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Z Listers Galore

Filed under: Reality Television

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They're using the descriptor "stars" quite liberally!

Steve Guttenberg has also been confirmed as a castmate on the new season of Dancing With the Stars.

Yes, the dude from Police Academy in the '80s!

Adam Carolla has also been revealed as a contestant.

[Image via WENN.]



98 comments to “Z Listers Galore”

  1. moose says – reply to this
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    lew

  2. PhillipP says – reply to this
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    I used to have a major crush on him. He has not aged well.

  3. Andrea! says – reply to this
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    OMG
    FIRST BITCHEZ!

  4. BIG BOB says – reply to this
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    IF YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE JUST HOW SEXY STEVE (WAS), WATCH "COCCOON"! HE WAS SO CUTE & HANDSOME WITH A GREAT BODY TOO! I'D STILL DO HIM!

  5. shel says – reply to this
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    Was he in '3 Men And A Baby', too? I'm ashamed for knowing that.

  6. Mary K says – reply to this
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    I loved him in Police Academy! He was very cute back then. I was 14 when I watched them for the first time and had a crush on him. They are very funny movies.

  7. Kristen says – reply to this
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    I've been wondering where he was…

  8. mew says – reply to this
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    peepee poopie URINE

  9. ange says – reply to this
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    So when are you joining the cast? When you've lost more weight you tubby fuckwit?

  10. whit says – reply to this
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    first??

  11. dee says – reply to this
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    SECOND

  12. MOOSE says – reply to this
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    Re: Andrea!

    OMG
    actually i was first.
    jealous? retard

  13. LOOK AT HIM!!!!! says – reply to this
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    It is a cross between a toilet that someone forgot to flush and a wig pretending to grow a man. Steve Gutenberg's career smells worse than Paris Hilton's curdled crotch!!!!

  14. alessia says – reply to this
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    FIRST

  15. Tash Owens says – reply to this
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    Get back in your box Perez, Steve Gutenberg rocks.

  16. or says – reply to this
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    MR. good wood !!!

  17. Wow says – reply to this
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    This man has a career in Hollywood spanning four decades; he's been an actor, director, producer and writer. He's been in more than fifty movies. He has been an above-the-title star of six films that earned over $100,000,000 in the United States. In addition, he has spent much of his life dedicated to improving opportunities for the homeless and for young people, and has spent a tremendous amount of time and money on charity projects. I think your criticism here is unwarranted and petty.

  18. oh and you are definitely A list material says – reply to this
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    um, he's still more relevant and famous than you are Perez

  19. pookie says – reply to this
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    hasnt aged well? the guy is in his 50's. he looks awesome. I hope I look that good when I am in my 50's.

    Idiots!

  20. the detective says – reply to this
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    whoa, a blast from the past!!!

  21. radioman_ says – reply to this
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    Guttenberg made a great reply when someone asked him waht he'd been doing the last 20 years. He said, "I'm rich. Would you like me not to be rich?"

  22. st00pid says – reply to this
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  23. HERE LIES SOMEONE WHO ONCE EARNED SOMEONE (NOT HIMSELF) $100 MIL! says – reply to this
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    Re: Wow

    HAHAHAHAHA

    Now he looks like a distended ANUS threw up and couldn't find a soft towel to wipe the gutenberg off!!! Was that an EPITAPH you were writing back there?

  24. LeeAnn says – reply to this
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    Re: LOOK AT HIM!!!!! – Obviously you're what was IN the toilet! Piece of SHIT! Let's all take a look at YOUR incredible visage and form a turd, I mean opinion on your face. ASSHOLE!

  25. sarah says – reply to this
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    he was also in "it takes two" with Mary kate and Ashley olsen!

  26. COCCOON 4 THE RETURN OF THE RETURN says – reply to this
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    Re: LeeAnn

    Is "visage" the oozing crud that pours out of a career once it has been abandoned in the "Police Academy" zone too long?

    I hope they crank up the ritter fans on DWTS so that he has to chase his non-human hair across the stage, and then ask Wilford Brimley to wheel himself out and use his magical powers to make that greasy merkin levitate back onto Steve's grinning pumpkin head!!!!

  27. LookAtYou says – reply to this
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    Why is Perez always putting people on a list, when he has no standing in hollywood at all? Your only claim to fame is being a fat ass gossiper always in other people's business because you have none of your own.

  28. Meesha says – reply to this
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    One of my favorite movies he has done is P.S. Your Cat is Dead. If you are a fan and haven't seen this, he did a great job writing, directing and starring in it.

  29. ANOTHER jealous prick posts! says – reply to this
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    Re: HERE LIES SOMEONE WHO ONCE EARNED SOMEONE (NOT HIMSELF) $100 MIL! – He does a HUGE amount of charity work. Too bad there isn't a charity for mental defectives or one that specializes in soulless creeps like YOU! Put your picture on line let's see how you measure up! I thought not!

