Paris Wants To Be Your Friend!

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Whether you like it or not, you know you'll be watching!

Paris Hilton is coming back to the small screen. That's right, the Simple Life alum is working on a new reality TV show.

The premise???

"The show is going to be about her searching for a new best friend," says a source close to the project. "Paris is tired of the haters and she's looking for someone new. She's looking for someone new and cool who she can trust."

The yet to be titled program is expected to be picked up by MTV or VH1.

According to the source, the new show is "going to be full of good chick drama and you will see a side of Paris not seen on Simple Life."

We love chick drama. We love it even more if there's some girl on girl making out action! Thin A Shot of Love!

    Posted: Feb 25, 2008 at 7:22 pm / Email this  »

    187 comments to “Paris Wants To Be Your Friend!”

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    1. yo says – reply to this


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      first

    2. JENNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA says – reply to this


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      firsttttttttttttttt

    3. -shaira--------------- says – reply to this


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      umm ok

    4. will says – reply to this


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      first =]

    5. sarah says – reply to this


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      oh paris, go away

    6. first says – reply to this


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      firsttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
      woooooooooooooooooooooooo
      i wanted to do that for a ling time lol

    7. Liz says – reply to this


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      AHHAHAHAHA FIRST

    8. Alexis says – reply to this


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      FIRST :) .. && why is she making a new rellaity show?? Like really does she need more publicity and money$ !… God this show will not be a hit..

    9. manda says – reply to this


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      paris is a good time, id totally hang with her haha

    10. charlotte says – reply to this


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      first

    11. casey says – reply to this


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      pathetic

    12. fl says – reply to this


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      premiere!

    13. Ali says – reply to this


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      O.K THATS WEIRD… SORRY BUT NICOLE IS IRREPLACEABLE SHE MADE THAT SHOW!!!!!!

    14. lina says – reply to this


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      first?

    15. chloe says – reply to this


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      haha! poor paris, does she have no life?

    16. chola says – reply to this


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      omg can't wait to see!!
      FIERCE !!

    17. AgentGiggles. says – reply to this


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      Are you shitting me?

    18. danyandgeri says – reply to this


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      FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTt

    19. chola says – reply to this


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      i LOVE Nicole though, she is so my hot bitch!!

    20. showbiz says – reply to this


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      ha! ha! ha!

    21. stupid says – reply to this


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      This is exactly why women continue to not be taken seriously in todays society

    22. PJ says – reply to this


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      OH MY GOD!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    23. SB says – reply to this


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      NOOOOOO!!! BAD IDEA! BAD IDEA! Can't she just stay away from TV? And movies? And music?

    24. NO MORE PARIS says – reply to this


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      NO MORE PARIS-SITE

    25. Jillian says – reply to this


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      stop kissing Paris Hiltons ass!!! u make fun of every other celebrity but not her???? dumbass!

    26. Meg says – reply to this


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      Sounds lame.

    27. jimena says – reply to this


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      ummmm could she ever behave like an adult instead of a 13 year old "i want to belong/please love me"??

    28. JONASSS says – reply to this


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      firsssst :D

    29. Aimée says – reply to this


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      Are you serious? God, she's so annoying! I hate that we glorify a dumb slut.

    30. NicholasJace says – reply to this


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      I would be her best friend any day! =D

    31. Elisha Cuthbert says – reply to this


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      … did you sign up yet?

    32. ang says – reply to this


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      haha

    33. Mandy says – reply to this


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      Her movies tanked big time, her music stinks…Paris, get it through your head, we don't want to watch you in any medium.

      Pathetic attempt at attention!

    34. fail says – reply to this


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      you all fail at life

    35. realist says – reply to this


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      Dumbest reality concept yet! And that's saying ALOT!

    36. cat says – reply to this


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      really?

      does she honestly think the best way to find a new best friend is through a reality show? that's almost as asinine as finding "true love" on tv

      someone smack some sense into her… or not. i'm sure it'll be fucking hilarious. i won't be watching though. i'll hear about her stupidity on perezhilton.com

    37. BlAH says – reply to this


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      #4?

