Separated At Birth

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Left: Miley Cyrus. Right: Miz Beaver.

    Posted: Feb 25, 2008 at 12:45 pm / Email this  »

    634 comments to “Separated At Birth”

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    1. mk says – reply to this


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      first. and definitely.

    2. Kerry says – reply to this


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      I don't like her one bit!

      (:

    3. Bill says – reply to this


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      Whooooooa

    4. diorwhore22 says – reply to this


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      hahahhahaha
      love it
      so true

    5. ally says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!

    6. mghmnh says – reply to this


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      I thought she was making some funny faces too lol FIRSTT

    7. Nicole says – reply to this


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      first!

    8. Teddy Mark says – reply to this


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      Miley is like SO hot
      except right now she is like so NOT

    9. bernawhat says – reply to this


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      first!

    10. Too Funny says – reply to this


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      LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    11. Jen says – reply to this


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      I love this bitch, but that pout face is SO old

      oh yeah, MK IS FIRST, THE FIRST FAT CUNT EVER

    12. Billy Gay Cyrus says – reply to this


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      haha LOL. That's cute.

      NOT FIRST!!!

    13. mandi says – reply to this


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      you are so mean. imagine who your long lost twin is perez. disgusting freak.

    14. caro says – reply to this


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      first???!

    15. Why was she even there? says – reply to this


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      Couldn't believe Miley was a presenter at the Oscars, but at least she was, for once, appropriately dressed for her age.

    16. me says – reply to this


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      awww….that's slightly mean, Perez. But…she has weird teeth. WHY are they so strange? Why don't they get them fixed?? She has plenty of money and she is old enough. Why don't they fix them?

    17. lynn says – reply to this


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      lmao

    18. Kbizzle says – reply to this


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      she's gross

    19. LB says – reply to this


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      She is soooooooo unattractive.

    20. hiii says – reply to this


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      she looks like a little girl dressed up in mommy's clothes.

    21. simplewelt.com says – reply to this


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      she looks better without this "i-try-to-be-glamourous"-style.

      simplewelt.com

    22. sumguyuknow says – reply to this


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      Wow, you really can't leave this poor girl alone!

    23. allyy says – reply to this


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      wow!! ugly ugly freak miley!

    24. brenda says – reply to this


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      she looks just like a 15 year old trying to be sexy. Oh wait…..

    25. ArmPitt™ says – reply to this


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      She's just trying to look grown up!!!
      You're just mean Perez!!!

    26. sista says – reply to this


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      first!

    27. Natalia says – reply to this


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      HOla soy de Argentina.. speack spanish?? jaja te dejo muchos besos y sabe que aca se lee mucho tu pagina.. nos seguimos viendo.. te deseo mucha suerte y buena vida..(la de la foto no la conozco)

    28. Horizan says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHA

    29. Laura says – reply to this


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      perez dont be so mean!!!

    30. WhyWhat says – reply to this


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      I thought you liked Miley, Perez?

    31. Sherri says – reply to this


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      your an a$$hole. thats ridiculous

    32. Chiqui Monkey says – reply to this


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      First! And that's mean.

    33. Ginger says – reply to this


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      LOL too funny!

    34. pshhhh says – reply to this


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      This little girl could BUY AND SELL YOU FATASS!!!

    35. Jako says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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      DEFINITELY!!!!!!
      Actually, she usually looks more like a horse…

    36. lol says – reply to this


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      hahahahahahhaha

    37. DISNEY WHORES says – reply to this


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      SHE TRIES SO HARD TO BE SEXY. MILEY, PLEASE. NO MORE PANTIE PICS. YOU'RE ONLY A EFFIN CHILD, AN ADOLESENT. IT'S NOT SEXY. IT'S PEDOPHELIC-LIKE AND YOU'RE PIMPING YOURELF OUT….. AND WHAT'S WITH THE "DSL"? YOUR DAD SHOULD SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOU FOR BEHAVING THAT WAY, UNLESS HE'S CLUELESS TOO.

