Moonlighting

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Justin Timberlake wants to make the most of his time off between albums.

Not only has he signed on to star a new movie (sure to be GREAT), but he's also….

Just been announced as the new spokeswhore for Parfums Givenchy, because he is "modern elegance" personified.

He is????

We thought George Clooney held that title!

Timberpuss will front a new advertising campaign for an as-yet-unknown men's fragrance this fall.

"Beyond his immense international notoriety, we chose Justin Timberlake because he's a true trendsetter who has redefined modern elegance," says Givenchy.

That, and you probably got him at a discount!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

    Posted: Feb 22, 2008 at 3:32 pm / Email this  »

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    1. Jamie says – reply to this


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      justin has a big long thick cock that's whyhe needs a big ass otherwise he would split someone in 2!

    2. Oh my Gwad says – reply to this


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      It's a well known fact JT has a massive pinga and loves a bubble butt to stick it into!

    3. queer boy says – reply to this


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      shut up suzie wong u racist bitch! So theirs sightings of him everywhere i love how his people are tying to spin this! Is it me or does he look gayer and gayer everyday?

    4. I Like cheeseb says – reply to this


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      arabs n cheese arabs n cheeses i do not like the smell of curry

    5. Whore says – reply to this


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      What is this fag wearin?

    6. Jack says – reply to this


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      his hair looks better since my boyfriend has been cutting it. Justin's hot boyfriend made my boyfriend straighten it, it looks much better. His boyfriend is hot but can be so mean, he won't even talk to my boyfriend & my bf is scared to talk to him!

    7. mary mary says – reply to this


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      He looks like a fucking smelly hisidick jew!

    8. ryan rivercrest says – reply to this


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      WE ALL KNOW JUSTIN IS GAY GAY GAY!
      BUT IS HE NOW WEARING A WIGLETTE?

    9. Mr. Mercury says – reply to this


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      Redefining "modern elegance"? Give me a fucking break! Missy Justin undoubtedly dipped his wick into Shitney Spears, thus proving he has no taste (or elegance) at all.

    10. Open Your Eyes says – reply to this


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      Clooney just looks soooOOooOOO much BETTER… is justin a trendsetter… or… an elegant trendsetter… ??!!! what's the hell !
      u guys just open your eyes… !!! (could u imagine how he looks without make up ?!!) :) haaa

    11. Rene says – reply to this


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      Re: Jack – I thought about making up a gay story too, but you guys have it covered.

    12. I Like cheese says – reply to this


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      RYAN RIVERCREST THATS THE BEST NAME. EAT CHEESE!!!!!!!

    13. M.R. says – reply to this


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      He looks greasy.

    14. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      DAMN IT…WHY'D YOU HAVE TO DRAW ON THAT NICE CROTCH SHOT OF JUSTIN? THAT CRAZY JAMES POST HAS STILL GOT ME HORNY…TEE HEE
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      JUSTIN'S SCRUFFINESS IS HOT….HE'S GONNA PLAY A BASEBALL PLAYER IN A MOVIE…THAT'S GONNA BE HOT

    15. Jenn says – reply to this


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      He probly is gay. He does need to clean up a bit. He is looking a lot older for his age.

    16. WHITE, REPUBLICAN AND PROUD says – reply to this


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      THIS F A G G O T IS A GAY HOMO SEXUAL, HE CAN SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE

    17. Not feeling it says – reply to this


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      Fugly wigga. The neck hair is skeevy.

    18. Robert says – reply to this


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      "Sure to be great"???? Sure! Name one movie he was great it! Dare you!!!!

    19. Annette F says – reply to this


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      Please read this!!!!!!!!!!
      http://survey.univision.com/ViewsFlash/servlet/viewsflash

