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Screw You, Jenny Craig!

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After parting ways with Jenny Craig recently, Kirstie Alley has confirmed that she hopes to "develop and pilot my own weight-loss brand that I hope to launch in 2009."

Alley states that her split with Jenny Craig was amicable and called her experience with them extraordinary. She says, "I want to create something new that will help millions of people end the seemingly never ending fatty-roller coaster ride."

She continues, "Somehow, I've also fallen into the position of "accidental" role model for, apparently, millions of people out there losing weight by whatever means. This was something I did not bargain for, or foresee happening. Nevertheless, it is something I've grown to embrace and something I intend to continue to pursue."

Sounds to us like Kirstie was probably asking for too much of a raise! That, or she was getting too fat and not losing enough weight to be their spokesperson.

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    59 comments to “Screw You, Jenny Craig!”

    1. jacqui says – reply to this


      1

      first from new zealand!

    2. Lisa Smith says – reply to this


      2

      Am I first?

    3. amaranta says – reply to this


      3

      4th?

    4. toya says – reply to this


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      its all about the $$$$$$$$

    5. eric antaki says – reply to this


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      First!

    6. phillip says – reply to this


      6

      ohh kirstie…good on you

    7. cat says – reply to this


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      shes an idiot

    8. nosleeptonight says – reply to this


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      perez! that's not nice, give her some credit cause it IS hard to lose weight!

    9. Boston says – reply to this


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      I didn't really see a big weight loss on her watching her on commercials.
      Kristy, just shut your pie hole, say no to food.
      Only eat when your hungry. Easy as that.

    10. silly girl says – reply to this


      10

      isn't this story like a week old????

    11. Lannie says – reply to this


      11

      She always had the most beautiful face!!!! I feel so badly for people who just cannot lose weight. Some people just have to struggle all their lives. I wish everyone could just enjoy life and EAT without worry about what others think, but that's not the world we live in. Sad!

      Everyone, just fucking eat and don't worry. This could be your last day on earth. Don't spend it on a fucking diet!!!

    12. AW1fan says – reply to this


      12

      7

    13. robin says – reply to this


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      I bet she really never lost 75 pounds. I bet she lost less than that and has started gaining the weight back.

    14. jacy says – reply to this


      14

      She is a sexy woman, It's said that she has upload her so many videos on muslimloving.com site to attract the quality muslims. It seems that she like muslim, maybe she is a muslim herself.

    15. Getting tired of Perez's vacation: says – reply to this


      15

      PINK'S MARRIAGE IS OVER.
      BRITNEY GAVE US ANOTHER SHOT AT HER COOCHIE LAST NIGHT.
      MINNY DRIVER MAY BE PREGO.
      BRAD AND ANGIE VACATION WITH ALL KIDS EXCEPT SHILOH.
      JUDGE MAY ORDER GAG ORDER TODAY ON BRITNEY W/MEDIA.
      ORLANDO BLOOM IS DATING V.S. MODEL MIRANDA KERR.
      KIMORA S. WON'T LET EX'S GIRLFRIEND INTO BABY PHAT FASHION SHOW.

    16. lilwench says – reply to this


      16

      Maybe she'll create a Xenu-approved diet program…

    17. wj_topaz says – reply to this


      17

      Hey at least she had a go perez, failing, is not trying "fat arse" and if she is getting paid dollars for it, Good on her, too many men run the fashion industry and want woman to look like skinny little boys because "shock horror" the majority of them are gay, good on them, but give women a break, we are meant to look like women not boys and I think she is still very attractive big or small and if someone offered me a good deal to lose weight I wouldnt knock it back, and no Im not fat, overweight, plump whatever you want to call it, I just think women are beautiful big or small, and you being a gay man (over weight gay man) should understand what its like not to fit into so called society standards.

    18. pat says – reply to this


      18

      eww

    19. Pooparoni says – reply to this


      19

      Why waste your time on this blimp's weight loss program - send your money directly to the cult.

      What a cunt.

    20. C.U.N.extT.uesday says – reply to this


      20

      ”SOMEHOW IVE FALLEN INTO POSITION OF ACCIDENTAL ROLE MODEL”
      UM..SHE ACCIDENTALLY WAS PAID LIKE A MILLION BUCKS WASNT SHE???
      SHE FAILS AT WEIGHT LOSS.

    21. taxlady says – reply to this


      21

      Re: anon – Amen to you!!! Have a friend who works for an airline in Tampa. Every Monday am they (Sci-Fi freaks) receive boxes from wherever (CA?) and every Mon. afternoon they ship out more boxes. Friend lives minutes away from Tom Cruise's FL hideaway. Been going on for years. So what are these super secret documents? Ah…shit….who cares….I never did see the attraction in him……..plus he's gayer than gay.

