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Hollywood sighed with relief when the Writer's Strike ended… just in time for the Oscars!

The show will go on, but as we previously reported, Vanity Fair's big daddy of all Oscar parties will NOT.

The strike also resulted in other casualties: the People magazine party and the bash that 'young' Hollywood always looks forward to, the late night soiree of uber-manager Rick Yorn and super agent Patrick Whitesell have also been cancelled.

Outside of the Governor's Ball, the no-brainer first stop of the Oscar night party circuit, what's a celeb to do?

Well, her Madgesty has stepped up to the plate and put together a 'last minute' party with the help of her manager, Guy Oseary, and pal Demi Moore.

The party will reportedly take place in the Westside hills (we're guessing Brentwood?). A few hundred people have been invited. Someone who's seen the guest list said, "Everybody's on it. It gives the A-list Vanity Fair crowd someplace to go to. It will probably be pared down to where it's 85% talent, not a lot of suits."

Hope Madge and Demi will have all the servers screened for the hepatitis A virus!

It's also been reported that Prince is hosting an Oscar's bash at his new Benedict Canyon home. According to a source, the RSVP list supposedly includes, "Kate and Tom, Will Smith, Salma and Penelope."

Thank goodness music's royalty is stepping up in this time of need!

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150 comments to “Where's The Party?”

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  1. Chuck says – reply to this


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    I will CUM to your party…..
    Right on yer back
    Obama sucks cock,,,,,,,,

  2. betty says – reply to this


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    wish i was invited! i love Madonna

  3. denice says – reply to this


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    omg! first

  4. anshra says – reply to this


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    gay!

  5. anshra says – reply to this


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    gay!

  6. getty says – reply to this


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    first

  7. mirelle says – reply to this


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    i dont care abotu madonna or being first

  8. mina says – reply to this


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    not first

  9. mollay says – reply to this


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    wooo madonna. :)

  10. david says – reply to this


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    I cant believe howgoo she is looking recently.

  11. angela says – reply to this


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    first??

  12. beau says – reply to this


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    MADONNA IS OLD

  13. Lori says – reply to this


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    Madonna REALLY needs to lay off the plastic surgery! She is starting to get that "Freakish" look.

  14. sensitivity says – reply to this


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    The Latest breaking news :Madonna and Hilary watched as Obama droped a full load on Wild Bills chin !!

  15. again says – reply to this


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    donatella ?

  16. lady balck smith mambazo says – reply to this


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    first?? well i love madonna

  17. Aimée says – reply to this


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    Haha, thank god for the celebs! I was worried. :P

  18. Jen says – reply to this


    18

    FIRST?!

  19. jojogirl says – reply to this


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    Big yawn…Madonna is so past her hey day …..

  20. sheSUCKS says – reply to this


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    janet shits on this old gay icon named WhoreDonna!

  21. Chuck says – reply to this


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    Re: betty – You can come to my party…
    in my pants….later bitch….

  22. DIVA says – reply to this


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    she is so…yesterday

  23. nicole says – reply to this


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    Who cares about the Vanity Fair party?!?!
    They all suck anyway. Whenever I go its always a bore. People stand around, wanting to be seen and promoting themselves in mindless conversation!
    Its just one less party to indulge in self obsession……of course it would be two ego maniacs like Madonna and Prince to step up to the plate

    IN fact, on that note, who REALLY CARES about the Oscars anyway? All the movies made in the last couple years are sub-par anyway.

  24. mariah says – reply to this


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    who is madonna?

  25. MADONNA says – reply to this


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    SHE IS SOOOOO OLD AND RETARD…QUEEN OF GAYS!

  26. Frida Kahlo says – reply to this


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    I'd go to PRINCE's , not to Man-Donna, manipulator. She's trying to sell something in the near future, that's why she's in our face. Pizz off Mad-dona.

  27. g says – reply to this


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    the bitch is always wearing the SAME boots and coat.do your roots too.

