We Always Assumed He Was Gay!
Filed under: Elliot Mintz
First things first.
Thank God his skin is back to normal!
Secondly, Elliot Mintz loves the ladies.
Paris' publicist was spotted with this bionic beauty on Valentine's Day.
Nothing screams "I'm a heterosexual" quite like color coordinating your outfit with your date's!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: February 16, 2008 at 6:57 am
1st!
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they look odd together eh
He looks funny
Nice Rack!
hmmmmm*
beard
He wore the fake orange tan cos he was going to a costume party as Barry Manilow you dick - get on the ball will you?
Color coordinating?! Perez, did you forget to put on your glasses today? Red tie + pink dress = ONE FUGLY COMBO!
Holland still loves you though..
He's not fooling anyone.
almost first!!!! =)
I KNOW YOU HAVE REVOLTING TASTE PEREZ BUT I'D LIKE TO THINK THAT EVEN YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO TELL THAT THERE IS NOTHING COLOR COORDINATING ABOUT THE OUTFITS THAT THESE TWO ARE WEARING…. HIS TIE IS RED.. HER DRESS IS PINK…. YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
I KNOW YOU HAVE REVOLTING TASTE PEREZ BUT I'D LIKE TO THINK THAT EVEN YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO TELL THAT THERE IS NOTHING COLOR COORDINATING ABOUT THE OUTFITS THAT THESE TWO ARE WEARING…. HIS TIE IS RED.. HER DRESS IS PINK…. YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
The dress is so 2004!!
2 people in this pic have a weenis, great boob job though, way to go dudes~!
Homeboy could double as one of Dennis Hopper's weird henchmen in Blue Velvet.
NOTHING SCREAMS "I'M COLOR BLIND" LIKE PAINTING YOUR FACE ORANGE AND TRYINGTO COLOR COORDINATE YOUR OUTFIT WITH YOUR DATE'S.
Bout time Danny Bonaduci CAME OUT of the closet
THAT is NOT color coordinated!are you color blind or something,perez?i bet you are,judging by your many haircolors and style!
Something dosent look right here, and I kinda miss his bacon-fresh skin. In Canada bacon fresh overtanned skin is all the rage eh.
She's just a beard.
Her left boob (our right)!!! OMGGGGG surgery malfunction.
I bet you he is paying her and then when he gets home he makes sweet love to his pool cleaner.GROWL!
This guy is so GAY! He's not fooling anybody, the woman is for the cameras only. He probably faints at the thought of even holding her hand.
are you joking? that's a tranny!
UHHMM,,, check out the BOTH of their adams apples, and her wrists, like her ad probably proclaims, "passable in public", come on paris how did you miss this one???
The woman has an adam's apple.
She's a beard, dumbass! He is 100% QUEEN.
Color coordinating? Pink and red? In hell perhaps
I assumed he was a pumpkin by the last picture I saw of him, he was orange.
Re: Lady M –
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Color coordinated??? Get glasses and turn on a fucking light!
He looks really good in this photo……Arm candy on him helps alot!!!
Re: Duh! –
So you believe every excuse that comes out of a publicist? LOL…Barry Manilow my ass. And I guess he's all short and trolly in this picture because he's portraying a character from Lord of the Rings. Mm Hmm.
Re: Duh! –
He was orange like an Oompa Loompa.. idiot.
What's going on with the skin in her cleave? Looks like someone forgot to correct a photoshop mishap!
MARY, IT TAKES A FAIRY TO MAKE SOMETHING PRETTY!
i thought it was a transvestite…..
are you kidding me look closer thats a tranny
pink.. and red… are NOT the same color.
the gays don't want him!!!
What the fuck is wrong with her left boob? Is it leaking or something? Since she's so much taller, too bad he didn't paint his face orange again. He would have made a great oompa loompa.
YOU ASSUME EVERYONE IS GAY. YOU EVEN ACCUSE WOMEN OF BEING GAY MEN FOR GODS SAKE!! RED AND PINK ARE NOT CO-ORDINATED, IN FACT THEY CLASH.
umm ok perez , his suits black w. red tie … she has on a pink dress…
your a jeoulous homo whos still mad over the paris incident, get ovver it you fat fuck!
this guy gets more ass than you perez, quit talking
Nice deformed fake ass boobs she got. Who are these people?
maybe she got paid to be with him..
You aren't even showing people the video where he makes fun of you Perez! Come on, you can shell it out but you can't take it?
PU-LEEEEZZ THIS BITCH LOOK LIKE HE WENT IN HER PURSE WHILE SHE WAS IN THE BATHROOM AND PUT ON HER MARE MINERALS…. A CHITTY MESS THERE IS NOTHING STRAIGHT ON HIM
Who is the drag queen tranny trog. Meaning the one on the right, in the pink dress?
first of all his tie is RED her dress is PINK… I wouldn't say that's color coordinated…. also, the reason he had that "fake" tan etc. etc. was because he was going to a party dressed as Barry Manilow!! (now thats funny) Geesh, maybe you should read other gossip sites better to get your info right.
