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Avril's Desperate Attempt

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We can't help but pity Avril Lavigne!

Her tour is so underselling that she is taking drastic measures to sell tickets.

The Canadian poseur has just added the Jonas Brothers to her lineup, which also includes the previously announced Boys Like Girls.

With the addition to the Jonas Brothers, the tour is bound to sell, but….

Can you imagine being the headliner and having the crowd applaud louder for the opening act?????

That must suck!

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    Posted: Feb 23, 2008 at 10:26 pm / Email this  »
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    1. bleh says – reply to this


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      holy crap

    2. MEGHAN says – reply to this


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      shes a whore with zer0 talent and no respect for her fans

    3. Lety says – reply to this


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      what do the Jonas Brothers have anything to do with Avril Lavigne? haha, what a joke…

    4. bleh says – reply to this


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      I was first and the only thing I could think of to say was holy crap. Im so lame.

    5. Giggles says – reply to this


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      Hasn't she had like only 1 hit song?

    6. woot says – reply to this


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      first!?!?

    7. clare says – reply to this


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      wow

    8. me says – reply to this


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      Lolol…

    9. lbum says – reply to this


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      8th!

    10. Nick Jonas says – reply to this


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      Perez - I want your chubby cheeks. Thanks for ALL the plugs!

    11. heterosodomite says – reply to this


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      would love to put my alabama whitesnake in her canuck poop chute. how delicious! get ready for a big stream of foamy hot mancreme, avril!!!

    12. Kelsey says – reply to this


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      Jonas Bros are beautiful!

    13. sjp says – reply to this


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      1st.
      poor avril

    14. Amanda says – reply to this


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      Man I can't stand her!

    15. john says – reply to this


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      wow

    16. DailyCelebs.TV says – reply to this


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      She's ok in my book. But the brothers will get into some drama, give them time.

    17. sjp says – reply to this


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      AWW POOR AVRIL

      1st

    18. DailyCelebs.TV says – reply to this


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      Regarding…"Can you imagine being the headliner and having the crowd applaud louder for the opening act?????"

      THAT SUCKS!

    19. FELIXTHEDEADCAT says – reply to this


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      TOP 10 BABY

    20. Nick says – reply to this


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      noooooooooo whyyy? Jonas Brothers get the fuck out of her fucking horrible tour Avril lavigne is so shit why would you join her tour

    21. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      I SHOOK HANDS WITH HILLARY CLINTON THIS MORNING!.

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      CHECK ME OUT!

    22. HILLARY PANTIES STINK says – reply to this


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      I'D DO HER

    23. RoxyGirlPR says – reply to this


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      I used to like Avril be4 like a lot but then media started showing what a brat she is and ewww she's thinks she is to much of the shit and that really made me not like her enough to go see her on a show which I was all up for before. So I guess media fucked as a celebrity. Where is the artist?

    24. strange stranger says – reply to this


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      thats pathetic relying in the jonas brothers to sell her dumbass tickets.

    25. L says – reply to this


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      Thanks for posting new SHIT. It's raining here in Lala Land…don't want to go out. Keep 'em coming.

    26. Ariel says – reply to this


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      Can you imagine being the headliner and having the crowd applaud louder for the opening act?????

      that would be hilarious :D
      i love the jonas brothers
      and i highly dislike avril lavigne

    27. bleh says – reply to this


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      i was the first #4, quit trying to steal my great quote assmunch!

    28. Stephanie says – reply to this


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      Her tour is bound to sell with JB and Boys like Girls,which are ten times the aritist she will EVER be.Avirl is such a poser.

    29. ashley says – reply to this


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      HAHAHA. that's funny.
      yet strangely sad.

    30. twat says – reply to this


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      WTF?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

    31. I'm RICk James BitCH says – reply to this


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      she can be my SUPER FREAK!!!!

    32. zane says – reply to this


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      i love avril. I FUCKIN HATE JONAS BROTHERS!! ugh. they're just gonna disappear in the next few months & will never be seen or heard of again. at least avril's had like 3 #1 [worldwide] hits. i think that the united state's taste of music is the worst on the planet [souljaboy's crank that went to #1].

    33. Natalie says – reply to this


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      HAHAHA, HOLY CRAP! I'M PISSING IN MY PANTS LAUGHING! Okay, Boys Like Girls? What the hell. They're eh…bu JONAS BROTHERS!? OH MY GOD, HAHAHA! This motherfucker must be desperate or drunk. I can't tell.

