Hot New Couple Alert!!!

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The lezbosphere is in a tizzy…and so are we!!!

We're still shocked and thrilled that singer/songwriter Sia has come out as a lesbian.

Now, sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that she's already got a new girlfriend!

Sia is dating none other than Le Tigre's J.D. Samson, insiders tell us.

We're so jealous! J.D. is our crush!

Posted: Feb 24, 2008 at 8:06 pm / Email this »

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#1
RIOS says – reply to this

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2nd
RIOS says – reply to this

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yesssssssssssssssssssss
#3 says – reply to this

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hot
vbn says – reply to this

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OBAMA '08. You can't stop it, fatty!
M says – reply to this

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that explains a lot of what was in that article…
kc says – reply to this

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2nd wait shes bi? cuz that loks like a guy
megan says – reply to this

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1st bitched
letigreeeeee says – reply to this

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HELL YEAH!
mtg says – reply to this

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That's a girl? That is disgusting. This world has severe problems.
Laura De says – reply to this

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Can't slap my seal of approval on that hook-up.
I'm about to throw up says – reply to this

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That's the most disgusting thing. THAT'S A GIRL???? GROSS!
Ingrid says – reply to this

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9th
sophie says – reply to this

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what?
cookiemonmon says – reply to this

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first!!!
obama rama ding dong says – reply to this

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this is going to be a busy night
j.p. says – reply to this

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I dont get it, why doesnt she just date a guy then? that girl looks like a guy! im gay too but i want a masculine man not a girly guy.. i dunno, maybe im stupid
sam says – reply to this

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If you are into mustaches, why not date a guy? Really, Perez, I thought you were all about glamor. There is nothing glamorous about Samson.
amy says – reply to this

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isn't he a man?
kre says – reply to this

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I'm confused… are they both girls?
osmanandene says – reply to this

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i dont get it, if shes a lesbian how can she go out with a boy
Annabel Chong says – reply to this

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Well, Perezito,…I am one sick, kinky bitch…but you're gonna have to explain this one to me. Who is what to whom? (Note proper use of "whom".) And I mean on each of about half a dozen levels.
ummm says – reply to this

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thats a girl on the left it looks like a boy?
Scarlett says – reply to this

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I don't get it… Shes a girl, a lesbian, but she blatantly tries to look like a man??

Not trying to be closed or shallow minded.. I have a lot of gay friends and my best friend in the whole world is gay.. but i just cant understand the reasoning there..

Please explain..?
sheena says – reply to this

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i dont get it thats a guy
jamie says – reply to this

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I am so fucking confused.
Me says – reply to this

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If she's a lesbian, why is she dating a guy…
hillary licks carpet says – reply to this

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who the fuck are these two?
DL says – reply to this

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"She's straight but her boyfriend is a girl." LOL
www.markpedley.net says – reply to this

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If she's a lesbian… why is she dating a guy?!
This post has confused me!

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Mara says – reply to this

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Wait is that a man or a woman. Talk about a diesel dyke. JD could pass as a man, It's always the butch ones that eat poon real good.
ghjghj says – reply to this

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LOVE THEM!!!!
al says – reply to this

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cute!
marky says – reply to this

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is DJ guy or girl if tis is lesbo?
confused says – reply to this

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isn't that a dude..
amanda says – reply to this

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ok, so i'm confused.

isn't that a dude? and she's a lesbian? …huh?
WHA THE HELLL says – reply to this

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thats a girl?!?!?!??!!! UGHHH
emily says – reply to this

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wait she is a lesbo?/ itsnt that a dude up there she is dating?? im confused
disko says – reply to this

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J.D is a girl! she looks like a guy because thats how she wants to be. nothing wrong with that. shes from the band LeTigre.

they make a cute couple. im happy for them.

viva the lesbians!!
anon says – reply to this

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what is that thing?
deseree says – reply to this

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i didnt even know that wasnt a man!
Me says – reply to this

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Ooooh… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JD_Samson
christine says – reply to this

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that's a girl?!
Mara says – reply to this

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I'm guessing because of the facial hair she might be a female to male transexual.
littlemiss says – reply to this

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isnt J.D. Samson a guy?
deseree says – reply to this

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Thats another woman? damn fooled me
Wait what?? says – reply to this

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I understand she's a lesbian, but isn't that a guy?????
Natalie says – reply to this

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That's a guy? With a moustache?
Qat says – reply to this

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That's a fucking female to the left!? I don't understand..
HAG SALAD! says – reply to this

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They can fucking HAVE each other!!! Jesus CHRIST! These bitches couldn't be nastier if you fucking drew dicks on them!!! The one on the right looks like a dancing Captain Kangaroo tranny– while the one on the left looks like a ripped hormone-therapy hot-dog wearing a fucking toupee and some kind of testosterone-fart moustache!!! If this isn't some kind of sign for the end of the fucking WORLD, then someone should just pull the fucking PLUG!
oh wow says – reply to this