    22. john dixon says – reply to this


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      I have a new system that Kirstie and the other fatsos can try: (1) eat less (2) exercise.

    23. Your such an idiot: says – reply to this


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      Re: C.U.N.extT.uesday –

      THE "C YOU NEXT TUESDAY" IS SOOO OLD.
      HOW OLD ARE YOU?
      GET SOME CLASS.

    24. ego MANIAC says – reply to this


      24

      Just another $$$cientology Egomaniac

      A grandiose sense of self-importance
      – Egomaniacs exaggerate their achievements and talents, and want other people to recognise them as superior.

      Preoccupation with success and power
      – They’re obsessed with fantasies involving their own brilliance or beauty.

      Arrogance
      – Their behaviour is haughty, their attitude conceited and they show rage when frustrated, contradicted, or confronted.

      Need for excessive admiration
      – Egomaniacs need attention, they want to be adored or, failing that, feared.

      A sense of entitlement
      – They have unreasonable expectations and believe they deserve favourable treatment.

      Exploitative
      – Happy to take advantage of others, they use people to get what they want.

      Lack of empathy
      – Egomaniacs can’t or won’t acknowledge other people’s feelings.

      A belief of being unique
      – They believe that they’re special and can only be understood by and associate with people of high status.

      Feel envy towards others
      – And believe others feel envious of them.

      Where might you find an egomaniac?
      Well it won’t be doing charity work.
      They have no regard for other people and resent any weakness or vulnerability in others. They feel no need to take responsibility for their actions and won’t accept being challenged or criticised.

    25. trudy says – reply to this


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      why would I want to take dieting advice from a fat gal ?
      It would be ok if she had lost the weight and had kept it off for awhile but she has done neither. She's just trying to make some money to support her Twinkie habit.
      what a joke .

    26. em says – reply to this


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      I'm sure her weight loss brand will be a huge success. She's so slim and trim.

    27. Marky says – reply to this


      27

      This hasbeen Xenu-loving troll couldn't act her way out of a paper bag. She's been trading on being a fat cow for way too many years: first "Fat Actress", then Jenny Craig, and now her own weight loss program - enough already. Please stop promoting her and her other cult members.

    28. KAT says – reply to this


      28

      THIS TIME SHE BETTER BE HONEST ABOUT HER WEIGHT! TO SAY SHE WAS 220 POUNDS BEFORE JENNY CRAIG WAS SUCH A HUGE LIE! MORE LIKE 275!
      AND THERE IS NO WAY ON EARTH SHE GOT DOWN TO 145! MAYBE 195! I AM 5'7" AND AT 145 I LOOK ANOREXIC COMPARED TO HER "145"!!!

    29. evita says – reply to this


      29

      She's a fat hasbeen!!! cant' stop eating!!!! if this scientology shit is so good, how come they can't help her lose the 200lbs she need to lose??? lol

    30. michie says – reply to this


      30

      I didn't know that stuffing yourself with Krispy Kreams could be considered a diet
      Good luck Kristie Kreams!!!!

    31. Your SP says – reply to this


      31

      get off my internetz $cientology celebs… you fail.

    32. duh... says – reply to this


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      when you become a spokesperson for a diet company, you become a role model.
      couldn't see that coming?

    33. Pat b says – reply to this


      33

      Her new weight loss regiment is called the real hollywood weight loss it is 3 shots of Patron and a half gram of blow.

    34. AshleyBaby! says – reply to this


      34

      yea i knew this was coming… cause she been packin on the pounds for months!

    35. puho says – reply to this


      35

      Actually, my initial thought is that the Scientology handlers talked her into fronting a weight loss clinic that would ACTUALLY be a Scientology suck in center. Just one more way for all of us to be suspicious of their weird cult.

    36. Oink! says – reply to this


      36

      Since when are In-And-Out burgers part of the Jenny Craig program?

    37. ChubbyChubbyChubby -- get it? says – reply to this


      37

      Jenny Craig dropped her like hot mashed potatoes with butter and cream. Kirstie, you're fat again girl! Work out for chrisssakes.

    38. lg says – reply to this


      38

      I'd be careful with he Kirstie Alley diet. I hear it leaves you severely constipated, after all aren't all Scientologists full of sh*t.

    39. dee says – reply to this


      39

      shes packing on the pounds again!! lol!!

    40. C.U.N.extT.uesday says – reply to this


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      Re: Your such an idiot: –
      AHEM…..GO FUCKETH THYSELF DICKITH WEED.

