How Do We Say This Delicately???

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Hideous!!!!
Hideous!!!!
Hideous!!!!

Hey, at least she's smiling.

Jessica Alba is pregnant, and even her baby is embarrassed with her Academy Awards outfit.

Plumage looks great on birds - not movie stars!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: Feb 24, 2008 at 8:52 pm / Email this »

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Jeanne says – reply to this

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She looks beautiful!
CK says – reply to this

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I don't like her but she looks damn good. She not all ematiated like normal and looks healthy. Go girl.
courtney says – reply to this

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She looks great. you just don't like her.
Me says – reply to this

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Why don't you like her? Did she snub you or something?
Obsessed says – reply to this

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She looks like an eggplant and where is the asshole? they are never seen together anymore
deedee says – reply to this

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Ryan Seacrest asking her if she planned on breast feeding.

What the hell was he thinking?
Perez Sucks says – reply to this

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Compared to Perez's perfect features, hair, and style, everyone is hideous.

(YES THAT WAS SARCASM.)

You fuckin' retard. She would be gorgeous in a paper sack.
Shane says – reply to this

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Perez, ur such a total ass. You dont like her so you just have nothing good to say about her. I think she looks beautiful, AND way better than some of the other outfits that you thought were great.

But then what is to be expected from you when you called the other actress/singer fat, ha ha haaaaaaa…

hey pot, this is kettle, ur black.
Nurse Ratchett says – reply to this

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Perez, I don't know if you noticed but Penelope Cruz has some tassle type plummage on her HIDEOUS dress. I like Jessica Alba's dress. The color is a helluva lot nicer. Give the girl a break.
Absolutely Gorgeous says – reply to this

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What are you on crack Perez? Your hatred of this woman has colored all judgments on the topic of Ms. Alba. Sorry, but she looks fabulous. So, you hate her. FINE. We get it. But don't make a complete ass of yourself trying to blast her at any possible opportunity…you're becoming a little ridiculous.
missem says – reply to this

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2nd or 3rd tri??? WHich one ???
Hey why is it that Jessica said shes in her "3rd tri" when every other interview she has stated that she is due late spring early summer, which would make her in her 2nd tri??? Is she affraid she's too big for her 2nd tri already? The girl has issues big time someone find the truth on this matter please!
fabulous says – reply to this

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I won't even bother to read other posts. I think she looks great. Quit hatin' just to hate!
Michie says – reply to this

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you are nuts…she looks fabulous…great color and great dress.
bb says – reply to this

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she looks great. i bet perez would have liked it if dita von teese wore it.
Alexis says – reply to this

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she looks gorgeous.. just rip the feathers out please!
Nati says – reply to this

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I think it's wonderfull!
C says – reply to this

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The dress is lovely, but would have been stunningly beautiful without the feathers. The color is flattering, and the lines of the dress flow gracefully. Her hair has also been done very nicely. I don't understand why you think the dress is hideous. Because of the feathers? She's pregnant for cying out loud. Should she have worn a flowered moo-moo?
che says – reply to this

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I THINK SHE LOOKS NICE, LIKE A GODESS
cvety_th_bulgaria says – reply to this

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ooooh shut up everybody shes the best
NY says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKS GOOD! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DISS PEOPLE WHO DESERVE IT!
Sorr you're so jealous of her, Perez ... says – reply to this

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… but nothing you say will detract from the fact that she looked gorgeous!
Aldees says – reply to this

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I like it!
your so mean says – reply to this

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I think she looks great !!!
Goldilocks says – reply to this

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I like it and thinks it looks nice. perez, your hatred for this woman is throwing off your judgement
cecilia says – reply to this

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Now, Perez, down boy… You LOVED the 'plumage' on Penelope Cruz a few photos back.
mickey says – reply to this

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she looks good! way better than cameron's ugly dress. at least the color is pretty if nothing. but it's a pretty dress.
sTAR says – reply to this

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You are sooo biased. Plummage not good on her but it makes Penelope gorgeous? Your not biased your racist.
sTAR says – reply to this

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Oh and women dress for men, women and themselves…..not gay men?? They are irrelevant in the decision making.
OverlargebodypartNettie says – reply to this

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Pretty!!!
Joanne says – reply to this

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I like it!!!
Jane says – reply to this

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Dude, give her a break, she looks absolutely stunning!
laura says – reply to this

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I think that she looks gorgeous! She has the pregnancy glow going on!
jackie says – reply to this

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I thought she look awful. Poor girl.
e says – reply to this

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Beautiful dress! Pretty girl! You got this one wrong Perez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ThisGirl says – reply to this

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Oh shut the fuck up. The only reason you're criticizing this woman is because you have some sick fascination with hating people who don't agree with you or don't have much in common with you.
That dress looks fabulous… and the color is absolutely stunning on her.
What the fuck did you expect her to wear? A skin tight leather dress? Would that be more "appropriate" to your liking?

