Separated At Birth

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Left: John Travolta's hair at the Oscars. Right: Monchhichi!

    Posted: Feb 25, 2008 at 6:07 pm / Email this  »

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    1. Sarah says – reply to this


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      You say good Totie Fields - I did and YES HE DOES.

      Bwahhhhhhhh

    2. Michelle Loves Lola says – reply to this


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      That is an insult to the Monchhichi!!!!!!! It is much prettier than John Travolta! His hair is so bad…why does his wife let him leave the house like that?!?!?!?!?!?

    3. kae says – reply to this


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      I don't know…. I think it would have been better if you paired him with Eddie Munster. Look at that widow's peak!

    4. i know says – reply to this


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      SCREW THAT SHIT!!!! STOP PICKING ON MONCHICHI!!!!!

    5. Monica says – reply to this


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      i love those dolls, but him, yucky

    6. surely it is sprayed on says – reply to this


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      Cannot stop laughing and I have never seen hair like John's - what in the world makes his hair look like anything but real hair? It is a step up from the hairpiece he wore though…

    7. go joe! says – reply to this


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      It looks like the old GI Joe dolls that had "real" hair…. kinda like felt. Ick.

    8. yowie says – reply to this


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      hahahhahahaha!

    9. Jaime says – reply to this


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      That is hilarious! I actually have an original white Monchhichi that my grandma gave me. I suppose that hints to how old I am!

    10. Ancient Queen says – reply to this


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      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

      OMG!!

      Wait!! I can't *BWASNICKERHA!* breathe…..

    11. Helen says – reply to this


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      Hahahah! I still have a Monchichi doll! So true!

    12. sam-n-ella says – reply to this


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      wtf is going on with her face — not to mention the piece of liver sitting on top of her head. she's getting more and more horrifying. the closet will do that.

    13. Gwen says – reply to this


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      lmao. Don't ruin the monchichi's for me, Perez.

    14. smorf says – reply to this


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      John just go bald and grey..u will look less pathetic

    15. kerri says – reply to this


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      Now, that one is really funny! Makes you say humm.

    16. Lala says – reply to this


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      I think he looks more like herman munster
      Evil evil man

    17. rosemary says – reply to this


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      AHHHH! The fury, little friendly Monchichi!

    18. katie! says – reply to this


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      Leave Travolta alone! he is a legend…and you know you sing along everytime grease is on VH-1.

    19. alison says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHA!! LMFAO! I was thinking chia pet, but monchichi is much better! Does anyone remember the really stupid, annoying jingle in the commercials for this thing? Those commercials were probably the reason I never wanted one of these.

    20. !eitak says – reply to this


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      leave travolta alone! He is a legend..besides..you know you sing along everytime Grease is on VH-1!

    21. mimi says – reply to this


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      HAHAHA .. gosh where do you come up with this stuff ..
      I love Perezito you are so funny

    22. samm says – reply to this


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      Don't you think he resemebles a lego person to?

    23. Christie G says – reply to this


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      His hairline creeps me out sooo bad. Is that spray on hair from a can?

    24. Kay says – reply to this


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      Awww I had a Monchichi. they were so cute.. but those lil suckers HURT when you hit your head with it!

    25. JoeyOh says – reply to this


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      Johnny good grief just get the fab transplants already what's the deal????? Half of HollyWood has

    26. Whitney says – reply to this


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      Hahahaha! Love it. My husband's sincere response to John Travolta's hair was, "What…What is wrong with his head?"

    27. . says – reply to this


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      JOHN TRAVOLTA IS A VERY GOOD LOOKING MAN THERE….JUST GONE BALD, AND HE IS NOT BUILT

    28. Lala says – reply to this


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      Re: Brooke – I was just going to type that. Love it

    29. Anna says – reply to this


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      BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FREAKING FUNNY , THEY ARE TWINS!!!!
      GOOD ONE PEREZ, YOU MADE ME WET MY PANTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

    30. Amanda says – reply to this


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      You completely stole this joke from www.wwtdd.com. Wow. Really? You can't find any of your own jokes?

    31. You Perez Cannot Comment says – reply to this


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      Perez, when it comes to hair comments, you of all people may not comment. STFU. : )

    32. Crazier Than Busey! says – reply to this


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      Travolta should've worn his pilot costume. It's not quite Sea Org, but it's kind of close. At least the captain's hat would cover up his, um, head.

    33. JustinJun says – reply to this


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      i looove monchichis!

    34. lulu says – reply to this


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      ahhhh, I haven't seen a monchichi in years!….memories

    35. Mama Lynn says – reply to this


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      Monchichi, you bastard! you're really showing your age now, maggot.

