What Took Her So Long???
Filed under: Anglophilia > Jordan
Jordan is coming out with her own line of sex toys.
Finally!
But, that's not all. The former glamour model is also said to be releasing her own line of condoms.
The only thing missing?
Lube! Duh.
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: February 23, 2008 at 4:15 pm



First
YOU ARE STILL THE QUEEN OF CUNTS FAT BOY YOU FUCKER.
first!
WOW..First
TOP 10 BABY!
Uhhh……she's not that cute. And the only sex toy thats worth anything is a vibrator. PERIOD!
haha are those pit stains?
SHE'S A CUNT.
I HATE THIS BITCH.
OPEN LETTER TO HILLARY:
PLEASE GET OUT OF THE ELECTION IF YOU DO NOT WIN TEXAS AND OHIO BY A LARGE MARGIN. TRY TO GET THE VP SPOT
And when IS PEREZ coming out with Her own BLOW UP DOLL? I would totally buy one..lol
Maybe she shoould come out with a line of deodarant, Look at her PITS
who fucking cares?
I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES I LOVE DILDOES
IS MY SPELLING OK I'VE NEVER HAD TO PLURALIZE DILDO BEFORE….
WHO IS JORDAN AGAIN?
TOP 25 BABY!!
35th?
I love Jordan! Say what you like, but she's made shedloads of money and she's utterly chav-tastic!!
1st! You go girl!
WHERE CAN I BUY SOME?
Wait.. is that meant to be her on the box?
who the hell is this slut?
what the eff!?!??! her skin is orange. what a fake girl. ehh, more like SHES a sex toy.
whats the problem with it. and what the heck r u on about her pits? she has a thin white top on and u can see her bra thats all .. idiots .. geeze
GROSS!
Re: Loathe Hillary –
YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING
What kind of guy would but Jordan condoms? lol EeWw.
I Love You Perez! ;D
All the luck to her
Shes growing her own empire…
1. I still have NO IDEA who this Jordan person is…what does she do, who is she? what the fuck is a glamour model bc this chick looks like a porn star.
2. I love that person who does not like Hilary…either he/she is rich and does not want to see everyone in america get fair healthcare or she's really dumb and buys into the celebretards that are baking up Barama–a man who has a lot to say but has no idea what to do. He is yet again, going to be another puppet.
Sigh.
PLEASE PEREZ DON'T F*** WITH KATIE PRICE, IF U ONLT KNEW HOW THEY MISTREATED HER @ DIOR IN BEVERLY HILLS, SEE WHAT DONT U PUT THAT!!!
FIRST
nice oompa loompa tan but who the hell is she?
This is all so interesting.
Sweat stains. How lovely. You would think she could afford deoderant.
Re: Loathe Hillary – yea we fucking get it, u hate Hillary. you ain't the only one but must u act like a damn broken recordplayer?
first fuckersssss
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
She herself HAS a plastic vagina so it only makes sense that she would market them too. stank ho.
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Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
Hillary Rotten Clinton aka Her Thighness, is finished!
her nose is so big or just it looks so in this pic?
Re: Nichole –
it's not pit stains…she's wearing a white tank under her slightly sheer shirt. just bad lighting for the angle.
perez for president!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sure her daughter will be proud.
isnt that the girl who stuck another girls boob in her own bum on video?…ya i hink it is! hahahahahhahahhahahahaha
Re: park-glamour-uk –
like i said it not sweat staints, duuuh, its her top and a bra behind. american are we?
DONNA SUMMER IS BACK WATCH OUT !!!!
DONNA SUMMER IS BACK WATCH OUT !!!! REALLY
DONNA SUMMER IsI BACK??????
YES DONNA SUMMER IS BACK !!!!!!
Re: Loathe Hillary – What is your problem? If you are an Obama supporter, keep this bullshit up because now people can see the kinds of assholes who support that Muslim cokehead.
look at her schnoz….that thing looks jacked the fuck up
I'm not surprised at that at all. What I AM surprised about is how many losers come here and post crap on Friday nights. Like they have nothing better to do. Get a life!!!!!!!!
What does a "woman" who put out the SHITTIEST sex tape EVER know about sex toys?
She needs a nose job in a major way.
Re: Nichole – what are u on about u fucking loser u cant even see under her arms
Re: annoyed yet? – YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES
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YES I AM ANNOYED, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!
IM GUESSING U BROUGHT HER BOOK TO AND HAVE ONLY READ UP 2 THAT PART!
GOTTA MAKE SOME MONEY DAWG!
GOTTA MAKE SOME MONEY DAWG!
I wouldn't do Hillary and I'm dead!
Yeah, it's about time. lol. I'm surprised that's not the first thing she's done. Didn't want to come of too sluty or anything. =P
oh look… its her old nose…
ew. ewww. EWwwWWWW! Perv. Is that what she wants to be famous for?
VOTE BARACK, PEOPLE!!!
PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE
Jordan condoms? Lame!
gotta love katie
Re: ccrc – it was big in this picture but she has since had surger
y btw she uses condoms?
What's up with the prizefighter's nose? What a hog she is. She should have used the money she paid to have those chest bags installed into gettiing a nicer nose. What a skank ho
SHE'S GOT THE NOSE OF A PRIZE-FIGHTER!
Hey Perez! Love your site! I think Miley wore that sparkly tie during her concert.
I see this girl on your website all the time and I still don't know who she is.
that is not a pit stain you morons
its where her bra ends - pay attention!
Use One of Jordans Vibes and i bet you will Discover a Brand Spanking New STD
I got the only toy that she needs!
What the hell did she do to her nose? It looks really weird - did she have it "done" recently?
Re: PSJJ – Doh!! She has had a nose job. Personally i don't give two flying fucks what all you yanks say, I adore katie/Jordon. She is a great person and over in England she is loved dearly.
nice sweat stains
what does first mean?
Re: haha – Look a bit closer and start reading peps comments, NOT SWEAT STAINS IDIOT!!