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We Always Assumed He Was Gay!

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First things first.

Thank God his skin is back to normal!

Secondly, Elliot Mintz loves the ladies.

Paris' publicist was spotted with this bionic beauty on Valentine's Day.

Nothing screams "I'm a heterosexual" quite like color coordinating your outfit with your date's!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Feb 16, 2008 at 6:57 am / Email this  »
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    96 comments to “We Always Assumed He Was Gay!”

    1. shazza says – reply to this


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      1st!

    2. jenny says – reply to this


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      blah.

    3. sarah says – reply to this


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      they look odd together eh

    4. sivster says – reply to this


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      He looks funny

    5. Fred Norris says – reply to this


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      Nice Rack!

    6. master patrick says – reply to this


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      hmmmmm*

    7. smevorg says – reply to this


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      beard

    8. Duh! says – reply to this


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      He wore the fake orange tan cos he was going to a costume party as Barry Manilow you dick - get on the ball will you?

    9. H says – reply to this


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      Color coordinating?! Perez, did you forget to put on your glasses today? Red tie + pink dress = ONE FUGLY COMBO!

      Holland still loves you though.. ;)

    10. houskat says – reply to this


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      He's not fooling anyone. :)

    11. Keeley says – reply to this


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      almost first!!!! =)

    12. Lady M says – reply to this


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      I KNOW YOU HAVE REVOLTING TASTE PEREZ BUT I'D LIKE TO THINK THAT EVEN YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO TELL THAT THERE IS NOTHING COLOR COORDINATING ABOUT THE OUTFITS THAT THESE TWO ARE WEARING…. HIS TIE IS RED.. HER DRESS IS PINK…. YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

    13. LADY M says – reply to this


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      I KNOW YOU HAVE REVOLTING TASTE PEREZ BUT I'D LIKE TO THINK THAT EVEN YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO TELL THAT THERE IS NOTHING COLOR COORDINATING ABOUT THE OUTFITS THAT THESE TWO ARE WEARING…. HIS TIE IS RED.. HER DRESS IS PINK…. YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

    14. She-who-shall-not-be-named says – reply to this


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      The dress is so 2004!!

    15. kiki says – reply to this


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      2 people in this pic have a weenis, great boob job though, way to go dudes~!

    16. Tony Spilotro says – reply to this


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      Homeboy could double as one of Dennis Hopper's weird henchmen in Blue Velvet.

    17. me says – reply to this


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      NOTHING SCREAMS "I'M COLOR BLIND" LIKE PAINTING YOUR FACE ORANGE AND TRYINGTO COLOR COORDINATE YOUR OUTFIT WITH YOUR DATE'S.

    18. Asheville Pete says – reply to this


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      Bout time Danny Bonaduci CAME OUT of the closet

    19. emma says – reply to this


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      THAT is NOT color coordinated!are you color blind or something,perez?i bet you are,judging by your many haircolors and style!

    20. vintage says – reply to this


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      Something dosent look right here, and I kinda miss his bacon-fresh skin. In Canada bacon fresh overtanned skin is all the rage eh.

    21. Shelley says – reply to this


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      She's just a beard.

    22. Lex (Alexandra) says – reply to this


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      Her left boob (our right)!!! OMGGGGG surgery malfunction.

    23. ester says – reply to this


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      I bet you he is paying her and then when he gets home he makes sweet love to his pool cleaner.GROWL!

    24. Gaylord says – reply to this


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      This guy is so GAY! He's not fooling anybody, the woman is for the cameras only. He probably faints at the thought of even holding her hand.

    25. k says – reply to this


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      are you joking? that's a tranny!

    26. spidermc says – reply to this


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      UHHMM,,, check out the BOTH of their adams apples, and her wrists, like her ad probably proclaims, "passable in public", come on paris how did you miss this one???

    27. Mujhebar says – reply to this


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      The woman has an adam's apple.

    28. Joe Blow says – reply to this


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      She's a beard, dumbass! He is 100% QUEEN.

    29. Jonesy says – reply to this


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      Color coordinating? Pink and red? In hell perhaps :D

    30. BOSTON says – reply to this


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      I assumed he was a pumpkin by the last picture I saw of him, he was orange.

    31. PEREZ MONITOR says – reply to this


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      Re: Lady M –

      $$$$$$$$$$$$$$–THANKS FOR THE POST–$$$$$$$$$$$$

    32. Christine says – reply to this


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      Color coordinated??? Get glasses and turn on a fucking light!

    33. charlotte says – reply to this


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      He looks really good in this photo……Arm candy on him helps alot!!!

    34. The ladies can have him says – reply to this


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      Re: Duh! –

      So you believe every excuse that comes out of a publicist? LOL…Barry Manilow my ass. And I guess he's all short and trolly in this picture because he's portraying a character from Lord of the Rings. Mm Hmm.

