If Only She Ate A Sandwich!

Filed under: Renee Zellweger

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Renee Zellweger's dress looked stunning at the Oscars on Sunday.

Her? Not so much.

We just wanna feed her!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

    Posted: Feb 24, 2008 at 10:55 pm / Email this  »

    335 comments to “If Only She Ate A Sandwich!”

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    1. oscarwatcher says – reply to this


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      she always looks messy-she could be so much cuter

    2. oscarwatcher says – reply to this


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      she always looks so messy-she could be so much cuter

    3. yo madre says – reply to this


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      NO NECK

    4. Ashley says – reply to this


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      She looks amazing!!!! Good for her!!

    5. EW says – reply to this


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      Re: oscarwatcher – HEAD LOOKS PHOTOSHOPPED ONTO BODY, LMAO

    6. Ashley says – reply to this


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      You're right - she is lacking a neck?!?!?!?!….

    7. ERIS STARtle says – reply to this


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      She's so ugly. Hell, no matter how much weight she loses, her head still looks like a bloated alien.

    8. Anna Wintour says – reply to this


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      She looks stunning, she is not to skinny, the is the image we want in our magazines, I am the editor in chief of vogue and i think she looks gorgeous,

    9. Danz says – reply to this


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      She needs to learn posture. Poor girl looks like she left her neck in the limo.

    10. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


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      ANOTHE FUGLY BETCH IN HOLLYWOOD

    11. Dira says – reply to this


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      Whoa, scary man in the background.

    12. Controversyz says – reply to this


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      wow… skinny.. ick

    13. Jacob says – reply to this


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      She looks healthy too me. . First by the way. . Not everybody in America has to be over weight. .

    14. Sebastian says – reply to this


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      she looks healthy.

    15. ashley says – reply to this


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      agreed, shes too skinny. looks like a feed the children commercial.

    16. Jessica Simpson says – reply to this


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      • ○ 28th? • ○

      I wore a dress similar to that on the VH1 awards a long time ago….except mine was gold!

    17. elizabeth says – reply to this


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      i think she looks amazing
      i wish my body looked liek that

    18. Emily says – reply to this


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      Yeah! her head looks too big for her body. Cover her head with your hand and imagine what a head on that body should look like…then remove your hand!!!!! yikesssssss

    19. Charz says – reply to this


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      skinnnnny, holy mac. wtf is up with this "Skinny" thing, can people be normal and eat a fkn meal or two.

    20. Euni says – reply to this


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      Poor, starving Oscwhore.

    21. ugg says – reply to this


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      She always looks like someone drove a motorcycle across her face and smashed it.

    22. jen says – reply to this


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      BOBBLEHEAD

    23. John Travolta says – reply to this


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      Renee is a whore. A former hooker and now just a cheap slut.

    24. kar says – reply to this


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      if she looks this thin on film, we can only guess how thin she looks in person. I saw Debra Messing in person during her heyday, and she looked like a lollipop head. so sad….

    25. mariya croft says – reply to this


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      i think she looks fine. i love her dress….her facial expressions could use some work though…

    26. yadayada says – reply to this


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      I think she looks good for her.

    27. kristin says – reply to this


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      gross gross

    28. Saea says – reply to this


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      feed her bacon…

      stepenAmurphy.com

    29. brittany says – reply to this


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      LOL!!! shes like a stick.

    30. courtney says – reply to this


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      whats with the super short hair?

    31. The Future Perz- Julia says – reply to this


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      Kerwlio! I've never been this close to #1 She iz sooooooooooo thin! dammit!

    32. Darth Nihilus says – reply to this


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      what a smelly twat…..FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!

    33. slammer says – reply to this


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      HEY! SHE'S STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A BLONDE POTATO HEAD!!!

    34. hugo says – reply to this


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      she looks weird

    35. gossipgrl says – reply to this


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      She looks scary. Crack kills.

    36. kayleigh says – reply to this


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      ew bobble head.

    37. stef says – reply to this


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      just cause u run doesnt mean u stop eating too!!

    38. The Future Perz- Julia says – reply to this


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      Wow, reely skinnyful

    39. littlemissbad says – reply to this


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      i would have loved to wear this to my prom…

    40. Julia says – reply to this


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      I noe right?

    41. BRITNEY RULES says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    42. Angie says – reply to this


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      lollipop

    43. katy says – reply to this


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      i think its just the way shes posing her head..

    44. OMG says – reply to this


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      she needs to eat something…bacon cheeseburgers are good for her.

    45. Grace says – reply to this


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      Boo!

    46. chelsea says – reply to this


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      she looks cute and the dress is AMAZING.
      but she does need to eat something
      and her foot looks deflicted.

    47. elocin says – reply to this


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      Someone get that bitch a cookie!

    48. kris says – reply to this


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      what is with her foot. she acts like it cant support her body weight

    49. beesus says – reply to this


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      Yeah - and her hair?!? Maybe some more color via some brighter make up or some time at the "fake bake?" She's just so PALE

    50. Nicole~~** says – reply to this


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      OMG She looks fabulous!!!!!

    51. caitlin says – reply to this


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      She's no thinner/not much thinner than Katherine Heigl - it's just the angle.

    52. ch says – reply to this


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      That dress is gorgeous and her body looks fab in it! The hair is not good!

    53. kelsey says – reply to this


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      There's something seriously wrong with her face.

      I can't decide whether she's chronically depressed or constantly has a lemon in her mouth. Either way, she's disgusting.

    54. Last says – reply to this


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      Last!!!!!!!

    55. Zana says – reply to this


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      I don't think she looks that thin-she's got more weight than Victoria Beckham or Nicole "stick figure" Richie!

