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What Took Her So Long???

Filed under: Anglophilia > Jordan

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Jordan is coming out with her own line of sex toys.

Finally!

But, that's not all. The former glamour model is also said to be releasing her own line of condoms.

The only thing missing?

Lube! Duh.

[Image via WENN.]



139 comments to “What Took Her So Long???”

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  1. ggggg says – reply to this
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    First

  2. VOTE OBAMA says – reply to this
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    YOU ARE STILL THE QUEEN OF CUNTS FAT BOY YOU FUCKER.

  3. hi says – reply to this
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    first!

  4. me says – reply to this
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    WOW..First

  5. Felixthedeadcat says – reply to this
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    TOP 10 BABY!

  6. rumfallowy says – reply to this
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    Uhhh……she's not that cute. And the only sex toy thats worth anything is a vibrator. PERIOD!

  7. KS says – reply to this
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    haha are those pit stains?

  8. UKer says – reply to this
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    SHE'S A CUNT.
    I HATE THIS BITCH.

  9. HILLARYDISTILLERY says – reply to this
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    OPEN LETTER TO HILLARY:

    PLEASE GET OUT OF THE ELECTION IF YOU DO NOT WIN TEXAS AND OHIO BY A LARGE MARGIN. TRY TO GET THE VP SPOT

  10. Chip says – reply to this
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    And when IS PEREZ coming out with Her own BLOW UP DOLL? I would totally buy one..lol

  11. Nichole says – reply to this
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    Maybe she shoould come out with a line of deodarant, Look at her PITS

  12. who cares about this hoe? says – reply to this
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    who fucking cares?

  13. COOKIESHAMPOO says – reply to this
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    I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES

    IS MY SPELLING OK I'VE NEVER HAD TO PLURALIZE DILDO BEFORE….

  14. OBAMARAMA says – reply to this
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    WHO IS JORDAN AGAIN?

  15. FELIXTHEDEADCAT says – reply to this
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    TOP 25 BABY!!

  16. car says – reply to this
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    35th?

  17. ukyank says – reply to this
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    I love Jordan! Say what you like, but she's made shedloads of money and she's utterly chav-tastic!!

  18. Segun says – reply to this
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    1st! You go girl!

  19. HILLARY_LICKS_CARPET says – reply to this
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    WHERE CAN I BUY SOME?

  20. Cary says – reply to this
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    Wait.. is that meant to be her on the box?

  21. brad says – reply to this
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    who the hell is this slut?

  22. courtney jonas says – reply to this
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    what the eff!?!??! her skin is orange. what a fake girl. ehh, more like SHES a sex toy.

  23. Eleanor says – reply to this
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    whats the problem with it. and what the heck r u on about her pits? she has a thin white top on and u can see her bra thats all .. idiots .. geeze

  24. marsha says – reply to this
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    GROSS!

  25. AERIECHILD says – reply to this
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    Re: Loathe Hillary
    YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING

  26. ThePrincessOfMedia says – reply to this
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    What kind of guy would but Jordan condoms? lol EeWw.
    I Love You Perez! ;D

  27. Dan says – reply to this
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    All the luck to her :)

    Shes growing her own empire… :P

  28. Gim says – reply to this
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    1. I still have NO IDEA who this Jordan person is…what does she do, who is she? what the fuck is a glamour model bc this chick looks like a porn star.
    2. I love that person who does not like Hilary…either he/she is rich and does not want to see everyone in america get fair healthcare or she's really dumb and buys into the celebretards that are baking up Barama–a man who has a lot to say but has no idea what to do. He is yet again, going to be another puppet.
    Sigh.

  29. V.Chavez says – reply to this
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    PLEASE PEREZ DON'T F*** WITH KATIE PRICE, IF U ONLT KNEW HOW THEY MISTREATED HER @ DIOR IN BEVERLY HILLS, SEE WHAT DONT U PUT THAT!!!

  30. HILLARY_IS_FRIGID says – reply to this
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    FIRST

  31. LeeLeeLee says – reply to this
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    nice oompa loompa tan but who the hell is she?

  32. I SAW HILLARY'S PANTIES says – reply to this
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    This is all so interesting.

  33. park-glamour-uk says – reply to this
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    Sweat stains. How lovely. You would think she could afford deoderant.

  34. LeeLeeLee says – reply to this
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    Re: Loathe Hillary – yea we fucking get it, u hate Hillary. you ain't the only one but must u act like a damn broken recordplayer?

  35. $ KAT says – reply to this
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    first fuckersssss

  36. i can do it too says – reply to this
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    Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
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  37. yet another media whore,yawn says – reply to this
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    She herself HAS a plastic vagina so it only makes sense that she would market them too. stank ho.

