How Do We Say This Delicately???
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Hideous!!!!
Hideous!!!!
Hideous!!!!
Hey, at least she's smiling.
Jessica Alba is pregnant, and even her baby is embarrassed with her Academy Awards outfit.
Plumage looks great on birds - not movie stars!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: February 24, 2008 at 8:52 pm




cow
i like it : )
Coming from the person who wore a "Hello Kitty" shower hat on the red carpet, ok Perez! What next, diet advice, hair style tips?
ew
1st
She looks beautiful to me. Perez you just don't like her…assface
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1st
No way! FIRST!!!
awww
I don't think she looks that bad..
hmm i think she looks gorgeous.
6th?
eww. its ugly!
and shes so pretty.
what a shame
What?! That's a gorgeous dress and she's wearing the hell out of it!
Wrong perez i dislike her but she looks GORGEOUS!!!!!
i don't like her at all, she's such a slut!
she still looks pretty… and probably 6th??
3rd? Um she's such a bitch I really can't stand her anymore and her douchebag man.
probably not first
She wore the perfect dress and looked fabulous (which, I will say this dress isn't perfect) you would still slag on her. I think she looks just fine but you just really can't see her through your hatred. Just don't post anything about her and that can be her punishment for saying her grandfather wanted to assimilate into American culture. Exile from Perezville is far worse than death.
first!!
She looks amazing! Perez, you have been blinded by your gayness.
i think she actually looks pretty good
Always an Oscar attendee, never an Oscar Winner!
I think it's a beautiful dress….you wouldn't know high fashion if it kicked you in the ass.
1st
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shut up perez… she looks great
she looks stunning for being preggers
I doubt this outfit is hideous!
She looks good. How could you say her baby would be embarrassed of it's mother?
I am embarrassed for you Perez!
ur gay.. she looks gorgeous!
like the purple
ITS NOT THAT BAD! YOU WORE A SHOWER CAP TO THE BRITS!
Pretty fug, I have to agree with Perez. That hair is awful.
first…I think…
this is a pretty bad and ugly dress but the color IS kinda nice…
yea not a good color on her
1st
she doesn't look bad at all you lard ass bastard
She looks GREAT!
Agreed.
FIRSTT!!?!?!?!!?!?!
first
oh feathers why
I once thought Jessica Alba could pull off any outfit, now I think she can't. This is hideous. She looks like a plum with feathers. Gross
uhh actually…news flash shes GORGEOUS whether you like her or not that dress is the right colour and shape for her
I think that she looks great! Most of the stars are wearing dresses similar.
I cANT SEEEEEEEEEE the website
It's funky! You just wish you could wear feathers to well Perez!
Third!!!!
yea, and she copied sienna miller's hairstyle from the oscars a few years ago.
COMPLETELY UNoriginal.
Are you freaking kidding me perez, you are on crack! She looks stunning! You have your own issues with her but there is no way around it she is beautiful and you take her words and turn them around, sick sick man.
she said she is in her 3rd trimester but she is due in june WTF?
Shut up, Perez. Its way too obvious that you know nothing about what looks nice on a woman.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL. You're crazy man.
OMG!! PEREZ! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?? SHE LOOKS STUNNING IN THAT DRESS! YOU ARE THE ONE WITH THE BAD SENSE OF STYLE..
oh no she's gonna have kids??
i think its pretty! she looks good
I think she looks beautiful! She's glowing!!!
Quit being such a hater. She is honest and she looks great. I've seen the shit you wear out in public and you really shouldn't comment on attire!
are you kidding me? she looks great! your antipathy toward her is affecting your judgment.
I think she looks beautiful.
I know she's pregnant but still, that is the most unflattering dress. The color is all wrong, her hair is horrid, and feathers? Did I miss something about the Oscar's being in Vegas this year?
I think she looks pretty
she dosent look THAT bad.
Oh whatever, just cause u dont like her? she looks good
she looks like Ursula from The Little Mermaid….eek
I think this is a BEAUTIFUL dress. Who are you to talk about fashion though, seriously?
Let's be honest - she looks stunning and happy.
Gorgeous choice of maternity wear.
WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT!!!!! ITS GORGEOUS!