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omfg J.D looks exactly like my drama teacher ms i
Jenn says – reply to this

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who is the dude in the first picture?
Asa says – reply to this

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ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm………………………….. wut?
arielle says – reply to this

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Samson joined Le Tigre in 2000 as a replacement for Sadie Benning after working as the band's projectionist. She is also a member of the band The New England Roses and a member of electro-punk artist Peaches' live band, The Herms with Radio Sloan and Samantha Maloney. In 2006, Samson collaborated with Junior Senior on the song "Can I Get Get Get". Her stage persona is purposely androgynous.

'purposely androgynous'
calm down assholes.
Go Ask Alice says – reply to this

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JD Samson (born August 4, 1978, Cleveland, Ohio) is the stage name of Jocelyn Samson, a member of the feminist electropunk band Le Tigre. Samson grew up in the Cleveland suburb of Pepper Pike, Ohio and attended Orange High School. She came out as a lesbian at age 15. She graduated from Sarah Lawrence College in Bronxville, New York in 2000 with a degree in film.
what?? says – reply to this

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I'm confused — pls clarify? Is the photo on the left of a woman???????????? I think there is a mistake…
MALE HORMONE JAMBOREE! says – reply to this

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I always KNEW Sia was a BOTTOM!!!! Songbird looks like Captain Kangaroo on Ecstacy while her momboy fucking date looks like Freddy Prinze with a fucking beaver for a mouth. NASTY NASTY NASTY!!! Amazing that this SUPERNOVA OF HIDEOUSNESS is fucking REAL! It's kind of like if a garbage truck could wear a wig and fuck a dead whale on the beach… I can't really find the right analogy for the vomitous vision of these crones hooking up!
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just because a girl has a mutashe doesn;t mean she wants to be a man, everyone has facial hair but some choose not to get rid.

People should grow and maybe she is in love with the person and not her gender.
mc says – reply to this

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jd samsons real name is JOCELYNNNN
shes actually a woman
get it right guysss
Samantha says – reply to this

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Okay. Here is what I don't understand. If you are a gal and you like gals, fine. But WTF? Why like a girl that looks NOTHING like a girl??? Why not just like guys, if your girlfriend looks and acts like a guy??? Why not just go for guys? Whateva!
scottie says – reply to this

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ummm…
I'm having trouble believeing that that is a girl.
*She* has: a mustache, unibrow, hair UNDER HER ARMS, etc…
I'm sorry, but that's wierd. REALLY wierd if you ask me.
I know that it's normal in other countries, but, does *she* live in that country or something? Then maybe that will explain it… but… it's still GROSS.
I'm gay. So I'm not saying this cause I don't get gay people. I just don't understand why she would do that… it's just strange…
scottie says – reply to this

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oh, and that's not a "Hot New Couple"….

whatever… I guess if they are happy…
But I just don't understand it…
tez says – reply to this

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Yep, I totally called it. Comment #54 in the last Sia post.
roxy says – reply to this

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Sia sounds like Tori Amos
candice says – reply to this

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J.D. is a girl!
She's from the band Le Tigre.
I love their music so much, they've been one of my favorite bands for years..
but personally.. my crush is on Kathleen Hanna.. lol.
Milky Way says – reply to this

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I love Sia!! Ever since she sang for Zero 7, I've loved her beautiful voice.
Boing goes the kangaroo says – reply to this

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I'm Australian and I've never fucking heard of Sia.

Her girlfriend looks like a man; UGLY either way.
Ewwww!!! says – reply to this

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Who the fuck are these dykes?
Anonymous says – reply to this

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I love J.D. She's even hotter in real life.
FUK ME RUNNIN says – reply to this

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IS THAT A CHICK ON THE LEFT WITH A STARTER MUSTACHE?? WTF???
EWWWWWWWWWW.
brittany says – reply to this

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WTF! Is that a guy or girl?Looks like guy, has facial hair like a guy,has a guy name! That has to be a guy, a gay guy, or a major lez
Kristen says – reply to this

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I didn't know who JD was so I looked her up and it turns out she graduated from my high school a few years before me that's so odd!
Clementine says – reply to this

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that is so totally cool.
and kinda cute, but J.D.S. needs to shave the stashe.
Judi says – reply to this

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Wasn't JD Sampson in the movie Shortbus?
Christine says – reply to this

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this doesnt make any sense thats a boy and girl- but shes a lesbian??
Amber says – reply to this

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OH my goddddd. I love Le Tigre. You go girls!
thetruth says – reply to this