    20. Heather says – reply to this


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      What the F is elegant or modern about him? While I agree he's talented and probably should pursue his career in acting more than music. He acts like an ungrateful whiny (example
      : bitching and whining about not winning some stupid awards)….I guess they got tired of hearing it and just gave him some to shut him the f up. Hes been disrespectful to media, his FANS, his collaborators, and I hope interscope in their dealings with him just milk his whiny bitch ass ugly self. He needs a reality check! He ain't all that! Not even Half of all that!…….His attitude and past interveiws and statements and treatment of his friends who he has backstabbed almost all of them make him disgusting in my eyes. Little bitch…..with his boyfriend Jessica….hahahaha At least he'll save money on security, I wish he would just take a break from being MR High and Mighty, act, make right with his friends who hes shafted and give me a break from his whiny arrogant voice..Ughhhhhhh….Maybe if he was more humble and appreciative..Id change my mind, but he just keeps acting worse and worse. Like a whiny B*tch diva. And I dont HAVE to hide behind a computer to say this…Id tell it to his face…..But unlike him when I spoke with him Id show respect…as for now F that B*tch…..Pisses me off cause I have liked his movies. His attitude is just disgusting. IMHO. I could go on but hes really not even worth the time I spent writing this……..

    21. pooponu says – reply to this


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      Isn't that an unusual press release? I always thought he looked small down there!

      "Beyond his immense international notoriety, we chose Justin Timberlake because he's a true transgender who has redefined modern elegance," says Givenchy.

    22. Eva says – reply to this


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      Alpha Dog was one of the best movies I have ever seen, and I don't even like Justin Timberlake. I think he's the biggest piece of shit loser since Michael Jackson. The boy can't even sing…his voice goes right through me…he sounds like a pre-pubesent little girl….

    23. #112 rene is really rachael says – reply to this


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      Rachael nice callin urself Rene anyway stop covering for your HOMO boss u stupid whore! You know damn well he's fucking gay jsut like you are! You can spend the rest of ur miserable life cleaning up after his shit you stupid bitch!
      Rene is really Rachael
      Rene is really Rachael
      Rene is really Rachael
      Rene is really Rachael
      Rene is really Rachael
      Rene is really Rachael
      Rene is really Rachael
      Rene is really Rachael

    24. momo says – reply to this


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      I want to be in a George Clooney / Justin Timberlake sandwich - that would be heaven…

    25. LALA says – reply to this


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      OMG I LOVE JT. I really am not a fan of anyone, but I love love love Justin. I don't know what it is about him. AND, he looks older in this pic, which is so hot.

    26. Ambie says – reply to this


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      JT is so hot. *drools*

    27. Flowerbomb says – reply to this


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      Re: me – So what you are saying is you like the twinkies? (That means gay since you are probably 14 and don't know) Are you a guy or just a fag hag in training?

    28. Slater Granite says – reply to this


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      He's got a little package. You know what they say, Little Package = Power Bottom…

      Regards,

    29. Miss Manners says – reply to this


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      Re: melinda – Watch your fucking language! Do you talk to your mom with that mouth!!???? Saying shit or fuck is one thing but the "c" word?? Clean your act up or I'll do it for YOU!!!!

    30. melanie says – reply to this


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      I do see J.T. as a trend setter, but modern elegance? I just don't know.

    31. save friday night lights says – reply to this


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      do it

    32. save friday night lights says – reply to this


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      http://savefridaynightlights.tv/index.htm

    33. Heather says – reply to this


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      Justin Timberlake is modern elegence. He's professional, talented, and good looking. Perez you're just a fat f*ck with bad acne.

    34. bss says – reply to this


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      99% of people that come here are jealous f'king haters with no life. You can say he's gay ALL YOU WANT, make up histories ALL YOU WANT, hate ALL YOU WANT, insult ALL YOU WANT, he keeps on selling and selling and selling, and rising to the top. He's one of the most talented artists out there right now, and NO ONE will stop him. Look, everyone bashed him for the Superbowl thing… but did that affect his sales? No. They even increased.

    35. ThePrincessOfMedia says – reply to this


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      OMG! He is SOO hawt!
      I Love You Perez! ;D

    36. chimp says – reply to this


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      Re: Heather – How can you say he is a bitch when YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM? Also when he acts like that with the paps and fans its because he needs his personal space like you like me, like everyone and people have to respect that. If he acts that way in public, it doesnt mean hes a bad person in his personal life, WTH. He hasn't whined about not wining an award. That would be Kanye. He has his positive things, too. It has always been very easy to say the negative things of a person oh yes… but how ’bout the other side, huh??

    37. klay says – reply to this


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      Re: Zaquesha – Why dont yo beter STFU???????????? I can say that youre a fucking metrosexual without knowin u so shut up.

