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Left: John Travolta's hair at the Oscars. Right: Monchhichi!

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  1. Sarah says – reply to this


    101

    You say good Totie Fields - I did and YES HE DOES.

    Bwahhhhhhhh

  2. Michelle Loves Lola says – reply to this


    102

    That is an insult to the Monchhichi!!!!!!! It is much prettier than John Travolta! His hair is so bad…why does his wife let him leave the house like that?!?!?!?!?!?

  3. kae says – reply to this


    103

    I don't know…. I think it would have been better if you paired him with Eddie Munster. Look at that widow's peak!

  4. i know says – reply to this


    104

    SCREW THAT SHIT!!!! STOP PICKING ON MONCHICHI!!!!!

  5. Monica says – reply to this


    105

    i love those dolls, but him, yucky

  6. surely it is sprayed on says – reply to this


    106

    Cannot stop laughing and I have never seen hair like John's - what in the world makes his hair look like anything but real hair? It is a step up from the hairpiece he wore though…

  7. go joe! says – reply to this


    107

    It looks like the old GI Joe dolls that had "real" hair…. kinda like felt. Ick.

  8. yowie says – reply to this


    108

    hahahhahahaha!

  9. Jaime says – reply to this


    109

    That is hilarious! I actually have an original white Monchhichi that my grandma gave me. I suppose that hints to how old I am!

  10. Ancient Queen says – reply to this


    110

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    OMG!!

    Wait!! I can't *BWASNICKERHA!* breathe…..

  11. Helen says – reply to this


    111

    Hahahah! I still have a Monchichi doll! So true!

  12. sam-n-ella says – reply to this


    112

    wtf is going on with her face — not to mention the piece of liver sitting on top of her head. she's getting more and more horrifying. the closet will do that.

  13. Gwen says – reply to this


    113

    lmao. Don't ruin the monchichi's for me, Perez.

  14. smorf says – reply to this


    114

    John just go bald and grey..u will look less pathetic

  15. kerri says – reply to this


    115

    Now, that one is really funny! Makes you say humm.

  16. Lala says – reply to this


    116

    I think he looks more like herman munster
    Evil evil man

  17. rosemary says – reply to this


    117

    AHHHH! The fury, little friendly Monchichi!

  18. katie! says – reply to this


    118

    Leave Travolta alone! he is a legend…and you know you sing along everytime grease is on VH-1.

  19. alison says – reply to this


    119

    HAHAHAHAHA!! LMFAO! I was thinking chia pet, but monchichi is much better! Does anyone remember the really stupid, annoying jingle in the commercials for this thing? Those commercials were probably the reason I never wanted one of these.

  20. !eitak says – reply to this


    120

    leave travolta alone! He is a legend..besides..you know you sing along everytime Grease is on VH-1!

  21. mimi says – reply to this


    121

    HAHAHA .. gosh where do you come up with this stuff ..
    I love Perezito you are so funny

  22. samm says – reply to this


    122

    Don't you think he resemebles a lego person to?

  23. Christie G says – reply to this


    123

    His hairline creeps me out sooo bad. Is that spray on hair from a can?

  24. Kay says – reply to this


    124

    Awww I had a Monchichi. they were so cute.. but those lil suckers HURT when you hit your head with it!

  25. JoeyOh says – reply to this


    125

    Johnny good grief just get the fab transplants already what's the deal????? Half of HollyWood has

  26. Whitney says – reply to this


    126

    Hahahaha! Love it. My husband's sincere response to John Travolta's hair was, "What…What is wrong with his head?"

  27. . says – reply to this


    127

    JOHN TRAVOLTA IS A VERY GOOD LOOKING MAN THERE….JUST GONE BALD, AND HE IS NOT BUILT

  28. Lala says – reply to this


    128

    Re: Brooke – I was just going to type that. Love it

  29. Anna says – reply to this


    129

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FREAKING FUNNY , THEY ARE TWINS!!!!
    GOOD ONE PEREZ, YOU MADE ME WET MY PANTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

  30. Amanda says – reply to this


    130

    You completely stole this joke from www.wwtdd.com. Wow. Really? You can't find any of your own jokes?

  31. You Perez Cannot Comment says – reply to this


    131

    Perez, when it comes to hair comments, you of all people may not comment. STFU. : )

  32. Crazier Than Busey! says – reply to this


    132

    Travolta should've worn his pilot costume. It's not quite Sea Org, but it's kind of close. At least the captain's hat would cover up his, um, head.

  33. JustinJun says – reply to this


    133

    i looove monchichis!

  34. lulu says – reply to this


    134

    ahhhh, I haven't seen a monchichi in years!….memories

  35. Mama Lynn says – reply to this


    135

    Monchichi, you bastard! you're really showing your age now, maggot.

