This Is How Paris Celebrates Her Birthday

Most people like to be entertained on their birthday. NOT Paris Hilton!
The former heiress decided she wanted to be the one doing the entertaining for (at least) the second of her 27th birthday parties.
Paris donned her sexy lingerie and performed at the Pussycat Dolls Lounge at Caesar's in Las Vegas.
Perez's 30th birthday is in March and he just wants to sit back, celebrate and be entertained. Maybe with some sexy lingerie on too!
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first
SSSLLLLLUUUUUUTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Probably 11th!
3rd! NOt bad!
YOU ARE OLD PEREZ
ewww
skank
WHORE!!!!
Hell yeah top ten! Woot Woot Go paris!
Paris's idea of entertaining is boring. Give us something new…we know what your body looks like and we don't care.
Didn't she promise to change her ways and devote her time to charity when she was releashed from prison? What a skank!
she looks like a drag queen
I HAVE STD'S YES I DO!
I HAVE STD'S YES I DO!
I HAVE STD'S YES I DO!
BUT THAT WON'T STOP ME FROM F************CKING!
So much for turning over a new leaf
So much for turning over a new leaf
she singing? gosh
THIRD!!!!!
-anyway, this woman is a pathetic, ridiculous retard.
And decadence surely isn't what it used to be. These bastards ruin everything they touch.
wutta hot bitch luv ya
2nd?
Ugh. She's 27? Grow the hell up.
shes trying to hard
Vegas is a blast! That would have been fun to watch her
second.
stop covering this hideous bitch. she's like a demented baby jane who never stopped playing dress up and has the self awareness of an ant. tard face, definite partial identity disorder/possible schizoid…make her go away.
She'll NEVER be anything more than a SKANK!~!!!!
This ho' is so laaaaaaaaaaaaaaast year it's not even funny. Bitch you're twenty-seven, time to pack it up.
Is she serious? She should be so embarassed by herself …
firsttt
love her
SHE NEEDS TO PUT HER EXTENSIONS BACK IN! she looks wayyyyyyyy better with long hair. i met her @ san fran a few months back. she's gorgeous up close, but yeah - i used to like her way more in the past, say Paris circa- 2005/6.
by the way everyone needs to take a trip down memory lane and have a listen to Britney's In the Zone cd. its really unbelievable, you'll fall in love with it all over again. Its Vintage Britney before the crazyness!!
pathetic. paris hilton is pathetic. i feel sorry for her.
Desperate is the word I think of with Paris. I used to think she was okay but she needs to change her scene and do something besides trying to look sexy and partying.
The Hilton's must be so happy with their children. With their slutty daughter Paris and drunken son Barron. So far, Nicky seems to be the normal one. Hopefully she doesn't do something stupid to compete with those two out of fear of being labeled boring.
Isn't she getting toooooooo old and long in the tooth to keep doing this?
i thought it was her 27th birthday?….
i think i just threw up in my mouth
Does she ever just stay home for one day?. Here is another night of Paris getting drunk and making a whore out of herself. I can't wait until her body gives out and she ends up looking like an old hag.
eck…and she says that she was gonna be "good" or "better" or that shes "changed" since jail, if u ask me she hasnt done anything of the above
she need to grow up! is she gonna keep this forever?
Hope you get full blown AIDS for your birthday, fruit-loop HIPPO !!!
Hope you get full blown AIDS for your birthday, fruit-loop HIPPO !!!
Hope you get full blown AIDS for your birthday, fruit-loop HIPPO !!!
Hope you get full blown AIDS for your birthday, fruit-loop HIPPO !!!
Hope you get full blown AIDS for your birthday, fruit-loop HIPPO !!!
Hope you get full blown AIDS for your birthday, fruit-loop HIPPO !!!
Hope you get full blown AIDS for your birthday, fruit-loop HIPPO !!!
Hope you get full blown AIDS for your birthday, fruit-loop HIPPO !!!
Hope you get full blown AIDS for your birthday, fruit-loop HIPPO !!!
25th?
WHORE
20th!!!!!!!!