    41. melissa says – reply to this


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      HOW THE HELL is she gonna make her own diet-program when she is still a lard ass?!?!?!?! I guess it'll be the lard ass diet!?!?!?

    42. SHe Made a Cute Daughter!!!! says – reply to this


      42

      Is that her daughter's face down in the corner there? She almost looks like Angelina Joile, she is very cute. And Whate ever, she is not that influential that we need to start worrying about her and her ways. She certainly ain't the first Large Marge to grace the screen. Think Liz, Shelly, ummmm,,,,my minds a blank….Divine!!!

    43. PROUD TO BE SP says – reply to this


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      I WONDER IF DAVID & TOM WILL BE ASSISTING HER IN THIS PROJECT? I SMELL SCIENTOLOGY CULT WRITTEN ALL OVER HER FACE!!! ANOTHER SCHEME TO RID THE WORLD OF SP!!!

    44. alice says – reply to this


      44

      maybe this is just a front for yet more Scientology garbage! They'll help you lose the weight! You too can look like zombie Katie!!

    45. dr Slim Shady says – reply to this


      45

      She has never been slim. These weight loss programs are bullshit- that's why if you read the fine print it says "results not typical". Carbs will kill you. and being skinny is neither natural nor necessary. Throw out your processed foods, and rice (unless you are asian and have the genes for it). that means no CHIPS, no frapps, no corn syrup, no cereal, no cookies, no cake, and no sugar. She can't do that. So she will fail over and over. Valerie Bertinelli will go back to weighing more too.

    46. anonymous says – reply to this


      46

      Kirstie is FAIL as a scilon! LEARN THE TRUTH

      whyaretheydead.net
      enturbulation.org
      youfoundthecard.com

    47. pamela says – reply to this


      47

      LOLOL role model? far from it hun…she's still kinda big if you ask me. in my opinion, her forced weight loss, more or less, doesnt merit that status

    48. Rob I. Tussin says – reply to this


      48

      Perez, I would like you to be the spokesperson for my new Fat Fuck weight loss beverage. Please contact me ASAP!

    49. Clark says – reply to this


      49

      Just because Perez is fat doesn't mean he can't say someone else is fat. In Kirsty's case, she clearly started gaining weight back. You could see it on the Jenny Craig ads even. I'm sure they noticed too. It's worth remarking upon.

    50. rainbowseer says – reply to this


      50

      I don't think anyone would buy it. I know I wouldn't. I don't see her as a success story.
      I think your graffiti is right on, it's her real sure-fire weight-loss strategy.

    51. Flowerbomb says – reply to this


      51

      Shouldn't being thin be a requirement for developing a weight loss program? Maybe she can work with Dr. Phil on this, he's another fattie who likes to dispense weight loss advice.

    52. reenie says – reply to this


      52

      Girlfriend, don't you know that Jenny Craig is only a temporary weight loss program??? Why doesn't she take all the money from what Jenny Craig paid her and hire herself a personal trainer, and a personal chef and lose weight the healthy way….diet AND excersise! I bet that big o'l butt hasn't seen the inside of a gym in years!!

    53. aaron says – reply to this


      53

      Quit you whinning Kirstie, and get your ass in a gym! Your body is proably only allowed 1,400 calories a day….NOT 3,500!! Heeeelllloooo! Do the math!

    54. Xenu-v-Scientology says – reply to this


      54

      She was dumped because of her links with Scientology.

      If scientology is so great and empowering, why is Kirsty Alley having issues with her body anyway?

      We are anon.

    55. FUKK ME RUNNIN says – reply to this


      55

      ME THINKS SHE NEEDS TO GO BACK ON THE DIET SHE WAS ON IN TH 80S'
      THE COLUMBIAN/PERUVIAN ONE…COCAINE.

    56. BIGBROTHER says – reply to this


      56

      WHY CANT TOM CRUSE HELP HER LOOSE THAT BIG ASS…

      OH!…VALARIE SAYS HA! HA!

    57. Michael says – reply to this


      57

      Love you Kirstie! You should totally do your own diet brand.

    58. xuszerep says – reply to this


      58

      I agree with #'s 38 and 48! Don't buy into any weight loss program Kirstie will try to have, it'll definitely have a $cientology slant on it.

      $cientology SUCKS!

    59. Rob says – reply to this


      59

      Kirstie is a ravishing beauty. She is soo elegant and one of the most beautiful women on the face of the earth. Such style, such grace and ohhh what a face!! This woman looks down upon Hollywood from her 75 room mansion with a scornful look on that face of eternal beauty. She is a romance novel come to life, what a delicate flower and a goddess from another world!!!! Darling Kirstie you have the world at your feet, the true queen of Armenia….