  28. LA_McD says – reply to this


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    Madge better throw one hell of a party to make up for the Vanity Fair one…we'll see how this all pans out. That is seriously disturbing about the waiter w/ hep.A. eeeew.

  29. millions of white women love obama says – reply to this


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    HE MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT CAUSE HE SURE IS SCARING ALL THE UNEDUCATED PEOPLE IN THE US HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    IM A WHITE GIRL AND I AM VOTING FOR MR. OBAMA

  30. Lippy says – reply to this


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    Madonna, can I come to your party? I've been a fan for years.
    Please???

  31. sensitivity says – reply to this


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    Re: millions of white women love obama – Obamas not interested in you, he just wants to drop a full load on Hillary's chin while Wild Bill looks on !!!

  32. candy says – reply to this


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    Madonna looks like she is 60 years old with botox.

  33. Jill says – reply to this


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    Janet shits all over Madonna!? LMAO!!!!! Is that why Janets last two albums BOMBED with her new one all set up to bomb as well!? JANETS LAST ALBUM ONLY SOLD A LITTLE OVER 1 MILLION WORLD WIDE!!! MADONNA'S CONFESSIONS SOLD MORE THAN THAT IN ONE WEEK!!!! JANET IS A HAS BEEN!!! LONG LIVE QUEEN MADONNA!! THE ONLY THING GETTING "OLD" IS PEOPLE SAYING THAT SHE IS OLD. GROW UP WHACK JOBS!!

  34. Frank says – reply to this


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    All right Perez, where's the seperated at birth with the plastic surgery lion lady. C'mon.

  35. Jill says – reply to this


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    Janet shits all over Madonna!? LMAO!!!!! Is that why Janets last two albums BOMBED with her new one all set up to bomb as well!? JANETS LAST ALBUM ONLY SOLD A LITTLE OVER 1 MILLION WORLD WIDE!!! MADONNA'S CONFESSIONS SOLD MORE THAN THAT IN ONE WEEK!!!! JANET IS A HAS BEEN!!! LONG LIVE QUEEN MADONNA!! THE ONLY THING GETTING "OLD" IS PEOPLE SAYING THAT SHE IS OLD. GROW UP WHACK JOBS!!

  36. Jill says – reply to this


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    Janet shits all over Madonna!? LMAO!!!!! Is that why Janets last two albums BOMBED with her new one all set up to bomb as well!? JANETS LAST ALBUM ONLY SOLD A LITTLE OVER 1 MILLION WORLD WIDE!!! MADONNA'S CONFESSIONS SOLD MORE THAN THAT IN ONE WEEK!!!! JANET IS A HAS BEEN!!! LONG LIVE QUEEN MADONNA!! THE ONLY THING GETTING "OLD" IS PEOPLE SAYING THAT SHE IS OLD. GROW UP WHACK JOBS!!

  37. Jill says – reply to this


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    Janet shits all over Madonna!? LMAO!!!!! Is that why Janets last two albums BOMBED with her new one all set up to bomb as well!? JANETS LAST ALBUM ONLY SOLD A LITTLE OVER 1 MILLION WORLD WIDE!!! MADONNA'S CONFESSIONS SOLD MORE THAN THAT IN ONE WEEK!!!! JANET IS A HAS BEEN!!! LONG LIVE QUEEN MADONNA!! THE ONLY THING GETTING "OLD" IS PEOPLE SAYING THAT SHE IS OLD. GROW UP WHACK JOBS!!

  38. Jill says – reply to this


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    Janet shits all over Madonna!? LMAO!!!!! Is that why Janets last two albums BOMBED with her new one all set up to bomb as well!? JANETS LAST ALBUM ONLY SOLD A LITTLE OVER 1 MILLION WORLD WIDE!!! MADONNA'S CONFESSIONS SOLD MORE THAN THAT IN ONE WEEK!!!! JANET IS A HAS BEEN!!! LONG LIVE QUEEN MADONNA!! THE ONLY THING GETTING "OLD" IS PEOPLE SAYING THAT SHE IS OLD. GROW UP WHACK JOBS!!