    35. LilaGrace says – reply to this


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      Re: Duh! –

      He was orange like an Oompa Loompa.. idiot.

    36. minime says – reply to this


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      What's going on with the skin in her cleave? Looks like someone forgot to correct a photoshop mishap!

    37. EMORY says – reply to this


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      MARY, IT TAKES A FAIRY TO MAKE SOMETHING PRETTY!

    38. p says – reply to this


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      i thought it was a transvestite…..

    39. john says – reply to this


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      are you kidding me look closer thats a tranny

    40. erin says – reply to this


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      pink.. and red… are NOT the same color.

    41. myko says – reply to this


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      the gays don't want him!!!

    42. whatever says – reply to this


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      What the fuck is wrong with her left boob? Is it leaking or something? Since she's so much taller, too bad he didn't paint his face orange again. He would have made a great oompa loompa.

    43. funky munky says – reply to this


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      YOU ASSUME EVERYONE IS GAY. YOU EVEN ACCUSE WOMEN OF BEING GAY MEN FOR GODS SAKE!! RED AND PINK ARE NOT CO-ORDINATED, IN FACT THEY CLASH.

    44. danny says – reply to this


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      umm ok perez , his suits black w. red tie … she has on a pink dress…

      your a jeoulous homo whos still mad over the paris incident, get ovver it you fat fuck!

    45. danny says – reply to this


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      this guy gets more ass than you perez, quit talking

    46. LeeLeeLee says – reply to this


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      Nice deformed fake ass boobs she got. Who are these people?

    47. sam says – reply to this


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      maybe she got paid to be with him..

    48. VA says – reply to this


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      You aren't even showing people the video where he makes fun of you Perez! Come on, you can shell it out but you can't take it?

    49. Darealcolumnist says – reply to this


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      PU-LEEEEZZ THIS BITCH LOOK LIKE HE WENT IN HER PURSE WHILE SHE WAS IN THE BATHROOM AND PUT ON HER MARE MINERALS…. A CHITTY MESS THERE IS NOTHING STRAIGHT ON HIM

    50. Harry Hong Kong King Kong Long Dong says – reply to this


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      Who is the drag queen tranny trog. Meaning the one on the right, in the pink dress?

    51. canadiangirl says – reply to this


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      first of all his tie is RED her dress is PINK… I wouldn't say that's color coordinated…. also, the reason he had that "fake" tan etc. etc. was because he was going to a party dressed as Barry Manilow!! (now thats funny) Geesh, maybe you should read other gossip sites better to get your info right.

    52. Bill says – reply to this


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      I'd love for him to be a hungry power bottom for my top.

    53. GregK says – reply to this


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      Who in the hell is Elliot Mintz?

    54. seamus says – reply to this


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      Oh Perez, you poor color blind clown.
      .
      First - hot pink & candy apple red are not color coordinated. I know this can be confusing to someone who considers hot pink hair & a purple zoot suit a flattering and well put together ensemble - but it's simply not true. That tie & that dress are no more coordinated than that sad outfit you're wearing right now.
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      Second…
      Someone who considers hot pink hair & a purple zoot suit a flattering and well put together ensemble should NOT be giving fashion advice or commentary.
      .
      Try again honey.

    55. Carl says – reply to this


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      It's a reflection of the downturn of our society that perfectly round plastic mounds spaced three inches apart on flat breatsbone passes for cleavage.

    56. TRANNIES ARE GIRLS TOO says – reply to this


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      HIS DATE IS A TRANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      HIS DATE IS A TRANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      HIS DATE IS A TRANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      HIS DATE IS A TRANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      HIS DATE IS A TRANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      HIS DATE IS A TRANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      HE IS WITH A TRANSSEXUAL PEREZ. LOOK CLOSER AT THE 'GIRL'…

    57. yogia says – reply to this


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      GOLD DIGGER ALERT! GOLD DIGGER ALERT! GOLD DIGGER ALERT! GOLD DIGGER ALERT! GOLD DIGGER ALERT! GOLD DIGGER ALERT! GOLD DIGGER ALERT! GOLD DIGGER ALERT! GOLD DIGGER ALERT! GOLD DIGGER ALERT! GOLD DIGGER ALERT!

    58. datgirl says – reply to this


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      His date looks like a man!!!!

    59. GG1000 says – reply to this


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      Dude, those dolls come in sizes. Get the shorter one next time and it will match better.

    60. snipereye says – reply to this


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      ummm, has anyone else noticed that her left implant is quite deformed? most likely scar tissue , surprised she would wear a low cut dress like that showing it off. And, really people, just because he is standing next to a girl, whom is either paid to be there or he is 'buying' in other ways does not indicate that he is not gay.
      First clue is their body language.

