Dishing the Dirt

Tori Spelling is pregnant with another child, but that's not the only thing she's giving birth to.

The actress/reality TV star is coming out with a new autobiography and People magazine has published some excerpts.

Our favorites are the Shannen Doherty passages!

Tori….on why she wrote an autobiography:
"I spent so many years in the media having people tell stories about my life, so I figured I might as well tell the true stories about my life this time. Nobody's read it! Not even [my husband] Dean!"

On Brian Austen Green, aka Megan Fox's fiancee:
"I had an insta-crush on Brian Austen Green. Brian was the only guy on the show my age. We had something going over the years we worked together. We were always fighting, making up, having fun and hating each other. We were just young."

On Luke Perry:
"As for Luke Perry, he called me 'Camel' because I had long eyelashes. Trust me, Luke Perry can call you 'Camel' and make it sexy."

On Shannen Doherty:
"Shannen had everything, but she could be arrogant and carefree. Jennie [Garth] was outspoken when she thought Shannen was out of line. Sometimes they got along, but there were explosions. Once they got into a fistfight."

"A night with [Shannen] meant going to the hottest club and drinking until the early hours. I knew she was a 'bad influence,' but I liked her anyway."

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 6:22 pm / Email this »

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Sara says – reply to this

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First
Team Brody says – reply to this

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first?
niko1974 says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!
Who Cares says – reply to this

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1st - who cares?!
adrienne says – reply to this

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ew
kelly says – reply to this

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she's ugly
Kelly says – reply to this

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2nd!
Melissa says – reply to this

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washed up has been…
k.c. says – reply to this

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UUUUUhhh why would any woman allow a man to call her "camel"? Ha Ha…….I bet thats not the REAL reason he called her camel. ♥ She is so ugly.
rawr says – reply to this

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day-umm she's preggers?
Frank says – reply to this

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Camel! Holy Shit!
John Q says – reply to this

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Eighth
GOD says – reply to this

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Meh.
HUGO CHAVEZ says – reply to this

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Me and my red commie country love america's chili's restarants!!!!!
Sarah says – reply to this

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Well gotta make a living somehow Like her anyways
jane plain says – reply to this

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When I was growing up people told me I looked like Tori Spelling, it made me want to kill myself and if I were Tori, I would feel the same way looking in my mirror everyday. Fuck her - Fuck any bitch that steals another woman's man. BURN IN HELL TORI SPELLING
MMmmmmm says – reply to this

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Camel because of Long eye-lashes???? I'm thinking he called her 'camel' because of, i don't know, she looks like one?
John Q says – reply to this

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You guys are all!
90210 says – reply to this

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I LOVED 90210, and I still watch it on soapnet! I would be interested in what this book has to say!
Toot Hole says – reply to this

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I thought she already had a baby? Or did she just have to drop a huge deuce the first time, and thats why her stomach was so paunchy?
sam says – reply to this

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I wouldn't call it "dirt." Ms. Spelling appears to be taking the high road. Good for her!
90210 says – reply to this

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Re: MMmmmmm – TOTALLY looks like a camel!
bookie says – reply to this

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second?
rommette says – reply to this

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lol….how does she know shannen? the girl from the lifetime movies?
Samantha says – reply to this

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I'll buy the book! Love her.
mikayla says – reply to this

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11th??
Ms Dolo D says – reply to this

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Go Tori! Go Tori! Go Tori!

Thanks Tori cause a bitch was waiting to hear a juicy story….Shannen D is no joke…even I wouldn't fuck with her and I'm a batshit crazy broad!!!!!
hannahfiasco says – reply to this

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from the excerpts, no wonder her husband hasn't read it!
Smokehouse Bacon Burger hearts Perez! says – reply to this

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I can't believe Perez loves that greasy, fating, smelly, pile of dead cow meat. (hillary clinton) Hey that burger he's advertising for looks good though!
Ms Dolo D says – reply to this

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Re: rommette –

Ahhh, a youngin…lovin it!!