BITCHES
PARIS HILTON IS LAME
Whoever keeps saying Perez is going to get AIDS is fucked up….plus it doesn't just happen to gay people you idiot
She is so over - no one cares about her anymore - she's pathetic. And starting to look older and older…why do you even bother talking about her? There is nothing interesting about her - she's over…
Publicity stunt say what?
HAHA…TOP PIC LOOKS LIKE A HILTON-HERPES DUNK,SEE ALL THE HERPES SCUM ON THE GLASS?BOTTOM PIC LOOKS LIKE TRANNY NIGHT AT THE ”FUK ME IN THE ASS CLUB”.
SHES SO FUKKIN DISGUSTING.SOMEONE SHOULD SEND HER GRAMMPA THESE PICTURES….
SHE IS THE WALKING DEFINITION OF TRASH.
oh,get over ur fuckingselves!!!!!,Paris is hot,y'all just jealous coz you're not on the spotlight!!!!wow fancy birthday,that's hot!!!!!!!!
I think she needs to get over herself. No one is jealous. She's 27, big deal, I think one party is good enough. Her parents must be real proud. Stay home, once in a while. Maybe she should go back to jail because Paris has not learned her lesson.
OOHH MMYY GGOODD. She has out-skanked herself once again.
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she must have very low self esteem! Britney´s not the only one in need of therapy, it would be good for Paris too!
It looks like a really, really bad drag show…Are we all sure she was born a girl? She has a severe case of 'dude looks like a lady'.
she disgusts me.
NO TALENT WHATSOEVER!!
what happened to the "i see a bump" post? one second it was here and the next this stupid paris one is here
omg she's getting old
FKXG HAWWT !!!!!
HAPPYYYYY BDAY PARIS ! ♥
jajaja those are the consequences of letting her go out of jail before the 45 days she was supposed to be… she said she would change and bla bla bla… bull-shit…. she is 27 yrs old now and she does not have a fuck%$#$# idea of what to do with her life… poor girl… i'm sorry for her.. she is just pathetic….
WE ARE ALL SOOOOO BORED WITH PARIS HILTON!!!! STOP COVERING "STORIES" OF HER PEREZ!!! NOTHING SHE DOES ANYMORE IS SHOCKING OR NEW.. I REALLY DON'T EVEN THINK SHE COULD SHOCK US!! SHE'S A HAS BEEN AND HER 15MINUTES OF FAME HAS BEEN UP FOR QUITE SOME TIME. SHE JUST TRIES TO GET ATTENTION NOW BECAUSE SHE NEEDS TO PAY HER BILLS!! I THINK ITS KINDA FUNNY THAT NOW SHE IS IN THE SHADOW OF NICOLE RICHIE!!!! AND SERIOUSLY, WE ARE ALL SO OVER SEEING HER HALF NAKED/NAKED. ITS OOOOOLLLLLDDDDD AND SO PLAYED OUT. I THINK ACTUALLY SEEING HER IN FULL CLOTHES WOULD BE MORE OF A SHOCKER!!!!
BAN PARIS COVERAGE FROM THIS SITE!!!!!!!!!!!
BAN PARIS COVERAGE FROM THIS SITE!!!!!!!!!!!
BAN PARIS COVERAGE FROM THIS SITE!!!!!!!!!!!
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You're only turning 30 Mario? I call bullshit. Your flabby, pasty, doughy, out of shape body with man-boobs looks at least 45 years old. For a guy who made a fortune drawing cum dribbles on other people's work, you could at least hire a personal trainer and work off some of that flab.
She needs to learn to work out if she's gonna dress like a stripper. Eeeck - she's so not hot.
She looks like Brit at the VMA Awards.
She must have worked her ass off because seriously…..it's gone. In the side view of her in the black outfit, her ass is completely flat!
Re: Art Vandelay –
I agree the fat piece o' shit should try and at least make his stinking ass presentable. And believe me all that sweating, and liquor and whatever else this pigs stuffs down his piehole must make him reek.
