Sperminated!

Age ain't nothing but a number!

Lisa Marie Presley just turned 40…and she's about to have another child.

New reports are surfacing that Elvis' daughter is pregnant with her third child.

This will be the first child with her fourth husband, musician Michael Lockwood.

Thank God she didn't have kids with hubby #3, Nicolas Cage, or even worse, hubby #2, Michael Jackson.

Presley already has two teenage kids, model Riley Keough and lesser known Benjamin Keough, both with her first husband, Danny Keough.

That's a lot of numbers!

When asked for comments, a spokesperson for Presley just stated Lisa "is not one to comment on her personal life."

With her mother, Priscilla, set to appear on Dancing with the Stars, seems little Lisa needs something to get the attention back on her!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Feb 25, 2008 at 3:35 pm / Email this »

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83 comments to “Sperminated!”

sills says – reply to this

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first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%^
ArmPitt™ says – reply to this

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Awwww……I love her!!!
Congrats!!!!
Nancy says – reply to this

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firsttttt
x says – reply to this

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first
bridget says – reply to this

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1st!?
pumpkin says – reply to this

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Damn, she looks just like Elvis it is shocking.
Chris Liebhart says – reply to this

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I'd hit that. Oh yeah baby
kristen says – reply to this

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fist!! ???
ad says – reply to this

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nice ee
carol says – reply to this

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i read about this yesterday
jess says – reply to this

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14th!
RIOS says – reply to this

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1st
emma m says – reply to this

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who the hell cares?
princess no one says – reply to this

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oh boy
dfgfg says – reply to this

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etfegr
marshy says – reply to this

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Re: sills – oh holy shit sills! Youre first!! Wow. Get your cookie.

Now stfu.
hehhehe says – reply to this

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she's so ugly. she looks like her dad with long hair.
Katherine says – reply to this

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YEY i love it!
SHE SUCKED MICHAEL JACKSONS SPOTTY DOG DICK!!! says – reply to this

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Which step of the Scientological Wizard Uprising is THAT?!?!?! I wonder if she had to run around and act like a 13 year old boy on their honeymoon? A little Jesus Juice Lisa Marie?
sam says – reply to this

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Another talentless "celebrity" grasping her cell phone. I bet they bury them with a cellphone in their hand.
Age Ain't Nothing but a Closing Number!! says – reply to this

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Funny that the Scientologist's haven't figured out how to live longer than we do (using their illicit alien knowledge). Elvis was a bag of shit, but I'm sure even a mama-fucker like him would be disappointed in this bitch! After 40- no matter how hard you try, you really won't be able to make it in the news… Unless you eat shit or something (like Demi and Madonna last week).
lynda says – reply to this

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not first!!
BLEAU says – reply to this

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Well congrats to Lisa Marie. Her mom Priscilla though, I don't know about you but seeing her mom's face really scares me. Cilla looks like the joker with that horrible plastic surgery around her mouth, cheeks. YIKES.
Some one with a clue says – reply to this

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Dear Fug,

Man your an idiot. Who cares, WHO CARES, WHO CARES!? I honestly can't believe you get this kind of fame for being a pathetic gossip mongrel your far worse then any of these idiots you cover because without them you would be less then nothing, just another ugly fat kid trying to get laid. Your taste in music is HORRIBLE your taste in fashion is FAR worse then horrible and your over all physical shape is horrendous. You should just close down this site, buy yourself a gym membership and retreat to a place where no one will ever see or hear from you again, at least that way you would finally make a positive influence on society.

