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Reclaiming His Manhood, Bro!

Filed under: Jesse Metcalfe

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Ever since he got his ass whooped outside an LA club, he just hasn't been the same!

Trying to macho up his image, former actor Jesse Metcalfe was seen riding his hog around Los Angeles on Monday.

The only pig he really likes, though, are the ones with leather chaps and boots that give it to him good!

[Image via Fame Pictures]



110 comments to “Reclaiming His Manhood, Bro!”

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  1. Shawna says – reply to this


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    FIRSTT :)

  2. pauly says – reply to this


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    first

  3. ADRIANA says – reply to this


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    He's a cute gay guy!

  4. ss says – reply to this


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    first

  5. first says – reply to this


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    first! ^^ :D

  6. LoverGirl88 says – reply to this


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    1st? Maybe he should just quit waxing his eyebrows. That will make him more of a man.

  7. sonia says – reply to this


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    6th?

  8. These postins suck today says – reply to this


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    Perez, you're too busy pimping yourself out on TV to do this site any justice. Just quit today. Your posts are completely down hill, man. Give up the ghost. You're done.

  9. LAlex says – reply to this


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    first

  10. blahhh says – reply to this


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    blahhhh

  11. heynow says – reply to this


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    First! I am First! Finally first at last!! What kind of ride is that?

  12. Jill says – reply to this


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    I love him.

  13. Danny says – reply to this


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    Perez, you're only wishing. This guy is definitely straight.

  14. CAN I HAVE A JOB? says – reply to this


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    Too drunk to fight back, too dumb to work… All he can do is wheel around and wish that he weren't headed for the land of soft-core (where Richard Grieco is buried)…

  15. Rosie!!!! says – reply to this


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    Leave Jesse alone!

    HE IS HOT!

  16. c-z says – reply to this


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    dude got bitch slapped

  17. Yup, he's a queen says – reply to this


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    Love the lesbian flannel. He looks like he's going to hang out with his pal Jodie Foster. Seriously, this poor sap is so DESPERATE for attention, its sad.

    He took his shirt off on a TV show 3 years ago, and now he's realizing that doesnt make you famous.

  18. sara says – reply to this


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    Boyz ll Men show have a reunion tour!

  19. auds says – reply to this


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    LMAO. perez that last line about leather chaps makes me love you even more.

  20. Alicia says – reply to this


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    what has happened to jesse??? he's still hottt, but what a losserrr

  21. It's A Fact! says – reply to this


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    If you rushed to type "first," you rode the short bus to school as a kid.

  22. e. says – reply to this


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    perez:

    you are dirty ;)

    love,

    e.

  23. W says – reply to this


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    LOL, I bet 99% of your readers won't understand what you mean by "pig" in that last line… (btw, I'd totally watch!) Lots of bible-belt airhead tweens twisting their hair ’round their finger, "huh?" Now they'll go google "gay pig sex" and get an eyefull. Love it. You've finally posted something funny, Perez.

  24. TRINA says – reply to this


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    HE'S HOT BUT HIS PERSONALITY IS REALLY SUCKY!!!I ALMOST WANT TO LIKE HIM BUT PEREZ HAS THIS WAY OF MAKING ME HATE THIS GUY,THATS SOME BIASED JOURNALISM YOU GOT!!!!

  25. rachel says – reply to this


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    hahaha i literally laughed out loud when i read this!
    i love you perez!!!!

  26. Melody says – reply to this


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    "The only pig he really likes, though, are the ones with leather chaps and boots that give it to him good!"
    -
    -
    -
    As in, you, Perez?

  27. jabails says – reply to this


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    He's not that much of a man…….he's riding a Harley Sportster!!! My wife rides a sportster!!

  28. AnybodyButPerez says – reply to this


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    Now VH1 gave YOU a show!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?

    WHAT THE FUCK IS TV COMING TO?

    MTV AND VH1 need to be taken off of lineups.

    They've become Trash TV.

  29. Susan says – reply to this


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    OMG I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. theresa lopez-fitzgerald crane casey winthrop et al. says – reply to this


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    poor miguel. jeremy and i knew he was gay even back when he was pretending he loved charity and were constantly on the lookout for "clues". like, this one time when miguel rushed into tabitha's house because "i could thwear i heard a little boi! lol." but anyhow, it wasn't even close to being a lightbulb — it was a doorknob!

  31. Andrea says – reply to this


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    I agree.. Jesse was on my Gimme List for years now.. but Perez has turned me against him. He's one of those guys that you just say.. take off your clothes and don't open your mouth. Because if he did.. he'd ruin it for you.

  32. Fidel Castro says – reply to this


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    Fidel Castro resigned. Now Perez claimed that Fidel Castro was dead a year ago.
    How can a dead man resign from office a year later if he's dead?
    Hey Perez YOU BLEW IT!

  33. PP KISSER says – reply to this


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    I ALWAYS THOUGHT JESSIE LOOKED LIKE AN EXTREMELY SUBMISSIVE BOTTOM-BOY WAITING TO BE PLOWED BY A HUGE COCK…OF COURSE IN THIS PICTURE…WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE SCRUFF…HE LOOKS LIKE A MIDDLE AGED DYKE.

  34. Vickster says – reply to this


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    Ha! He's riding a sportster. Not much of an image boost. Sportsters are referred to as a "bitch's bike". I wouldn't even own one, and I'm a lady!

  35. sav says – reply to this


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    Ugh. that fool is about to come to my city, yuck!

  36. hoggin says – reply to this


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    Re: heynow – Harley sportster= chick bike or "small man" bike

  37. Sexy Swede says – reply to this


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    Jesse Metcalfe The Poster Boy For Stds

  38. Hes a male bitch says – reply to this


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    Sorry, but what the fuck does he need a messenger bag for??!?! To carry his makeup bag?!?!?

    A man carrys a wallet. Only a women or a male bitch needs a bag.

  39. ButtBOY says – reply to this


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    what a queer. Hes not even cute. He just looks like a flamer. He's such a prick too.

  40. Brian says – reply to this


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    Hell - he could sit his sweatty ass down on my face any time! OyeVey!

  41. Dude Looks Like a LADY!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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    Overly plucked eyebrows makes you wonder if he does drag in the evenings…

  42. ISIS says – reply to this


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    OK…this is getting soooo boring dude…he didnt get his ass whiped loser…the guy got 1 punch in ..hello..some other fool is holding his hand so he couldnt even protect himself…of course hes going to fall…whatever man your so lame..and let me guess big boy…hes gay too!!!!pppppppppppfffffff FUCKING DUMMY!!!!!!!!

  43. stefan says – reply to this


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    he didn't really get his ass kicked…just one sucker punch really…and no chance to fight back due to the bigbouncermen

  44. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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    I WANT TO LICK THAT MAN'S CHEST. THAT WASNT' NICE IMPLYING HE WANTS TO GET PLOWED BY LEATHERMEN!!!!!! I WANT HIM FOR ME.

  45. COME OUT MS JESSE! says – reply to this