    38. anonymous says – reply to this


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      the poor child is just not attractive…i'm sorry

    39. grace says – reply to this


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      Cute!

    40. lbme says – reply to this


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      She looked beautiful…save the hate for the ones who deserve it!

    41. lu says – reply to this


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      haha what's with her hair?? ohh she tries so hard :( tragic

    42. barb says – reply to this


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      She's just a kid - leave her alone.

    43. Cory says – reply to this


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      First!!

    44. Bren says – reply to this


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      OMG Perez! LOL!

    45. steve says – reply to this


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      You are a fat homo.

    46. Toots says – reply to this


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      She is such an ugly girl.

    47. Alex Michael Rieger says – reply to this


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      miley is my dream girl
      she wuzz lookin FINE on da red carpet last night
      but hurr lips look retarded

    48. HellYeah says – reply to this


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      Why the hell does she look like she is puckering up? Sure, she's only 15 but I hope her parentals do something about this upcoming party girl. Also, for those who saw her interview all I can say is…. butch.

    49. Micka says – reply to this


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      Those lips are ridiculous!!!! Why on earth is every woman in Hollywood trying to have lips like a DUCK?? They end up looking like ugly porn stars. (Angelina Jolie is only one you geese ;-)

    50. lex says – reply to this


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      ahahahaha
      good stuff
      good good funny stuff

      renfroe!!!

    51. Lauren says – reply to this


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      I hate Miley Cyrus. There is no reason why she is a celebrity. She sounds like a hick that has been smoking for 50 years. she cannot sing, act, be anything but overly dramatic and annoying. She also needs to stay away from Nick Jonas before she contaminates him. I HATE YOU MILEY

    52. Jamie says – reply to this


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      That's messed up..

    53. Kayla says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHA this is great!!! =)

    54. jessica says – reply to this


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      are u seriously making fun of a 15 year old. do u remember being 15.. im sure as a big fat gay kid u got ur share..

    55. LongIsland Deeva says – reply to this


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      Haaaaaaa, just like Paris HIlton looks like a PARAKEET

    56. fatmoron says – reply to this


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      OK NOW LET'S COMPARE A BIG PILE OF DOG SHIT NEXT TO PEREZ

    57. Kelly says – reply to this


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      MESS!!!

    58. BALDS says – reply to this


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      skillz

    59. ak says – reply to this


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      Thats that cool, she is still a kid. Wait until is F*cks up before you start making fun of her!

    60. sophe says – reply to this


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      miley looks like a 50 year old woman there

    61. Hou. says – reply to this


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      Did anyone ever notice how she tries - like goes out of her way - to make a "sexy" face in all her pictures?
      Her face really is coming out all zoolander in her pictures….

    62. Nicky says – reply to this


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      SHES SO FUCKING UGLY!

    63. GRRRace says – reply to this


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      hahahah what a loser
      she's so ugly!
      why did she even go to the academy awards anyways?

    64. sharon says – reply to this


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      ha she is sooo ugly!

    65. Joe Kaplan says – reply to this


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      she thought she looked so pretty doing this face last night but it's NAWT HOT!

    66. Del says – reply to this


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      lol. what is she doing with her lips?!

    67. Heather says – reply to this


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      she always looks like she has a duck bill for a mouth when she poses! WTF???

    68. b2thawin says – reply to this


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      damn i knew they were in the same animal phylum. genes are a bitch, and i hate this little bitch

    69. Kris says – reply to this


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      She's a kid. Off limits.

    70. Molly says – reply to this


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      I didn't know beavers had webbed feet!

    71. lu says – reply to this


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      do you not think her cheeks hurt now from sucking them in the whole time?

    72. monkey says – reply to this


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      no no noo she looks lik a monkeyyyy!!!

    73. jessica says – reply to this


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      this is the same thing people did to britney, and look how fucked up she is.. i was so proud of u for how uve been handling britney, but this is just wrong. shes 15. haterssss.

    74. Terri says – reply to this


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      Man Perez give this girl a break! I am starting to suspect that you are attempting to give her a breakdown.