    34. dee says – reply to this


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      That is if anyone stays for the headliner….

    35. ONLY THE LAME WILL VOTE HILLARY says – reply to this


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      Why is she so complicated?

      get it

      ha, ha, i'm so cleaver!!

    36. caitlyn [jonas power!] says – reply to this


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      JB and Avril Lavigne?

      I think not.

    37. Jako says – reply to this


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      HOW FUCKIN PATHETIC!!!
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      THE JONAS BROTHERS???? Avril, you make Semi-Good music. And now your resorting to the fuckin JONAS BROTHERS?? Why don't you just shoot your career in the head??
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      Who the fuck is gonna go to your damn concert now?? None of your grown fans r gonna go to that shit. All your gonna have is lame ass Disney sluts at that shit.
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      Ugh…this might be the beginning of the end for you. "Girlfriend" was a good song, the rest was blah and now your tour is shit. Get ready for reality TV babe. Or force yourself on one of the Jonas Brothers. That”s if you can spot the straight one…if there is a straight one…

    38. MaryJaneB. says – reply to this


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      Go Avril!!!!!!!!! I will see her in agoust she comes ta Argentina. she doesnt need an opening act here. thats 4 shure :)
      we love Av! ;)

    39. Anna MHMM says – reply to this


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      HAHAHHA

      why is she picking on them!??! THEY DONT NEED HER!!

      Did they accept the offer?!?!

      Hmm, Ill totally go to the show, but I'll leave once the Jonas Brothers are done.

      They better set it up strategically or thats what everyone will do.

      This is pretty sad for her…..HAHAHAHA i love it.

    40. eve says – reply to this


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      good for her. she needs to stop asking ridiculous prices for seeing her fuck up a show.

    41. alexandra says – reply to this


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      SWEEET:) i so want to go to her concert just to seee the jobros

      dude this is rad

    42. Jako says – reply to this


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      HOW FUCKIN PATHETIC!!!
      .
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      THE JONAS BROTHERS???? Avril, you make Semi-Good music. And now your resorting to the fuckin JONAS BROTHERS?? Why don't you just shoot your career in the head??
      .
      .
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      Who the fuck is gonna go to your damn concert now?? None of your grown fans r gonna go to that shit. All your gonna have is lame ass Disney sluts at that shit.
      .
      .
      .
      Ugh…this might be the beginning of the end for you. "Girlfriend" was a good song, the rest was blah and now your tour is shit. Get ready for reality TV babe. Or force yourself on one of the Jonas Brothers. That”s if you can spot the straight one…if there is a straight one….

    43. candis says – reply to this


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      are we serious?

      i wanna go now hahaha

      which dates though? hmmm i wonder

    44. britney DEATH watch says – reply to this


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      i bet avril is tight

    45. Jako says – reply to this


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      HOW FUCKIN PATHETIC!!!
      .
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      THE JONAS BROTHERS???? Avril, you make Semi-Good music. And now your resorting to the fuckin JONAS BROTHERS?? Why don't you just shoot your career in the head??
      .
      .
      .
      Who the fuck is gonna go to your damn concert now?? None of your grown fans r gonna go to that shit. All your gonna have is lame ass Disney sluts at that shit.
      .
      .
      .
      Ugh…this might be the beginning of the end for you. "Girlfriend" was a good song, the rest was blah and now your tour is shit. Get ready for reality TV babe. Or force yourself on one of the Jonas Brothers. That”s if you can spot the straight one…if there is a straight one…..

    46. Leslie says – reply to this


      46

      She's definitely had more than 1 hit. And Jonas Brothers with Avril??? Well I think we know where all the tweenies are going to be.

    47. Jako says – reply to this


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      HOW FUCKIN PATHETIC!!!
      .
      .
      THE JONAS BROTHERS???? Avril, you make Semi-Good music. And now your resorting to the fuckin JONAS BROTHERS?? Why don't you just shoot your career in the head??
      .
      .
      .
      Who the fuck is gonna go to your damn concert now?? None of your grown fans r gonna go to that shit. All your gonna have is lame ass Disney sluts at that shit.
      .
      .
      .
      Ugh…this might be the beginning of the end for you. "Girlfriend" was a good song, the rest was blah and now your tour is shit. Get ready for reality TV babe. Or force yourself on one of the Jonas Brothers. That”s if you can spot the straight one…if there is a straight one……

    48. Stan says – reply to this


      48

      Something about her reminds me about Debbie Gibson from the 80's.
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      Now their careers seem the same.

