P-H-E-N-O-M-E-N-A-L

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We are speechless.

Penelope Cruz always TURNS IT OUT!

The sizzling Spaniard was one of the best - the best - dressed women of the evening at the Academy Awards on Sunday.

Candela!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

    Posted: Feb 24, 2008 at 9:27 pm / Email this  »

    281 comments to “P-H-E-N-O-M-E-N-A-L”

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    1. Haywood Jablome says – reply to this


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      How is this dress possibly - even *remotely* - prettier than George Clooney's girlfriend's dress, or Katherine Heigl's dress, or Heidi Klum's dress, or Anne Hathaway's dress?

      By calling this the best dress of the evening, you're basically outing yourself as a closet straight guy with zero fashion sense masquerading as a gay guy. In short, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

    2. nuska69 says – reply to this


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      This dress was a little too busy but she looked incredible anyway her elegance and poise have no competition. CLASSY. We should all take some notes. Not a lot of class out there anymore. Repeat after me C-L-A-S-S, everyone!!!!

    3. PP KISSER says – reply to this


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      ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND PEREZ ???? THE ONLY DRESS UGLIER TONIGHT THAN THIS HIDIOUS MESS ON PENELOPE, WAS TILDA SWINTON'S. YOU NEED NEW GLASSES FAT BOY…AND A NEW DIVA TO ASS SMOOCH…PENELOPE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT HAPPENING ANYMORE.

    4. dreamer says – reply to this


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      Penelope, Hillary, and Jennifer Garner (raisin face is her stylist) all had on very similar gowns. Isn't that a huge no no?

    5. Amy says – reply to this


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      OMG that thing is FUGLY! What the hell is it? looks like a crow got electrocuted.

    6. Chloe says – reply to this


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      Why does Penelope look stunning in feathers but not Jessica Alba?!!! Could it be because you hate one and not the other?!
      PS: J.A. does look like shit but that's because her dress is butt ugly.

    7. Dbizzle says – reply to this


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      Great, now if only she can learn to speak proper English! How long has she lived in the US? She sounds like she works overnnights at Wal-Mart.

    8. mia says – reply to this


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      You need to go back to fashion school. She must have been doing a favor for some designer, because this dress looks like she's wearing a curtain from a mortuary. She usually does get it right, today, not so much.

    9. M says – reply to this


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      She has feathers like Jessica Alba and you don't criticize her you see shame on you.

    10. Erica says – reply to this


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      Penelope is gorgeous but the dress is boring. On the red carpet it looked odd, especially around the mid section. There were however about 20 of this same dress on the carpet too so it was a downer. Not my fav.

    11. haylee darling says – reply to this


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      what happened to your whole stance on "feathers are for f*cking birds"??? open mouth, insert foot

    12. seriously? says – reply to this


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      dude, perez, this dress looks TERRIBLE. i mean, i love penel, but even alba's dress was etter than this.

    13. I KNOW says – reply to this


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      THE ONLY THING I CAN ADD TO #23s GREAT COMMENT IS:
      PEREZ,
      YOU HAVE SUCKY TASTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    14. ryan says – reply to this


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      at least the other "latina's" plumage didn't contribute to her looking MORE like a bird, unlike penelope's in this turdtastic ensemble. oh yeah, and nice streaky hair too, emu!!!
      perez, u have horrible fashion sense…

    15. Maria says – reply to this


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      STUNNING! DEFINENTLY MOST BEAUTIFUL/BEST DRESSED FOR THE EVENING!! WOW, ONCE AGAIN THE LATINAS BROUGHT IT HOME!

    16. brigit says – reply to this


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      I agree Mario….it looks like Jessica Alba's dress.
      Here's the thing, you feel the need to have to stand out by your 'laticiny'. Apparently, Jessica feels comfortable in her own skin. SHe doesn't need to scream 'LATINA' in people's faces to make her own way. And she looked gorgeous and happy at the Oscars.

      You're just a mean, hateful, spiteful and very, very weak person. I mean you still dye your hair pink…how old are you?
      I really hate to see you of all people making any money off of your ignorance and low self esteem, but the readers read your stuff.
      I never wished this on anyone in my life, but I truly hope bad things happen to you in your life. You truly deserve it.
      You're just a pathetic person.

