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What Took Her So Long???

Filed under: Anglophilia > Jordan

Jordan is coming out with her own line of sex toys.

Finally!

But, that's not all. The former glamour model is also said to be releasing her own line of condoms.

The only thing missing?

Lube! Duh.

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: February 23, 2008 at 4:15 pm

138 comments to “What Took Her So Long???”

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ggggg says – reply to this

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First
VOTE OBAMA says – reply to this

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YOU ARE STILL THE QUEEN OF CUNTS FAT BOY YOU FUCKER.
hi says – reply to this

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first!
me says – reply to this

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WOW..First
Felixthedeadcat says – reply to this

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TOP 10 BABY!
rumfallowy says – reply to this

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Uhhh……she's not that cute. And the only sex toy thats worth anything is a vibrator. PERIOD!
KS says – reply to this

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haha are those pit stains?
UKer says – reply to this

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SHE'S A CUNT.
I HATE THIS BITCH.
HILLARYDISTILLERY says – reply to this

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OPEN LETTER TO HILLARY:

PLEASE GET OUT OF THE ELECTION IF YOU DO NOT WIN TEXAS AND OHIO BY A LARGE MARGIN. TRY TO GET THE VP SPOT
Chip says – reply to this

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And when IS PEREZ coming out with Her own BLOW UP DOLL? I would totally buy one..lol
Nichole says – reply to this

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Maybe she shoould come out with a line of deodarant, Look at her PITS
who cares about this hoe? says – reply to this

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who fucking cares?
COOKIESHAMPOO says – reply to this

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I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES

IS MY SPELLING OK I'VE NEVER HAD TO PLURALIZE DILDO BEFORE….
OBAMARAMA says – reply to this

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WHO IS JORDAN AGAIN?
FELIXTHEDEADCAT says – reply to this

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TOP 25 BABY!!
car says – reply to this

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35th?
ukyank says – reply to this

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I love Jordan! Say what you like, but she's made shedloads of money and she's utterly chav-tastic!!
Segun says – reply to this

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1st! You go girl!
HILLARY_LICKS_CARPET says – reply to this

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WHERE CAN I BUY SOME?
Cary says – reply to this

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Wait.. is that meant to be her on the box?
brad says – reply to this

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who the hell is this slut?
courtney jonas says – reply to this

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what the eff!?!??! her skin is orange. what a fake girl. ehh, more like SHES a sex toy.
Eleanor says – reply to this

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whats the problem with it. and what the heck r u on about her pits? she has a thin white top on and u can see her bra thats all .. idiots .. geeze
marsha says – reply to this

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GROSS!
AERIECHILD says – reply to this

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Re: Loathe Hillary –
YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING
ThePrincessOfMedia says – reply to this

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What kind of guy would but Jordan condoms? lol EeWw.
I Love You Perez! ;D
Dan says – reply to this

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All the luck to her

Shes growing her own empire…
Gim says – reply to this

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1. I still have NO IDEA who this Jordan person is…what does she do, who is she? what the fuck is a glamour model bc this chick looks like a porn star.
2. I love that person who does not like Hilary…either he/she is rich and does not want to see everyone in america get fair healthcare or she's really dumb and buys into the celebretards that are baking up Barama–a man who has a lot to say but has no idea what to do. He is yet again, going to be another puppet.
Sigh.
V.Chavez says – reply to this

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PLEASE PEREZ DON'T F*** WITH KATIE PRICE, IF U ONLT KNEW HOW THEY MISTREATED HER @ DIOR IN BEVERLY HILLS, SEE WHAT DONT U PUT THAT!!!
HILLARY_IS_FRIGID says – reply to this

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FIRST
LeeLeeLee says – reply to this

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nice oompa loompa tan but who the hell is she?
I SAW HILLARY'S PANTIES says – reply to this

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This is all so interesting.
park-glamour-uk says – reply to this

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Sweat stains. How lovely. You would think she could afford deoderant.
LeeLeeLee says – reply to this

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Re: Loathe Hillary – yea we fucking get it, u hate Hillary. you ain't the only one but must u act like a damn broken recordplayer?
$ KAT says – reply to this

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first fuckersssss
i can do it too says – reply to this

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Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
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yet another media whore,yawn says – reply to this

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She herself HAS a plastic vagina so it only makes sense that she would market them too. stank ho.
Castro's the bomb! says – reply to this

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first
annoyed yet? says – reply to this

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Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
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ccrc says – reply to this

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her nose is so big or just it looks so in this pic?
MakMak says – reply to this

