Every Gay Man's Fantasy

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We met Kylie! We met Kylie! We met Kylie!
We met Kylie! We met Kylie! We met Kylie!
We met Kylie! We met Kylie! We met Kylie!
We met Kylie! We met Kylie! We met Kylie!
We met Kylie! We met Kylie! We met Kylie!
We met Kylie! We met Kylie! We met Kylie!

And she was even nicer than we could have imagined.

Such a dream come true. FINALLY.

Amazing. Amazing. Amazing!

[Perez's t-shirt courtesy of Five Four Clothing.]

    Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 6:39 pm / Email this  »

    248 comments to “Every Gay Man's Fantasy”

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    1. jane says – reply to this


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      1st

    2. Fidel Castro says – reply to this


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      Christ Mario, have a couple more of those smokehouse Bacon Cheeseburgers

    3. FG says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    4. hannahfiasco says – reply to this


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      woohoo! Kylie is great! =)

    5. Alisa says – reply to this


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      AHH!! Congrats!!

    6. Fonzie. says – reply to this


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      Oh, Gosh.
      Lucky.

    7. Antoinette says – reply to this


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      Aw! I'm so happy for you!

    8. hannahfiasco says – reply to this


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      when and where did you meet her?

    9. john says – reply to this


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      next time dont suck in the tummy perez, its a little obvious

    10. Smokehouse Bacon Burger hearts Perez! says – reply to this


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      I heart Perez. Now 75% less fat than bill clinton's first lady!!!!!!!!!

    11. blogger says – reply to this


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      second

    12. hannahfiasco says – reply to this


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      where did you meet the queen of pop?

    13. i love you perez says – reply to this


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      good for perezzers.

    14. kasey says – reply to this


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      perez ur my idolllll

    15. julianne says – reply to this


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      I LOVE MIKA!

    16. pat says – reply to this


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      2nd

    17. maud says – reply to this


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      first… je t'aime kylie!!!

    18. ginger says – reply to this


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      aww your face is all pink…somebody got celeb shy!

    19. jaYne says – reply to this


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      excuse me, more like j-a-Y-n-e. p-nasty, you loook so thin! you go gerrryll.

    20. me says – reply to this


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      2nd

    21. ryan says – reply to this


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      first sucka

    22. mo ron says – reply to this


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      first bitches!

    23. simone says – reply to this


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      yay 4 u perez!look at u lookin all skinny lol

    24. Osama Lufti says – reply to this


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      Two fucking ASSHOLES! I can smell you both from here! I hope you both die from stomach cancer! Cunts!

    25. HUGO CHAVEZ says – reply to this


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      Re: Fidel Castro – lol! i agree fidel my friend, he's def looks like he just came back from chili's. Hey Perez, quit sucking it in dude!

    26. zork says – reply to this


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      sexy sexy sexy

    27. lala says – reply to this


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      you know Scott Mills gave you the flirt divert number….leave a funny message for him, it'll scare the crap outta him.

    28. cupcake says – reply to this


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      Finally Perez! I'm so happy you met her, you are always posting about her and your love for her. She is amazing! =) woooo!

    29. stephanie m says – reply to this


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      i love u perez…be my gay husband?

    30. Overseas Messenger says – reply to this


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      Miss Perez is always thinking he is part of the Hollywood in crowd. Miss Perez you are nothing more than a stalker and a paparazzi photo stealer.

      Please, Sit your ass down Miss Perez….

    31. zork says – reply to this


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      yammi

    32. jenna says – reply to this


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      1st? kylie rocks

    33. pooballs says – reply to this


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      love kylie

    34. skinny perez? says – reply to this


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      is perezers losing weight?

    35. VOTE FOR OBAMA says – reply to this


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      problem is THERE IS NO MAN IN YOU…YOU PIECE OF SHIT FAT BUTT BOY.

    36. Joshua Miller says – reply to this


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      AMAZZZING!

    37. sonya says – reply to this


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      YAY PEREZ!
      im gonna guess… #39?

    38. Kimber says – reply to this


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      Yay!!! Kylie ROCKS!

    39. DoubleD says – reply to this


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      LUCKY!!!!!!!!!

    40. brian says – reply to this


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      i love you perez but i get really frustrated when you don't proofread your work

    41. wondering says – reply to this


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      WHAT in the HELL did you do to your hair???? YIKES. Dye it brown or blonde or something.

    42. azprincess says – reply to this


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      BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    43. mt says – reply to this


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      congrats bud

    44. Craig says – reply to this


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      Perez, I like your little websight but I do not EVER want to see your face on it.