    *~Hey Fuck-Ass, Get me a Beer!!~*

  36. teenieweenie says – reply to this


    136

    PERFECT!!

  37. gnhregvbrfc says – reply to this


    137

    hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    your so hypicritical
    your hair is pink

  38. Carl says – reply to this


    138

    How can John embarrass himself like this? WTF?

  39. Material Boy says – reply to this


    139

    hahahahaha how cute and true hahahahahahahaha
    I Perez you are a silly queen
    I love you !!!!!!!

  40. sean says – reply to this


    140

    Didn't he look in the mirror………? Didn't he realize that he needed a redo bcuz his hair looked strange? Oh, maybe this was a scientology hairdo…

  41. reema farooki says – reply to this


    141

    hey not fair , monchhichi is so cute travolta is just fugly

  42. your ma says – reply to this


    142

    o hell na ahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  43. your ma says – reply to this


    143

    p.s. too bad the monchichi's cuter!

  44. reblakeley@gmail.com says – reply to this


    144

    Holy crap, remember we were laughing about his hair when watching the Oscars? Hahaha…his hair was so bad.

  45. Rebecca says – reply to this


    145

    Re: reblakeley@gmail.com – woops, posted that comment by accident. I thought it was an email form to send the post to a friend! Anyways, very funny comparison Perez! Haha.

  46. Alicia says – reply to this


    146

    I love me some John Travolta. Even if he does spray on his hair and pray to an alien god. He's still a very hot old man :)

  47. sasha says – reply to this


    147

    omg, i remember these! I still have some in my room… they're so adorable!!

  48. Angie says – reply to this


    148

    hahahah!!! This is so funny i love it.. oh and "baldy" can suck it bcuz we love perez!!

  49. Alyssa says – reply to this


    149

    i totally have a monchichi

  50. lola says – reply to this


    150

    he looks like curious george

  51. Snitzybinkleboo says – reply to this


    151

    Re: Michelle

    Yeah, I guess we're all so hurt becasue he was so macho but he now appears to be gay and so the homometer is fucked and everyone's mad. Grrrr.
    The whole thing is silly matter.
    btw Scientology Sucks!

  52. Sarah says – reply to this


    152

    OMG… I had totally forgotten about Monchichi. Now the song is running through my head!!! :) Thanks for the memory!

  53. liz says – reply to this


    153

    o monchichi's literally sitting on my night stand …super cute…blah travolta :P

  54. lpv says – reply to this


    154

    He looks like Curious George.

  55. lauren says – reply to this


    155

    you're a little pathetic. you stole this from wwtdd.com who posted it last night. give credit where credit is due and don't think you are at all funny.

  56. Douch Puss-ey says – reply to this


    156

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  57. cassafrass says – reply to this


    157

    i had a doll just like that when i was little and it scared the SHIT out of me! … Just like John Travolta!

  58. katie says – reply to this


    158

    the people from tv guide said his hair looked painted on

  59. old news says – reply to this


    159

    yeah
    http://dirtypiratewhores.com/?p=7122

    ..old news

  60. Kay says – reply to this


    160

    Best

    Post

    Ever!

    Laughing my ass off, over and over and over… !

    it's sad how amused I am by this!

  61. Luzmita says – reply to this


    161

    hahahahahahahahhahahaahha poor monchichi hahahahahahahah

  62. Yuck says – reply to this


    162

    Ew! Scientology is seeping out of his skull!!!

  63. ED says – reply to this


    163

    I THINK HE IS LOOSING IT. NOW REALLY , NO ONE TOLD HIM HOW BAD IT LOOK. NOT EVEN IS WIFE. IT LOOK LIKE IT WAS SPRAY ON

  64. Amsterdamse meid says – reply to this


    164

    Whahaha everytime i look at mine i will think of john lol

  65. hisholefullocum says – reply to this


    165

    member that enquirer article a decade ago with loveletters he wrote that guido??
    pays good for weenie.

  66. Allan says – reply to this


    166

    put a couple of 45 rpm records on top of his head and he'll look like Mickey Mouses brother

  67. becky says – reply to this


    167

    Brilliant. This has-been looks TRA-reVOLTING lately. Ever since seeing him in pictures dressed like a woman, I can't look at him without feeling disgusted…plus he looks HORRIBLE, fat, his eyes are way too close together because that's what happens to your face when you become OLD. He is as embarrasing as that Bussey (sp?) guy interrupting interviews at the Oscars and thinking he's ANYBODY who needs to be interviewed. You actors HAVE GOT TO LEARN when you've had your 15 minutes. A little decorum, here.

  68. didntneedtoseethat says – reply to this


    168

    UGH- I thought he looked like one of those 1960s G.I. Joe dolls with the flocked-on hair and highly flamboyant handlebar sideburns.

  69. bonnie says – reply to this


    169

    ROFLMAO!!!!!!
    do scientologists have mirrors or what??????