I am so sick of the press and YOU Perez given this whore attention, she's such a waste of space, why is this country so fascinated by this airhead? very sad
… you are really going to be 40–why are you lying? Fot god's sakes, man, you look at least 40!
once a whore always a whore. another example of how money can't buy class
Why, oh why, couldn't she have fallen out of that cup…honestly, how many birthday parties has she had already this month? Makes me sick just looking at her (yeah, she's got a real job making crap no one wants)….
OR SOON TO BECOME ONE. SHE'S NOT MARRIED? HAHAHAHAHA. SHE WILL BE A SINGLE OLDER HAG NEXT YEAR TOO.
She totally ripped off a Dita Von Teese act. lame!
God she loves herself. It's so sad.
I love how everyone is pretending they like her music lol.
Gross.
You are the corniest bitch in the universe. Please wash your face and put some clothes on, thanks.
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Love xoxo,
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Everyone in America
she's just a whore
what happend to the jamie lynn article? xxx
She really needs to leave this sort of thing to Dita!
I can't wait till she's old and ugly.
Paris Hilton is old
she starting to look oold
She is so overexposed and not really worth talking about any more. Shallow, self-entitled, thinks she is better than everyone else because she comes from a family that owns an ancient hotel chain.
Her parents are disgusting for creating such a wretched, spoiled, evil individual who has been such a putrid public figure. What kind of pathetic cretin cries for her mommy, at the grown age 27 in a court room after getting behind the wheel drunk? All the magazines that have given this stupid creature who looks like a bird spray painted organe are to blame as well.
But now that it has come to light that she adopts animals like they are toys, and then just leaves them places without picking them up. Or lets them roam free so they can get lost or hit, and treats these living beings like accessories - she should really be tarred and feathered.
Let her be banned from every establishment. Let people throw things at her and jeer her. Let her be humitaled and degraded. Let people tar and feather her and torment her and her gross, disgusting, useless, festering, pathetic family.
If you see this bitch out in public - give her hell. She deserves it.
How does a SLUT dress as a HORE? Just look at this CARICATURE!
Perez, its a know fact that ur close frnds with Paris. I suggest u let the readers know that u are bias when blogging about her and her minions. U are never as harsh on her as u are on other celebs (eg lilly alan).
Happy b-day PARIS!!! it's my b-day too!!! Yay for us!!! anyways, all you haters need to leave paris alone. Yall just jealous she looks HOTT in lingerie!!! We are going to have a fabulous day!!! Laters bitches!!!
Perez, thinking of you in anything less than fully clothed makes me want to vomit
no offense
It's so pathetic that she's almost 30 and still acting like a teenager. You're over Parisite, a complete has-been. See you on the Surreal Life in 20 years.
such a tranny
SKANK HO
PEREZ, DON'T DO IT!!!
And the Queen of Narcissistic Cunts strikes again………….
1. She has no ass…and for some reason she reminds me of some hooker at one of those pre World World 2 German cabaret clubs. Nein fraulein…you have NO ass…just an extension of your back plus a crack.
2. The slightly down syndrome looking young woman at the bottom right gazing up with unabashed adoration at Her Royal Asslessness…might that be Tara Reid?
i'm tired of this slut
Holy fuck! I thought it was a drag queen at first. She was funny and cute on the first Simple Life. She has WAY overstayed her welcome. She needs to go the fuck away.
For your birthday P, I will get you a brain so you can make a logical decision and vote for Barack!
Since her movie and singing career is tanking before it even begun, she's turning to stripping like Pam Anderson.
throw the skank back in the slammer!
So glad she learned all those lessons in jail last year. You can see it really changed her as a person….*snort*. The Hollywood douchebaggery continues.
ummm whatever happened to that whole charity work/ I'm going to be a better role model thing????
perez, i love you, but didn't you already turn 30 last year?
or maybe i'm mistaken.
30 is not old though.
but you could be like miss samantha jones from 'sex and the city', celebrating her 37th birthday for the 5th year in a row!
It is comical that she has six or seven different birthday parties for herself every year! How self-absorbed is she?
Ew! Slut! She has NO CLASS! Herpe infected ugly bitch!
& Plus she stole that champaigne act from Dita Von Teese!
Pathetic…
Each of all these girls has written shit about self, you speak not about Paris. It's just yours signatures.
its like it charlies angels