Sweetie, Shannen and Tori used to do a show called Beverly Hill 90210 almost 20 yrs ago….It was like Saved by the Bell with all the drugs and sex!!
julie from Canada says – reply to this

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I like Tori. She actually seems down to earth.
Hillary will win Texas and Ohio says – reply to this

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Re: Loathe Hillary –
and win the presidency since John McCain is not a family man.
So, I'm glad she bothers you. Maybe you are just afraid of letting a woman in charge. She's already been in charge and she helped this country more than any other administration. Step the fuck off of her ass. John McCain is the liar and HIS WIFE STANDS THERE LIKE THE GOOD LITTLE REPUBLICAN WIFE SHE IS AND JUST TAKES IT…all in the name of MONEY.
hillary
hillary
hillary
hillary
hillary
hillary
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE LESS INTERESTING THAN DELTA BURKE? says – reply to this

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A perfect shit sundae of non-news! WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT TORI OR DELTA?
hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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Re: Smokehouse Bacon Burger hearts Perez! –
your fucking ass sucks buttermilk, like your fat fucking face.
wedgefart says – reply to this

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Re: Smokehouse Bacon Burger hearts Perez! –
you so want to have sex with perez, we know who you are.
Molly says – reply to this

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Re: rommette – HOLD OLD ARE YOU?? lol
hey, your face looks like cowshit says – reply to this

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Re: Smokehouse Bacon Burger hearts Perez! –
you need to get some plastic surgery fast, sorry there's nothing we can do about your cow shit smell. damn, you stink.
Smokehouse Bacon Burger hearts Perez! says – reply to this

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Re: hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – Thanks for showing how stupid and vulger Hillary Clinton Supporters are. BTW go to chili's and try the smokehouse bacon burger. It really yummy.
Monica says – reply to this

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Too funny. Uhh, maybe he called you camel because you look like one. Dumbass XD
Smokehouse Bacon Burger hearts Perez! says – reply to this

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Re: hey, your face looks like cowshit – Haha, read my last comment to that other douche.
mc cain says – reply to this

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me and vickie
sittin in a tree
k i s s i n g
first cums sex
then cums sex
then cums no more president
if your stupid asshole is there says – reply to this

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Re: Smokehouse Bacon Burger hearts Perez! –
then I wouldn't dare touch the burgers. Hamburger and cow has been recalled, anyone who eats it gets MADCOW. I think this guy is madcow already from eating the madcow meat.
Tiffany says – reply to this

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What about Tiffani Amber Thiessin from 90210 and Saved By The Bell? I am not sure how to spell her last name, but I still love that girl! She needs to come back!!! Was her last show Fastlane??? Come back Tiffani! I think "Zac" is on one of the detective shows… CSI, Law & Order?????? Cutie!
lol says – reply to this

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poor gal…it's because she looks like joe camel
Dex says – reply to this

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Ummmm….I think this is a mis-print.

The quote should read " He was always calling me Camel because I always seemed to have and still do, a bad case of the Toe."
I DON'T THINK HE CALLED HER CAMEL BECAUSE OF HER EYELASHES... says – reply to this

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Do you?
opi says – reply to this

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Why does Tori have to peddle her autobiography, and other money grubbing schemes, such as her reality show (falsely claiming she used her inheritence to buy a Bed and Breakfast, when she just rented it and dumped it after filming.) Candy Spelling has 500 million! Apparently, she's writing her own book that will counter Tori's. These 2 are pathologically greedy.
Star says – reply to this

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I hope she writes about her relationship with her husband taking place while he was still married and had just adopted a baby with his wife in Canada. I really hope she can show how this is not true and that her husband takes care of all of his kids and not just the ones with her.
Tall_Blonde says – reply to this

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Yeah - that's really earth-shattering inside info…..
*YAWN*
tori spelling is a washed up pregnant nobody says – reply to this

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The vomit meter is obviously high with this book. Boring as shit-save your money for Brit's vajayjay's autobiography!
Smokehouse Bacon Burger hearts Perez! says – reply to this

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Re: if your stupid asshole is there – Its already been shown that none of the recalled meat was shown to have madcow, it was only recalled because the mistreatment of the animals by those a-holes on the farm. BTW google industral farming if your want to see the how horrible animals are treat on those farms. The only "MADCOW" in america is going to debate President Obama tonight on CNN.
Hi my name is Tiffani Amber Thiessen and I'll be your waitress! says – reply to this

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She served me a smokehouse bacon cheeseburger today at Chili's with thicker bacon than normal.
andi says – reply to this

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I think Luke was referring to her "camel toe" not her eyelashes *wink wink*
Is It Just Me or is This Site Rancid? says – reply to this

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Delta Burke, weirdos from England, unknown nobodies from somewhere else, cheeseburger ads, Tori Spelling, fucking Elizabeth Hurley's maid and music award recaps from another country? What is that goddamn smell? It's the smell of this site dying and decomposing.
Realist says – reply to this