      And who cares… it is Paris HIlton. Real friend? oh please

    38. asdasd says – reply to this


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      i want to be her bff

    39. bethany says – reply to this


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      I WOULD NEVER WATCH THAT!
      IS PARIS THAT DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION?
      WHAT A STUPID IDEA.

    40. STEVEN says – reply to this


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      I WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THIS SHIZ!!!!
      I WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THIS SHIZ!!!!
      I WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THIS SHIZ!!!!
      I WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THIS SHIZ!!!!
      I WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THIS SHIZ!!!!

    41. kermit says – reply to this


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      I'd tap either one of them. Why not?

    42. OSAMA BIN HIDING IN PARIS....FRANCE says – reply to this


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      SHE IS SOOOOOFA KING STUPID!…I HAVE TO LAUGH EVERYTIME I SEE A PIC OR VID OF HERE… SHE IS TRULEY CLUELESS!
      .
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      MY SPACE DOT COM / WICKEDLESTER1263

    43. Pippa says – reply to this


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      I Have NEVER watched, nor will I EVER watch.

    44. amy says – reply to this


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      finding a best friend on a cable tv show?
      wow.
      hah.
      i'm sure it will be interesting, though.

    45. Scy says – reply to this


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      No . . . I won't be watching. Why would anyone watch this talentless hack?

    46. PARIS IS A HO!! says – reply to this


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      you couldnt pay me enough to be her friend! How pathetic is she that she needs to beg for someone to be her friend??

    47. Laura De says – reply to this


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      Her and Ryan Seacrest can do a show. The premise would be somewhat along the lines of who's a bigger tool.

    48. flanders says – reply to this


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      Shes a moron

    49. Cecily says – reply to this


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      So the plot is? Paris Hilton searching for a new friend? Give me a break! Is this what you want to watch people?!
      This will certainly be award-winning television!
      Paris Hilton! (If you can read?) Please do the world a favour and buy yourself an education! That is actually something money can buy! Friends and class are not!

    50. ParisHasNoRealFriends says – reply to this


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      Oh, please. She's only doing it to stay in the public eye because her movie bombed and she can only be photographed swinging on poles and dancing on tables in Vegas for just so long. She doesn't give a Flying Fig about friendship.

    51. ThisGirl says – reply to this


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      How about using grammar and spell check, idiot!
      "someone who she can trust"… um its WHOM
      and "thin a shot of love"… its thinK.
      Moron!

    52. nanc says – reply to this


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      Paris - Go Away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    53. xuszerep says – reply to this


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      Make it stop! Please, make it stop! Paris Hilton is so over!

    54. bleep says – reply to this


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      wow. how….sad. i don't think i'll be watching - she's the poster child for ego-mania and bad karma. afterall, she has already been outed now for starving her dogs to death and neglecting her pets. who wants to be friends with this kind of person?

      maybe time to step out of the spotlight, and doing some inner reflecting there?

    55. plain jane says – reply to this


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      yeah, it's the friends that are untrustworthy

    56. yabbakhiji says – reply to this


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      what's not to do?

    57. david says – reply to this


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      how to i apply omg lol no joke

    58. kim says – reply to this


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      where do i apply?

    59. bleep says – reply to this


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      wow. how….sad. i don't think i'll be watching - she's the poster child for ego-mania and selfishness. afterall, she has already been outed now for starving her dogs to death and neglecting her pets. who wants to be friends with this kind of person?

      maybe time to step out of the spotlight, and doing some inner reflecting there?

    60. Laury says – reply to this


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      This show is gonna BOMB big time, haha. When is she gonna learn that no one gives a shit about her anymore??