    38. ppl are lame says – reply to this


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      Re: bryan – Did u know that ppl that bash others without knowin 'em disgust me too? you are one of 'em.

    39. oops i didnt do it again says – reply to this


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      Re: WHITE, REPUBLICAN AND PROUD – Do u really think that being gay will bring him down? For real? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! and that goes to every loser out there sayin hes gay. U wish he was and if he was what would the problem be? MJ is a pedophile and still has a huge number of fans unlike u jealous haters that wish you had half of the talent he has. Go f yourselves.

    40. BRITNEY IS BEAUTIFUL says – reply to this


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      Justin is the ugliest creep I've ever seen. I'd rather be a hobo than date him. In 50 years no one will know who he is, but people will still be talking about Britney. The only reason he's famous post-N Sync is because of her– and he knows it. In other words, he has low self esteem. And it's easy to see why– just look at him.

    41. LOL says – reply to this


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      Re: ryan rivercrest – and we all know youre another stupid "classy" idiot that has nothing else to do that coming here and using the word "gay" as an insult. u just WISH he was gay. idiot. only pricks judge by the way someone looks. also he isnt gonna dress in a suit everyday losers how do U dress everyday? oh and he started filmin in louisiana on tuesday.

    42. María Cristina says – reply to this


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      Re: BRITNEY IS BEAUTIFUL – The only difference is that Britney is one of those crappy singers that has more than 20 writers and producers behind her that make her the songs. If if wasn't for them, she would be nothing. Let's be honest. At least Justin can write songs for him and others, produce for him and others, play instruments (wow, you should see him in concert. They demostrate he's pure talent) and sing LIVE unlike Britney. And she used to open for NSync.

    43. Pilar says – reply to this


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      what are you all saying? He isnt gonna wear a suit everyday. In formal events hes always well dressed. Gotta give him props for that

    44. david-0-selznick says – reply to this


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      Man do I have an overwhelming urge to suck this guy's hairy balls.

    45. BRITNEY IS BEAUTIFUL says – reply to this


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      Re: María Cristina – I completely disagree with you. I had the misfortune of watching his HBO show, and he was RETARDED. Not only was he seemingly drunk the entire time, but he BARELY moved onstage (is that called dancing?) and his "singing" was atrocious. And for the record, I bought his cd– so I do think that he sounds good on record. But he has no actual talent. And as for Britney, yes she opened for *N Sync– but her star status far outshines what any *N Sync member (or even the group as a whole) accomplished. She is a legend. The reason Justin is the only successful member of *N Sync in the modern world is that he was with Britney. The only reason anyone would read anything about Justin is in connection with Britney. Otherwise, he is a boring celebrity. And I don't care if he write his own songs– Britney's songs are much higher quality and much more memorable.

    46. monkee says – reply to this


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      Justin is such a queen…I wished he'd quit hoping people dont realize he's gay gay gay!
      Come out the closet Justin and be the woman you are!

    47. Esmeralda says – reply to this


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      I don't Timberlake's appeal at all.

    48. jenni says – reply to this


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      he is actually filming his new movie in my samll town in Louisiana! he has been seen eveyrwhere.

    49. JUSTIN IS GONNA BE SOO BOSS says – reply to this


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      ITS PERFECT BECAUSE I CAN PICTURE HIM LYING DOWN ON A COUCH OR SOMETHING AND POSING SEXY FOR THE AD PICTURE.CAN U GUYS?.ITS GONNA BE SOO BOSS,PEREZ WOULD BE BACKTRACKING HIS WORDS.LOL

      JUSTIN BROUGHT SEXY BACK,AND NOBOSY CAN TAKE THAT AWAY FROM HIM.LOL

    50. eww says – reply to this


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      Justin is like Elijah Wood on crack-cocaine. White fucking trash.

    51. Gay? Fuck that! says – reply to this


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      Just for the record, I don't believe Justin or Elijah are gay. They are just spoilt rich white trash. Which is faaar worse than being gay. (Actually, there's nothing wrong w/ being gay so haters, fuck off!)

    52. slksd says – reply to this


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      he's such a hipster.