    49. dont have to pity says – reply to this


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      I DONT think she needs pity.. I think Avril with the Jonas Brothers is going to be good.

    50. john denver says – reply to this


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      thank god i'm a country boy

    51. sarah says – reply to this


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      Jonas is opening for her?
      haha sorry but people are going to leave after
      JB leaves :P

    52. BAMA GIRL says – reply to this


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      BRITNEY AND CHRISTINA MOVE ON FROM THE DISNEY CROWD HAS FAST HAS THEY COULD. AVRIL MUST WANT A ARENA FULL OF 8 YEAR OLD GIRLS.

    53. avrilsuckkkksss says – reply to this


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      LMAOOOOOOOO !!!! shes that desperate that she would go to the jonas bros? yeah their really talented but their like 14 !!!!!!! avrils annoying & She CAN NOT sing live.

    54. Kai says – reply to this


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      Come on, dude! I'm no fan of hers but you razz her, belittle her and just crap all over her any chance you get. Lighten up! I don't mind bashing her for a bad performance. But to puke on her just because, that's not right.

    55. a vote for hillary is a wasted vote says – reply to this


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      avril is hot
      .
      lindsay is hot
      .
      madonna's a skank
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      just getting caught up

    56. mel says – reply to this


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      i dont like avril lavigne but i am so going for the JB noww!!!

    57. OR says – reply to this


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      Or better yet… can you imagine people leaving after seeing the Jonas brothers cause they couldn't stand seeing this bitchy whore onstage and hear her crap ass music. hehe.. imagine the little bitch coming out and only singing to a handful of people..

    58. Pattycakes says – reply to this


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      Seriously over that chunk of Kool-aid pink in her hair. How long has it been now?

    59. halie says – reply to this


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      i hope this is a joke because the jonas brothers are 10 million times better then her

    60. caitheartsjb says – reply to this


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      Re: Jako –

      yeah. the only one NOT straight is you. so fuck off. k? your such a loser. why go off on them. mad cause you have no skills? haha. i thought so.

    61. perez for pres says – reply to this


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      that's what i think

    62. ANNETTE says – reply to this


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      I want my money back!! I'm 18 and I don't want to go to a show where 50% of the crowd are 12 and under!!!!!

    63. taylorrr says – reply to this


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      SERIOUSLY?!?!

      okay, Avril used to be good.
      now she's…. not.
      but the Jonas Brothers will sooo outshine her!
      that will be humiliating!

    64. yooo says – reply to this


      64

      the jonas brothers suck ass. what is music these days? 3 fags who cant sing? music sucks ass now. bring back britney

    65. Spongebob says – reply to this


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      When you have to add The Jonas Brothers to the lineup, it's time to quit, and cut your loses.

    66. katie says – reply to this


      66

      yeah, that's gonna suck for her. maybe they'll just switch it up add her as the opening act =)

    67. scotty crouch says – reply to this


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      she really dosent deserve this bashing by you. come on perez shes a cool chick leave her alone. pick on the people who are looking for it she might have copied a song but its alot less than what the others are doing

    68. Sofia says – reply to this


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      Wow Avril that's pathetic. The Jonas Brothers tickets sell in 3 minutes and the best band in the world is opening for you.Wow JB RULESSSSSSSS

    69. Alyssa says – reply to this


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      Aha, i think she should open for them if fans will just yell louder for the jonas brothers

    70. gbaby says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHHA AVRIL SUCKS JONAS BROTHERS BALLS

    71. Alyssa says – reply to this


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      Re: Sofia – of course they do, they are hte jonas brothers and no im not being sarcastic

    72. Tresa says – reply to this


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      SERIOUSLY!?!?! OMJ i've had tickets to the avril lavigne concert for like EVER…and if JB is coming then OMJ I CANT' BREATH =]

    73. samantha says – reply to this


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      is this for real? i really hope its not true
      i dont want the jonas brothers touring with her

    74. Sofia says – reply to this


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      Re: zane – hate makes you ugly and Jb is the best plus people who says they have 8 year old girls are wrong hello I'm 17 and JB is amazing.First take time to listen to their music before you give stupid opinions so fuck off Jonas haters.

    75. hannahh says – reply to this


      75

      AAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAAA

    76. moi says – reply to this


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      Omg! well if they are.. im going to her concert anyways so sweet!