  30. Kimberly says – reply to this
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    Ooo! I loved him! It will be cool to see him again.

  31. kelsey says – reply to this
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    Third person from Veronica Mars to be on the show! First, it was Lisa Rinna (Lynne Echolls), then Harry Hamlin (Aaron Echolls), and now Steve Guttenberg (Woody Goodman).

  32. LeeAnn says – reply to this
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    Re: COCCOON 4 THE RETURN OF THE RETURN – WOW! How intellectual, NOT! At least now I understand that your drug addictions have driven your writing, if one can call this mindless drivel actually "writing"! I guess it is nice that even the psychotics have a place to excrete their rant, no matter how unintelligible! To put it in terms that even you can understand, SICK FUCK!

  33. Ahem, Who's the Rest of the Cast? says – reply to this
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    Perez, don't tease. If you've got Corolla and Guttenberg, you've got the list. Release, bitch, release it!

  34. Lysette says – reply to this
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    Z Listers is right. Adam Carolla? He doesn't even make the Z List. *blech* Is there a radio host in Indiana or Nebraska that might be interested? Apparently, this franchise has jumped the shark and is taking anybody. No stars on Dancing with the Stars. That's novel.

  35. Rockin in the free world says – reply to this
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    I remember that movie. They keep playing it over and over again because of the writer's strike. Like Springsteen said, there's 57 channels and nothin' on!!!!!

  36. brainchild says – reply to this
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    Did an anvil fall on his head?? Why is he looking so squished??
    I didn't even recognize him…

  37. ShoreIam says – reply to this
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    BIG BOB is right, he was HOT in Coccoon! If he lasts a few weeks, maybe he will get that body back

  38. Tony says – reply to this
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    Steve Guttenberg lost his juice a while ago, but for a time he was a decent actor. Cocoon, Diner, Boys From Brazil. I even liked him in the first Police Academy movie, and Short Circuit. It was after he did 3 Men and all the P.A. sequels that he lost his appeal. Tom Hanks took the opposite track. Hanks started out in crappy comedies, and eventually took more respectable roles.

    Anyway, Steve is looking long in the tooth. I wonder how well the guy can dance.

  39. co0ki3 says – reply to this
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    This guy steve seems like a great guy, but why would he want to waste his time on DANCING WITH THE STARS. that show is a piece of crap.

  40. ryans says – reply to this
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    he's a bigger star than willa ford and a host of others that have been on the show! he's not famous for sleeping with other famous people. at least he had a career at one time!

  41. ELAINE says – reply to this
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    EWWW IT IS VERY DISGUSTING WHEN AN ACTOR IS MENTIONED HERE AND A BUNCH OF GAYS LEAVE COMMENTS ABOUT HOW THE WOULD FUCK HIM. HOMOSEXUALITY IS DISGUSTING, YOU PEOPLE SHOULD KEEP THAT VILE CRAP TO YOURSELVES IF YOU ARE INTO THAT. YOURE MAKING THE REST OF US SICK, GO BACK IN THE FUCKEN CLOSET!!!

  42. HEATHER says – reply to this
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    I WISH HITLER WOULD COME BACK AND CANCEL THAT SHOW

  43. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh says – reply to this
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    Re: HEATHER
    why cant you just wish that the show is cancelled? why do you have to wish for hitler to come back? its not funny its stupid.

  44. simone says – reply to this
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    he looks good still!

  45. Dancing With The Tards says – reply to this
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    I'd rather see Michael Winslow, the guy that did all the cool sound effects.

  46. Pat says – reply to this
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    I WANNA F HIM IN THE A!!!!!

  47. dan says – reply to this
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    Steve used to be soooooooooo muscular. God, what happened?

  48. chat says – reply to this
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    Anything is a step up from being in a Jessica Simpson movie (Major Movie Star)

  49. MKA says – reply to this
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    this man was soooo in it takes two with mary kate and ashley

  50. shutt uppp says – reply to this
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    when you say that you are first when clearly you arent, you sound like an idiot. and uhh moose (wtf) you are not cool by going and clarifying that you were actually first. get a life

  51. I'd hit it says – reply to this
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    I used to rub one out thinking about him. Just for nostalgia I'd hit it.

  52. criminallyfugly says – reply to this
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    With the right set of ears, one ought be able to hear the collective "So What?" from the viewing audience when the show airs. Of course, it wouldn't be the first time…

  53. FUCK OFF BITCH! says – reply to this
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    Re: ELAINE – HONEY, I WANT TO SLIDE MY TONGUE RIGHT UP HIS HOT, HAIRY ASS! I WANT TO SUCK GOBS OF STEAMING CUM AND LET IT DRIP RIGHT OVER MY LIPS AND GULP IT DOWN. I WANT TO TO SHOVE HIS BIG HARD COCK UP MY ASS AND LET HIM FUCK MY HOLE 'TIL IT BLEEDS. I WANT TO SHOOT A GALLON OF HOT, JUICY, SLIMEY STICKY, GOOEY JIZZ ALL OVER MY FACE, RUB IT IN AND LICK IT OFF! HOW'S THAT WORKIN' FOR YA? STUPID CUNT!

