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What Time Is It????

Filed under: Personally Perez > Anglophilia

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The very prestigious Times of London just did a huge feature on Perez.

Click here to check it out!

146 comments to “What Time Is It????”

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  1. meme says – reply to this


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    1st!!!!!!!

  2. QUEENIE says – reply to this


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    LOVE YOU PEREZ!

  3. Jerseygirl says – reply to this


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    First!

  4. brian Triola says – reply to this


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    Laughing at the misery of others is just wrong. Miley, Jamie Lynn, Dakota Fanning, are kids for fucks sake!! Perez is a fat homo loser, and you fans are just as pathetic for making American culture as dumb as he is.

  5. FIRST says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!!!!! PEREZ UR HOT LOL

  6. anne says – reply to this


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    i lyk c00kies

  7. jacy says – reply to this


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    I have saw his photo at Muslimloving.com while dating online. It is said that he had a profile there and start his blog. looking forward their video. lol.

  8. laylamosh says – reply to this


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    dont barf.

  9. john says – reply to this


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    get a life cunt

  10. suzeeeee says – reply to this


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    What a pretty picture of you, Perez!

  11. blah says – reply to this


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    I just threw up! There is somethimg wrong with the world today when a freak like that even gets 1 bit of publicity BAN PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

  12. Alex says – reply to this


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    I just read this (yah I'm a posh Brit who reads The Times) and they made a huge thing about your weight! Nice article though, it's a huge thing to be on the front cover of The Times 2!

  13. sarah says – reply to this


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    'part chef, part clown, part professional homosexual-cum-fashion designer'

    LOLOL!!

  14. Dolph says – reply to this


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    You look like Jared Leto.

  15. Pam says – reply to this


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    Love the pic!

  16. cyn says – reply to this


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    lol
    they called you fat in the headline! lmaoooooo!

  17. vanessa says – reply to this


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    This is my first comment EVER - and I only write it because despite all the odds…Perez, you freaking rock. And I'm proud of you.
    *mwah*

  18. WTF says – reply to this


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    Congrats, Perez, you are becoming a major playa! PEREZ ROCKS

  19. Cary says – reply to this


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    When writing about Americans most British writers have a tendency to stand on a Height and look down at the subject, discussing it, humorously and fairly charmingly, as if it were a kind of stylized Kabuki play they are watching. They are always amused and repelled at the same time by American antics, and though they analyze in depth, the tone of the writing very often implies that the writer might be interested in this latest American curiosity but of course it's not anything that one should really take seriously. The odd thing is, they don't seem to realize they are doing this, and they certainly don't know that many Americans long ago caught on to the underlying stratum of mockery that basically motivates the writing. What can be done? It's a British national trait.

  20. Nikki the Brit says – reply to this


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    I think the story on Perez was rather flattering…but rather long. We need to make things more snappy to the reader over here in Blighty, the Times should look into doing that an get more younger and energectic readers…Perez the UK loves you…mwah xx

  21. Libby says – reply to this


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    Bloody up their own arse, blue collar twits!! Don't listen to them Perez you are loved in the U.K!!! You off to the Brits tonight?? well enjoy it if you are!!

  22. h3 says – reply to this


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    Look at what beautiful blue eyes you have!!!

  23. tess says – reply to this


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    you might actually be good looking if you dropped at least 50lbs., and shaved.

  24. *Alex says – reply to this


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    Great article!
    (What does first mean? Everyone always write first in these comments and I never know what it means)

  25. Tamara says – reply to this


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    Perez I love you! You have such beautiful eyes and I

  26. crazed says – reply to this


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    Re: Cary

    Interesting observation Cary. I get the same sense when I listen to BBC on the radio. They seem to have a mild disgust for all things American, but oddly they can't stop talking about us. I think they're obsessed with us. I could listen to public radio for a week (or more) here in the US and never hear a thing about Britain……no one cares enough about what's going on over there.

  27. crazed says – reply to this


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    Perez darling…we come here to get the "celebrity" news….not to read about what you're up to.

