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How Do We Say This Delicately???

Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Jessica Alba

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Hideous!!!!
Hideous!!!!
Hideous!!!!

Hey, at least she's smiling.

Jessica Alba is pregnant, and even her baby is embarrassed with her Academy Awards outfit.

Plumage looks great on birds - not movie stars!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

380 comments to “How Do We Say This Delicately???”

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  1. sk says – reply to this


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    cow

  2. christina says – reply to this


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    i like it : )

  3. Alicia says – reply to this


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    Coming from the person who wore a "Hello Kitty" shower hat on the red carpet, ok Perez! What next, diet advice, hair style tips?

  4. micky says – reply to this


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    ew
    1st

  5. MovieMadness says – reply to this


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    She looks beautiful to me. Perez you just don't like her…assface

  6. micky says – reply to this


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    ew
    1st

  7. Hawker1 says – reply to this


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    No way! FIRST!!!

  8. asd says – reply to this


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    awww

  9. Angie says – reply to this


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    I don't think she looks that bad..

  10. lauren says – reply to this


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    hmm i think she looks gorgeous.

    6th?

  11. NicholasJace says – reply to this


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    eww. its ugly!
    and shes so pretty.
    what a shame

  12. Lilly says – reply to this


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    What?! That's a gorgeous dress and she's wearing the hell out of it!

  13. y says – reply to this


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    Wrong perez i dislike her but she looks GORGEOUS!!!!!

  14. jessica alba sucks!!! says – reply to this


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    i don't like her at all, she's such a slut!

  15. La-la says – reply to this


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    she still looks pretty… and probably 6th??

  16. Monica says – reply to this


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    3rd? Um she's such a bitch I really can't stand her anymore and her douchebag man.

  17. Malicious says – reply to this


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    probably not first

  18. If says – reply to this


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    She wore the perfect dress and looked fabulous (which, I will say this dress isn't perfect) you would still slag on her. I think she looks just fine but you just really can't see her through your hatred. Just don't post anything about her and that can be her punishment for saying her grandfather wanted to assimilate into American culture. Exile from Perezville is far worse than death.

  19. longdizzle says – reply to this


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    first!!

  20. Albathebeautiful says – reply to this


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    She looks amazing! Perez, you have been blinded by your gayness.

  21. lala says – reply to this


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    i think she actually looks pretty good

  22. LeonA'$ Gho$t says – reply to this


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    Always an Oscar attendee, never an Oscar Winner!

  23. Rachel says – reply to this


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    I think it's a beautiful dress….you wouldn't know high fashion if it kicked you in the ass.

  24. rgrg says – reply to this


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    1st

  25. michaela says – reply to this


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    ew

  26. b says – reply to this


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    shut up perez… she looks great

  27. kd says – reply to this


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    she looks stunning for being preggers

  28. Nelson says – reply to this


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    I doubt this outfit is hideous!
    She looks good. How could you say her baby would be embarrassed of it's mother?
    I am embarrassed for you Perez!

  29. um?! says – reply to this


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    ur gay.. she looks gorgeous!

  30. oscarwatcher says – reply to this


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    like the purple

  31. Scala says – reply to this


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    ITS NOT THAT BAD! YOU WORE A SHOWER CAP TO THE BRITS!

  32. dan says – reply to this


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    Pretty fug, I have to agree with Perez. That hair is awful.

  33. Mee... says – reply to this


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    first…I think…
    this is a pretty bad and ugly dress but the color IS kinda nice…

  34. Sarah says – reply to this


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    yea not a good color on her

  35. zoe says – reply to this


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    1st

  36. nicole says – reply to this


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    she doesn't look bad at all you lard ass bastard

  37. dana says – reply to this


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    She looks GREAT!

  38. DeeDee says – reply to this


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    Agreed.

  39. Melanie E!! says – reply to this


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    FIRSTT!!?!?!?!!?!?!

  40. superwoman says – reply to this


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    first
    oh feathers why

  41. Gaby says – reply to this


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    I once thought Jessica Alba could pull off any outfit, now I think she can't. This is hideous. She looks like a plum with feathers. Gross

  42. dee says – reply to this


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    uhh actually…news flash shes GORGEOUS whether you like her or not that dress is the right colour and shape for her

  43. sarah says – reply to this


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    I think that she looks great! Most of the stars are wearing dresses similar.

