Reclaiming His Manhood, Bro!
Filed under: Jesse Metcalfe
Ever since he got his ass whooped outside an LA club, he just hasn't been the same!
Trying to macho up his image, former actor Jesse Metcalfe was seen riding his hog around Los Angeles on Monday.
The only pig he really likes, though, are the ones with leather chaps and boots that give it to him good!
[Image via Fame Pictures]
Posted: February 19, 2008 at 4:06 pm
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He's a cute gay guy!
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first! ^^
1st? Maybe he should just quit waxing his eyebrows. That will make him more of a man.
6th?
Perez, you're too busy pimping yourself out on TV to do this site any justice. Just quit today. Your posts are completely down hill, man. Give up the ghost. You're done.
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First! I am First! Finally first at last!! What kind of ride is that?
I love him.
Perez, you're only wishing. This guy is definitely straight.
Too drunk to fight back, too dumb to work… All he can do is wheel around and wish that he weren't headed for the land of soft-core (where Richard Grieco is buried)…
Leave Jesse alone!
HE IS HOT!
dude got bitch slapped
Love the lesbian flannel. He looks like he's going to hang out with his pal Jodie Foster. Seriously, this poor sap is so DESPERATE for attention, its sad.
He took his shirt off on a TV show 3 years ago, and now he's realizing that doesnt make you famous.
Boyz ll Men show have a reunion tour!
LMAO. perez that last line about leather chaps makes me love you even more.
what has happened to jesse??? he's still hottt, but what a losserrr
If you rushed to type "first," you rode the short bus to school as a kid.
perez:
you are dirty
love,
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LOL, I bet 99% of your readers won't understand what you mean by "pig" in that last line… (btw, I'd totally watch!) Lots of bible-belt airhead tweens twisting their hair ’round their finger, "huh?" Now they'll go google "gay pig sex" and get an eyefull. Love it. You've finally posted something funny, Perez.
HE'S HOT BUT HIS PERSONALITY IS REALLY SUCKY!!!I ALMOST WANT TO LIKE HIM BUT PEREZ HAS THIS WAY OF MAKING ME HATE THIS GUY,THATS SOME BIASED JOURNALISM YOU GOT!!!!
hahaha i literally laughed out loud when i read this!
i love you perez!!!!
"The only pig he really likes, though, are the ones with leather chaps and boots that give it to him good!"
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As in, you, Perez?
He's not that much of a man…….he's riding a Harley Sportster!!! My wife rides a sportster!!
Now VH1 gave YOU a show!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?
WHAT THE FUCK IS TV COMING TO?
MTV AND VH1 need to be taken off of lineups.
They've become Trash TV.
OMG I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
poor miguel. jeremy and i knew he was gay even back when he was pretending he loved charity and were constantly on the lookout for "clues". like, this one time when miguel rushed into tabitha's house because "i could thwear i heard a little boi! lol." but anyhow, it wasn't even close to being a lightbulb — it was a doorknob!
I agree.. Jesse was on my Gimme List for years now.. but Perez has turned me against him. He's one of those guys that you just say.. take off your clothes and don't open your mouth. Because if he did.. he'd ruin it for you.
Fidel Castro resigned. Now Perez claimed that Fidel Castro was dead a year ago.
How can a dead man resign from office a year later if he's dead?
Hey Perez YOU BLEW IT!
I ALWAYS THOUGHT JESSIE LOOKED LIKE AN EXTREMELY SUBMISSIVE BOTTOM-BOY WAITING TO BE PLOWED BY A HUGE COCK…OF COURSE IN THIS PICTURE…WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE SCRUFF…HE LOOKS LIKE A MIDDLE AGED DYKE.
Ha! He's riding a sportster. Not much of an image boost. Sportsters are referred to as a "bitch's bike". I wouldn't even own one, and I'm a lady!
Ugh. that fool is about to come to my city, yuck!
Re: heynow – Harley sportster= chick bike or "small man" bike
Jesse Metcalfe The Poster Boy For Stds
Sorry, but what the fuck does he need a messenger bag for??!?! To carry his makeup bag?!?!?
A man carrys a wallet. Only a women or a male bitch needs a bag.
what a queer. Hes not even cute. He just looks like a flamer. He's such a prick too.
Hell - he could sit his sweatty ass down on my face any time! OyeVey!