      I come here to see how the beautiful people live. And you ain't it. Sorry.

    45. Tanya says – reply to this


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      She's such a sweetie and such a beautiful gal.

    46. Good For You, Perez! What Fun! says – reply to this


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      We want more details! :)

    47. amanda says – reply to this


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      Perez you're getting skinny big daddy ~ looking good

    48. melanie says – reply to this


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      Kylie Rocks!!

      I hate people who write first….get a life…..

    49. Hayleey says – reply to this


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      Didn't you have blue hair this morning?
      None the less, it rocks ;D

    50. Juliana says – reply to this


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      i love kylie

    51. Jnell says – reply to this


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      Perez is so cute…blushing and everything!

    52. ArmPitt™ says – reply to this


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      Did she stink like an ashtray??

    53. rachel says – reply to this


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      she is beautiful!

    54. UR A SELLOUT says – reply to this


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      Perez's t-shirt courtesy of who the fuck cares!!!! I certainly won't get my clothing from wherever the fuck it is just because they are giving you free shit and think I will buy just ’cause you fat ass is wearing them. And LEARN TO FUCKING SMILE YOU HUNCHED BACK PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    55. margaret says – reply to this


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      Congratulations……you must be felling pretty good right now for all that you have accomplished and, frankly, all who you have met. You seem like a nice person and I am happy for you!

    56. lallalalaalaaaaaa says – reply to this


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      SHE DOES US AUSSIES SO PROUD. WOOOOOO

    57. jimena says – reply to this


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      i feel happy for you!! great!! :) ))))))))))

    58. df says – reply to this


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      Perez…..GET OVER YOURSELF!!

    59. Hannah sucked Danny Bonaduce's dick says – reply to this


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      Re: hannahfiasco – queen of pop? where the hell have you been for the last 25 years? Ever hear of someone named…….. uh…….I don't know……..MADONNA?

    60. Truth says – reply to this


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      I just had to say perez is the uglies piece of shit I've ever seen in my life! OMG THAT THING IS UGLY! Lose 100lbs, get a professional hair dresser to fix that mess (if it's still possible), & do whatever you can to make $10,000,000 to do something about that pile of SHIT you call a FACE! YUCK!

    61. FLOPPOP.COM says – reply to this


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      How Awesome! Kylie is such an awesome person and a brilliant pop star!

      What did she say?

    62. Emskimo says – reply to this


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      I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie! I Love Kylie!
      I Love Perez! ;-)
      x

    63. Osama Lufti is PSYCHO says – reply to this


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      Re: Osama Lufti – forgot to take your meds again ???? please
      hurry take them otherwise they will give you a lobotomy ,but then again maybe that is for the best , but hety why don't you just commit suicide and end your miserable existence DOUCHE BAG :)

      so happy for you Perez , you are one lucky bitch , love ya …kisses

    64. Aimée says – reply to this


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      Aww, what an adorable picture! Congrats, Perez!

    65. deenums says – reply to this


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      Ha ha, what a bitch ur perez, like a woman want to be referred to as a gay man's fantasy. Kylie rules.

    66. Fidel Castro says – reply to this


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      I'd fuck her, even if her tits are lopped off.

    67. THIS "WE" SHIT IS STUPID says – reply to this


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      PEREZ, WHEN YOU START USING "WE" TO DESCRIBE "YOUR" FATASS, THAT MEANS YOUR "CELEBRITY" HAS GONE TO YOUR FAT FUCKING HEAD.

    68. kylie=boring says – reply to this


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      BOOOORRRRRING. What is the obsession with kylie monogue? she is lame.

    69. karen says – reply to this


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      yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

    70. kurty says – reply to this


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      i could not be more jealous if i tried… and for every amercian fool who hasn't purchased X, you have no idea what you are missing.
      K~

    71. Aussie Dan says – reply to this


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      YOU BITCH….hehehe…..oh glad you finally met her Perez….you must of been over the moon….she is such a down to earth girl….so kind and friend and nice to talk to….unlike many other celebs….well done Perez….

    72. blah says – reply to this


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      PEREZ! your def. losing weight!
      you look skinny!
      congrats!

    73. bongman says – reply to this


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      perez, did you get a bj from kylie???????

      LMFAO

    74. Ariel says – reply to this


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      Hope you told her to DITCH the handbags she carries around made from dead animals.

    75. Laury says – reply to this


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      Awwww you're so lucky to have met one of your idols. Good for you, I'm not a fan of Kylie but she does look very sweet!

    76. Nic says – reply to this


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      omg.. you're so lucky!
      I hate you!

