Z Listers Galore

They're using the descriptor "stars" quite liberally!
Steve Guttenberg has also been confirmed as a castmate on the new season of Dancing With the Stars.
Yes, the dude from Police Academy in the '80s!
Adam Carolla has also been revealed as a contestant.
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I used to have a major crush on him. He has not aged well.
OMG
FIRST BITCHEZ!
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE JUST HOW SEXY STEVE (WAS), WATCH "COCCOON"! HE WAS SO CUTE & HANDSOME WITH A GREAT BODY TOO! I'D STILL DO HIM!
Was he in '3 Men And A Baby', too? I'm ashamed for knowing that.
I loved him in Police Academy! He was very cute back then. I was 14 when I watched them for the first time and had a crush on him. They are very funny movies.
I've been wondering where he was…
peepee poopie URINE
So when are you joining the cast? When you've lost more weight you tubby fuckwit?
first??
SECOND
Re: Andrea! –
OMG
actually i was first.
jealous? retard
It is a cross between a toilet that someone forgot to flush and a wig pretending to grow a man. Steve Gutenberg's career smells worse than Paris Hilton's curdled crotch!!!!
FIRST
Get back in your box Perez, Steve Gutenberg rocks.
MR. good wood !!!
This man has a career in Hollywood spanning four decades; he's been an actor, director, producer and writer. He's been in more than fifty movies. He has been an above-the-title star of six films that earned over $100,000,000 in the United States. In addition, he has spent much of his life dedicated to improving opportunities for the homeless and for young people, and has spent a tremendous amount of time and money on charity projects. I think your criticism here is unwarranted and petty.
um, he's still more relevant and famous than you are Perez
hasnt aged well? the guy is in his 50's. he looks awesome. I hope I look that good when I am in my 50's.
Idiots!
whoa, a blast from the past!!!
Guttenberg made a great reply when someone asked him waht he'd been doing the last 20 years. He said, "I'm rich. Would you like me not to be rich?"
Re: oh and you are definitely A list material –
not so much
Re: Wow –
HAHAHAHAHA
Now he looks like a distended ANUS threw up and couldn't find a soft towel to wipe the gutenberg off!!! Was that an EPITAPH you were writing back there?
Re: LOOK AT HIM!!!!! – Obviously you're what was IN the toilet! Piece of SHIT! Let's all take a look at YOUR incredible visage and form a turd, I mean opinion on your face. ASSHOLE!
he was also in "it takes two" with Mary kate and Ashley olsen!
Re: LeeAnn –
Is "visage" the oozing crud that pours out of a career once it has been abandoned in the "Police Academy" zone too long?
I hope they crank up the ritter fans on DWTS so that he has to chase his non-human hair across the stage, and then ask Wilford Brimley to wheel himself out and use his magical powers to make that greasy merkin levitate back onto Steve's grinning pumpkin head!!!!
Why is Perez always putting people on a list, when he has no standing in hollywood at all? Your only claim to fame is being a fat ass gossiper always in other people's business because you have none of your own.
One of my favorite movies he has done is P.S. Your Cat is Dead. If you are a fan and haven't seen this, he did a great job writing, directing and starring in it.
Re: HERE LIES SOMEONE WHO ONCE EARNED SOMEONE (NOT HIMSELF) $100 MIL! – He does a HUGE amount of charity work. Too bad there isn't a charity for mental defectives or one that specializes in soulless creeps like YOU! Put your picture on line let's see how you measure up! I thought not!
Ooo! I loved him! It will be cool to see him again.
Third person from Veronica Mars to be on the show! First, it was Lisa Rinna (Lynne Echolls), then Harry Hamlin (Aaron Echolls), and now Steve Guttenberg (Woody Goodman).
Re: COCCOON 4 THE RETURN OF THE RETURN – WOW! How intellectual, NOT! At least now I understand that your drug addictions have driven your writing, if one can call this mindless drivel actually "writing"! I guess it is nice that even the psychotics have a place to excrete their rant, no matter how unintelligible! To put it in terms that even you can understand, SICK FUCK!
Perez, don't tease. If you've got Corolla and Guttenberg, you've got the list. Release, bitch, release it!
Z Listers is right. Adam Carolla? He doesn't even make the Z List. *blech* Is there a radio host in Indiana or Nebraska that might be interested? Apparently, this franchise has jumped the shark and is taking anybody. No stars on Dancing with the Stars. That's novel.
I remember that movie. They keep playing it over and over again because of the writer's strike. Like Springsteen said, there's 57 channels and nothin' on!!!!!
Did an anvil fall on his head?? Why is he looking so squished??