    53. Johnny Lane says – reply to this


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      Obama did cocaine in Chicago in the back of a limo with Larry Sinclair in 1999. Sinclair filed suit on Obama and the Democratic National Committee to compel release of this information to the public on 2/11/08. Sinclair took a polygraph test on 2/22/08 and the results will be released to the national media early next week. Check out whitehouse dot com for the details. Bill O"Reilly has stated that he will run with the story next week once he reviews the polygraph. Obama is done…………..

    54. Coco says – reply to this


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      Don't they sell Givenchy at Wal-Mart(Superstores)?!?

    55. Loveshean says – reply to this


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      They look happy. It's said that they have joined naturistspace.org recently. They often go to beach and being a naturist in their spare time. Maybe it is benefit to them, because they can enjoy their difficulties with friends, which can give them a good relax.

    56. Jenn says – reply to this


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      The only reason people read about him is when it has to do with BRITNEY. People still believe their going to get back together (LETS HOPE) and thats why people read it. Other then that no one cares what he does.

    57. Justney says – reply to this


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      The only reason he made it solo was because he dated BRITNEY. I like his songs, he's a good singer. But he uses BRITNEY also just to get his name out there. BRITNEY went to rehab and then he wanted to do a song together? He wanted his name out there to make it look like he is a good guy. Every one uses BRITNEY because her name is well know everywhere in the world.

    58. sassy sara says – reply to this


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      He is lovely, but Justie baby, what is going on with that hair man? love you tho justin trouser snake….yummmmmmmmy

    59. scbhgfc says – reply to this


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      Re: Solaera – Are you a fucking english teacher or sumfing, butt out!

    60. Luvriri says – reply to this


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      Re: Solaera – Jesus, Maybe you should keep it shut, dumbass. I got the spelling wrong not the grammAr!!!!!!

    61. Dawo says – reply to this


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      LOL.at PEREY

      U are the BESt………………….

    62. Dawo says – reply to this


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      SORRY I MEANT PEREZ U ARE THE BEST

    63. Dawo says – reply to this


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      SORRY I MEANT PEREZ U ARE THE BEST

    64. yourmom says – reply to this


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      He should sick to music.

    65. Wnit says – reply to this


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      JT is so talented and a great performer! I think he is one of the biggest icons in the world right now - good for him!

    66. kasha says – reply to this


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      wow another washed up pop band singer who most clearly care nothing about.

    67. G from A says – reply to this


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      I was gonna post something to the effect that he's not all that, but so many of you said it better and funnier.

      i was gonna say that
      the only way I could get a hard on for him would be if he put his finger in my ass while i watched barely legal XXX gay porn

    68. TattleTale says – reply to this


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      Guy is a DOUCHE.

    69. Hussein Is In The White House, Michelle Is Painting It Black says – reply to this


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      Timberlake is what we call a WIGGER. A white boy who wants to be a niqqer. A white boy who has no white friends, so he looks to be the only white sheep in a black flock. A white celebrity that courts black popularity by acting black, learning black, mannerisms, learning black slang, and winking at black women. I cannot imagine any educated person ever finding themselves using the words WIGGER and ELEGANT in the same sentence. Come on, Givenchy. Vanilla Ice was a WIGGER, too. NOT elegant.

    70. Lawzy, Lawzy Cap'n Butler The Coloreds Are Taking Over The White House says – reply to this


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      Re: BRITNEY IS BEAUTIFUL – Britney is no legend, you stupid idiot. She is a legendary skeazy, sleazy, pock-faced, cold-sore-lipped, bitch trog, slut. Oh yeah, and did I say she was a skanky slut? Well, anyway, she is. A skanky-assed slut.

    71. noodle says – reply to this


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      WHAT DOES ANYONE see in this guy? he is FUGLY

    72. Miss Manners is a Cunt says – reply to this


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      Re: Miss Manners – You are defintiely a cunt, m'am. Is that polite enough for your dainty, cuntilicious self?

    73. Hussein Is In The White House, Michelle Is Painting It Black says – reply to this


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      Re: Johnny Lane – Thank you Johny Lane at 154. I've been following this story (as Team Obama has been suppressing it) and think people should know precisely the person they are voting for. I hope you don't mind if I help a little in getting the word out.