  39. Jill says – reply to this


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    Janet shits all over Madonna!? LMAO!!!!! Is that why Janets last two albums BOMBED with her new one all set up to bomb as well!? JANETS LAST ALBUM ONLY SOLD A LITTLE OVER 1 MILLION WORLD WIDE!!! MADONNA'S CONFESSIONS SOLD MORE THAN THAT IN ONE WEEK!!!! JANET IS A HAS BEEN!!! LONG LIVE QUEEN MADONNA!! THE ONLY THING GETTING "OLD" IS PEOPLE SAYING THAT SHE IS OLD. GROW UP WHACK JOBS!!

  40. Jill says – reply to this


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    Janet shits all over Madonna!? LMAO!!!!! Is that why Janets last two albums BOMBED with her new one all set up to bomb as well!? JANETS LAST ALBUM ONLY SOLD A LITTLE OVER 1 MILLION WORLD WIDE!!! MADONNA'S CONFESSIONS SOLD MORE THAN THAT IN ONE WEEK!!!! JANET IS A HAS BEEN!!! LONG LIVE QUEEN MADONNA!! THE ONLY THING GETTING "OLD" IS PEOPLE SAYING THAT SHE IS OLD. GROW UP WHACK JOBS!!

  41. Jill says – reply to this


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    Janet shits all over Madonna!? LMAO!!!!! Is that why Janets last two albums BOMBED with her new one all set up to bomb as well!? JANETS LAST ALBUM ONLY SOLD A LITTLE OVER 1 MILLION WORLD WIDE!!! MADONNA'S CONFESSIONS SOLD MORE THAN THAT IN ONE WEEK!!!! JANET IS A HAS BEEN!!! LONG LIVE QUEEN MADONNA!! THE ONLY THING GETTING "OLD" IS PEOPLE SAYING THAT SHE IS OLD. GROW UP WHACK JOBS!!

  42. Jill says – reply to this


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    Janet shits all over Madonna!? LMAO!!!!! Is that why Janets last two albums BOMBED with her new one all set up to bomb as well!? JANETS LAST ALBUM ONLY SOLD A LITTLE OVER 1 MILLION WORLD WIDE!!! MADONNA'S CONFESSIONS SOLD MORE THAN THAT IN ONE WEEK!!!! JANET IS A HAS BEEN!!! LONG LIVE QUEEN MADONNA!! THE ONLY THING GETTING "OLD" IS PEOPLE SAYING THAT SHE IS OLD. GROW UP WHACK JOBS!!

  43. snaps says – reply to this


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    I had read about her fake british accent and thought it was funny. The other day I saw an interview with her and thought I was going to fall to the floor laughing. she was so very british it was hilarious….what did she say in the interview? I have no idea. couldnt get past that accent. put that with the plastic surgery and soon, she will be a completely different person.

  44. Flowerbomb says – reply to this


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    Maybe Madge and Demi should offer hepatitis vaccines for all their guests.

  45. jii says – reply to this


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    Madonna is a joke

  46. VogueEditor says – reply to this


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    god! that bitch! i hate her! she should realise that she is nothing then white trash from michigan ! drop your fucking british accent and stop talking like your teaching and preaching us. your lifestyle is a whole artificial created world. so annoying! and who the fuck believes her that she is just turning 50 this year! i dont think so granny!

  47. TRINA says – reply to this


    47

    NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO MMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEEE
    MMAADDOONNAA!!!!!!!I DON'T CARE ANY MORE!!!!!!

  48. THE ORIGINAL TRINA BITCHEZ says – reply to this


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    Re: VogueEditor – I AGREE WITH YOU EVERY TIME I POST ABOUT THAT BITCH I GET CALLED A TROLL.I DON'T LIKE HER HER MUSIC SUCKS WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY.