Perez calling Alba's outfit hideous. What else is new? Perez is prejudiced towards Jessica. There's nothing that she does that Perez will be impressed about.
I don't like Jessica Alba - but the dress is beautiful.
i think shes made some dumb comments lately but I kinda like this dress. the color is so pretty.
I think its gorgeous, whoever said it looks bad is stupid and doesn't have any taste
I think she looks gorgeous. Wayyyyy better than Jennifer Garner.
why is she even at the Oscars??
its okay, she is pregnant, most women look terrible
because you definitely know fashion…
she looks amazing.
You missed on this one, Perez. How can you call Kristin Chenoweth's macabre black gauze old lady dress "one of if not 'the' best" and then dis this gown and updo which is classic in a lovely deep burgundy??
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You that's right, you hate anything Alba does and have zero objectivity about her.
I JUST SAW HER BEING INMTERVIEWED BY KATE THORNTON ON UK TV, SHE LOOKED GORGEOUS AND WAS VERY SWEET, I DON'T GET WHY YOU HATE HER SO MUCH.
not a fan of hers, STILL have to disagree with you. but its okay, my perezie, fashion's just not what you know.
Perez she looks gorgeous. Get over your STUPID dislike for her. She says she doesn't like being labeled a LATINA because she was born here. I don't see anything wrong with that, I find it more annoying that there are people who are of Latin descent but want nothing to do with their heritage, but have no problem exploiting it to get publicity…. like o say you. Be Latin be proud but don't shun those who were born and raised American, with Latin Heritage who consider themselves first and foremost if not completely American. You don't see me exploiting my Native american, Scottish, Spanish, roots to gain the approval of others. You are being narrow minded and dare I say it Racist for acting like she's a HORRIBLE person. You EXPLOIT celebrities for a living and have the balls to call Papparazzi monsters.
She looks beautiful and happy. You are just jealous you're not a girl, and because she doesn't flaunt her heritage and beg for attention like some spanish people, *ahem*
I'D STILL SHOOT MY LOAD OVER ON THAT DRESS
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Don't hate her just because she wouldn't take a picture with you. How about you grow up?
sick dress. 10% fabric. 90% furby
Its a nice dress & look, it just needs some delicate neck jewelery to match the light feathers.
Its a nice dress & look, it just needs some delicate neck jewelery to match the light feathers.
I think she looks great. Once you have it up your a** for someone, you don't cut 'em a break, do you Perez?
i actually thought she looked amazing!!! great color, great style!
Perez, you are dead wrong on this one. That dress is beautiful. A beautiful color. Simply beautiful.
i loved her dress.
You are an idiot. Simplemente estupido.
ugh she she sucks so bad!!!!!!!!!
she is pretty but always looks like a miserable bitch
Perez, you have never something nice to write about Jessica Alba. But anyway….I like her dress and the color suits her very well.
Perez, do you even remember you natural hair color? Jessica looks great! I just want to knock her man Cash to the side and marry her my damn self.
Quit hating her Perez! Your just wasting it! Isn't their enough hate going around our world?
I know you don't like her Perez, but come on, she looks lovely in that dress.
Ralph freakin Nader is in the race, who the fuck does he think he is? I guess he thinks he'll beat Ali Bubu/cocaine/gayguy dude in a limo smoking crack. Yea, like we need a crackhead for a president. He'll have us fighting with the whole world at once. vote for hillary, she knows what to do and she has no secrets.
I know YOU hate her Perez- but that dress looks GREAT. Get over yourself!
Oh come on Perez - like we didn't already know you were going to hate Alba no matter what she wore? LOL
I think it's lovely. She's radiant!
Her boyfriend is a punk. On the E live coverage Ryan Seacrest asked her a series of offensive questions about her pregnancy and he just stood there and let her take it. Who the hell punks out to Ryan Seacrest?
i think she is a dumb asssssssssssssss!!!!! always such a bad mood!!!!!
you rule perezito
HEIDI KLUM ALLLL THE WAY! What a killer dress!!! It will go down as one of the all time greats!
man, shut the fuck up perez! you dress like shit every day of your life! shut your mouth, you really shouldnt be the one to critisizing anyone!
p.s; your so fugly