    77. ?? says – reply to this


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      Didn't you call her a slut a few weeks ago

    78. shanae nae says – reply to this


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      OMG Perez you look like you lost a little poundage…. Did you?

    79. anita says – reply to this


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      que bicha eres Perezito!!! jaja congrats for your new friend!

    80. matt fitz says – reply to this


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      I hate you p

    81. {♥{krazihottk/b/grl/{♥}{Hill will zave uz}♥} says – reply to this


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      [[[[[ perez ]]]]]]]]]]

      zzzzzzzzz luv ya honey…zo cute zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      [[[[[[[[ honey, put up a picture of Vicky Iseman]]]]]]]]

      zzz u know….JOHN MC CAIN'S HOTT MAMA ZZZZZZZ

      ZZZZ VOTE 4/HILLARY BITCHEZ…ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    82. matt says – reply to this


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      I'm so jealous! Way to go Perez!

    83. Kunny Bunny says – reply to this


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      YOU LUCKY BITCH PERZTEL!!!

    84. michi says – reply to this


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      looking good Mario!

      now get some rest.

    85. Dylan says – reply to this


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      Wow, Perez. You're looking slim these days!

    86. vote obama says – reply to this


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      I'm sure you are EVERYONE WOMAN'S NIGHTMARE MARIO.

    87. AntDec says – reply to this


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      Ok, I am officially bitter now…you have now met all of my girls (Leona, Pink, Tori, Spice Girls, Robyn, Nelly Furtado, Janet, and now Kylie)

    88. Anna says – reply to this


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      Such a dream :)

      Perez I need to ask you something.. I'm not from the US, i'm brazillian, but concerns me who is gonna be the new president of the USA.. I'd like to know who do you think is going to win this fight between Hillary and Obama, and who do you think is going to do a better work for everybody.
      Thank you, handsome

      kiss

    89. Danny says – reply to this


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      Poor Perez….He meets Kylie Minogue looking like that! How sad! Perez is too stupid to realize how bad he looks. Poor thing! I'm sure Kylie was disgusted.

    90. FG says – reply to this


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      OH so lucky! She's really cute on the pic. Actually, both are =)

    91. yu says – reply to this


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      Re: kylie=boringPerez has an obsession with himself!!! It wouldn't matter if he were standing next to a pile of dirty diapers….It would be the same lame ass fake smile while trying to suck in his gut so far that he shits himself. :D

    92. heather says – reply to this


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      Awwwww…..good for you!! You've more than shown you adore her, I'm glad you got to meet her :D :D :D :D

    93. bianca says – reply to this


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      frist

    94. meluvulongtime says – reply to this


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      you lucky biyatch, you. what i wouldn't do for an audience with kylie.

      she is looking amazing these days. her performance of "wow" at the brit awards is lo-fi glam meets hi-art style. america needs kylie. now!

    95. Andrew says – reply to this


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      No honey.
      You ain't met every gay man's dream yet.

      And I can't see you meeting her in the near future either.

      Madonna just doesn't have the time for fools like you.

    96. Siobhan says – reply to this


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      Yay for you :)

    97. Danny says – reply to this


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      Perez is definitely NOT losing weight….look how fat his face is. His head is huge.

    98. Frankenberry refers to himself as "we" says – reply to this


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      We met Kylie! We met Kylie! We met Kylie!
      We met Kylie! We met Kylie! We met Kylie!
      We met Kylie! We met Kylie! We met Kylie!
      Hey fag frankenberry the above should read:

      I met Kylie! I met Kylie! I met Kylie!
      I met Kylie! I met Kylie! I met Kylie!
      I met Kylie! I met Kylie! I met Kylie!
      I met Kylie!I met Kylie! I met Kylie!
      I met Kylie! I met Kylie! I met Kylie!
      I met Kylie! I met Kylie! I met Kylie!

      GET IT FAG? YOU ARE NOT MORE THEN ONE PERSON!!!!!

      STOP USING THE ROYAL WE SHOULD FAT FAG HEADED PIG!!!

    99. lily says – reply to this


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      perez you look horrible, please fix that hair and loose 5o lbs,,,, you know you can, you know you are cute under all that fat

    100. jen says – reply to this


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      Re: kylie=boring – You are a bored mutha fuka u cunt. Kylie is the best and most down to earth celeb you will meet. She takes time out to talk and greet her fans. So u r the lame asss fuk hu has never acheived anything good in ur life and hu likes to beat down people hu have!! Does it make u feel better u looser? love u kylie!!!!!!!!!!!

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