  28. aston techno says – reply to this


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    you're the best of the rest ô¿ô
    nobody even comes in a close second

  29. kendra says – reply to this


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    YOU HAVE OPIATE PUPILS AND BEAUTIFUL COLOR TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. Jasmine says – reply to this


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    This bitch is calling you "fat and unhealthy looking".

    What a ho. You should slap her if you see her again!

  31. Daniel says – reply to this


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    I like this shot of you. You're cute!!

  32. Lilly says – reply to this


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    Love your eyes

  33. NY model says – reply to this


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    Perez, that 'journalist' is obvs very jealous. let her go about her miserable way in miserable london. poor girl, she's a fucking journalist and she had to interview YOU! she's a sad woman, and i know it's a british paper, but SOOO hilarious that they name their 2 celebrities over and over and over… kate moss this, kate moss that… wino this, wino that…. AND GUESS WHAT?? those 2 are the LEAST viewed on your site…. let her be sad, do your thing, it's the american way… her editor tells her to interview YOU, but no one tells YOU what to do… who's the winner now??? Sad LONDON LOSERS, i hate it there

  34. tom says – reply to this


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    in their

    NOT VERY PRESTIGOUS SUPPLEMENT times2

    kind of like getting a supporting actress gong.

  35. jenny says – reply to this


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    Re: sarah – what the hell is lolol laugh out loud out loud? like that makes and sense.

    I don't think that they should harp on Perez's weight, no body is perfect.

  36. NY model says – reply to this


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    P- at least she complimented your teeth… ’cause we all know what their teeth look like over there. MEANWHILE, did you guys know that less that 10% of americans can name their prime minister… BUT THEY CAN NAME EACH AND EVERYONE OF OURS JUST RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!!! get over us, get your own life, $, and power… stop looking to us to save you

  37. Danni Bitch says – reply to this


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    thats thing was so fucking long OMG but it didnt make sense all the way through really wierd editoring lol

  38. maria says – reply to this


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    FABULOUS picture of my perezita!

  39. bwahahahaha says – reply to this


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    TRY USING BOTH OF YOUR HANDS TO TRY TO COVER THAT FAT WIGGLY PIGGLY UGLY FACE OF YOURS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  40. Sam says – reply to this


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    Nice work on your education, well respected!

  41. lily says – reply to this


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    That was a pretty harsh article.

  42. Joe Blow says – reply to this


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    An article on CELEBRITY PARASITES?

  43. FAT BASTARD'S DAD says – reply to this


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    HEY FAT BASTARD, TRY COVERING YOUR FACE WITH A TOILET SEAT. MY BAD SON, I FORGOT THE TOILET SEAT IS STILL STUCK ON YOUR FAT DIMPLY PIMPLY JELLOEY ASS. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SUCKER!

  44. skch says – reply to this


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    Perez, I thought the article was really, really good.
    It's a shame people don't sense the actual sensitivity of the journalist and its good writing and think it's just weight-bashing. I think it is a very, very flattering article. Congrats!

  45. Kelly says – reply to this


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    come back to london! We miss you already!

  46. lucy says – reply to this


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    LOVE YOU PEREZ!!

  47. Paula says – reply to this


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    That was long but interesting, i feel i know u a lil bit better now. Love u Perez!

  48. michi says – reply to this


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    he's right. you do have a handsome face. but you need to take better care of yourself and you know it. work less, have fun, relax, exercise and improve your diet, dude and like he said, you'll be drop dead handsome! ;-)

    I have noticed that you have lost a lot of weight. Keep it up!

  49. jenn says – reply to this


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    Seriously. Ban Perez? That's just stupid. If you don't like him, DON'T READ HIM, but you look like a ignorant cunt bitching about how much you hate Perez Hilton and how he should be banned, and yet, here you are, reading and posting on his site.

