Yet Another Reason We Love Her

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RiRi loves art AND fat boys!

Rihanna bought $35,000 worth of art from Todd Goldman as a birthday present to herself.

The Umbrella diva is sending half to her New York apartment and keeping the other half in her Los Angeles home.

She bought several paintings. They are:

"Fat kids are harder to kidnap"
"Goodbye kitty in a microwave"
"Gold digger like a hooker just smarter"
"My mom says not to run scissors"
"Barbie is a slut"
"A salt with a deadly weapon"
"Smurf blue balls"

Smurf blue balls!!!!

    Posted: Feb 23, 2008 at 2:15 pm / Email this  »

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    1. jdlsjfasdf says – reply to this


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      first!?

    2. maryslam says – reply to this


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      primero!!!!

    3. Aline says – reply to this


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      Yes, but why?

    4. meh says – reply to this


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      wow.. for $35,000 you can buy actual art, not just large prints of t-shirt material.

    5. katie says – reply to this


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      haha i love her

    6. Chelsea says – reply to this


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      second? todd goldman is a hack!!

    7. OSAMAN BIN RUNNING FROM THE COPS says – reply to this


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      WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS RIRI SHIT… IT'S GONNA MAKE ME PUKE ITS SO FUCING GAY…
      .

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      AMY WINEHOUSE PUTS ALL THESE HERE TODAY GONE LATER TODAY POSERS TO FUCKING SHAME!!!

    8. shoplcouture@aol.com says – reply to this


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    9. becca says – reply to this


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      yash i love smurf blue balls ken

    10. erlkjfskdfasdfadsdfasdf says – reply to this


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      jsdkfhakjdf

    11. Hillary Clinton says says – reply to this


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      VOTE FOR OBAMA!

    12. Tammy says – reply to this


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      1st…I like taht pic-it's funny, but I wouldnt want in my living room!

    13. mc says – reply to this


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      1st

    14. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


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      DONT GET IT

    15. ToddisaThief says – reply to this


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      Todd steals art.
      Todd is a dirty thief.
      Todd has no talent.

      Re: Schmorky vs Todd
      Goodbye Kitty vs Nekko

    16. HILLARY CLINTON says – reply to this


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      VOTE FOR OBAMA

    17. GOLD says – reply to this


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      CUTE !

    18. Melanie says – reply to this


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      Sorry, but I would NOT want those paintings hanging in my house!

    19. jgjkhg says – reply to this


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      furst

    20. katie says – reply to this


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      love her!!!! 1st!!!!

    21. Mel says – reply to this


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      lovin the art. hilarious

    22. Angela says – reply to this


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      1st?

    23. Jenna says – reply to this


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      Rumer Willis needs the one at the top that says "Even potatos need lovin"

    24. Lauren says – reply to this


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      looks like those boys are stupid ads. lame.

    25. melissa says – reply to this


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      "Fat Kids Are Harder to Kidnap"

      Well, Perezite…. I guess you're in the clear.

    26. AH says – reply to this


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      AHHHHHHHHHHH LOLZZ
      HAI

    27. KING OF MEAN says – reply to this


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      After that crap is on her walls for SIX months, she'll come to her senses, and throw the junk right in the garbage where it belongs. Money and success doens't buy taste. What crap.

    28. Lissa says – reply to this


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      2nd!!!! : )

    29. wai says – reply to this


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      yeaaa

    30. melissa says – reply to this


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      RiRi = diarrhea?
      That WOULD explain her music….

    31. Obama Gay, Wife is FagHag says – reply to this


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      Obama did cocaine in Chicago in the back of a limo with Larry Sinclair in 1999. Sinclair filed suit on Obama and the Democratic National Committee to compel release of this information to the public on 2/11/08. Sinclair took a polygraph test on 2/22/08 and the results will be released to the national media early next week. Check out whitehouse dot com for the details. Bill O"Reilly has stated that he will run with the story next week once he reviews the polygraph. Obama is done…………..

    32. maja says – reply to this


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      first!

    33. Stupidest Things says – reply to this


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      Bullshit! Celebrities waste their money on the stupidest things. That money could have paid off all my college tuition, and loans I had to get. It's hard not to get angry when you hear stupid shit like this.

    34. Obama Gay, Wife is FagHag says – reply to this


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      Obama did cocaine in Chicago in the back of a limo with Larry Sinclair in 1999. Then got his dick sucked. Sinclair filed suit on Obama and the Democratic National Committee to compel release of this information to the public on 2/11/08. Sinclair took a polygraph test on 2/22/08 and the results will be released to the national media early next week. Check out whitehouse dot com for the details. Bill O"Reilly has stated that he will run with the story next week once he reviews the polygraph. Obama is done…………..