  49. a Guy for all occaisions says – reply to this


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    Is it just me, or does she look like she is channeling her inner Jocelyn Wildenstein in this photo?

    Careful M, you really don't need much in the way of 'procedures'…

  50. LOLA says – reply to this


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    EWWW! MADONNA LOOKS SO DISGUSTING, SHE MUST PAY GUY RICHIE A LOT OF MONEY TO PLAY THE HUSBAND ROLE. HOW OLD IS SHE? 60? I DON'[T KNOW WHY I HATE THIS MUSEUM FACE SO MUCH.

  51. FAKE BRITISH ACCENT CUUUNT says – reply to this


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    She is a HAS BEEN with a FAKE BRITISH ACCENT.

  52. DEB says – reply to this


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    MADONNA IS A HAS BEEN??? GET REAL!!! THE BITCH HAD THE HIGHEST GROSSING TOUR OF ANY FEMALE ARTIST AND THE YEAR HER LAST ALBUM CAME OUT IT WAS THE #3 HIGHEST SELLING ALBUM IN THE WORLD THAT YEAR! HAS BEEN MY ASS!!! JEALOUS ASS UGLY FAT BITCHES. YOUR PROBABLY 400 POUNDS WORKING AT BURGER KING! GUESS WHAT!? WHEN YOU DIE NO ONE IS GOING TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU!! MADONNA WILL BE TALKED ABOUT FOR GENERATIONS!

  53. DEB says – reply to this


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    MADONNA IS A HAS BEEN??? GET REAL!!! THE BITCH HAD THE HIGHEST GROSSING TOUR OF ANY FEMALE ARTIST AND THE YEAR HER LAST ALBUM CAME OUT IT WAS THE #3 HIGHEST SELLING ALBUM IN THE WORLD THAT YEAR! HAS BEEN MY ASS!!! JEALOUS ASS UGLY FAT BITCHES. YOUR PROBABLY 400 POUNDS WORKING AT BURGER KING! GUESS WHAT!? WHEN YOU DIE NO ONE IS GOING TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU!! MADONNA WILL BE TALKED ABOUT FOR GENERATIONS!

  54. DEB says – reply to this


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    MADONNA IS A HAS BEEN??? GET REAL!!! THE BITCH HAD THE HIGHEST GROSSING TOUR OF ANY FEMALE ARTIST AND THE YEAR HER LAST ALBUM CAME OUT IT WAS THE #3 HIGHEST SELLING ALBUM IN THE WORLD THAT YEAR! HAS BEEN MY ASS!!! JEALOUS ASS UGLY FAT BITCHES. YOUR PROBABLY 400 POUNDS WORKING AT BURGER KING! GUESS WHAT!? WHEN YOU DIE NO ONE IS GOING TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU!! MADONNA WILL BE TALKED ABOUT FOR GENERATIONS!

  55. DEB says – reply to this


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    MADONNA IS A HAS BEEN??? GET REAL!!! THE BITCH HAD THE HIGHEST GROSSING TOUR OF ANY FEMALE ARTIST AND THE YEAR HER LAST ALBUM CAME OUT IT WAS THE #3 HIGHEST SELLING ALBUM IN THE WORLD THAT YEAR! HAS BEEN MY ASS!!! JEALOUS ASS UGLY FAT BITCHES. YOUR PROBABLY 400 POUNDS WORKING AT BURGER KING! GUESS WHAT!? WHEN YOU DIE NO ONE IS GOING TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU!! MADONNA WILL BE TALKED ABOUT FOR GENERATIONS!

