Words of Wisdom with Dina Lohan
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Oh, how we've missed her!!!
We love Dina Lohan more than Lindsay loves coke and Spencer & Heidi love staged photo ops.
That's a lot of love!
Our favorite momager in Hollywood - by way of Long Island - is speaking out about her daughter's recent and headline-grabbing nude shots for New York magazine.
As usual, half of what she says is nonsense and the other half is bullshit. But it's all intoxicating, though!
Says Orange Oprah:
"t was very tastefully done. I respect the photographer as an artist, so I look at them artistically. For him to call Lindsay 46 years later and to say can you recreate these photos is an honor. I looked at it as art, and as Lindsay doing a character. So I don't look at them like it's Playboy; she was being a character. So if you look at it that way, you can look at it as a mother. Trust me, I wouldn't have sent my 14-year-old to the set [if the shoot was in bad taste]. And obviously Lindsay wouldn't do anything with her sister there, that was risqué. Lindsay was very excited when she first got the phone call. Of course we talked about how they would be done. Lindsay said, 'Mommy, I'm never going to get this opportunity to do it again.' She was very thankful she was asked. She's always loved Marilyn," Dina says. "For Christmas, my girlfriends even gave her a Marilyn cookie jar. I think there's a sadness that Lindsay feels for Marilyn. Lindsay really saw it as a gift back to someone. Lindsay did 250 crunches before because she was nervous since she had never done anything like that before."
Such a supportive mom!
CLICK HERE for the uncensored LiLo pics.
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She looks absolutely ridonkulous!
WHat is bad about the photos is LINDSEY, not the nudity or the "omage" to Marylin. Lindsey has no waist and if she was 45 a great bod. But she is 21 and should have a banging bod. She is has just posed for the pictures they can use on the DON"T DO DRUGS web site
Who cares? 1st.
no wonder the girl is a mess… her mother is insane!
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LOSERS
What was her mother drinking ?
Taste & Class had nothing to do with these photos, more like cheap T&A !
Loser of a mother!!!!!!!
What Mom would send a 14 year old GIRL to watch her sister pose NAKED for a photo shoot? And we wonder why they turn out nuts.
Lindsay should have done 250 THOUSAND crunches
Mommy? What is she…2?
boo lilo
what a mom! christ.
what a great mom! christ.
That's really great that she's seeing Lindsay through all of this, supporting her all the way. Lindsay may be flawed, but having a rock in her life, especially her mom, will help.
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I dont see how showing your tits in any way is "tasteful"
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They do it on Girls Gone Wild, too-
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Except those girls' boobs dont look like raw dough
she still looks like a twelve year old stick figure with bolted on bobbies.
Lindsay's new cologne must be Eau de Desperation!!!
Nobody will hire her for acting gigs cuz 1) she can't act 2) all her movies bomb 3) they can't afford the insurance for the films with her background.
Go away Lindsay, stop trying to find ways to get public attention, stop ruining Clint Eastwood's dining excursions, stop calling the paps about your every bowel movement, get rid of the stupid leggings, leave your little sister alone, and go live in a wilderness cabin for a while.
Your fifteen minutes are sooooo over!!!!
She has middle-aged looking boobies
That woman is insane!! She wouldn't know "art" if it hit her on the forehead
ugh, she's a little ridic. first.
grandmas body
omg, blow me, dina. stfu.
Aliana must have felt jealous - she has such tiny titties!!!
I think she looks horrible!!! Her Mother is whack. How could she look at her daughter's nude body, and think that it's art. No good Mother would want her daughter's body for the whole world to see. A good Mother would teach her daughter modesty. I had hoped the pictures were fake.
I definately dont get the marylin vide from her but she does have a nice rack. And they are real.
The pictures aren't good at all. Marilyn had a quality that no one else can come close to, let alone lindsay fucking Lohan. The photographer should have insisted that she scrape off the caked on sunless tanner that always gives her an orange mustache. Gross.
She has some incredible tits! I never thought I would say this, but I would fuck her brains out…but she would have to take a 40 minute shower first.
