Avril's Desperate Attempt
Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Canadialand > Jonas Brothers
We can't help but pity Avril Lavigne!
Her tour is so underselling that she is taking drastic measures to sell tickets.
The Canadian poseur has just added the Jonas Brothers to her lineup, which also includes the previously announced Boys Like Girls.
With the addition to the Jonas Brothers, the tour is bound to sell, but….
Can you imagine being the headliner and having the crowd applaud louder for the opening act?????
That must suck!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: February 23, 2008 at 10:26 pm
holy crap
shes a whore with zer0 talent and no respect for her fans
what do the Jonas Brothers have anything to do with Avril Lavigne? haha, what a joke…
I was first and the only thing I could think of to say was holy crap. Im so lame.
Hasn't she had like only 1 hit song?
first!?!?
wow
Lolol…
8th!
Perez - I want your chubby cheeks. Thanks for ALL the plugs!
would love to put my alabama whitesnake in her canuck poop chute. how delicious! get ready for a big stream of foamy hot mancreme, avril!!!
Jonas Bros are beautiful!
1st.
poor avril
Man I can't stand her!
wow
She's ok in my book. But the brothers will get into some drama, give them time.
AWW POOR AVRIL
1st
Regarding…"Can you imagine being the headliner and having the crowd applaud louder for the opening act?????"
THAT SUCKS!
TOP 10 BABY
noooooooooo whyyy? Jonas Brothers get the fuck out of her fucking horrible tour Avril lavigne is so shit why would you join her tour
I SHOOK HANDS WITH HILLARY CLINTON THIS MORNING!.
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CHECK ME OUT!
I'D DO HER
I used to like Avril be4 like a lot but then media started showing what a brat she is and ewww she's thinks she is to much of the shit and that really made me not like her enough to go see her on a show which I was all up for before. So I guess media fucked as a celebrity. Where is the artist?
thats pathetic relying in the jonas brothers to sell her dumbass tickets.
Thanks for posting new SHIT. It's raining here in Lala Land…don't want to go out. Keep 'em coming.
Can you imagine being the headliner and having the crowd applaud louder for the opening act?????
that would be hilarious
i love the jonas brothers
and i highly dislike avril lavigne
i was the first #4, quit trying to steal my great quote assmunch!
Her tour is bound to sell with JB and Boys like Girls,which are ten times the aritist she will EVER be.Avirl is such a poser.
HAHAHA. that's funny.
yet strangely sad.
WTF?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
she can be my SUPER FREAK!!!!
i love avril. I FUCKIN HATE JONAS BROTHERS!! ugh. they're just gonna disappear in the next few months & will never be seen or heard of again. at least avril's had like 3 #1 [worldwide] hits. i think that the united state's taste of music is the worst on the planet [souljaboy's crank that went to #1].
HAHAHA, HOLY CRAP! I'M PISSING IN MY PANTS LAUGHING! Okay, Boys Like Girls? What the hell. They're eh…bu JONAS BROTHERS!? OH MY GOD, HAHAHA! This motherfucker must be desperate or drunk. I can't tell.
That is if anyone stays for the headliner….
Why is she so complicated?
get it
ha, ha, i'm so cleaver!!
JB and Avril Lavigne?
I think not.
HOW FUCKIN PATHETIC!!!
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THE JONAS BROTHERS???? Avril, you make Semi-Good music. And now your resorting to the fuckin JONAS BROTHERS?? Why don't you just shoot your career in the head??
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Who the fuck is gonna go to your damn concert now?? None of your grown fans r gonna go to that shit. All your gonna have is lame ass Disney sluts at that shit.
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Ugh…this might be the beginning of the end for you. "Girlfriend" was a good song, the rest was blah and now your tour is shit. Get ready for reality TV babe. Or force yourself on one of the Jonas Brothers. That”s if you can spot the straight one…if there is a straight one…
Go Avril!!!!!!!!! I will see her in agoust she comes ta Argentina. she doesnt need an opening act here. thats 4 shure
we love Av!
HAHAHHA
why is she picking on them!??! THEY DONT NEED HER!!
Did they accept the offer?!?!
Hmm, Ill totally go to the show, but I'll leave once the Jonas Brothers are done.
They better set it up strategically or thats what everyone will do.
This is pretty sad for her…..HAHAHAHA i love it.
good for her. she needs to stop asking ridiculous prices for seeing her fuck up a show.
