Oscars Bomb! BOMB!!!!
The Academy Awards telecast on Sunday got the worst ratings it's received in TWENTY years.
Viewership was down 21% from last year.
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So fucking what Perez. YOU ARE THE BIGGEST LOSER I'VE LAID EYES ON IN THE LAST TWENTY YEARS. YOU AND GAYCREST OUGHT TO GET TOGETHER AND HAVE HOMO BABIES TOGETHER. YOU BIG FAT BOY MOTHER FUCKER.
That's disappointing, because I had a lot of fun watching the telecast (though I could have done without the singing of the nominated songs).
Totally sucked. YAWN.
Not sure why–it was great!
Well it's no wonder - aside from Juno and Ratatouille, did anyone see anything that was nominated??
Fucking LAME!!! The WORST was whenever Jon Stewart would stop and remind us of what a "great moment" we JUST FUCKING SAW!?!?!? Are people So completely fucking drugged up that they can't remember what they just FUCKING PROCESSED less than a fucking NANOSECOND EARLIER?!?!? Fire GIL FUCKING CATES IMMEDIATELY! Get RID OF EVERYONE involved with this BLIGHT!!!! (and then prepare a painfully LONG MONTAGE as to why they have FUCKED EVERYTHING UP!). THANKS ASSHOLES!!! They would have done better by hiring a bunch of Mexicans from the Home Depot parking lot and having them produce the fucking SHOW!
am i number 2?
:) Because who the fuck cares about these selfish rich bastards anymore, anyway???
I'm fucking glad they bombed. Two thumbs up.
IT'S BECAUSE BRAD PITT & ANGELINA JOLIE WERE NOT THERE.
it was REALLY boring!!!!
Re: VOTE OBAMA –
Um, I think you might have spelled "Osama" wrong.
It was boring, boring, boring. Turned it off.
so boring ..so over them..so many thintgs wrong it would take a book to comment on them…
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Jon Stewart was a good host but most of the movies this year I could give a rats a ss about..
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oooohh thats a bitch probably because of writers strike I assume and people were to well informed or the glamor of Hollywood isn't as big as it has been
No one cares about douche bag 'artists' patting themselves on the back over and over. Just call it "Award Show Fatigue'.
I didn't even know it was on last night.
I refuse to watch a program where a bunch of pinheads think they can lecture me on politics and insult the country that has given them so much.
oh of course except trendy ass JUNO which totally blows. Diablo Cody can kiss my ass.
Last year had better movies and performances. NEXT YEAR HAS LOTS OF GOOD STUFF SO DON'T WORRY!
serves them right! so stuck up and yet .. no one cares anymore
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The Oscar's Academy should nominated Angelina Jolie, that would make their rating explode….Especially they want to see her bump! Sorry Spirit Award top the Oscar!
Because…WHO FUCKING CARES!!! For real now…no one gives a fuck
oh yeah..people who write first! suck aids riddled shit!
AWARD SHOWS ARE SOOOOOOOOO CORNY. I LIKE YOUR SONG ,DOESNT MEAN I CARE IF YOU WON AN AWARD.
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I TiVo'd the whole thing and will watch it later today. I just can't stand the commercials any more. Maybe that is what more people are doing these day.
All the winning actors were from outside of the US. I thought it was one of the more elegant shows I've seen, except for all the musical garbage. Yuck, Keri Russell. Yuckier, Enchanted. gag gag gag.
Even the red carpet was boring, except for Gary Busey, he rocked. Why was Miley "Billy Ray Cyrus" there?
really…viewership down? the word must have gotten out you'd be there!
that's a buzz kill in any language…i thought the show went well. awards shows are just that…awards shows…not that you'll ever receive one…unless its the prick of the century…and not in a good way…lol
Yeah that's cos noone gives a shit about those people.
Why sit and watch a show where people who already love themselves so much pat themselves on the back in front of everyone?
How about celebrating all the people who make this world a better place? Moms and Dads, garbage men, scientists, secretaries, good doctors, etc.
Fuck hollywood and its superficial awards shows.
#12 MUST BE THAT ORANGE FACED ELLIOT MINTZ!!!ROTFLMAO!!!
INO IT SUCKED
Interesting! There was NOTHING else on. This was the first time I have watched the Oscars in about 5 years!!!!
i think america has finally wisened up and realized it's just one big self-congratulatory schmooze fest. it's like everyone is just standing around saying "you're wonderful. i'm wonderful. we're all wonderful!"
Jon Stewart sucked big moose wang.
When was it on??