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She thinks Luke Perry called her Camel cause of her eyelashes. How cute.
Lindsey says – reply to this

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she kinda looks like a camel….lol
michellee says – reply to this

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brian and megan are a really hot couple. i like them together.
lene says – reply to this

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SHANNEN DOHERTY FUCKING ROCKS!
opi says – reply to this

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Tori's "career" was 90210, produced and casted by DADDY, and a bunch of embarassing B TV movies on Lifetime. I do believe she's pimped the last dollar out of her famous name. She has nothing left that she hasn't hawked for money. Her "career" was over years ago. What will she do now, pimp out her kids?
pupi says – reply to this

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Re: Ms Dolo D – um, you think if she doesn't know what 90210 was she's gonna know what saved by the bell was?
CJOYLD says – reply to this

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Luke Perry didn't call her 'Camel' just because she had long eyelashes.. it's because she LOOKS like a camel too, duh! What a silly girl.
marimari says – reply to this

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Of course Shannen got along with her, she was the boss's daughter(DUH)! Shannen looked down on everyone, but Tori ’cause *AGAIN* she was the boss's daughter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K says – reply to this

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WOW hasn't she been selling herself since 90210 went off the air ! First it's the reality tv show/bed n breakfast , now it's an autobiography? Another one that plays her life out for the camera's and shoves it all in the face of her husbands ex wife and family! Why does she continue to act like people really are that interested in her life. Her father was the big head honcho - NOT her. Yes, she was a part of the success of 90210 but lets face it, it was her fathers show.
trixie says – reply to this

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I still do and will always - love Tori.
CATHAZAT says – reply to this

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Tori! Read this! NO ONE CARES! You have a mighty inflated self-worth in your industry/town. 90210 was so early 90s. Your father's dynasty was so 80s. The only reason you became famous was because of pappy. Otherwise your only talent seems to be staying in the limelight. My money is that your money has gone to a very good publicist in the past several years. Now Shannon Doherty, the original BAD ASS CLUB RAT…now I'd like to know what she's been up to, in all actuality. She was always far more campy and over the top.
health and beauty says – reply to this

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http://dburgan.qhealthbeauty.com/
hillywood says – reply to this

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I met shannen…. she is a CUNT. Seriously… after i met her i threw out my brenda walsh barbie doll.
CATHAZAT says – reply to this

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Re: Hillary will win Texas and Ohio – Well, what do you think Hillary did–and still does–with Bill? He isn't exactly doing her any favors right now…or in the past. I'm not a Cindy McCain fan as she is so terribly Stepford-ish but please, HIllary just sat back and took it and stood by her man in a very big way. A lot of women don't get it…especially how a bright, highly educated woman could look the other way. I have one answer: Hillary is a power hungry greedy politico. She said, "Ok Bill, now it's my turn bitch…here's how it's going to go down".
deedee says – reply to this

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Tori is beautiful inside and out. Anyone that says anything else must be very desperate and in need of taking stock of their own image in the mirror.
lolainchesaway says – reply to this

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"Trust me, Luke Perry can call you 'Camel' and make it sexy."
ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! That is by far one of the greatest lines over.
Yeah Tori!
Gwen says – reply to this

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She acts as if telling us that Shannen is a bitch is something new. Everyone knew she didn't just play one as Brenda.
al says – reply to this

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now thats good!!!
BB says – reply to this

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A woman is a fiancee; a man is a fiance; Brian Austin Green is Megan Fox's FIANCE - drop the extra E, please.
robinthebomb says – reply to this

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TORI SPELLING IS A HUSBAND STEALING, NO TALENT BIMBO!!
WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANT TO READ ANYTHING ABOUT HER LIFE??!!
AND SHE IS EXTREMELY UNATTRACTIVE EVEN AFTER TONS OF PLASTIC SURGERY. MONEY CANT BUY CLASS BITCH.
Mai Pie says – reply to this

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she's still a man…i don't care if she's preggers
Blue Giraffe says – reply to this

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who gives a shit what this ugly flounder head has to say? she should stop pro-creating!
harmony says – reply to this

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Re: kelly – FIRST NO SHE ISNT
Kendra says – reply to this

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Tori didn't say anything mean, so who cares? I would've partied with all of them too if I were her and so would all of you. Donna Martin rocks!!!!! 90210 FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LogicalThinking says – reply to this

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Re: Hillary will win Texas and Ohio –
You just accused Cindy McCain of doing what Hildabeast has been doing for the last 25 years. Hillary is just one big lumpy pile of shit.