  56. DEB says – reply to this


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    MADONNA IS A HAS BEEN??? GET REAL!!! THE BITCH HAD THE HIGHEST GROSSING TOUR OF ANY FEMALE ARTIST AND THE YEAR HER LAST ALBUM CAME OUT IT WAS THE #3 HIGHEST SELLING ALBUM IN THE WORLD THAT YEAR! HAS BEEN MY ASS!!! JEALOUS ASS UGLY FAT BITCHES. YOUR PROBABLY 400 POUNDS WORKING AT BURGER KING! GUESS WHAT!? WHEN YOU DIE NO ONE IS GOING TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU!! MADONNA WILL BE TALKED ABOUT FOR GENERATIONS!

  57. DEB says – reply to this


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    MADONNA IS A HAS BEEN??? GET REAL!!! THE BITCH HAD THE HIGHEST GROSSING TOUR OF ANY FEMALE ARTIST AND THE YEAR HER LAST ALBUM CAME OUT IT WAS THE #3 HIGHEST SELLING ALBUM IN THE WORLD THAT YEAR! HAS BEEN MY ASS!!! JEALOUS ASS UGLY FAT BITCHES. YOUR PROBABLY 400 POUNDS WORKING AT BURGER KING! GUESS WHAT!? WHEN YOU DIE NO ONE IS GOING TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU!! MADONNA WILL BE TALKED ABOUT FOR GENERATIONS!

  58. OH MY GOD - SHE IS OLD says – reply to this


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    You fans of Whoredonna/Madge/Esther/Madge/Vadge are fucking losers. Look at how OLD AND UGLY THIS BITCH LOOKS???????????? MAN SHE IS SO OVER THE HILL? The only reason she is having this party - she saw an opportunity and jumped on it like a pack of wild dogs because she is continuing to look for ways to keep her old ass in the media limelight. Bitch has one foot in the grave and another one on a banana peel! FIX YOUR DAMNED TEETH AND ROOTS TOO VADGE - JEEEEEZ!!!!

  59. troy says – reply to this


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    you people are stupid….she lives in egland 9 months of the year for the last 13 years….of course she is going to pick up their accent. ya she looks good for her age but surgery "no way" the woman is photographed every day…fillers leave bruises sometimes…plastic surgery of any kind with a knife or tread lift is weeks of recovery. So when she does decide to go under the knife…we will all know it. I am 31 and i have used fillers before…it has nothing to do with age. I work out like her and when i have a full set of abs my body weight is under and my face looks drawn so i am sure with her low body fat she would have the same problem. Her skin is flawless….money cannot buy you new skin…treatments help but if you have bad skin your screwed. Give the woman credit…she is and always has been in perfect health….have you ever seen her with a tan….one reason her skin is flawless. I bet half you peple that talk nasty of people are fat slobs. We should all have picture profiles on here so we can see who is going who ugly. Nasty people

  60. Signet says – reply to this


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    madonna and demi moore are both tired and untalented. where's the hip party?

  61. RayRay says – reply to this


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    It's good to hear Prince is still around. I miss him.

  62. Not Buying It says – reply to this


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    Re: troy – I lived in the UK for ten years Troy, married a Mancunian and I still talk with my original bland Ohio accent. Madonna's a poseur, always has been and always will be.

  63. betty says – reply to this


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    Re: sensitivity – You big homo,
    Why don't you just eat ass…

  64. MADONNA IS A HAS BEEN says – reply to this


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    FAKE, FAKE, BRITISH ACCENT WHORE. WHY IS THIS WHORE NOW FAMOUS FOR, HUH???? SHE IS A HAS BEEN.

  65. She is too old to be seen says – reply to this


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    I can't stand her ugly stretched face and fugly saggy skin, nor her dumb looking husband, her little troll son or her mexican beaner daughter, Ugh, madonna should do us all a favor by retiring and taking with her her ugly and silly monkeys with her.

  66. bae says – reply to this


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    the only hasbeen is Janet Jackson… 2 flop albums and soon to be a 3rd. And Feedcrack flopped even harder… OUCH

  67. Heidi says – reply to this


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    I have liven in London for 12 yrs and I still don't have a British Accent. Madonna doesn't either, at least naturally, Hers sounds forced and fake. At her age one expects for her to act like a normal adult, not like an idiotic British wannabe cuunt.