  54. gooniegirl says – reply to this
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    Veronica Mars castmember, FTW!!

  55. Ana Banana says – reply to this
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    they should have casted the guy that made all the sound effects.

  56. stillcarazy says – reply to this
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    you sorta shouldnt underestimate steve guttenburg's legions of fans.youll be finished and he'll still have millions of fans everywhere.

  57. JAKE says – reply to this
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    Re: BIG BOB – DUDE YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOO CORRECT, STEVE HAD/HAS ONE HELL OF A PACKAGE

  58. uptown james says – reply to this
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    man, i used to dig this guy…..i don't even recognize him now. WTF happened?

  59. Maggie says – reply to this
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    Thank you #18! I was so annoyed when I saw Perez making fun of the Steve!! This man has spent years and his own money to help create a shelter for young men and women who find themselves without a home after they age out of foster care. To call him a Z lister is completely unfair and uncalled for. What have you, Perez, and your staff done lately to help make this world a better place? My guess, not much. Back the F#@k off of Steve. He is a man who deserves respect and he is not gay!

  60. Amber says – reply to this
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    I LOVE HIM!!! He's so awesome :) It'll *almost* make watching DWTS worth it…but not quite. Go Steve!

  61. johnny says – reply to this
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    I'd still suck him off!!!

  62. shelter says – reply to this
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    Word is Marlee Matsin and Priscilla Presley are two of the star contestants. Donnie Osmund was begging to be a contestant, but I don't know if DWTS chose him.

  63. yikes says – reply to this
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    Steve is turning into Barry Williams.
    But he's gotta be a better dancer than Carolla.

  64. NonCyboy says – reply to this
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    Steve Guttenberg used to have the best CHEST in Hollywood.

  65. Steve Hound says – reply to this
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    More Steve PLease. Keep this man in front of the camera. Still HOT after all these years. Sexy smile, flat belly and his junk still shows. At 50. OMG, HOT!!!

  66. Hello Kitty says – reply to this
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    Talk about being a Sad Kitty !

    While it would be nice for a feamle with talent to win DWTS, why are they going out of their way to pick such icky looky men ?

    Fuck Adam Corolla ! I want to see Dr.Pinsky Drew dance ! That man was way too lovely to be kept on a radio program. When Lovelines had shown on tv… I'm sure I was not the only woman lusting after Dr.Drew.. and I'm sure there were some men that wanted him too.

    But why such icky looking men, and Steve Guttenberg might as well be bald !

  67. theo says – reply to this
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    i'd fuck him

  68. Jen Tu Homegirl! says – reply to this
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    What The Hell Perez? Carolla and Guttenberg are freaking awesome! You being pretty fucking d list yourself shouldnt be talking shit puto. Youre cool though I love you …I want to get down with you to some old Style EL GENERAL MUSIC! Estas bien buena tu si estas bien buena…. lmao im drunk like britney ya'll!

  69. Mona says – reply to this
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    just e-mail me at www.m00nraven06@yahoo.com for more info.

  70. steph says – reply to this
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    hahah i used to love him!

  71. ang says – reply to this
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    Well, he did kick some ass in 3 Men & A Baby/Little Lady! I think they're running low on random actors to throw into that show. Hopefully that means it will end…AND SOON!!!!

  72. Lottie Tottie says – reply to this
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    Time really did march across his face! Heebs don't age well. Jackie Hoffman is better looking than him — and that's not saying much!

  73. H says – reply to this
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    And he played in Veronica Mars. The best show ever!!!

  74. tomcat says – reply to this
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    I cant wait to see PErez and all the twinks he worships turn 30+! they will jump off a bridge since there will be officially 'old'.

  75. Gisele says – reply to this
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    Steve is a great guy and a great FRIEND of mine, for the ones who do not know he has an incredible body, works out everyday and is a super healthy guy, family oriented and super down to earth. I am so excited for him! GO STEVIE!!!!

  76. kylie says – reply to this
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    Um just because he's old now doesn't mean he wasn't one of the most popular actors in the 80's. He's so not Z list. Happy childhood memories watching him. He always made movies funny and warm. I loved him in Three men and a baby. And the rest. Why are you being so ignorant Perez? Stupid call.

  77. Sister Midnight says – reply to this
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    Also announced: Kristi Yamaguchi, Shannon Elizabeth, Mari