      *~Hey Fuck-Ass, Get me a Beer!!~*

    36. teenieweenie says – reply to this


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      PERFECT!!

    37. gnhregvbrfc says – reply to this


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      hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

      your so hypicritical
      your hair is pink

    38. Carl says – reply to this


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      How can John embarrass himself like this? WTF?

    39. Material Boy says – reply to this


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      hahahahaha how cute and true hahahahahahahaha
      I Perez you are a silly queen
      I love you !!!!!!!

    40. sean says – reply to this


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      Didn't he look in the mirror………? Didn't he realize that he needed a redo bcuz his hair looked strange? Oh, maybe this was a scientology hairdo…

    41. reema farooki says – reply to this


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      hey not fair , monchhichi is so cute travolta is just fugly

    42. your ma says – reply to this


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      o hell na ahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    43. your ma says – reply to this


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      p.s. too bad the monchichi's cuter!

    44. reblakeley@gmail.com says – reply to this


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      Holy crap, remember we were laughing about his hair when watching the Oscars? Hahaha…his hair was so bad.

    45. Rebecca says – reply to this


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      Re: reblakeley@gmail.com – woops, posted that comment by accident. I thought it was an email form to send the post to a friend! Anyways, very funny comparison Perez! Haha.

    46. Alicia says – reply to this


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      I love me some John Travolta. Even if he does spray on his hair and pray to an alien god. He's still a very hot old man :)

    47. sasha says – reply to this


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      omg, i remember these! I still have some in my room… they're so adorable!!

    48. Angie says – reply to this


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      hahahah!!! This is so funny i love it.. oh and "baldy" can suck it bcuz we love perez!!

    49. Alyssa says – reply to this


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      i totally have a monchichi

    50. lola says – reply to this


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      he looks like curious george

    51. Snitzybinkleboo says – reply to this


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      Re: Michelle

      Yeah, I guess we're all so hurt becasue he was so macho but he now appears to be gay and so the homometer is fucked and everyone's mad. Grrrr.
      The whole thing is silly matter.
      btw Scientology Sucks!

    52. Sarah says – reply to this


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      OMG… I had totally forgotten about Monchichi. Now the song is running through my head!!! :) Thanks for the memory!

    53. liz says – reply to this


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      o monchichi's literally sitting on my night stand …super cute…blah travolta :P

    54. lpv says – reply to this


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      He looks like Curious George.

    55. lauren says – reply to this


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      you're a little pathetic. you stole this from wwtdd.com who posted it last night. give credit where credit is due and don't think you are at all funny.

    56. Douch Puss-ey says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    57. cassafrass says – reply to this


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      i had a doll just like that when i was little and it scared the SHIT out of me! … Just like John Travolta!

    58. katie says – reply to this


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      the people from tv guide said his hair looked painted on

    59. old news says – reply to this


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      yeah
      http://dirtypiratewhores.com/?p=7122

      ..old news

    60. Kay says – reply to this


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      Best

      Post

      Ever!

      Laughing my ass off, over and over and over… !

      it's sad how amused I am by this!

    61. Luzmita says – reply to this


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      hahahahahahahahhahahaahha poor monchichi hahahahahahahah

    62. Yuck says – reply to this


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      Ew! Scientology is seeping out of his skull!!!

    63. ED says – reply to this


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      I THINK HE IS LOOSING IT. NOW REALLY , NO ONE TOLD HIM HOW BAD IT LOOK. NOT EVEN IS WIFE. IT LOOK LIKE IT WAS SPRAY ON

    64. Amsterdamse meid says – reply to this


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      Whahaha everytime i look at mine i will think of john lol

    65. hisholefullocum says – reply to this


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      member that enquirer article a decade ago with loveletters he wrote that guido??
      pays good for weenie.

    66. Allan says – reply to this


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      put a couple of 45 rpm records on top of his head and he'll look like Mickey Mouses brother

    67. becky says – reply to this


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      Brilliant. This has-been looks TRA-reVOLTING lately. Ever since seeing him in pictures dressed like a woman, I can't look at him without feeling disgusted…plus he looks HORRIBLE, fat, his eyes are way too close together because that's what happens to your face when you become OLD. He is as embarrasing as that Bussey (sp?) guy interrupting interviews at the Oscars and thinking he's ANYBODY who needs to be interviewed. You actors HAVE GOT TO LEARN when you've had your 15 minutes. A little decorum, here.

    68. didntneedtoseethat says – reply to this


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      UGH- I thought he looked like one of those 1960s G.I. Joe dolls with the flocked-on hair and highly flamboyant handlebar sideburns.

    69. bonnie says – reply to this


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      ROFLMAO!!!!!!
      do scientologists have mirrors or what??????