Fat loser!
asdjhsadj says – reply to this

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jessica alba is gorgeuos
get a fuckin life perez
Spiffy says – reply to this

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I think she looks absoluely gorgeous. The dress is a beautiful shade of purple. I am not a big fan of Jessica but she does look good.
Aye Aye says – reply to this

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She looks fine. At least she doesn't have clownface like Anne Hathaway.
alberta says – reply to this

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I think she looks beautifull in that dress…
Ugly the dress and make up of the White Witch…she looked so pale and X…nothing elegant…and Cameron Diaz, nice dress but no hair stylish..
Candi says – reply to this

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Shut up you fucking fat gay pig. She looks pretty!!
Sunshine says – reply to this

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Perez - She is gorg! She could look good in ANYTHING! Come on now?!
sarah says – reply to this

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i think she tried to copy jlo when she was covering up her pregnacy, but didnt quite work out as nicely..
Traceejen says – reply to this

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I think this dress is gorgeous. It was one of my favorites. You always poop on Jessica Alba. I don't know anything about her except that I love this dress. P. Cruz's dress had feathers and you LOVED it. Why the hatin'?
BT says – reply to this

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I love your objectivity!!! Look in the mirror one time pink boy, you would then realize what an "embarrassment" is.

As always, Miss Alba looks very classy and radiently beautiful.
jc says – reply to this

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i think she was the best dressed of the night…dont let your dislike of someone cloud your judgement
mary says – reply to this

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You call yourself a Queen and you don't like fur or feathers! What kind of a gay boy are you?
Grace says – reply to this

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Where's the star??????????????????????????????????
hey says – reply to this

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heyy if u hate her just say it,
hk says – reply to this

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fuck off, she looks amazing you dick shit
Stunning Alba. says – reply to this

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The drape, style, simplicity and color of Alba's gown are exquisite. Keep in mind that Perez likes Heidi Klum's too short silver disco sequins. Enough said.
Ashley says – reply to this

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Perez have You EVER looked in the mirror she looked beautiful and well as for you you're hideous!
nunyabiznass says – reply to this

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How the hell can you say that you like Penelope Cruz's dress, and not Jessica Alba's??? That's INSANE! I think she looks beautiful!!
Jay says – reply to this

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Are you kidding? That dress is stunning.
p says – reply to this

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She looks gorgeous and does her dress. im not too fond of her hair. if u hate her because of the latina thing thats fine, but dont make false statements about her outfit. shes pregnant for god's sake.
BEAUTIFULJESSICA!!! says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKS SOO EFFING GORGEOUS….PEREZ STOP BEING MEAN SHES SOOO AMAZING!!!!!

x0×0x0×0x
JESSICA ALBA IS THE MOST STUNNING CHICK, HER DRESS IS SOO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!
ruth says – reply to this

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i thin she looks gorgeous!
M@RKO says – reply to this

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What the hell is Jessica Alba even doing at the Oscars? She's not even a good actress. In fact, she's talentless.
bosslady says – reply to this

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I think her dress is beautiful, she is stunning. And she's a nice girl Perez….
soraya says – reply to this

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she s nice but i hate her she s snob, hey chica come down
bridgette says – reply to this

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I SENSE SOME JEALOUSY FROM PEREZ HILTON!
hahahahah
Nette says – reply to this

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She looks good….your dumb if you don't think so.
glam says – reply to this

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perez, you're an idiot! her dress is gorgeous and so is she. and you, YOU are a mad cow!
chelsea says – reply to this

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Re: MovieMadness –
with good reason!
jessica alba is a total bitch,
and that dress IS heinous!
AgentGiggles. says – reply to this

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It seems like she's trying to pull a preggers Katherine Zeta Jones but can't quite manage.
Tania says – reply to this

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C'Mon Perezzers! We all know you hate Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba, but the dress is GORGEOUS and she looks pretty. Be honest! Being a gay man, you should realize that Jessica got it right this time. Still LUV ya though! xoxoxox
Chelsea says – reply to this

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yeah i actually really love the dress
Natalie Fabian Alba says – reply to this

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LOoks good!
Sanjay says – reply to this

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fliss says – reply to this

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She was actually one of the best dressed..and she has that gorgeous mummy glow!
carrie74 says – reply to this

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Perez you whore she lookes amazing and the color of the dress was gorgeous! Quit hating on her so much or should she crumble, hit rehab, and throw her baby under the bus for you?
lily says – reply to this

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she is not deserve to be beautiful
rio says – reply to this

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Wow she looks amaaaazing! Perez you just being a stupid bitch now! Fucking Katerine Heigl looks like a clown Icky Icky Pooooooo!
Kenney says – reply to this

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Get over it Perez.

She looks beautiful and the dress is pretty too.
you suck says – reply to this

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I think that she is absolutely gorgeous and it pisses me off that you are always so mean to her. If I wasn't addicted to what's happening in Hollywood, I don't think I would come to this site. No wonder the world has become such a hate filled place. You know what else pisses me off? The fact that you can have diahrea(sp) of the mouth and spread hate about her, but people can't say crap about race, religion, political views, or sexual orientation without it being a hate crime. Where the hell is the justice in this none-sense?
Not Relevant says – reply to this

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PEREZ I READ YOUR SITE ALOT, SOMETIMES I LAUGH AND FEEL GUILTY ABOUT YOUR COMMENTS. BUT, JESSICA ALBA LOOKED ABSOLUTELY STUNNING AT THE ACADEMY AWARDS. YOU HAVE SOOOO MUCH HOSTILITY AGAINST HER ABOUT A COMMENT SHE MADE. LET IT GO! LET IT GO! LET IT GO! CONSIDER ALL THE COMMENTS YOU HAVE MADE.
carol says – reply to this

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I love you Perez. !!
She is horrible.
Brazil say hello!
asd says – reply to this

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What's wrong with it? I like it and she looks gorgeous
Alex says – reply to this

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i like this dress,.. its good for pregnant woman to experiment - it may not b FAB U LASH but hey,.. shes pretty its pretty,…

i like it,…
She's a b*tch. says – reply to this

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That is all.