  44. !! says – reply to this


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    I cANT SEEEEEEEEEE the website

  45. onehotmess says – reply to this


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    It's funky! You just wish you could wear feathers to well Perez!

    Third!!!!

  46. Ariella says – reply to this


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    yea, and she copied sienna miller's hairstyle from the oscars a few years ago.
    COMPLETELY UNoriginal.

  47. JACKIO says – reply to this


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    Are you freaking kidding me perez, you are on crack! She looks stunning! You have your own issues with her but there is no way around it she is beautiful and you take her words and turn them around, sick sick man.

  48. helen says – reply to this


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    she said she is in her 3rd trimester but she is due in june WTF?

  49. mommkf says – reply to this


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    Shut up, Perez. Its way too obvious that you know nothing about what looks nice on a woman.

  50. Leslie says – reply to this


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    IT'S BEAUTIFUL. You're crazy man.

  51. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU says – reply to this


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    OMG!! PEREZ! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?? SHE LOOKS STUNNING IN THAT DRESS! YOU ARE THE ONE WITH THE BAD SENSE OF STYLE..

  52. aed says – reply to this


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    oh no she's gonna have kids??

  53. jackie says – reply to this


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    i think its pretty! she looks good :)

  54. Lisa says – reply to this


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    I think she looks beautiful! She's glowing!!!

  55. She Looks Great says – reply to this


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    Quit being such a hater. She is honest and she looks great. I've seen the shit you wear out in public and you really shouldn't comment on attire!

  56. yourfriend says – reply to this


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    are you kidding me? she looks great! your antipathy toward her is affecting your judgment.

  57. Kaye says – reply to this


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    I think she looks beautiful.

  58. Krista says – reply to this


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    I know she's pregnant but still, that is the most unflattering dress. The color is all wrong, her hair is horrid, and feathers? Did I miss something about the Oscar's being in Vegas this year?

  59. Jennifer says – reply to this


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    I think she looks pretty

  60. Rebecca says – reply to this


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    she dosent look THAT bad.

  61. L says – reply to this


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    Oh whatever, just cause u dont like her? she looks good :)

  62. lovely says – reply to this


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    she looks like Ursula from The Little Mermaid….eek

  63. Val says – reply to this


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    I think this is a BEAUTIFUL dress. Who are you to talk about fashion though, seriously?
    Let's be honest - she looks stunning and happy.
    Gorgeous choice of maternity wear.

  64. Jrace says – reply to this


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    WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT!!!!! ITS GORGEOUS!

  65. JD says – reply to this


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    Perez calling Alba's outfit hideous. What else is new? Perez is prejudiced towards Jessica. There's nothing that she does that Perez will be impressed about.

  66. Anuschka says – reply to this


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    I don't like Jessica Alba - but the dress is beautiful.

  67. whathuh? says – reply to this


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    i think shes made some dumb comments lately but I kinda like this dress. the color is so pretty.

  68. Brit says – reply to this


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    I think its gorgeous, whoever said it looks bad is stupid and doesn't have any taste

  69. tess says – reply to this


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    I think she looks gorgeous. Wayyyyy better than Jennifer Garner.

  70. laura says – reply to this


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    why is she even at the Oscars??

  71. mak says – reply to this


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    its okay, she is pregnant, most women look terrible

  72. kate says – reply to this


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    because you definitely know fashion…
    she looks amazing.

  73. TimeZone says – reply to this


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    You missed on this one, Perez. How can you call Kristin Chenoweth's macabre black gauze old lady dress "one of if not 'the' best" and then dis this gown and updo which is classic in a lovely deep burgundy??
    .
    You that's right, you hate anything Alba does and have zero objectivity about her.

  74. UKer says – reply to this


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    I JUST SAW HER BEING INMTERVIEWED BY KATE THORNTON ON UK TV, SHE LOOKED GORGEOUS AND WAS VERY SWEET, I DON'T GET WHY YOU HATE HER SO MUCH.

  75. e says – reply to this


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    not a fan of hers, STILL have to disagree with you. but its okay, my perezie, fashion's just not what you know.

