Screw You, Jenny Craig!
Filed under: Old People > Kirstie Alley
After parting ways with Jenny Craig recently, Kirstie Alley has confirmed that she hopes to "develop and pilot my own weight-loss brand that I hope to launch in 2009."
Alley states that her split with Jenny Craig was amicable and called her experience with them extraordinary. She says, "I want to create something new that will help millions of people end the seemingly never ending fatty-roller coaster ride."
She continues, "Somehow, I've also fallen into the position of "accidental" role model for, apparently, millions of people out there losing weight by whatever means. This was something I did not bargain for, or foresee happening. Nevertheless, it is something I've grown to embrace and something I intend to continue to pursue."
Sounds to us like Kirstie was probably asking for too much of a raise! That, or she was getting too fat and not losing enough weight to be their spokesperson.
[Image via WENN.]
first from new zealand!
Am I first?
4th?
its all about the $$$$$$$$
First!
ohh kirstie…good on you
shes an idiot
perez! that's not nice, give her some credit cause it IS hard to lose weight!
I didn't really see a big weight loss on her watching her on commercials.
Kristy, just shut your pie hole, say no to food.
Only eat when your hungry. Easy as that.
isn't this story like a week old????
She always had the most beautiful face!!!! I feel so badly for people who just cannot lose weight. Some people just have to struggle all their lives. I wish everyone could just enjoy life and EAT without worry about what others think, but that's not the world we live in. Sad!
Everyone, just fucking eat and don't worry. This could be your last day on earth. Don't spend it on a fucking diet!!!
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I bet she really never lost 75 pounds. I bet she lost less than that and has started gaining the weight back.
She is a sexy woman, It's said that she has upload her so many videos on muslimloving.com site to attract the quality muslims. It seems that she like muslim, maybe she is a muslim herself.
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Maybe she'll create a Xenu-approved diet program…
Hey at least she had a go perez, failing, is not trying "fat arse" and if she is getting paid dollars for it, Good on her, too many men run the fashion industry and want woman to look like skinny little boys because "shock horror" the majority of them are gay, good on them, but give women a break, we are meant to look like women not boys and I think she is still very attractive big or small and if someone offered me a good deal to lose weight I wouldnt knock it back, and no Im not fat, overweight, plump whatever you want to call it, I just think women are beautiful big or small, and you being a gay man (over weight gay man) should understand what its like not to fit into so called society standards.
eww
Why waste your time on this blimp's weight loss program - send your money directly to the cult.
What a cunt.
”SOMEHOW IVE FALLEN INTO POSITION OF ACCIDENTAL ROLE MODEL”
UM..SHE ACCIDENTALLY WAS PAID LIKE A MILLION BUCKS WASNT SHE???
SHE FAILS AT WEIGHT LOSS.
Re: anon – Amen to you!!! Have a friend who works for an airline in Tampa. Every Monday am they (Sci-Fi freaks) receive boxes from wherever (CA?) and every Mon. afternoon they ship out more boxes. Friend lives minutes away from Tom Cruise's FL hideaway. Been going on for years. So what are these super secret documents? Ah…shit….who cares….I never did see the attraction in him……..plus he's gayer than gay.
I have a new system that Kirstie and the other fatsos can try: (1) eat less (2) exercise.
Re: C.U.N.extT.uesday –
THE "C YOU NEXT TUESDAY" IS SOOO OLD.
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
GET SOME CLASS.
Just another $$$cientology Egomaniac
A grandiose sense of self-importance
– Egomaniacs exaggerate their achievements and talents, and want other people to recognise them as superior.
Preoccupation with success and power
– They’re obsessed with fantasies involving their own brilliance or beauty.
Arrogance
– Their behaviour is haughty, their attitude conceited and they show rage when frustrated, contradicted, or confronted.
Need for excessive admiration
– Egomaniacs need attention, they want to be adored or, failing that, feared.
A sense of entitlement
– They have unreasonable expectations and believe they deserve favourable treatment.
Exploitative
– Happy to take advantage of others, they use people to get what they want.
Lack of empathy
– Egomaniacs can’t or won’t acknowledge other people’s feelings.
A belief of being unique
– They believe that they’re special and can only be understood by and associate with people of high status.
Feel envy towards others
– And believe others feel envious of them.
Where might you find an egomaniac?
Well it won’t be doing charity work.
They have no regard for other people and resent any weakness or vulnerability in others. They feel no need to take responsibility for their actions and won’t accept being challenged or criticised.
why would I want to take dieting advice from a fat gal ?
It would be ok if she had lost the weight and had kept it off for awhile but she has done neither. She's just trying to make some money to support her Twinkie habit.
what a joke .
I'm sure her weight loss brand will be a huge success. She's so slim and trim.
This hasbeen Xenu-loving troll couldn't act her way out of a paper bag. She's been trading on being a fat cow for way too many years: first "Fat Actress", then Jenny Craig, and now her own weight loss program - enough already. Please stop promoting her and her other cult members.
THIS TIME SHE BETTER BE HONEST ABOUT HER WEIGHT! TO SAY SHE WAS 220 POUNDS BEFORE JENNY CRAIG WAS SUCH A HUGE LIE! MORE LIKE 275!