Overly plucked eyebrows makes you wonder if he does drag in the evenings…
OK…this is getting soooo boring dude…he didnt get his ass whiped loser…the guy got 1 punch in ..hello..some other fool is holding his hand so he couldnt even protect himself…of course hes going to fall…whatever man your so lame..and let me guess big boy…hes gay too!!!!pppppppppppfffffff FUCKING DUMMY!!!!!!!!
he didn't really get his ass kicked…just one sucker punch really…and no chance to fight back due to the bigbouncermen
I WANT TO LICK THAT MAN'S CHEST. THAT WASNT' NICE IMPLYING HE WANTS TO GET PLOWED BY LEATHERMEN!!!!!! I WANT HIM FOR ME.
……..POOR JESSE, HE JUST LOOKS LIKE SOME SILLY BUTCH DYKE ON THAT GIRL-BIKE…..A HARLEY SOW!!!
……..HE REALLY SHOULD JUST GO TO GAY PORN NOW WHILE HE HAS SOME 'CELEBRITY' AND CAN CASH IN ON HIS FADING LOOKS AND, HOPEFULLY, AMPLE-ENOUGH COCK AND BALLS.
……..AND THE 'MANSCAPING'….. HELL EVEN THE GAY DUDES AREN'T DOING THAT ANY MORE.
…….HEY JESSE! [SINGING] "COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE! / AND FILM SOME GAY PORN; YOU 'CAN' BE A STAR!" TSK, TSK, TSK
this guy is a fuckin loser man!
"Chill Bro looking to j.o to straight porn with another chill bro while my girlfriend's out of town."
Damn, those just kill me! I love "chill bro's"
THIS GUY HAS NO TALENT OTHER THAN BEING AN AVERAGE LOOKING A*HOLE. HES A DOUSHE AND NOT SEXY! STOP WRITING ABOIUT HIM PEREZ, HE IS JUST A MEMORY, NOT A REAL ACTOR WHO WE TAKE SERIOUSLY. THANKS!
FORMER ACTOR?!?!?!??!?!?!
omg!
i didnt know he quit acting.. aww i loved im..:(
Re: AnybodyButPerez – SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY'S JEALOUS.
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GREEN IS NOT YOUR COLOR GIRL!!!! TEE HEEE….TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT
Re: Andrea – #31……………..I DON'T SEE JESSE TAKING HIS CLOTHS OFF FOR YOU!………………………..OH SNAP!!!!!!!
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HE SUX
PEREZ, WHY ARE YOU KEEP POSTING SHIT ABOUT Z- LISTERS? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. BESIDES HE'S BRAIN IS SMALLER THAN DANY BONADUCE'S DICK.
why does everyone dislike this guy so much and why does perez always pick on him? what has he done that was so awful?
fuckin hottt
Re: THIS GUY IS SO GROSS! – HIS BRAIN SMALLER THAN DANY BONADUCE'S DICK. HA HA HA.
FATTY,,,WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH THIS GUY???,,,HE HAS DONE NOTHING TO YOU, AND YOU HAVE RAGGED ON HIM FROM DAY ONE. YOU ARE ONLY INTERNALLY ANGRY BECAUSE YOU WANT TO SUCK HIS FINE COCK
AND GOD KNOWS THAT WILL NEVER, NEVER, EVER HAPPEN. IT JUST FRUSTRATES YOU SO MUCH ,,LIKE A LITTLE BITCHY FAT GIRL ,,THAT THIS FINE ASS DUDE WOULD NEVER GIVE YOU THE TIME OF DAY. ACCEPT IT IN YOUR BLACK HEART. BOBBY TRENDY,CHRIS CROCKER, JEFFERY STARR PERHAPS,,,ARE MORE IN YOUR LEAGUE,,,GIVE THEM A CALL AND FIGHT FOR BOTTOM. LOVE YA BITCH MEAN IT.,,,P.S ITS A LITTLE OVERCAST AND CHILLY IN HOLLYWOOD TODAY,,,I HOPE YOU HAVE YOUR CAPE ON,,, COUNT FAGULA>>>
Thats a fuckin' Sportster. Thats the smallest Harley that you can get it, puss. Thats a chick bike, even though its a Nightster… still a girl bike. Boy needs to get on a Dyna or a Softail and call it a day if he wants to be macho.
