We Always Assumed He Was Gay!
Filed under: Elliot Mintz
First things first.
Thank God his skin is back to normal!
Secondly, Elliot Mintz loves the ladies.
Paris' publicist was spotted with this bionic beauty on Valentine's Day.
Nothing screams "I'm a heterosexual" quite like color coordinating your outfit with your date's!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: February 16, 2008 at 6:57 am



1st!
blah.
they look odd together eh
He looks funny
Nice Rack!
hmmmmm*
beard
He wore the fake orange tan cos he was going to a costume party as Barry Manilow you dick - get on the ball will you?
Color coordinating?! Perez, did you forget to put on your glasses today? Red tie + pink dress = ONE FUGLY COMBO!
Holland still loves you though..
He's not fooling anyone.
almost first!!!! =)
I KNOW YOU HAVE REVOLTING TASTE PEREZ BUT I'D LIKE TO THINK THAT EVEN YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO TELL THAT THERE IS NOTHING COLOR COORDINATING ABOUT THE OUTFITS THAT THESE TWO ARE WEARING…. HIS TIE IS RED.. HER DRESS IS PINK…. YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
I KNOW YOU HAVE REVOLTING TASTE PEREZ BUT I'D LIKE TO THINK THAT EVEN YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO TELL THAT THERE IS NOTHING COLOR COORDINATING ABOUT THE OUTFITS THAT THESE TWO ARE WEARING…. HIS TIE IS RED.. HER DRESS IS PINK…. YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
The dress is so 2004!!
2 people in this pic have a weenis, great boob job though, way to go dudes~!
Homeboy could double as one of Dennis Hopper's weird henchmen in Blue Velvet.
NOTHING SCREAMS "I'M COLOR BLIND" LIKE PAINTING YOUR FACE ORANGE AND TRYINGTO COLOR COORDINATE YOUR OUTFIT WITH YOUR DATE'S.
Bout time Danny Bonaduci CAME OUT of the closet
THAT is NOT color coordinated!are you color blind or something,perez?i bet you are,judging by your many haircolors and style!
Something dosent look right here, and I kinda miss his bacon-fresh skin. In Canada bacon fresh overtanned skin is all the rage eh.
She's just a beard.
Her left boob (our right)!!! OMGGGGG surgery malfunction.
I bet you he is paying her and then when he gets home he makes sweet love to his pool cleaner.GROWL!
This guy is so GAY! He's not fooling anybody, the woman is for the cameras only. He probably faints at the thought of even holding her hand.
are you joking? that's a tranny!
UHHMM,,, check out the BOTH of their adams apples, and her wrists, like her ad probably proclaims, "passable in public", come on paris how did you miss this one???
The woman has an adam's apple.
She's a beard, dumbass! He is 100% QUEEN.
Just cuz Elliot likes to take it up the anus doesn't mean he's gay! One thing is for sure, you know you are a has been in the PR game when you go to work for that herpes infected skank Parasite.
Color coordinating? Pink and red? In hell perhaps
I assumed he was a pumpkin by the last picture I saw of him, he was orange.
Re: Lady M –
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Color coordinated??? Get glasses and turn on a fucking light!
He looks really good in this photo……Arm candy on him helps alot!!!
Re: Duh! –
So you believe every excuse that comes out of a publicist? LOL…Barry Manilow my ass. And I guess he's all short and trolly in this picture because he's portraying a character from Lord of the Rings. Mm Hmm.
Re: Duh! –
He was orange like an Oompa Loompa.. idiot.
What's going on with the skin in her cleave? Looks like someone forgot to correct a photoshop mishap!
MARY, IT TAKES A FAIRY TO MAKE SOMETHING PRETTY!
i thought it was a transvestite…..
are you kidding me look closer thats a tranny
pink.. and red… are NOT the same color.
the gays don't want him!!!
What the fuck is wrong with her left boob? Is it leaking or something? Since she's so much taller, too bad he didn't paint his face orange again. He would have made a great oompa loompa.
YOU ASSUME EVERYONE IS GAY. YOU EVEN ACCUSE WOMEN OF BEING GAY MEN FOR GODS SAKE!! RED AND PINK ARE NOT CO-ORDINATED, IN FACT THEY CLASH.
umm ok perez , his suits black w. red tie … she has on a pink dress…
your a jeoulous homo whos still mad over the paris incident, get ovver it you fat fuck!