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Re: Nichole –
it's not pit stains…she's wearing a white tank under her slightly sheer shirt. just bad lighting for the angle.
perezrocks says – reply to this

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perez for president!!!!!!!!!!
MUM OF THE YEAR? says – reply to this

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I'm sure her daughter will be proud.
chungy says – reply to this

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isnt that the girl who stuck another girls boob in her own bum on video?…ya i hink it is! hahahahahhahahhahahahaha
Eleanor says – reply to this

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Re: park-glamour-uk –

like i said it not sweat staints, duuuh, its her top and a bra behind. american are we?
FREDDY says – reply to this

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DONNA SUMMER IS BACK WATCH OUT !!!!
alfie says – reply to this

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DONNA SUMMER IS BACK WATCH OUT !!!! REALLY
DONNA SUMMER IsI BACK??????
erika says – reply to this

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YES DONNA SUMMER IS BACK !!!!!!
Poor Representation says – reply to this

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Re: Loathe Hillary – What is your problem? If you are an Obama supporter, keep this bullshit up because now people can see the kinds of assholes who support that Muslim cokehead.
joey says – reply to this

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look at her schnoz….that thing looks jacked the fuck up
Get a life says – reply to this

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I'm not surprised at that at all. What I AM surprised about is how many losers come here and post crap on Friday nights. Like they have nothing better to do. Get a life!!!!!!!!
Whore Media Whore says – reply to this

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What does a "woman" who put out the SHITTIEST sex tape EVER know about sex toys?
PSJJ says – reply to this

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She needs a nose job in a major way.
alex says – reply to this

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Re: Nichole – what are u on about u fucking loser u cant even see under her arms
COOKIESHAMPOO says – reply to this

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Re: annoyed yet? – YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES
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YES I AM ANNOYED, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!
kitty_lush says – reply to this

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IM GUESSING U BROUGHT HER BOOK TO AND HAVE ONLY READ UP 2 THAT PART!
Maria says – reply to this

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GOTTA MAKE SOME MONEY DAWG!
Maria says – reply to this

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GOTTA MAKE SOME MONEY DAWG!
I'm RICK JAMES BITCH says – reply to this

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I wouldn't do Hillary and I'm dead!
Miss Ann says – reply to this

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Yeah, it's about time. lol. I'm surprised that's not the first thing she's done. Didn't want to come of too sluty or anything. =P
britain says – reply to this

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oh look… its her old nose…
Barack 'n' Roll says – reply to this

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ew. ewww. EWwwWWWW! Perv. Is that what she wants to be famous for?

VOTE BARACK, PEOPLE!!!
BOLD says – reply to this

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PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE
Frances says – reply to this

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Jordan condoms? Lame!
&hearts says – reply to this

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gotta love katie
lalalalala says – reply to this

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Re: ccrc – it was big in this picture but she has since had surger
lalalalala says – reply to this

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y btw she uses condoms?
SCHNOZZ says – reply to this

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What's up with the prizefighter's nose? What a hog she is. She should have used the money she paid to have those chest bags installed into gettiing a nicer nose. What a skank ho
WHAT A WHORE says – reply to this

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SHE'S GOT THE NOSE OF A PRIZE-FIGHTER!
Jenno says – reply to this

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Hey Perez! Love your site! I think Miley wore that sparkly tie during her concert.
Suzie says – reply to this

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I see this girl on your website all the time and I still don't know who she is.
B says – reply to this

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that is not a pit stain you morons

its where her bra ends - pay attention!
Donkeypuncher says – reply to this

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I got the only toy that she needs!
Jude Starr says – reply to this

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What the hell did she do to her nose? It looks really weird - did she have it "done" recently?
mnjgfh says – reply to this

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Re: PSJJ – Doh!! She has had a nose job. Personally i don't give two flying fucks what all you yanks say, I adore katie/Jordon. She is a great person and over in England she is loved dearly.
haha says – reply to this

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nice sweat stains
mmMmmm says – reply to this

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what does first mean?
Are you thick!! says – reply to this

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Re: haha – Look a bit closer and start reading peps comments, NOT SWEAT STAINS IDIOT!!
TEXAS OBAMA MASSACRE says – reply to this

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Her nose is like an anamorphic orange blob of slut. What fight did she lose?
keira says – reply to this

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wow. she is the definition of classy*
fugly says – reply to this

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She's becoming uglier and faker to me everytime i see another pic of her.
She looks trashy too.
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Obama Gay, Wife is FagHag says – reply to this

