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Bitch Is The New Black

Filed under: Hillary Clinton > Tina Fey

Tina Fey made a triumphant return to Saturday Night Live this past weekend.

And, the funnywoman had a very important message for America.

Click here to check it out!

Posted: February 24, 2008 at 7:32 pm

374 comments to “Bitch Is The New Black”

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HAYLEY says – reply to this

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I LOVEEE HER!!!
Butterfly_Betty says – reply to this

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I love her, she is so funny!!

http://poustohori.myminicity.com/
high5apparatus says – reply to this

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she was really funny last night… welcome back tFey!
busy says – reply to this

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fag
TIRED OF IT ALL says – reply to this

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SECOND???
meeea!!!!!1 ;) says – reply to this

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love it!!!!
Brooke says – reply to this

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1st
Keli says – reply to this

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Get over it, Tina. Obama is the next President. Go cry in your pillow…
megan says – reply to this

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3rd comment
Perez is RACIST and a Dumb-Dumb. says – reply to this

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Yep…can't wait. "Your woman" is going down for the count, patronizing other democrats that don't like her - just like you are. Well, get ready to work for the McCain campaign, Perez.
TangibleChange says – reply to this

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"Bitches get things done!" Hillary 2008
cookaloo says – reply to this

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what a funny bitch! LOL
Donald says – reply to this

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LOVE HER!!!!!! GO HILLARY!!!!!
gohilary says – reply to this

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love her!!! she is so smart and funny!!!
Rebecca says – reply to this

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what a great monologue….hell yeah. give the bitch a chance!
elias! says – reply to this

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third bitches!
rierie says – reply to this

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it wasnt all that funny…
crap!
JD says – reply to this

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Loved it!!!!
mygollymissholly says – reply to this

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love her!
superman says – reply to this

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OBAMA can't be stopped!! sorry gals.
David says – reply to this

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Damn straight!
Love that girl.
blancbabe says – reply to this

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Listen to Tina, not Oprah!!!
TangibleChange says – reply to this

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@#10
Your right Obama will win the nomination but he will lose in the general election. He will be the Black McGovern, go look it up. Dems have brought this on themselves. If you want inspiration, go to church, don't seek it from politicians of all people, lol. Holla!
liz says – reply to this

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AH-MAZ-ING!
winifred says – reply to this

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youtube is down in the UK.
Laura De says – reply to this

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=/ I deem this olded, P-Daddy. Sorry.
kate says – reply to this

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love it!
denice says – reply to this

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i love it!
Hem says – reply to this

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Tina is an old whore and not funny.
shayla says – reply to this

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i thought that was HILARIOUS….and as I told others…theres a new t-shirt.
shirleeQ says – reply to this

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I'm one of the feminists that have come far enough to realize that you don't have to vote for a woman.

Thanks for the line Tina.
shoegirl says – reply to this

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hillarious. SNL last night seemed very pro hillary. YAY! can't figure out why people are so crazy over obama.
Obama Smoked Crack And Had Gay Sex says – reply to this

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Re: superman – Superman at 20, Obama smoked crack cocaine and had gay sex in Chicago in the back of a limo with Larry Sinclair in 1999, when Obama was a state representative in the Illinois legislature. Sinclair filed suit on Obama and the Democratic National Committee to compel release of this information to the public on 2/11/08. Sinclair took a polygraph test on 2/22/08 and the results will be released to the national media early next week. (He passed with flying colors.) Check out WHITEHOUSE DOT COM for the details. Bill O"Reilly has stated that he will run with the story next week once he reviews the polygraph.
spdgrl says – reply to this

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stupid bitch. nobody gives a fuck what she thinks. she ruined SNL
taylor says – reply to this

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I love tina fey, you go girl.
Obama Smoked Crack And Had Gay Sex says – reply to this