I'd love for him to be a hungry power bottom for my top.
Who in the hell is Elliot Mintz?
Oh Perez, you poor color blind clown.
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First - hot pink & candy apple red are not color coordinated. I know this can be confusing to someone who considers hot pink hair & a purple zoot suit a flattering and well put together ensemble - but it's simply not true. That tie & that dress are no more coordinated than that sad outfit you're wearing right now.
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Someone who considers hot pink hair & a purple zoot suit a flattering and well put together ensemble should NOT be giving fashion advice or commentary.
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Try again honey.
It's a reflection of the downturn of our society that perfectly round plastic mounds spaced three inches apart on flat breatsbone passes for cleavage.
HIS DATE IS A TRANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HIS DATE IS A TRANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HIS DATE IS A TRANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HIS DATE IS A TRANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HIS DATE IS A TRANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HIS DATE IS A TRANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE IS WITH A TRANSSEXUAL PEREZ. LOOK CLOSER AT THE 'GIRL'…
GOLD DIGGER ALERT! GOLD DIGGER ALERT! GOLD DIGGER ALERT! GOLD DIGGER ALERT! GOLD DIGGER ALERT! GOLD DIGGER ALERT! GOLD DIGGER ALERT! GOLD DIGGER ALERT! GOLD DIGGER ALERT! GOLD DIGGER ALERT! GOLD DIGGER ALERT!
His date looks like a man!!!!
Dude, those dolls come in sizes. Get the shorter one next time and it will match better.
ummm, has anyone else noticed that her left implant is quite deformed? most likely scar tissue , surprised she would wear a low cut dress like that showing it off. And, really people, just because he is standing next to a girl, whom is either paid to be there or he is 'buying' in other ways does not indicate that he is not gay.
First clue is their body language.
ohh now I see what you mean by color coordinated: his face with her dress, and her toe nails with his tie. got it.
Most of the people that feel the need to hurl insults on chat boards are uglier than sin anyhow.
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def. not color coordinated!!! Hot pink and bright red no thank you!
known him for years- trust me he is anything but gay- he dates miss americas, victoria secret models, movie stars, some of the hottest chicks around– say what you want about him, but he is getting the last laugh
Hey, it's my agent, Elliot "Bacon Face" Mintz!
His date has an adams apple
wow perez im suprised u know what titties are ….. o yeah you have a set of your own silly me
Perez, I think you are colorblind. No offense. His tie is red. Her dress is hot pink. And ScarJo's dress was fushia. Alot of men are colorblind….
That could be a man in drag…
That looks like a tranny!
I cannot believe how lame people are and how many people are judging this picture. Did you ever think that they are friends. The girl in the picture is a friend of mine and she is very much a female all the way to her body parts. You do not have to be the same height to be in a picture together. I would love to see what the people look like that wrote rude comments because you are probably nothing to write home about and you probably would not make the same mistake again by name calling others. Leave them both alone! If you do not have anything nice to say, then do not say anything at all!!!
He gives me the creeps. I never could understand why John Lennon seemed to like him so much.
Perez, I think you need to listen to the others and leave the celebrity fashion critique to others. Few things clash like pink and red. My dad wore pink pants, but it wasn't cause he was gay. He was colorblind. Lily Allen looked the best ever in the pic you critiqued a couple days ago. The fact that you're not particularly fashionable is part of your appeal.
I wouldn't be surpised if she's an escort!! Dirty old fart!!!
he doesn't match her… he is wearing red and she is wearing pink..
Dude…he IS gay…that's a chick with a dick…trust
How is PINK & RED coordinating colors? They're not!
she is a chick with a dick
John Mayer love the ladies but John's still is gay.
That outfit doesn't look color coordinated. It looks like she is wearing pink. But the flash could have thrown the color off. oh yeah, and BTW, She's a man, Baby!!!!!!!!
he is gay with a love for trannies.
HELLO! Are you blind? That "woman" is a Tranny!
b.e.a.r.d.
I'm sure she was bought and paid for the evening.
his tie is RED her dress is HOT PINK. colorblind much? prolly explains your hair.
Perez, that is NOT color coordinated.
Elliot Mintz looks like a female to male tranny and the only thing he has ever loved is MONEY.
His ie looks red, and her dress is pink. Maybe they went out for Valentine's Day, Perez. My man would wear a red tie, and he's def not gay. Lay off of Elliot.
This is not news.
BORING!
OMG you are freakin color blind Perez. First the dark pink being called lavendar and now this. That is a hot pink dress and a red tie. They clash if anything and well shock and suprise it's Valentines day. As for the date she is probably from an escort service.
Re: snipereye – Re: shazza –
lol your like one of the first ppl that i saw put first and they actually were lol
Pink and red do not "color cooridinate". There goes the myth that gay men have style Perez.
that's a dude.
"She" did a good job of tucking her dick!
Thats a man
not so much the color coordinating - tie's red, dress is pink, but i will say what a horrendous little leopard print kleenex box w/ handles she is carrying!
Not color coordinated so much as clashing.