Sperminated!
Filed under: Baby Blabber
Age ain't nothing but a number!
Lisa Marie Presley just turned 40…and she's about to have another child.
New reports are surfacing that Elvis' daughter is pregnant with her third child.
This will be the first child with her fourth husband, musician Michael Lockwood.
Thank God she didn't have kids with hubby #3, Nicolas Cage, or even worse, hubby #2, Michael Jackson.
Presley already has two teenage kids, model Riley Keough and lesser known Benjamin Keough, both with her first husband, Danny Keough.
That's a lot of numbers!
When asked for comments, a spokesperson for Presley just stated Lisa "is not one to comment on her personal life."
With her mother, Priscilla, set to appear on Dancing with the Stars, seems little Lisa needs something to get the attention back on her!
[Image via WENN.]
first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%^
Awwww……I love her!!!
Congrats!!!!
firsttttt
first
1st!?
Damn, she looks just like Elvis it is shocking.
I'd hit that. Oh yeah baby
fist!! ???
nice ee
i read about this yesterday
14th!
1st
who the hell cares?
oh boy
etfegr
Re: sills – oh holy shit sills! Youre first!! Wow. Get your cookie.
Now stfu.
she's so ugly. she looks like her dad with long hair.
YEY i love it!
Which step of the Scientological Wizard Uprising is THAT?!?!?! I wonder if she had to run around and act like a 13 year old boy on their honeymoon? A little Jesus Juice Lisa Marie?
Another talentless "celebrity" grasping her cell phone. I bet they bury them with a cellphone in their hand.
Funny that the Scientologist's haven't figured out how to live longer than we do (using their illicit alien knowledge). Elvis was a bag of shit, but I'm sure even a mama-fucker like him would be disappointed in this bitch! After 40- no matter how hard you try, you really won't be able to make it in the news… Unless you eat shit or something (like Demi and Madonna last week).
not first!!
Well congrats to Lisa Marie. Her mom Priscilla though, I don't know about you but seeing her mom's face really scares me. Cilla looks like the joker with that horrible plastic surgery around her mouth, cheeks. YIKES.
Dear Fug,
Man your an idiot. Who cares, WHO CARES, WHO CARES!? I honestly can't believe you get this kind of fame for being a pathetic gossip mongrel your far worse then any of these idiots you cover because without them you would be less then nothing, just another ugly fat kid trying to get laid. Your taste in music is HORRIBLE your taste in fashion is FAR worse then horrible and your over all physical shape is horrendous. You should just close down this site, buy yourself a gym membership and retreat to a place where no one will ever see or hear from you again, at least that way you would finally make a positive influence on society.
Sincerely,
common sense
Way to catch up. Already heard this last week on a local radio station.
I'd hit it. Thank you Thank you very much
SHE HIT THE WALL HARD
Stupid comment-'seems little Lisa needs something to get the attention back on her!' Lisa Marie seems to have stayed away from attention for most of her life and I am sure that Dancing with the Stars would have put her on. look at the others that were on. And to think that most women would get pregnant to get attention on them. Stupid, Stupid, Stupid. Perez, you should try wearing that fake pregnant stomach for a few weeks and maybe you will stop thinking that women (unless they are stupid) get pregnant to get attention.
loves it
WTF IS THAT ON HER HAND? LOOKS LIKE SHE DIPPED HER HAND IN PARISHERPES SNATCH.
This woman is forty years old and has never done a single thing except live off the memory of her father.
I don't get these Scientologists who think they are "experts" on the human mind. They can't even make good decisions with their own minds. Lisa Marie Presley has been married FOUR TIMES, once to MICHAEL FREAKING JACKSON! Who the hell is she to think she knows what's best for anyone else?? Having your kids around Michael Jackson is a hell of a lot more dangerous than having them on Adderall.
why would you possibly have sex with that? ewwww. ever since she swapped spit with mj, i just can't see her without squirming. http://thepounce.com
dang she looks like me after a hard night of drinking
You look more pregnant than she does Mario, you tubby little turd.
Are you sure you haven't been sperminated?
WTF? HOW EXCITING that a SCIENTOLOGIST is having a fucking baby!!! BIG FUCKING DEAL!!! Another brainwashed psycho in a fucking sailor suit– just what the planet needed!!! Enough with the GERIATRIC HOt-NEWS FLASHES!!!! Send this dusty cunt to pasture (with her granny sister in law Janet Jackson)!!!!
Love Lisa Marie. Congrats to her.
i did'nt even know that she was married AGAIN.