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Re: Keli – Hey Keli at 8, Obama smoked crack cocaine and had gay sex in Chicago in the back of a limo with Larry Sinclair in 1999, when Obama was a state representative in the Illinois legislature. Sinclair filed suit on Obama and the Democratic National Committee to compel release of this information to the public on 2/11/08. Sinclair took a polygraph test on 2/22/08 and the results will be released to the national media early next week. (He passed with flying colors.) Check out WHITEHOUSE DOT COM for the details. Bill O"Reilly has stated that he will run with the story next week once he reviews the polygraph.
Prissy Chick says – reply to this

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Tina Fey is NOT funny! Glad she is not on SNL anymore and probably hosted as a favor to Lorne Michaels. The show is swirling down the drain and I don't think it can be saved. Missed Maya Rudolph!
Hillary HATES JESUS says – reply to this

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tina fey is the bomb
jess says – reply to this

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haha
I love Tine Fey. HILARIOUS.
FINALLY! says – reply to this

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Re: HAYLEY – i would just like to say that FINALLY someone can be the REAL first person to comment and they dont have to be fucking annoying and write FIRST!! that is so fucking gay and i wish people would just grow the fuck up!
mtg says – reply to this

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WOW, now I officially can't stand Tina Fey. What gives this woman the right to make political statements on a Sketch Comedy show? This world is going to hell. Stick to the funny honey. We don't care who you want us to vote for.
scroll says – reply to this

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that was fucking lame.
AMEN MY BITCHES says – reply to this

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Finally a smart, funny and famous person with enough balls to back Hillary!!! Go Bitches!!! Momma needs to clean house!!! VOTE HILLARY!!!
WiseGirl says – reply to this

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She is so right. I'm still holding out for Ohio and Texas. Come on girl you can do this.
AWP says – reply to this

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I LOOOOOVVVVVEEEEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lolo says – reply to this

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Hell yeah!!!
felixthedeadcat says – reply to this

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Let me hear ya say, "TOP 50"
neeks says – reply to this

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ehhh, shes funny, dont care for hilary either way and some comedienne isnt going to change that
Jooli says – reply to this

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That's fucking awesome. I love Tina Fey. GO HILLARY !!!!! It's your duty America to vote for Hillary!!! Do it now! Don't be fooled by the Obama Hype!
amanda says – reply to this

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I saw this last night and she is sooo effing right. I was hoping you were gonna post it. oh perez!
nance says – reply to this

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i
Leigh says – reply to this

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Well since Nader announced his intentions today, I will have someone to vote for because if Hillary isn't the nominee, I'll be damned if I vote for Obama. Nader is the new Clinton!
mia says – reply to this

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boring.
not funny at all.
Rachelle says – reply to this

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I LOVE TINA and i LOVE HILLARY! GO BITCHES!!!!
Go GIRL!!! says – reply to this

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LOVE IT!!! VOTE HILLARY!!!
Hitler is Hillary's IDOL says – reply to this

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I want to see Tina in Playboy
Molly says – reply to this

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Thank you Tina Fey!!! People are turning to Obama for no reason, no one seems to care that he has no PLAN to change America. Just because you say that you can change America at every rally doesnt mean you know how to. He has no expierence with international affiars……. kinda like Bush.

I am voting for Hillary now and if she doesn't get the nomination I will vote for McCain.
holly says – reply to this

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dumb bitch. lets elect a woman who allows her husband to disrespect her.. yeah thats feminism
Olives says – reply to this

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That needs to be on a t-shirt!
N says – reply to this

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GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!! GO HILARY!!!!!!!!!
PRgirl says – reply to this

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THANK YOU, Tina Fey!!!!! Hillary for Prez!
Karen says – reply to this

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Tina Rocks! I really admire her incredible sense of humor!
Stepher says – reply to this

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YA GIRL!
gymo says – reply to this

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What was Tina's rant against Oprah for? did Oprah say something about her?