    61. anna says – reply to this


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      ohh now I see what you mean by color coordinated: his face with her dress, and her toe nails with his tie. got it.

    62. U R ALL NUTZ says – reply to this


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      Most of the people that feel the need to hurl insults on chat boards are uglier than sin anyhow.

      —-See Above—-

    63. S says – reply to this


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      def. not color coordinated!!! Hot pink and bright red no thank you!

    64. girlfriend says – reply to this


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      known him for years- trust me he is anything but gay- he dates miss americas, victoria secret models, movie stars, some of the hottest chicks around– say what you want about him, but he is getting the last laugh

    65. Paris Hilton says – reply to this


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      Hey, it's my agent, Elliot "Bacon Face" Mintz!

    66. Jill says – reply to this


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      His date has an adams apple

    67. puppylove says – reply to this


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      wow perez im suprised u know what titties are ….. o yeah you have a set of your own silly me

    68. Julz says – reply to this


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      Perez, I think you are colorblind. No offense. His tie is red. Her dress is hot pink. And ScarJo's dress was fushia. Alot of men are colorblind….

    69. jaime says – reply to this


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      That could be a man in drag…

    70. So What says – reply to this


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      That looks like a tranny!

    71. Shookster says – reply to this


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      I cannot believe how lame people are and how many people are judging this picture. Did you ever think that they are friends. The girl in the picture is a friend of mine and she is very much a female all the way to her body parts. You do not have to be the same height to be in a picture together. I would love to see what the people look like that wrote rude comments because you are probably nothing to write home about and you probably would not make the same mistake again by name calling others. Leave them both alone! If you do not have anything nice to say, then do not say anything at all!!!

    72. peoplehavethepower says – reply to this


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      He gives me the creeps. I never could understand why John Lennon seemed to like him so much.

    73. KB says – reply to this


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      Perez, I think you need to listen to the others and leave the celebrity fashion critique to others. Few things clash like pink and red. My dad wore pink pants, but it wasn't cause he was gay. He was colorblind. Lily Allen looked the best ever in the pic you critiqued a couple days ago. The fact that you're not particularly fashionable is part of your appeal.

    74. ESCORT!! says – reply to this


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      I wouldn't be surpised if she's an escort!! Dirty old fart!!!

    75. c says – reply to this


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      he doesn't match her… he is wearing red and she is wearing pink..

    76. b4real says – reply to this


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      Dude…he IS gay…that's a chick with a dick…trust

    77. SARAHr says – reply to this


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      How is PINK & RED coordinating colors? They're not!

    78. denise says – reply to this


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      she is a chick with a dick

    79. Shann says – reply to this


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      John Mayer love the ladies but John's still is gay.

    80. smaile says – reply to this


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      That outfit doesn't look color coordinated. It looks like she is wearing pink. But the flash could have thrown the color off. oh yeah, and BTW, She's a man, Baby!!!!!!!!

    81. trannylove says – reply to this


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      he is gay with a love for trannies.

    82. Katie says – reply to this


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      HELLO! Are you blind? That "woman" is a Tranny!

    83. krrn says – reply to this


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      b.e.a.r.d.

    84. AMO says – reply to this


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      I'm sure she was bought and paid for the evening.

    85. barbara says – reply to this


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      his tie is RED her dress is HOT PINK. colorblind much? prolly explains your hair.

    86. Yasdnil says – reply to this


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      Perez, that is NOT color coordinated.

    87. lakevubud says – reply to this


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      Elliot Mintz looks like a female to male tranny and the only thing he has ever loved is MONEY.

    88. eyrial says – reply to this


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      His ie looks red, and her dress is pink. Maybe they went out for Valentine's Day, Perez. My man would wear a red tie, and he's def not gay. Lay off of Elliot.

      This is not news.

      BORING!

    89. meme says – reply to this


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      OMG you are freakin color blind Perez. First the dark pink being called lavendar and now this. That is a hot pink dress and a red tie. They clash if anything and well shock and suprise it's Valentines day. As for the date she is probably from an escort service.

    90. Marilyn Monroe says – reply to this


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      Re: snipereye – Re: shazza –
      lol your like one of the first ppl that i saw put first and they actually were lol

    91. Susan says – reply to this


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      Pink and red do not "color cooridinate". There goes the myth that gay men have style Perez.

    92. Becca says – reply to this


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      that's a dude.

    93. Liz says – reply to this


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      "She" did a good job of tucking her dick!

    94. AliKill says – reply to this


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      Thats a man

    95. j*fab says – reply to this


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      not so much the color coordinating - tie's red, dress is pink, but i will say what a horrendous little leopard print kleenex box w/ handles she is carrying!

    96. paige says – reply to this


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      Not color coordinated so much as clashing.