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"Actress Paris Hilton attends a screening of The Hottie & The Nottie at The Brenden Theatres in The Palms Casino Resort on February 17, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada."
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OMG!!!! THAT'S SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!
at least her movie made 10 bucks this weekend, or did she get in free?
is that real, or is she taking the mickey out of herself?
I heard the even PARIS walked out on this movie!!!!
Genius.
I love it.
Is that what was intended by the caption?
Who cares about Paris. She is soooo yesterday's trash.
haha what a dumbshit
the theater is completely empty…too funny!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hahaha, brilliant!
second!
What a bitch LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL
That is SO frekin' hilarious! I'll bet that hot mess didn't even watch the whole damn movie…can you even imagine how horrible that movie is??
hahaha
maybe she will read this and think again of being in another movie..lol
I like how all the cups are there, like people *tried* to watch that sh*t but had to get up and leave! And that was probably the Hilton family!
hahaha, that sucks.
HAHAHAHA!! Pwned!!
HAHAHA. No one else went to go see it.
HAHAHAHA! Brilliant.
aww i would have gone…
NO its not shut up
NOT REALLY… But he's not a girl either! Get that stupid caption about making waffles and crap, YOUR NOT A CHICK. Anyway, Paris is a fucking moron. She's just trying to find ways to make some money since Mr. Hilton ain't given NONE TO ANYONE!! Smart move grandpa..
she was the only one in the world who wet to see that movie…. and who said she was the hottie? she is verry self centered
Ahahahahhah. That movie's gonna blow.
paris is a waste of space
I love how the 'actress' is the only one attending this movie opening. *snort*
She's a whore like me…
give it up
Re: shabba – take the mickey out of…..whaaaaa??
HAHHAAAA HAHAHAHAHAAA HAHAHHAAHHAAAAAA!!!!! TOO FUNNY
WTF
funny…..very funny!
Ummmm….. why is the Theatre sooooo empty???
Well, this is clearly after the movie…the drinks are still there…OR IDK. Whatever.
2nd
wowow
i like her dress
HA HA HA! She bought one of the EIGHT tickets sold!! And 4 of the 9 sodas!!! FUck this nasty dirty CUNT once and FOR ALL!!! She and her dumbass alcoholic brother belong in the fucking TRASH CAN of humanity (otherwise known as their mommy's rotten cunt). Shove 'Em BACK UP THERE and call it a fucking year!!!!
Dang…with all the empty soda containers behind her, I guess everyone ran screaming from theater after they saw the opening credits. This goofball should always be alone in a dark place.
Hahahahahaha!!!!
Does anyone like her anymore? I think she is starting to look old, HAHA she is almost 30.. She looks ugly like her mom!
Ha!! ha! bubble girl
is it real?
soo funny though
The Cheese stands(sits) alone…..
I wonder what Obama's opinion is of Hottie or Nottie. Did he see it? I'll go see it if he says to.
lolllllllllllllll empty!
Paris needs to give up her hollywood movie star dream seriously…
She needs to marry some rich guy and have kids…
the movie really isn't that bad. who the fuck am I kidding, Paris is should stick to porn. Rick Soloman has a beg deck
that is funny… but what would make a movie company think they would actually have a money making movie with paris hilton in the lead roll… she is a terrible actress.
Now that is funny and ok to post about Paris.
Paris is a slut and skank. She needs to get a fucking clue.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! THAT'S SOME FUNNY SHIT RIGHT THERE
you all (mario and his 'people' who scribe this site) are full of crap. how many actors in the lifetime of hollywood have made a killing in their first debut as a headliner? it takes time, and if i remember correctly, mr. mario, you barely made a dime from your 'movie career'. only now, as you libel and defame others, do you get any notice–and money. honey, get a life. and remember who gave you your name!!!!!!
hey one person that is better than the average screening
THAT'S WHAT SHE DESERVES - SHE'S A HERPES INFECTED WONKY EYED WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!
i REALLY enjoy how she's the only one in the theatre in this pic .. really says something
there are soda cups in all the empty seats around her–so does that mean that her personal FUNK drove all the other people away?
hey skank–a sprinkle a day keeps the odor away!!!!
Hahaha actress?! Pleeeeease, she wishes!
HAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHAAA!
AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
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R U SERIOUS!!!!!!!
What actress? Paris is just a seat warmer! LOL!
Haha,.. shes the only one in the theater!
ROTFLMAO. This is priceless.
i feel sorry for her
OH FUCK THIS!
