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We Always Assumed He Was Gay!

Filed under: Elliot Mintz

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First things first.

Thank God his skin is back to normal!

Secondly, Elliot Mintz loves the ladies.

Paris' publicist was spotted with this bionic beauty on Valentine's Day.

Nothing screams "I'm a heterosexual" quite like color coordinating your outfit with your date's!

[Image via WENN.]



97 comments to “We Always Assumed He Was Gay!”

  1. shazza says – reply to this


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    1st!

  2. jenny says – reply to this


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    blah.

  3. sarah says – reply to this


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    they look odd together eh

  4. sivster says – reply to this


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    He looks funny

  5. Fred Norris says – reply to this


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    Nice Rack!

  6. master patrick says – reply to this


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    hmmmmm*

  7. smevorg says – reply to this


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    beard

  8. Duh! says – reply to this


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    He wore the fake orange tan cos he was going to a costume party as Barry Manilow you dick - get on the ball will you?

  9. H says – reply to this


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    Color coordinating?! Perez, did you forget to put on your glasses today? Red tie + pink dress = ONE FUGLY COMBO!

    Holland still loves you though.. ;)

  10. houskat says – reply to this


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    He's not fooling anyone. :)

  11. Keeley says – reply to this


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    almost first!!!! =)

  12. Lady M says – reply to this


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    I KNOW YOU HAVE REVOLTING TASTE PEREZ BUT I'D LIKE TO THINK THAT EVEN YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO TELL THAT THERE IS NOTHING COLOR COORDINATING ABOUT THE OUTFITS THAT THESE TWO ARE WEARING…. HIS TIE IS RED.. HER DRESS IS PINK…. YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

  13. LADY M says – reply to this


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    I KNOW YOU HAVE REVOLTING TASTE PEREZ BUT I'D LIKE TO THINK THAT EVEN YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO TELL THAT THERE IS NOTHING COLOR COORDINATING ABOUT THE OUTFITS THAT THESE TWO ARE WEARING…. HIS TIE IS RED.. HER DRESS IS PINK…. YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

  14. She-who-shall-not-be-named says – reply to this


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    The dress is so 2004!!

  15. kiki says – reply to this


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    2 people in this pic have a weenis, great boob job though, way to go dudes~!

  16. Tony Spilotro says – reply to this


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    Homeboy could double as one of Dennis Hopper's weird henchmen in Blue Velvet.

  17. me says – reply to this


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    NOTHING SCREAMS "I'M COLOR BLIND" LIKE PAINTING YOUR FACE ORANGE AND TRYINGTO COLOR COORDINATE YOUR OUTFIT WITH YOUR DATE'S.

  18. Asheville Pete says – reply to this


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    Bout time Danny Bonaduci CAME OUT of the closet

  19. emma says – reply to this


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    THAT is NOT color coordinated!are you color blind or something,perez?i bet you are,judging by your many haircolors and style!

  20. vintage says – reply to this


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    Something dosent look right here, and I kinda miss his bacon-fresh skin. In Canada bacon fresh overtanned skin is all the rage eh.

  21. Shelley says – reply to this


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    She's just a beard.

  22. Lex (Alexandra) says – reply to this


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    Her left boob (our right)!!! OMGGGGG surgery malfunction.

  23. ester says – reply to this


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    I bet you he is paying her and then when he gets home he makes sweet love to his pool cleaner.GROWL!

  24. Gaylord says – reply to this


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    This guy is so GAY! He's not fooling anybody, the woman is for the cameras only. He probably faints at the thought of even holding her hand.

  25. k says – reply to this


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    are you joking? that's a tranny!

  26. spidermc says – reply to this


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    UHHMM,,, check out the BOTH of their adams apples, and her wrists, like her ad probably proclaims, "passable in public", come on paris how did you miss this one???

  27. Mujhebar says – reply to this


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    The woman has an adam's apple.

  28. Joe Blow says – reply to this


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    She's a beard, dumbass! He is 100% QUEEN.

  29. The Warden says – reply to this


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    Just cuz Elliot likes to take it up the anus doesn't mean he's gay! One thing is for sure, you know you are a has been in the PR game when you go to work for that herpes infected skank Parasite.

  30. Jonesy says – reply to this


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    Color coordinating? Pink and red? In hell perhaps :D

  31. BOSTON says – reply to this


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    I assumed he was a pumpkin by the last picture I saw of him, he was orange.

  32. PEREZ MONITOR says – reply to this


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    Re: Lady M

    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$–THANKS FOR THE POST–$$$$$$$$$$$$

  33. Christine says – reply to this


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    Color coordinated??? Get glasses and turn on a fucking light!

  34. charlotte says – reply to this


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    He looks really good in this photo……Arm candy on him helps alot!!!

  35. The ladies can have him says – reply to this


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    Re: Duh!

    So you believe every excuse that comes out of a publicist? LOL…Barry Manilow my ass. And I guess he's all short and trolly in this picture because he's portraying a character from Lord of the Rings. Mm Hmm.

  36. LilaGrace says – reply to this


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    Re: Duh!

    He was orange like an Oompa Loompa.. idiot.

  37. minime says – reply to this


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    What's going on with the skin in her cleave? Looks like someone forgot to correct a photoshop mishap!

  38. EMORY says – reply to this


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    MARY, IT TAKES A FAIRY TO MAKE SOMETHING PRETTY!

  39. p says – reply to this


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    i thought it was a transvestite…..

  40. john says – reply to this


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    are you kidding me look closer thats a tranny

  41. erin says – reply to this


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    pink.. and red… are NOT the same color.

  42. myko says – reply to this


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    the gays don't want him!!!

  43. whatever says – reply to this


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    What the fuck is wrong with her left boob? Is it leaking or something? Since she's so much taller, too bad he didn't paint his face orange again. He would have made a great oompa loompa.

  44. funky munky says – reply to this


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    YOU ASSUME EVERYONE IS GAY. YOU EVEN ACCUSE WOMEN OF BEING GAY MEN FOR GODS SAKE!! RED AND PINK ARE NOT CO-ORDINATED, IN FACT THEY CLASH.

  45. danny says – reply to this


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    umm ok perez , his suits black w. red tie … she has on a pink dress…

    your a jeoulous homo whos still mad over the paris incident, get ovver it you fat fuck!