i will always remember how joan rivers was the FUNNIEST person in america in the mid-1980's…..kathy griffin would never have happened without joan rivers paving the way….love you joan (and kathy too)
… well you're a totally fickle phoney, Pretzel, coz if she was 'au naturel' you'd be paying her out for being a wrinkly ball bag.
What age is she? 80? Fudge, i'm 41 and that's difficult enuff! Show the Lady some respect, coz she's a trooper!
Power to ya, Joanie!!! You rock on, Sister!
Her and Madonna have the same face……..
Perez, why have you illustrated this story with a pic of Madonna?!?
I dont' think she looks bad at all, considering all the procedures she's had done. Whe's not a young woman, and that's probably just a bad picture of her.
Perez, you're such an idiot! You're telling people to avoid plastic surgery, and at the same time you have a great time bashing the older celebrities who let their wrinkles show. Make up your mind– which one is it?!
It's too bad, she looks like catwoman, must have the same plastic surgeon. she is funny though!!
MS. JOAN GIRL……WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE FOOLING?????? HORRIBLE!!!!!!
gezz men
what's up with the rich n famous?
they don't realize how gross they look?
ohh men.. sorry I have to go n puke
this pic makes me sick
i don't care what anyone says joan rivers is hot for a og….she made walking the red carpet what it was…she coined the phase…who are you wearing?…and we all wanted to know!
oh my god what a freak she is very scary to look ad ,,,,,
put up a "separated at birth" comparison of joan and the surgically-enhanced lady know as cat woman.
Number one on the worst dressed list: Joan Rivers
Joan is a legend. If she wants to spend her money on plastic surgeons who make her look like a space alien, BFD.
she is a pig
when did Joan become a Amanda Lapore's mother?
hmmm.
is she wearing a halloween mask? oh no wait. thats her face.
she looks like Amanda Lepore
Even her hands have had loads of plastic surgery. They look like they have been majorly injected with Restalyne. Not a vein in sight.
shes so old school hollywood which i really misss
ewww…separated at birth…Joan Rivers and Jocelyn the cat lady