    70. Marcie says – reply to this


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      Oh my god! I haven't seen a Monchichi since I was little! That's funny!

    71. Christina says – reply to this


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      OH HELL NO!! NOT MUNCHICHI!!! LOL…. Damn, the commercials! LOL…

    72. ma says – reply to this


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      LOL! Mario u r hilarius. i cant spell..

    73. Laurie says – reply to this


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      this is so stupid its just a normal buzz cut!!!! yes he has a receiting hair line but its just a normal hair cut christ theres no reason to make fun of this what so ever especially about a well respected actor cmon perez, you cant stoop that low

    74. Dpar says – reply to this


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      I think he looks more like Curious George with that hair! LOLOL!

    75. Norma says – reply to this


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      i used to have that monkey when i was a lil girl!!!!!!!!!!!

    76. chitown lady says – reply to this


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      Too funny Perez……Doesn't his head remind you of the head of an old GI Joe doll ? Usually goodlooking young men turn out good looking older men…..But……he is an acception….WTF happened to him ?????????

    77. Saturday Night Fever says – reply to this


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      Poke fun, but John Travolta has more talent and style in his little pinkie than 99 percent of performers out there. Respect must be given to the more mature artists as well as your mature family members, because they've already hacked their way through life's forest probably better than you ever might, and could, oh, I don't know, TEACH YOU SOMETHING.

    78. pat r says – reply to this


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      Looks more like Curious George

    79. pkwykid says – reply to this


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      He looks like a f**king chiapet.

      Hasn't aged well at all.

    80. baraack has the same hair says – reply to this


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      Is there spray paint can for hair? I noticed his horrible hair on the red carpet oscars….the widows peak is totally engraved into his scalp. cha cha cha cia..

    81. Amy says – reply to this


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      Best separated at birth EVER!!!!

    82. Kate says – reply to this


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      OMG. I think he is way freaky lookin now. haha

    83. nijneke says – reply to this


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      monchichi is cute travolta is ugly..

    84. jeaneo says – reply to this


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      By Far the absolute best picture ever posted!!!!

    85. Deb says – reply to this


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      This is so weird, I saw JT in Ocala, Florida about two weeks ago and he was wearing a hat outside the establishment (Cracker Barrel) but took it off inside and his hair looked nothing like that. Actually it appears he just got a hair cut, because his hair was a bit longer. He's totally not going bald. And KP was beautiful as always!

    86. augest says – reply to this


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      it looked like spray on hair! i think he and the rock got ready together!

    87. melanie says – reply to this


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      My mother and I were commenting on his hair that night also! It looked very odd! The old Ken dolls from the 50s and 60s used to have felt hair, thats who we thought he looked like but the monchichi is a good one too!

    88. jrzjenn says – reply to this


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      Glad you liked my tip- i didn't steal this from that other website… but the resemblance is uncanny, guess great minds think alike!

    89. he'sGAY says – reply to this


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      he is THE CREEPIEST UGLIEST FREAKY GAY MAN ON THE PLANET. WE KNOW YOU ARE GAY AND YOU HAVE A BUTTER FACE EWWWW

    90. diana, duhhh says – reply to this


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      aye, Mario.
      Have you not heard of respecting your elders?
      Honestly, sometime I love your humor but this was just absurd.
      No JOKE. I have decided that you and I have a hate-love relationship.
      I hate that I love your humor sometimes because what the fuck does it say about me as a person?! (rhetorical question, ho's)

    91. Julie says – reply to this


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      Lol, I really wish he'd stop using that keratin hair fibers. I'm a hairdresser, and what that product is, is little fibers that come out (think like baby powder) but for their color hair-its good for thinning hair and all, but he puts waaaayyy too much-less is more Travolta, less is more

    92. thenightone says – reply to this


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      I too, was mesmerized and confused by John's scull cap on Oscar night!

    93. bommie says – reply to this


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      AHAHAHAHAHAHA…i had one of those…fantastic post!!!

    94. erin says – reply to this


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      I LOVE MONCHHICHIS! My cat is named Mon-chhi-chi! GO JOHN!!

    95. Christianna says – reply to this


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      HAHAHA oh. my.god. i havent seen a monchichi in years! i bet half these kids on here dont even know what a monchichi is lol. i had like three when i was a kid. man, i love it!

    96. How About.... says – reply to this


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      John Travolta and the kid on American Idol with the dreadlocks??? Not only his face, but I think his voice is even the same as Johns!

    97. Mikaela says – reply to this


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      i do believe Monchhichi rocked this look 100% better and hotter than wats-his-face,lol

    98. Angela says – reply to this


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      I totally forgot about my Monchichi!!!

    99. NY says – reply to this


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      LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEREZ URE HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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