SWEEET:) i so want to go to her concert just to seee the jobros
dude this is rad
HOW FUCKIN PATHETIC!!!
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THE JONAS BROTHERS???? Avril, you make Semi-Good music. And now your resorting to the fuckin JONAS BROTHERS?? Why don't you just shoot your career in the head??
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Who the fuck is gonna go to your damn concert now?? None of your grown fans r gonna go to that shit. All your gonna have is lame ass Disney sluts at that shit.
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Ugh…this might be the beginning of the end for you. "Girlfriend" was a good song, the rest was blah and now your tour is shit. Get ready for reality TV babe. Or force yourself on one of the Jonas Brothers. That”s if you can spot the straight one…if there is a straight one….
are we serious?
i wanna go now hahaha
which dates though? hmmm i wonder
i bet avril is tight
HOW FUCKIN PATHETIC!!!
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THE JONAS BROTHERS???? Avril, you make Semi-Good music. And now your resorting to the fuckin JONAS BROTHERS?? Why don't you just shoot your career in the head??
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Who the fuck is gonna go to your damn concert now?? None of your grown fans r gonna go to that shit. All your gonna have is lame ass Disney sluts at that shit.
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.
Ugh…this might be the beginning of the end for you. "Girlfriend" was a good song, the rest was blah and now your tour is shit. Get ready for reality TV babe. Or force yourself on one of the Jonas Brothers. That”s if you can spot the straight one…if there is a straight one…..
She's definitely had more than 1 hit. And Jonas Brothers with Avril??? Well I think we know where all the tweenies are going to be.
HOW FUCKIN PATHETIC!!!
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THE JONAS BROTHERS???? Avril, you make Semi-Good music. And now your resorting to the fuckin JONAS BROTHERS?? Why don't you just shoot your career in the head??
.
.
.
Who the fuck is gonna go to your damn concert now?? None of your grown fans r gonna go to that shit. All your gonna have is lame ass Disney sluts at that shit.
.
.
.
Ugh…this might be the beginning of the end for you. "Girlfriend" was a good song, the rest was blah and now your tour is shit. Get ready for reality TV babe. Or force yourself on one of the Jonas Brothers. That”s if you can spot the straight one…if there is a straight one……
Something about her reminds me about Debbie Gibson from the 80's.
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Now their careers seem the same.
I DONT think she needs pity.. I think Avril with the Jonas Brothers is going to be good.
thank god i'm a country boy
Jonas is opening for her?
haha sorry but people are going to leave after
JB leaves
BRITNEY AND CHRISTINA MOVE ON FROM THE DISNEY CROWD HAS FAST HAS THEY COULD. AVRIL MUST WANT A ARENA FULL OF 8 YEAR OLD GIRLS.
LMAOOOOOOOO !!!! shes that desperate that she would go to the jonas bros? yeah their really talented but their like 14 !!!!!!! avrils annoying & She CAN NOT sing live.
Come on, dude! I'm no fan of hers but you razz her, belittle her and just crap all over her any chance you get. Lighten up! I don't mind bashing her for a bad performance. But to puke on her just because, that's not right.
avril is hot
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lindsay is hot
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madonna's a skank
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just getting caught up
i dont like avril lavigne but i am so going for the JB noww!!!
Or better yet… can you imagine people leaving after seeing the Jonas brothers cause they couldn't stand seeing this bitchy whore onstage and hear her crap ass music. hehe.. imagine the little bitch coming out and only singing to a handful of people..
Seriously over that chunk of Kool-aid pink in her hair. How long has it been now?
i hope this is a joke because the jonas brothers are 10 million times better then her
Re: Jako –
yeah. the only one NOT straight is you. so fuck off. k? your such a loser. why go off on them. mad cause you have no skills? haha. i thought so.
that's what i think
I want my money back!! I'm 18 and I don't want to go to a show where 50% of the crowd are 12 and under!!!!!
