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"Actress Paris Hilton attends a screening of The Hottie & The Nottie at The Brenden Theatres in The Palms Casino Resort on February 17, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada."

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202 comments to “The Caption Says It All”

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  1. ArmPitt™ says – reply to this


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    OMG!!!! THAT'S SOOOOO FUNNY!!!! :lol:

  2. crystal says – reply to this


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    at least her movie made 10 bucks this weekend, or did she get in free?

  3. shabba says – reply to this


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    is that real, or is she taking the mickey out of herself?

  4. haha says – reply to this


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    I heard the even PARIS walked out on this movie!!!!

  5. Fions says – reply to this


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    Genius.
    I love it.

  6. Andrea says – reply to this


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    Is that what was intended by the caption?

  7. K says – reply to this


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    Who cares about Paris. She is soooo yesterday's trash.

  8. colleen says – reply to this


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    haha what a dumbshit

  9. Bella says – reply to this


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    the theater is completely empty…too funny!

  10. sade says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D

  11. Zac says – reply to this


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    Hahaha, brilliant!

  12. qowiejqw says – reply to this


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    second!

  13. Will says – reply to this


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    What a bitch LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL

  14. Kel says – reply to this


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    That is SO frekin' hilarious! I'll bet that hot mess didn't even watch the whole damn movie…can you even imagine how horrible that movie is??

  15. g says – reply to this


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    hahaha

  16. gabby says – reply to this


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    maybe she will read this and think again of being in another movie..lol

  17. Paris is NEEDY says – reply to this


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    I like how all the cups are there, like people *tried* to watch that sh*t but had to get up and leave! And that was probably the Hilton family!

  18. Andrea says – reply to this


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    hahaha, that sucks.

  19. Andreita Spears says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHA!! Pwned!!

  20. Elba says – reply to this


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    HAHAHA. No one else went to go see it.

  21. fionja says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHA! Brilliant.

  22. alex luna says – reply to this


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    aww i would have gone…

  23. Heraldo says – reply to this


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    NO its not shut up

  24. PEREZ IS STRAIGHT! says – reply to this


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    NOT REALLY… But he's not a girl either! Get that stupid caption about making waffles and crap, YOUR NOT A CHICK. Anyway, Paris is a fucking moron. She's just trying to find ways to make some money since Mr. Hilton ain't given NONE TO ANYONE!! Smart move grandpa..

  25. rawrr says – reply to this


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    she was the only one in the world who wet to see that movie…. and who said she was the hottie? she is verry self centered

  26. james says – reply to this


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    Ahahahahhah. That movie's gonna blow.

  27. bree says – reply to this


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    paris is a waste of space

  28. Lilly says – reply to this


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    I love how the 'actress' is the only one attending this movie opening. *snort*

  29. WhoreInDenver says – reply to this


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    She's a whore like me…

  30. sewsherrie says – reply to this


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    give it up

  31. what? says – reply to this


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    Re: shabba – take the mickey out of…..whaaaaa??

  32. tash says – reply to this


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    HAHHAAAA HAHAHAHAHAAA HAHAHHAAHHAAAAAA!!!!! TOO FUNNY

  33. Kim says – reply to this


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    WTF

  34. becca says – reply to this


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    funny…..very funny!

  35. Lucy loves Tommy Lee says – reply to this


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    Ummmm….. why is the Theatre sooooo empty???

  36. [: says – reply to this


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    Well, this is clearly after the movie…the drinks are still there…OR IDK. Whatever.

  37. amelia231 says – reply to this


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    2nd

  38. rice says – reply to this


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    wowow

  39. sewsherrie says – reply to this


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    i like her dress

  40. SOMETHING SMELLS BAD... REALLY, REALLY BAD says – reply to this


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    HA HA HA! She bought one of the EIGHT tickets sold!! And 4 of the 9 sodas!!! FUck this nasty dirty CUNT once and FOR ALL!!! She and her dumbass alcoholic brother belong in the fucking TRASH CAN of humanity (otherwise known as their mommy's rotten cunt). Shove 'Em BACK UP THERE and call it a fucking year!!!!

  41. meechee says – reply to this


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    Dang…with all the empty soda containers behind her, I guess everyone ran screaming from theater after they saw the opening credits. This goofball should always be alone in a dark place.

  42. silly girl says – reply to this


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    Hahahahahaha!!!! :D

  43. hahaha says – reply to this


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    Does anyone like her anymore? I think she is starting to look old, HAHA she is almost 30.. She looks ugly like her mom!