New ABC poll:
Hillary agaiinst McCain Hillary loses 40 - 45
Obama against McCain, Obama wins 47 - 40
barbarab says – reply to this

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Tina .you opened my eyes a lot of stuff, what you said is so true, thanks for bringing it to our attention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A VOTE OF HILLARY IS A WASTED VOTE says – reply to this

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FUNNY BUT WHY SUPPORT A LOOSER?
GET IT IN YOUR HEAD says – reply to this

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OBAMA IS GUNNA WIN, GET OVER IT PEREZ.

OH, AND STAY THE FUCK OUT OF POLITICS…DONT FUCKING ABUSE YOUR POWER JUST BECAUSE YOUR KNOW PEOPLE READ YOUR STUPID PAGE
leonel says – reply to this

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i fucking LOVEEEE HER!!

voteee for Hillary!!
jai says – reply to this

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I LOVE IT! Thank you for sharing!!!
B. SMIT says – reply to this

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i luv tina. i luv hillary. this country got bush 2 terms so i guess its unlikely this country will go with the best candidate hillary. we'll get another idiot in office.
trump says – reply to this

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did someone say this bit was funny?
THE TRUTH says – reply to this

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OBAMA WINS, GET OVER IT
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j says – reply to this

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go hilary!!!
WHAT says – reply to this

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khiiiii
Elle says – reply to this

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Hillary 2008!! Thx Tina!
Lady M says – reply to this

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Tina Fey… you are the shit!!!!! I am hearting you so much right now.
Erin says – reply to this

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LOVES IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20/20 says – reply to this

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I thought she was trying to be funny, not really supporting Hillary. Hillary is a bitch, but not in a good way and she has really showed her true colors over the last couple of days.
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT says – reply to this

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OBAMA WINS, GET OVER IT
OBAMA WINS, GET OVER IT
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s says – reply to this

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I am so tired of celebrities sharing their political views. Do they honestly think they are true representatives of our country? Why would I put any stock into what Tina Fey, America Ferrara or PEREZ HILTON have to say about who should or shouldn't be our country's next president? I like Tina Fey as a comedian/actress, and this website makes me laugh, but please leave the politics to the politicians!!!
i speak the TRUTH says – reply to this

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VOTE HILARY!

OBAMA IS ALL TALK. HE STEALS SPEECHES FROM PEOPLE!!! OBAMA SMOKES!! OBAMA IS AN ISLAM!!!! OBAMA'S WIFE HAS NEVER BEEN PROUD OF THIS COUNTRY UNTIL NOW!!!! OBAMA ISN'T OFFERING UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE!!! OBAMA USED TO DO DRUGS!!!! OBAMA HAS NO EXPERIENCE!!!! OBAMA'S "CHANGE" MIGHT NOT BE GOOD!!!

HILLARY MEANS WHAT SHE SAYS!!! SHE DOESN'T STEAL SPEECHES!!! SHE'S A CHRISTIAN!!! HILLARY'S HUSBAND BILL MADE OUR COUNTRY AMAZING IN THE 90'S!!!!! HILLARY IS GOING TO HAVE UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE!!! HILLARY HAS ALWAYS BEEN GOOD. HILLARY HAS EXPERIENCE AND THE POWER TO CHANGE OUR COUNTRY AND TURN US BACK IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION!!!!
Booooo! says – reply to this

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Re: Obama Smoked Crack And Had Gay Sex –

Guess what? That's all just HEARSAY for now. Why don't you post the stats about Larry Sinclair? Ha, not exactly a great track record, dear. I'm sorry, but I'd rather trust the word of Obama over a crazy homeless man who brought this to light so he could get off of the streets.
UM says – reply to this

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HILARY WINS, GET OVER IT!
HILARY WINS, GET OVER IT!
HILARY WINS, GET OVER IT!
HILARY WINS, GET OVER IT!
HILARY WINS, GET OVER IT!
HILARY WINS, GET OVER IT!
HILARY WINS, GET OVER IT!
HILARY WINS, GET OVER IT!
HILARY WINS, GET OVER IT!
HILARY WINS, GET OVER IT!
perezonhisperiod says – reply to this