    Anyway, I heart you, Perez, immensely…

  50. JoJo says – reply to this


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    Next to my husband's blue eyes - Perez (Super Mario) has the loveliest eyes in the world!!! Keep up the great work and Viva Cuba!

  51. Gigibird says – reply to this


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    Wow I didn't know you went to a Jesuit high school and graduated NYU w/honors. You're a smart one, Perez! Keep up the good work. Yes, you should watch your eating but more importantly, work out! Not just boring cardio. Lift some weights and the rest will follow. xoxoxoxox

  52. nicole richie sex tape says – reply to this


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    "Huge" cuz you're an obese piece of shit

  53. Clara says – reply to this


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    Just another proof that the Times has sunk very low.

  54. charlotte says – reply to this


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    Nice article!! A point the writer missed was all the WORK you have put in to
    attain this level of fame.

  55. Robert says – reply to this


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    Too bad it was not an obit!!!!!

  56. Shelley says – reply to this


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    we love you in the UK Perez! nice article :)

  57. TVDinner says – reply to this


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    Congratulations, darling! My day isn't complete without a swing by your site. Like, five times. Every. Single. Day. You're awesome!

  58. Nolan says – reply to this


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    Perez,
    You are not a writer. You are not a professional. I read your blog occasionally because your naivety is laughable. You comment on others' weight, yet you're undoubtedly obese. Anyone who interviews you, Perez, or does a write-up on you, is not doing so in admiration. They're trying to figure out how such a slob, in both writing and appearance, can have so much recognition…

    By the way, no serious writer/journalist/columnist would repeatedly use !!!!!! or ????? to get their point across. It is extremely amateur, almost elementary. Use your words, Perez, to express emotions. Not symbols, you hack! (note the use of ONE exclamation point. ONE.)

  59. RUBYDOO says – reply to this


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    nothing to do with the article more to do with the ignorance of 'NYModel' over there saying how fantastic your country is and how Britain needs you/looks down on you/has terrible teeth! We are most definitely fascinated by your culture and celebrities and many of us enjoy blogs and gossip sites like perez, but your argument that you can name all the presidents, you hate london, you don't know a prime minister just reinstates a fact that all Brits know which is this- yanks like yourself are ignorant, self-important and arrogant. not knowing anything about another country/continent other than your own is not something to brag about, it's just small-minded! meanwhile, we have lovely teeth as we don't have an inflated obesity rate over here so ours stay pearly while yours fall out from all that sugar. one last thing, calling yourself a 'model' on an anonymous site doesn't mean anything! you just want the rest of us to think your fan-bloody-tastic! get cultured you ignoramus. rant over

  60. Cassie says – reply to this


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    Don't think that you might spend the rest of your life alone!?! You are still young…which makes me giggle…I am the same age as you and there are times when I think that's not so young at all. You are adorable, though…and there are others out there thinking the same thing… :)

  61. JK says – reply to this


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    It seems that you are a hot ass under all that (X-tra) layer. After reading this article I am more into you then Brit Brit and thats hard to do, well at least two weeks ago. Oh PS That Ba Ling"s "Letter To Nature" after her arrest, was priceless, she needs to make it into a musical, on roller skates of course. oxoxox JK oh and kiss my ass Brian Triola you sure knew how to name names, asswipe!!!!!

  62. jabberwocky says – reply to this


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    Dang… now that's what I call a measurement in inches. Kudos for all that press, Perezie!

  63. Sydney says – reply to this


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    Don't be assholes that make fun of people's weight. You KNOW who you are!

  64. Fliss says – reply to this


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    Jesus what is with all the brit bashing? We are not a pretentious snobby nation that look down on americans. We have a fascination with american culture because it is so similar to our own but extreme in certain aspects that the british sense of reserve would never allow (for instance the extremely white teeth that the journalist mentioned are an anomily in england).
    The journalist did make a big deal about weight in a rather tabloid manner than the Times usually abhors. Interesting article though. I would imagine that the Times did the article because they are interested with the idea of some one becoming famous for their comments in the famous.
    Oh and NY Model - ”MEANWHILE, did you guys know that less that 10% of americans can name their prime minister… BUT THEY CAN NAME EACH AND EVERYONE OF OURS JUST RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!!! get over us, get your own life, $, and power… stop looking to us to save you”
    I don't think that is right do you? Really?! Of course we know who our Prime Minister is. We are also aware of other world leaders because we are not so insular that only 20% of the people in the country has a passport.