I think the host was lame, his jokes werent funny and sorry to say BORING. They should have just brought ellen back atleast she's funny!
there were no people of color nominated….. that means LATIN, AFRICAN
AMERICAN, ASIAN, GAY&LESBIAN, ALL PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT ETHNIC GROUPS. THE OSCARS HEADS NEED TO REALIZE THAT WE PLAY A BIG PART IN VIEWING AND PURCHASING MOVIES, AND IF WE DON'T SEE OURSELVES BEING REPRESENTED THEN WE JUST WON'T PARTICIPATE IN WATCHING OPEN YOUR EYES OSCAR!!!!!!!!!!!
This was our way of saying screw the writers !
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This was directly due to Jon Stewart's un-funny hosting. He is just not likable. I turned if off early and NEVER do that. This morning they did a montage of the funniest parts to prove how great the writing was etc. None were funny! And you don't put pictures up of pregnant women and say "and the baby goes to…" Some of those women have had miscarriages for gods sakes!Such poor taste!
Bring back Whoopie, Ellen, Billy, Steve Martin, anyone WHO IS FUNNY!!!! Then I'll stay tuned.
Now Hollywood knows we really don't give a shit about their self-congratulations know as awards shows. I guess the strike really didnt need to end afterall. DOes this mean next year they will just bag the whole dumb-ass affair??
SEEMS JOHN STEWART THINKS HE'S PRETTY FUNNY ……… TOO BAD THE ACADEMY DIDN'T FLASH AN APPLAUSE SIGN SO HE COULD GET THE LAUGHS ………… NOTE TO ACADEMY ………. FIND ANOTHER HOST ……… STAT !!!!!!
Re: CindyLG8 – Bull - you can bring back any of the people you listed and the show would still suck ass and HARD>
Re: MRS TLP –
YOU ARE COMPLETELY WRONG. FOR THE FIRST HALF I WAS LOOKING FOR SUBTITLES.
NOBODY WHO COULD SPEAK ANY ENGLISH WAS WINNING. NOT THAT I HAD A PROBLEM WITH THAT, BUT YOU ARE WRONG.
So boring and Jon Stewart is not big enough to host the show. He is not Johnny Carson or even Whoppi Goldberg. It is getting really lame.
No wonder with all those C-list celebrities.
Re: Sarah –
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Re: MRS TLP –
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Aside from Glen Hansard the show was boring.
THE OSCARS ARE BORING AS HELL.
did anyone see anything that was nominated? no.. that's why..
did anyone see anything that was nominated? no.. that's why..
The show was so terrible I actually cleaned my house while it was on, coming back in only for the acting awards. The E show leading up to the program was a lot more fun.
Everbody is getting so sick of Hollywood. Thank God!!!!!
It's because award shows aren't interesting to watch.
Re: MRS TLP –
FUCK YOU! You whimpering BITCHES had Ruby FUcking Dee (the most talentless bitch in the history of token considerations– I MEAN BAD ENOUGH TO MAKE THAT OLD TITANIC BITCH look like meryll Streep!)… Perhaps they aren't being considered because the MAJORITY of them/you don't have any real talent, and there are only so many awards that they could give out to "How She Moove 2: Electric Fucking Boogaloo)! Stop bitching about your fair share and start thinking about why you don't deserve it you hand-out INFANT CUNT!!!
There were no interesting thrilling movies this year and definitely no fabulous beautiful winners or nominees to watch. All the winners were foreigners we don't know and alot of the stars were older and/or ugly instead of young and beautiful. We watch for glamour and beauty and it was lacking
ITS BECAUSE THEY NOMINATED PEOPLE YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF
WHO THE HELL IS JULIE CRISTY? RUBY DEE?? THAT OLD WHITE MAN?? THAT LITTLE IRISH OR SCOTTISH GIRL??
NOMINATE PEOPLE WHO DID A GOOD JOB AND PEOPLE KNOW!! NOT PEOPLE LIKE RUBY DEE THAT WAS IN THE MOVIE FOR 5 SECONDS
JON STEWART SUCKED ASS SERIOUSLY
PLUS WE WANT MORE DIVERSITY
Thats cuz it was a damn snoozfest. I fell asleep twice in the first hour.
I finally changed channels right after that bitch singing about cleaning. WTF
John Stewart is no Ellen, bring her back for next year.
I watched the first half hour and gave up to go wash dishes. Boring as any show could ever get. The only thing I saw that was worth looking at was the diamond necklace around Garner's neck. B.O.R.I.N.G.
I really enjoyed the awards last night…just because none of the big names one it was still great and the awards that were given were well deserved!!!
The Host was hilarious though…more entertaining than some past shows!
finally america wakes up and realizes these "celebs" are completely irrelevant…and boooooooring.
If you can get all the dish and the pics at perezzers and watch all the best clips on-line, why waste your time watching the whole boring mess?
