Looking Slightly Normal

She still looks scary, but not as freaky as THIS!

Former TV actress Joan Van Ark celebrated the Academy Awards on Sunday at the Billboard magazine and Children Uniting Nations Oscar Party at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

That's about as far as she could go. They wouldn't let her get anywhere near the Kodak Theater with that face!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: Feb 25, 2008 at 10:02 am / Email this »

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Emilina says – reply to this

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JESUS!

what happened there?
emma - worcester uk says – reply to this

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This is what Lynette from desperate Houewives will look like in 30 years time haha
myko says – reply to this

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i can't figure out what went wrong with her… she was never that hott to begin with, but is this like surgery gone wrong? unfortunately, she reminds me of that gal from real housewives of OC… if she keeps up her anti aging remedies, she's gonna be looking like this too soon!
Geez says – reply to this

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When will these damned celebretards realize they have to stop with the craze of going under the knife and getting botoxed out the ass. Wow plastic surgery really ruined her… she looks HORRID!
anti plastic surgery says – reply to this

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too much booze.

too many drugs.

too large an ego.

plastic surgeon makes too much money.

she still looks like shit.

Age gracefully.

don't buy the clap trap the plastic surgeons tell you.

You will all end up looking like Jocelyn Wildenstein, or Madonna.
eyrial says – reply to this

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Too much eye makeup. And her bones are showing in her chest, poor Joan.
Piglet says – reply to this

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Jesus Christ!
Get Help. says – reply to this

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OMG. Please do something about those lips. Get the foundation OFF of the lips, try outlining them and add a little color; and STAY AWAY from the pink-base foundation. Just STAY AWAY. Get a professional make-up artist to instruct. Night of the living dead. A-a-a-a-ack. I Love this woman's acting, and mean well.
guerabasura says – reply to this

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Fuck the face…look at her fucking chest…scary shit!!!!
Yak says – reply to this

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FREAK!
camila says – reply to this

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she looks like heidi montag in 50 years…maybe 10.
Me says – reply to this

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Holy Crap!!!!!!!!! She almost looks like Eric Stoltz when he played the boy with Elephant Man disease in Mask!!!!!!!!!!!
Chur says – reply to this

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looks like Lynette off Desperate Housewives
filthyoldman says – reply to this

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id hit it!
Joan Van Ark says – reply to this

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The Joan Van Ark Facelift Disaster Fan Club at Yahoo Groups *loves* this photo! May we please use it as the new home page picture?
quigleyface says – reply to this

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she looks exactly like felicity huffman.
MAMA MIA says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THE HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY. OMG.
karen says – reply to this

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OMG, she was on the show Nip/Tuck a week or so ago and I couldnt believe it was her! Someone push her over to see if her face breaks!
AZgaybe says – reply to this

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u think the face is scary imagine her vagina.
SB says – reply to this

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She really wouldn't look that bad if her lips weren't the same color as her skin… and if that skin had a little color to it. She doesn't look like a man — she looks DEAD. That is some baaaad Botox…
Gwen says – reply to this

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Ohhh the poor woman. Someone tell her it's okay to have a meal every now and then. She could use quite a few.
For the Love of Christ! says – reply to this

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Oh my lord, this is a frightening photo. The cast of Knots Landing is going to be on the Today Show this week and I can't WAIT to see Joan and her ha-ha-ha laughter and weired out face.
Ashleigh says – reply to this

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man i sure miss knots landing
Hellen says – reply to this

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she looks so ugly very scaried and ugly.
frainfreck says – reply to this

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Ewwwe shit! She looks like that nasty cat woman.
kellygrl says – reply to this

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WOW, THIS LADY IS ZEXXXXY… I THINK THIS IS WHAT FARRAH FAWCETT WILL LOOK LIKE IN 10-20 YRS. YOWZA! I HOPE THIS BITCH HAS LIFE INSURANCE!
Hobeetuh says – reply to this

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well at least her hair is gorgeous….the rest it completely FUG
NANcy Drew says – reply to this

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HAHAHAH it's courtney Love in 20….no make that 5 years!
KAT says – reply to this

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OMG I used to watch her show back in the day, she wasn't half bad. I wonder what happened to her? Was she hit by car recently? Is she on dialysis? Did her kidney's fail? Is she dying of an incurable blood disease? Did she suck bad cock? Is this what too much Botox will do to you? Does she have an unknown plague? Did she do too much coke? Does she buy rock on the side? Did she smoke too many cigarettes?Did this happen after a gang bang with 3 mexican's, 3 blacks and 3 midgets?My god! Wtf happened?
GrandCahncelor says – reply to this

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It's your fucking mum Parez - you fairypoof !!
That or FELICITY HUFFMAN in 5 years time - take your pick you loud fairyfag
bitingontinfoil says – reply to this

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Wow, Madonna looks very "refreshed" in this photo.
Tania says – reply to this

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She'd look a little better if she wore some lip gloss or lipstick.
LL Kool L says – reply to this

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dude she looks like frenchie off of rock of love 2
ugly says – reply to this

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omg just put a bag over ur head please
Pootytang says – reply to this

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She's gonna be Michael Jackson's body double when he goes on tour.
Beth says – reply to this

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Holy shitbiscuits! What in the name of holy Dr. Rey happened to her face?
david-0-selznick says – reply to this

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MY GOD! JOAN!! CALL ME!! STOP THE SURGERY!!! You're looking like a petrified rock.
Poor Joan says – reply to this

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She was on an episode of Nip/Tuck recently with her former castmate Donna Mills. Donna has held up much better, but you could always tell that she would. Joan started looking rough in the latter years of Knots Landing, and she was only in her forties. Then she had to go and lose so much much–which made her look even worse. It was funny to see Christian from Nip/Tuck fucking her doggy-style. That is probably the only way he could get it up. LOL
Kat says – reply to this

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OMFG
she looks like John Malkovich…
Kenni says – reply to this

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LOL, I thought she was Stuart from MADtv
vics says – reply to this

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are you serious - she looks hideous
lakevubud says – reply to this

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OMG…road kill. She needs to go back to 818 and lay down.
Mike says – reply to this

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Perez, can you please stop mistaking Madonna for other people?! You're supposed to be 'queen of all media' - you should know your celebs better!
Chell says – reply to this

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Someone needs to tell her to switch to black eyeliner… That brownish red isn't doing it! Also she needs some lipstick and blush! Some needs to give her a makeup lesson
Valene will rock again says – reply to this

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She's looking like one of those rabbits with red eyes. Her Foundation color is all wrong, eyeliner color is all wrong, lips (and color) are all wrong. She has a great face, but lordy, get thee to a skilled make-up artist. Some light resistance training will fill out that bony chest. It's great for fighting osteoporosis anyway, at her age.
nicole says – reply to this

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Can't she get a good make up artist! It is scary!
hugo says – reply to this

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She looks like Madonna before de BOTOX
jules says – reply to this

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oh my gawd!!!!