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oh fuck no. Linds did 250 crunches beforehand only means she stunk as bad as she looks in the photo's. Marilyn Monroe would spit on Linds if she were alive. Linds looks like a fucking crack whore in those photo's.
No man likes a pasty white freckled face body with saging teeth and orange remnants of skin color.
Skank is a ho like momma lohan.
the girl just cannot pose worth shit…i feel bad for her, they just should have picked someone different for the shoot
She is SO DAMN FUGLY! UCK!
What kind of mother lets her fourteen year old watch big sis having pictures taken of her naked. Grooming both daughters for playboy you sick bitch!
Those pictures are awful!!
No wonder her waist looks like a dudes she did all those sit ups.
I am sorry, but Monroe was gorgeous and conveyed an innocence along with sensuality. Lohan conveys that she has an In & Out in her bedroom.
BTW, Ho-han looks like a ferret in some pics and her face is a different color than her body. & her boobies are droppy, perhaps because they have been fondled to death.
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Those freckles all over are nasty!
Why is it that EVERY time some dimwit tries to justify the porno stumble they say that the pictures were "Tastefully done". How weird is it that your mommy is checking out your fuzzy elmo beaver in your "Taste-full" porno pictures. I bet Dina would finger Lindsay if she could get away with it. Poor Dina. Missed the Star Bus. Now she is just a crone on an alcoholic's payroll cleaning off the seats in the station.
It's pretty gross how many freckles she has.
Eeeeew. Normally I wouldn't notice something like that either!
What a great mom. She didn't mind when Lindsay was 15 sucking Wilmer's old mexican dick.
Hohan should NOT HAVE GONE HERE!!!!!
Also man, Lindsay Lohan comparing herself to Marilyn? No, thank you, that was Anna Nicole and now she's dead, maybe Lindsay should follow her lead.
Agree with #3 - and what else can be said about Dina - she's too high to know WTF is going on. I hope that she will someday regret al this BS she spits out but she's such a whack job she probably believes her own BS.
No matter what anyone says those are definitely real boobs.
Ummmmmmmm seriously those pics are horrid, I'm 29 and have wayyyyyyy nicer natural boobs than that. I guess really I should be thanking her for the sag check! Lovin' it Lindsey. Can't stand that people seem to think this non-talent is anywhere near the realm of Marilyn Monroe caliber talent. I love when orange opera opens her mouth, based on what she says about their friends…you know they have so many laughs about the Lohans behind thier backs.
I wonder what "character" she is going to portray when she DOES appear in Playboy????????? Guesses anyone????
SAGGY !
You may want to post something about Scientology's #1 enemy, Shawn Lonsdale, dying this week. It is an apparent suicide but some things don't add up. Protest all Tom Cruise, Travolta, and other Scientologists movies and music.
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I think scarlett johnason would have been a better choice shes got that curvier marilyn monroe body. Unlike orange freckled lohan
gee, what a dumbass mom. Does she actually think her ugly daughter resembles the late great Marilyn Monroe? To begin with, Fire-crotch has freckles all over her skank body. Her tits are already looking south and hanging down to her huge hole for a belly button. Lindskank Lay-low can never ever compare to the late great Marilyn Monroe. Give it up Fire-crotch, you lost whatever talent you had after that twin movie you made back when you actually looked kinda cute.
Don't know what the photographer was thinking.
Water balloons…..
She's very dropped for her age.
Looks like she's had 3 kids.
And one more thing… who the fuck calls their mother mommy at 20 something? Mommy can I please show the world my tits?
That's what natural, un-enhanced breasts look like, people. I am NO Lilo fan, for sure, but come on! That is a normal, healthy body. We need to knock off the plastic surgery and silicone garbage and get back to the beautiful bodies God made us with. Lindsay is a trampy, trashy, tacky mess, unquestionably. But her body is normal and healthy-looking, and in showbiz, that's saying something.
Wow you guys are hating. Most of you people are probably to ugly to pose for any magazine. If you dont like Lindsay then don't look at the pictures. That simple.