    35. Maggy says – reply to this


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      i like that painting we see on the picture but i would looove to kick rihanna's ass and make her eat her umbrella

    36. COOKIESHAMPOO says – reply to this


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    37. Aimée says – reply to this


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      Interesting taste! I would never have thought her to like that sort of art… interesting!

    38. wow says – reply to this


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      wow that guy standing next to Rhianna is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow that guy standing next to Rhianna is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow that guy standing next to Rhianna is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow that guy standing next to Rhianna is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow that guy standing next to Rhianna is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow that guy standing next to Rhianna is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow that guy standing next to Rhianna is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    39. sponsor says – reply to this


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      she has her holding company here www.nevadacorp.org

    40. sam says – reply to this


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      Her taste in art is abysmal.

    41. C.C>L says – reply to this


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      LOVE THE ART WORK!!!=] she's dope!

    42. Judith LePera says – reply to this


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      Aren't these just rip-offs of Natalie Dee comics? I think there is something to the accusations that this man is a thief.

      www.nataliedee.com

    43. Phat Fat says – reply to this


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      Hmmm who cares? Only Perez….that isn't art is it? Looks like T-Shirt material. Perez…u suck. Stop posting about this lame chick. She isn't even talented. She could have donated that money to her home country but she wasted it on stupid as so-called art.

    44. Phat Fat says – reply to this


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      Re: Judith LePera

      of course Rihanna would appreciate rip-off art. Cuz that is what she does. Totally stole FeFe Dobson's style. At first it was Beyonce. Birds of a feather.

    45. FABIo says – reply to this


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      The FAT BOY sure does look like PEREZ!!
      The FAT BOY sure does look like PEREZ!!
      The FAT BOY sure does look like PEREZ!!

    46. Judith says – reply to this


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      These are just ripoffs of Natalie Dee's cartoons.

    47. Nina says – reply to this


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      Haha, see that "Even potatoes need lovin'" one? Rumer Willis needs that one…

    48. illustrator says – reply to this


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      perez, this guy's ripoffs have been well documented. He steals other people's designs. Just google it a little and you will find a ton of stuff.

    49. Nina says – reply to this


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      Jenna-

      Sorry, I didn't see that you had already posted about Rumer/potato head art! Great minds think alike, I suppose!

    50. Miss.K says – reply to this


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      OMG.. you like this guy? He rips off SO MANY artists that I don't even think any of his work is his own original idea. Wikipedia his name and find out all the info you need about this asshole. He's just another greasy Jew who had an uncle that got him his fame.

    51. MORGAN says – reply to this


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      TODD GOLDMAN IS SUCH A HACK. NOT ONLY DID HE STEAL FROM SO MANY OTHERS…..HE ACTUALLY STOLE FROM ME. DON'T BUY ANY OF HIS STUPID SHIT

    52. no says – reply to this


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      Does this cunt not realize she's buying art from an art theif? He doesn't even make his own concepts LOL

    53. Alex says – reply to this


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      Re: Jenna – LOL. so very true.

    54. ToddGoldhamisanArtThief says – reply to this


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      I hope someone tells her that 90% of the art she just bought were blatantly stolen off honest cartoonists..

    55. jessica says – reply to this


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      shes utterly fabulous…im convinced

    56. Alex says – reply to this


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      I hate when shit like that is considered art and is apparently worth $35,000. I can fucking make that myself and those quotes aren't even smart, ANYONE CAN DO IT.

    57. hosfpd says – reply to this


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      that stuff is cute

    58. Punks says – reply to this


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      FYI: Todd Goldman is a plagiarist. :|

    59. such trash.... says – reply to this


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      too bad she's only known for Umbrella.

    60. lizzelizzel says – reply to this


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      Not that you'd care, but Todd Goldman is a confirmed art thief. He regularly scours the internet for other people's work, projects them and traces them on canvas, then sells them for tons of money. The funny thing is, his execution is always so much worse than those he's copying. Seriously, google Todd Goldman art thief, you'll be shocked and amazed. Sadly, the legal system is too expensive for those he steals from to really defend themselves, and he knows that.

    61. william blake says – reply to this


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      goldman is a
      thief
      hack
      no resale value neither
      rihanna needs some help with the art buying
      call madonna

    62. mercury says – reply to this


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      Rihanna is tooooooooo cute for words!!! Love the art, too.