    61. Kira says – reply to this


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      I truly feel sad for these celebrities and girls in general who think that their best friends are really their best friends. I'm sorry, not being a blonde hater or anything but most of these blonde girls who just party all of the time…are just sad people. They waste their time thinking that they're cool b/c their friends are blondes and they party more than anyone else. Seriously, I feel bad for them that they don't have a best friend they can actually trust. They think they're cool but in reality…rest of us laugh at them b/c they're such dumbasses. I probably will watch the first episode of this and just laugh at how sad and pathetic these girls are. Oh, and I don't want to sound like I'm sterotyping but according to the statistic provided by ABC, only 1-2% of the blondes are real blondes…so these stupid bitches are dying their hair to be a fake dumb blonde. Gwod, stick with the natural hair color and stop being a fake. I like many blondes but I would never ever trust them to be their Best friends. BFF should stand for backstabbing friends forever…that's quoting this guy who wrote "girls are weird but they smell pretty" I recommend that book. lol

    62. PARIS HAS HERPES says – reply to this


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      Because no one that knows her will be her friend

    63. rue21 says – reply to this


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      i'd rather be tina fey's friend lol

    64. Gonna beat that girl down says – reply to this


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      Re: ThisGirl

      really, no one would know that if you didn't correct him……Shut the fuck up you stupid cunt

    65. Marguerite says – reply to this


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      OMG… I'd do it… can I be her new bestest? LOVES IT… but not if it's not me. haha.

    66. Sarah says – reply to this


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      Do I have to be stick skinny, pretty, and stupid to apply for this?

    67. only strangers that want some money will want to be her friend says – reply to this


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      That is so embarrassing and lame. This woman literally has no shame…

    68. PhillipP says – reply to this


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      I wont be watching I can assure you of that. Her Herpes is her friend along with all the other STDs she has.

    69. 1-800-VALTREX says – reply to this


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      SHE SHOULD SEARCH OUT THE DORKS WHO DID THE VALTREX COMMERCIALS,THEN SHE'D HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON WITH SOMEONE ELSE…..I THINK PEREZ SHOULD DO A LIST OF THE ”HERPES CHAIN”….START WITH PARIS AND SEE WHO IS THE LAST ON THAT LONG LONG CHAIN,CHART THE SPREAD OF THAT DREADED NASTY INFECTION.

    70. juli says – reply to this


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      57th!

    71. Our puppy Daisy says – reply to this


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      She needs to just be friends with a giant dildo

    72. NYC says – reply to this


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      ok Paris, ur a celebrity, a frikkin heiress
      and ur this god damn desperate?
      she has too much time on her hands….
      i will not be watching this bullshit.

      besides, it was NICOLE who made simple life any good anyways!!

    73. KR says – reply to this


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      'She's looking for someone new and cool who she can trust."
      _________________________________________________

      To Paris: because of all the two-faced backstabbing you have done all of your life you will never find anyone you can fully trust- karma, bitch.

    74. bill abong says – reply to this


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      OH GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK ALREADY? WHO IS THE FUCKING MORON AT MTV TO GREEN LIGHT THIS PIECE OF SHIT HASBEEN?

      THIS REEKS OF DESPERATION AT ITS FINEST! DESPERATE FOR MTV AND DESPERATE FOR PARIS HILTON….

      PARIS HILTON IS A FUCKING CUNT THAT NOBODY RESPECTS! THATS WHY SHE WASN'T IN TOWN FOR THE OSCARS.. BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS HER SKANKY ASS AROUND!

      FUCK YOU PARIS HILTON
      FUCK YOU PARIS HILTON
      FUCK YOU PARIS HILTON

      HOPE YOU DIE OF PANCREATIC CANCER!

    75. Gazzer says – reply to this


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      How about you Perez…what a show that would make….La Aprendiza Starring Paris and Perez….unless you make her your bitch in which case it would be Perez and Paris.

    76. Gwen says – reply to this


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      For real? I can't believe she's still acting this way at her age. That'd be like my sister in law pulling this shit… How utterly pathetic. Someone take her out back and shoot her, please.