SERIOUSLY?!?!
okay, Avril used to be good.
now she's…. not.
but the Jonas Brothers will sooo outshine her!
that will be humiliating!
the jonas brothers suck ass. what is music these days? 3 fags who cant sing? music sucks ass now. bring back britney
When you have to add The Jonas Brothers to the lineup, it's time to quit, and cut your loses.
yeah, that's gonna suck for her. maybe they'll just switch it up add her as the opening act =)
she really dosent deserve this bashing by you. come on perez shes a cool chick leave her alone. pick on the people who are looking for it she might have copied a song but its alot less than what the others are doing
Wow Avril that's pathetic. The Jonas Brothers tickets sell in 3 minutes and the best band in the world is opening for you.Wow JB RULESSSSSSSS
Aha, i think she should open for them if fans will just yell louder for the jonas brothers
HAHAHAHHA AVRIL SUCKS JONAS BROTHERS BALLS
Re: Sofia – of course they do, they are hte jonas brothers and no im not being sarcastic
SERIOUSLY!?!?! OMJ i've had tickets to the avril lavigne concert for like EVER…and if JB is coming then OMJ I CANT' BREATH =]
is this for real? i really hope its not true
i dont want the jonas brothers touring with her
Re: zane – hate makes you ugly and Jb is the best plus people who says they have 8 year old girls are wrong hello I'm 17 and JB is amazing.First take time to listen to their music before you give stupid opinions so fuck off Jonas haters.
AAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAAA
Omg! well if they are.. im going to her concert anyways so sweet!
Re: Alyssa – you hate jb?
OMJ!!!!!!! I HAVE TICKETS FOR MARCH 7!!!! AAHHH! IF THEY ARE I CANT BREATH RIGHT NOW!!!
I MIGHT PASS OUT!
haha so true. i do pity her. but whatever, those jonas boys might light up her career again??
I would rather have 100 root canals than attend a concert consisting of that lineup.
thats not true, her album sold 5 million worldwide and she had a #1 single trust me people are gonna go jonas brothers or not…
Do the Jonas brothers EVER sleep? Touring, vowing celibacy, and being all over my gosh damn TV. Where are there stage parents at?
This si so lame the jonas brothers dont need to tour with her! what the hell are they doing shit first miley now avril! what is this world coming to stay with rooney
woww the jonas brothers and avril lavigne will make an AMAZING tour!!!
hahahahaah how sad. jb rocks!
Life's a bitch……then you turn into one!
DAMNN IM GOING NOW CU OF JONAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
canada hates avril
I swear she should do a live fuck show, invite guys up and blow them etc. You know like ticket number 494 cum on up, you just won a hummer. Forget the music do some kitty kitty too.
ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
I HAVE TICKETS.
OH MY GOD.
perez sure whores out those damn brothers … its obvious he gets paid to do this. dont any of the rest of you think?
Re: a vote for hillary is a wasted vote – how the hell is madonna a shank??
PEREZ HAS NO PROOF…I DON'T THINK THIS IS ACCURATE/TRUE!
PEREZ HAS NO PROOF…I DON'T THINK THIS IS ACCURATE/TRUE!
PEREZ HAS NO PROOF…I DON'T THINK THIS IS ACCURATE/TRUE!
PEREZ HAS NO PROOF…I DON'T THINK THIS IS ACCURATE/TRUE!
PEREZ HAS NO PROOF…I DON'T THINK THIS IS ACCURATE/TRUE!
PEREZ HAS NO PROOF…I DON'T THINK THIS IS ACCURATE/TRUE!
PEREZ HAS NO PROOF…I DON'T THINK THIS IS ACCURATE/TRUE!
PEREZ HAS NO PROOF…I DON'T THINK THIS IS ACCURATE/TRUE!
PEREZ HAS NO PROOF…I DON'T THINK THIS IS ACCURATE/TRUE!
PEREZ HAS NO PROOF…I DON'T THINK THIS IS ACCURATE/TRUE!
Avril is alright I guess BUT compared to the Jonas Brothers she is the fucking Beatles!!!
Guess she wants a bunch of 15 year olds at her show
itss more like she's performing for the joe bro
hahahaha
she suxs
no talent
joe bro= hotness!!!
of course girls will go
and leave as soon as avril begins
lol
i would totally do that
cause i dont want to hear her lousy vioce
jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!jonas brothers suck!!!!!
bahah. id go to the concert for boys like girls and the jonas brothers. but avril…no.
i saw a vid of her sticking some other girls BOOB ON HER OWN BUM! sick hey
OMFG!!!!
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
I am going to see Avril!!!
I LOVE the Jonas Brothers!
OMG PEREZIOUS ARE U SERIOUS!!! YAY!!!!!!!!! IS JB gonna be preforming in CANADA!!!!??? PLZ EMAIL ME with ur response plzzzz!