    75. dale says – reply to this


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      Isn't she ugly? What's her appeal….seriously. She's 15 btw!! Her eyes are sooo close together. She looks like her face was in a vice. I'm so damn sick of this bitch. Really now….l

    76. Crunch says – reply to this


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      Who is this ugly little punk trying to be anyway? She looked much better before. And who tells her that posing bow-legged is the way to look good? Be a kid for a while longer Miley. Little hillbilly ho bag.

    77. alex says – reply to this


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      PEREZ you are about to be thirty and here you go AGAIN picking on a GORGEOUS 15 year old girl that has a million times more success than you, so get off her ass and let her work and continue to leave your fat ass in the dust.

      P.S. what did she ever do to YOU to give you a reason to hate her?

    78. geez says – reply to this


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      God Perez……she's a CHILD!! How can you not like her so much already??? She's younger than that boil that you have on your ass!!! :lol:

    79. Niki says – reply to this


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      LOL!! I've seen her make this face a few times in pics…I guess she thinks its sexy hahahaha…fact of the matter is, SHE'S 15 YEARS OLD…she's got PLENTY of time to be sexy when she gets a bit older, just my opinion.

    80. cccurus says – reply to this


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      Yeah she really should stop making that face..

    81. DALE says – reply to this


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      Thats fuckin hilarious, the only difference is the beaver has more talent.

    82. perezishatin says – reply to this


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      why you hatin on Miley so hard?

    83. Hayley says – reply to this


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      AHHHH HAHAHAHAHHA
      I actually fell off my bed laughing
      My little sister loves her wayyy too much.
      Like 90's kids loved the Spice Girls.
      But they were good:P

    84. Shannon says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHAHA too funny

    85. Lauren says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
      OMG;

    86. fwannee says – reply to this


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      Whatz up with those lips>

    87. angggella says – reply to this


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      she has the same eyebrows as spock from star trek…..

    88. siLL says – reply to this


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      eewwwwwww…

    89. me says – reply to this


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      love it!!! so true!

    90. shery says – reply to this


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      your "hard on" for her is getting tired and old. why can't you let her be a kid and do her thing? btw have you not noticed your teeth? I sure have!!!

    91. doodie says – reply to this


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      why the fuck does she do that with her mouth. She annoys the hell out of me and i'm not sure why.

    92. Alexandre Nachi says – reply to this


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      Snaggle Tooth BITCH!!!!!!!

    93. Timmy says – reply to this


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      That's mean. I can be a caddy bitch myself, but she is a child and should be off limits until she's either of age, OR, does something truly heinous or illegal for publicity. To date, she has done nothing out of the ordinary but sell butt loads of concert tickets and be a role model for underage Disney fans. Leave her alone.

    94. k.c. says – reply to this


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      Whatever Perez……..scraping the bottom of the barrel for news today hu? This is LAME.

    95. BABIES, NON LATINO LATINAS says – reply to this


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      Re: AND WHAT DOES PARASITE HAVE AGAINST MILEY????? – #67. Okay, Jessica or Cash, we know it's you. Jessica, I don't like you because you open your mouth and stuidity comes out. Fine, if you don't acknowledge your heritage, but don't bash it in the process. BTW, your child will be born a bastard. Yes, I know it's hip in LALA Land to watch the baby bump, but fact remains you're not married yet and it will be born a bastard….. Poor baby.

    96. Memo says – reply to this


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      You don't look any better, asshole.

    97. Miz Beavers Dentist says – reply to this


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      Is that Beaver got a gold tooth Lmao This is cruel but FUnny as Hell! thanks perez!
      ~watch out for Her Daddy he is creepy protective~
      what a good morning you just made me laugh! Thanks

    98. Christine says – reply to this


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      I wish she would stop doing that with her face all time! Your 15! Stop trying to act sexy! Your not supposed to be at 15!!!!!!!

    99. woowooh says – reply to this


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      Ive been askin myself WHY she puckers her lips like that-so gross..i hope someone tells her to stop because it aint flattering. :)

    100. faith says – reply to this


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      thank you thank you thank you!!!!

      :) You've made my day!

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