Reclaiming His Manhood, Bro!
Filed under: Jesse Metcalfe
Ever since he got his ass whooped outside an LA club, he just hasn't been the same!
Trying to macho up his image, former actor Jesse Metcalfe was seen riding his hog around Los Angeles on Monday.
The only pig he really likes, though, are the ones with leather chaps and boots that give it to him good!
[Image via Fame Pictures]
Posted: February 19, 2008 at 4:06 pm



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He's a cute gay guy!
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first! ^^
1st? Maybe he should just quit waxing his eyebrows. That will make him more of a man.
6th?
Perez, you're too busy pimping yourself out on TV to do this site any justice. Just quit today. Your posts are completely down hill, man. Give up the ghost. You're done.
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First! I am First! Finally first at last!! What kind of ride is that?
I love him.
Perez, you're only wishing. This guy is definitely straight.
Too drunk to fight back, too dumb to work… All he can do is wheel around and wish that he weren't headed for the land of soft-core (where Richard Grieco is buried)…
Leave Jesse alone!
HE IS HOT!
dude got bitch slapped
Love the lesbian flannel. He looks like he's going to hang out with his pal Jodie Foster. Seriously, this poor sap is so DESPERATE for attention, its sad.
He took his shirt off on a TV show 3 years ago, and now he's realizing that doesnt make you famous.
Boyz ll Men show have a reunion tour!
LMAO. perez that last line about leather chaps makes me love you even more.
what has happened to jesse??? he's still hottt, but what a losserrr
If you rushed to type "first," you rode the short bus to school as a kid.
perez:
you are dirty
love,
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LOL, I bet 99% of your readers won't understand what you mean by "pig" in that last line… (btw, I'd totally watch!) Lots of bible-belt airhead tweens twisting their hair ’round their finger, "huh?" Now they'll go google "gay pig sex" and get an eyefull. Love it. You've finally posted something funny, Perez.
HE'S HOT BUT HIS PERSONALITY IS REALLY SUCKY!!!I ALMOST WANT TO LIKE HIM BUT PEREZ HAS THIS WAY OF MAKING ME HATE THIS GUY,THATS SOME BIASED JOURNALISM YOU GOT!!!!
hahaha i literally laughed out loud when i read this!
i love you perez!!!!
"The only pig he really likes, though, are the ones with leather chaps and boots that give it to him good!"
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As in, you, Perez?
He's not that much of a man…….he's riding a Harley Sportster!!! My wife rides a sportster!!
Now VH1 gave YOU a show!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?
WHAT THE FUCK IS TV COMING TO?
MTV AND VH1 need to be taken off of lineups.
They've become Trash TV.
OMG I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
poor miguel. jeremy and i knew he was gay even back when he was pretending he loved charity and were constantly on the lookout for "clues". like, this one time when miguel rushed into tabitha's house because "i could thwear i heard a little boi! lol." but anyhow, it wasn't even close to being a lightbulb — it was a doorknob!
I agree.. Jesse was on my Gimme List for years now.. but Perez has turned me against him. He's one of those guys that you just say.. take off your clothes and don't open your mouth. Because if he did.. he'd ruin it for you.
Fidel Castro resigned. Now Perez claimed that Fidel Castro was dead a year ago.
How can a dead man resign from office a year later if he's dead?
Hey Perez YOU BLEW IT!
I ALWAYS THOUGHT JESSIE LOOKED LIKE AN EXTREMELY SUBMISSIVE BOTTOM-BOY WAITING TO BE PLOWED BY A HUGE COCK…OF COURSE IN THIS PICTURE…WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE SCRUFF…HE LOOKS LIKE A MIDDLE AGED DYKE.
Ha! He's riding a sportster. Not much of an image boost. Sportsters are referred to as a "bitch's bike". I wouldn't even own one, and I'm a lady!
Ugh. that fool is about to come to my city, yuck!
Re: heynow – Harley sportster= chick bike or "small man" bike
Jesse Metcalfe The Poster Boy For Stds
Sorry, but what the fuck does he need a messenger bag for??!?! To carry his makeup bag?!?!?
A man carrys a wallet. Only a women or a male bitch needs a bag.
what a queer. Hes not even cute. He just looks like a flamer. He's such a prick too.
Hell - he could sit his sweatty ass down on my face any time! OyeVey!
Overly plucked eyebrows makes you wonder if he does drag in the evenings…
OK…this is getting soooo boring dude…he didnt get his ass whiped loser…the guy got 1 punch in ..hello..some other fool is holding his hand so he couldnt even protect himself…of course hes going to fall…whatever man your so lame..and let me guess big boy…hes gay too!!!!pppppppppppfffffff FUCKING DUMMY!!!!!!!!
he didn't really get his ass kicked…just one sucker punch really…and no chance to fight back due to the bigbouncermen
I WANT TO LICK THAT MAN'S CHEST. THAT WASNT' NICE IMPLYING HE WANTS TO GET PLOWED BY LEATHERMEN!!!!!! I WANT HIM FOR ME.