I didn't even recognize him…
BIG BOB is right, he was HOT in Coccoon! If he lasts a few weeks, maybe he will get that body back
Steve Guttenberg lost his juice a while ago, but for a time he was a decent actor. Cocoon, Diner, Boys From Brazil. I even liked him in the first Police Academy movie, and Short Circuit. It was after he did 3 Men and all the P.A. sequels that he lost his appeal. Tom Hanks took the opposite track. Hanks started out in crappy comedies, and eventually took more respectable roles.
Anyway, Steve is looking long in the tooth. I wonder how well the guy can dance.
This guy steve seems like a great guy, but why would he want to waste his time on DANCING WITH THE STARS. that show is a piece of crap.
he's a bigger star than willa ford and a host of others that have been on the show! he's not famous for sleeping with other famous people. at least he had a career at one time!
EWWW IT IS VERY DISGUSTING WHEN AN ACTOR IS MENTIONED HERE AND A BUNCH OF GAYS LEAVE COMMENTS ABOUT HOW THE WOULD FUCK HIM. HOMOSEXUALITY IS DISGUSTING, YOU PEOPLE SHOULD KEEP THAT VILE CRAP TO YOURSELVES IF YOU ARE INTO THAT. YOURE MAKING THE REST OF US SICK, GO BACK IN THE FUCKEN CLOSET!!!
I WISH HITLER WOULD COME BACK AND CANCEL THAT SHOW
Re: HEATHER –
why cant you just wish that the show is cancelled? why do you have to wish for hitler to come back? its not funny its stupid.
he looks good still!
I'd rather see Michael Winslow, the guy that did all the cool sound effects.
I WANNA F HIM IN THE A!!!!!
Steve used to be soooooooooo muscular. God, what happened?
Anything is a step up from being in a Jessica Simpson movie (Major Movie Star)
this man was soooo in it takes two with mary kate and ashley
when you say that you are first when clearly you arent, you sound like an idiot. and uhh moose (wtf) you are not cool by going and clarifying that you were actually first. get a life
I used to rub one out thinking about him. Just for nostalgia I'd hit it.
With the right set of ears, one ought be able to hear the collective "So What?" from the viewing audience when the show airs. Of course, it wouldn't be the first time…
Re: ELAINE – HONEY, I WANT TO SLIDE MY TONGUE RIGHT UP HIS HOT, HAIRY ASS! I WANT TO SUCK GOBS OF STEAMING CUM AND LET IT DRIP RIGHT OVER MY LIPS AND GULP IT DOWN. I WANT TO TO SHOVE HIS BIG HARD COCK UP MY ASS AND LET HIM FUCK MY HOLE 'TIL IT BLEEDS. I WANT TO SHOOT A GALLON OF HOT, JUICY, SLIMEY STICKY, GOOEY JIZZ ALL OVER MY FACE, RUB IT IN AND LICK IT OFF! HOW'S THAT WORKIN' FOR YA? STUPID CUNT!
Veronica Mars castmember, FTW!!
they should have casted the guy that made all the sound effects.
you sorta shouldnt underestimate steve guttenburg's legions of fans.youll be finished and he'll still have millions of fans everywhere.
Re: BIG BOB – DUDE YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOO CORRECT, STEVE HAD/HAS ONE HELL OF A PACKAGE
man, i used to dig this guy…..i don't even recognize him now. WTF happened?
Thank you #18! I was so annoyed when I saw Perez making fun of the Steve!! This man has spent years and his own money to help create a shelter for young men and women who find themselves without a home after they age out of foster care. To call him a Z lister is completely unfair and uncalled for. What have you, Perez, and your staff done lately to help make this world a better place? My guess, not much. Back the F#@k off of Steve. He is a man who deserves respect and he is not gay!
I LOVE HIM!!! He's so awesome
It'll *almost* make watching DWTS worth it…but not quite. Go Steve!
I'd still suck him off!!!
Word is Marlee Matsin and Priscilla Presley are two of the star contestants. Donnie Osmund was begging to be a contestant, but I don't know if DWTS chose him.
Steve is turning into Barry Williams.
But he's gotta be a better dancer than Carolla.
Steve Guttenberg used to have the best CHEST in Hollywood.
More Steve PLease. Keep this man in front of the camera. Still HOT after all these years. Sexy smile, flat belly and his junk still shows. At 50. OMG, HOT!!!
Talk about being a Sad Kitty !
While it would be nice for a feamle with talent to win DWTS, why are they going out of their way to pick such icky looky men ?
Fuck Adam Corolla ! I want to see Dr.Pinsky Drew dance ! That man was way too lovely to be kept on a radio program. When Lovelines had shown on tv… I'm sure I was not the only woman lusting after Dr.Drew.. and I'm sure there were some men that wanted him too.
But why such icky looking men, and Steve Guttenberg might as well be bald !
i'd fuck him
What The Hell Perez? Carolla and Guttenberg are freaking awesome! You being pretty fucking d list yourself shouldnt be talking shit puto. Youre cool though I love you …I want to get down with you to some old Style EL GENERAL MUSIC! Estas bien buena tu si estas bien buena…. lmao im drunk like britney ya'll!