  44. dana says – reply to this


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    Ha!! ha! bubble girl

  45. Alison says – reply to this


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    is it real?
    soo funny though

  46. Humor..... says – reply to this


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    The Cheese stands(sits) alone…..

  47. Nottie says – reply to this


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    I wonder what Obama's opinion is of Hottie or Nottie. Did he see it? I'll go see it if he says to.

  48. Kat says – reply to this


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    lolllllllllllllll empty!

  49. boo hoo heather says – reply to this


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    Paris needs to give up her hollywood movie star dream seriously…
    She needs to marry some rich guy and have kids…

  50. Oprah's VaJayJay says – reply to this


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    the movie really isn't that bad. who the fuck am I kidding, Paris is should stick to porn. Rick Soloman has a beg deck

  51. HAHAHA says – reply to this


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    that is funny… but what would make a movie company think they would actually have a money making movie with paris hilton in the lead roll… she is a terrible actress.

  52. Joyous1 says – reply to this


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    Now that is funny and ok to post about Paris.

  53. Paris is a slut says – reply to this


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    Paris is a slut and skank. She needs to get a fucking clue.

  54. bluenosed bastard says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! THAT'S SOME FUNNY SHIT RIGHT THERE

  55. target says – reply to this


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    you all (mario and his 'people' who scribe this site) are full of crap. how many actors in the lifetime of hollywood have made a killing in their first debut as a headliner? it takes time, and if i remember correctly, mr. mario, you barely made a dime from your 'movie career'. only now, as you libel and defame others, do you get any notice–and money. honey, get a life. and remember who gave you your name!!!!!!

  56. smiff says – reply to this


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    hey one person that is better than the average screening

  57. Sean Pennus says – reply to this


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    THAT'S WHAT SHE DESERVES - SHE'S A HERPES INFECTED WONKY EYED WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!

  58. stxo says – reply to this


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    i REALLY enjoy how she's the only one in the theatre in this pic .. really says something :)

  59. Gypsytrill says – reply to this


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    there are soda cups in all the empty seats around her–so does that mean that her personal FUNK drove all the other people away?
    hey skank–a sprinkle a day keeps the odor away!!!!

  60. Mandy says – reply to this


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    Hahaha actress?! Pleeeeease, she wishes!

  61. erikaaa says – reply to this


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    HAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHAAA! :D

  62. ju says – reply to this


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    AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
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    R U SERIOUS!!!!!!!

  63. VS says – reply to this


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    What actress? Paris is just a seat warmer! LOL!

  64. PAPERCLIP says – reply to this


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    Haha,.. shes the only one in the theater!

  65. Splitney Splears says – reply to this


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    ROTFLMAO. This is priceless.

  66. walo2 says – reply to this


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    i feel sorry for her :(

  67. Patches says – reply to this


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    OH FUCK THIS!
    I'M GOING BACK TO READING READERS DIGEST!!!
    THIS IS TOO FUCKING BORING!

  68. Miss Marie says – reply to this


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    Bullshit.

    She is the farthest thing from an actress. Stop going down on her Perez.

  69. julesnyc says – reply to this


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    When will she realize that she will never amount to anything… Paris! for the love of god starting making use of yourself. maybe get an education? clearly you are not talented in any way. oh except…. no wait,nothing.

  70. Londoner says – reply to this


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    LOL. You cannot be serious.

  71. Carl says – reply to this


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    The symboism is just so delicious. She's the only one interested in her own movie. She's a legend in her own mind.

  72. KiKi says – reply to this


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    Awesome! Whoever came up with that caption is a genius.

  73. IF TIME COULD FART IT WOULD BE PARIS HILTON says – reply to this


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    THey should have left her in prison– it would have been a more interesting show. People are finally realizing that the ENTIRE HILTON FAMILY is a diseased rat's nest full of venal rabid cunts. These people are true vermin- sorely in need of the fucking ORKIN MAN!!!!!

