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Quote of the Day

"TWO girls I kissed turned out to be gay. I kissed Jodie Foster. She played my girl on The Partridge Family, and look what happened."

- Danny Bonaduce tells Penthouse magazine

And, just for shitz and gigglez, as always, CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored Bonaduce cock shot.

[Images via Brett Mickelson.]

Posted: February 18, 2008 at 11:49 am

639 comments to “Quote of the Day”

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Omarha says – reply to this

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1st?
poop says – reply to this

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fffiirst
Gwen says – reply to this

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Lay off the steroids.
That is DISGUSTING.
JoJo says – reply to this

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baby weewee
JoJo says – reply to this

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baby weewee
me says – reply to this

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first!
Tiffanie says – reply to this

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first
anna jenkins louise says – reply to this

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bahahhaa
tiny little man
cristy says – reply to this

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LMFAO. ew.
crystal says – reply to this

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look at that baby dick!!! LOL
Jennifer P says – reply to this

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I am gonna be sick!!! Damn it! Why do I have to be a perv
eric snow says – reply to this

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EWWWWW! how could anyone kiss him? TINY DICK!
frankbikergirl says – reply to this

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thats just nasty!
....jay says – reply to this

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eeewww…..put it away….x
stephanie says – reply to this

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ew
lizrez says – reply to this

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that is so disgusting. it gets me every time.
j says – reply to this

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ew
Dee says – reply to this

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Dear god he's freakishly tiny. Gross.
cdfmkj says – reply to this

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holy shit its smalll
what the... says – reply to this

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omg…he's awful 20th?
Starla says – reply to this

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SOOO GROSS
TOO SMALL

FIRST
Amy says – reply to this

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hopefully he's a grow-er and not a show-er
Boston says – reply to this

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I don't even want to say it.
LB says – reply to this

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we willy winky
josh says – reply to this

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first
julie says – reply to this

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1st
Nats says – reply to this

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Tiny cock…ginger pubes!
angel says – reply to this

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and its still…..ewwwww!!!!!!
lol says – reply to this

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hilarious!
Larry Craig says – reply to this

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What is he talking about when he is gay himself. He was caught in the 1990's having sex in his car with a male hooker! He claimed he didn't know the hooker was a man, but the hooker came on the Phil Donahue Show(deep voice and all) and declared that Danny Boy certainly knew he was a he. Danny is such a fucking hypocrite he makes he puke. His first wife divorced him after she figured it out and he still maintains that he is straight. He is nothing but a self-hating gay man.
meily. says – reply to this

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eeeeewwww
ummmm no?! says – reply to this

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duuude hes so nasty looking,oh my god… ew…
Little Willy says – reply to this

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omg that is so nasty. fire crotchin' it up!
sjks says – reply to this

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Eugh
ltd2 says – reply to this

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That is nasty - OMG - did no one tell him?
briiii says – reply to this

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ew, wtf?!
Liiiizzz says – reply to this

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EEEWWWWWW.
and so tiny XD
em says – reply to this

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eehhuhuhuwwwww.
Cody Alaniz says – reply to this

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Ugh digusting.
kellyjane says – reply to this

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Danny is such a nasty, desperate mess. Adam Corolla rightfully gave him the heave ho. My skin crawled everytime he talked about sex w/ this way too young girlfriend. Angry firecrotch I say.
Leigh says – reply to this

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Ew
aaron delong says – reply to this

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Wow, even though thats tiny and disgusting, i'd suck it!
sexy says – reply to this

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needle dick!
JOJO says – reply to this

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He is so unfortunately small….weird sack too. Ick!
lisa says – reply to this

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ick
aimee says – reply to this

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AAAHHH! Make it stop! It burns my eyes!
Mary K says – reply to this

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wow that is the nastiest thing I have ever seen!!!!!!!!! That is also the smallest thing I have ever seen!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This guy is gross and needs to go away now.
shantel says – reply to this

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please excuse me while i run to the bathroom and vomit….
booo says – reply to this

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that is not something that i would show off
kerry says – reply to this

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that is horrible
J.B. says – reply to this

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I'm hoping he's a grower!
hello nurse! says – reply to this

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I see he's an innie!
scmatthews says – reply to this

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he has issues
tudor says – reply to this

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Wow, someone's little firetruck is ablaze.
I swear my son is 13 and he is says – reply to this

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is huge,but he's also Black, why does he keep showing this lil nasty thing?
YUCK! says – reply to this

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EWW is right… gawd!
mimi says – reply to this

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hahaha so tiny first
blah says – reply to this

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YUK! nasty tiny weeny
Little but... says – reply to this

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Not cute.
ELIZABETH says – reply to this

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now i see y his wife left him…. u can't see it lol
say10 says – reply to this

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this is good for my low self esteem
amy says – reply to this

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I thought he was going to pose naked to show people how big he was.
Ash says – reply to this

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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
Steph says – reply to this

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In a word, EW!
Denise says – reply to this

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Danny, I think you are beautiful and if they are all bithching I would want an opportunity to feel you. You are gorgeous!
Christine says – reply to this

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thats disgusting! your gross perez! im 1st
Shannon says – reply to this