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I LOVE YOU TINA FAYE!!!!!!! HILLARY IS THE BEST CANDIDATE!
10 OUT OF 10 SHEEP LOVE "BA" "ROCK" "OH" "BA" "MA" (say it in the sheep voice) BA BA BA FUCK O BAAAAA MA!
Travis says – reply to this

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Yea like she knows anything. I hate Hillary Clinton. :]
Obama Smoked Crack And Had Gay Sex says – reply to this

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Re: gymo – Bullshit & Horseshit "gymo" at 66. Obama smoked crack cocaine and had gay sex in Chicago in the back of a limo with Larry Sinclair in 1999, when Obama was a state representative in the Illinois legislature. Sinclair filed suit on Obama and the Democratic National Committee to compel release of this information to the public on 2/11/08. Sinclair took a polygraph test on 2/22/08 and the results will be released to the national media early next week. (He passed with flying colors.) Check out WHITEHOUSE DOT COM for the details. Bill O"Reilly has stated that he will run with the story next week once he reviews the polygraph.
rue21 says – reply to this

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thanks for posting this!
go says – reply to this

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GO HILLARY CLINTON. ILLINOIS LOVES YOU. OBAMA SUCKS
GO HILLARY CLINTON. ILLINOIS LOVES YOU. OBAMA SUCKS
GO HILLARY CLINTON. ILLINOIS LOVES YOU. OBAMA SUCKS
GO HILLARY CLINTON. ILLINOIS LOVES YOU. OBAMA SUCKS
GO HILLARY CLINTON. ILLINOIS LOVES YOU. OBAMA SUCKS
Melody says – reply to this

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David says – reply to this

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I love Tina Fey, she's awesome. :]
jenlyn75 says – reply to this

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Don't love Hilary Clinton so much, but love Tina Fey!!! She is hilarious.
PaulaP says – reply to this

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It doesn't matter, hillary cant win.
She would have to win 65% of the vote in Texas and 65% of the vote in Ohio just to catch up to Obama, Tina Fey is one stupid bitch.
Obama Smoked Crack And Had Gay Sex says – reply to this

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Re: A VOTE OF HILLARY IS A WASTED VOTE – Re: GET IT IN YOUR HEAD – Hey 68 and 69. Obama smoked crack cocaine and had gay sex in Chicago in the back of a limo with Larry Sinclair in 1999, when Obama was a state representative in the Illinois legislature. Sinclair filed suit on Obama and the Democratic National Committee to compel release of this information to the public on 2/11/08. Sinclair took a polygraph test on 2/22/08 and the results will be released to the national media early next week. (He passed with flying colors.) Check out WHITEHOUSE DOT COM for the details. Bill O"Reilly has stated that he will run with the story next week once he reviews the polygraph.
La says – reply to this

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Right on
Aimee says – reply to this

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Perez, stop with the politics already and stick with the entertainment gossip blog. I noticed how you didn't post how she lost in recent HI/WI votes. Either report on ALL candidates, or don't bother at all.
Mel says – reply to this

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Re: i speak the TRUTH – Obama is an Islam? WTF? First of all, its MUSLIM (Islam is the name of the religion). Second, he's NOT an "Islam". And third, even if he was an "Islam" why do you care?? Are you really that prejudiced?? I thought this was America - you know, land of the FREE, where you should be able to practice your own beliefs WITHOUT being scrutinized! Feels like Nazi Germany the way some of you talk about Muslims.
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HJ says – reply to this

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That was hilarious! Go Hillary!
Dara says – reply to this

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AHHH I'm SO glad you posted this!!!! PLEASE make a tee shirt saying bitch is the new blacccck!!!!
bitch says – reply to this

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BITCHES GET THINGS DONE!
BITCH IS THE NEW BLACK!!!
loveloveLOVEit says – reply to this

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I eFFing love Tina Fey! And thank God somebody finally has the balls to come out on television and publically speak their mind. I'm sorry all you Obama fans but he just doesn't have the experience. Not even close. Most obvious thing out there

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