Paris Wants To Be Your Friend!
Filed under: Reality Television > Nicole Richie > Paris Hilton
Whether you like it or not, you know you'll be watching!
Paris Hilton is coming back to the small screen. That's right, the Simple Life alum is working on a new reality TV show.
The premise???
"The show is going to be about her searching for a new best friend," says a source close to the project. "Paris is tired of the haters and she's looking for someone new. She's looking for someone new and cool who she can trust."
The yet to be titled program is expected to be picked up by MTV or VH1.
According to the source, the new show is "going to be full of good chick drama and you will see a side of Paris not seen on Simple Life."
We love chick drama. We love it even more if there's some girl on girl making out action! Thin A Shot of Love!
Posted: February 25, 2008 at 7:22 pm
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umm ok
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oh paris, go away
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woooooooooooooooooooooooo
i wanted to do that for a ling time lol
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.. && why is she making a new rellaity show?? Like really does she need more publicity and money$ !… God this show will not be a hit..
paris is a good time, id totally hang with her haha
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pathetic
premiere!
O.K THATS WEIRD… SORRY BUT NICOLE IS IRREPLACEABLE SHE MADE THAT SHOW!!!!!!
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haha! poor paris, does she have no life?
omg can't wait to see!!
FIERCE !!
Are you shitting me?
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i LOVE Nicole though, she is so my hot bitch!!
ha! ha! ha!
This is exactly why women continue to not be taken seriously in todays society
OH MY GOD!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOO!!! BAD IDEA! BAD IDEA! Can't she just stay away from TV? And movies? And music?
NO MORE PARIS-SITE
stop kissing Paris Hiltons ass!!! u make fun of every other celebrity but not her???? dumbass!
Sounds lame.
ummmm could she ever behave like an adult instead of a 13 year old "i want to belong/please love me"??
firsssst
Are you serious? God, she's so annoying! I hate that we glorify a dumb slut.
I would be her best friend any day! =D
… did you sign up yet?
haha
Her movies tanked big time, her music stinks…Paris, get it through your head, we don't want to watch you in any medium.
Pathetic attempt at attention!
you all fail at life
Dumbest reality concept yet! And that's saying ALOT!
really?
does she honestly think the best way to find a new best friend is through a reality show? that's almost as asinine as finding "true love" on tv
someone smack some sense into her… or not. i'm sure it'll be fucking hilarious. i won't be watching though. i'll hear about her stupidity on perezhilton.com
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And who cares… it is Paris HIlton. Real friend? oh please
i want to be her bff
I WOULD NEVER WATCH THAT!
IS PARIS THAT DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION?
WHAT A STUPID IDEA.
I WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THIS SHIZ!!!!
I WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THIS SHIZ!!!!
I WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THIS SHIZ!!!!
I WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THIS SHIZ!!!!
I WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THIS SHIZ!!!!
I'd tap either one of them. Why not?
SHE IS SOOOOOFA KING STUPID!…I HAVE TO LAUGH EVERYTIME I SEE A PIC OR VID OF HERE… SHE IS TRULEY CLUELESS!
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I Have NEVER watched, nor will I EVER watch.
finding a best friend on a cable tv show?
wow.
hah.
i'm sure it will be interesting, though.
No . . . I won't be watching. Why would anyone watch this talentless hack?
you couldnt pay me enough to be her friend! How pathetic is she that she needs to beg for someone to be her friend??
Her and Ryan Seacrest can do a show. The premise would be somewhat along the lines of who's a bigger tool.
Shes a moron
So the plot is? Paris Hilton searching for a new friend? Give me a break! Is this what you want to watch people?!
This will certainly be award-winning television!
Paris Hilton! (If you can read?) Please do the world a favour and buy yourself an education! That is actually something money can buy! Friends and class are not!
Oh, please. She's only doing it to stay in the public eye because her movie bombed and she can only be photographed swinging on poles and dancing on tables in Vegas for just so long. She doesn't give a Flying Fig about friendship.
How about using grammar and spell check, idiot!
"someone who she can trust"… um its WHOM
and "thin a shot of love"… its thinK.
Moron!
Paris - Go Away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Make it stop! Please, make it stop! Paris Hilton is so over!
wow. how….sad. i don't think i'll be watching - she's the poster child for ego-mania and bad karma. afterall, she has already been outed now for starving her dogs to death and neglecting her pets. who wants to be friends with this kind of person?
maybe time to step out of the spotlight, and doing some inner reflecting there?
yeah, it's the friends that are untrustworthy
what's not to do?
how to i apply omg lol no joke
where do i apply?
wow. how….sad. i don't think i'll be watching - she's the poster child for ego-mania and selfishness. afterall, she has already been outed now for starving her dogs to death and neglecting her pets. who wants to be friends with this kind of person?
maybe time to step out of the spotlight, and doing some inner reflecting there?
This show is gonna BOMB big time, haha. When is she gonna learn that no one gives a shit about her anymore??
I truly feel sad for these celebrities and girls in general who think that their best friends are really their best friends. I'm sorry, not being a blonde hater or anything but most of these blonde girls who just party all of the time…are just sad people. They waste their time thinking that they're cool b/c their friends are blondes and they party more than anyone else. Seriously, I feel bad for them that they don't have a best friend they can actually trust. They think they're cool but in reality…rest of us laugh at them b/c they're such dumbasses. I probably will watch the first episode of this and just laugh at how sad and pathetic these girls are. Oh, and I don't want to sound like I'm sterotyping but according to the statistic provided by ABC, only 1-2% of the blondes are real blondes…so these stupid bitches are dying their hair to be a fake dumb blonde. Gwod, stick with the natural hair color and stop being a fake. I like many blondes but I would never ever trust them to be their Best friends. BFF should stand for backstabbing friends forever…that's quoting this guy who wrote "girls are weird but they smell pretty" I recommend that book. lol
Because no one that knows her will be her friend
i'd rather be tina fey's friend lol
Re: ThisGirl –
really, no one would know that if you didn't correct him……Shut the fuck up you stupid cunt
OMG… I'd do it… can I be her new bestest? LOVES IT… but not if it's not me. haha.