If you can get all the dish and the pics at perezzers and watch all the best clips on-line, why waste your time watching the whole boring mess?
Maybe if Hollywood made some pro American movies, instead of spitting on us and expecting us to pay to watch
sean penn, sharon stone, etc. hate America, give us all back our money we shelled out over the years. They couldn't even muster up applause for our soldiers…
hollywood is irrelevant
I only suffered through the four hours of horror because of JON STEWART!! HE WAS AWESOME!! ALL OF YOU HATERS CAN JUST SUCK IT!!
They're boring. Hollywood is much more accessible now, and the glamour is gone when we've seen their crotch flashed while they were leaving mcdonalds.
IT was the MOST boring oscar show EVER Next time bring Stars plzzz!!!!!
I enjoyed it, But I watched it later on the old Tivo
its because john stewart is NOT FUNNY and ellen is HILARIOUS! ellen should host every year. then people should watch
The shows that were up for nominations were not ones that anyone would want to see. To the high falutin' critic, these shows were excellent. To the normal, average, everyday movie goer (like me), these movie genres are curiously unappealing and crass. I want to be entertained during a movie, not have to come out with a chip on my shoulder and second guess history. Also, celebrities are no more deserving of any extra kudos than any other profession. Hollywood's belief that they can affect our politics is also annoying. They are actors for crying out loud; leave the important stuff to the people who know what they are talking about!
Thats cause no real A Listers were nominated for anything this year besides maybe George Clooney Who Lost all the major categories were won people NO ONE heard of… P.S No Country For Old Men should have been called NO MOVIE FOR YOUNG PERSON boring piece a crap…
BILLY CRYSTAL IS THE BEST HOST THEY EVER HAD !
Re: VOTE OBAMA – And yet here you are getting on his site just to tell him you hate him…You are cool
Awe, that sucks. I watched them! But I believe theyve put on better shows before. I didnt like this years host.
Re: VOTE OBAMA – Re: V'OTE OBAMA – If youre gonna DISS Perez then why log on to his Web Site? If you hate him so much then dont come near his domain and mind your own business.
Re: HOW ABOUT A MONTAGE OF WHY THE AWARDS SUCKED SO HARD!??!?! – I think i LOVE YOU
THAT'S WHAT THEY GET FOR SNUBBING SO MANY PEOPLE. THE SHOW IS A JOKE AND THE WINNING IS ALL ABOUT HOLLYWOOD POLITICS
This is great that the show bombed BIGTIME! Americans are getting sick of these morons actors who live pretend lives as other people running off at the mouth about the war in Iraq, global warming, health care and other non issues. No one cares about these morons anymore. They have not produced decent movies in ages so why should we watch them strut their botoxed fat asses down a red carpet wearing tasteless 'designer' clothes and dripping with loaned diamonds. NO ONE CARES ANYMORE ABOUT HOLLYWOOD! The MORON Writers dealt a death blow to Hollywood, and when the MORON actors vote for a strike in a month or so we shall be blessed with not seeing their botoxed faces anymore! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To be fair, it was a pretty boring Academy Awards this year. I kept waiting for it to get good…never happened.
Well, it's the first time all the films nominated were in fact all quality films. So maybe there is a correlation there. AMERICA IS DUMB, DOESN'T LIKE GOOD FILMS, WHICH MEANS, DOESN'T WATCH THE OSCARS. Simple as that.
I'm not surprised. The general public is just so disenchanted with celebrities anymore. The "news programs" dedicated to the daily celebrity happening, the multiplicaiton of tabloids, hell, even CNN covers the breakdown of Britney Spears. It is just categorical overload.
Re: Natalie –
"We watch for glamour and beauty and it was lacking"
EXACTLY!!! Also Except some big names we didn't see big celebrities who is marion cottilard? nobody knows her in the usa i dislike tomkat brangelina but at least they are entertaining and glam.The other A list stars weren't really glamour or well dressed it was boring.
Re: kimberly –
exactly! nothing appealing about desperate people.
I have no idea who any of these actors are. They should nominate movies like "Knocked Up" and "Chuck and Larry" if they want ratings.
maybe it's because there is an award show every other week.
Yeah that might be true but it beat the ratings on that HORRIBLE
Diva special of yours. I'd be surprised if 21 people watched that.
A real stinker P-Baby.
Patches
DIOS MIO….all I have seen "live" of the oscars was Amy Adams absolutely terrible performance…I sing better in the shower…..drunk!…. why on earth was she asked to "perform"?????????????????
PS>>>>john Stewart ALWAYS rocks!
PS>>>>john Stewart ALWAYS rocks!
Re: Stinky Man – Amen. This is just more proof that the rest of America really doesn't give a fuck about rewarding the rich assholes of Hollywood.