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Sia and Jocelyn Rachel Samson….two scumbags who deserve each other…..Sia "stalked" JD to become her Love-a……Did she forget to mention that JD was already in a committed relationship for over 2 years and JD proceeded to cheat on her girlfriend with her new shrimp on the barbie while playing the innocent and when questioned on her indiscretions she just denied them. Did Sia say how her emotions over rode her common sense in dealing with other people and their loved ones…..and their real problems…..Sounds like JD needs to get some clarity on the situation…..hope crocodile lumpy is there for her when the cookie starts to crumble….
thetruth says – reply to this

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THIS JUST IN………
How can Sia and JD be in a "solid" relationship…….word thru the grapevine is that JD has been on suicide watch and pumped full of prozac since she lost her "one true love"……whats the real deal? Inquiring minds want to…..oh no , wait a minute….no one really gives a shit about these two people…..Hey Perez, I am beginning to think you got duped onto printing this story up to give these two hurting bitches some publicity……lets do the math , shall we:
No one + nobody = no one gives a shit……It's the new math y'all!
michael says – reply to this

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le tigre is the shit. you should all stop being so close minded.
jordd says – reply to this

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uhhh is that a girl??
shocking. "she" got mee..
carrieocity kills says – reply to this

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SO Jealous! jd samson is such a dreamboat:)
katie says – reply to this

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i'd like to know why her girlfriend has a perv 'stache?
kelly says – reply to this

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wait. thats a girl?
arrr says – reply to this

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This can't be true!!!

or then JD is a cheater.

I saw her at the Funky Buddha in Chicago last week and she was all grinding on another girl…looks like Sia is getting played.
slashslut says – reply to this

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that's a girl????? really?????? the one on the left????? huh . . .
Brianna says – reply to this

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This is the most amazing news EVER. I love J.D. LOVE LOVE LOVE
Kayla says – reply to this

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JD Sampson is NOT a guy kids! LOL. His/her real name is Jocelyn. I had the same reaction as alot of you and had to look it up! lol. I guess I don't get it either why she would want a woman that looks like a dude. But hey, whatever tickles their pickle!
c&c music factory says – reply to this

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Re: arrr –
thetruth don't lie! J.D. has never been true to any of her girlfriends. Hmmm, thats a pretty misogynistic feminisit to me? Isn't that kind of like an oxymoron? Or wait, isn't that a palindrome? A palindrome is something like, "Did JD DJ say as JD DJ did?"not likely.
d.c. lez says – reply to this

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YAY!! I *heart* J.D. Samson. Tigre 4 life. Dykes can dance. RECOGNIZE.
Silver Wire says – reply to this

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SAMSON: This mustache I’ve grown since puberty has left me stuck in “the public.” I’m used to people looking at my hermy face. But I actually feel better now that I can be a positive image for other dykes with facial hair. I spent way too much time afraid to look anyone in the eye on the street, but when I’m onstage or when someone recognizes me, I feel much more comfortable sportin’ my ’stache with bells hanging from it.
boomsy says – reply to this

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I don't get it; boy or girl?
jen says – reply to this

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[re=1592104]Re: Loathe Hillary[/re

you're an idiot.
paul says – reply to this

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Re: HAG SALAD! – Funniest thing ive read for ages.. i agree that if these people are real and not some kind of sick joke, the end is near.
Paul says – reply to this

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Re: MALE HORMONE JAMBOREE! – Now THIS is the funniest thing ive read in about 2 minutes - since the last comment i replied to.
THEY ARE BOTH NASTAY AS HELL says – reply to this

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EWWW THAT IS SO FUCKING GROSS EW
BklnBusHopper says – reply to this

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I call bull on this one - moustachio is shaaaaady!
No more than two weeks ago I was standing at a bus stop in Brooklyn where not ten feet away, JD Samson was begging and crying (loudly) for this tall brunette to take her back/forgive her/love her, blah blah blah blah. It was freaking surreal.
like it iz says – reply to this

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the ladies who are hating only hate because they spend so much time and money waxing and bleaching their own frothy upper lips.
keepin it real says – reply to this

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oh please!
JD is to Sia — what JD's mustache is to JD, A GIMMICK!
JukeboxLuke says – reply to this

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As a transman/feminist/ex-lesbian, a fan of Le Tigre and of JD, I have to say "rock on" to Perez for knowing who JD Samson is and for being a supporter of 'lezbots' in general. For the facial hair phobic, JD has a tattoo on her chest that says 'mustache' so, folks, she knows who she is. So let's live and let live, huh? To Perez and all of the truly accepting queers and allies out there, in the words of Le Tigre, just Keep On Livin'.
mystery says – reply to this

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JD SAMSON is a cheating douche bag. she is a misogynist. she cheated on her LIVE IN GIRLFRIEND of 2 years and lied about it to her FACE! HER GF is a DOLL!!!! JD is a real piece of work. girl has another thing coming.