  74. DH says – reply to this


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    Well maybe if she didn't suck at everything she did her films would actually be good. You'd think she would get the hint already but apparently she's too dumb to figure it all out. *sighs*

  75. Miss Fortune says – reply to this


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    HA, that's awesome and pretty dead on from what I hear, god who would have thought that another overplayed story but dumbed way way down could bomb?…. Straight to dvd like ex-anyone not smart jessica simpson… She really needs to give it up and go back to what she does best….hmmm actually not really sure she has had a doing anything well time in her life other than being a no one with money, and for some odd reason sex appeal- the eye freaks me out, the rest of her is attractive I suppose- Yes I know that is where you got your name, but don't you kind of find it funny that you as a professional blogger etc. are almost as famous these days then who you got your name from- you are actually clever and have made something of your own and profited I am sure quite well from it, but when starting out you didn't really have a sort of celebrity status or popularity that you have today- hmm… how times change :)

    Have a good day
    Miss. Fortune
    oxox

  76. Samantha Jones says – reply to this


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    I'm just glad you're not sucking her dick anymore, Perez.

  77. Brittany says – reply to this


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    What marketing genius put this photo shot together?! Couldn't they at least make it look like somebody cared about her shitty movie?

  78. Sandra Dee says – reply to this


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    Ugh Actress? What Actress

  79. SOMEONE LEFT A DIRTY DIAPER IN THE MOVIE THEATER!!!! says – reply to this


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    It's going to be difficult to clean that seat… This could finally be the end for her! If she can't sell movies, clothes, magazines, records and any product or media other than porn– then it will be a matter of a year (or so) before "2 Drunk 2 Care (all anal)" starring Paris and Barron (drunk-dialing each other) hits the shelves!!! She needs to go away to the nursing home. Nasty stinky stupid, twat. She is not a human.

  80. bahahahaha says – reply to this


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    I love that shes the only one there!

  81. Elijah says – reply to this


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    "actress" ummm yeah…what a joke. The only Hilton that seems to have any actual talent or class is Niki.

  82. SB says – reply to this


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    Perhaps SHE bought a bunch of tickets? If the movie opens with a couple million in sales — we'll know she bought them all herself. She should have known… the title of the movie sounds absolutely ridiculous. But I'll bet it has unlimited camp value.

  83. K says – reply to this


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    on the plus side, that's a really pretty dress!

  84. Christiniiii says – reply to this


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    First! Paris sucks!

  85. Jenny says – reply to this


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    second! This movie rocks!

  86. Miss Hellanious says – reply to this


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    Ugghh…please, I beg of you…… no more Paris

  87. Christine L. says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHA she has no talent and is a dog killer!!! She has a beak of a nose and a crazy wonky eye that scares me everytime I look at it.

  88. cupid92 says – reply to this


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    Perez-thank you for making fun of Paris ONCE. I was really beginning to wonder about your relationship with her….

  89. Christiniii says – reply to this


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    She looks like a wax statue!!

  90. NobodySpecial says – reply to this


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    Ha ha, they promoted the hell out of that piece of crap and it went nowhere. What a horrible fucking movie, not even her fans went to see it. Watching the trailer made me sick. I hope whoever green-lighted this garbage lost a ton of money. Paris probably still thinks she can act. Fuck, she probably thinks the movie did well, she is that stupid.

  91. Courtney says – reply to this


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    Is this for real? Or is she making publicity attempts out of how bad her movie is?

  92. marios dog hayden says – reply to this


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    NO.1 ATTENTION WHORE!! yo perez do a poll on who is the biggest attention/media whore, is it paris, j-lo,jessica simpson, lohan, pamela anderson, posh spice, jordan, hilary duff, madonna, xtina, kylie?

  93. Aimee says – reply to this


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    Hahaha… classic.

  94. Krista says – reply to this


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    She is so full of herself. Who in the world told her she was a "Hottie"? I'm so sick of her.

  95. C.U.N.extT.uesday says – reply to this


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    HAHA…STUPID PARISHERPES….SHE PUT THOSE SODA CUPS THERE IN THE BACKGROUND TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE 2 PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY PAID TO SEE HER SHITTY MOVIE WERE IN THE BATHROOM LOBOTOMIZING THEMSELVES AFTER THE MOVIE-SHITSUCKING FEST.
    SHE'D DO BETTER SALES IF SHE'D ENDORSE VALTREX.

  96. blueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee says – reply to this


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    :)

  97. AND_LV says – reply to this


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    "Ehhh stars,so quickly fly, so brightly burn down…"
    - And if fairly it is sad to me it, Paris seems to me a good person - deeply in a shower, would like to bring to it happiness and success… ;)

  98. Perez Sucks! says – reply to this


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    Actress???? That is like saying Mario is good looking!

  99. kiki says – reply to this


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    Re: target – Yeah and since Parisite is destined to be the next Katherine Hepburn, lmfao ! gimme a fucking break.

  100. Samantha says – reply to this


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    hahaahah the place is empty!

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