Do I have to be stick skinny, pretty, and stupid to apply for this?
That is so embarrassing and lame. This woman literally has no shame…
I wont be watching I can assure you of that. Her Herpes is her friend along with all the other STDs she has.
SHE SHOULD SEARCH OUT THE DORKS WHO DID THE VALTREX COMMERCIALS,THEN SHE'D HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON WITH SOMEONE ELSE…..I THINK PEREZ SHOULD DO A LIST OF THE ”HERPES CHAIN”….START WITH PARIS AND SEE WHO IS THE LAST ON THAT LONG LONG CHAIN,CHART THE SPREAD OF THAT DREADED NASTY INFECTION.
57th!
She needs to just be friends with a giant dildo
ok Paris, ur a celebrity, a frikkin heiress
and ur this god damn desperate?
she has too much time on her hands….
i will not be watching this bullshit.
besides, it was NICOLE who made simple life any good anyways!!
'She's looking for someone new and cool who she can trust."
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To Paris: because of all the two-faced backstabbing you have done all of your life you will never find anyone you can fully trust- karma, bitch.
OH GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK ALREADY? WHO IS THE FUCKING MORON AT MTV TO GREEN LIGHT THIS PIECE OF SHIT HASBEEN?
THIS REEKS OF DESPERATION AT ITS FINEST! DESPERATE FOR MTV AND DESPERATE FOR PARIS HILTON….
PARIS HILTON IS A FUCKING CUNT THAT NOBODY RESPECTS! THATS WHY SHE WASN'T IN TOWN FOR THE OSCARS.. BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS HER SKANKY ASS AROUND!
FUCK YOU PARIS HILTON
FUCK YOU PARIS HILTON
FUCK YOU PARIS HILTON
HOPE YOU DIE OF PANCREATIC CANCER!
How about you Perez…what a show that would make….La Aprendiza Starring Paris and Perez….unless you make her your bitch in which case it would be Perez and Paris.
For real? I can't believe she's still acting this way at her age. That'd be like my sister in law pulling this shit… How utterly pathetic. Someone take her out back and shoot her, please.
woah how do you get on this show???
i am making chicken with peppers and onions over rice for dinner. that is more interesting than Paris.
sHE'S doing it for money!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi. My name is Brooke Hogan and yes, I'm _that_ desperate for publicity that I will whore myself out as Paris Hilton's comedy sidekick.
i cannot wait
i'm definitely a nicole fan and the show will be lacking without her, but..
… she should totally choose me
i need to know more about this, i so should audition
On the contrary Perez, I am quite sure I WON'T be watching…
She is such Bullshit from head to toe, this girl deserves to be hideously mamed in a table-dancing mishap. THAT I would watch.
that's so lame!
Re: devala – Yer fuckin stupid.
wonder about them benefits
more like a sidekick/assistant. i'd do it but i'm afraid i'll catch an std from her.
Re: says me – No, it's not. Yer ugly.
#79 Say's Me's chicken with peppers and onions sounds delicious. And it is more interesting than Paris.
No I won't be watching. How many times does the world have to see this skank act like an airhead and make a fool of herself? It's already happened a million times. She's already like a re-run of herself.
I would rather have a root canal without anesthesia than watch anything with Paris Hilton in it.
Awesome!
Simple life was hillarious
she should humble down. i'm sure she's sick of this scene. she'll eventually see what life is really about.
no, thank's
shit man when will this stupid bitch go away. i'm sick and tired of hearing about her dumbass and these stupid reality shows. its getting on my nerves and i know a lot of people agree with me. damn these stupid talentless whores.
I just barfed.
EVERYBODY SHOULD NOT WATCH THIS SHOW. THIS JACKFROST LOOKING, FLAT CHESTED, PORNSTAR WANNA BE BITCH SHOULD NOT DESERVE AIRTIME, CAUSE SHE HAS NO FRIENDS,…AND MAYBE CAUSE THERES SOON 2B NO MORE MONEY. SOME REAL ACTOR/ACTRESS/ENTERTAINMENT ARTSIT WILL NOT FIND A SLOT ON T.V. CAUSE OF THIS BITCH……………ARGH! HATE! HER! GO FLASH YA COOCHIE SOME MORE! SHE'S UGLY/TRASH. I BET U PARIS HILTON DOES NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT'S 2+2=
she announced this SATURDAY in st.louis . Just alittle late
i despise this bitch.. i will not watch or buy anything with her name on it… i had the chance to trip her stupid ass in vegas last weekend but there were too many people around.. i just kick her big ass shoe, but she probably didnt feel anything.. i hate her and the day she dies there will be a celebration!
O-V-E-R!
Hello, The Greek Giant here sucking on Paris's tiny breasts like a ravenous baboon as I shove her little pet doggie into my asshole. Since Paris is not lactating I, The Greek Giant, will fire a Giant sperm explosion all over her breasts and then screech on the top of my voice. Meanwhile, you impoverished American bums must save your worthless US dollars to purchase two Big Macs for lunch each day. That is all.