  76. Eryn says – reply to this


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    Perez she looks gorgeous. Get over your STUPID dislike for her. She says she doesn't like being labeled a LATINA because she was born here. I don't see anything wrong with that, I find it more annoying that there are people who are of Latin descent but want nothing to do with their heritage, but have no problem exploiting it to get publicity…. like o say you. Be Latin be proud but don't shun those who were born and raised American, with Latin Heritage who consider themselves first and foremost if not completely American. You don't see me exploiting my Native american, Scottish, Spanish, roots to gain the approval of others. You are being narrow minded and dare I say it Racist for acting like she's a HORRIBLE person. You EXPLOIT celebrities for a living and have the balls to call Papparazzi monsters.

  77. kristin says – reply to this


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    She looks beautiful and happy. You are just jealous you're not a girl, and because she doesn't flaunt her heritage and beg for attention like some spanish people, *ahem*

  78. I'M TOO SEXY FOR THIS BLOG says – reply to this


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    I'D STILL SHOOT MY LOAD OVER ON THAT DRESS

  79. Obama Smoked Crack And Had Gay Sex says – reply to this


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  80. breesd says – reply to this


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    Don't hate her just because she wouldn't take a picture with you. How about you grow up?

  81. comment says – reply to this


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    sick dress. 10% fabric. 90% furby

  82. Roadwork says – reply to this


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    Its a nice dress & look, it just needs some delicate neck jewelery to match the light feathers.

  83. Roadwork says – reply to this


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    Its a nice dress & look, it just needs some delicate neck jewelery to match the light feathers.

  84. Wow! says – reply to this


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    I think she looks great. Once you have it up your a** for someone, you don't cut 'em a break, do you Perez?

  85. kevykev says – reply to this


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    i actually thought she looked amazing!!! great color, great style!

  86. vetusvates says – reply to this


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    Perez, you are dead wrong on this one. That dress is beautiful. A beautiful color. Simply beautiful.

  87. stephanie says – reply to this


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    i loved her dress.

  88. ahdm says – reply to this


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    You are an idiot. Simplemente estupido.

  89. jen! says – reply to this


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    ugh she she sucks so bad!!!!!!!!!
    she is pretty but always looks like a miserable bitch

  90. didi says – reply to this


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    Perez, you have never something nice to write about Jessica Alba. But anyway….I like her dress and the color suits her very well.

  91. matt says – reply to this


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    Perez, do you even remember you natural hair color? Jessica looks great! I just want to knock her man Cash to the side and marry her my damn self.

    Quit hating her Perez! Your just wasting it! Isn't their enough hate going around our world?

  92. caty says – reply to this


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    I know you don't like her Perez, but come on, she looks lovely in that dress.

  93. ali bubu will not win says – reply to this


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    Ralph freakin Nader is in the race, who the fuck does he think he is? I guess he thinks he'll beat Ali Bubu/cocaine/gayguy dude in a limo smoking crack. Yea, like we need a crackhead for a president. He'll have us fighting with the whole world at once. vote for hillary, she knows what to do and she has no secrets.

  94. amy says – reply to this


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    I know YOU hate her Perez- but that dress looks GREAT. Get over yourself!

  95. Disturbed says – reply to this


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    Oh come on Perez - like we didn't already know you were going to hate Alba no matter what she wore? LOL

  96. Aimée says – reply to this


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    I think it's lovely. She's radiant!

  97. Glamiris says – reply to this


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    Her boyfriend is a punk. On the E live coverage Ryan Seacrest asked her a series of offensive questions about her pregnancy and he just stood there and let her take it. Who the hell punks out to Ryan Seacrest?

  98. ana says – reply to this


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    i think she is a dumb asssssssssssssss!!!!! always such a bad mood!!!!!
    you rule perezito

  99. Daisy says – reply to this


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    HEIDI KLUM ALLLL THE WAY! What a killer dress!!! It will go down as one of the all time greats!

  100. Alys says – reply to this


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    man, shut the fuck up perez! you dress like shit every day of your life! shut your mouth, you really shouldnt be the one to critisizing anyone!

    p.s; your so fugly

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