Perez, why do you hate this guy so much? you probably offered a BJ and he declined. I don't blame him fucken' nasty ass pig in a blanket!!! You look so stank on tv I cam imagine what you smell like in person. Shit breath!!
the bike he's riding is hardley a hog, yes it's a harley, a girly sportser..no surprise for a wimp like him
Re: W –
LOL. hahaha. umm, just cause i'm not up to date on my gay slang doesn't make me a bible-belt, hair twisting idiot, idiot. btw, most can see through the facade - putting others down to make yourself feel better. sorry, dude. didn't work today.
Perez, please post that video of this tool getting his ass kicked again! That was great and it made my day everytime I watched it!
Re: Kayla – Kayla,, give it a rest ya big knarley diesal dyke. Put on your strap on, slick back your flat top, light up your cigar and get on your hog and quit being so worried about someone else. PUSS.
I know for a fact that Jesse whooped the rappers ass later in the night at a night club, and trust me, he messed the guy up way worse than he got hit earlier in the night.
You just forgot to post the second half of the story? What Perez, you didn't know there was part two? You're such a loser man.
It is a Sportster but it is the Nightster. First came out last year. That "girls" bike has more power than most "manly" Harley's. Trust me…..I have an 07' Nighty and a 04' Fat Boy. Of course he picked the shit all black one….I have the orange and black. It f*ckin rocks.
Re: Boo Yaa – How do you know his cock is fine and not just a 2 inch nub ? Have you sucked him off ? NO I'm sure you haven't. My guess is you're an obesse 16 year old girl with horendous acne, whose room is covered in Jesse Metcalf posters…and you feel it's your duty to defend your OBNOXIOUS hero against mean ol Perez….SO LISTEN UP SISTER…Jesse is a TOTAL ASSHOLE (just check any blog or gossip site…not just Perez's…this pig-boy is so stuck on himself that he does nothing but make a fool out of himself) and he's extremely bitter that his 15 minutes of fame are over. Serves the ROTTEN LITTLE QUEEN right in my humble opinion.
Re: Kayla –
The 883 is the smallest bike………DUHHHHHHHHHHH
Hes such a loser but damn he's still hot!
Le sigh….
He used to be so hot…
Now his mouth looks like a vagina.
Isn't that the girls Harley!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH PEREZ HILTION……You say funny things!!!!!!!!!!!!
…and to the idiot that claims the fight continued later to Metcalfe's advantage, go fuck yourself cuz it NEVER HAPPENED BITCH
Re: Plain Jane – You are correct. I was at Social and Metcalfe came in later, after being punched out earlier. He came in with a couple of other men, perhaps mancrushes, and they never even got to the fellow who slapped him around earlier. The bouncers put a stop to it immediately. Jesse just looked like a silly bitch with an "I showed him" look as the bouncers sent them out the door.
Whoa. Nailed it, Perez! I knew this dude was gay.
he is so gay, i can feel it in my bones! i like the fact that when he got his asswhoppen' he didn't know what hit him! LOL
Oh honey it would take more than a bike and leather to macho your way up…..
ANY MAN WITH A GIRLS NAME DESERVES TO BE BIIITCH SLAPPED!!!
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HE'S AN ACTOR NOT A REAL MAN!!!
Chick bike…. Chick purse…… Chick sunglasses…. And Madonna's beard-
Not exactly butching it up, dude…..
Oh puhhleeeze … the gay leather scene would mop the floors with him.. literally!
Give up the brows little man, and come on out with the rest of the boys. Come on out, it ain't that bad, son.
HE GOT OWNED!!!!!!!
HE'S BISEXUAL! JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN L.A. / THE BIKER THING MAKES HIM LOOK LIKE HE'S TRYING A LITTLE TOO HARD - IF YOU GET MY DRIFT.
Re: PP KISSER – I guess you're name says it all,,,, you also might try F.O.D,……………thats "FULL ON DOUCHE",,,,,i love your little comment,, it gives such insight to your lack of brain : "Just check any blog or gossip site not just Perez" you believe it all huh luz.. Anyway done wasting my time on a turd like you,,,later loser…..FLUSH
hes gorg, can have me pillion any time he wants yummy
jesse don't let that limey prick get the best of you..I'll help you beat the shit out of him. I'll come out to LA just to knock the little midget on his ass. I'm half Italian/half Portuguese like you.
i just walked on the very spot that douche got his as kicked.
i looked at the spot where his ass plopped down, and i chuckled to myself.
it was a good day in hollywwod today (cool & sprinkly).