  68. Rachel says – reply to this


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    People like madonna make me want to vomit, so artifial and shallow. The same goes for her little spiclet lola, i can't stand that unibrow brat. I bet Guy richie is Banging that little slutty spic, otherwise how do you explain him being around madonna if it wasn't for Lola's underage puzzy.

  69. sandista says – reply to this


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    she soooo looks like that catwoman, Jocelyn whoever, from nyc…..

  70. Chuck says – reply to this


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    Re: Heidi – That's because you lived in London
    Ontario, Canada….you dumbass

  71. MADONNA PUTANA says – reply to this


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    MADONNA E UNA VECHIA PUTANA.

  72. kenia says – reply to this


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    WOW Madge looks like the new catwoman, you know the Manhattan socialite with all that plastic goo in her face. Is Michael Jackson starting to look normal?

  73. Matt says – reply to this


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    Re: Rachel – I totally agree with you, Guy is gotta be banging the little brown slut. Guy has a pedophilic look on his face.

  74. ROSIE O'DONNEL says – reply to this


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    Old madge will always find in me a shoulder to lean on and A strap-on ready for action. I heart her smelly cooch sweeet!!!

  75. Guy says – reply to this


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    Pre-surgery Madonna looked like a FIFTY YEAR OLD WOMAN, but Post-surgery Madonna looks like SIXTY YEAR OLD TRANSVESTI, go figure.

  76. pretty says – reply to this


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    Re: sensitivity – she will never get that lucky

  77. obama is sweeping and scaring the hell out of white people says – reply to this


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    im white and i love obama

  78. Linda says – reply to this


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    Re: sensitivity

    I agree…she looks like cat woman!

  79. YOU WISH says – reply to this


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    Re: MADONNA – you're Madonna hahahaha but you can never be her
    because you will remain a complete failure and will continue to be bitter and jealous and ignorant and poor :)

  80. hey you STUPIDA says – reply to this


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    Re: MADONNA PUTANA – I believe that your mother is the PUTANA
    that's how you were born , your mother was a whore she gave birth to your sad ass and then she died of AIDS , oh you poor thing you didn't know ??? :(

  81. blahblahblah says – reply to this


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    MADONNA SEEMS LIKE A TIGHT FISTED FUCK WHO DOESN'T SPEND HER MONEY AT ALL. SHE DOESN'T EVEN LET HER KIDS WATCH TV (BUT SHE'S ALWAYS ON IT DOING INTERVIEWS. FUCKING HYPOCRITE). SHE DOESN'T EVEN LET THEM CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS OR HAVE JUNK FOOD OCCASIONALLY. FUCK HER. SHE WAS MUFF DIVING ON THAT UGLY TROLL SANDRA BERNHARD. I LOVE HOW SHE POSED NAKED WITH A DOG. SHE'S ALSO A SACRELIGIOUS HAG.

  82. TRINA TROLL says – reply to this


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    HEY EVERYONE I'M BACK FOR MORE BITTERNESS AND LOTS OF HATRED
    YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I AM THE TROLL OF PEREZ HILTON
    I HATE MADONNA
    BECAUSE I CAN NEVER BE AS SUCCESSFUL AS HER EVER
    I AM A COMPLETE FAILURE
    I AM A HATEFUL PERSON, I EVEN HATE MYSELF
    I HAVE AIDS
    BECAUSE I AM A WHORE BUT SINCE I AM SO USED UP
    NO ONE WANTS ME ANYMORE,NOT EVEN THE FAT TRUCK DRIVERS ON THE FREE WAY
    SOON ENOUGH I WILL END MY MISERABLE LIFE
    BECAUSE I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

  83. Maybe She Will Serve Some Hep A With Demi's Help says – reply to this


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  84. Future Lovers says – reply to this