The idea of an homage to Marilyn Monroe is fine, no problem there. But why LINDSEY LOHAN? What a poor choice. Yes, Marilyn had a very troubled life, but she was the product of the Big Hollywood Machine back in the day when you didn't have a choice. The studios created her and ended up destroying her. It's a tragic story. Lindsey, on the other hand, wasted a promising career on cheap, irresponsible behavior that was all her own doing. Marilyn became an icon. Lindsey became a punch line to a dirty joke.
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Lilo should look into buying a condo with Tara Reid and Shannon Doherty, because her career is over just like theirs.
THEIR'S NO ARTWORK HERE! SHE IS A 21 YRS.OLD SLUT. THAT'S ALL SHE IS! HOW SAD FOR HER. SHE WILL REGRET THIS IN YRS. TO COME IF SHE'S ANYKIND OF A HUMAN BEING. MAYBE NOT IT'S LINDSEY!!
Slutty Skank Mom with Slutty Skank Daughter. Soiling and fouling the image of something neither will ever be. You know, I can easily stomach Britney's mom over Lohan's. The Lohans make slutdom and skankhood look effortless. I'll bet their cunts are size XXXL and smell like something dragged dead out of a stagnant Viet Namese river.
Such an average-looking girl, so freckled, boobs so droopy. What an insult to Marilyn's memory.
Re: Dan – No one wants to hear from you, Dan. You're ignorant.
Dina no doubt gave the old geezer photog a blowjob just to take Hohan's picture. What's with those pancake tits, looks all deflated like she has implants removed just days earlier. This skank mother and daughter duo give Long Islanders a bad name and black eye.
PS Yes, she has freckles! Some people do! Not everyone looks like Paris Hilton, thank GOD!!!! Leave her body be. Make fun of her tacky clothes or poor decision making (or probably her hair color if it's still that nasty bleached mess). Women have enough body anxiety issues.
mom is insane. who needs or wants a mom like this! playboy anyone…
mom is insane. who needs or wants a mom like this! playboy anyone…
She looks like a crackhead, her boobs are saggins as if she were breasfeeding! Her face is ugly and looks sooo damn old! This girl is sooo desperate for a career comeback, and made a mistake with these shots!!!
1, she cannot compare herself with Marilyn Monroe. This "homage" is an insult to MM.
2, lindsay's does not have MM's talent, nor does she have the looks!
Marilyn Monroe ws a stunning beauty! Lilo is a piece of whtie trailer trash!!! She is disgusting!!!!
250 crunches? Too bad she only did them once.
It's not like poppin' pills Lindz, you don't get results in 45 minutes.
posing nude is a gift for marilyn monroe? did i miss something?
Lindsay never knew Marilyn Monroe. No more than I ever knew Genghis Khan. She and her mom are just two name-dropping wannabe's.
she looks disgusting…freckle woman!! she looks nothing like marilyn. and can you say sag tits?
she looks nothing like marilyn at all. Im sorry but marilyn was a sex symbol and im sorry but lindsay isnt. Big difference. You cant just become a sex symbol by wearing the same clothes dying your hair and doing the same pose. she just looks like lindsay lohan trying to get publicity. There is only one marilyn monroe so lets leave it that way. People using other peoples fame to try make themselves look good is crap.
and as for the cookie jar, woopdedoo, its hard to not go into a shop or someones house and not see some kind of marilyn monroe themed item. not exactly exclusive to her is it.
DINA AND LYNNE SPEARS NEED TO GET OFF THEIR LAZY ASSES AND GET JOBS. STOP LEECHING OFF YOUR FUCKED UP KIDS LOSERS.
She sure one saggy-titted slut for her age.
That's exactly why Lindsey's on Coke!
Her body is beautiful–that's not the problem. It's that she shouldn't pose in the flesh if she wants anyone to taker her seriously.
Don't tell me you wouldn't bang that, men!
I'll bet when you're bangin' 'er from behind those damn sloppy tits are flying, smacking her in the face. That's why her lipstick always looks schmudged.
I'm glad Lindsay did it because she's got gorgeous tits and I love her freckled hips and thighs - so hot!! Her mother proves unequivocally, however, that she is the worst mother who ever squirted out a pup. She reconciles her daughter showing her tits to the world as "playing a character". That's pure insanity on display. Her advice to her daughter should have been to have more self respect and not fucking even think about doing it. The men of the world, including me, are beneficiaries of her madness.