    74. ELENA MARIE says – reply to this


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      I ACTUALLY JUST LITERALLY CALLED HIM A LOSER ON THE PHONE THE OTHER DAY..LOL..HE'S IN MY TOWN SHOOTING A MOVIE CALLED "OPEN ROAD", AND MY DAD GOT TO MEET HIM, AND KNEW I LOVED HIM..LOL..SO MY DAD CALLS ME, AND PUTS HIM ON THE PHONE, AND OF COURSE I DIDNT BELIEVE IT WAS HIM SO I KEPT TELLING HIM WAS FULL OF SHIT, AND PRECEDED TO CALL HIM A "FUCKING LOSER"..HE JUST LAUGHED HIS ASS OFF..ATLEAST HE HAD A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR ABOUT IT..LOL!! I WAS REALLY HEART BROKEN, SO MY BOYFRIEND TOOK ME DOWNTOWN TO WATCH HIM FILM A SCENE, AND HE WALKED LIKE 20 FEET IN FRONT OF ME.. IT MADE ME FEEL A LITTLE BETTER..LOL!! HE'LL BE HERE FOR AWHILE, SO IM DETERMINED TO MEET HIM BEFORE HE LEAVES…

    75. Maggy says – reply to this


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      he may not be exactly the personification of modern elegance but i'd say he's in the top 10.
      I mean come on i saw him live this summer: great music, great outfits

    76. justin blows says – reply to this


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      He looks FUG and where is UGG?

      I have never found him attractive!!! Especially when he had fag blonde curly hair in the boy band b.s. days…..iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

    77. Layla says – reply to this


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      Re: noodle – Hotness doesnt only come with looks, it comes with talent, sense of humor, and charisma. He has them all, so while he's ugly, I can say he's hot ;)

    78. Now says – reply to this


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      Re: Hussein Is In The White House, Michelle Is Painting It Black – Dont be a fking racist ok? We're not in the 60s anymore. A white person can have black friends and a black person can have white friends, or not??? Our society shouldn't be divided anymore, and the words "w" and "n" shouldn't exist either. Who says he acts black is a jerk. He acts like himself, and who cares if he works with black people? They accept him. Also, once he said that he lived in a racially segregated area.

    79. wtf says – reply to this


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      What is hot about this dude i find him kind of creepy,he looks like shit to me anything he wears will not make men go out and buy it, he looks kindna puny to me ,He goes out with fugly woman and overated actresses and he thinks that he is hot shit, since white folks don't have someone like micheal or usher or chris they want to make this fugly boy into something that he is not, There is nothing sexy about him and his voice is just allright, and he can't act his way out of a wet paper bag. so stick to singing boy because no matter how old you get you will always look like an ugly puny man.

    80. samolios says – reply to this


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      BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      JUST COMES OUT.
      HE SAYS HE IS GAY AND HE IS CURRENTLY DATING A MALE MODEL FROM MIAMI

      IT'LL BE FRONT PAGE NEWS TOMORROW

    81. samolios says – reply to this


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      BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      JUSTIN COMES OUT.
      HE SAYS HE IS GAY AND HE IS CURRENTLY DATING A MALE MODEL FROM MIAMI

      IT'LL BE FRONT PAGE NEWS TOMORROW

    82. foxytashee says – reply to this


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      WOW!!! JT. I still think he looks HOt!!!! and who put the heart in the right place. Hold on lost my train of thought. now im back. it really doesn't matter what he does. Selling perfume, Pepsi commercials, whatever. Just know that he will always have a fan in me!!!!!!! Love ya JT

    83. SO-HE'S-ARROGANT says – reply to this


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      His personality leaves much to be desired, but I'd still give him a tongue-bath - he OOZES sex, even gay sex!

    84. Brittney says – reply to this


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      He's been in Hammond, LA this past week shooting his new movie. I go to college there, and Friday afternoon my boyfriend and his friends ate hot dogs with him haha!

    85. Amanda says – reply to this


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      OMG!? WHO ARE THESE IDIOTS WHO WANT THIS DUMBASS IN THEIR MOVIES!? HAVE THEY SEEN THE AMOUNT OF MONEY HIS MOVIES HAVE MADE? I mean my god, most of them have gone straight to video.

    86. michelle says – reply to this


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      I can't even hear his voice well when he sings. Louder please JT!

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