AND THERE IS NO WAY ON EARTH SHE GOT DOWN TO 145! MAYBE 195! I AM 5'7" AND AT 145 I LOOK ANOREXIC COMPARED TO HER "145"!!!
She's a fat hasbeen!!! cant' stop eating!!!! if this scientology shit is so good, how come they can't help her lose the 200lbs she need to lose??? lol
I didn't know that stuffing yourself with Krispy Kreams could be considered a diet
Good luck Kristie Kreams!!!!
get off my internetz $cientology celebs… you fail.
when you become a spokesperson for a diet company, you become a role model.
couldn't see that coming?
Her new weight loss regiment is called the real hollywood weight loss it is 3 shots of Patron and a half gram of blow.
yea i knew this was coming… cause she been packin on the pounds for months!
Actually, my initial thought is that the Scientology handlers talked her into fronting a weight loss clinic that would ACTUALLY be a Scientology suck in center. Just one more way for all of us to be suspicious of their weird cult.
Since when are In-And-Out burgers part of the Jenny Craig program?
Jenny Craig dropped her like hot mashed potatoes with butter and cream. Kirstie, you're fat again girl! Work out for chrisssakes.
I'd be careful with he Kirstie Alley diet. I hear it leaves you severely constipated, after all aren't all Scientologists full of sh*t.
shes packing on the pounds again!! lol!!
Re: Your such an idiot: –
AHEM…..GO FUCKETH THYSELF DICKITH WEED.
HOW THE HELL is she gonna make her own diet-program when she is still a lard ass?!?!?!?! I guess it'll be the lard ass diet!?!?!?
Is that her daughter's face down in the corner there? She almost looks like Angelina Joile, she is very cute. And Whate ever, she is not that influential that we need to start worrying about her and her ways. She certainly ain't the first Large Marge to grace the screen. Think Liz, Shelly, ummmm,,,,my minds a blank….Divine!!!
I WONDER IF DAVID & TOM WILL BE ASSISTING HER IN THIS PROJECT? I SMELL SCIENTOLOGY CULT WRITTEN ALL OVER HER FACE!!! ANOTHER SCHEME TO RID THE WORLD OF SP!!!
maybe this is just a front for yet more Scientology garbage! They'll help you lose the weight! You too can look like zombie Katie!!
She has never been slim. These weight loss programs are bullshit- that's why if you read the fine print it says "results not typical". Carbs will kill you. and being skinny is neither natural nor necessary. Throw out your processed foods, and rice (unless you are asian and have the genes for it). that means no CHIPS, no frapps, no corn syrup, no cereal, no cookies, no cake, and no sugar. She can't do that. So she will fail over and over. Valerie Bertinelli will go back to weighing more too.
Kirstie is FAIL as a scilon! LEARN THE TRUTH
whyaretheydead.net
enturbulation.org
youfoundthecard.com
LOLOL role model? far from it hun…she's still kinda big if you ask me. in my opinion, her forced weight loss, more or less, doesnt merit that status
Perez, I would like you to be the spokesperson for my new Fat Fuck weight loss beverage. Please contact me ASAP!
Just because Perez is fat doesn't mean he can't say someone else is fat. In Kirsty's case, she clearly started gaining weight back. You could see it on the Jenny Craig ads even. I'm sure they noticed too. It's worth remarking upon.
I don't think anyone would buy it. I know I wouldn't. I don't see her as a success story.
I think your graffiti is right on, it's her real sure-fire weight-loss strategy.
Shouldn't being thin be a requirement for developing a weight loss program? Maybe she can work with Dr. Phil on this, he's another fattie who likes to dispense weight loss advice.
Girlfriend, don't you know that Jenny Craig is only a temporary weight loss program??? Why doesn't she take all the money from what Jenny Craig paid her and hire herself a personal trainer, and a personal chef and lose weight the healthy way….diet AND excersise! I bet that big o'l butt hasn't seen the inside of a gym in years!!
Quit you whinning Kirstie, and get your ass in a gym! Your body is proably only allowed 1,400 calories a day….NOT 3,500!! Heeeelllloooo! Do the math!
She was dumped because of her links with Scientology.
If scientology is so great and empowering, why is Kirsty Alley having issues with her body anyway?
We are anon.
ME THINKS SHE NEEDS TO GO BACK ON THE DIET SHE WAS ON IN TH 80S'
THE COLUMBIAN/PERUVIAN ONE…COCAINE.
WHY CANT TOM CRUSE HELP HER LOOSE THAT BIG ASS…
OH!…VALARIE SAYS HA! HA!
Love you Kirstie! You should totally do your own diet brand.
I agree with #'s 38 and 48! Don't buy into any weight loss program Kirstie will try to have, it'll definitely have a $cientology slant on it.
$cientology SUCKS!
Kirstie is a ravishing beauty. She is soo elegant and one of the most beautiful women on the face of the earth. Such style, such grace and ohhh what a face!! This woman looks down upon Hollywood from her 75 room mansion with a scornful look on that face of eternal beauty. She is a romance novel come to life, what a delicate flower and a goddess from another world!!!! Darling Kirstie you have the world at your feet, the true queen of Armenia….