Sincerely,

common sense
Nicole says – reply to this

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Way to catch up. Already heard this last week on a local radio station.
dmd says – reply to this

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I'd hit it. Thank you Thank you very much
FATHEAD says – reply to this

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SHE HIT THE WALL HARD
carry says – reply to this

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Stupid comment-'seems little Lisa needs something to get the attention back on her!' Lisa Marie seems to have stayed away from attention for most of her life and I am sure that Dancing with the Stars would have put her on. look at the others that were on. And to think that most women would get pregnant to get attention on them. Stupid, Stupid, Stupid. Perez, you should try wearing that fake pregnant stomach for a few weeks and maybe you will stop thinking that women (unless they are stupid) get pregnant to get attention.
steven says – reply to this

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loves it
FUK ME RUNNIN says – reply to this

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WTF IS THAT ON HER HAND? LOOKS LIKE SHE DIPPED HER HAND IN PARISHERPES SNATCH.
x-ray says – reply to this

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This woman is forty years old and has never done a single thing except live off the memory of her father.
erasmus says – reply to this

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I don't get these Scientologists who think they are "experts" on the human mind. They can't even make good decisions with their own minds. Lisa Marie Presley has been married FOUR TIMES, once to MICHAEL FREAKING JACKSON! Who the hell is she to think she knows what's best for anyone else?? Having your kids around Michael Jackson is a hell of a lot more dangerous than having them on Adderall.
the pounce says – reply to this

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why would you possibly have sex with that? ewwww. ever since she swapped spit with mj, i just can't see her without squirming. http://thepounce.com
wtf says – reply to this

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dang she looks like me after a hard night of drinking
Fidel Castro says – reply to this

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You look more pregnant than she does Mario, you tubby little turd.
Are you sure you haven't been sperminated?
SPEAKING OF COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT- HOW'S DELTA BURKE DOIN'? says – reply to this

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WTF? HOW EXCITING that a SCIENTOLOGIST is having a fucking baby!!! BIG FUCKING DEAL!!! Another brainwashed psycho in a fucking sailor suit– just what the planet needed!!! Enough with the GERIATRIC HOt-NEWS FLASHES!!!! Send this dusty cunt to pasture (with her granny sister in law Janet Jackson)!!!!
Liz says – reply to this

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Love Lisa Marie. Congrats to her.
WHATEVER says – reply to this

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i did'nt even know that she was married AGAIN.
doggy says – reply to this

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Lisa Marie looks a lot like both her Dad and Mom. It's like two identical twins got together and had a kid. Never seen a child look so similar to both parents. Priscilla was one of the most beautiful women in the world back in the 60's and 70's, then she went off and fuged herself up with all that plastic surgery. I saw them at the Led Zeppelin concert and they were real scary looking. They were there out of respect because the surviving members of Zeppelin are the world's biggest Elvis fans. But it was like they were making a mockery of it. Maby I'm wrong, just the way it seemed.
kathy says – reply to this

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you an ass Perez
mimi says – reply to this

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actually I think it is her 4th kid. There is an older one, before Benjamin, named Danielle. All three with Keough.
Terry Girl via Canada says – reply to this

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Congrads Lisa! Haven't seen or heard much of what's been up with you, in a looong time.
mimi says – reply to this

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nope.. my bad. "Danielle" is 'Riley." Oops.
PROUD TO BE SP says – reply to this

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MAYBE SHE'S MAKING AN ALIEN PLAYMATE FOR SURI!!! ISN'T THAT JUST SO SWEET OF HER TO DO THAT FOR TOM AND KATIE!!!
SALUTE L.R. WHEN YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT HIS MAJESTY!!!! says – reply to this

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#2 TOM WILL FIND YOU AND REMOVE YOUR BRAINS WITH AN ICE-CREAM SCOOPER!
XENU!! says – reply to this

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Re: Terry Girl via Canada –
She's been busy with her electrocution sessions at the Celebrity Center!
Dominion says – reply to this

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www.dominionlunch.freeforums.org

c'mon bitches
Aimée says – reply to this

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Lisa Marie has never been much of an attention whore - or if she has, she's failed miserably. I doubt this is a stunt for attention.
LeeLeeLee says – reply to this

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i'm still trying to figure out the whole "i fucking married Michael Jackson" thing she did a few years ago remember peoples? lol……
Babs says – reply to this

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Doesn't anyone in LA LA land use contraceptives anymore? Why don't they just keep their legs closed……UGH !!!!
ButtHook says – reply to this

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Does she ever smile?
Dean says – reply to this

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Look like Brit Brit.
anittina169 says – reply to this