    63. oyvehhhhhhh says – reply to this


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      Celebs are too stupid to have that much money…this is not the kind of art you want so many pieces of…cut to her selling this shit on ebay…

    64. Sorenka says – reply to this


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      Fuck Todd Goldman, he is a talentless thief of other people's art.

      Support Schmorky! Support Schmorky! Support Schmorky! Support Schmorky! Support Schmorky! Support Schmorky!

    65. hollie. says – reply to this


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      shes a fucking chode.

    66. hmm says – reply to this


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      Re: Obama Gay, Wife is FagHag – first this has nothing to do with this post, but neither does the vote for obama comment. However, i do believe he writes about this in a book of his, it has been quite a topic for a while now. I've seen some articles dating back to 2003, i think it was broguht up alot when he was first thinking of running, either way now would be the best time for hillary to bring it up, but republicans might want to wait so its fresh in people's heads at election time if he is the democratic nominee

    67. RIP OFF!!! says – reply to this


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      WHAT A RIP OFF!!! THIS GUY IS THE LOWEST OF LOW! HE STEALS ALL HIS DESIGNS, MAKE IT HIS OWN, AND PROFIT FROM IT!! THIEF!! THIEF!!! THIEF!!!

    68. gallery info says – reply to this


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      for inquiries about Todd Goldman's artwork please contact:

      www.jackgallery.com

    69. amanda says – reply to this


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      how tacky

    70. Dream THeater says – reply to this


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      when she becomes a has-been it'll go up for auction.

    71. travis says – reply to this


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      he's a fucking art thief. a 3rd rate pop artist that steals other people's idea's, im glad she has other people writing for her if she's dumb enough to buy that many peices of shit!

    72. ANTONIO TODD says – reply to this


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      ROBS, MEL N LEANDRA YA ALL GIRLS LOOK FIERCE AS WE BAJANS DOES SAY PLUS LILI WHEN U SAW DE ARTIST NAME DIS U THINK OF ME ,

      LOVING BARBADOS

    73. Sarah says – reply to this


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      Todd Goldman is an art thief:
      www.miketyndall.com/todd_goldman

    74. carla says – reply to this


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      love her!!!!!

    75. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      OMG!! I love the names of the pieces. That is just too funny. TEE HEE!!!

    76. that is not art says – reply to this


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      i can find more beautiful artwork on school folders, you know the ones with the pics of the whales and dolphins.

      what a dumbass she is for spending that kind of money on that stupid shit.

    77. Hot Rod says – reply to this


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      So now you love Rihana because she has HORRENDOUS taste in art???

    78. "YANKEE DOODLE" IS NOT AN AMERICAN DRAWING says – reply to this


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      ……….MY GOD….IT LOOKS AS THOUGH HER TASTE IN ???ART??? IS AT THE LEVEL OF AN SLOW CHILD IN KINDERGARTEN. THE POOR THING HAS SUCH BAD TASTE I WONDER IF SHE COULD DRAW BREATH.
      ………..THIS CARTOONISH "ART" IS FOR THE ART ' VICTIM' WHO HAS MONEY AND NO TASTE…. AN ILL EDUCATED CHILD WHO IS DRAWN TO COLOR AND KITSCH….VISUAL EXPERIENCE AND EDUCATION LEVELS ARE REFLECTED HERE ON A VERY ELEMENTARY AND CHILDISH, NOT CHILDLIKE, LEVEL. VERY EXPLOITATIVE AND, ACTUALLY, QUITE SAD.

    79. Partygirl says – reply to this


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      Partybelt.com!!! Taking drinking to a whole new level!

    80. Tim says – reply to this


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      TODD GOLDMAN IS A CHEAT!!!HE RIPS OFF THE IMAGES HE PAINTS AND SELLS THEM AS HIS OWN!!! HORRIBLE INVESTMENT!!! I'M SURE IF YOU GOOGLE HIS NAME YOU'LL GET THE WHOLE HISTORY OF HIS B.S. HE PISSES ME OFF!!!

    81. GoldmanIsAHACK says – reply to this


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      Re: Phat Fat
      That's because they ARE tshirt designs.
      Goldman is a known HACK and steals other people's designs. Google shmorky vs goliath and you'll see for yourself. HE TRACED OVER SOMEONE ELSE'S ORIGINAL ART and started selling it as an original design tshirt. Anyone who would voluntarily give this douchebag no-talent hack $35k for his lame MSPaint-looking "art" has the intelligence of a pea. Not surprising that someone as comparitively untalented as he is would shell out for this crap. Rihanna can't sing for shit, she vocalizes everything through her nose and her songs sound like shit someone threw together with Fruity Loops and tossed in a crap vocal track sung threw their nose.