    77. brooke says – reply to this


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      woah how do you get on this show???

    78. says me says – reply to this


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      i am making chicken with peppers and onions over rice for dinner. that is more interesting than Paris.

    79. ester says – reply to this


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      sHE'S doing it for money!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    80. Brooke Hogan says – reply to this


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      Hi. My name is Brooke Hogan and yes, I'm _that_ desperate for publicity that I will whore myself out as Paris Hilton's comedy sidekick.

    81. devala says – reply to this


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      i cannot wait
      i'm definitely a nicole fan and the show will be lacking without her, but..
      … she should totally choose me

    82. Petar Hilton says – reply to this


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      i need to know more about this, i so should audition

    83. Dee says – reply to this


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      On the contrary Perez, I am quite sure I WON'T be watching…

      She is such Bullshit from head to toe, this girl deserves to be hideously mamed in a table-dancing mishap. THAT I would watch.

    84. lame-o says – reply to this


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      that's so lame!

    85. Lola says – reply to this


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      Re: devala – Yer fuckin stupid.

    86. JM says – reply to this


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      wonder about them benefits

    87. mabel says – reply to this


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      more like a sidekick/assistant. i'd do it but i'm afraid i'll catch an std from her.

    88. Lola says – reply to this


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      Re: says me – No, it's not. Yer ugly.

    89. Sarah says – reply to this


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      #79 Say's Me's chicken with peppers and onions sounds delicious. And it is more interesting than Paris.

      No I won't be watching. How many times does the world have to see this skank act like an airhead and make a fool of herself? It's already happened a million times. She's already like a re-run of herself.

    90. Eris, Goddess of Discord says – reply to this


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      I would rather have a root canal without anesthesia than watch anything with Paris Hilton in it.

    91. Someone says – reply to this


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      Awesome!
      Simple life was hillarious

    92. brian molko says – reply to this


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      she should humble down. i'm sure she's sick of this scene. she'll eventually see what life is really about.

    93. tre says – reply to this


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      no, thank's

    94. jo says – reply to this


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      shit man when will this stupid bitch go away. i'm sick and tired of hearing about her dumbass and these stupid reality shows. its getting on my nerves and i know a lot of people agree with me. damn these stupid talentless whores.

    95. Meagan says – reply to this


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      I just barfed.

    96. HATER NUMERO UNO says – reply to this


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      EVERYBODY SHOULD NOT WATCH THIS SHOW. THIS JACKFROST LOOKING, FLAT CHESTED, PORNSTAR WANNA BE BITCH SHOULD NOT DESERVE AIRTIME, CAUSE SHE HAS NO FRIENDS,…AND MAYBE CAUSE THERES SOON 2B NO MORE MONEY. SOME REAL ACTOR/ACTRESS/ENTERTAINMENT ARTSIT WILL NOT FIND A SLOT ON T.V. CAUSE OF THIS BITCH……………ARGH! HATE! HER! GO FLASH YA COOCHIE SOME MORE! SHE'S UGLY/TRASH. I BET U PARIS HILTON DOES NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT'S 2+2=

    97. Me says – reply to this


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      she announced this SATURDAY in st.louis . Just alittle late

    98. liliana says – reply to this


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      i despise this bitch.. i will not watch or buy anything with her name on it… i had the chance to trip her stupid ass in vegas last weekend but there were too many people around.. i just kick her big ass shoe, but she probably didnt feel anything.. i hate her and the day she dies there will be a celebration!

    99. Joyous1 says – reply to this


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      O-V-E-R!

    100. The Greek Giant says – reply to this


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      Hello, The Greek Giant here sucking on Paris's tiny breasts like a ravenous baboon as I shove her little pet doggie into my asshole. Since Paris is not lactating I, The Greek Giant, will fire a Giant sperm explosion all over her breasts and then screech on the top of my voice. Meanwhile, you impoverished American bums must save your worthless US dollars to purchase two Big Macs for lunch each day. That is all.

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