    56. Enedalphiel says – reply to this


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      I feel bad for her. I think she has a skin condition that makes her face really red, so she probably has to cake on foundation. Too bad. Really nice body.

    57. Eris, Goddess of Discord says – reply to this


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      Great dress, perfect accessories, crappy hair, cruddy make-up!
      She definitely needs to eat and maintain a healthy weight.

    58. Jaqueline says – reply to this


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      Bobblehead! WTF?

    59. kris says – reply to this


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      her face kills me… next time take it easy on the botox.

    60. Bev says – reply to this


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      Some poor 14 year old girl is throwing up to be her right now…..sad….

    61. 77 says – reply to this


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      EAT!

    62. meltz911 says – reply to this


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      Somebody get her a double w/cheese STAT!!!!
      Good lord, whats her next role, auschwitz prisoner number 87?

    63. Emily says – reply to this


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      WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER FOOT?!??!

    64. Saea says – reply to this


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      Feed her bacon, like the kind they make at www.stephenAmurphy.com

    65. Elle says – reply to this


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      I think she looks great! Not too thin.

    66. sara says – reply to this


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      I don't think she looks unhealthy at all. BUT…Why does she always look like she just sucked on a lemon? She's always got that sour-puss thing going on…so unfortunate.

    67. Kiki says – reply to this


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      she just doesn't look right

    68. Michelle says – reply to this


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      what's with the lesbian hairdo

    69. Aimée says – reply to this


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      She looks so unkempt…

    70. meltz911 says – reply to this


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      Re: kris – Looks like all she needs is one child size helium balloon to support her weight.

    71. InoticeThings says – reply to this


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      She looks just like Rumer Willis.

    72. meltz911 says – reply to this


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      She looks great, for a 12 year old. Just so wrong.

    73. didi says – reply to this


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      I liked her as 'Bridget Jones'. She looked more healthier to me. Great dress btw…

    74. Wannabee-Racheal-ZoeBot says – reply to this


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      Its ok not great
      too many similar dresses at the sags
      marcheasa isnt it?
      love heidi klum in galliano!
      perfecto!

    75. aaa says – reply to this


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      you are just jealous, you fat bastard..

    76. nicks says – reply to this


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      Why does Renee always have to look soooooo miserable!!!!

    77. Jean Jeanie says – reply to this


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      She'd be so much prettier if she just let her hair grow out a little and did something with it. She just doesn't look good with that hair cut.

    78. Pootytang says – reply to this


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      I don't know who's facial expression was less photogenic; Miley Cirus or Lemon Sucker!!

    79. Paulette says – reply to this


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      She looks AMAZING!
      please DON'T FEED HER

    80. oh oh oh says – reply to this


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      like you guys can have a career like hers!
      WHATEVER!

    81. xtina says – reply to this


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      She looks like a bobblehead doll

    82. Axxcexx says – reply to this


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      I agree… If she were not so skinny would have look so much better. The dress is amazing.

    83. nevermind says – reply to this


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      Re: Anna Wintour

      All you fashion magazine ho's should be fired and tortured for what you do to the psyche of the AVERAGE woman! Nobody's bones should be sticking up like that - it's heinous!

    84. Laura De says – reply to this


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      wtf?

    85. arepita says – reply to this


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      I WANT THAT DRESS!!!!

    86. lolitabones says – reply to this


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      She doesn't look emaciated, thin but not horrifyingly so. Her stomach is not concave, I don't appreciate that people insinutae she has an eating disorder. It's a VERY serious thing & just because a woman appears slight, doesn't mean she's Anorexic.

    87. Helen Cates says – reply to this


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      She used to be my friend…but she's a BIG hag
      and she's wasting away…
      all she eats is lemons
      she's mean and dumb as a post
      she also has a valtrex resistant form of herpes on her coochie
      a truly pathetic mess

    88. fat mexican says – reply to this


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      Look at the fat ass dirty ass Mexican behind her…he prolly ate all her fuckin food!

    89. a says – reply to this


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      I think her body looks great! I don't think she's too skinny.

    90. woowooh says – reply to this


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      she def needs a steak-a sandwhich wont due!!!!! Oh and her head looks HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!

    91. A diaz says – reply to this


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      she looks amazing

    92. Bri bri says – reply to this


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      Is it just me or does she look like a midget in this foto? Her hair makes her head look way too big for her body. Atleast she's not doing that persed-lip thing she always does.

    93. shannon says – reply to this


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      far cry from the days of bridget jones!

      she looked better at 143 lbs.

      ha!

    94. fancy says – reply to this


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      I think this is the best dress of the evening!!! SHe wears it well

    95. Juan Moore-Thyme says – reply to this


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      That dress is the best one of the evening if you ask me. Also enjoyed Helen Mirren, Amy Adams and Keri Russell.

    96. sugar says – reply to this


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      I FUCKIN HAAAATTTTEEE HER SHE'S SO UGLY AND WEIRD LOOKIN SHE ALWAYS DOES THAT WEIRD THING WITH HER FACE. EEWW DUMB BITCH

    97. Erika says – reply to this


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      what the hell is wrong with her ankle!?

    98. kelly says – reply to this


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      she looks bulimic. her head is so big….she looks like a lollipop

    99. krystle says – reply to this


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      screw her- i want to see
      pictures of his HOTNESS
      JAVIER BARDEM!
      he rocked the stage taking home
      his trophy and looking HOT AS HELL!!!!

    100. krystle says – reply to this


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      screw her- i want to see
      pictures of his HOTNESS
      JAVIER BARDEM!
      he rocked the stage taking home
      his trophy and looking HOT AS HELL!!!!

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