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I'd LOVE to take some eye makeup remover to this chick. She's so beautiful and she ruins it with that black eyeliner crap that runs half way down her face.
md says – reply to this

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where did she get that bag??
Erica says – reply to this

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I LOVE me some LMP!! I couldn't be happier for her, if this rumor is confirmed by Lisa, as I know how much she wanted to have a baby with Michael. Cheers to both of them!
kim says – reply to this

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yayayyayayayayayayayyayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay!
Hyde says – reply to this

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She used to be so beautiful-wtf has happened?
Marilyn says – reply to this

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too bad andy warhol never got to read perez. he'd love it.
Kelly says – reply to this

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Yeah, married like 4 times…Scientology really is working for her, isn't it!?
xuszerep says – reply to this

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Congrats to LMP! I love her despite her being a creepy Scientologist. So very unfortunate. :sigh:
POOCHIE says – reply to this

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Well she can't be a worst mother than Britney… CONGRATULATIONS TO HER!
Sydneyjean says – reply to this

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Sydneyjean says – reply to this

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Love you! And miss you god dammit!
I LOVE THE PRESLEY'S says – reply to this

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It's scarey how much she looks like Elvis!!!
Nicole says – reply to this

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Lisa is so beautiful, she looks just like her father…it`s amazing. I wish all the best to her, she is deffinatly really good at keeping secrets Wow! She looks like shes ready to pop.
P.S. #22 YOUR A FUCKIN RETARD…learn some respect, Elvis is King…
Uranus Probe says – reply to this

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Why don't you come up with some pics of her son? I heard he looks like a little Elvis.
BIG ELVIS FAN says – reply to this

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If I remember correctly her mother did the same thing… she had another child late in life.. the boy ..no pictures of him.. whats his name Navarrone or something like that…. let's be honest here Priscilla is a weirdo and Lisa Marie is just like her.. the apple does not fall far from the tree!!! Of course, Elvis was perfect!!
Grandma Caprio says – reply to this

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A few months ago, LMP was on Oprah, and she (LMP) was wearing a very flowy dress. I thought she looked pregnant then. Oprah welcomed her and said, "Hi Mama". I hadn't heard anything about a pregnancy since then.
Kay says – reply to this

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damn she's ugly!
Oy, my thetans are killing me says – reply to this

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Re: BIG ELVIS FAN – They're only weird 'cus they are $cienos.
Netjryt says – reply to this

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oh my!
SkyeBlue says – reply to this

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She needs to be careful, the older she is getting the more she is slowly starting to look like Beth "Mrs. Dog" Chapman!
Suzana says – reply to this

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If this is true I am SO HAPPY for her! She's a beautiful, kind and giving person, I've experienced that first hand.
She's a private person and doesn't feel it necessary to make announcement's about her life every chance she gets. Good for her! Now THAT'S class!

XOXOXOX Miss Lisa! Can't wait to see you again, fuckin A! LOL
PINK says – reply to this

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IM THE DADDY!!!
lucairns says – reply to this

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omg…what happened to her????she used to be so pretty, now she looks older than her mother..holy shit, is she on pills? drinking excessively? too much of everything??? i am flabbergasted.
pressleycum says – reply to this

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must be the scientology kharma:
she so fugly.
momma look like her daughter…
Goldilocks says – reply to this

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Congrats Lisa! You look beautiful and hope you have a healthy pregnancy. Your other children must be thrilled
Mar says – reply to this

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somebody show her how to put on makeup, she looks like shit!!
keef says – reply to this

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damn, better lay off them lobster tales girl
Kim says – reply to this

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Re: mimi – NOPE, ONLY 2 - RILEY AND BENJAMIN KEOUGH.
Kim says – reply to this

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Re: x-ray – Ok, the one thing she hasn't done - is live off of Elvis. What the hell have you been?
Olivia says – reply to this

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if its true is a wonderful wonderful thing!!
very happy for all presley family!!
angela says – reply to this

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People still say first?? That is so tired and played. And most of you who say are like, #15, GTFO. LOL