Okay WTF??? One sucker punch is hardly getting your ass kicked your all Haters!!!! What about him makes him a loser? You people sit in your house and comment on a picture of him riding a motercycle? He's just living his life day to day like everyone else only in the public eye how ridiculous is it to comment on someone getting from point A to point B something we all do everyday!! That's fucking retarded!! And as for his 15 minutes being over why don't you do your research he just filmed 3 movies and now he has just been signed to a project oppisite Micheal Douglas and Amber Tamblyn ( 2 people who are hardly losers!!) I understand u dislike him perez but you act like a child what do u get out of trying to ruin the career of this young talented actor?? If you don't like him just don't post anything about him! I think what ur doing is so hurtful . Celebrities have feelings too you never know what kind of emotional damage you could be doing to them!imagine having to live your life on display ! You can't be perfect 100% of the time Let them live their lives without your ridicule their young and deserve to have a little fun! Jesse is a good guy! A straight guy too!!! Get over it!
Okay WTF??? One sucker punch is hardly getting your ass kicked your all Haters!!!! What about him makes him a loser? You people sit in your house and comment on a picture of him riding a motercycle? He's just living his life day to day like everyone else only in the public eye how ridiculous is it to comment on someone getting from point A to point B something we all do everyday!! That's fucking retarded!! And as for his 15 minutes being over why don't you do your research he just filmed 3 movies and now he has just been signed to a project oppisite Micheal Douglas and Amber Tamblyn ( 2 people who are hardly losers by hollywoods standards!!) I understand u dislike him perez but you act like a child what do u get out of trying to ruin the career of this young talented actor?? If you don't like him just don't post anything about him! I think what ur doing is so hurtful . Celebrities have feelings too you never know what kind of emotional damage you could be doing to them!imagine having to live your life on display ! You can't be perfect 100% of the time Let them live their lives without your ridicule their young and deserve to have a little fun! Jesse is a good guy! A straight guy too!!! Get over it!
That is farking hilarious. Is he serious?
lol
perez…..u ain't riight, son!!!!!
ITS NOT WORKING FOR HIM. HE'LL NEVER LIVE DOWN THAT ASS KICK
what's sa matter perez? r u jealous because the sight of u makes Jesse Metcalfe (who is GORGEOUS btw) NAUSEOUS?
what's the matter perez? r u jealous because the sight of u makes Jesse Metcalfe (who is GORGEOUS btw) NAUSEOUS?
why are you so mean to him? did he turn you down or what? He didn't get his ass kicked he got sucker punched and I bet he could kick that stupid brits ass if given the chance.
Re: your all losers –
so, he's a "GOOD guy" because he's a "STRAIGHT guy" ?
fuck you.
Re: your all losers –
*** FYI:
it's YOU'RE as in YOU ARE ALL LOSERS.
you might want to consider getting a real education.
people without proper educations are the real losers.
(i'm guessing you live somewhere in the bible belt).
you all need to SHUT THE FUCK UP… hes gay, shes fat, he got his ass kicked so he went out and bought a motorcycle… like are you guys really serious??? honestly perez you talk so much shit… but then you're on your knees kissing all their asses… youre pathetic
Re: haters are uneducated people – its called typing fast you fuck face… not everyone has 24 hours a day to make sure they are being grammatically corrects when posting things especially to people as incredibly pathetic as you all… i agree with her 100%… YOU'RE ALL LOSERS! haha… well maybe not ALL but ESPECIALLY YOU!
Re: lol –
"grammatically corrects" ?
perhaps you should consider a few extra english courses, too.
moron.
thats not a "Hog". Its a sportster. aka a "chick bike"
A hog is a lot bigger. that bike is for the ladies…get it right!
that's a man, baby!
Hey Plain Jane,
You're a STUPID pig faced reptile creature. A realy swiny bitch. I was at the club later that night, and saw him literally choke the rapper out while two of his friends pushed a few people off. This happend until bouncers got them out. They did not "walk out with a smirk".
Why are you reporting false shit? I'm not like team JESSE, and I don't know him, or necessarily like him, but I did see him put the guy in a headlock and squeeze. And I, unlike JEsse, remained in the club afterwards, and the rapper guy was completely wrecked from the choking.
So I don't know what your agenda is, if you're Perez actually or something, but don't be a bitch, alright Grandma?
-Sam