Hillary hasn't done shit for her country. She has played victim to help her and bubba's political careers and to also expand their wealth.
jackie says – reply to this

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I've always liked tori. I watched all the 90210 reruns. She might not be pretty pretty but she's def got a nice body. very narrow
smorf says – reply to this

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I want all the dirt on Mr. and Mrs. Walsh and Nat
lathe says – reply to this

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LUKE PERRY CALLED HER CAMEL BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE ONE
I LOVE LUKE! says – reply to this

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I'M SORRY BUT IT'S NOT THE EYELASHES THAT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A CAMEL!
eric lohan says – reply to this

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as for nicole mcneely. shes such a cutie. one time she called me a " superficial, triffling, rude biotch" because i had long eyeleashes. trust me nicole can call you a " superficial, triffling, rude, biotch" and make it sexy
Can Tori add and subtract? says – reply to this

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Jennie Garth is only a year older than Tori. Why does she say Brian is the only one her age. Why does Tori always talk about how young she is, even now? I think she is obsessed with age.
Fuchsia says – reply to this

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Why is her nose chopped off like that? Not very Spelling!
Kellis says – reply to this

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YOU'D THINK WITH ALL HER MONEY SHE'D USE A BETTER PLASTIC SURGEON!
Nat says – reply to this

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Stupid People These Days… It is so freaken obvious she wants major attention and if its possible, even more money… she needs to get a damn life and write something interesting…or not write at all…stupid camel.
Ha says – reply to this

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No the best is in a magazine maybe 17 Tori claims she auditioned under Tori Mitchel so she would have a equal shot even though her daddy was producer. She clearly doesn't have a lot in the looks department since she is a dog and even with plastic surgery monkeys look cuter. Ha I am so mean prolly cause I am soo hot I would rather be beautiful and have less money.
chris says – reply to this

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Is there anything Tori won't do for a buck?
Shannen Doherty will be doing the happy dance, because somebody is actually talking about her nasty ass.
em says – reply to this

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Radness, can't wait to read it. I loved 90210!
shelter says – reply to this

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Shannen is an asswipe. She became mega famous overnight, for being on the most popular tv show in the 90's. She could of made a career with her mediocre acting skills.
Instead, Shannen self-destructed when she became a Young Republican, seeked confrontations with women she envied, and stalked men (especially Eddie Vedder).
At this point, she couldn't buy redemption.
Van says – reply to this

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Okay, what is the dish on Tori Spelling stealing someone's man? ( I know, I am sooo way behind)Anyway, is this true? I never knew about that because I have been living abroad and don't get much news here in the outskirts of Japan. Can someone please fill me in?
Deej says – reply to this

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Does anyone really care what she has to say? What has she really done without her father's help, back in the day?
CRystal Pu$$y says – reply to this

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looks like she found MJ's nose
Cher's plastic surgeon is MUCH better!
WhateverMan says – reply to this

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Really? I met Shannon and she was really nice to me. I loved her character Brenda and don't see how people thought Brenda was a bitch. Kelly Taylor was the one who was the bitch. Jennie got a free ride due to Shannon's behavior. If she wasn't acting stupid people would have seen who the true bitch on the show was. Anyways, Shannon was nice to me.
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Kelly Belly says – reply to this

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Isn't it spelled Shannon???
donna martin graduate! says – reply to this

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CAMEL??? She actually resembles the JERSEYMAID COW more. MOOOOOO!!!
asswipe says – reply to this

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toriwhorispellcheksuxcock.com
TORIISADOGFACE says – reply to this

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WHO IS UGLIER? WHO HAS A WORSE FACE? GOD SHE IS SO PATHETIC. HOW SAD…AND SHE WRITES LIKE AN ILLITERATE CHILD. WHO HAS A WORSE FACE? SJP? EWWW. AND SHE STOLE SOMEONE'S HUSBAND WHO IS A BEADY EYED FATHER OF TWO! MAYBE HE'LL LEAVE HER AFTER SHE HAS HER SECOND CHILD. GOD HER LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK AND THAT POOR THING IS UGLY! DON'T STEAL PEOPLE'S HUSBANDS YOU LOSER!