  65. fred says – reply to this


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    LOVE YOU PEREZ…THE BRITS ARE BITTER BITCHES !!!!!!!

  66. Sachie says – reply to this


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    Great article. Loved it and love you!!! As for the nasty comments on here what do you read the web site if you hate it so much?

  67. thirdcoastsurfista says – reply to this


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    What's wrong with making a career out of commenting on what celebs do? We all do this at work, at school….only we are ordinary people. So why hate Perez? You know when you go pointing a finger at someone you have 3 aimed right back at ya….

  68. Jillian says – reply to this


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    "Perez", it honestly makes me kind of sad to see what you could have been- yes, even in the eyes of an unintentionally arrogant british reporter. A doctor, an engineer, even a graduate with honors- these kind of testimonials speak to the sort of intelligence that could have been. Yes, I visit your site for the raunchiest gossip before anyone else, but at the end of the day it does nothing for me. It's rather empty. And yet, that's your life.
    Maybe it's fun, and I've no doubt you're making plenty of money for yourself. I just think the way you've gained weight and your speech…you have a lot of potential to be MORE.

  69. Mag says – reply to this


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    In typical British fashion….the article was not flattering. But we love you here Perez!! By the way, keep the hair color from that photo! It looks great! Even better would be to do your eyebrows the same pinkish color…..hoowww cuuute!!!

  70. Danny says – reply to this


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    Gawd, even his hands are fat!

  71. bigdick says – reply to this


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    your fucking diva show sucked. such a turn off hearing you talk. stick to blogging. you had no chemistry w/any of the divas. and you can't act. your lame for TV perez. your voice is so annyoying as well

  72. Lisa East says – reply to this


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    I am just sorry it was such a huge article because as a Brit, I thought you were my dirty little secret. I love the way you expose the phoniness of LaLa Land, and that you embrace the best of British culture. I would love you to be my NBF and share some time bitching with you. lol x

  73. Amanda says – reply to this


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    why do people come on this website to criticize the author of it?? if its so terrible, stop reading it.

  74. Amanda says – reply to this


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    Re: Nolan

    hahahaha how sad nolan, you seem to be a writer too!! how funny that nobody's ever heard of you…and the only writing your doing is to comment on perezhilton.com!! hahahahah get a life and find a new job cause i dont think journalism is working out for you!!!!

  75. Georgia says – reply to this


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    Stick and stones won't break Perez' bones! LOVE YOU PEREZ!

  76. dellawhat says – reply to this


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    love it ! the dirt on you monsier perez is a little taste of your own medicine!

  77. Perez is a CUNT says – reply to this


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    Perez, you're website is about celebs….so why are you putting info about yourself up here? You can talk trash about lohan, Spears, and others but you are no where near any of their celeb status…..fuckin' CUNT

  78. MelKa says – reply to this


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    I liked the article very much.
    Congratulations, Perez!
    Melina (from Buenos Aires, Argentina).

  79. Steph says – reply to this


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    Perez I think you are GREAT!! Living your dream. I think what you say about celebrities is hilarious, and I love that you post all sorts of stuff on your site, like political. Your site is the first sight I visit every day, it always cheers me up. I am also from Miami, I moved to LA a few years before you, I'm also trying to get into the entertainment industry. I would love to work for you :)

  80. arepita says – reply to this


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    You look way cute in that photo, honey!

  81. Susan says – reply to this


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    You have beautiful eyes.

  82. Jen says – reply to this


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    I didn't think that article was very good. What the hell kind of sentence is this: "Today, in the bar of a boutiquey London hotel (“I always stay here”), Mario appears from his room with aggressively dyed hair - orange with blue streaks today."