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This still cracks me up. Being THAT small explains why this guys is always so full of rage and acts like he's such a big shot.
Whoever his ex-wife moves on to has got to be bigger than that and I'm happy for her. She can finally feel something during sex.
Boston says – reply to this

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Why does this man take his cloths off so much in public?
He looks like a getty in the woods that would scare the shit out of you.
.
If he has one friend out there, please tell him to keep the cloths on!
michelle says – reply to this

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WHERE IS IT???I CAN'T SEE IT!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Margarita says – reply to this

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I don't know what grosses me out more: the fact that he has a tiny willy, the orange flame of pubes that looks quite a bit like rust stains smeared across the top of it, or the fact that the top half of his body looks a lot like someone set Casper the ghost on fire. It's really a toss up for me.
Estelle says – reply to this

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I had to use the zoom on my screen. It's one thing to have a small dick, but what the fuck's up with the bag???? AND I think he's erect. No wonder he's a drunk. Sad.
erin says – reply to this

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hahahahaha awwww it's so little!!
gia says – reply to this

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i think he was moving to the side quickly or something, so his sack is jumping up & covering some of his other parts. i am sure its still on the smaller side of average though. he looks horrible & icky.
{♥{krazihottk/b/grl/{♥}{Hill will zave uz}♥} says – reply to this

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zzzzzzzzz leave Dannyz dick alone zzzzzzzzzzz

{{{{ danny… itz not U..gay people r gay..wazn't U ]]]]]]]]]]

zzzzzz I like Danny 4 throwing Johnny Fairplay & breaking his zz

[[[[[[[[[[[ horze teeth out..]]]] luv U danny ♥}}}}}}}}}
#56 says – reply to this

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Re: I swear my son is 13 and he is –

What the hell are you doing looking at your 13 yr old child's private for?
You sound sick. At that age give him privacy, and never brag about your own son. A lot of ??????'s there.
sammy says – reply to this

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How did Gretchen deal with a man with no dick?
*giggles* says – reply to this

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Awww…Poor thing! …and I'm talking ’bout the one who's doing him!! BaHaHa
Neptunebaby says – reply to this

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Yuck.

Like your new layout though.

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:) says – reply to this

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OMG SMALLEST dick in the WORLD!!!!!!!!!!
Bosco says – reply to this

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I wonder if ole Perez would love to give it a test drive?
ashley says – reply to this

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EWWW! that is horribly disgusting; where is the rest of it lol.
Toss my cookies says – reply to this

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If he kissed me I would definitely turn full force Birkenstock, plaid flannel shirt, Hillary lesbian gay!
Liz says – reply to this

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He just looks like his balls smell!! TINY, itty bitty dick! GROSS!!!!!
SMALL DOODLE-DINGER says – reply to this

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How could any self respecting female want this stubby fire-crotch mounting her? Can you imagine that red freckled nub entering you while his face was looking at you? He is UGLY inside & out!
Boston says – reply to this

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THIS STORY IS ABOUT HIS QUOTE TO PENTHOUSE ??????
WHO CARES?
.
WHY IS HE NAKED, WHAT IS HE DOING?
.
WHY DO I WANT TO THROW UP?
.
I THINK I'D GO GAY TOO IF I HAD TO LAY DOWN WITH HIM.
kim says – reply to this

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taht is digustin .. whats wrong with it ??
ally says – reply to this

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wtf is it so small?? how does that even happen to a person??
starrlyte99 says – reply to this

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WTF? why would he get naked w/ such a small dick? seriously. hide it…forever!! and damn, look at those chicken legs and small ass! does he only work out his upper body?
Rick says – reply to this

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Ya gotta love the sleazy pigs who post insulting comments about this guy on the net. They have tits the size of golf balls or they hang down to their belly button, disgusting ink all over their nasty bodies, they have no idea how to give a decent BJ (yet they all tell you how great they are LOL ask the boys who ridicule their talent) Their idea of good sex is laying there like a corpse moaning and groaning as they bark out demands. Like Kramer on Sienfeld said on one of the shows "let them get on top and do the work" . Tom Lykis on streaming online radio will fill you in on what these over rated owners of stinkiy vagina's really need for treatment.
Burned retina's says – reply to this

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Why, oh why did I look at that..
Heath says – reply to this

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Teeny Peenie!
tabby says – reply to this

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thats the smallest dick I've EVVVVVERRR seen!!!

hahaha gingeeeerr pubes!!
WOW says – reply to this

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he has pretty big balls
nina says – reply to this

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Wow look how tiny that thing is !!!!!!!
Lisa Lala says – reply to this

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Re: lymme –
The woman that wrote to him are most likely blind….
and deaf.
They probably wrote to him in braile. (sp?)
Ba Ling says – reply to this

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And I thought my younger brother was small, hehehehehehehhehehehhehe!
janedoed says – reply to this

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OMG i threw up in my mouth.
Larry Craig says – reply to this

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The baby dick little queer.
UNKNOWNN says – reply to this

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(small)
Jade says – reply to this

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ewwwwww…he cant be proud of that little shrub..haha..rotten!

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