Looking Slightly Normal
Filed under: Old People
She still looks scary, but not as freaky as THIS!
Former TV actress Joan Van Ark celebrated the Academy Awards on Sunday at the Billboard magazine and Children Uniting Nations Oscar Party at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
That's about as far as she could go. They wouldn't let her get anywhere near the Kodak Theater with that face!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: February 25, 2008 at 10:02 am
FIRST BITCHES haha
First bitches!!!!
OMG
Did someone scare her before this pic was taken??
NO!! MADONNA REALLY HAS GONE TOO FAR WITH THE SURGERY!!! JUST KIDDING! LOVE YOU MADONNA!!! AND WHO THE HELL IS THIS BITCH!?
yikes!!!!! cover up that sternum……
She used to be so lovely. This is what happens when you try to regain your youthful appearance by the knife. When will celebrities learn to accept themselves as they are.
Is that…tattooed makeup? WTF?
you consider this NORMAL??????
She looks BETTER than before!
HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS MADONNA AT FIRST
THEN I REALIZED SHE WASN'T AS UGLY
she scares the sh!t out of me~
no, still pretty bad.
You would think she would see pictures of herself and just stay at home…or fix that mug, some lipstick would be better than nothing……whew…jesus……that is just pure ugly!!!!!
She looks like a scary version of Felicity Huffman1
I think it's a bad case of the throw up face
Are you kidding me? She looks as bad as the first picture!!
Humm removed the JC post??
WTF? Cant someone in her circle or her stylist help her. If she wont lay off the botox a little at least someone should help with her eye makeup. Maybe she has a little bit of a mental problem. Its quite sad.
I think my wife looks very nice here!
e-gads…that woman is TRAGIC! She looks like a burn victim after badly botched skin grafts!
WOOOOOOOOOO - MAN!
gross
wow
OMG!!! she is so ugly! Her neck and chest are hideous!! She needs to cover that shit up with a wrap!
she looks like a wax figure
ewwwwwwwwww first
LESS IS MORE!!!
Lol Joan Van Ark and felicity huffman seperated at birth
oh yeah im 2nd
you're up early perez
thanks for ruining my lunch!
Tom Cruise to Joan: Now why would you do that?
What a beautiful look, malnutrition and excessive cosmetic surgery, and botox - just one thing, she needs to have more pieces of hair in front of her face…
Whatever happened to aging gracefully!?!?
she kind of looks like an old felicity huffman…
this is what felicity huffman is going to look like when she gets old…haha
Re: PEREZ IS JUST A DUMB GUY –
Ummm… I've been educated, watch the news and read literature… who says you can't escape and indulge yourself on Perez huh? Btw - why are you on here if it's so below you?
FIST BITCHES!
in the universe, exist another colors of lipstick…
ficadica.
beijo.
WILL SOMEONE PLEEEEEASE GET THAT BITCH A CHAP STICK? SHE BE LOOKIN WORSE THAN POOKIE IN NEW JACK CITY!
That is so cheap and mean, are you all beauties, I would like to take a look at you. This poor woman is terrified of getting older, her face is ok but she is way too skinny. That's what happens in the land of Follywood.
Somebody stop her from having any more surgery!!! GROSS!
Wow. I agree that she kind of resembles Felicity. But, to me, she looks like what I imagine Lauri from 'Real Housewives of Orange County" will look like in the next 10 years.
doesn't she look like the older version of Laurie from the real housewives of orange county?!
Nope - sorry, just as bad. She looks fucking awful.
I think she is dead but no one has tolder her yet.. Poor lady…
It's more than a cosmetic surgery problem. The lady looks anorexic. She is a skeleton covered with skin. Extreme thinness at an older age does not give a more youthful look! She should probably put on 20 to 30 lbs, fill out a bit, and would look lovely!
she is still ugly ass hell, how can u wake up every morning knowing that u will look like that for the rest of ur life?
Ouch!
http://dom.sanculi.com
She should sue her plastic surgeon.
NOTE TO ALL OF HOLLYWOOD… THIS IS WHAT HAPPENES WHEN YOU'RE TOO VAIN TO AGE GRACEFULLY, HAVE A TON OF SURGERY AND A HORRIBLE MAKE-UP 'ARTIST'. A MORSEL OF FOOD EVERY NOW AND AGAIN WOULD DO WONDERS!!!!!
Nothing says "I'm healthy" more than seeing ones rib cage and sternum. If this picture was black & white, it could pass for a snapshot of an Auschwitz survivor.
put some meat on your bones woman…………….