    Or this: "Without his mother, whom he pays to do 'mom-like things like cleaning' his hotel bedroom is very messy."

    And not that I care, but the writer misspelled Lindsay Lohan. Kinda careless.

  83. CC says – reply to this


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    LOVED the article Perez…..good job for asking the writer "do u like your weight….?"
    We are all like Oprah, everyone is "battling" their weight, people are just jealous of your success, so the pick on your weight.
    And you WILL FIND A BOYFRIEND!!!!

  84. craziness says – reply to this


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    Congrats dude! You are international! :) MUAH

  85. Brandi says – reply to this


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    I don't think you're cruel, darling Perez! The folks over at tee em zee are cruel and ridiculous, but Perez I adore! :)

  86. H why says – reply to this


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    Congratulations Perez! You're a stud.

  87. Katy says – reply to this


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    Great article!

  88. Dee says – reply to this


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    Excellent article. Despite the bitter tone, I found this article to be quite flattering.

    For some reason or another, I have always liked Perez. Maybe because he defends people that I like, and belittles people I don't (with the exception of Paris Hilton, of course). I like that Perez has the ability to defend what he believes even if people don't agree. At least he has the courage to speak his mind.

    Great article. Great picture.

    This is nothing to scoff at. Regardless of his career choice, Perez has picked his path - something we all must do at some time or another. At the very least, he should be respected for committing himself 100%.

  89. patty says – reply to this


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    aww perez.. you look sooooo hottt!!!

  90. kaykoura says – reply to this


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    Time for you to shave?
    To loose weight?
    To use anti-wrinkle cream?
    To go throw up because you're nasty?
    To wonder why you're so amazed someone did an article over you? You sound so suprised like you didn't even know :\…

  91. lala says – reply to this


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    Hopefully 14:59, I want your 15 minutes to be up already.

  92. Zeerine says – reply to this


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    Hey there, you brightened up my daily paper,lol. Plus , no offense but the educational intelligence was suprising and wasnt the writer just obsessed with you! She kept on saying how you would be "strikingly handsome" if you lost weight,lol. Like you've got to be skinny to be hot. Anyway you were totally cool, stay true to yourself!!!!

  93. lizzie says – reply to this


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    Perez—what beautiful eyes you have, I really like this photo of you. Nice article too.

  94. johnnyhalfsac says – reply to this


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    since when is it prestigious to be called obese 800 times in one article? i have never seen that word used SOOOO many times to describe someone. mario, honey you must be a LUMP. your girth put quite a scare into that poor reporter. how do your bowel movements flush down the toilet? it seems impossible. maybe you own a portible plumbing snake…i don't know…do you have a full time plumber follow you around?

  95. julio says – reply to this


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    I'd be covering up my crooked mouth too, ya cunt.

  96. Sheila says – reply to this


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    Please can we stop all the hating?? Britain is awesome, Perez is awesome, let's all get together and concentrate on the celeb mocking. It's what we're best at.

  97. MyTwoCents says – reply to this


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    Perez, I just watched your Diva special. There was nothing special about it, unfortunately. You do not translate to TV very well at all. I love you, and I love your blog, but I would give up on television - at least in that particular format.

    I couldn't even watch the whole show. I switched to Bravo after an exruciating half hour and never switched back. These aren't meant to be hurtful words, just constructive criticism.

    Try something different or stick to the blogging. Please.

  98. Aimee says – reply to this


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    some one's jealous. WE LOVE YOU PEREZ! YOU ROCK!

  99. Amy says – reply to this


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    "He is tall and fat, and looks unhealthy." Ouch! Leave it to the Brits to be so rude! I think Perez has never looked better! I'm surprised they didn't mention the "Hillary Snafu" though.

  100. Ellen B says – reply to this


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    Cool article. But geez, what a freaking long article! Those damn Brits have never heard of U.S.A. Today. Love ya. Great coverage

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