    82. Fuchsia says – reply to this


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      $35,000 for THAT? What an idiot.

    83. ThePrincessOfMedia says – reply to this


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      OMG I LOVE HER!!! Umbrella! :D lol I love the posters too! I want some!
      I like " Fat Kids Are Harder To Kidnap " LOL!
      I Love You Perez! ;D

    84. Maxster says – reply to this


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      omg… look in the left corner of that pic… there's even a painting in hommage to Rummer Willis…. "Even potatos need lovin!"

    85. kimmm says – reply to this


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      Re: Jenna – good shit

    86. Michelle Nelson says – reply to this


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      CRAP ART FOR A CRAP POP STAR….

    87. Jorge says – reply to this


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      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Todd_Goldman

      Todd Goldman is a thief! By supporting this bastard, you are supporting plagiarism and preventing the people who really designed the shirts Goldman stole designs from from getting paid!

      Shame on you, Perez!

      Get informed, people!

    88. Meg says – reply to this


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      Perez, why are you linking an art thief? :(

    89. Phil McCracken says – reply to this


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      TODD GOLDMAN STEALS HIS "ART". HE HAS ADMITTED IT.

      Anyone who pays 35k for a stolen bumper sticker slogan is retarded….hmm….RiRi….Retarded…makes sense to me!

    90. Phil McCracken says – reply to this


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      THEIF THEIF THEIF THEIF (and a HACK)……from Wikipedia (because I credit others work…ahem, todd?)

      In response, Goldman has stated, "I made a judgment error and did not research the background of this particular submission. My intention was not to copy Mr. Kelly." He has also stated that he intends to issue a formal apology as well as donate the proceeds of the sale of the piece to Kelly or a charity of his choice; Kelly reported that he has received Goldman's apology. Since Kelly's initial accusation, other bloggers and webcartoonists have joined in criticizing Goldman, saying he has taken characters and ideas from other works, such as from T-shirts designed by Jim Benton and the computer program Neko. Goldman denies these allegations.[4][5]

      On May 3, 2007, Goldman's publicity agent announced that Goldman (who initially dismissed the controversy as "false accusations and blogging" in the contact with the media) and Kelly had reached a settlement: Goldman would pay Kelly the money he earned from the paintings and Kelly would drop the case. However, Goldman's art dealer said that several art galleries stopped showing Goldman's work and the wholesalers who buy Goldman's posters canceled their orders and asked for refunds for unsold stock. "I lost the three biggest poster distributors in America," his art dealer, Jack Solomon, said.[5]

    91. Maria says – reply to this


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      Those paintings are so cute!
      I hope Rhianna dosent go bad like the rest of young hollywood!
      I dont think she will, she is too smart!
      GO RiRi!

    92. DALE says – reply to this


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      Rihanna gave Hilton a blow job so he would say positive things about her LAME!

    93. Rembrandt says – reply to this


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      GOOF ART IS CRAP. FUCK OFF YOU HACK.

    94. Jenna says – reply to this


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      Re: NinaRe: Nina

      Yes they do…it looks just like her…maybe that was the point that guy was trying to make

    95. *Reecey* says – reply to this


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      Ugh Perez!!! Todd Goldman is a confirmed art thief ….. just google Todd Goldman art thief..its all right there..Wow..pretty sad shes supporting art theft.

    96. Jenna says – reply to this


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      Re: hmm

      but then all the coke heads will vote for him…

    97. DALE says – reply to this


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      re: Maria Rihanna smart?! Like when she was asked the question during a article "The name of your album is good girl gone bad what makes you a bad girl?" her response? "I cut my hair" that's the fuckin stupidest thing i've ever heard and isn't her album called "good girl gone bad" unless she's just a complete fake and is part of careful marketing.

    98. GAVIN says – reply to this


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      I OWN ONE OF HIS ART PIECES!!!!
      " BOYS ARE STUPID, THROW ROCKS AT THEM "
      I LOVE IT!!!
      I THINK HE IS PRETTY COOL.

    99. Tray says – reply to this


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      Well pop starlets aren't paid to think, or to find information out on their own before making such a huge buy. You know she didn't think to herself "oh maybe I should do a little research before plastering plagiarized art all over one of my houses." I don't really know how someone could seriously want that stuff everywhere. I mean really…adapt some taste, but then again why should she be just as blended as everything else in the pop media today. Stick to the trends and thats where the money flows..isnt that right Perez..lol!

    100. vanny says – reply to this


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      first off this news is way old and second he IS a thief

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