I'M GOING BACK TO READING READERS DIGEST!!!
THIS IS TOO FUCKING BORING!
Bullshit.
She is the farthest thing from an actress. Stop going down on her Perez.
When will she realize that she will never amount to anything… Paris! for the love of god starting making use of yourself. maybe get an education? clearly you are not talented in any way. oh except…. no wait,nothing.
LOL. You cannot be serious.
The symboism is just so delicious. She's the only one interested in her own movie. She's a legend in her own mind.
Awesome! Whoever came up with that caption is a genius.
THey should have left her in prison– it would have been a more interesting show. People are finally realizing that the ENTIRE HILTON FAMILY is a diseased rat's nest full of venal rabid cunts. These people are true vermin- sorely in need of the fucking ORKIN MAN!!!!!
Well maybe if she didn't suck at everything she did her films would actually be good. You'd think she would get the hint already but apparently she's too dumb to figure it all out. *sighs*
HA, that's awesome and pretty dead on from what I hear, god who would have thought that another overplayed story but dumbed way way down could bomb?…. Straight to dvd like ex-anyone not smart jessica simpson… She really needs to give it up and go back to what she does best….hmmm actually not really sure she has had a doing anything well time in her life other than being a no one with money, and for some odd reason sex appeal- the eye freaks me out, the rest of her is attractive I suppose- Yes I know that is where you got your name, but don't you kind of find it funny that you as a professional blogger etc. are almost as famous these days then who you got your name from- you are actually clever and have made something of your own and profited I am sure quite well from it, but when starting out you didn't really have a sort of celebrity status or popularity that you have today- hmm… how times change
Have a good day
Miss. Fortune
oxox
I'm just glad you're not sucking her dick anymore, Perez.
What marketing genius put this photo shot together?! Couldn't they at least make it look like somebody cared about her shitty movie?
Ugh Actress? What Actress
It's going to be difficult to clean that seat… This could finally be the end for her! If she can't sell movies, clothes, magazines, records and any product or media other than porn– then it will be a matter of a year (or so) before "2 Drunk 2 Care (all anal)" starring Paris and Barron (drunk-dialing each other) hits the shelves!!! She needs to go away to the nursing home. Nasty stinky stupid, twat. She is not a human.
I love that shes the only one there!
"actress" ummm yeah…what a joke. The only Hilton that seems to have any actual talent or class is Niki.
Perhaps SHE bought a bunch of tickets? If the movie opens with a couple million in sales — we'll know she bought them all herself. She should have known… the title of the movie sounds absolutely ridiculous. But I'll bet it has unlimited camp value.
on the plus side, that's a really pretty dress!
First! Paris sucks!
second! This movie rocks!
Ugghh…please, I beg of you…… no more Paris
HAHAHAHA she has no talent and is a dog killer!!! She has a beak of a nose and a crazy wonky eye that scares me everytime I look at it.
Perez-thank you for making fun of Paris ONCE. I was really beginning to wonder about your relationship with her….
She looks like a wax statue!!
Ha ha, they promoted the hell out of that piece of crap and it went nowhere. What a horrible fucking movie, not even her fans went to see it. Watching the trailer made me sick. I hope whoever green-lighted this garbage lost a ton of money. Paris probably still thinks she can act. Fuck, she probably thinks the movie did well, she is that stupid.
Is this for real? Or is she making publicity attempts out of how bad her movie is?
NO.1 ATTENTION WHORE!! yo perez do a poll on who is the biggest attention/media whore, is it paris, j-lo,jessica simpson, lohan, pamela anderson, posh spice, jordan, hilary duff, madonna, xtina, kylie?
Hahaha… classic.
She is so full of herself. Who in the world told her she was a "Hottie"? I'm so sick of her.
HAHA…STUPID PARISHERPES….SHE PUT THOSE SODA CUPS THERE IN THE BACKGROUND TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE 2 PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY PAID TO SEE HER SHITTY MOVIE WERE IN THE BATHROOM LOBOTOMIZING THEMSELVES AFTER THE MOVIE-SHITSUCKING FEST.
SHE'D DO BETTER SALES IF SHE'D ENDORSE VALTREX.
:)
"Ehhh stars,so quickly fly, so brightly burn down…"
- And if fairly it is sad to me it, Paris seems to me a good person - deeply in a shower, would like to bring to it happiness and success…
Actress???? That is like saying Mario is good looking!
Re: target – Yeah and since Parisite is destined to be the next Katherine Hepburn, lmfao ! gimme a fucking break.
hahaahah the place is empty!