  70. Marcie says – reply to this


    170

    Oh my god! I haven't seen a Monchichi since I was little! That's funny!

  71. Christina says – reply to this


    171

    OH HELL NO!! NOT MUNCHICHI!!! LOL…. Damn, the commercials! LOL…

  72. ma says – reply to this


    172

    LOL! Mario u r hilarius. i cant spell..

  73. Laurie says – reply to this


    173

    this is so stupid its just a normal buzz cut!!!! yes he has a receiting hair line but its just a normal hair cut christ theres no reason to make fun of this what so ever especially about a well respected actor cmon perez, you cant stoop that low

  74. Dpar says – reply to this


    174

    I think he looks more like Curious George with that hair! LOLOL!

  75. Norma says – reply to this


    175

    i used to have that monkey when i was a lil girl!!!!!!!!!!!

  76. chitown lady says – reply to this


    176

    Too funny Perez……Doesn't his head remind you of the head of an old GI Joe doll ? Usually goodlooking young men turn out good looking older men…..But……he is an acception….WTF happened to him ?????????

  77. Saturday Night Fever says – reply to this


    177

    Poke fun, but John Travolta has more talent and style in his little pinkie than 99 percent of performers out there. Respect must be given to the more mature artists as well as your mature family members, because they've already hacked their way through life's forest probably better than you ever might, and could, oh, I don't know, TEACH YOU SOMETHING.

  78. pat r says – reply to this


    178

    Looks more like Curious George

  79. pkwykid says – reply to this


    179

    He looks like a f**king chiapet.

    Hasn't aged well at all.

  80. baraack has the same hair says – reply to this


    180

    Is there spray paint can for hair? I noticed his horrible hair on the red carpet oscars….the widows peak is totally engraved into his scalp. cha cha cha cia..

  81. Amy says – reply to this


    181

    Best separated at birth EVER!!!!

  82. Kate says – reply to this


    182

    OMG. I think he is way freaky lookin now. haha

  83. nijneke says – reply to this


    183

    monchichi is cute travolta is ugly..

  84. jeaneo says – reply to this


    184

    By Far the absolute best picture ever posted!!!!

  85. Deb says – reply to this


    185

    This is so weird, I saw JT in Ocala, Florida about two weeks ago and he was wearing a hat outside the establishment (Cracker Barrel) but took it off inside and his hair looked nothing like that. Actually it appears he just got a hair cut, because his hair was a bit longer. He's totally not going bald. And KP was beautiful as always!

  86. augest says – reply to this


    186

    it looked like spray on hair! i think he and the rock got ready together!

  87. melanie says – reply to this


    187

    My mother and I were commenting on his hair that night also! It looked very odd! The old Ken dolls from the 50s and 60s used to have felt hair, thats who we thought he looked like but the monchichi is a good one too!

  88. jrzjenn says – reply to this


    188

    Glad you liked my tip- i didn't steal this from that other website… but the resemblance is uncanny, guess great minds think alike!

  89. he'sGAY says – reply to this


    189

    he is THE CREEPIEST UGLIEST FREAKY GAY MAN ON THE PLANET. WE KNOW YOU ARE GAY AND YOU HAVE A BUTTER FACE EWWWW

  90. diana, duhhh says – reply to this


    190

    aye, Mario.
    Have you not heard of respecting your elders?
    Honestly, sometime I love your humor but this was just absurd.
    No JOKE. I have decided that you and I have a hate-love relationship.
    I hate that I love your humor sometimes because what the fuck does it say about me as a person?! (rhetorical question, ho's)

  91. Julie says – reply to this


    191

    Lol, I really wish he'd stop using that keratin hair fibers. I'm a hairdresser, and what that product is, is little fibers that come out (think like baby powder) but for their color hair-its good for thinning hair and all, but he puts waaaayyy too much-less is more Travolta, less is more

  92. thenightone says – reply to this


    192

    I too, was mesmerized and confused by John's scull cap on Oscar night!

  93. bommie says – reply to this


    193

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA…i had one of those…fantastic post!!!

  94. erin says – reply to this


    194

    I LOVE MONCHHICHIS! My cat is named Mon-chhi-chi! GO JOHN!!

  95. Christianna says – reply to this


    195

    HAHAHA oh. my.god. i havent seen a monchichi in years! i bet half these kids on here dont even know what a monchichi is lol. i had like three when i was a kid. man, i love it!

  96. How About.... says – reply to this


    196

    John Travolta and the kid on American Idol with the dreadlocks??? Not only his face, but I think his voice is even the same as Johns!

  97. Mikaela says – reply to this


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    i do believe Monchhichi rocked this look 100% better and hotter than wats-his-face,lol

  98. Angela says – reply to this


    198

    I totally forgot about my Monchichi!!!

  99. NY says – reply to this


    199

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEREZ URE HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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