    77. Sofia says – reply to this


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      Re: Alyssa – you hate jb?

    78. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      OMJ!!!!!!! I HAVE TICKETS FOR MARCH 7!!!! AAHHH! IF THEY ARE I CANT BREATH RIGHT NOW!!! :o :o :o :o I MIGHT PASS OUT!

    79. Sharon says – reply to this


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      haha so true. i do pity her. but whatever, those jonas boys might light up her career again??

    80. DrProctor13 says – reply to this


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      I would rather have 100 root canals than attend a concert consisting of that lineup.

    81. val says – reply to this


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      thats not true, her album sold 5 million worldwide and she had a #1 single trust me people are gonna go jonas brothers or not…

    82. rikki says – reply to this


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      Do the Jonas brothers EVER sleep? Touring, vowing celibacy, and being all over my gosh damn TV. Where are there stage parents at?

    83. erica says – reply to this


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      This si so lame the jonas brothers dont need to tour with her! what the hell are they doing shit first miley now avril! what is this world coming to stay with rooney

    84. naomi says – reply to this


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      woww the jonas brothers and avril lavigne will make an AMAZING tour!!!

    85. CAROLYNNNNN says – reply to this


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      hahahahaah how sad. jb rocks!

    86. Fo' Shizzle says – reply to this


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      Life's a bitch……then you turn into one!

    87. MARLI says – reply to this


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      DAMNN IM GOING NOW CU OF JONAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    88. richybra says – reply to this


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      canada hates avril

    89. piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this


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      I swear she should do a live fuck show, invite guys up and blow them etc. You know like ticket number 494 cum on up, you just won a hummer. Forget the music do some kitty kitty too.

    90. gemmalovesyoux says – reply to this


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      ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
      I HAVE TICKETS.
      OH MY GOD.

    91. Damian says – reply to this


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      perez sure whores out those damn brothers … its obvious he gets paid to do this. dont any of the rest of you think?

    92. damian says – reply to this


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      Re: a vote for hillary is a wasted vote – how the hell is madonna a shank??

    93. bob says – reply to this


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      PEREZ HAS NO PROOF…I DON'T THINK THIS IS ACCURATE/TRUE!
      PEREZ HAS NO PROOF…I DON'T THINK THIS IS ACCURATE/TRUE!
      PEREZ HAS NO PROOF…I DON'T THINK THIS IS ACCURATE/TRUE!
      PEREZ HAS NO PROOF…I DON'T THINK THIS IS ACCURATE/TRUE!
      PEREZ HAS NO PROOF…I DON'T THINK THIS IS ACCURATE/TRUE!
      PEREZ HAS NO PROOF…I DON'T THINK THIS IS ACCURATE/TRUE!
      PEREZ HAS NO PROOF…I DON'T THINK THIS IS ACCURATE/TRUE!
      PEREZ HAS NO PROOF…I DON'T THINK THIS IS ACCURATE/TRUE!
      PEREZ HAS NO PROOF…I DON'T THINK THIS IS ACCURATE/TRUE!
      PEREZ HAS NO PROOF…I DON'T THINK THIS IS ACCURATE/TRUE!

    94. Flowerbomb says – reply to this


      94

      Avril is alright I guess BUT compared to the Jonas Brothers she is the fucking Beatles!!!
      Guess she wants a bunch of 15 year olds at her show

    95. xasasasd says – reply to this


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      itss more like she's performing for the joe bro
      hahahaha
      she suxs
      no talent
      joe bro= hotness!!!
      of course girls will go
      and leave as soon as avril begins
      lol
      i would totally do that
      cause i dont want to hear her lousy vioce

    96. alex says – reply to this


      96

      jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!

    97. ds says – reply to this


      97

      bahah. id go to the concert for boys like girls and the jonas brothers. but avril…no.

    98. chungy says – reply to this


      98

      i saw a vid of her sticking some other girls BOOB ON HER OWN BUM! sick hey

    99. Carley says – reply to this


      99

      OMFG!!!!
      ARE YOU SERIOUS?
      I am going to see Avril!!!
      I LOVE the Jonas Brothers!

    100. WHOO???? says – reply to this


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      OMG PEREZIOUS ARE U SERIOUS!!! YAY!!!!!!!!! IS JB gonna be preforming in CANADA!!!!??? PLZ EMAIL ME with ur response plzzzz!

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