    17. cat says – reply to this


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      ugh not such a huge fond of the feather thing. She is always pretty though

    18. enrique says – reply to this


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      Ha sido la mejor vestida de toda la gala, sin lugar a dudas. Las demás me han parecido muy básicas; pero Penelope como siempre, ha sabido escoger bien. F-E-N-O-M-E-N-A-L

    19. Fufubunny says – reply to this


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      Yuck, I disagree - she looks like a piece of furniture.

    20. Mandy says – reply to this


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      Are you serious? I think that dress is hideous. Ew.

    21. ha? says – reply to this


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      i have no idea what you're talking about, obviously bias, because this dress look tooooooo busy for her

    22. Emily says – reply to this


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      u think that this dress looks good but you didn't like jessica albas

      EWWWWWWW!!!!

    23. christin verho says – reply to this


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      you make fun of alba's dress?????? this is basically the same thing just black you jumbo queer. i'm surprised a queen like yourself can't see the obvious similarities. take your latin pride pandemic and go back to cuba.

    24. kerri says – reply to this


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      She looks like a black ostrich in that dress.

    25. lau says – reply to this


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      I saw better dresses…

      As we say in spanish, "mas de los mismo…"

    26. anya says – reply to this


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      phenomenal??

    27. DonnaG says – reply to this


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      Mae West Vintage. All aboard the Mississippi Riverboar Express.

    28. FUK ME RUNNIN says – reply to this


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      ANOTHER DRESS MADE OF RECYCLED HEFTY TRASH BAGS.
      MONEY,TALENT AND FAME DONT BUY STYLE I GUESS.

    29. jo says – reply to this


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      This dress is awful!

      How can u say it hot?
      :/

    30. funky munky says – reply to this


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      WHAT?????????????? THAT DRESS LOOKS LIKE A BLACK TOILET BRUSH!!!!!!! LUCKILY SHE IS HOT.

    31. Lindsey says – reply to this


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      Ummm. it's not that great.

    32. Blood pudding says – reply to this


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      NO! NO! NO!
      This dress has too much going on! She looks like a blood pudding sausage (morsilla)!

    33. Kazza says – reply to this


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      The dress looks hideous. Best dressed ?? Never..

    34. KEN says – reply to this


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      PHENOMINAL??? WHO R U KIDDING… SHE LOOKS SHITOUSE

    35. Sary says – reply to this


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      HATE HER
      HATE HER
      HATE HER
      HATE HER
      HATE HER
      HATE HER
      HATE HER
      HATE HER
      HATE HER
      I live in a country where EVERYBODY treats her like she's God…I'm SO SICK of her!!!!!!!!!!

    36. Goddess says – reply to this


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      Perez!!! you catty thing! Alba looks much better in her feathers and you dis her. Cruz looks like she is going to a funeral for Big Bird!

    37. Bob Dobbs, Ph.D. says – reply to this


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      "Plumage looks great on birds - not movie stars!" I'm pretty sure you said that about another dress from the same event.

    38. lee says – reply to this


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      FORGET THE DRESS - GOSSIP!!!!! WHY WASN'T SHE WITH JAVIER BARDEM??? They didn't walk the red carpet and he didn't sit near him - when he got the Oscar and he didn't acknowledge her…but very touching that he spoke to his mom

    39. IHateCruzes says – reply to this


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      That dress looks like she's about to run off to join the circus. Can't stand the bitch.

    40. ocheeks says – reply to this


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      hypocrite - Jessica Alba vs. Penelope Cruz

    41. Cindy says – reply to this


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      You are out of your mind.

    42. abc says – reply to this


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      OH PEREZ!!! you hypocrite!

      what happened to "Plumage looks great on birds - not movie stars!"

      Pene is decked out in even more feathers than Alba was.

    43. xas says – reply to this


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      she looks nice, but that dress is an insult to the eye

    44. RedButterfly says – reply to this


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      I prefer the feathers on Jessica Alba…

    45. tarajean0627 says – reply to this


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      okay so you slam Jessica Alba for havin feathers on her dress but this is best dressed? Please! She isn't even on the same level as Jessica! Sure the dress is nice but not near as beautiful as jessica's and at least jessica had some color to her dress too!

    46. Amanda says – reply to this


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      I don't really like it, I think its too busy

    47. Brandon says – reply to this


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      shes always wearing something with some feathers, be honest people the shit is ugly, but she's cute tho!