Re: perezhilton.com – you are one too talk you aint the prettiest f%#* either………….
she still looks like the living dead allumni big time
This is why lipstick is a good thing ladies….
It distracts from disasterous plastic surgery!
plastic surgery gone O so Wrong did we learn nothing from the lump of collagen that is now michael jackson
WRONG WRONG WRONG…
…wrong dress — we don't need to see her skeleton
…wrong hair — belongs on someone 20 years younger, and just adds to the medusa look
…REALLY WRONG eye make-up, STILL (and she really needs to look AWAY from the camera — too much deer-in-the-headlights happenin with the full-on stare
…wrong colors — she's bronze monotone
If she would just change the color of her foundation makeup (too yellow orange), eyemakeup (too orangey brown and needs more on bottom) and a darker glossier lipstick, it would make a dramatic improvement. Her makeup colors would make anyone look horrid.
PUT THIS CORPSE SIX FEET UNDER ALREADY BEFORE SHE STARTS EATING PEOPLES' BRAINS
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I think its very sad to see her like this, she obviously is very ill. Shes emanciated. Maybe she is anorexic , you can see her skeleton. That isnt healthy or normal. I just cant get over how some people are so mean and have no compassion for another human being and cant resist hateful and catty remarks. Its pathetic. I feel very bad for her, there is something dreadfully wrong here.
My God! Isn't it against the law to dig up corpses at cemeteries?
Nice wig! Who does she thinks she's kidding with that thing? No 80 year old woman has a head of full, luxurious hair.
With all that botox, she looks like Madame Tussaud's ugly creation.
oh my god. it hurts to look at her
The starvation thing just doesn't have ANY benefits after a certain age.
OMG this is what Lauri from Real Housewives of Orange County is going to look like in like…. 15 years!!!! haha
There is nothing "NORMAL" about that!!!
WTF! it looks like her plastic surgeon was BLIND!!!!
what in the????????…this is certainly one scary-looking hag!!!…good grief!
what in the????????…this is certainly one scary-looking hag!!!…good grief!
SHE looks like Laurie from the O.C. Housewives!!!!
Maybe if she layed off the heavy mascara, and stopped putting foundation on her lips…….and change the hair to a darker blonde. Thats simple enough for her to do, right?
She was never a pretty woman, even in her younger days.
This is horrid though.
Cover up, cut that 80's hair, maybe go get your arms waxed.
I wonder if she's been sick to look so badly.
I just did a roll back to see her again, it's really bad.
It is really sad to see older women and men resorting to Botox and plastic surgery in an attempt to regain a youthful appearance. First up, it doesn't work. Botox gives these faces a waxy totally unnatural appearance. And lets not even get into the creepy stretched look of most post-plastic surgery faces. Looking 'natural' when one gets older is far more pleasing to the eye than looking like a candidate for a wax museum creep show.
Uuuuu, this looks scary!
She still looks like a 5 year old chose and applied her makeup. I'm not a makeup artist, but even I could make that plastic face look 1000 times better than it does here. It is absolutely beyond me why she chooses to wear thick brown eyeliner on her bottom lid, nothing on the top lid and no lipstick. This woman NEEDS lipstick. And the wet-looking clumped together eyelash look is gross.
I remember Joan from an episode of Wonder Woman and other shows from back in the day…there was a time when she was actually really cute…now…she has just went too damn far with the surgery!!!! wow!! why why why why do they do this to their faces??!! she doesnt look young..she looks like an old gal with a face lift. sorry Joan if you read this…but damn girl..you really went too damn far. Word of advice from a gay man here Joan…get a foundation that matches your skin that doesnt make you look like a walking corpse and wear some lipstick! Your lips look dry and pale…lipstick can work wonders. You would look much much better! Love ya!
Put some lipstick on!!!!!!
Who in the h*ll us doing her makeup and WHY are they letting her appear like that? The bronze-ey color is not working for her, neither is the shimmer and shine. An older lady needs a matte finish, less and softer eye makeup and rosy natural looking lips. All that shinyness is only enhancing her wrinkles and bones. She could look 10 years younger with just a proper (re: age-appropriate) application of makeup.
The hair could use some help, too. Maybe an updated cut with some feathery face framing layers to soften her features.
Fire your beauty team, Joan! Oh, and put on a little weight too.
Joan is 65 years old. I think she has fallen to the hollywood theory that you are never too thin. Her face is too thin,,her neck-seeing the ligments and her whole chest. Some people just don't age well. Maybe a darker hair color? anyway, Perez, this is not news.. You just like picking on people that you consider old. It's like you are a 10 yo who thinks anyone over 30 is old. GROW UP