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Part 1 of 4. My name is Larry Sinclair, (True), I was born in S.C. (I am not and have not been a resident of S.C. since 1975).
Please understand that the names of the driver, limo company and my hotel are not being disclosed at this time due to the threat of retaliation against them and or their businesses. I assure you they will be forthcoming at the appropriate time.
I was in the Chicago area from November 3, 1999 thru November 8, 1999 to attend the graduation of my God son from the Great Lakes Navy Training Center outside Chicago. While out for a night on the town, I hired a limo. After expressing to the limo driver that I wanted some company for the night with someone who knew Chicago, I was introduced to Barack Obama by my driver at a bar on Rush street. Mr. Obama and I had a few drinks and talked for about an hour or so at the bar. I mentioned to Mr. Obama that I could really use a couple of lines to wake up, as I was really tired but I wanted to do a night on the town while in Chicago. Obama asked if I was referring to coke and I stated I was. Obama then stated he could get it for me.
NICE PIT STAINS, JORDAN! says – reply to this

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Looks like she needs some deodorant!
Obama Gay, Wife is FagHag says – reply to this

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Part 4 of 4. Obama lights the pipe a second time, and afterwards lowered his pants completely to his ankles, while telling me to suck his balls, to lick under his balls and sack.
I continued to perform oral sex on Obama for what seemed like eternity. When Obama had his orgasm he pulled my face up and gently kissed the small of my neck. I laid back and rested against his chest as Obama smoked the pipe a third time. I then did another three lines of coke and stood up out of the sun roof. As I was standing up out of the sunroof, the wind blew off a baseball style cap that was given to me by a very dear friend. I told the driver to pull over, I got out of the limo and ran down the freeway to recover my cap.
Shortly after recovering my cap, after having a couple more drinks in the limo, we (both Obama & I) decided to call it a night. It was decided that the driver would take me to my hotel first and return Obama to his car after dropping me off.
I told Obama I really enjoyed myself, enjoyed meeting him and hoped to be able to visit Chicago and him again soon. Obama told me he enjoyed himself and no one has ever "sucked" him as good in his life.
Larry Sinclair
mooshy says – reply to this

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DAMN she is gorgeous
JORDAN aka KATIE PRICE says – reply to this

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Re: Gim –

Jordan aka Katie Price

she's a former glamour model whos famous for having the biggest fake boobies in britain & being in the tabloid, The Sun, as a 'Page Three Girl'

she then did 'I'm a Celebrity, Get me out of here!' - which is similar to Big Brother, but with M-Z list celebrities and in the Australian jungle, which they go on as a publicity stunt. Here she met her husband, Peter Aundrey.

She then came back, released a few songs, which were mighty bad and is now an 'author' of childrens books as well
chimp says – reply to this

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Who is she and what's wrong with her nose? Looks like someone threw a football at it.
Obama says – reply to this

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Bill, just because I'm kicking the shit out of your lesbian wife doesn't mean you should come on here and portray yourself as Sinclair. I bet you give better BJ's though.
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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HEY PEREZ ….I SAW HILLARY THIS MORING! I SHOOK HER HAND!!!
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CHECK ME OUT!!!!!
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HOLLER AT YOUR BITCH!!
SexyNdaCity says – reply to this

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Who wants to smell like her nasty coochie?
debbie says – reply to this

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and we care because…?
Claire says – reply to this

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Guys in the UK generally don't need lube, as we don't circumcise here unless you're jewish and lube is unnessesary if they have a foreskin.
sxc emo says – reply to this

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first off all instead od worrying about sex toys and lastic surgry and all dat shit she should be being depressed about harvy never mind her boobss
Kim says – reply to this

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Who? No one special? Thought so.
She is ugly says – reply to this

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She looks like she has one big fake saggy boob. She needs her boob job re-done. She also needs a nose job, a new hair dresser and eyebrow work. Yuck.
She is ugly says – reply to this

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She looks like she has one big fake saggy boob. She needs her boob job re-done. She also needs a nose job, a new hair dresser and eyebrow work. Yuck.
She is ugly says – reply to this

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She looks like she has one big fake saggy boob. She needs her boob job re-done. She also needs a nose job, a new hair dresser and eyebrow work. Yuck.
Jordan-Mummy's Little Embarrassment says – reply to this

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I wonder if any of her sex toys will be packaged with her children's books. What a whore.
Kris says – reply to this

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Who the hell is she and who the hell cares?
blewbill&didntswallow says – reply to this

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i agree with joey…somebody break that ugly fukin nose?!

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