What Took Her So Long???
Filed under: Anglophilia > Jordan
Jordan is coming out with her own line of sex toys.
Finally!
But, that's not all. The former glamour model is also said to be releasing her own line of condoms.
The only thing missing?
Lube! Duh.
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: February 23, 2008 at 4:15 pm




First
YOU ARE STILL THE QUEEN OF CUNTS FAT BOY YOU FUCKER.
first!
WOW..First
TOP 10 BABY!
Uhhh……she's not that cute. And the only sex toy thats worth anything is a vibrator. PERIOD!
haha are those pit stains?
SHE'S A CUNT.
I HATE THIS BITCH.
OPEN LETTER TO HILLARY:
PLEASE GET OUT OF THE ELECTION IF YOU DO NOT WIN TEXAS AND OHIO BY A LARGE MARGIN. TRY TO GET THE VP SPOT
And when IS PEREZ coming out with Her own BLOW UP DOLL? I would totally buy one..lol
Maybe she shoould come out with a line of deodarant, Look at her PITS
who fucking cares?
I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES
IS MY SPELLING OK I'VE NEVER HAD TO PLURALIZE DILDO BEFORE….
WHO IS JORDAN AGAIN?
TOP 25 BABY!!
35th?
I love Jordan! Say what you like, but she's made shedloads of money and she's utterly chav-tastic!!
1st! You go girl!
WHERE CAN I BUY SOME?
Wait.. is that meant to be her on the box?
who the hell is this slut?
what the eff!?!??! her skin is orange. what a fake girl. ehh, more like SHES a sex toy.
whats the problem with it. and what the heck r u on about her pits? she has a thin white top on and u can see her bra thats all .. idiots .. geeze
GROSS!
Re: Loathe Hillary –
YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING
What kind of guy would but Jordan condoms? lol EeWw.
I Love You Perez! ;D
All the luck to her
Shes growing her own empire…
1. I still have NO IDEA who this Jordan person is…what does she do, who is she? what the fuck is a glamour model bc this chick looks like a porn star.
2. I love that person who does not like Hilary…either he/she is rich and does not want to see everyone in america get fair healthcare or she's really dumb and buys into the celebretards that are baking up Barama–a man who has a lot to say but has no idea what to do. He is yet again, going to be another puppet.
Sigh.
PLEASE PEREZ DON'T F*** WITH KATIE PRICE, IF U ONLT KNEW HOW THEY MISTREATED HER @ DIOR IN BEVERLY HILLS, SEE WHAT DONT U PUT THAT!!!
FIRST
nice oompa loompa tan but who the hell is she?
This is all so interesting.
Sweat stains. How lovely. You would think she could afford deoderant.
Re: Loathe Hillary – yea we fucking get it, u hate Hillary. you ain't the only one but must u act like a damn broken recordplayer?
first fuckersssss
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
She herself HAS a plastic vagina so it only makes sense that she would market them too. stank ho.
first
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
her nose is so big or just it looks so in this pic?
Re: Nichole –
it's not pit stains…she's wearing a white tank under her slightly sheer shirt. just bad lighting for the angle.
perez for president!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sure her daughter will be proud.
isnt that the girl who stuck another girls boob in her own bum on video?…ya i hink it is! hahahahahhahahhahahahaha
Re: park-glamour-uk –
like i said it not sweat staints, duuuh, its her top and a bra behind. american are we?
DONNA SUMMER IS BACK WATCH OUT !!!!
DONNA SUMMER IS BACK WATCH OUT !!!! REALLY
DONNA SUMMER IsI BACK??????
YES DONNA SUMMER IS BACK !!!!!!
Re: Loathe Hillary – What is your problem? If you are an Obama supporter, keep this bullshit up because now people can see the kinds of assholes who support that Muslim cokehead.
look at her schnoz….that thing looks jacked the fuck up
I'm not surprised at that at all. What I AM surprised about is how many losers come here and post crap on Friday nights. Like they have nothing better to do. Get a life!!!!!!!!
What does a "woman" who put out the SHITTIEST sex tape EVER know about sex toys?
She needs a nose job in a major way.
Re: Nichole – what are u on about u fucking loser u cant even see under her arms
Re: annoyed yet? – YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES
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YES I AM ANNOYED, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!
IM GUESSING U BROUGHT HER BOOK TO AND HAVE ONLY READ UP 2 THAT PART!
GOTTA MAKE SOME MONEY DAWG!
GOTTA MAKE SOME MONEY DAWG!
I wouldn't do Hillary and I'm dead!
Yeah, it's about time. lol. I'm surprised that's not the first thing she's done. Didn't want to come of too sluty or anything. =P
oh look… its her old nose…
ew. ewww. EWwwWWWW! Perv. Is that what she wants to be famous for?
VOTE BARACK, PEOPLE!!!
PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE
Jordan condoms? Lame!
gotta love katie
Re: ccrc – it was big in this picture but she has since had surger
y btw she uses condoms?