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    Re: TRINA – you are truly a sad piece of shit , you keep saying you don't care but you are always present here bashing her, you are one STUPID CUNT
    more the fuck on to the next topic then DOUCHE BAG

    hahaha whoever wrote TRINA TROLL is a genius, it fits you so well Trina and stop yelling and using caps lock DUMBASS ,your comments are not important at all
    all of them are as USELESS and IRRELEVANT as you are :)

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    85

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  86. Gina says – reply to this


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    Re: blahblahblah – you are one of those people that are still talking about the Sex Book , hey douche bag move the fuck on !!! the 90's have been way over a long time ago , Madonna is raising her kids the way she think it's right , it's her children so she does make the calls not someone DUMB like you and if you have kids just keep feeding them junk foods while they get fat and let them watch television all day long so they will end up as DUMB as you are

  87. GUESS THEY ARE ALL SICK FROM EATING SHIT! says – reply to this


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    Ashton's B-Day hep-tastic shit cake must've dampened their spirits!

  88. Madonna fan says – reply to this


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    Re: Rachel – and people like you Rachel always makes me violent but my bf always tell me to ignore people like you because your kind are usually bitter and hateful because you are jealous and insecure and he is right people like you a nothing but a waste of time

  89. let me answer it for you WHORIA says – reply to this


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    Re: mariah – MADONNA is the one that you can NEVER BE
    she is the one you always copy because you WHORIA IS A COPYCAT AND A PIG :)

  90. I Like cheese says – reply to this


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    salma is a whore,she just banged a guy cause he is rich.cheese cums from reindeers holla!

  91. PRINCE says – reply to this


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    WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH OLD UNEDUCATED HOLLYWOOD CUUNTS IN MY LIFE, WHO NEEDS ANOTHER ONE? SPECIALLY AN EGOTISTIC ELDER FUGLY PIECE OF TRASH.

  92. SALMA HAYEK says – reply to this


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    GRANTED!, I AM A WHORE BUT I DON'T BUY MEN, MADONNA DOES.

  93. HAHAHAHAHA says – reply to this


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    And where is the party taking place AT A NURSING HOME?

  94. Bride of Wildenstein says – reply to this


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    What's with Madonna's face????

    It is a terribly unflattering shot showing her recent bout of "work".

    She will end up looking like all the hardened, pumped and primped faces - think Wildenstein. Gross.

  95. Madonna's mexican spiclet aka LOLA says – reply to this


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    My elder mom and I share a special bonding we take turns sleeping with Guy.

  96. Rachel is a classy lady .NOT. says – reply to this


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    Re: Rachel – damn you are a women and you have a mind like that ?
    your asshole parents really raised you so well. NOT. it shows you have no respect for yourself so obviously you can't respect anyone .I hope someday you don't decide to breed and teach your children the same morals otherwise the vicious and extremely vile race you have will continue and that would be unfortunate

  97. I Like cheese says – reply to this


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    SHE REALLY IS A WHORE SHE SELPT WITH MY PET DILDO PEPE SHE IS SUCH APIG AND HER CHILD HAS A TAIL PIG

  98. Hollywood's Big Concern says – reply to this


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    It sounds like a good party. Too bad many celebrities won't be attending because they said Madonna requires all guest to speak with a fake British Accent which leaves Britney Spears and Gwyneth Paltrow as the only qualified celebrities to attend.

  99. me says – reply to this


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    Madonna haters always sound like a broken record
    "she is old "
    "she is a whore"
    "she bought a baby "
    "she is over "
    PATHETIC
    and some people here talks like they will never get old at least Madonna got tons of money to fix her face if she wants too
    ageism is just like racism I guess people that are racist are also ageist ???
    everyone is going to be old , it's a fact of life

  100. Megan says – reply to this


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    Re: I Like cheese – damn you forgot to take your meds again ????
    just eat cheese and choke on it to death after you take your meds hurry before you hurt someone innocent near by :)

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