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Avril's Desperate Attempt

Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Canadialand > Jonas Brothers

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We can't help but pity Avril Lavigne!

Her tour is so underselling that she is taking drastic measures to sell tickets.

The Canadian poseur has just added the Jonas Brothers to her lineup, which also includes the previously announced Boys Like Girls.

With the addition to the Jonas Brothers, the tour is bound to sell, but….

Can you imagine being the headliner and having the crowd applaud louder for the opening act?????

That must suck!

[Image via WENN.]



547 comments to “Avril's Desperate Attempt”

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  1. bleh says – reply to this


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    holy crap

  2. MEGHAN says – reply to this


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    shes a whore with zer0 talent and no respect for her fans

  3. Lety says – reply to this


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    what do the Jonas Brothers have anything to do with Avril Lavigne? haha, what a joke…

  4. bleh says – reply to this


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    I was first and the only thing I could think of to say was holy crap. Im so lame.

  5. Giggles says – reply to this


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    Hasn't she had like only 1 hit song?

  6. woot says – reply to this


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    first!?!?

  7. clare says – reply to this


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    wow

  8. me says – reply to this


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    Lolol…

  9. lbum says – reply to this


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    8th!

  10. Nick Jonas says – reply to this


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    Perez - I want your chubby cheeks. Thanks for ALL the plugs!

  11. heterosodomite says – reply to this


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    would love to put my alabama whitesnake in her canuck poop chute. how delicious! get ready for a big stream of foamy hot mancreme, avril!!!

  12. Kelsey says – reply to this


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    Jonas Bros are beautiful!

  13. sjp says – reply to this


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    1st.
    poor avril

  14. Amanda says – reply to this


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    Man I can't stand her!

  15. john says – reply to this


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    wow

  16. DailyCelebs.TV says – reply to this


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    She's ok in my book. But the brothers will get into some drama, give them time.

  17. sjp says – reply to this


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    AWW POOR AVRIL

    1st

  18. DailyCelebs.TV says – reply to this


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    Regarding…"Can you imagine being the headliner and having the crowd applaud louder for the opening act?????"

    THAT SUCKS!

  19. FELIXTHEDEADCAT says – reply to this


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    TOP 10 BABY

  20. Nick says – reply to this


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    noooooooooo whyyy? Jonas Brothers get the fuck out of her fucking horrible tour Avril lavigne is so shit why would you join her tour

  21. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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    I SHOOK HANDS WITH HILLARY CLINTON THIS MORNING!.

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    CHECK ME OUT!

  22. HILLARY PANTIES STINK says – reply to this


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    I'D DO HER

  23. RoxyGirlPR says – reply to this


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    I used to like Avril be4 like a lot but then media started showing what a brat she is and ewww she's thinks she is to much of the shit and that really made me not like her enough to go see her on a show which I was all up for before. So I guess media fucked as a celebrity. Where is the artist?

  24. strange stranger says – reply to this


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    thats pathetic relying in the jonas brothers to sell her dumbass tickets.

  25. L says – reply to this


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    Thanks for posting new SHIT. It's raining here in Lala Land…don't want to go out. Keep 'em coming.

  26. Ariel says – reply to this


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    Can you imagine being the headliner and having the crowd applaud louder for the opening act?????

    that would be hilarious :D
    i love the jonas brothers
    and i highly dislike avril lavigne

  27. bleh says – reply to this


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    i was the first #4, quit trying to steal my great quote assmunch!

  28. Stephanie says – reply to this


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    Her tour is bound to sell with JB and Boys like Girls,which are ten times the aritist she will EVER be.Avirl is such a poser.

  29. ashley says – reply to this


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    HAHAHA. that's funny.
    yet strangely sad.

  30. twat says – reply to this


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    WTF?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

  31. I'm RICk James BitCH says – reply to this


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    she can be my SUPER FREAK!!!!

  32. zane says – reply to this


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    i love avril. I FUCKIN HATE JONAS BROTHERS!! ugh. they're just gonna disappear in the next few months & will never be seen or heard of again. at least avril's had like 3 #1 [worldwide] hits. i think that the united state's taste of music is the worst on the planet [souljaboy's crank that went to #1].

  33. Natalie says – reply to this


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    HAHAHA, HOLY CRAP! I'M PISSING IN MY PANTS LAUGHING! Okay, Boys Like Girls? What the hell. They're eh…bu JONAS BROTHERS!? OH MY GOD, HAHAHA! This motherfucker must be desperate or drunk. I can't tell.

  34. dee says – reply to this


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    That is if anyone stays for the headliner….

  35. ONLY THE LAME WILL VOTE HILLARY says – reply to this


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    Why is she so complicated?

    get it

    ha, ha, i'm so cleaver!!

  36. caitlyn [jonas power!] says – reply to this


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    JB and Avril Lavigne?

    I think not.

  37. Jako says – reply to this


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    HOW FUCKIN PATHETIC!!!
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    THE JONAS BROTHERS???? Avril, you make Semi-Good music. And now your resorting to the fuckin JONAS BROTHERS?? Why don't you just shoot your career in the head??
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    Who the fuck is gonna go to your damn concert now?? None of your grown fans r gonna go to that shit. All your gonna have is lame ass Disney sluts at that shit.
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    Ugh…this might be the beginning of the end for you. "Girlfriend" was a good song, the rest was blah and now your tour is shit. Get ready for reality TV babe. Or force yourself on one of the Jonas Brothers. That”s if you can spot the straight one…if there is a straight one…

  38. MaryJaneB. says – reply to this


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    Go Avril!!!!!!!!! I will see her in agoust she comes ta Argentina. she doesnt need an opening act here. thats 4 shure :)
    we love Av! ;)

  39. Anna MHMM says – reply to this


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    HAHAHHA

    why is she picking on them!??! THEY DONT NEED HER!!

    Did they accept the offer?!?!

    Hmm, Ill totally go to the show, but I'll leave once the Jonas Brothers are done.

    They better set it up strategically or thats what everyone will do.

    This is pretty sad for her…..HAHAHAHA i love it.

  40. eve says – reply to this


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    good for her. she needs to stop asking ridiculous prices for seeing her fuck up a show.

  41. alexandra says – reply to this


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    SWEEET:) i so want to go to her concert just to seee the jobros

    dude this is rad

  42. Jako says – reply to this


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    HOW FUCKIN PATHETIC!!!
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    THE JONAS BROTHERS???? Avril, you make Semi-Good music. And now your resorting to the fuckin JONAS BROTHERS?? Why don't you just shoot your career in the head??
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    .
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    Who the fuck is gonna go to your damn concert now?? None of your grown fans r gonna go to that shit. All your gonna have is lame ass Disney sluts at that shit.
    .
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    Ugh…this might be the beginning of the end for you. "Girlfriend" was a good song, the rest was blah and now your tour is shit. Get ready for reality TV babe. Or force yourself on one of the Jonas Brothers. That”s if you can spot the straight one…if there is a straight one….

  43. candis says – reply to this


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    are we serious?

    i wanna go now hahaha

    which dates though? hmmm i wonder

  44. britney DEATH watch says – reply to this