What's up with the prizefighter's nose? What a hog she is. She should have used the money she paid to have those chest bags installed into gettiing a nicer nose. What a skank ho
SHE'S GOT THE NOSE OF A PRIZE-FIGHTER!
Hey Perez! Love your site! I think Miley wore that sparkly tie during her concert.
I see this girl on your website all the time and I still don't know who she is.
that is not a pit stain you morons
its where her bra ends - pay attention!
I got the only toy that she needs!
What the hell did she do to her nose? It looks really weird - did she have it "done" recently?
Re: PSJJ – Doh!! She has had a nose job. Personally i don't give two flying fucks what all you yanks say, I adore katie/Jordon. She is a great person and over in England she is loved dearly.
nice sweat stains
what does first mean?
Re: haha – Look a bit closer and start reading peps comments, NOT SWEAT STAINS IDIOT!!
Her nose is like an anamorphic orange blob of slut. What fight did she lose?
wow. she is the definition of classy*
She's becoming uglier and faker to me everytime i see another pic of her.
She looks trashy too.
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Part 1 of 4. My name is Larry Sinclair, (True), I was born in S.C. (I am not and have not been a resident of S.C. since 1975).
Please understand that the names of the driver, limo company and my hotel are not being disclosed at this time due to the threat of retaliation against them and or their businesses. I assure you they will be forthcoming at the appropriate time.
I was in the Chicago area from November 3, 1999 thru November 8, 1999 to attend the graduation of my God son from the Great Lakes Navy Training Center outside Chicago. While out for a night on the town, I hired a limo. After expressing to the limo driver that I wanted some company for the night with someone who knew Chicago, I was introduced to Barack Obama by my driver at a bar on Rush street. Mr. Obama and I had a few drinks and talked for about an hour or so at the bar. I mentioned to Mr. Obama that I could really use a couple of lines to wake up, as I was really tired but I wanted to do a night on the town while in Chicago. Obama asked if I was referring to coke and I stated I was. Obama then stated he could get it for me.
Looks like she needs some deodorant!
Part 4 of 4. Obama lights the pipe a second time, and afterwards lowered his pants completely to his ankles, while telling me to suck his balls, to lick under his balls and sack.
I continued to perform oral sex on Obama for what seemed like eternity. When Obama had his orgasm he pulled my face up and gently kissed the small of my neck. I laid back and rested against his chest as Obama smoked the pipe a third time. I then did another three lines of coke and stood up out of the sun roof. As I was standing up out of the sunroof, the wind blew off a baseball style cap that was given to me by a very dear friend. I told the driver to pull over, I got out of the limo and ran down the freeway to recover my cap.
Shortly after recovering my cap, after having a couple more drinks in the limo, we (both Obama & I) decided to call it a night. It was decided that the driver would take me to my hotel first and return Obama to his car after dropping me off.
I told Obama I really enjoyed myself, enjoyed meeting him and hoped to be able to visit Chicago and him again soon. Obama told me he enjoyed himself and no one has ever "sucked" him as good in his life.
Larry Sinclair
DAMN she is gorgeous
Re: Gim –
Jordan aka Katie Price
she's a former glamour model whos famous for having the biggest fake boobies in britain & being in the tabloid, The Sun, as a 'Page Three Girl'
she then did 'I'm a Celebrity, Get me out of here!' - which is similar to Big Brother, but with M-Z list celebrities and in the Australian jungle, which they go on as a publicity stunt. Here she met her husband, Peter Aundrey.
She then came back, released a few songs, which were mighty bad and is now an 'author' of childrens books as well
Who is she and what's wrong with her nose? Looks like someone threw a football at it.
Bill, just because I'm kicking the shit out of your lesbian wife doesn't mean you should come on here and portray yourself as Sinclair. I bet you give better BJ's though.
HEY PEREZ ….I SAW HILLARY THIS MORING! I SHOOK HER HAND!!!
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CHECK ME OUT!!!!!
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HOLLER AT YOUR BITCH!!
Who wants to smell like her nasty coochie?
and we care because…?
Guys in the UK generally don't need lube, as we don't circumcise here unless you're jewish and lube is unnessesary if they have a foreskin.
first off all instead od worrying about sex toys and lastic surgry and all dat shit she should be being depressed about harvy never mind her boobss
Who? No one special? Thought so.
She looks like she has one big fake saggy boob. She needs her boob job re-done. She also needs a nose job, a new hair dresser and eyebrow work. Yuck.
She looks like she has one big fake saggy boob. She needs her boob job re-done. She also needs a nose job, a new hair dresser and eyebrow work. Yuck.
She looks like she has one big fake saggy boob. She needs her boob job re-done. She also needs a nose job, a new hair dresser and eyebrow work. Yuck.
I wonder if any of her sex toys will be packaged with her children's books. What a whore.
Who the hell is she and who the hell cares?
i agree with joey…somebody break that ugly fukin nose?!