  38. Castro's the bomb! says – reply to this
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    first

  39. annoyed yet? says – reply to this
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    Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
    Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
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  40. ccrc says – reply to this
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    her nose is so big or just it looks so in this pic?

  41. MakMak says – reply to this
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    Re: Nichole
    it's not pit stains…she's wearing a white tank under her slightly sheer shirt. just bad lighting for the angle.

  42. perezrocks says – reply to this
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    perez for president!!!!!!!!!!

  43. MUM OF THE YEAR? says – reply to this
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    I'm sure her daughter will be proud.

  44. chungy says – reply to this
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    isnt that the girl who stuck another girls boob in her own bum on video?…ya i hink it is! hahahahahhahahhahahahaha

  45. Eleanor says – reply to this
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    Re: park-glamour-uk

    like i said it not sweat staints, duuuh, its her top and a bra behind. american are we?

  46. FREDDY says – reply to this
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    DONNA SUMMER IS BACK WATCH OUT !!!!

  47. alfie says – reply to this
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    DONNA SUMMER IS BACK WATCH OUT !!!! REALLY
    DONNA SUMMER IsI BACK??????

  48. erika says – reply to this
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    YES DONNA SUMMER IS BACK !!!!!!

  49. Poor Representation says – reply to this
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    Re: Loathe Hillary – What is your problem? If you are an Obama supporter, keep this bullshit up because now people can see the kinds of assholes who support that Muslim cokehead.

  50. joey says – reply to this
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    look at her schnoz….that thing looks jacked the fuck up

  51. Get a life says – reply to this
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    I'm not surprised at that at all. What I AM surprised about is how many losers come here and post crap on Friday nights. Like they have nothing better to do. Get a life!!!!!!!!

  52. Whore Media Whore says – reply to this
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    What does a "woman" who put out the SHITTIEST sex tape EVER know about sex toys?

  53. PSJJ says – reply to this
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    She needs a nose job in a major way.

  54. alex says – reply to this
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    Re: Nichole – what are u on about u fucking loser u cant even see under her arms

  55. COOKIESHAMPOO says – reply to this
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    Re: annoyed yet? – YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES
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    YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES
    YES I AM ANNOYED, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!

  56. kitty_lush says – reply to this
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    IM GUESSING U BROUGHT HER BOOK TO AND HAVE ONLY READ UP 2 THAT PART!

  57. Maria says – reply to this
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    GOTTA MAKE SOME MONEY DAWG!

  58. Maria says – reply to this
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    GOTTA MAKE SOME MONEY DAWG!

  59. I'm RICK JAMES BITCH says – reply to this
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    I wouldn't do Hillary and I'm dead!

  60. Miss Ann says – reply to this
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    Yeah, it's about time. lol. I'm surprised that's not the first thing she's done. Didn't want to come of too sluty or anything. =P

  61. britain says – reply to this
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    oh look… its her old nose…

  62. Barack 'n' Roll says – reply to this
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    ew. ewww. EWwwWWWW! Perv. Is that what she wants to be famous for?

    VOTE BARACK, PEOPLE!!!

  63. BOLD says – reply to this
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    PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE

  64. Frances says – reply to this
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    Jordan condoms? Lame!

  65. &hearts says – reply to this
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    gotta love katie

  66. lalalalala says – reply to this
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    Re: ccrc – it was big in this picture but she has since had surger

  67. lalalalala says – reply to this
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    y btw she uses condoms?

  68. SCHNOZZ says – reply to this
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    What's up with the prizefighter's nose? What a hog she is. She should have used the money she paid to have those chest bags installed into gettiing a nicer nose. What a skank ho

  69. WHAT A WHORE says – reply to this
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    SHE'S GOT THE NOSE OF A PRIZE-FIGHTER!

  70. Jenno says – reply to this
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    Hey Perez! Love your site! I think Miley wore that sparkly tie during her concert.

  71. Suzie says – reply to this
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    I see this girl on your website all the time and I still don't know who she is.

  72. B says – reply to this
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    that is not a pit stain you morons

    its where her bra ends - pay attention!

  73. Sexy Swede says – reply to this
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    Use One of Jordans Vibes and i bet you will Discover a Brand Spanking New STD

  74. Donkeypuncher says – reply to this
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    I got the only toy that she needs!

  75. Jude Starr says – reply to this
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    What the hell did she do to her nose? It looks really weird - did she have it "done" recently?

  76. mnjgfh says – reply to this
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    Re: PSJJ – Doh!! She has had a nose job. Personally i don't give two flying fucks what all you yanks say, I adore katie/Jordon. She is a great person and over in England she is loved dearly.

  77. haha says – reply to this
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    nice sweat stains

  78. mmMmmm says – reply to this
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    what does first mean?

  79. Are you thick!! says – reply to this
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    Re: haha – Look a bit closer and start reading peps comments, NOT SWEAT STAINS IDIOT!!