    48. Phipsidude says – reply to this


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      Does anyone else thinks she looks like a pony in the face?

    49. rebecca says – reply to this


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      ew, what is up with your style dude… that is NOT flattering dress, anyone with eyes can see that.

    50. m says – reply to this


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    51. Keith Owens from Athens, GA says – reply to this


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      She is the most beautiful woman in Hollywood and even hotter in person than in pictures. What a beauty and yes, she does remind you of Sophia Loren.

    52. I Love Perez Hilton says – reply to this


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    53. Penelope is just WOW says – reply to this


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      She is the only celebrity that was listed here that looked better on television than in the pictures. She is really gorgeous.

    54. HOT HOT HOT says – reply to this


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      HOTTEST LADY AT THE OSCARS!!
      yum

    55. NY says – reply to this


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      I LOVE HER. SO FEMININE AND ALWAYS LOOKS GOOD.

    56. JellyBelly says – reply to this


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      Struck Out !! Looks like an ostrich is hiding under her dress trying to get out. And what's up with the crunched-up fabric around her middle. The dress is yuk and the color is drab.

    57. andreina says – reply to this


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      ohhh she looks fantastic

    58. paige says – reply to this


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      Phenomenal my ass. This dress looks like it was whipped up at the last minute from some curtains at the local whorehouse.

    59. Candi says – reply to this


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      WTF are you talking about Perez?? That shit looks a mess!!! What was she doing there anyway??

    60. chanchita says – reply to this


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      She forgot to wax her chest hair!

    61. Maria says – reply to this


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      she's beautiful as always, but the dress is like… weird! its got plumage on this, jessica alba's was wayyyy nicer! this one's got like, silver tinsel halfway down. wtff???
      saying that, i lovelovelovelove the colour!!

    62. jc says – reply to this


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      so how come she is the best dressed with feathers and yet you critisized jessica alba for wearing them…u r a joke perez…

    63. maddam stiffy says – reply to this


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      um yeah your taste is starting to worry me perez! you dont like nicole kidmans dress but you like this one? come back to earth!

    64. jen says – reply to this


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      I could care less about her dress. I would prefer not to see her at all. She is the most annoying person in Hollywood, from her horrible accent to her horrible acting. I can't wait until she gets too old to be in the mainstream media!!

    65. MO says – reply to this


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      She needs to coach Jessica Alba on how to exist.

    66. Piglet says – reply to this


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      Gorgeous!!

    67. DeX` says – reply to this


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      Tom is an idiot for dumping Penelope! Now he's with Zombie bride that wears only Armani? What a dolt

    68. Sarah says – reply to this


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      no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no the dress is not that cute. The swag on the bottom of her hip is not very flattering. This dress would have been gorgeous if did not have that swag.

    69. fran says – reply to this


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      OMFG, do really find it pretty? Is the most horrible dress she has ever wear. I mean, COMMON IS AWEFUL!
      horrible sense of style, mister

    70. Rinne says – reply to this


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      Her hair was also lovely, a perfect example of when simplicity looks great!

    71. ewwww says – reply to this


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      that dress is shit…Alba looks better

    72. Green Velvet says – reply to this


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      She could pick her nose with her tounge. Seriously.. How did her face get that way?

    73. calling you out says – reply to this


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      wtf??? didn't u just call out jessica alba for wearing a dress w/bird plumage on it??? isn't this the same shit PENE is wearing? just b/c she isn't on ur shit list doesnt mean she doesnt look like SHIT. Her face and hair are fine but the dress is absolute shite, just like alba's was too.

    74. melly says – reply to this


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      perez, you self-contradicting, petty, petty boy.
      you'll probably sanction fur as long as it's on one of the starlets you "approve of"

    75. luc says – reply to this


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      meh. Boring! Overrated perez

    76. Sux says – reply to this


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      cruz and alba both suck. Boring dresses

    77. Charlotte says – reply to this


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      STUNNING!!! You cant go wrong with Chanel…

      CHANEL + PENELOPE CRUZ = PERFECTION

    78. cintasayang says – reply to this


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      she looks awesome but i guess her dress bit too much…not im that good, but the dress could lose fur at the top//

    79. kat says – reply to this


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      JESSICA ALBA FANS DONT WORRY. ALBA DRESS IS NICE TOO!

      HAHAHA

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