Lisa Marie looks a lot like both her Dad and Mom. It's like two identical twins got together and had a kid. Never seen a child look so similar to both parents. Priscilla was one of the most beautiful women in the world back in the 60's and 70's, then she went off and fuged herself up with all that plastic surgery. I saw them at the Led Zeppelin concert and they were real scary looking. They were there out of respect because the surviving members of Zeppelin are the world's biggest Elvis fans. But it was like they were making a mockery of it. Maby I'm wrong, just the way it seemed.
you an ass Perez
actually I think it is her 4th kid. There is an older one, before Benjamin, named Danielle. All three with Keough.
Congrads Lisa! Haven't seen or heard much of what's been up with you, in a looong time.
nope.. my bad. "Danielle" is 'Riley." Oops.
MAYBE SHE'S MAKING AN ALIEN PLAYMATE FOR SURI!!! ISN'T THAT JUST SO SWEET OF HER TO DO THAT FOR TOM AND KATIE!!!
#2 TOM WILL FIND YOU AND REMOVE YOUR BRAINS WITH AN ICE-CREAM SCOOPER!
Re: Terry Girl via Canada –
She's been busy with her electrocution sessions at the Celebrity Center!
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c'mon bitches
Lisa Marie has never been much of an attention whore - or if she has, she's failed miserably. I doubt this is a stunt for attention.
i'm still trying to figure out the whole "i fucking married Michael Jackson" thing she did a few years ago remember peoples? lol……
Doesn't anyone in LA LA land use contraceptives anymore? Why don't they just keep their legs closed……UGH !!!!
Does she ever smile?
Look like Brit Brit.
I'd LOVE to take some eye makeup remover to this chick. She's so beautiful and she ruins it with that black eyeliner crap that runs half way down her face.
where did she get that bag??
I LOVE me some LMP!! I couldn't be happier for her, if this rumor is confirmed by Lisa, as I know how much she wanted to have a baby with Michael. Cheers to both of them!
yayayyayayayayayayayyayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay!
She used to be so beautiful-wtf has happened?
too bad andy warhol never got to read perez. he'd love it.
Yeah, married like 4 times…Scientology really is working for her, isn't it!?
Congrats to LMP! I love her despite her being a creepy Scientologist. So very unfortunate. :sigh:
Well she can't be a worst mother than Britney… CONGRATULATIONS TO HER!
Love you! And miss you god dammit!
It's scarey how much she looks like Elvis!!!
Lisa is so beautiful, she looks just like her father…it`s amazing. I wish all the best to her, she is deffinatly really good at keeping secrets Wow! She looks like shes ready to pop.
P.S. #22 YOUR A FUCKIN RETARD…learn some respect, Elvis is King…
Why don't you come up with some pics of her son? I heard he looks like a little Elvis.
If I remember correctly her mother did the same thing… she had another child late in life.. the boy ..no pictures of him.. whats his name Navarrone or something like that…. let's be honest here Priscilla is a weirdo and Lisa Marie is just like her.. the apple does not fall far from the tree!!! Of course, Elvis was perfect!!
A few months ago, LMP was on Oprah, and she (LMP) was wearing a very flowy dress. I thought she looked pregnant then. Oprah welcomed her and said, "Hi Mama". I hadn't heard anything about a pregnancy since then.
damn she's ugly!
Re: BIG ELVIS FAN – They're only weird 'cus they are $cienos.
oh my!
She needs to be careful, the older she is getting the more she is slowly starting to look like Beth "Mrs. Dog" Chapman!
If this is true I am SO HAPPY for her! She's a beautiful, kind and giving person, I've experienced that first hand.
She's a private person and doesn't feel it necessary to make announcement's about her life every chance she gets. Good for her! Now THAT'S class!
XOXOXOX Miss Lisa! Can't wait to see you again, fuckin A! LOL
IM THE DADDY!!!
omg…what happened to her????she used to be so pretty, now she looks older than her mother..holy shit, is she on pills? drinking excessively? too much of everything??? i am flabbergasted.
must be the scientology kharma:
she so fugly.
momma look like her daughter…
Congrats Lisa! You look beautiful and hope you have a healthy pregnancy. Your other children must be thrilled
somebody show her how to put on makeup, she looks like shit!!
damn, better lay off them lobster tales girl
Re: mimi – NOPE, ONLY 2 - RILEY AND BENJAMIN KEOUGH.
Re: x-ray – Ok, the one thing she hasn't done - is live off of Elvis. What the hell have you been?
if its true is a wonderful wonderful thing!!
very happy for all presley family!!
People still say first?? That is so tired and played. And most of you who say are like, #15, GTFO. LOL