"Mommy"?? bullshit she calls her mom Mommy at 22 years old. and if she does that's just pathetic.
"Mommy, i want to show the world my saggy tata's!"
I'm still waiting for male movie actors to desperately degrade themselves by posing nude for magazines.
Shit, if it wasn't bad enough to do this photo shoot now this cow mom Dina is spouting off about the honor and other blather. Bla bla bla bla. Shut the Lohan machine down. You have to ask yourself: will this matter in five years? If not, it's not important.
where would dina be without her meal / drug ticket! she'd gladly sell of any of her kids to some old perv (hugh hefner comes to mind) to keep the coke coming in.
Hey Dina,
What part of FUCK OFF don't you understand, you worthless piece of tripe?
Marilyn Monroe was the on COVER of the first Playboy issue. So Dina saying its a tasteful photo shoot in Monroe's memory and she doesnt look at it as if Lindsey was doing Playboy…she doesnt know her facts…
Wow — this is an amazing name: "Lindsay's Gaping Snatch Speaks Seven Languages"…..I dance at the feet of my lord! That name cannot be topped, no way, no how!!!!! Good work. Brilliant.
can you say ewwwwww! who in the hell would want to look at lilo naked? perverts!
She is definitely no Marilyn. Its kinda insulting. She isnt an icon, she hasnt changed the beauty industry shes not powerful or empowering intelligent NONE OF THESE THINGS!!!!!!!!
she looks awesome…i dont understand what you are all saying…you people dont think she looks good? I think she has a nice figure…and so what if she has a couple cute freckles? I think we got some very snarly, JEALOUS, fat heffer bitches, flat as a board 12 year old boy bitches, or we got ourselves some jealous ass fake IMPLANT bitches…so which one is it hoes?
she looks good!
something about this picture reminds me of gwen stefani. please don't kill me.
SHE IS SO FUCKING FOUL! FUCKING GET A SKIN SCRUB AND GET RID OF THE FRECKLE FUNK COVERING YOUR BODY……..QUIT USING MAKEUP TO RID YOURSELF OF IT.
WHAT A DISGRACE TO MARILYN'S LEGACY………..WHAT A JOKE!!!!!!!
She looks like Dana Plato, so sad but, true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: joolia –
ARE YOU ON CRACK? A *few* FRECKLES? FOOL! open your blind ass eyes!
Re: Saruhh – DEE DEE DEE
she doesn't have a cute enough body to expose herself. she should definitly keep her clothes on. Do people a favor. Keep your clothes on and do something about your skin
She looks TERRIBLE!!! She looks old and saggy and disgusting!! How is this girl 21 years old?! She looks older than marilyn who was 40 in her pictures. My god drugs messed her up. She looks like an old mess with saggy gross boobs. I am repulsed at how aged she looks….she is so NOT hot.
250 crunches? What in the hell is that going to do? Is her mom, did her mom graduate from high school?? Maybe if she did 250 crunches everyday for the last three months or something. Even if she did, little girls no longer ascribe to be like her or do these kind of things (I hope). She is kinda stuck now as far as the audience she appeals to.
I highly doubt that Lindsay said "Mommy!" all like that. Dina expects us to believe that? *eyeroll* and 250 crunches the day before a shoot isn't going to do shit. Is she fucking retarded?? When I want to tone up, I do 200(or more if I feel like it) crunches a day for WEEKS. What a dumbass.
ANYONE on here who says she looks good is a f*cking LIAR. I have been on several Lindsay boards and they ALL are talking about how bad she looks now. Not only haters but her own fans. This isn't Lindsay bashing, this is the truth. Drugs and booze made her look 50. She is unattractive and old looking with a disgusting 50 year old body. She is 21 and should be young with oung skin and a perky body. Instead she is untoned, with saggy breasts…her skin looks terrible and this is WITH photoshop and makeup applied by professional makeup artists. I look better than that in a polaroid. I am shocked at how nasty she looks now days.
the pix are kind of ummmm .. weird. maybe they shoulda airbrushed them more… she doesn't look too good tbqh.