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hahah i used to love him!
Well, he did kick some ass in 3 Men & A Baby/Little Lady! I think they're running low on random actors to throw into that show. Hopefully that means it will end…AND SOON!!!!
Time really did march across his face! Heebs don't age well. Jackie Hoffman is better looking than him — and that's not saying much!
And he played in Veronica Mars. The best show ever!!!
I cant wait to see PErez and all the twinks he worships turn 30+! they will jump off a bridge since there will be officially 'old'.
Steve is a great guy and a great FRIEND of mine, for the ones who do not know he has an incredible body, works out everyday and is a super healthy guy, family oriented and super down to earth. I am so excited for him! GO STEVIE!!!!
Um just because he's old now doesn't mean he wasn't one of the most popular actors in the 80's. He's so not Z list. Happy childhood memories watching him. He always made movies funny and warm. I loved him in Three men and a baby. And the rest. Why are you being so ignorant Perez? Stupid call.
Also announced: Kristi Yamaguchi, Shannon Elizabeth, Mario, Christian De La Fuente, Jason Taylor, Monica Seles, Marissa Jaret Winokur, Penn Gilette, Marlee Matlin and Priscilla Presley.
No Donnie, Florence Henderson or Chyna.
I've always hated Steve Guttenberg.
Can't he afford a belt?
Fuck YOU Elaine! You're an IGNORANT CUNT!
You might want to stop by you local gay & lesbian center and do some research on the effects of living in the closet: shame, addiction, suicide.
And while you're there bone up on Hate crime and bashing statistics because of Ignorant Hate mongers that sound just like You!
Elaine! CUNT!
Eat my Azz and suck your husband's saliva off of my Dick!
I use to have a crush on him - something about that baby face of his
Police Academy was over two decades ago - I think he still looks sexy!!!!
KISSES
um…'Wow'…get off your high horse….are you on his payroll? That's great that he is doing work for disadvantaged people…word to him not necessary to be quite so specific..what websites do I visit to donate?
to 'shel; … 3 men and a baby was…and still is.. a great movie (originally French..by the by)..never be ashamed for seeing it again! Be proud of appreciating the movie for what it is, a lot of fun that made you laugh and feel fabulous!
wow good seeing him again.Pa movies just passed by on tv
This guy is a complete douche-bag. A couple of years ago, he was the guest on a radio program in my medium-sized Midwestern town. He was such a condesending asshole! After hearing the way he talked to the person interviewing him, I decided that HE is the nobody. Hey asshole……go back to the rock you've been living under and stay there!
FIRST of all, MY FATHER wrote Cocoon! Second, I dated Steven back in the early '90's. He was a great guy and not AFFECTED by his work. He was down to earth and fun to be with! This is why he is not "A" list…because he was leading a Normal life!!!!
Re: ELAINE –
…why are you on perez if you hate gays?
Total cuteness. Yay for Steve! I'll watch that stupid ass show just to see him.
They should change the name of this shwo to "Dancing with the Has-Beens and Wannabes". Oh well, at least eye-candy Louis van Amstel will be back this season.
I LOVE HIM!!! STILL HAVE A HUGE CRUSH ON HIM!!!!
It's obvious that that this pic was taken while in "mid-smile". It's a bad photo. I bet he's just as hot as he was!!! He's still got a nice bulge in those jeans.
I'd still fuck him!!!
why are they called has beens? You make enough money and retire and take it easy.. why keep trying to make more money? You can't take it with you.. when you have enough to enjoy the rest of your life that is what life is all about. You can't take the money with you… Steve is rich enough.. Enjoy life, that is what he is doing..
Steve Guttenberg is amazing. He is a great actor and a great person I am excited to see him on the show! plus he was an 80's hearthrob who still looks great give that man some respect! oh, cocoon is an amazing film. so is three men and a baby. Did I mention police academy? or how about it takes two? yeah thats what i thought bitches.
I loved him when he played the cancer patient that turned into a hot babe! He is great!
Okay, he is way more relevant than "police academy". He was on the best television show in decades, "Veronica Mars", for a whole season.
FUCK YA BITCHES!!! I LOVE ME SOME STEEEEEVE!!!
Re: Hols – That was The Boyfriend School. He was supposed to be from New Zealand…hot.
seriously… perez… do you say gay shit about actors, about all the irrelevencies of their careers in hopes of reaching out to all the superficial morons who know nothing of these stars? Seriously… it's funny stuff sometimes… but generally, you sound like a jealous asshole. "the dude from police academy"? oh man… tres tres jealu, n'est pas perez??
make fun of the fuck ups, not the ones who are still doin good. man probably still has more money than you… plus, he's NOT a huge self promotion whore!
smoochies!